When he hasn’t been tweeting about, er, “suck jobs”, Michael Fabricant has been ribbing Michael Gove about his previous career down in Eastleigh today. Gove played a priest in 1995 comedy A Feast At Midnight. Blair used to be an actor too…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
In times gone by, acting used to be considered a dubious career path…why might that have been so?
Clegg was an actor as well and Cameron a PR man.
We *should* all accept the obvious, namely that we live in a one-party Libertarian (Trotskyite) state which does “expectation management”
Hollywood style and where most people only ever listen to celebrities because the cult of disordered personality is revered second only to money. We worship performers who con for a living. We find fault with people who are NOT good pretenders (not good actors or “role-players”).
What a strange world we live in!
Cameron still acts like a PM.
He’s strictly panto
Oy vey! Will no one think of the poor J*wish nonces in Golders Green being persecuted by AntiSemitic goy filth, just becuase they like to stick their shmekels in young boys bottoms, as prescribed by the good book Talmud?
If like me you are outraged send pizzas now!
I am feeling particularly commentalicious today so I will treat you to lots of thoughts and amusing lines on this thread.
Twat
‘Lord’ Chris Rennard being monstered on C4 news just now – hopefully will blow up into a nice scandal over the next few days…
Thank you troll @ 7:48.
Do you remember this poll which you set up?
http://poll.pollcode.com/l7qlgn
You had better try to hand prime it cos you don’t have many followers…
An interesting insight into the mind of Schrödinger’s cat who apparently is concerned about how many followers he might have.
I suspect that he does not have any followers, but he does not seem to understand that people follow ignorant people in order to see what stupid comment that might make next – Owen Jones and John Prescott are perhaps good examples of this.
If Schrödinger’s cat did not write the 7:48 comment, then perhaps he should have done becasue it was very accurate.
I suspect he is trolling as himself to try and gain attention.
Rennard. Liverpool. All you need to know.
With the amount of make up he wears he’s certainly a cock in a frock
“Cameron still acts like a PM.”
Yes but only for one episode
Has anyone seen Helen Goodman MP highlighting bedroom tax and showing how default it is?
I do support what she is doing but like to point out in most of the developing world eggs, cheese, chicken, beacon, etc are luxuries. People cannot afford to have these almost every day, even middle classes cannot afford to eat like this.
Poverty is relative and in this country £18 a week for food is poverty. Its always better to promote jobs as its the only way to reduce poverty.
£18 a week is adequate for ingredients for a diet made up of basic food.
Of course, if you are homeless and can’t therefore cook raw offal, swedes and potatoes, you’d need about £100+ to maintain a healthy-ish diet eating in cafes and the like, as your calorific needs will be much higher than many other people’s simply staving off hypothermia and/or being ‘moved on’.
£18 / week can get you a good diet, for one person.
It would be vegetarian though, no alcohol / smokes, and avoids processed foods.
You can eat quite well for £18 in the HoC cafe.
Just clear one thing up. The Bolshevik mass murderer Trotsky was not a libertarian.
Clearing up just for you…but he was J e w i s h and most (if not all) J e w s are libertarian….no?
Who were the mass murderers?
Nor was he a Bolshevik I ensured his expulsion and then had him liquidated. That is real politics
I lost all my energy and will to take power by winning the Civil War for Lenin and in fighting the criminal Stalin off my back.
I could have been more violent than Stalin but for the above.
Gove is still, in a sense, treading the boards.
Cameron’s walking the plank.
I’m going down for the third time.
Is that a suck job?
You need a suck job ?
I think that was quite a good performance.
Are we really sure it was Michael Gove, and not Rick Moranis?
It’s an understandable error; here’s Rick, looking for all the world like Govie Boy:
http://theaccountantmarketer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/louis-tulley-1024×426.jpg
You do raise a very interesting point:
http://www.aveleyman.com/ActorCredit.aspx?ActorID=12322
No– that’s Gove, all right! I’d know him anywhere, the little pipsqueak!
Guido’s blog is being quoted without being acknowledged again:
Schrödinger’s cat says:
February 20, 2013 at 5:16 pm
…The phrasing of the questions was somewhat better than I expected and I imagine some exasperated person pointing out judge’s directions to a number of deaf ears.
That person probably formulated the questions and did so in such a way to deliberately illustrate the impossibility of the task given the background of the force. I see him/her as possibly speaking over their heads to the judge…
Iain Martin DT says
February 21, 2013
It is being claimed that perhaps this comes down to one lone juror asking daft questions and the foreman seeking to flag up a problem to the judge.
You are either in front…
There is one quote several threads back which will prove beyond doubt if ever seen in the T’Graph.
Am not sure if this example butters your parsnips.
I accept it just may the case that Iain Martin has never heard of Guido Fawkes blog…
Checked the comments on the Iain Martin piece, and see that a lot are pointing out the obvious elephant in the room with the jury, related to multi-culti issues.
That can’t be the reason in this case, unless they did manage to pick 12 of the dumbest m/f’kers in London by chance. Something stinks, and it isn’t Huhne’s sock draw.
