February 21st, 2013

WATCH: Gove’s Priestly Eastleigh Feast


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    anonymous says:

    In times gone by, acting used to be considered a dubious career path…why might that have been so?

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    Gove is still, in a sense, treading the boards.

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    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    I think that was quite a good performance.

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    Guido’s blog is being quoted without being acknowledged again:

    Schrödinger’s cat says:
    February 20, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    …The phrasing of the questions was somewhat better than I expected and I imagine some exasperated person pointing out judge’s directions to a number of deaf ears.

    That person probably formulated the questions and did so in such a way to deliberately illustrate the impossibility of the task given the background of the force. I see him/her as possibly speaking over their heads to the judge…

    Iain Martin DT says
    February 21, 2013

    It is being claimed that perhaps this comes down to one lone juror asking daft questions and the foreman seeking to flag up a problem to the judge.

    You are either in front…

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    Casual Observer says:

    Gove’s acting career is not new news:


    Is he having a go at Boles as well ?

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    Brown out and pay me damages. He can take his thick as pig shit, scrounging, ugly fudds with him. I want nothing to do with the pathetic lying fuck. says:

    Give him an Oscar!

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    SarumSea says:

    Every inch the cleric, believe me!

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    “Blair used to be an actor to”…….that was between 1997 and 2008 wasn’t it?
    Did he play the part of a lying murderer, or was that role for real?

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    Please come on holiday with me says:

    There is one quote several threads back which will prove beyond doubt if ever seen in the T’Graph.

    Am not sure if this example butters your parsnips.

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    Jimmy's Obvious Comeback says:

    It’s certainly jarring to see someone who normally portrays an evil undead bloodsucker sharing a screen with Christopher Lee.

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    brown dog says:

    Clegg was an actor as well and Cameron a PR man.

    We *should* all accept the obvious, namely that we live in a one-party Libertarian (Trotskyite) state which does “expectation management”
    Hollywood style and where most people only ever listen to celebrities because the cult of disordered personality is revered second only to money. We worship performers who con for a living. We find fault with people who are NOT good pretenders (not good actors or “role-players”).

    What a strange world we live in!

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    Dave Bumboy, call me Prime Minister ducky says:

    More tea vicar ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameron still acts like a PM.

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    I accept it just may the case that Iain Martin has never heard of Guido Fawkes blog…

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    Irfan Naseer, 31, Irfan Khalid, 27, and Ashik Ali, 27, from Birmingham, were found guilty at Woolwich Crown Court of being “central figures” in the plan to carry out an attack to rival the 7 July and 9/11 atrocities.

    Does one need to say any more, Tony Blair?

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    A. Horse (Back End) says:

    He’s strictly panto

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    T. Blair says:

    The Butler Review did it.

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    Actors for The War on Terror says:

    Mubarak was a 9/11 truther. Why am I not surprised? Anyone with a brain knows the official 9/11 story is BS.

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    man returns stolen Dali painting says:

    I saw a load of Dalis at the FIAC years ago, they were crap montages from older paintings then I heard that his housekeepers tortured him to sign a load of blank sheets of paper and it all fell together.

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    drowning not waving says:

    Cameron’s walking the plank.

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    Sam's vajayjay says:

    Wouldn’t be the first time – he’s very fuckable.

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    UK Watch says:

    So when is Fabr!cant going to move over to UKIP?

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Protests over electricity prices ?? HAHAHAHA !!! Wait till my green surcharges start hitting your gas and electricity bills HAHAHAHAHAHA !! Still, I’ll make sure we ho
    it those carbon reduction targets come hell or high water.

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    UKID DING says:

    After the full frontal lobotomy ?

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    Major Sir Charles Glendenning. retd. says:

    I quite like that Gove chappie,but sometimes he does fool me when on the BBC NEWS.
    When he is being shown around a school classroom, I shout to Martha, come and look at this, the blighter is off again on another freebie fact finding mission to Nigeria or Basutoland. She then corrects me saying it is just another one of those inner London Shithouse comprehensives.

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    Not Balkan at that. The DA is called Cyrus Vance. You couldn’t make this stuff up, could you?

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    I’m going down for the third time.

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    Anonymous says:

    Has anyone seen Helen Goodman MP highlighting bedroom tax and showing how default it is?

    I do support what she is doing but like to point out in most of the developing world eggs, cheese, chicken, beacon, etc are luxuries. People cannot afford to have these almost every day, even middle classes cannot afford to eat like this.

    Poverty is relative and in this country £18 a week for food is poverty. Its always better to promote jobs as its the only way to reduce poverty.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Govey as an altar boy looks like a young. John. Selwyn. Gummer .

    When will he start feeding. Whiteboards to. His children please. ??

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    Abu Symbol says:

    Coming up in the next half hour: World is flat after all.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Can I just say I think the BBC are scum.

    That is all.

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    Synic says:

    The odds are shortening on UKIP for Eastleigh again.

    Go Nigel Go. Stick a Roman Candle up Dave’s arse, and destroy the fucker

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    Casual Observer says:

    Checked the comments on the Iain Martin piece, and see that a lot are pointing out the obvious elephant in the room with the jury, related to multi-culti issues.

    That can’t be the reason in this case, unless they did manage to pick 12 of the dumbest m/f’kers in London by chance. Something stinks, and it isn’t Huhne’s sock draw.

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    R. Youshore says:

    Man whose religion belongs in 9th century holds weird beliefs shocker.

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    Sir William Wade says:

    One of your diary – this year is the 500th anniversary of the Battle of Flodden, in which a treacherous and opportunistic Scottish invasion ended in a crushing victory for the outnumbered English defenders. September 9th will be the day to celebrate the Earl of Surrey’s brilliant victory under his commander-in-chief Queen Catherine, Regent for Henry VII.

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    Sir William Wade says:

    Henry VIII

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    She can’t be a veggie eating dyke? Surely not? No face like a rats arse taking a dump and no haircut where a pudding bowl has been used to cut round.

