February 21st, 2013

Great Questions of Our Time


  1. 1
    Call me Dave says:

    Pop round tonight and I will show you.


  2. 2
    What's with the bizarre hairdo, Mike? says:

    Because Suck Job means one who sucks at their job. Rather like you as an MP, Mr FabriHunt.


  3. 3
    Captain Dogseye says:

    Great Questions of Our Time:- Who killed Maddie McCann


  4. 4
    Sally Bercow says:

    I never spit.


  5. 5
    Gary Jones says:

    He is right,if you are blowing,you are doing it wrong…….or is he talking about Stacking shelves?


  6. 7
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Because you can claim for “blow” on expenses but not for “suck”.


    • 99
      Anonymous says:

      Didn’t Fabricant take an unmarked jar of “Coffee Mate” with him on a walking tour of Colombia a few years ago? He couldn’t understand why the authorities were so interested by the white powder in his rucksack.


  7. 8
    The Right Honourable George Osborne says:

    Boris was the first choice for appearing in the One Direction single, after a few discussions it was decided that Dave should do it.

    Boris will have his moment to shine at a later date.


    • 15
      Eu Referendum says:

      Dancing with Buck Fizz for the EU referendum while singing Making your mind up. Bojo rips off his trousers and reveals his silky shorts. Phwoar!


  8. 9
    SP4BS says:

    Just so you can get on with sorting out those bookings and diary clashes.

    I believe its related to “moby dick” and to the idea that one shouts “there she blows” when seeing a spurt of foamy stuff.


    • 110
      Bill d'Sarse says:

      I believe it comes from ‘blowsy’, a Victorian slang term for prostitute.

      Before you ask – no, that’s not from personal experience, I’m old, but not that old.


  9. 10
    Lard Prescott says:

    I do it with pies


  10. 11
    Lord Stansted says:

    Off-topic, for which I apologise.

    The Guardian is charging £400 for a web-buiding course.


    Jesu – don’t they know, all the how-to-do html, java script, css, etc., etc. is available for free on something called the Internet.


  11. 12
    Why Aye says:

    Historic Court Case Against the BBC’s Cover Up of 9/11 Evidence



    • 25
      Moussa Koussa Mark 6 says:

      YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!! Now the BBC are involved in a 9/11 cover up.



    • 50
      Dave says:

      No it’s not, it’s a guy being taken to court for not paying his TV licence. The magistrate will laugh him out of court given that his defence appears to be that it would be unlawful to pay his TV licence because he thinks the BBC sponsors terrorism… Bonkers.


  12. 13
    Point of Information says:

    According to the Google, proper fellat!o requires a relaxed throat. To suppress the gag reflex and relax it is normal to exhale.

    Some things should not be asked on Twitter.


  13. 16
    Heterosexual Question of Our Time says:

    How many beers should a red blooded male consume before attempting to pull Laur!e Penny ? If successful, should he then tell his mates ?


  14. 19
    Anonymous says:

    With daves A team in Eastleigh what can possibly go wrong?


  15. 20
    RoP says:

    I read with interest (but no surprise) this, at the end of the Standard’s report on the latest adventures of our peaceful bomb-making brethren:
    “Nobody in the plotters’ community tipped police off with concerns, despite finding out they were sending young men to terror training camps in Pakistan. The three will be sentenced in April and May.”


  16. 21
    A BBC Weather presenter says:

    This is the twat who became twoutraged when he was asked if he’d paid for the poppy wreath he said he was going to lay at last year’s remembrance service. Man’s an idiot.


  17. 22
    Heywood Jablome says:

    Did someone call ?


  18. 27
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    Great Questions of Our Time.

    Who’s eaten all the pies ??


  19. 28
    Moussa Koussa Mark 6 says:



  20. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Reminds me of the unluckiest man in the world who crossed a cock-roach with a blood-sucker and got a blood-roach…boom boom. I’ll start the car.


  21. 43
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cheesy Dialogue From 1940's Films Service says:

    “There are some things it were better you did not ask, my friend; I knew someone like you, who was inquisitive, and asked whatever was on his mind– I haven’t seen him since the Gestapo came to his house a while back. In this land we have learned not to ask questions…”


  22. 45
    Great political question of our time says:

    Why is Blair still free?


  23. 51
    QT says:

    Tonight’s Question Time panel should provide some fireworks:

    Michael Heseltine, Vince Cable, Diane Abbot, Amanda Platell


  24. 52
    Loosing em faster than Eastleigh voters says:


  25. 54
    Incapable Vince says:

    Don’t leave your mansions unlocked.


  26. 56
    This week's Popbitch newsletter says:

    Spotted in Tom Baker’s supermarket trolley:

    * Champagne
    * Gu puds
    * Organic bits and bobs
    * Premium catfood in tiny tins
    * Bushmills whiskey
    * Rainforest Alliance chocolate
    * The Daily Mail (for which he
    apologised “Ah well, it’s full
    of spiteful rubbish, but the
    Guardian just puts me into a


  27. 60
    Alice Springs Tinker Horton says:

    It depends which end of the Hoover you connect the hose to, as to whether it will be a “suck job” or a “blow job,” doesn’t it? Remind me never to hire you to vacuum-clean my carpets, you silly, silly man! You’re almost as bad as Vicar Grainger, with your questions that make no sense!


  28. 78
    Learn to Count with Ed Balls says:

    Today we’ll cover addition.

    One plus one is two,
    two plus one is nine,
    nine plus one is four,
    four plus one is eleventeen.

    So who wants to tell me what eleventeen plus one is…?


  29. 80
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Great questions of our time;

    1. Why can’t we tickle ourselves?

    2. When does David Blunkett know when to stop wiping his bum?


    • 88
      old SHEP says:

      Good points, why do Elephants weigh 2 tons when they only eat salad?.


      • 132
        Just passing through says:

        In the early days of the telly (1950s) there was a prog featuring the best comedians of the day (Ted Ray and a few others) providing answers to daft questions such as those posted here. The only one I can remember was: Why does water come out of the tap all rolled up”. So long ago I can’t recall what the responses were.


    • 92
      Bert says:

      3. Does he know he’s black?


    • 108
      P l e b says:

      Great Questions Of Our Time:

      How did George Osborne get to be Chancellor?


  30. 84
    Brown out and pay me damages. He can take his thick as pig shit, scrounging, ugly fudds with him. I want nothing to do with the pathetic lying fuck. says:

    Suck jobby at the BBC.


  31. 85
    Sally Bercow says:

    My job is to suck :)


  32. 94
    Jimmy says:

    The Conservative Party: Leaving a bad taste in the mouth since 1832.


  33. 95
    Ed Miliband is not laughing now says:

    Mansion tax to be lowered to properties valued at 1.8 million.


  34. 102
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve been experimenting with blowing water up my bottom using a bit of hose pipe


    • 114
      HMV says:

      There’s a turkey baster in the kitchen.


      • 126
        gordon brown says:

        she only lets me have a plastic jug and my bit of hose. I would like access to the taps but I am not allowed, sometimes I make the water all brown ( hee hee) looking and I discovered that I can make large drawings of cocks on my walls with this liquid, which I find tremendously exciting, I don’t know why.


  35. 109
    Sloth says:

    No members of Mrs Thatcher’s Cabinet arrested yet?


    • 118
      Psycho alert says:

      There’s something very creepy about your lot’s obsession with kiddy-fiddling


      • 125
        hand standing panda says:

        I think it is something to do with “normal” folk being concerned that the people who have achieved power are a clan of perverts


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