Have you ever sat on a jury? Common sense tends to be in very short-supply.
Once, but not in the UK. It was a strange experience.
Common sense was not a problem from what I recall.
I sat on a jury once. It was a case of child abuse, the mother and her partner were on trial. The only contribution one guy had to the jury discussion was that the mother had ‘great tits’ and he wasn’t going to ‘vote her guilty’. The jury system is shit.
I will support CO in this except my experience is UK based. It was in the early 1990s. I was impressed by my peers on the jury. By their seriousness and by their general knowledge.
Since then, society has been dumbed down, no doubt about it. Anyone under a certain age has no basis for comparison, sorry, but that is a fact.
The remarks of Diddley are well understood. I may even have thought great tits myself, to be brutally honest. But I would not have voiced it in those circumstances, neither would it have affected my judgment on the issue of guilt.
Part of the problem is that the educated middle-class dodge jury service by being ‘too busy’, ‘off sick’, ‘abroad’, ‘golf partner to Mr Justice Cocklecarrot’ or ‘indispensable at work’ whereas, for the claimant class, it’s an agreeable doss with a few quid in expenses.
Possible solution: allow people etc. to nominate well in advance when they will do jury service and force them to stick to it.
Аdd thе fоllоwіng (аpоlоgіsіng fоr rеpеtіtіоn аs І оrіgіnаlly pоstеd іn thе mіddlе оf thе nіght whеn аlmоst nо оnе sаw):
frоm nао:
Іn 2007, thе Crоwn Cоurt rеcеіvеd 136,000 crіmіnаl cаsеs, іncludіng thе mоst sеrіоus cаsеs such аs murdеr аnd rаpе. Thе Crоwn Cоurt sіts іn аlmоst 100 lоcаtіоns іn Еnglаnd аnd Wаlеs. HM Cоurts Sеrvіcе cаlculаtеs thаt іn 2007-08 thе cоst оf оpеrаtіng thе Crоwn Cоurt wаs аrоund £382 mіllіоn.
Nоt аll cаsеs wіll іnvоlvе а jury but prоbаbly mоrе thаn hаlf wіll – mаybе 70,000 іn thіs yеаr. Thе аvеrаgе trіаl lаsts fоr 1½ dаys sо, іf а jury іs cаllеd fоr thе nоrmаl twо wееks, іt mаy sее sіx оr mоrе cаsеs оr, аs hеrе, just оnе whіch wеnt іntо а sеcоnd wееk.
Mr Justіcе Swееnеy sаіd hе hаd nеvеr cоmе аcrоss thіs аt thіs stаgе, nеvеr. Thе jury hаd shоwn аbsоlutеly fundаmеntаl dеfіcіts іn undеrstаndіng. Prоsеcutіng Cоunsеl, Аndrеw Еdіs QC sаіd Thіs іs nоt jury mіscоnduct, thіs іs nоt іrrеgulаrіty, thіs іs а jury whіch hаs nоt, іt аppеаrs, undеrstооd іts functіоn. Іntеrеstіng wоrds.
(cont.)
І аm surе thеrе аrе thоsе іn thе lеgаl prоfеssіоn аnd thоsе іn pоlіtіcs whо wоuld lіkе tо dо аwаy wіth jurіеs but thе wоrds оf thеsе twо mеn dо nоt аppеаr tо plаy tо thаt pоіnt, rеgаrdlеss оf whеthеr, wіthіn thеіr rоlеs, thеy аrе gооd, bаd оr аvеrаgе.
Sо tо sеt thіs оnе cаsе аgаіnst thе оthеr 70,000 оdd mаkеs thе sіtuаtіоn еvеn mоrе еxtrаоrdіnаry. І hаvе sаt оn а jury mysеlf аnd fіnd thіs tоtаlly unlіkе my еxpеrіеncе оf thе pеоplе whо wеrе sеrvіng wіth mе. І mysеlf pаssеd а nоtе tо thе judgе whіch wаs put tо а wіtnеss dіrеctly frоm thе bеnch. І dіd thіs bеcаusе І fеlt thе prоsеcutіоn еxаmіnаtіоn hаd mіssеd аn іmpоrtаnt pоіnt.
It was once observed by an irreverent comedian of the Lenny Bruce stripe (though I’m almost sure he wasn’t the one who said it), that he wasn’t all that convinced of the intelligence level of twelve people who were not smart enough to figure out how to dodge jury service, and consequently he obviously wasn’t too sure he’d want to put his life in their hands.
Civic duty.
Maybe old fashioned. But without it we are merely savages.
What’s wrong with being savages?
Nothing, if you don’t mind Labour governments.
under ground.
earth worship.
.
the reality is savage.
but the earth absorbs energy from our body, earthing us when we are bare foot and in direct contact with earth. so be grounded.
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roots of plants and trees are rather savages fight for resource. it is every root for itself…. as the learned sc keeps on remindng us … it is every man from himself .. will.i.am. …. but.
