Great Questions of Our Time
The vice chairman of the Conservative Party, ladies and gentlemen:
Great questions of our time: Why is it not called a "Suck Job"?—
Michael Fabricant (@Mike_Fabricant) February 21, 2013
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Pop round tonight and I will show you.
Fabricant of all people is an expert on this subject, the raving poove.
Only 75% gay. According to:
http://gay-or-straight.com/Michael%20Fabricant
Next question – has your syrup got a “this way up” label in it. If not, that could be the problem.
Its called a blow job because its the receiver who blows not the giver. Think of a volcano or Geysir “Blowing” . Glad to be of assistance.
In italian its called a pompino .
In US porn shoots ilts called a fluffer job
In french its probably called Une. Lettre. Anglais
For other lingo s. go to. Google. Translate
Non monsieur, vous vous trompez. Une “lettre anglaise” est le meme chose q’une “lettre francais” en Angleterre. Comprenez?
That’s 4 different things. Where did you get your sex education or are you aged 12?
Because Suck Job means one who sucks at their job. Rather like you as an MP, Mr FabriHunt.
Piss off Handycock you pervert.
Great Questions of Our Time:- Who killed Maddie McCann
who stole my Bongos?
It couldn’t have been the Parents, as they were not there.
That is ultra gross
Retract immediately.
Unless you know for a fact. In which case report to police.
I never spit.
I never swallow.
Another blow for freedom sal?
Cough up Bitch.
He is right,if you are blowing,you are doing it wrong…….or is he talking about Stacking shelves?
Because you can claim for “blow” on expenses but not for “suck”.
Didn’t Fabricant take an unmarked jar of “Coffee Mate” with him on a walking tour of Colombia a few years ago? He couldn’t understand why the authorities were so interested by the white powder in his rucksack.
Boris was the first choice for appearing in the One Direction single, after a few discussions it was decided that Dave should do it.
Boris will have his moment to shine at a later date.
Dancing with Buck Fizz for the EU referendum while singing Making your mind up. Bojo rips off his trousers and reveals his silky shorts. Phwoar!
Just so you can get on with sorting out those bookings and diary clashes.
I believe its related to “moby dick” and to the idea that one shouts “there she blows” when seeing a spurt of foamy stuff.
I believe it comes from ‘blowsy’, a Victorian slang term for prostitute.
Before you ask – no, that’s not from personal experience, I’m old, but not that old.
Fanlight Fanny the frowsy nightclub queen.
If you don’t know that – gewgel it.
I do it with pies
In your case, πr²
Very good.
Off-topic, for which I apologise.
The Guardian is charging £400 for a web-buiding course.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/guardian-masterclasses/building-websites-html-css-javascript-course?INTCMP=MASARETRRH285
Jesu – don’t they know, all the how-to-do html, java script, css, etc., etc. is available for free on something called the Internet.
From what I’ve seen of the Grauniad site… Maybe worth it if it was the D.M.
I can’t find anything about “java script” on the internet.
if i put anything inside lesser than and greater than signs, it just disappears. Am I doing something wrong? Can I join a jury?
I can
So does CiF mean code is free?
Or ask a spider.
Historic Court Case Against the BBC’s Cover Up of 9/11 Evidence
http://www.globalresearch.ca/historic-court-case-against-the-bbcs-cover-up-of-911-evidence/5322983
YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!! Now the BBC are involved in a 9/11 cover up.
YOU NEO NUTS ARE STARTING TO GO NUTTER !!!!!!
The 911 Truth Movement Goes to Court in the UK.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-911-truth-movement-goes-to-court-in-the-uk/5323188
On February 25, in the small town of Horsham in the UK, 3 hours of detailed 9/11 evidence is to be presented in a court of law where the BBC will be challenged over the inaccurate and biased manner in which it has portrayed the events and evidence of 9/11.
Some think an author / researcher was knocked off in the US on this:
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/02/20/100-certain-911-author-was-killed-in-black-ops-hit/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=100-certain-911-author-was-killed-in-black-ops-hit
BBC reported the destruction of WTC7 20 minutes before it happened, odd that.
nearly all eye witnesses were media people, odd that.
I actually saw that happen live on the news.
There was also the case of Dubaya the Chimp talking about how he’d watched both jets go in on the TV in his car when there had only been footage of one available.
The dancing Iraselis are actually on video stating how they were sent there to document the event.
