February 22nd, 2013

Tories’ Black Belt Plan to Chop UKIP Vote

The Tories are definitely not worried about UKIP, that’s why they have asked one of their top MEPs to come up with a three point plan to beat them. David Campbell Bannerman, who was UKIP deputy leader before returning to the Tories, highlights the dangers in a “creative” briefing note seen by Guido:

“Judo teaches you to use the strength of an opponent against them. Applying this analogy to UKIP, we should acknowledge the one strength of UKIP: they seem to be in tune with the majority of the British population on the EU issue. Multiple polls show that over 54% of the public and two-thirds of Conservative Party supporters (You Gov Poll August 2011) want to leave the EU. They may appear to be more in tune with traditional Conservatives on other policies such as immigration, grammar schools or the environment”

Rather bizarrely, Campbell Bannerman goes on to tell Tory candidates to disrupt UKIP pub meetings: “let the pub landlord know that people attending these meetings must not be given any free food or drink as this is classified as treating”. That’ll make the difference in the Euros…


134 Comments

  1. 1
    Al Murray pub landlord says:

    I’ll buy everyone a free pint if they vote UKIP!

  2. 2
    Bill Smith says:

    Just one more good reason to vote UKIP

  3. 3
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Do your worst you Tory sellouts – we in UKIP will do our best.

  4. 4
    SomeoneElse says:

    the guy is a self serving trougher… thats why he went with EUkip in the first place.

    The tories should’ve told him to take a hike, unless they needed his votes in the EU for the fishing discards which EUkip failed to vote on …..or even turn up.

  5. 5
    WVM says:

    “let the pub landlord know that people attending these meetings must not be given any free food or drink as this is classified as treating”.

    That’ll teach us our place.

    Vote Ukip

  6. 6
    Dino says:

    What petty BS. Instead of asking why the Tory party is a dead brand, a Socialist front, they perform acts of vandalism. They are dead men walking and they don’t even know it.

  7. 7
    Popeye says:

    Another Wutz with a master plan.
    Eastleigh looks good for UKIP.

  8. 8
    SomeoneElse says:

    UKIP members feel let down after investing time and considerable sums of money to help get him elected.

    But Mr Bannerman has probably made the right choice politically. Several months before he defected, a senior UKIP source that the members were unlikely to reselect him for the next European elections.

    His future now seems pretty secure. At the last European elections, the Tories automatically put incumbent MEPs at the top the top of party lists. If the same system is repeated for the 2014 elections, he is effectively guaranteed reelection.

    btw…. is he still under investigation for fraud? maybe he picked up some tips from EUkip’s Peter Reeve

  9. 9
    Buster Gasket says:

    All 3 main political parties are the same. In last year’s local elections my ward returned 3 UKIP councillors. The ousted Tories tried every trick in the book to cry “Foul!” The Returning Officer gave them short shrift. BUT, should UKIP manage to change the face of UK politics, it will be just the same when the big 3 are Cons Lab and UKIP. Nature of the beast.

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    ”They may appear to be more in tune with traditional Conservatives on other policies such as immigration, grammar schools or the environment”

    I have a cunning plan – why not tune into traditional Conservatives

  11. 11
    Vote Diane James for Eastleigh! says:

    Basically he is saying that UKIP are the TRUE Conservatives!

  12. 12
    rick says:

    Proper Conservatives have no other home than UKIP.

  13. 13
    Jimbo says:

    The Conservative Party are finished and they really dont know it, Cameron is just placing in position the finishing touches, one wonders where he will turn up after he loses his seat at the next election and who will be paying him vast amounts of money for giving speeches (like his hero Blair) ” How I destroyed The Conservative Party in Gt Britain filled the Island with immigrants and destroyed the Gt British culture for good and destroyed its monetry system “

  14. 14
    David Alexander Smith says:

    UKIP is the only way forward give them a chance

    Sign this petition to restrict Bulgarian and Romanians from entering the UK:

    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/41492

  15. 15
    WoRaft ChiHUAHua says:

    The man who finished what Heath started.

  16. 16
    Casual Observer says:

    Interesting memo: Attacking free food and drink is not going to help as most UKIP attendees do not go for that.