    She must be a secret Tory.

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    Flattery will get you nowhere. Now, hand over that £ 145.50 or we’ll send the police round.

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    Beeb PC Lefty Luvvies says:

    We don’t give a shit. Keep paying your TV License fee like a good serf.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Somehow I suspect this won’t be mentioned on the BBC being as 90% of the cuunts are jocks.

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    Asslick Almond says:

    Thanks, locked in the diary.

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    Iain Martian, pointless media-tart says:

    “Gove played a priest in 1995 comedy A Feast At Midnight. Blair used to be an actor too…”

    This is supposed to be cutting-edge blogging?


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    fat kosher blogger says:

    Oy vey! Will no one think of the poor J*wish nonces in Golders Green being persecuted by AntiSemitic goy filth, just becuase they like to stick their shmekels in young boys bottoms, as prescribed by the good book Talmud?

    If like me you are outraged send pizzas now!

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    Let's watch and laugh at the socialist scrounging fudds running around in Brown jackets and Brown Boots. says:

    B.liar is a consummate war criminal.
    He is very good at acting this part. To the Hague with him.

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    Butch arsebandit Dave says:

    I’ve had enough of you filthy hetero perverts, I’m off to be star in Bollywood!

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    I, deliberately, acquired a criminal record because once was enough says:

    Have you ever sat on a jury? Common sense tends to be in very short-supply.

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    CIA agent Tim Osman, AKA Osama Bin Laden, deceased Dec 10 2001 says:


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    Am I Fabricant? says:

    Is that a suck job?

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    Anonymous Frenchman says:

    Qu’est-ce que c est “fudd”?

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    Casual Observer says:

    Once, but not in the UK. It was a strange experience.

    Common sense was not a problem from what I recall.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Or it could be a stock photo.

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    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

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    Urban Dictionary says:

    Fudd: Casual gun owner.


    aka. Canadians.

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    Winnie the Pooh says:

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    Diddley says:

    I sat on a jury once. It was a case of child abuse, the mother and her partner were on trial. The only contribution one guy had to the jury discussion was that the mother had ‘great tits’ and he wasn’t going to ‘vote her guilty’. The jury system is shit.

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    Liberal Zombie says:

    She’s Head of Office for Tessa Munt. (Liberal Member Parliament / Somerset)

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    Diddley says:

    It’s news to some. You could just fuck off though….

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    hand standing panda says:

    Somebody has made the excellent suggestion that streets should be renamed to the names of our soldiers that have died Afghanistan.
    + 100
    let’s start with the Birmingham streets

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    I will support CO in this except my experience is UK based. It was in the early 1990s. I was impressed by my peers on the jury. By their seriousness and by their general knowledge.

    Since then, society has been dumbed down, no doubt about it. Anyone under a certain age has no basis for comparison, sorry, but that is a fact.

    The remarks of Diddley are well understood. I may even have thought great tits myself, to be brutally honest. But I would not have voiced it in those circumstances, neither would it have affected my judgment on the issue of guilt.

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    We have open borders with Pаkistan, though!

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    HM George III, DG Rex, GB & I says:

    Nice to know there was at least ONE Regent who was worth a shit…

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    Juror says:

    What does guilty mean?

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    A mong jury says:

    It’s truly astonishing that grown adults actually asked if they could return a verdict based on things which weren’t presented as evidence during the trial. More astonishing that they asked what reasonable doubt means.

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    Sir William Wade says:

    Part of the problem is that the educated middle-class dodge jury service by being ‘too busy’, ‘off sick’, ‘abroad’, ‘golf partner to Mr Justice Cocklecarrot’ or ‘indispensable at work’ whereas, for the claimant class, it’s an agreeable doss with a few quid in expenses.

    Possible solution: allow people etc. to nominate well in advance when they will do jury service and force them to stick to it.

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    Аdd thе fоllоwіng (аpоlоgіsіng fоr rеpеtіtіоn аs І оrіgіnаlly pоstеd іn thе mіddlе оf thе nіght whеn аlmоst nо оnе sаw):

    frоm nао:

    Іn 2007, thе Crоwn Cоurt rеcеіvеd 136,000 crіmіnаl cаsеs, іncludіng thе mоst sеrіоus cаsеs such аs murdеr аnd rаpе. Thе Crоwn Cоurt sіts іn аlmоst 100 lоcаtіоns іn Еnglаnd аnd Wаlеs. HM Cоurts Sеrvіcе cаlculаtеs thаt іn 2007-08 thе cоst оf оpеrаtіng thе Crоwn Cоurt wаs аrоund £382 mіllіоn.

    Nоt аll cаsеs wіll іnvоlvе а jury but prоbаbly mоrе thаn hаlf wіll – mаybе 70,000 іn thіs yеаr. Thе аvеrаgе trіаl lаsts fоr 1½ dаys sо, іf а jury іs cаllеd fоr thе nоrmаl twо wееks, іt mаy sее sіx оr mоrе cаsеs оr, аs hеrе, just оnе whіch wеnt іntо а sеcоnd wееk.

    Mr Justіcе Swееnеy sаіd hе hаd nеvеr cоmе аcrоss thіs аt thіs stаgе, nеvеr. Thе jury hаd shоwn аbsоlutеly fundаmеntаl dеfіcіts іn undеrstаndіng. Prоsеcutіng Cоunsеl, Аndrеw Еdіs QC sаіd Thіs іs nоt jury mіscоnduct, thіs іs nоt іrrеgulаrіty, thіs іs а jury whіch hаs nоt, іt аppеаrs, undеrstооd іts functіоn. Іntеrеstіng wоrds.