I think I will go to this court case. thing is if you get close to making a difference they will kill you. what is their fear ?
A few weeks ago, our host rapidly deleted a very interesting yutoob clip showing how big business and banking fraud was actually behind it and how the tentacles spread between all the major US banking and insurance firms. Reason given was that they were all so deep into the doodoo and were about to be exposed. You will all remember that the majority of companies housed in the towers were involved in financial affairs. Too bad all the personnel and records disappeared in a puff of aviation fuel.
Now, as BW might say, who controls the bankers?
No it’s not, it’s a guy being taken to court for not paying his TV licence. The magistrate will laugh him out of court given that his defence appears to be that it would be unlawful to pay his TV licence because he thinks the BBC sponsors terrorism… Bonkers.
According to the Google, proper fellat!o requires a relaxed throat. To suppress the gag reflex and relax it is normal to exhale.
Some things should not be asked on Twitter.
How many people saw that coming?
I think that may have been a troll.
No. A troll would not have knocked out an interrogation remark…
you are on the point SC, once a troll knows the game is up it reverts to form by changing the subject. Pathetic really.
Try. Wikipedia— Fellatio
How many beers should a red blooded male consume before attempting to pull Laur!e Penny ? If successful, should he then tell his mates ?
Do we understand you wish to confess something?
We had this debate about a former Labour minister – gallantry prevents me from naming her – and the conclusion was that we hoped that the enormous quanitity of alcohol needed to find the lady in question sexually attractive would be enough to bring on death from alcohol poisoning before the dreadful act could be carried out.
Yoo hoo, luvver-boy!
Ok. That answers the question.
Next up: Jerking off to QT tonight with the sound down whilst eating a pizza: Wrong or Right ?
Eating late at night is far more likely to cause weight gain.
Eating late at night means putting on weight is not true – in any way.
You’ve been brainwashed in to accepting nonsense by the BBC’s Church of man made climate change.
Flush your head out and stop paying the license fee.
I made that up all on my own, Mr. theft
You know, from lots of different facts and ideas gained from lots of different sources. And without particular nagging ideas like its something to do with the BBC, cock.
1.) Boxed or otherwise?
2.) Pre or post delivery (specify bike if former)
It would be ordered to arrive shortly before the program started, so as it can cool a little before consumption.
Maybe stuffed crust.
Forgot to mention that Barry Wh!te may be playing.
You were doing quite well until you got to the end.
Afraid I have to tick the wrong box…
I thought YOU were boxed ????
ergo qualified to ask.
Depends if you’re married to a former Labour Home Secretary and knocking one out on expenses.
Is Margie Beckett on then?
Too vague, yeah right. That could mean any of a dozen Labour women ministers.
No
He should apply for the D. F. C. And. Bar.
Or possibly the. V. D. And. Scar
I seem to recall that Ms Penny once posted “artistic” pictures of herself on her blog – about 5 years back. Didn’t like her politics, but her bum was quite nice.
With daves A team in Eastleigh what can possibly go wrong?
http://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/304581415297761281
I read with interest (but no surprise) this, at the end of the Standard’s report on the latest adventures of our peaceful bomb-making brethren:
“Nobody in the plotters’ community tipped police off with concerns, despite finding out they were sending young men to terror training camps in Pakistan. The three will be sentenced in April and May.”
This is the twat who became twoutraged when he was asked if he’d paid for the poppy wreath he said he was going to lay at last year’s remembrance service. Man’s an idiot.
Did someone call ?
Great Questions of Our Time.
Who’s eaten all the pies ??
Who’s eaten all the pies ?
Clearly – Porky Pie Pickles
Has he got a diary secretary ?
Can’t see one
Even if you could, you wouldn’t see her underneath the great mass that is the Ignoble Lard
Like shooting fish in a barrel
“So CCHQ and Dave have successfully cleaned up the MP and Lords expenses”"…as promised
I blame that Shazza Shoesmith
Just think this man was in charge
HAS GUIDO BEEN LISTED IN THE HMRC TAX AVOIDERS LIST ?????
HAVE YOU ?
Margaret Hodge MP isn’t on the list either for her tiny, tiny, tiny shareholding in a tax efficient family trust fund.
You keep going on about Margaret Hodge, whilst not mentioning Ashcroft, Cameron and Osborne.
Cameron and Osborne fair enough. Hypocritical twits of the highest order.