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lower body has a different function to the middle body…and the higher body is different from these. if the 3rd way does not work then either we are not grounded or no energies enter us via the head. either way either our head chopped off so to speak so we act like headless chickens or legs chopped so we are unable to move…the cat in sc’s radioactive box.
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either way helpless.
so 1,2 and 3.
not just 2 and 3 or 1 and 2.
be complete for independence, self reliance and high livin.
but use power in a balanced way and think of other’s welfare too.
be a zero finally….not a hero.
the clock starts at 00:00 and does return to the same point. so no rush. take your time.
Grounded is my aim
@Anonymous: If that is some new age way of telling the EU to fuck off then it is a great comment.
“Gove played a priest in 1995 comedy A Feast At Midnight. Blair used to be an actor too…”
This is supposed to be cutting-edge blogging?
*Snores*
It’s news to some. You could just fuck off though….
*Hand-face-face-hand*
Lots of love. Does that “face to hand” gesture work as well on the internet as it does in Parliament, young chap?
No problems
The chances are they didn’t understand English Period !
The claim as stated for the one juror story is incorrect as the judge stated he would accept a unanimious decision from 10 out of 12 jurists.
This would mean a minimum of 3 jurors were incompetent.
Bliar’s edukashun policies strikes again.
Gove’s acting career is not new news:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1372752/Michael-Gove-starred-film-Christopher-Lee.html
Is he having a go at Boles as well ?
Wouldn’t be the first time – he’s very fuckable.
Give him an Oscar!
Every inch the cleric, believe me!
“Blair used to be an actor to”…….that was between 1997 and 2008 wasn’t it?
Did he play the part of a lying murderer, or was that role for real?
The Butler Review did it.
It’s certainly jarring to see someone who normally portrays an evil undead bloodsucker sharing a screen with Christopher Lee.
More tea vicar ?
I’ve had enough of you filthy hetero perverts, I’m off to be star in Bollywood!
Irfan Naseer, 31, Irfan Khalid, 27, and Ashik Ali, 27, from Birmingham, were found guilty at Woolwich Crown Court of being “central figures” in the plan to carry out an attack to rival the 7 July and 9/11 atrocities.
Does one need to say any more, Tony Blair?
Born and raised in this green and pleasant land,of such dear souls’.
Not the England i grew up in..
Nor me, sir. One reason why I relocated.
In case anyone is mildly interested,which i doubt,my former “handle,moniker”
was,” restore the monasteries”,which i feel has had its day,.Now, i use a few,but mainly,”Old England”….
(de nova)
Many years ago, I bought a charming book by Anthony New, A guide to the abbeys of England and Wales, Constable, 1985.
There are companion volumes for Scotland and for cathedrals and churches.
I have, over the intervening time, visited every site except for three; even those which no longer exist except for a faint survival in a street name or similar.
One cannot help but to imagine these places in restored condition but appreciate how our lives have changed, for better or worse, since they were dissolved. We would not be able to write on this blog for one!
So your former moniker did strike a strong resonance for me. I have even located one of these books from my as yet unsorted library and in looking at it, two charming postcards fell out of St Bees Priory. They have been hiding there since I last visited it. Thank you for being the catalyst for this pleasure, grasped unexpectedly from a thousand miles away.
(I had been experimenting with the moniker Person from Porlock too!)
Very pleased to have been the catalyst,like you,i love these historic ruins
and Cathedra,churches and castles this land still has,one of its few redeeming features,in this messed up country,and,although i moan about the sad state of Britain,i can seek solace from the countryside,sea,and buildings…
Just read about this trial on the BBC website,which strangely omitted to mention that these men were Muslims.
Surely even a rookie hack on a local rag would know that was fundamental to the story. The BBC has become so blinded by political correctness that it consistently fails to report basic facts throughout it’s media outlets.
I’m not paying for this shoddy biased crap any more.
You will also note that we have not commentated at all on the government collapse and new elections in Bulgaria.
We know what is important to the British peeeeeple. Read our report today and find out all about it.
All my remarks can be organised into bullet points.
SC do please try and wean yourself off of the Israeli Tit.
We want open borders with Bulgaria ?
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/europe/2013/02/201322073222598897.html
Protests over electricity prices ?? HAHAHAHA !!! Wait till my green surcharges start hitting your gas and electricity bills HAHAHAHAHAHA !! Still, I’ll make sure we ho
it those carbon reduction targets come hell or high water.
Sloven!a has been protesting also:
http://www.policymic.com/articles/25332/slovenia-joins-euro-zone-anti-austerity-protests
We have open borders with Pаkistan, though!
We do not have open public and civil discussions with the Israelies though, do we?
Well Ustaz Gallopaway certainly seems not to anyway.
Mubarak was a 9/11 truther. Why am I not surprised? Anyone with a brain knows the official 9/11 story is BS.
Coming up in the next half hour: World is flat after all.
+666!
Leave one for the next man.
Man whose religion belongs in 9th century holds weird beliefs shocker.