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    І аm surе thеrе аrе thоsе іn thе lеgаl prоfеssіоn аnd thоsе іn pоlіtіcs whо wоuld lіkе tо dо аwаy wіth jurіеs but thе wоrds оf thеsе twо mеn dо nоt аppеаr tо plаy tо thаt pоіnt, rеgаrdlеss оf whеthеr, wіthіn thеіr rоlеs, thеy аrе gооd, bаd оr аvеrаgе.

    Sо tо sеt thіs оnе cаsе аgаіnst thе оthеr 70,000 оdd mаkеs thе sіtuаtіоn еvеn mоrе еxtrаоrdіnаry. І hаvе sаt оn а jury mysеlf аnd fіnd thіs tоtаlly unlіkе my еxpеrіеncе оf thе pеоplе whо wеrе sеrvіng wіth mе. І mysеlf pаssеd а nоtе tо thе judgе whіch wаs put tо а wіtnеss dіrеctly frоm thе bеnch. І dіd thіs bеcаusе І fеlt thе prоsеcutіоn еxаmіnаtіоn hаd mіssеd аn іmpоrtаnt pоіnt.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I don’t know which I love better. My beautiful mind or my beautiful, beautiful poo

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    Built England’s navy and cut down all our oaks.

    Hey! You can’t have it both ways.

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    Mrs Lovett says:

    There’s no horsemeat in my pies – guaranteed!

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    It was once observed by an irreverent comedian of the Lenny Bruce stripe (though I’m almost sure he wasn’t the one who said it), that he wasn’t all that convinced of the intelligence level of twelve people who were not smart enough to figure out how to dodge jury service, and consequently he obviously wasn’t too sure he’d want to put his life in their hands.

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    Political popcorn says:


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    Old England says:

    Born and raised in this green and pleasant land,of such dear souls’.
    Not the England i grew up in..

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    Political popcorn says:

    Lord Rennard just been exposed as pervert who’s sexually harassed women over many years. Lib Dem top brass knew and did nothing.

    First the Plebgate stitch-up exposed, now this. Channel 4 News putting Newsnight to shame.

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    Halal Donkey says:

    Just in time for the by-election. Wonder what the right-on LD voting fuckwits will make of it?

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    Jimmy Savile says:

    How old were they!?

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    Gary Glitter says:

    Sadly, all over 12.

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    I am feeling particularly commentalicious today so I will treat you to lots of thoughts and amusing lines on this thread.

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    Juror No 7. says:

    The Judge said ” The Jury is dismissed” What did he me by “is”?
    Also, is it alright to be a bit late on Monday, hopefully around 11.30 A.M ish ,if all goes well?

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    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    ‘Lord’ Chris Rennard being monstered on C4 news just now – hopefully will blow up into a nice scandal over the next few days…

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    hand standing panda says:

    I’m getting quite proficient at popcorn, would still like to get a more buttery taste without them going soft, M&S popping corn seems excellent value is 1 pound something for 500g

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    passing through says:

    I’ve done jury service and the standard of the jurors was OK – I got the impression that most of us had a decent grasp of the case and what we were supposed to weigh up. I do, however, remember reading about this case:


    It’s best never to be too surprised about human stupidity.

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    anon. says:

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    Labour Bigot says:

    Instead of diverting development aid to defense, why not divert it to Tower Hamlets ?

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    West Indian mums will go to the wall for the r1ce ‘n’ piss !!

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    Sloth says:

    Is Berlusconi a p*edophile?

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    Vote FiddleDem in Eastleigh !

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    Piglet says:

    Watched this as per your posted Tweet. I hate Channel 4 news.

    However, the Newman piece summarized:

    i) Men touching women is bad
    ii) Liberal Party women are not very Liberal
    iii) A senior Liberal party member is very liberal, and should burn in hell for all eternity because he tried to touch some women of age
    iv) Did I mention that men were bad, and men touching women is bad ?

    If she was covering Savile then I could go with the venom and disgust, but to be fair this is better journalism:

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    passing through says:

    Just to add that my jury service was about 15 years ago, so not sure what the general standard of jurors is these days.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Wot, no dogs, poo or blokes involved ??

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    “Cameron still acts like a PM.”

    Yes but only for one episode

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    Incapable Vince says:


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    The chances are they didn’t understand English Period !

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    LEVI'S ROOT says:

    I me self prefer to Jerk the Chicken

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Hello everyone. I just popped in to tell you all that I’m a complete and utter twat. Don’t forget to tell your friends!

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Na just hand Bliar over to the people of Iraq

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Then Leeds and Bradford.

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    Nor me, sir. One reason why I relocated.

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    Woodward and Bernstein says:

    Just read about this trial on the BBC website,which strangely omitted to mention that these men were Muslims.
    Surely even a rookie hack on a local rag would know that was fundamental to the story. The BBC has become so blinded by political correctness that it consistently fails to report basic facts throughout it’s media outlets.
    I’m not paying for this shoddy biased crap any more.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I’m a twat of the very highest order you know.

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    Civic duty.

    Maybe old fashioned. But without it we are merely savages.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I’m a bit of a twat, really.

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    Anonymous says:

    Was Jamacian rice and peas on the menu at her sons private school?

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Newsnight/BBC totally missed the point about this farce with the jury. Most of the jurors were foreigners, they either believe in Sharia law, the local witch doctor or a Soweto neck tie for justice.

    I did jury service a few years ago and you got to watch a film that explained what went on and you were given very clear instructions.

    The left might be wetting their knickers over this but this farce of of their making. Liebore were so quick to get these fuckers voting they stuck them on the electoral register and now they are turning up for jury service.

    Expect the Guardian to get wise to this soon and demand that anyone called Fatima or Mohammad is excused jury service or that we have sharia courts where honkeys get justice from Muslim courts.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Fartbott is obsessed with fucking food. Lose some weight you fat bitch.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Are we suggesting a limp dim likes women? That is what I find amazing, I thought they were all brown hatters or carpet munchers.

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    Iain Martian, pointless media-tart says:


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    Food Watch says:

    With Abbot on this. Very tasty food recommendation, and healthy.