I don’t, however, remember Lord Ashcroft ever rusbridging.*
* Demanding that others pay more tax whilst carefully avoiding to do so oneself ref La Hodge.
How about stopping your Labour funded minimum wage £3.68 an hour posting job, and go and look?
He is on shirk experience.
Why aren’t Vodafone, Google and Starbucks on said list?
Oh and Philip Green?
Reminds me of the unluckiest man in the world who crossed a cock-roach with a blood-sucker and got a blood-roach…boom boom. I’ll start the car.
I hope you’re not here all week!
He IS here, and he IS all weak!
But I wanna tell ya…
“There are some things it were better you did not ask, my friend; I knew someone like you, who was inquisitive, and asked whatever was on his mind– I haven’t seen him since the Gestapo came to his house a while back. In this land we have learned not to ask questions…”
UK post 2015? we should be well and truly subjugated by then.
Why is Blair still free?
I’m not !!! £ 250,000.00 per hour to you, sonny.
Why is Burnham still free?
I am still waiting for his formal response to the Francis report which he promised 2 weeks ago
Tonight’s Question Time panel should provide some fireworks:
Michael Heseltine, Vince Cable, Diane Abbot, Amanda Platell
Have they sorted me out with a Bariatric chair?
One from the right and three from the left please, Carole.
Conundrum; five letters: wTtas
BBC site is listing QT Panel:
V!nce Cable, D!ane Abbott, Heselt!ne, Rev G!les Fraser and Peter H!tchens.
Laur!e Penny is the extra guest.
From under the dome in St. P@uls.
Why? Who interred her or shouldn’t I ask?
We have the questions ready, err we mean we will have the audience questions ready, err we mean later. Cue David, interrupt tory now, and now, and now. Cue David let Diane go on, and on, and on. Cue David, snide comment to tory.
Keep your hair on!
What a knob. And they want us to respect them.
Don’t leave your mansions unlocked.
Spotted in Tom Baker’s supermarket trolley:
* Champagne
* Gu puds
* Organic bits and bobs
* Premium catfood in tiny tins
* Bushmills whiskey
* Rainforest Alliance chocolate
* The Daily Mail (for which he
apologised “Ah well, it’s full
of spiteful rubbish, but the
Guardian just puts me into a
coma.”)
It depends which end of the Hoover you connect the hose to, as to whether it will be a “suck job” or a “blow job,” doesn’t it? Remind me never to hire you to vacuum-clean my carpets, you silly, silly man! You’re almost as bad as Vicar Grainger, with your questions that make no sense!
Today we’ll cover addition.
One plus one is two,
two plus one is nine,
nine plus one is four,
four plus one is eleventeen.
So who wants to tell me what eleventeen plus one is…?
Christmas!
Great questions of our time;
1. Why can’t we tickle ourselves?
2. When does David Blunkett know when to stop wiping his bum?
Good points, why do Elephants weigh 2 tons when they only eat salad?.
In the early days of the telly (1950s) there was a prog featuring the best comedians of the day (Ted Ray and a few others) providing answers to daft questions such as those posted here. The only one I can remember was: Why does water come out of the tap all rolled up”. So long ago I can’t recall what the responses were.
3. Does he know he’s black?
Great Questions Of Our Time:
How did George Osborne get to be Chancellor?
Same way that Ed Bollocks, became Shallow Chancellor, its not what you know its who you know.
Suck jobby at the BBC.
My job is to suck
Somebody call? Boaz.
The Conservative Party: Leaving a bad taste in the mouth since 1832.
Is it the taste of no benefits.
Mansion tax to be lowered to properties valued at 1.8 million.
But you can have ten properties valued at £1.5 million, simples!.
and knock a hole through the joining wall for the kids and the horse.
I’ve been experimenting with blowing water up my bottom using a bit of hose pipe
There’s a turkey baster in the kitchen.
she only lets me have a plastic jug and my bit of hose. I would like access to the taps but I am not allowed, sometimes I make the water all brown ( hee hee) looking and I discovered that I can make large drawings of cocks on my walls with this liquid, which I find tremendously exciting, I don’t know why.
No members of Mrs Thatcher’s Cabinet arrested yet?
There’s something very creepy about your lot’s obsession with kiddy-fiddling
I think it is something to do with “normal” folk being concerned that the people who have achieved power are a clan of perverts