And so much ‘redacted’ from the Us’ commission report – Got somethin to hide fellas? You fuckin fork-tongued wanchors you have had and have been found fucking out. Not in my name did you do any of that rendition, unlawful wars and bull5hit about national sec.urity. Get fucked.
From the previous posting below :::
February 22, 2013 at 4:12 am
A few weeks ago, our host rapidly deleted a very interesting yutoob clip showing how big business and banking fraud was actually behind it and how the tentacles spread between all the major US banking and insurance firms. Reason given was that they were all so deep into the doodoo and were about to be exposed. You will all remember that the majority of companies housed in the towers were involved in financial affairs. Too bad all the personnel and records disappeared in a puff of aviation fuel.
Now, as BW might say, who controls the bankers?
The records disappeared in a puff of thermate, as samples of the dust later revealed.
Warren Report anyone?
I saw a load of Dalis at the FIAC years ago, they were crap montages from older paintings then I heard that his housekeepers tortured him to sign a load of blank sheets of paper and it all fell together.
Not Balkan at that. The DA is called Cyrus Vance. You couldn’t make this stuff up, could you?
So when is Fabr!cant going to move over to UKIP?
After the full frontal lobotomy ?
The odds are shortening on UKIP for Eastleigh again.
Go Nigel Go. Stick a Roman Candle up Dave’s arse, and destroy the fucker
Another FFL ? Did it grow back ?
I quite like that Gove chappie,but sometimes he does fool me when on the BBC NEWS.
When he is being shown around a school classroom, I shout to Martha, come and look at this, the blighter is off again on another freebie fact finding mission to Nigeria or Basutoland. She then corrects me saying it is just another one of those inner London Shithouse comprehensives.
Instead of diverting development aid to defense, why not divert it to Tower Hamlets ?
Why?
Because I blame Thatcher.
Why indeed? They fucked up the place I grew up in so they can fucking pay themselves to sort it out again.
More goat curry dear?
“Defence”
Govey as an altar boy looks like a young. John. Selwyn. Gummer .
When will he start feeding. Whiteboards to. His children please. ??
Harsh, but very fair….
She can’t be a veggie eating dyke? Surely not? No face like a rats arse taking a dump and no haircut where a pudding bowl has been used to cut round.
She must be a secret Tory.
Or it could be a stock photo.
She’s Head of Office for Tessa Munt. (Liberal Member Parliament / Somerset)
Can I just say I think the BBC are scum.
That is all.
Flattery will get you nowhere. Now, hand over that £ 145.50 or we’ll send the police round.
We don’t give a shit. Keep paying your TV License fee like a good serf.
One of your diary – this year is the 500th anniversary of the Battle of Flodden, in which a treacherous and opportunistic Scottish invasion ended in a crushing victory for the outnumbered English defenders. September 9th will be the day to celebrate the Earl of Surrey’s brilliant victory under his commander-in-chief Queen Catherine, Regent for Henry VII.
Henry VIII
Built England’s navy and cut down all our oaks.
Hey! You can’t have it both ways.
I though Hen 7 was credited with founding the navy, but I was not there at the time so I may well be misinformed.
Henry VII is often credited with founding the navy despite its prior existence. He did encourage shipbuilding and built a dry dock at Portsmouth which helps to support the view because of its relative permanence.
Henry VIII built up the navy, having plundered the abbeys. Mary Rose took 600 mature oaks to build and many ships more were built by him.
To be fair, I did not mention that he was one of the first environmentalists, a little known fact. Realising how Britain’s oak forests were being so drastically reduced, he organised replanting on a massive scale. The oak coppicing cycle is about three decades.
Thanks SC.
Somehow I suspect this won’t be mentioned on the BBC being as 90% of the cuunts are jocks.
Only in England.
In Scotland the BBC are as biased as here, but to a different Labour agenda.
Thanks, locked in the diary.
Nice to know there was at least ONE Regent who was worth a shit…
B.liar is a consummate war criminal.
He is very good at acting this part. To the Hague with him.
Qu’est-ce que c est “fudd”?
Fudd: Casual gun owner.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fudd
aka. Canadians.
Named after a famous Bugs Bunny cartoon character “Elmer”
Na just hand Bliar over to the people of Iraq
And what happens if he wins them over, gets elected and tries to bring peace and democracy to the UK ? Tony needs to be kept in a very safe sealed box.
All Bliar needs is the Saddam drop.
Not to forget there may also be one of two folks in Libya who might like a quiet word…
* or
Vote UKIP.
I’m a bit of a twat, really.
Vote Ukrap, get Miliband.
Vote UKIP, get UKIP !
Vote UKIP
Or make it a get the fuck out of the EU vote now?
Watched this as per your posted Tweet. I hate Channel 4 news.
However, the Newman piece summarized:
i) Men touching women is bad
ii) Liberal Party women are not very Liberal
iii) A senior Liberal party member is very liberal, and should burn in hell for all eternity because he tried to touch some women of age
iv) Did I mention that men were bad, and men touching women is bad ?