    However, that may be code for label any UKIP pub gathering as a dangerous right wing convention and send rent-a-lefty goon squad down to disrupt and try to get the meeting shut down by the local authority. That has been the pattern with certain legitimate meetings raising awareness of Common Purpose.

  17. 17
    SP4BS says:

    What is “treating”?
    Does it have a special meaning in elections?

    If they do get free beer in them, they might end up ranting. I read of one that got booted out for talking to much pub bollockx.

  18. 18
    Jimmy says:

    He is encouraging each of you to get in touch with your inner bastard.

  19. 19
    Executive Summary says:

    More Tory than the Tories.

  20. 20
    Engineer says:

    Can’t remember the last time I got any free food or drink in a pub. Mind you, I’m not a member of any political party, and don’t attend political meetings.

    Given the state of the pub trade these days, it’s either a very fortunate or very generous landlord that can afford to give out free food and drink to political meetings.

  21. 21
    Ed Balls says:

    What about my outer bastard?

  22. 22
    Anarchists In Blazers says:

    UKIP is full of people who defected to the party. But I have to ask what is their worth. I much prefer people who are completely new to politics to get involved otherwise we are simply sticking a new badge on the old problem.

    For example my public response to the former mayor of Eastleigh sticking the knife into his old colleagues would have been ‘Go away turd’. As it is we’re not in a position to carp on about Mr Bannerman’s treachery.

  23. 23
    Rotherham children's services says:

    And do not forget to remove the children.

  24. 24
    hordes of immigrant invaders says:

    It’s our country now. And next year we get 100,000 Bulgarian and Romanians here all getting free healthcare and education for their children just to finalise the ethnic cleansing of the English. Happy days. You Englishmen have nowhere to go now.

  25. 25
    Engineer says:

    We’ll defer to your experience in that line, Jimmy.

  26. 26
    albacore says:

    Well done there, Tories – you ain’t arf shedding
    Some voters with dear booze and gay wedding
    Now it just needs Ed and Nick to be tits
    (And in their cases, that cap shirley fits)
    And UKIP will romp home, easy-peasy
    With their first M P down south in Eastleigh

  27. 27
  28. 28
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Dr. Eric Edmond summed up the UKIP Eastleigh situation well…

    “Farage is a vote loser in Eastleigh as is Nuttall. They don’t appreciate a
    Liverpool accent down South associated as it is with militant Trade
    Unionists. They also do not appreciate Arthur Daley types clad in camel
    hat coats with velvet collars reeking of fag smoke. It also reeks of
    spiv.”

    http://ukiptruth.blogspot.co.uk

  29. 29
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Crowd Control Suggestions Service says:

    Oh, that’s easy to remedy. Just book the room for a meeting of the “Greater Bogbrush Area Baseball Club,” and show up with a few, ermm, “clubs”…

    “Take me out to the ball game…
    “For it’s one, two, three ‘strikes’, you’re out…”

    And we do mean STRIKES, not swings-and-misses…
    That’ll learn ‘em.

  30. 30
    Raving Loon says:

    It’s possible. The 3 main parties will give the impression that Armageddon will happen if we leave.

  31. 31
    hordes of immigrant invaders says:

    haha – big business wants us to lower wages, the labour party wants us to ethnically cleanse the english – you let the tory party be ‘modernised’ and agree with the labour party on everything

    you english have no way back now – it’s not your country any more, it belongs to everyone now you’re just the racist, hated rump who will soon be sent to the camps.

    over the next decade we will bring in 4-5million more immigrants to enrich this ugly horrible wet island and we’ll have lots more children and you english will pay for their healthcare and education.

    we’re all multicultural now

  32. 32
    Casual Observer says:

    That has already been done a few times. Doesn’t wash anymore.

    Better out than in is now realized. However, it is withdrawing from the EU and winding the clock back to 1996 as far as Europe is concerned which is all that should be desired. Leaving the Common Market itself is not really desirable, but even if that happened it would not be the end of the world.

    Even the EU Federalists have realized that Federation by treaty-tweaking, which is what has been going on, is not going to work. Fundamentally it cannot.

    Before you form a Federation, a constitution is required. That cannot be formed now, and Lisbon treaty is no substitute.

  33. 33
    Pickled Wizard says:

    Leave yvette out of this

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Brits are pretty much a cul de sac of evolution anyway, just look at the chav estates and the amount of gingers everywhere. British women must be amongst the ugliest on the planet as well.