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    It can’t possibly be true.

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    UK Watch says:

    If those guys were migrants, it is relevant that they do not have trial by jury in their own country of origin.

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    Thank you troll @ 7:48.

    Do you remember this poll which you set up?


    You had better try to hand prime it cos you don’t have many followers…

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    Mark Oaten says:

    I’ve got some chocolate popcorn.

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    Counter Point says:

    And what happens if he wins them over, gets elected and tries to bring peace and democracy to the UK ? Tony needs to be kept in a very safe sealed box.

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    Inspiral Carpet-Munchers says:

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    All Bliar needs is the Saddam drop.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    The left can’t get their act together.

    The BBC fronted by hag face Victoria Derbyshire spent all morning shafting the Tories live on air and now C4 have shafted the limp dums.

    But still Red Ed’s mate from the BBC hasn’t got a hope of winning.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I will demand a full, judge-led, independent, over-arching inquiry into these allegations.

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    Findus Froze my EU Pony says:

    Try our new Aintree free range Traditional Fish’n’Chips.

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    Findus Froze my EU Pony says:

    Angling for the sympathy vote ?

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    He’s a time-serving journeyman who’s not even mildly amusing. He’s Liam Byrne with a bit of hair but without the charisma and popularity.

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    @ Simon Sharpe-Foster says:

    Get a life. Stop tweeting bollocks and learn to SPELL, for fuck’s sake.

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    A tramp says:

    £18 a week is adequate for ingredients for a diet made up of basic food.

    Of course, if you are homeless and can’t therefore cook raw offal, swedes and potatoes, you’d need about £100+ to maintain a healthy-ish diet eating in cafes and the like, as your calorific needs will be much higher than many other people’s simply staving off hypothermia and/or being ‘moved on’.

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    Simon Sharpe-Foster says:


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    Clarifier says:

    Just clear one thing up. The Bolshevik mass murderer Trotsky was not a libertarian.

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    ████ ' changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Evening, Vince.

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    Media Drone says:

    Get a life.

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    V?nce says:

    Evening, St3ve.

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    Anonymous says:

    Vote Ukrap, get Miliband.

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    Owen Jones' Mum says:

    Owen !? Have you tidied your bedroom yet young man ?

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    The Whole Lib Dem Party says:

    Everybody knew about Fatty Rennard.

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    The Bathroom Scales says:

    He looks quite a bit like Pickles

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    Great British Publish says:

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP !

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    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Hello chaps. Is it hanging well with you? I suspect this catchy, rather anthemic, little ditty could do for us in 2015 what Sir Brian Cox’s “Things Will Only Get Better” did for New Labour in 1997. ♥lol♥ + ?back to running the “country”?

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    Survivor says:

    £18 / week can get you a good diet, for one person.

    It would be vegetarian though, no alcohol / smokes, and avoids processed foods.

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    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Lots of love. Does that “face to hand” gesture work as well on the internet as it does in Parliament, young chap?

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    albacore says:

    M P’s comedians – well blow me down
    Maybe that explains why, now, London town
    Houses more aliens than English folks –
    Parliament spends all its time cracking jokes

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    Lard Everard says:

    LibDim victory in Eastleigh is within our grope grasp.


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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Rice and peas is perfection. Abbott must eat it 2 kilos at a time.

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    David Cameron married my hamster says:

    No recommendation for Miller ? Interesting response.

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    Lord Cox says:

    Piss off, you irksome twat. Jupiter is entering Uranus, with Pluto rising in your water-works, darling.

    I’d resign now, if I was you.

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Maybe the judge should have given them a multiple choice question sheet. It’s what Ed Balls would do.

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    ████ ' changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Lib Dems vow to save green spaces – hours after voting for 1,400 homes in village

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    Dr Peter Venkman says:

    Are we really sure it was Michael Gove, and not Rick Moranis?
    It’s an understandable error; here’s Rick, looking for all the world like Govie Boy:

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    garden shed Hawkwind expert says:

    What’s wrong with being savages?

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    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    You do raise a very interesting point:


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    Channel 4 News Team says:

    Labour are perfect, and have never done anything wrong. We long for labour utopia.

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    The wizz says:


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    Casual Observer says:

    Nothing, if you don’t mind Labour governments.

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    Tit says:

    frankly no particularly when you’re led by a spineless tosspot like clegg

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    Labour Bigot says:

    Because I blame Thatcher.

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    I R Fabricant's Hairy Hoover says:

    You need a suck job ?

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    Garden Shed Biohumanist says:

    If you’re into the spiritual side of things, I recommend Ian D Montfort on BBC R2 right now.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Fartbott eats it like this

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    Fatty Prescott says:

    You can eat quite well for £18 in the HoC cafe.

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    Findus Froze my EU Pony says:

    That is our new boil in the bad rice.

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    Fat Bastard says:

    No– that’s Gove, all right! I’d know him anywhere, the little pipsqueak!

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    hand standing panda says:

    is an excellent suggestion, if anyone complains they can fuck off elsewhere

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    FFS says:

    An interesting insight into the mind of Schrödinger’s cat who apparently is concerned about how many followers he might have.

    I suspect that he does not have any followers, but he does not seem to understand that people follow ignorant people in order to see what stupid comment that might make next – Owen Jones and John Prescott are perhaps good examples of this.

    If Schrödinger’s cat did not write the 7:48 comment, then perhaps he should have done becasue it was very accurate.

    I suspect he is trolling as himself to try and gain attention.

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    Casual Observer says:

    I agree. Good suggestion.

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    hand standing panda says:

    what is the thing with Jamaican rice and peas ? is it boiled? is it boiled and fried ? does it have other additives ? do you put the rice in the coconut ?
    and stir it all about ?