If she was covering Savile then I could go with the venom and disgust, but to be fair this is better journalism:
The death nell for the lib dumbs – and all other monied up fat fuckwit-Lordys who think ‘cos they got some spondolicks they have the right to touch anyone up. Whats Leon Brittan up to these days?
Leon Brittan, Lord George Robertson, Alan Milburn, Gordon Brown etc etc.
Thanks for not mentioning me. Boaz.
Somebody has made the excellent suggestion that streets should be renamed to the names of our soldiers that have died Afghanistan.
+ 100
let’s start with the Birmingham streets
Then Leeds and Bradford.
is an excellent suggestion, if anyone complains they can fuck off elsewhere
I agree. Good suggestion.
so how do we make this happen ? Who decides street names ?
Suggestion – Downing Street must be renamed – Narcissists Avenue.
A pity we already have somewhere nearby named ‘Traitors Gate”
We prefer to have our streets named after slave traders.
What does guilty mean?
Allow me
It’s truly astonishing that grown adults actually asked if they could return a verdict based on things which weren’t presented as evidence during the trial. More astonishing that they asked what reasonable doubt means.
The Judge said ” The Jury is dismissed” What did he me by “is”?
Also, is it alright to be a bit late on Monday, hopefully around 11.30 A.M ish ,if all goes well?
I’ve done jury service and the standard of the jurors was OK – I got the impression that most of us had a decent grasp of the case and what we were supposed to weigh up. I do, however, remember reading about this case:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/retrial-order-in-ouija-case-1444806.html
It’s best never to be too surprised about human stupidity.
Just to add that my jury service was about 15 years ago, so not sure what the general standard of jurors is these days.
Newsnight/BBC totally missed the point about this farce with the jury. Most of the jurors were foreigners, they either believe in Sharia law, the local witch doctor or a Soweto neck tie for justice.
I did jury service a few years ago and you got to watch a film that explained what went on and you were given very clear instructions.
The left might be wetting their knickers over this but this farce of of their making. Liebore were so quick to get these fuckers voting they stuck them on the electoral register and now they are turning up for jury service.
Expect the Guardian to get wise to this soon and demand that anyone called Fatima or Mohammad is excused jury service or that we have sharia courts where honkeys get justice from Muslim courts.
If those guys were migrants, it is relevant that they do not have trial by jury in their own country of origin.
BBC did not miss the point about the makeup of the jury.
It does not meet our agenda to disclose these facts. Weare a huge contributor to our multi-cultural diversity, and we employ as many immigrants as possible, secretly of course.
Maybe the judge should have given them a multiple choice question sheet. It’s what Ed Balls would do.
Ed Balls would have to ask Yvette for permission first.
I don’t know which I love better. My beautiful mind or my beautiful, beautiful poo
I’m a twat of the very highest order you know.
There’s no horsemeat in my pies – guaranteed!
Try our new Aintree free range Traditional Fish’n'Chips.
WATCH CHANNEL 4 NEWS RIGHT NOW! EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION INTO SEXUAL HARASSMENT IN LIB DEMS!
Wot, no dogs, poo or blokes involved ??
Lord Rennard just been exposed as pervert who’s sexually harassed women over many years. Lib Dem top brass knew and did nothing.
First the Plebgate stitch-up exposed, now this. Channel 4 News putting Newsnight to shame.
Just in time for the by-election. Wonder what the right-on LD voting fuckwits will make of it?
Is Berlusconi a p*edophile?
Hislop may know. He did go to some of the bunga bunga parties.
How old were they!?
Sadly, all over 12.
I’m getting quite proficient at popcorn, would still like to get a more buttery taste without them going soft, M&S popping corn seems excellent value is 1 pound something for 500g
I’ve got some chocolate popcorn.
Everybody knew about Fatty Rennard.
Perverts in the LibDumbs – really?
West Indian mums will go to the wall for the r1ce ‘n’ piss !!
too large a target
I me self prefer to Jerk the Chicken
Was Jamacian rice and peas on the menu at her sons private school?
Fartbott is obsessed with fucking food. Lose some weight you fat bitch.
With Abbot on this. Very tasty food recommendation, and healthy.
Rice and peas is perfection. Abbott must eat it 2 kilos at a time.
Fartbott eats it like this
http://www.cowboyshowcase.com/images/personalgear/morral.jpg
That is our new boil in the bad rice.
what is the thing with Jamaican rice and peas ? is it boiled? is it boiled and fried ? does it have other additives ? do you put the rice in the coconut ?
and stir it all about ?
It got a “secret ingredient” me not at liberty to reveal, yah mon!
oh ok
http://eatjamaican.com/recipes/riceandpeas-recipe.html
I would add a little chopped chile to that recipe. gently fried with the garlic and onion, and maybe just a little zest of lime.
That sounds absolutely vile. Rice & peas, indeed. Ugh.
Fried rice and other rice dishes are relatively new in the UK. When I grew up about 150 years ago the only rice dish we knew was milky rice pudding (the top of which you could not knock off!) for dessert (aka afters or pudding)
She needs to eat salt fish and akkee to get her gross weight down.
Caught the deluded bitch on QT – She’s as dead from the neck up as Heselltine.