  35. 35
    EU Watch says:

    And whilst a la carte on what the member states can follow in EU is ruled out, those who are seeking asylum here have a la carte choice on where to settle:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282690/Asylum-seekers-right-shop-choosing-Britain.html

    Guess where a number are choosing once they find places like Holland / !taly not so hot ?

  36. 36
    Jimmy says:

    I think they still prefer to be called LibDems

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Is not “buying a round” technically treating?
    Best not to start digging up old laws as they they tend to grant rights beyond the grasp of parliament

  38. 38
    James Hewitts Heir to the Throne says:

    STFU

  39. 39
    lastofthesummervintage says:

    F**K Bannerman, just another Tory wan**r who couldn’t cut it in UKIP.
    a traitor to our country

  40. 40
    Tim Yeo's Laptop says:

    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

  41. 41
    SP4BS says:

    You’d just have to make your wife do it. That would confuse everyone.

  42. 42
    Jimmy says:

    Historically when righties have gathered in beer halls it has ended badly.

  43. 43
    Harriet Harperson says:

    I’m a post-modern feminist beauty. And I support ethnically cleansing the English with mass immigration. I’m modern. I’m also a real QC.

  44. 44
    Sir William Wade says:

    The original Campbell Bannerman was a bit of a mixed bag as PM. On the positive side, he was in favour of free trade and Irish home rule, but on the negative side he gave Trade Unions legal immunity. This chap just looks like a politician, alas.

  45. 45
    Chris Hunhe says:

    LimpDicks more like

  46. 46
    A British woman says:

    You’re a charmer Anon.

  47. 47
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Desperate stuffEdmond is a bitter loser with a grudge as wide as Cameron’s yellow streak. He should join Dave’s ‘progressive’ left wing Fauxservative party.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    What a Hune

  49. 49
    historical correction says:

    I think you mean National Socialists.

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Comforting to know Jimmy has experience in at least one thing.

  51. 51
    Rage Against the Poltical Elite says:

    There is only one thing more stupid than a fuc-king politician.. Its the daft C-nt that Votes for them.

  52. 52

    Hi,

    David Bannerman is a self serving, dishonest liar & cheat – well suited to EU politics.

    He is still under investigation by OLAF for fraudulent abuse of public funds, along with his fellow charlatan Stuart Agnew, also an MEP, who openly admitted defrauding the public purse on behalf of UKIP to fund staff & political activities.

    Derek Clarke UKIP MEP was found guilty and ordered top repay over £30,000 he had perloined as with Tom Wise UKIP MEP who stole a similar sum, with help from sometime Tory Lindsay Jenkins, and he was sentenced to 2 years in prison.

    David Bannerman’s route back to the gravy train is not that assured as he is so despised by the Tories for his duplicity & corruption the present MEPs in his region have opted to stand again to try to block his duplicitous greed.

    The Tories’ only hope is he has one of his lame scripts adopted as he is on record as aiming to dump politics for Hollywood if he ever had the chance!

    Regards,
    Greg_L-W.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    David Bannerman isn’t related to the original Campbell Bannerman – he claims he is to ry and make himself seem important.

  54. 54
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Having read the LabLibCon party manifesto, the only alternative choice is UKIP. The LabLibCon party offer just more and more socialism and EU serfdom.

  55. 55
    old SHEP says:

    I’ve never come across pub landlord that hands out free food or drink, but I like his analysis that UKIP pose a threat because they have the effrontery to propose policies which the vast majority the electorate approve of, well certainly the Conservative electorate, bit of a problem Hey!.

  56. 56
    Anarchists In Blazers says:

    You missed Mote.

  57. 57
    albacore says:

    You want to bet which way London would go?
    That it’s British now is only for show
    And with all and sundry Dave’s pulling in
    Our future’s set as the E U dustbin
    Leave that referendum a year or two
    And the rug will be pulled from under you

  58. 58
    Casual Observer says:

    There is some corruption over in the EUKIP side which the members do want cleaned up, and that is happening.

    Can only guess that the reason this has not been jumped on is that with the problems the LibLabCon are dealing with at the moment they simply can’t.