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    Anonymous says:

    under ground.
    earth worship.
    the reality is savage.
    but the earth absorbs energy from our body, earthing us when we are bare foot and in direct contact with earth. so be grounded.
    roots of plants and trees are rather savages fight for resource. it is every root for itself…. as the learned sc keeps on remindng us … it is every man from himself .. will.i.am. …. but.
    lower body has a different function to the middle body…and the higher body is different from these. if the 3rd way does not work then either we are not grounded or no energies enter us via the head. either way either our head chopped off so to speak so we act like headless chickens or legs chopped so we are unable to move…the cat in sc’s radioactive box.
    either way helpless.
    so 1,2 and 3.
    not just 2 and 3 or 1 and 2.
    be complete for independence, self reliance and high livin.
    but use power in a balanced way and think of other’s welfare too.
    be a zero finally….not a hero.
    the clock starts at 00:00 and does return to the same point. so no rush. take your time.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    People born outside Britain clinched three quarters of the net new jobs created over the past decade and a half, official figures showed yesterday.

    British jobs for British workers !!

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    Common Sense says:

    Vote UKIP.

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    Drive-by shooting says:

    Grounded is my aim

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Ed Balls would have to ask Yvette for permission first.

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    Drіve-by shooting says:

    No problems

  170. 170
    Drіve-by shooting says:

    Allow me

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    Diane Avoirdupois says:

    It got a “secret ingredient” me not at liberty to reveal, yah mon!

  172. 172
    LOL says:

    A vote cast is a vote wasted. Now, get on with whatever it is you do.

  173. 173
    Drіve-by shooting says:

    too large a target

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Perverts in the LibDumbs – really?

  175. 175
    Derek Yeasty says:

    “A vote cast is a vote wasted.” Is that correct?
    Shouldn’t it be, “A vote casted, is a vote waisted?”

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    Saffron says:

    I agree with Dan Hannan’s take on this in that unfettered immigration into this already overcrowded country is frankly the pits.
    How the hell are we as a small country with finite resources supposed to cater for immigrants partaking of our already streched resources.
    For chr–t’s sake tell the eussr to pi-s off in that they are a bunch of economic communist assholes elected by no one.
    This shower of shite have put europe on it’s knees and maybe just maybe the peoples of europe are having a wakey wakey call as to what is being done in their name without any sort of vote as to what they really want.
    This is what democracy is not about and in fact if this unelected bunch of tossers is allowed to get away with what they are trying to do,then I for one despair as to what we are heading towards.
    The EUSSR project was from it’s inception a load of CRAP and now hopefully we are seeing it in it’s death throes.
    I think that most people would have an understanding about what democracy is about.
    Well people look at what democracy means to this unelected by nobody bunch of gangsters and it means Jack Shit to any of them.
    Barrosso a lover of Chairman Mao.
    Von Rumpy a nomark
    Cathy Ashton,a CND active member lets give up our nuclear shelter.
    Frankly you could’nt make it up.
    What a bunch of misfits we have in this EUSSR outfit.
    Wake up people it’s not their country it’s yours and tell them to feck off in no uncertain terms.

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    LOL says:

    Hmm. Maybe- I’ll try to Google it.

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    Drіve-by shooting says:

    Rennard. Liverpool. All you need to know.

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    anon says:

    You’re avoiding the nub of the argument.

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    Drіve-by shooting says:

    All my remarks can be organised into bullet points.

  181. 181
    Drіve-by shooting says:

    Leave one for the next man.

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    Point of Information says:

    @Anonymous: If that is some new age way of telling the EU to fuck off then it is a great comment.

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    Hitchens insults British army says:

    Hezza and the revolting Peter Hitchens had a right old barney on Question Time. Hitchens called 18 year old soldiers thick. Hezza called his comments disgraceful. Hitchens denied calling them stupid. Hezza said the transcript would prove he did. Yes, Hitchens did call them thick.

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    Question Time says:

    Diane Abbot shouting at a member of the audience is probably not the best way to win votes. But then, she IS thick..

  186. 186
    Findus Froze my EU Pony says:

    Hislop may know. He did go to some of the bunga bunga parties.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Fartboot talking bollocks as usual. The fact is wages are so low because she and her mates allowed millions of eastern Europeans in to work for below minimum wage, meaning that the government then bought votes by topping up wages via benefits. They got the money by taxing those in work and borrowing money like drunk sailors.

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    Question Time says:

    Uh-oh. A question on whites in Britain. Will Diane put her foot in it?

  189. 189
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Boy has she piled on the pounds? Has she eaten someone alive?

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    Question Time says:

    It’s her horrendous hairdo that’s cracking me up.

  191. 191
    Findus Froze my EU Pony says:

    I would add a little chopped chile to that recipe. gently fried with the garlic and onion, and maybe just a little zest of lime.

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    Findus Froze my EU Pony says:

    That doesn’t sound like our Peter. Will have to check the transcript to get the full context. Unlike his father he does mong up from time to time. Hopefully he will appologise in his column.

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    Diane Fatbott says:

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    hand standing panda says:

    it’s a tourist thing

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    Den says:

    Hitchens said young men lacked wisdom. Which tends to be true.

    Who else would volunteer to go to an islamic country for a pittance to get their legs blown off when the British government is importing islamists into Britain as fast as they possibly can.

  196. 196
    hand standing panda says:

    so how do we make this happen ? Who decides street names ?

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    Question Time says:

    Hezza’s mobile just started ringing in the middle of his answer!

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    Den says:

    QT banking crisis

    Labour was at fault – they could have bailed out savers while letting the banks go to the wall – it would have been far cheaper and new better banks could have arisen.

    Instead, the bad old banks have been propped up with tax-payers’ money and the country plunged into debt. All labour’s fault.

    And we still do not know the extent of the bad old banks debt problems.

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    Question Time says:

    Fatbutt talking on economics is rather like Forrest Gump talking on quantum physics.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    Question Time says:

    It’s actually painful to watch Abbot. It’s like watching a special needs kid being put amongst the grown-ups for a bit.