Only Heseltine’s age is aided by dementia – fucking duplicitous old prick. Nice one Hitchens bagged the effer good and proper.
I must be on another planet from Blowing Whistles to believe that Hutchins (usually very good) gave a good performance.
Vote FiddleDem in Eastleigh !
NICK’S RESPONSE…..
He looks quite a bit like Pickles
He looks like a fat dirty old pervert.
Hello everyone. I just popped in to tell you all that I’m a complete and utter twat. Don’t forget to tell your friends!
Are we suggesting a limp dim likes women? That is what I find amazing, I thought they were all brown hatters or carpet munchers.
It can’t possibly be true.
Hello chaps. Is it hanging well with you? I suspect this catchy, rather anthemic, little ditty could do for us in 2015 what Sir Brian Cox’s “Things Will Only Get Better” did for New Labour in 1997. ♥lol♥ + ?back to running the “country”?
Piss off, you irksome twat. Jupiter is entering Uranus, with Pluto rising in your water-works, darling.
I’d resign now, if I was you.
If you’re into the spiritual side of things, I recommend Ian D Montfort on BBC R2 right now.
The left can’t get their act together.
The BBC fronted by hag face Victoria Derbyshire spent all morning shafting the Tories live on air and now C4 have shafted the limp dums.
But still Red Ed’s mate from the BBC hasn’t got a hope of winning.
Angling for the sympathy vote ?
Get a life.
Owen !? Have you tidied your bedroom yet young man ?
He’s a time-serving journeyman who’s not even mildly amusing. He’s Liam Byrne with a bit of hair but without the charisma and popularity.
I will demand a full, judge-led, independent, over-arching inquiry into these allegations.
Get a life. Stop tweeting bollocks and learn to SPELL, for fuck’s sake.
+1
Evening, Vince.
Evening, St3ve.
Vince – how much is the pension that you get from your days ‘working it up in the oil industry’ – you two-faced commie runt
M P’s comedians – well blow me down
Maybe that explains why, now, London town
Houses more aliens than English folks -
Parliament spends all its time cracking jokes
Alternative final line:
Parliament proved it’s just one large hoax
LibDim victory in Eastleigh is within our
gropegrasp.No recommendation for Miller ? Interesting response.
Lib Dems vow to save green spaces – hours after voting for 1,400 homes in village
frankly no particularly when you’re led by a spineless tosspot like clegg
The regional Echo are as mongrel Marxist Communist and CP infested as the BBC.
Labour are perfect, and have never done anything wrong. We long for labour utopia.
People born outside Britain clinched three quarters of the net new jobs created over the past decade and a half, official figures showed yesterday.
British jobs for British workers !!
Vote UKIP.
A vote cast is a vote wasted. Now, get on with whatever it is you do.
“A vote cast is a vote wasted.” Is that correct?
Shouldn’t it be, “A vote casted, is a vote waisted?”
Hmm. Maybe- I’ll try to Google it.
Vote UKIP
I agree with Dan Hannan’s take on this in that unfettered immigration into this already overcrowded country is frankly the pits.
How the hell are we as a small country with finite resources supposed to cater for immigrants partaking of our already streched resources.
For chr–t’s sake tell the eussr to pi-s off in that they are a bunch of economic communist assholes elected by no one.
This shower of shite have put europe on it’s knees and maybe just maybe the peoples of europe are having a wakey wakey call as to what is being done in their name without any sort of vote as to what they really want.
This is what democracy is not about and in fact if this unelected bunch of tossers is allowed to get away with what they are trying to do,then I for one despair as to what we are heading towards.
The EUSSR project was from it’s inception a load of CRAP and now hopefully we are seeing it in it’s death throes.
I think that most people would have an understanding about what democracy is about.
Well people look at what democracy means to this unelected by nobody bunch of gangsters and it means Jack Shit to any of them.
Barrosso a lover of Chairman Mao.
Von Rumpy a nomark
Cathy Ashton,a CND active member lets give up our nuclear shelter.
Frankly you could’nt make it up.
What a bunch of misfits we have in this EUSSR outfit.
Wake up people it’s not their country it’s yours and tell them to feck off in no uncertain terms.
You’re avoiding the nub of the argument.
It’s our Empire (which Dave says we should be proud of) coming back to haunt us as it has been doing since the 1950′s.
Same for other European countries such as France, Belgium, Holland, Spain, Portugal, Italy etc.
Hezza and the revolting Peter Hitchens had a right old barney on Question Time. Hitchens called 18 year old soldiers thick. Hezza called his comments disgraceful. Hitchens denied calling them stupid. Hezza said the transcript would prove he did. Yes, Hitchens did call them thick.
That doesn’t sound like our Peter. Will have to check the transcript to get the full context. Unlike his father he does mong up from time to time. Hopefully he will appologise in his column.
Hitchens said young men lacked wisdom. Which tends to be true.
Who else would volunteer to go to an islamic country for a pittance to get their legs blown off when the British government is importing islamists into Britain as fast as they possibly can.