    It is predominantly expenses fraud, and attacking the Euro Members of Parliament in Europe, seeing as expenses fraud and in one case a sort of election fraud has taken place, would be counterproductive to the pro-EU message they have foolishly committed to give.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron you piece of spineless shit, dismantle the BBC.

  60. 60
    Casual Observer says:

    I think they are more than capable of dealing with things robustly, however that is not the style of politic they are conducting, or a legal way to proceed.

    The majority of ‘right wing’ gatherings which are labelled as dangerous and attract the lefty protest rabble are usually meetings which are speaking of issues which are against certain left wing agendas. Common Purpose information sessions are one, anything discussing issues of sovereignty another.

    Many local authorities and police forces are now wise to this one thinks, but it does give an insight into the way that ‘dirty politics’ has evolved in response to leaving the baseball bats at home.

  61. 61
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Yeah Jimmy, you are so right. I mean just what was this ‘right wing’ guy on about?

    “My dear citizens! We are living through a National Socialist revolution. We emphasize the term “socialist” because many speak only of a “national” revolution. Dubious, but also wrong. It was not only nationalism that led to the breakthrough. We are proud that German socialism also triumphed.”

  62. 62
    SP4BS says:

    I especially liked their fünfobstundgemüseführer song.

  63. 63
    Conservative Party membership secretary says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzz *caugh* *splutter* Join?? Someone join? My god! Er, right, I’ve got the membership packs here somewhere.. the ones we send out.. god, where is it? It’s been so long.. oh blimey, hang on, should I crack open the Champagne first? Are you sure someone’s joining? Really? It’s not a wind-up is it?

  64. 64
    Casual Observer says:

    Yep – that was national socialists, or socialists as per the Nuremberg gatherings, if you are referring to beer hall meetings in Germany.

    This has recently been repeated in a way at certain coffee shops in the UK recently.

  65. 65
    Confused Juror says:

    Can my bit on the side claim marital coercion if she claims benefits twice and buys me a beer and don’t want to go to jail, innit ?

  66. 66
    My Real Name says:

    Hah! Cameron had the chance, but virtually the first thing he did on election was agree the license fee for the next few years, rather than scrapping it and selling off the anti-competitive BBC monopoly instead.

  67. 67
    Gawd Help Us says:

    “who was UKIP deputy leader before returning to the Tories,”

    Well he’s a novel character, jumping ON a sinking ship.

  68. 68
    My Real Name says:

    Plenty of free food and drinks at the Queen Vic, Rover’s Return and other soap opera pubs though – it’s always drinks on the house on the TV!

  69. 69

    Hi,

    no I did not miss Ashley Mote as he did not get sent to prison for criminal actions whilst in betrayal of trust as an MEP.

    Unlike Nigel Farage & Jeffrey Titford, Graham Booth and others, all of whom were found guilty of abuse of public funds and ordered to repay money they had perloined whilst in a position of trust as elected representatives of these United Kingdoms.

    Regards,
    Greg_L-W.

  70. 70
    Raving Loon says:

    No chops in Judo, Guido.

    Better to say Ippon or something like Osaekomi.

    Sorry to nitpick.

  71. 71
    Labour ruined Britain (and now it's ConDem'd) says:

    It depends where you live. Luton is certainly chav central, along with Hastings and Ashford in Kent, and the people there are certainly as you describe. But other areas aren’t too bad, so long as you avoid Aldi and Asda and the like.

    Thinking about it, Slough is also pretty shit, but I don’t think it’s technically part of Britain any more.

  72. 72
    H.H. Asquith says:

    Let’s wait and see.

  73. 73

    Hi,

    from one ‘stinking’ ship to another.

    Let us not forget David Bannerman’s long list of failures as a Tory before he betrayed them the first time and saw an opportunity for self enrichment with Nigel Farage who was happy to boast of David Bannerman’s lies regarding his ancestry and the merits of his CV, which were well embellished relative to the truth!!

    Regards,
    Greg_L-W.

  74. 74
    Bruce Lee says:

    Kung Fu beat Judo

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Was not your class about to cut-a-deal in 1940? Ever Churchill, while a drunken so & so, would not agree to that – but your lot might have. Better a Chav than a racist thug?

  76. 76
    A hard-of-thinking Labour voter says:

    La la la la la la la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la we’re not listening.