  202. 202
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Don’t you like my syrup ?

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Actually Hitchens was talking the truth. The fact is the amry needs 18 year old kids because they will do things in combat veteran soldiers know is dangerous.

    Armies have always worked this way and the fact the cuunts in that studio didn’t get it proves the point.

    The Roman army used to put the newbs in the front and if you lived you got moved further back.

    On D-Day they KNEW most of the first wave of soldiers would die or be wounded, so they sent in the 18 year old kids who not having been in combat didn’t know what to expect whilst the older seasoned soldiers went in behind (they would have been far less willing to walk into a hail of machine gun bullets)

    That’s why armies use kids and young men in particular. Every 18 year old male thinks he’s invincible and Captain Scarlett.

    Once they’ve bee in combat many have had enough and some will want more, but what Hitchens said was factual.

    “Inexperienced troops are often preferable to veterans. For a direct frontal assault on an enemy position such as D-Day, men who have never seen what a bullet or land mine or exploding mortar round can do to a human body are preferable to men who have seen the carnage. Men in their late teens have a sense of invulnerability. Their zeal and daredevil attitude far outweigh their combat inexperience.”



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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    It helped hold down published inflation. :)

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    Question Time says:

    Didn’t Labour say “we’re perfectly relaxed about people becoming filthy rich”? Bunch of fucking hypocrites.

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    Andy Bumhum says:

    Dying to get off the boring old topic of the NHS.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I didn’t know she was speaking to journalists at the time I rang, I’m such a twat.

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    Clarifying for clarifier says:

    Clearing up just for you…but he was J e w i s h and most (if not all) J e w s are libertarian….no?

    Who were the mass murderers?

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    Question Time says:

    Ken Loach will be on next week’s panel. He’s a member of the Respect Party. That would be the anti-sèmitic, pro-islamist, pro-Ahmadinejad, corrupt rabble of loons who stay silent on forced marriage, female genital mutilation, child brides, honour killings and child grooming sex gangs. Eh, Ken?

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    Findus Froze my EU Pony says:

    Come on, Owen Jones ?

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Ken ‘cock’ Loach ?

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    hand standing panda says:

    I advocate a reduction of the population by restriction of births and a cessation of immigration until a balance is established where the country is able to provide for itself with food without imports.

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    The Far Right says:

    You’re a nasty little communist as well, Ed.

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    Yellow bird, high up in banana tree says:

    That sounds absolutely vile. Rice & peas, indeed. Ugh.

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    Question Time #n+1 says:

    So sad that no-one, not even Hitchens, could stand up *strongly* to support our native British mono-culture, founded on the Magna-Carta and a thousand years of history. Our culture which sporned democracies in Canada, America, Australia, New Zealand, which helped keep Europe free in World Wars I and II. Our culture which rid the world of slavery, which stopped Hindus burning alive the widows of Hindu males, which brought science, industry, electricity to the world.

    All to be thrown away to political correctness.

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    Residing in 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    It’s our Empire (which Dave says we should be proud of) coming back to haunt us as it has been doing since the 1950’s.

    Same for other European countries such as France, Belgium, Holland, Spain, Portugal, Italy etc.

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    Question Time says:

    If you missed it, it was a fairly popcorn worthy Question Time. Hezza and Hitchens had a barney, Hezza’s mobile started ringing as he was answering a question, a guy in the audience condemned Labour’s handling of the economy, Hezza laid into Abbot on the economy, and even Dimbleby made a funny, telling a rather thick and rambling audience member “I have no idea what you’re trying to say”.

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    Question Time says:

    And Fat Abbot sported a hilarious hairdo. She’s probably comfort eating right now because of her piss poor performance.

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    Alice says:

    Much discussion of the supposed wonderful contribution made by immigrants.
    Much discussion of the housing crisis, of the benefits crisis, of the NHS being protected yet in crisis.
    Not a mention of the obvious link that the immigration overload has precipitated the housing crisis, the benefits crisis and the NHS crisis.

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    Alice says:

    Hear, Hear!

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    Residing in 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    We prefer to have our streets named after slave traders.

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    Fishy says:

    The net debt rose from 2002 actually, once Bliar’s promise to stick with the Tory spending plans ended.

    Then Brown and Balls let rip. The net debt as a proportion of GDP rocketed…even though GDP was increasing. This was the creation of Brown’s client state. A state where we ended up with people earning £53k getting tax credits.

    It was also the start of Brown’s massive expansion of the public sector, money was pissed up against the wall, the Health Service saw no improvement in outcomes, money went into the pockets of the staff. 52% of our GDP was spent on the public sector

    By the time of the banking crash we were, economically, in a worse position than practically any other developed country which is why the £ was effectively devalued against other currencies by 25% – with the consequential hike in energy costs.

    In 2010, economists said that such was the damage done to the British economy, it would take until 2025 until we would see any meaningful recovery

    Bliar, Brown, Balls, Miliband well and truly f.ucked Britain. We will be paying off their debt for a generation.

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    Alex Jones says:

    Vote UKIP

  224. 224
    Alice says:

    To Fatbutt: You’re not suggesting that we shouldn’t be making cuts to reduce the debt?
    Fatbutt: No! No! I’m not saying that. But we shouldn’t be making cuts to reduce the debt.

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    hand standing panda says:

    Oh did I mention ? all fat fucks to be boiled down to useful fats for energy generation plants

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood 2-Jokes-In-1 Service says:

    In her case, that reference is doubly funny, as it can refer both to a hairpiece and to her brand of pancake topping:

  227. 227
    Alice says:

    Hear, hear!

  228. 228
    jaded jean says:

    Vote UKIP

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    The only answer is UKIP says:

    Then vote UKIP then!

  230. 230
    Andy Burn'em says:

    And me!