What is the the difference between thick, stupid, and lacking wisdom?
Simply a matter of degree, but they all end in a similar predicament.
Westminster is full of people with “high” education but totally lacking in either wisdom or leadership skills.
Heseltine is DEAD FROM HIS NECK UP. That he promoted himself !!! to be on some government body looking at ethnic issues in B’rum is disgraceful – the old bastard should have been put down years ago. Him and his mate Ken Hear no evil see no evil speak no evil fork-tongued bildabuggerer Clark.
Diane Abbot shouting at a member of the audience is probably not the best way to win votes. But then, she IS thick..
Boy has she piled on the pounds? Has she eaten someone alive?
It’s her horrendous hairdo that’s cracking me up.
it’s a tourist thing
She is probably seeking a man, and so possibly going to Jamaica or even Africa as they like their women big and fat, and with money.
The net debt rose from 2002 actually, once Bliar’s promise to stick with the Tory spending plans ended.
Then Brown and Balls let rip. The net debt as a proportion of GDP rocketed…even though GDP was increasing. This was the creation of Brown’s client state. A state where we ended up with people earning £53k getting tax credits.
It was also the start of Brown’s massive expansion of the public sector, money was pissed up against the wall, the Health Service saw no improvement in outcomes, money went into the pockets of the staff. 52% of our GDP was spent on the public sector
By the time of the banking crash we were, economically, in a worse position than practically any other developed country which is why the £ was effectively devalued against other currencies by 25% – with the consequential hike in energy costs.
In 2010, economists said that such was the damage done to the British economy, it would take until 2025 until we would see any meaningful recovery
Bliar, Brown, Balls, Miliband well and truly f.ucked Britain. We will be paying off their debt for a generation.
Hear, hear!
There’s no need to go all truthful on us !!
Her airs of grandeur are breathtaking. She honestly believes that she is some kind of huge force like a Condi Rice figure for her constituents – who she constantly refers to oddly enough.
Diane – give it up you useless fucking sub-intelligent waster.
She’s like a fat old python digesting a gazelle.
Fartboot talking bollocks as usual. The fact is wages are so low because she and her mates allowed millions of eastern Europeans in to work for below minimum wage, meaning that the government then bought votes by topping up wages via benefits. They got the money by taxing those in work and borrowing money like drunk sailors.
It helped hold down published inflation.
Uh-oh. A question on whites in Britain. Will Diane put her foot in it?
Er, yes, of course she did. Since only 45% of Londoners are “white British” Diane Fattbutt then wrongly stated that 55% of Londoners are “non white” – NOT true – about 8% of Londoners are non-British white, so Fattbutt is well wrong, as usual.
If I was one of her constituents I’d shoot her.
Would you like to borrow my elephant gun?
Hezza’s mobile just started ringing in the middle of his answer!
He needs to be psychiatrically given the once over by Dr Tegwyn Williams of the NHS.
QT banking crisis
Labour was at fault – they could have bailed out savers while letting the banks go to the wall – it would have been far cheaper and new better banks could have arisen.
Instead, the bad old banks have been propped up with tax-payers’ money and the country plunged into debt. All labour’s fault.
And we still do not know the extent of the bad old banks debt problems.
Hey – Northern Rock was in Labour heartland so they felt obliged to defend it.
Then came RBS and again Scotland was then a Labour heartland so the taxpayers in England had to foot the bill.
Interesting fact is that on BBC radio 4 financial affairs programmes for over 5 years they openly advocated savers to go to Northern Rock for the best interest rates.
Fatbutt talking on economics is rather like Forrest Gump talking on quantum physics.
GET BACK ON MESSAGE, YOU OLD RACIST !!
I didn’t know she was speaking to journalists at the time I rang, I’m such a twat.
You’re a nasty little communist as well, Ed.
It’s actually painful to watch Abbot. It’s like watching a special needs kid being put amongst the grown-ups for a bit.
Don’t you like my syrup ?
In her case, that reference is doubly funny, as it can refer both to a hairpiece and to her brand of pancake topping:
http://www.americansweets.co.uk/ekmps/shops/statesidecandy/images/aunt-jemima-original-pancake-syrup-56-p.jpg
Come on, Owen Jones ?
Actually Hitchens was talking the truth. The fact is the amry needs 18 year old kids because they will do things in combat veteran soldiers know is dangerous.
Armies have always worked this way and the fact the cuunts in that studio didn’t get it proves the point.
The Roman army used to put the newbs in the front and if you lived you got moved further back.
On D-Day they KNEW most of the first wave of soldiers would die or be wounded, so they sent in the 18 year old kids who not having been in combat didn’t know what to expect whilst the older seasoned soldiers went in behind (they would have been far less willing to walk into a hail of machine gun bullets)
That’s why armies use kids and young men in particular. Every 18 year old male thinks he’s invincible and Captain Scarlett.
Once they’ve bee in combat many have had enough and some will want more, but what Hitchens said was factual.