  77. 77
    The Common Law says:

    Under UK Common Law a publican can refuse to serve anyone at their own discretion:

    http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Business-Support/Pub-licensee-s-right-to-reject-custom

    This does not contravene discrimination law.

  78. 78
    Labour ruined Britain (and now it's ConDem'd) says:

    Claiming benefits?

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    …as racist thugs go.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    OK racist thug, where do you get your ‘information’ from?

  81. 81
    Anarchists In Blazers says:

    There clearly has been individual malfeasance. However UKIP didn’t send them over there to be good MEPs, we sent them there to make trouble and to bring money back to the Party so that we can campaign in the UK to get out.

    I don’t care which party they belong to if a politician betrays trust they should be hung from a lamp post.

  82. 82
    hmmm says:

    I often really am concerned what planet politicians are on.

    Landlords will probably host UKIP meeting for free because the members will buy the beer there not the other way round.

    The guy seriously thinks landlords give out free drinks and nibbles ?

    Lunatic.

  83. 83
    Fact Hunt says:

    If I were an Eastleigh voter I would vote UKIP, not necessarily because I agree with them on everything, but to put a fucking rocket up Camoron, Millionaireband & Clagg. You could then tell your grandkids ‘I was there when the people finally decided that enough was enough’.

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    “we’re all multicultural now” – bet you had trouble typing that line?

  85. 85
    Brandon Lee says:

    Colt 45 beat Kung Fu.

  86. 86
    Point of Information says:

    Particularly this one.

    Standard practice would be to dump this on the Brussels credit card and to hell with the consequence.

    Not like anyone audits anything. If you are caught out, just repay and move on.

  87. 87
    pissed off voter says:

    Largely agree with that but SNP in Scotland are doing a fairish job with the knock-on effect that liblabcon are slowly – very, very slowly :( – improving their attittude. Admittedly, they are coming from a very low base and it will be a long long time before they become anywhere near acceptable to me.

    I think give UKIP a chance. liblabcon have many times proved a vote for them is a wasted vote. UKIP will at least get us out of the EU and thereafter can be judged on their performance.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Hard-Righties/National Socialists – all the same.

  89. 89

    So, what he’s saying is, UKIP are right about everything, so pile into the pub and stop them having fun?

  90. 90
    Inspector J Lee says:

    All that they [ the Nova Mob ] offer is a screen to cover retreat from the colony they have so disgracefully mismanaged. To cover travel arrangements so they will never have to pay the constituents they have betrayed and sold out. Once these arrangements are complete they will blow the place up behind them.

    And what does my program of total austerity and total resistance offer you? I offer you nothing. I am not a politician. These are conditions of total emergency. And these are my instructions for total emergency if carried out now could avert the total disaster now on tracks:

    Peoples of the earth, you have all been poisoned. … I order total resistance directed against this conspiracy to pay off peoples of the earth in ersatz bullsh!t. I order total resistance directed against The Nova Conspiracy and all those engaged in it.

    The purpose of my writing is to expose and arrest Nova Criminals. …
    Minutes to go. Souls rotten from their orgasm drugs, flesh shuddering from their nova ovens, prisoners of the earth to come out. With your help we can occupy The Reality Studio and retake their universe of Fear Death and Monopoly -

  91. 91
    Raving Loon says:

    Headache pill beat Bruce Lee.

  92. 92
    Black Shirt says:

    “We would have been proud had British National Socialism triumphed.”

  93. 93
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    I. Wonder whevre he got. that pint from ?

    Was that an unsolicited gift from. Mine. Host ?

  94. 94
    Black Shirt says:

    Why are you leaving out us in UKIP?

  95. 95
    Jack the Ripper says:

    Maybe Guido should give us another update on the Commons dinner menu – so we can keep tabs on the MPs’ treats.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    Jim’s comment must have hit home? GOOD!

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Have we love our adverts?

  98. 98
    Jimmy Savilles ghost says:

    I hear 1 million kids will arrive in the UK next January and they can’t even speak English?? Has anyone got a defrib?? I’m not as dead as you think!!!