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    hand standing panda says:

    I don’t care fucking degenerate loons, fuck you and the horse you rode on in, and ate, tee hee, I am waiting for my spaceship as I have done all I can do here I’m off on vacation to the planet zorfsuckysuckyzorf so fuckwits get yourself sorted

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    We must be told says:

    Perhaps the worst affront I sr a el’s American representatives ever inflicted on the US military was the coverup of the Israeli air and torpedo boat attack on the USS Liberty in 1967. The I sr a eli attack failed to sink the Liberty but killed and wounded most of the crew. The survivors were ordered to silence, and it was 12 years before one of them spoke up and revealed what had happened (James Ennes, Assault On The Liberty). Not even Admiral Thomas Moorer, Chief of Naval Operations and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff could get Washington to own up to the facts.


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    The Libor party says:

    There’s no need to go all truthful on us !!

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    Mrs Mop says:

    Fatbot had a haircut especially done for QT. I don’t suppose anyone had the heart to tell her that it was shaped like a kitchen Mop.

  235. 235
    hand standing panda says:

    did you see what I did ?

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    Handypara says:

    NHS, the free health service for all the world.

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    Tony, Peter, Ed, Ed, & placemen says:

    It worked for us!

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    Person from Porlock says:

    Does it matter?

    Britain is now mostly a nation of mongs who cannot think for themselves.

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    Person from Porlock says:

    Aren’t you taking that a bit far?

    With health?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC do please try and wean yourself off of the Israeli Tit.

  241. 241
    Blowing Whistles says:

    We do not have open public and civil discussions with the Israelies though, do we?

  242. 242
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And so much ‘redacted’ from the Us’ commission report – Got somethin to hide fellas? You fuckin fork-tongued wanchors you have had and have been found fucking out. Not in my name did you do any of that rendition, unlawful wars and bull5hit about national sec.urity. Get fucked.

  243. 243
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Or make it a get the fuck out of the EU vote now?

  244. 244
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The death nell for the lib dumbs – and all other monied up fat fuckwit-Lordys who think ‘cos they got some spondolicks they have the right to touch anyone up. Whats Leon Brittan up to these days?

  245. 245
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Suggestion – Downing Street must be renamed – Narcissists Avenue.

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    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Er, yes, of course she did. Since only 45% of Londoners are “white British” Diane Fattbutt then wrongly stated that 55% of Londoners are “non white” – NOT true – about 8% of Londoners are non-British white, so Fattbutt is well wrong, as usual.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Caught the deluded bitch on QT – She’s as dead from the neck up as Heselltine.

    Only Heseltine’s age is aided by dementia – fucking duplicitous old prick. Nice one Hitchens bagged the effer good and proper.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    He looks like a fat dirty old pervert.

  249. 249
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Vince – how much is the pension that you get from your days ‘working it up in the oil industry’ – you two-faced commie runt

  250. 250
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The regional Echo are as mongrel Marxist Communist and CP infested as the BBC.

  251. 251
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Heseltine is DEAD FROM HIS NECK UP. That he promoted himself !!! to be on some government body looking at ethnic issues in B’rum is disgraceful – the old bastard should have been put down years ago. Him and his mate Ken Hear no evil see no evil speak no evil fork-tongued bildabuggerer Clark.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Her airs of grandeur are breathtaking. She honestly believes that she is some kind of huge force like a Condi Rice figure for her constituents – who she constantly refers to oddly enough.

    Diane – give it up you useless fucking sub-intelligent waster.

  253. 253
    Blowing Whistles says:

    If I was one of her constituents I’d shoot her.

  254. 254
    Blowing Whistles says:

    He needs to be psychiatrically given the once over by Dr Tegwyn Williams of the NHS.

  255. 255
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Same as yer average Rabbi then.

  256. 256
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Let’s start with the strangulation of 650 MP’s then move on to the lords then the RCJ & Supreme court then the MET.

  257. 257
    Blowing Whistles says:

    These QT – persons are the sharp end of British Politics …

    Don’t say much for the sharp end does it?

  258. 258
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Them Israelis are covering up plenty more and with the help of those who they are blackmailing inot silence – but hey thats Israelis for you. Lots to hide.

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    Operaton Ore Had a 100 year D notice slapped on it by PM Blair (33 degree Royal Arch Mason) says:

    Leon Brittan, Lord George Robertson, Alan Milburn, Gordon Brown etc etc.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Thanks for not mentioning me. Boaz.

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    Just passing through says:

    Well Ustaz Gallopaway certainly seems not to anyway.

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    In case you missed it (or it has already been "disappeared" says:

    From the previous posting below :::

    February 22, 2013 at 4:12 am

    A few weeks ago, our host rapidly deleted a very interesting yutoob clip showing how big business and banking fraud was actually behind it and how the tentacles spread between all the major US banking and insurance firms. Reason given was that they were all so deep into the doodoo and were about to be exposed. You will all remember that the majority of companies housed in the towers were involved in financial affairs. Too bad all the personnel and records disappeared in a puff of aviation fuel.

    Now, as BW might say, who controls the bankers?

  263. 263
    Stepney Green says:

    Why indeed? They fucked up the place I grew up in so they can fucking pay themselves to sort it out again.

    More goat curry dear?

  264. 264
    Stepney Green says:

    I though Hen 7 was credited with founding the navy, but I was not there at the time so I may well be misinformed.

  265. 265
    Stepney Green says:

    Named after a famous Bugs Bunny cartoon character “Elmer”

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    Curly says:

    Not to forget there may also be one of two folks in Libya who might like a quiet word…

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    Curly says:

    * or

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    Curly says:

    A pity we already have somewhere nearby named ‘Traitors Gate”

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    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    Fried rice and other rice dishes are relatively new in the UK. When I grew up about 150 years ago the only rice dish we knew was milky rice pudding (the top of which you could not knock off!) for dessert (aka afters or pudding)

  270. 270
    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    Alternative final line:
    Parliament proved it’s just one large hoax

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    SOD OFF PLEASE! says:

    fvck off back to the C0mbat I8 website will you. Being this blog’s resident National Socialist is getting very boring.