“Inexperienced troops are often preferable to veterans. For a direct frontal assault on an enemy position such as D-Day, men who have never seen what a bullet or land mine or exploding mortar round can do to a human body are preferable to men who have seen the carnage. Men in their late teens have a sense of invulnerability. Their zeal and daredevil attitude far outweigh their combat inexperience.”
http://www.ssqq.com/travel/oslo2010dday1.htm
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/ROMmilitary.htm
Didn’t Labour say “we’re perfectly relaxed about people becoming filthy rich”? Bunch of fucking hypocrites.
It worked for us!
Dying to get off the boring old topic of the NHS.
And me!
Ken Loach will be on next week’s panel. He’s a member of the Respect Party. That would be the anti-sèmitic, pro-islamist, pro-Ahmadinejad, corrupt rabble of loons who stay silent on forced marriage, female genital mutilation, child brides, honour killings and child grooming sex gangs. Eh, Ken?
Ken ‘cock’ Loach ?
Same as yer average Rabbi then.
fvck off back to the C0mbat I8 website will you. Being this blog’s resident National Socialist is getting very boring.
SOP (good acronym for your moniker)
I stand firmly in the centre and throw dirt at both the left and right – just in case you failed to notice that. Bit of temporary amnesia by you you old SOPPY TROLL.
I advocate a reduction of the population by restriction of births and a cessation of immigration until a balance is established where the country is able to provide for itself with food without imports.
Oh did I mention ? all fat fucks to be boiled down to useful fats for energy generation plants
I don’t care fucking degenerate loons, fuck you and the horse you rode on in, and ate, tee hee, I am waiting for my spaceship as I have done all I can do here I’m off on vacation to the planet zorfsuckysuckyzorf so fuckwits get yourself sorted
did you see what I did ?
Let’s start with the strangulation of 650 MP’s then move on to the lords then the RCJ & Supreme court then the MET.
So sad that no-one, not even Hitchens, could stand up *strongly* to support our native British mono-culture, founded on the Magna-Carta and a thousand years of history. Our culture which sporned democracies in Canada, America, Australia, New Zealand, which helped keep Europe free in World Wars I and II. Our culture which rid the world of slavery, which stopped Hindus burning alive the widows of Hindu males, which brought science, industry, electricity to the world.
All to be thrown away to political correctness.
Hear, Hear!
Sanity, remember that???
Oh indeed yes! It was the British who invented sewerage systems wasn’t it?
If you missed it, it was a fairly popcorn worthy Question Time. Hezza and Hitchens had a barney, Hezza’s mobile started ringing as he was answering a question, a guy in the audience condemned Labour’s handling of the economy, Hezza laid into Abbot on the economy, and even Dimbleby made a funny, telling a rather thick and rambling audience member “I have no idea what you’re trying to say”.
Does it matter?
Britain is now mostly a nation of mongs who cannot think for themselves.
These QT – persons are the sharp end of British Politics …
Don’t say much for the sharp end does it?
And Fat Abbot sported a hilarious hairdo. She’s probably comfort eating right now because of her piss poor performance.
Much discussion of the supposed wonderful contribution made by immigrants.
Much discussion of the housing crisis, of the benefits crisis, of the NHS being protected yet in crisis.
Not a mention of the obvious link that the immigration overload has precipitated the housing crisis, the benefits crisis and the NHS crisis.
NHS, the free health service for all the world.
Aren’t you taking that a bit far?
With health?
To Fatbutt: You’re not suggesting that we shouldn’t be making cuts to reduce the debt?
Fatbutt: No! No! I’m not saying that. But we shouldn’t be making cuts to reduce the debt.
Then vote UKIP then!
Perhaps the worst affront I sr a el’s American representatives ever inflicted on the US military was the coverup of the Israeli air and torpedo boat attack on the USS Liberty in 1967. The I sr a eli attack failed to sink the Liberty but killed and wounded most of the crew. The survivors were ordered to silence, and it was 12 years before one of them spoke up and revealed what had happened (James Ennes, Assault On The Liberty). Not even Admiral Thomas Moorer, Chief of Naval Operations and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff could get Washington to own up to the facts.
http://tinyurl.com/a6m4s2j
Them Israelis are covering up plenty more and with the help of those who they are blackmailing inot silence – but hey thats Israelis for you. Lots to hide.
Are you saying that the shooting down of an Iranian commercial airliner a few years ago was not actually an accident? As a seafarer I am interested in this.
IR655 / USS V!ncennes : 1988 ?
The accident claim is simply not credible.
There has been no apology either, which would add credibility to the accident claim. US paid off !ran to discontinue ICJ action.
Lockerb!e happened 6 months later, the US payoff happened 1996.
Fatbot had a haircut especially done for QT. I don’t suppose anyone had the heart to tell her that it was shaped like a kitchen Mop.
To-day we shall not be mentioning the findings of Pollard. Thank you. Now over to Pretoria for the latest on Oscar Pistorius……
The BBC have blacked out some parts of the Newsnight / McAlpine report.
Why would the BBC do that. The license fee payer needs to know.
You are either in front of Guido or behind. This comment is in front.