  99. 99
    campbell bannermans mum says:

    campbell bannerman is a twat

  100. 100

    Hi,

    I do agree – but in the vein of making trouble in Brussels and bringing money back being the task of UKIP MEPs you will note not one of them has made ANY notable donations to the party beyond efforts to get tyhemselves re-elected.

    Were they successful then perhaps their achievements in domestic politics might not be so risible after 20 years.

    However they may be more successful than I thought, have you reason to believe they MAY have caused trouble and have money to bring back for the party – surely they were not involved in the recent diamond heist!”

    regards,
    Greg_L-W.

  101. 101
    Truth says:

    There is nothing wrong with National Socialist, if we had a NS government we would not be in the mess we are today. National Socialism in Britain like the restof Europe is on the rise and everyone should do what they are told to do about Multiculturism and “embrace it” celebrate the diversity of NS in Politics.
    It has to come folks, you cut down Freedom of speech, you are getting rid of the Conservative Party, Most of the population feel that they at war with thier own Government, it is all coming to a sticky end, Face it we are heading towards the third world war.

  102. 102
    Psephologist says:

    Quite right too. This is what By-elections are all about. A strong vote for UKIP will show Cameron, Miliband, Clegg and Van Rumpoy that here in Britain we mean business and want OUT. Somewhat surprisingly, a big vote for UKIP here will greatly strengthen Cameron’s hand when/if he gets to ‘negotiation’. Why do you suppose he got the support of Germany over the EU Budget deal. It was directly due to his speech offering a Referendum. Thank UKIP for that too.

  103. 103
    Ahitophel says:

    When King David was trying to defeat a rebellion by his son Absalom (II Samuel 17) he got his companion Hushai the Archite to give bad advice to Absalom while posing as a adviser, then report back to David what Absalom’s tactics were and how to beat them. Maybe that’s what’s going on here.

  104. 104
    David Cameron - God's Englishman says:

    No right minded person should vote for UKIP.

    Surely it is obvious to everyone the many benefits that a well managed immigration policy can bring?

    How boring city centres used to be.

    These young people seem to have something in common

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282972/Youth-worker-celebrating-birthday-egged-pack-thugs-beat-stabbed-young-soldier-leaving-partially-disembowelled.html

    What could it be?

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    It is at least understandable why his father did not make a posting.

  106. 106
  107. 107
    David Cameron - God's Englishman says:

    Although some are more multicultural than others.

    These young people

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282972/Youth-worker-celebrating-birthday-egged-pack-thugs-beat-stabbed-young-soldier-leaving-partially-disembowelled.html

    seem to have something in common.

    What could it be?

  108. 108
    I hate Blue Labour says:

    Simple Tories, it’s really not that difficult: hold the EU referendum now, not in a year, not in 2015, not on the 12th of never. Now. Do that, and the election is won.

    Unless of course your lazy, slimy and inadequate leader has nothing but a future cushy job in the EU in mind.

  109. 109
    Marc Carnage says:

    Common Purpose, eh? Will wiki that.

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Is this really the Greg…. Lance (the Lance bit is made up)…. Watkins, well known UKIP hater commenting on the good character of others?

    The same Greg Watkins of the manor of Chepstow who has a well publicised firearms conviction?

    Surely not!

    Pot and kettles and all that sort of thing!

  111. 111
    Big Momma says:

    This message does not give me great confidence in Conservative strategy on UKIP or any other issue if this one is wrong – as it is.
    The other MAIN issue UKIP have right is immigration.

  112. 112
    guardian traitor says:

    Vibrancy at its best!

  113. 113
  114. 114
    blub says:

    Cameron must have a mole in No. 10 – he couldn’t possibly be this bad by accident.

  115. 115
    blub says:

    I wonder what people with a communist mindset did when the Communist Party gave up on class-based revolution?

  116. 116
    Can't take yo' shit nomore says:

    “the one strength of UKIP: they seem to be in tune with the majority of the British population”

    The clue is in the analysis you clueless tory arse-bandits.

    Go back to your constituencies and prepare to be fucked up the arse – orange and stockings optional.

    There is one thing more stupid than Cameron – a tory who supports Cameron.

  117. 117
    Can't take yo' shit nomore says:

    Yes that seems to be tory political strategy:

    1) admit your opponent is right

    2) pick a policy, such as chutney-ferret marriage, that no one is interested
    in but is highly controversial

    3) find people who are giving free beer and stop them from doing it

    WANKERS

  118. 118
    Can't take yo' shit nomore says:

    why does that news report show no white people? Seems racist?