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    The BBC.....ready to attack others but strangely silent about itself.... says:

    To-day we shall not be mentioning the findings of Pollard. Thank you. Now over to Pretoria for the latest on Oscar Pistorius……

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    Old England says:

    In case anyone is mildly interested,which i doubt,my former “handle,moniker”
    was,” restore the monasteries”,which i feel has had its day,.Now, i use a few,but mainly,”Old England”….
    (de nova)

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    More Puffy Love? says:

    With the amount of make up he wears he’s certainly a cock in a frock

  275. 275
    Uncle Joe says:

    Nor was he a Bolshevik I ensured his expulsion and then had him liquidated. That is real politics

  276. 276
    Eddie Izzard says:

    Another FFL ? Did it grow back ?

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    English says:


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    Many years ago, I bought a charming book by Anthony New, A guide to the abbeys of England and Wales, Constable, 1985.

    There are companion volumes for Scotland and for cathedrals and churches.

    I have, over the intervening time, visited every site except for three; even those which no longer exist except for a faint survival in a street name or similar.

    One cannot help but to imagine these places in restored condition but appreciate how our lives have changed, for better or worse, since they were dissolved. We would not be able to write on this blog for one!

    So your former moniker did strike a strong resonance for me. I have even located one of these books from my as yet unsorted library and in looking at it, two charming postcards fell out of St Bees Priory. They have been hiding there since I last visited it. Thank you for being the catalyst for this pleasure, grasped unexpectedly from a thousand miles away.

    (I had been experimenting with the moniker Person from Porlock too!)

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    Henry VII is often credited with founding the navy despite its prior existence. He did encourage shipbuilding and built a dry dock at Portsmouth which helps to support the view because of its relative permanence.

    Henry VIII built up the navy, having plundered the abbeys. Mary Rose took 600 mature oaks to build and many ships more were built by him.

    To be fair, I did not mention that he was one of the first environmentalists, a little known fact. Realising how Britain’s oak forests were being so drastically reduced, he organised replanting on a massive scale. The oak coppicing cycle is about three decades.

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    Old England says:

    Sanity, remember that???

  281. 281
    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    Would you like to borrow my elephant gun?

  282. 282
    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    Oh indeed yes! It was the British who invented sewerage systems wasn’t it?

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    The BBC have blacked out some parts of the Newsnight / McAlpine report.
    Why would the BBC do that. The license fee payer needs to know.
    You are either in front of Guido or behind. This comment is in front.

  284. 284
    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    Are you saying that the shooting down of an Iranian commercial airliner a few years ago was not actually an accident? As a seafarer I am interested in this.

  285. 285
    Golden Oldie says:

    Warren Report anyone?

  286. 286
    The Far Right says:

    The records disappeared in a puff of thermate, as samples of the dust later revealed.

  287. 287
    The Far Right says:

    IR655 / USS V!ncennes : 1988 ?

    The accident claim is simply not credible.

    There has been no apology either, which would add credibility to the accident claim. US paid off !ran to discontinue ICJ action.

    Lockerb!e happened 6 months later, the US payoff happened 1996.

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    Anonymous says:

    She’s like a fat old python digesting a gazelle.

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    Stepney Green says:

    Thanks SC.

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    Leon Trotsky head of Soviet Army (past) says:

    I lost all my energy and will to take power by winning the Civil War for Lenin and in fighting the criminal Stalin off my back.
    I could have been more violent than Stalin but for the above.

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    Pundit Too says:

    The claim as stated for the one juror story is incorrect as the judge stated he would accept a unanimious decision from 10 out of 12 jurists.
    This would mean a minimum of 3 jurors were incompetent.
    Bliar’s edukashun policies strikes again.

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    BBC comptroller says:

    You will also note that we have not commentated at all on the government collapse and new elections in Bulgaria.
    We know what is important to the British peeeeeple. Read our report today and find out all about it.

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    Pundit too too says:

    Only in England.
    In Scotland the BBC are as biased as here, but to a different Labour agenda.

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    BBC - The Labour Party Communications Centre says:

    BBC did not miss the point about the makeup of the jury.
    It does not meet our agenda to disclose these facts. Weare a huge contributor to our multi-cultural diversity, and we employ as many immigrants as possible, secretly of course.

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    Old England says:

    Very pleased to have been the catalyst,like you,i love these historic ruins
    and Cathedra,churches and castles this land still has,one of its few redeeming features,in this messed up country,and,although i moan about the sad state of Britain,i can seek solace from the countryside,sea,and buildings…

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    Nutritionist to grossly overweight MP hypocrites says:

    She needs to eat salt fish and akkee to get her gross weight down.

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    Eye Spy Watcher says:

    I must be on another planet from Blowing Whistles to believe that Hutchins (usually very good) gave a good performance.

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    Pundit Too. says:

    What is the the difference between thick, stupid, and lacking wisdom?
    Simply a matter of degree, but they all end in a similar predicament.
    Westminster is full of people with “high” education but totally lacking in either wisdom or leadership skills.

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    Birdwatcher says:

    She is probably seeking a man, and so possibly going to Jamaica or even Africa as they like their women big and fat, and with money.

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    Big Momma says:

    Hey – Northern Rock was in Labour heartland so they felt obliged to defend it.
    Then came RBS and again Scotland was then a Labour heartland so the taxpayers in England had to foot the bill.
    Interesting fact is that on BBC radio 4 financial affairs programmes for over 5 years they openly advocated savers to go to Northern Rock for the best interest rates.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SOP (good acronym for your moniker)

    I stand firmly in the centre and throw dirt at both the left and right – just in case you failed to notice that. Bit of temporary amnesia by you you old SOPPY TROLL.

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