  119. 119
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Oh dear, Ukip MEP Marta Andreasen defects to the Tories. Now that is going to hurt big time, especially with all the inside dirt she will pile on the dear leader and his equally corrupt EUKIP cronies…

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ukip/9889406/Ukip-MEP-defects-to-Tories-with-broadside-against-dictatorial-Farage.html

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    Not k-en on Democracy th-n ? are you still drunk from last n-ght, muppet.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    That is so true ! but does anybody trust the golf club” know all ” type , such as Farage ? as soon as he starts droning on, or you hear him being hysterical in clips from Strasbourg, most people just tune out ! he isnt a likeable person !

  122. 122
    Curly says:

    They should be given the option of 15 years in jail with no possibility of parole -or join the armed forces, especially as they all seem to like violence so much. Following Dave’s cuts there will be lots of vacancies to be filled.

  123. 123
    Curly wonders says:

    Is this bloke related to somebody of the same name who was some big fish or other in government a decade or two ago?

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Dont kid yourself ! UKIP is just a home for the protest vote , can you see little Nigel and his band of third raters in Parliament Ha Ha Ha Ha.

  125. 125

    Hi,

    coming from someone too ashamed to put their name to their ill informed & misleading efforts to defame speaks volumes of the character of the coward.

    Yes I have a technical firearms conviction from over 30 years ago as a result of accidental import of a girlfriend’s pistol when we moved back to Britain!

    Regards,
    Greg_L-W.

  126. 126
    Dave S says:

    Can’t be stopped, read Article 45 of The Treaty of Rome, very specific on the free movement of labour between member states. All you need is a valid passport from your country of origin, and declare yourself a self employed something or other.

  127. 127
    no one wants tory gays says:

    the tory gay boys would all be too busy trying to marry each other instead of running the country

    better Mr Farage than a tory arse fancier

  128. 128
    Taran-tara says:

    It is pointless to sign David’s petition as our government has no power to stop the millions of Bulgarians and Romanians who will be turning up here claiming houses and benefits in a very short time. Unless we leave the EU we are helpless to defend our country and what remains of our assets.
    The Coalition is a rubbish government as was Labour and as any future Labour government will prove to be again. All garbage. We need an honest PM like Farage and a government with power – not puppets of the EU.
    As for the sneers about righties and fuhrers, Hitler was not a “rightie” he was a socialist. He said, “We (the National Socialist Party) are socialists, we are enemies of the capitalist economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with it’s unfair salaries, with it’s unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance and we are determined to destroy this system.”
    Blah blah blah, just like Blair Blair Blair.

  129. 129
    Taran-tara says:

    That’s Oscar Pistorius’s story!

  130. 130
    Statement Of Fact says:

    “Nigel Farage is an arse, his party is mainly made up of bigots and its policies are racist.” Tom Morello, guitarist, from Rage Against The Machine

  131. 131
    Same As It Ever Was says:

    And don’t we all know how much effort the Daily Mail puts into maintaining good Race Relations?

  132. 132
    Statement Of Fact says:

    Racism or Racialism

    1. The belief that races have distinctive cultural characteristics determined by hereditary factors and that this endows some races with an intrinsic superiority over others.

    2. Abusive or aggressive behaviour towards members of another race on the basis of such a belief.

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    “There is nothing wrong with National Socialist”.
    Wonder how many on this site gave a cheer at that part of your comment?

  134. 134
    Blast From The Past says:

    National Socialism:

    “German Nationalsozialismus, also called Nazism or Naziism, totalitarian movement led by adolf Hitler as head of the Nazi party in Germany. In its intense nationalism mass appeal, and dictatorial rule, National Socialism shared many elements with Italian facism. However, Nazism was far more extreme both in its ideas and in its practice. In almost every respect it was an anti-intellectual and atheoretical movement, emphasizing the will of the charismatic dictator as the sole source of inspiration of a people and a nation, as well as a vision of annihilation of all enemies of the Aryan Volk as the one and only goal of Nazi policy.” (Encyclopedia Britannica)

    Apart from the name, what has this hard-right BS to do with Socialism?


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