February 18th, 2013

Sick Note Handy-cock’s Strasbourg Junket

Self-confessed teen-fondler Mike Hancock is up to his old tricks again. The randy LibDem MP for Portsmouth doubles up on his expense claims by serving as a city councillor as well and it’s in that job that he is now dodging disciplinary action over allegations of impropriety. Due to face a local hearing about his inappropriate behaviour concerning a vulnerable young constituent, Hancock produced a doctor’s note saying he was too unwell to attend for at least a month.

He was not however too unwell to attend an all-expenses paid junket in Strasbourg the week before, or front up a Sunday Mirror campaign last weekend…


144 Comments

  1. 1
    Point of information says:

    This guy is a crook.

  2. 2
    Phillipe Flop says:

    First!

  3. 5
    Eastleigh Health Warning says:

    This is the kind of representation you get when you vote LibDem.

  4. 7
    Taxfodder says:

    You can’t really blame him he is an idiot however…..

    The bigger idiots are the pond life that voted the tosser into a job….

    What mugs they are.

    • 139
      Portsmouth Pondlife says:

      Handy might be totally uneducated, unable to spell or put a grammatical sentence together but he is far cleverer than most of us in Portsmouth, in with the boys who run the city, and protected by the Freemasons so leave him alone. We like dodgy politicians, crooks and Perverts here. Boaz.

  5. 8
    Jimmy says:

    What do you expect from this coalition?

  6. 9
    One Term Dave says:

    I have to use my renowned PR skills if the Tories are to win Eastleigh. I’ll tell all my ministers to say how tough we’ll be on immigration. Then after the election we’ll quietly do fuck all. Sometimes I’m so clever I even surprise myself.

    • 90
      Pat McGroin says:

      If only he really would do fuck all. The reality is, he’s in India telling everyone there’s no limit to how many of them can come here to work.

      Great one, Dave. What about people here trying to get jobs?

      Ah, yes, I forgot – they get shipped-off to toil as slave Labour for Dave’s multimillionaire chums who run Poundland.

      • 112
        Con Artists says:

        Don’t forget Romania and Bulgaira at the end of the year as well.

        They all need houses, schools, healthcare, welfare, legal aid, disability benefit, jsa, tax credits, child support, interpreters, food banks, social workers, emergency payments, pensions etc etc etc

        Your taxes are all going up to pay for this multicultural diversity …… Yipeeee

        If you work, your fcuked.

        If your unemployed, fcuking is your work.

        • 135
          Anonymous says:

          How else can they give their full attention to raising the level of criminal activity unless their “needs” are met without any effort from them?

  7. 11
    Braindead in Portsmouth says:

    LibDems forever!

  8. 12
    Margaret Moran says:

    Do we have the same doctor?

  9. 13
    Sir William Wade says:

    Portsmouth South, actually.

  10. 14
    A desperate Russian piece of totty says:

    Oh Mikey are you too sick for a little fondling tonight?

  11. 15
    Petronella Fazackerley says:

    I have nothing but the upmost contempt for people who live in Eastleigh .

    They have let Huhne into Parliament and look at the tab he has left each and every taxpayer.

    The word “sorry” is obviously not in the vocabulary of anyone living in this godforsaken excuse of a constituency .

    They can vote for either tweedle sum or tweedle dee .

    • 144
      Eastleigh Voters - This is your Chance says:

      … or they could vote for UKIP. There’s only the one issue that matters – and it’s Europe. The People of Eastleigh have this tremendous opportunity to signal to Cameron, Clegg, Miliband and Von Rumpoy that we mean business – and we want OUT.

  12. 16
    Left hypocrisy alert says:

    Outspoken leftie Alec Baldwin has caused a storm.

    Guess what for…

    Racially abusing a reporter!

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/alec_fast_slur_ious_tzxXtwrX49oGHN1VaG08hM

    • 32
      US Watch says:

      He didn’t racially abuse him. He was just impolite, potentially harassing.

      Racial abuse only exists in completely screwed up politically correct societies such as the UK.

    • 48
      CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

      Whilst lefty actors are universally horrid in person it was not racial abuse…

      However I approve of any activity that further wears out the “race card”.

  13. 18
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Chemical castration ?

    Free on the NHS.

  14. 20
    Chuka is courting too. says:
    • 24
      • 46
        Casual Observer says:

        Wind up radio: Good idea, but fails when the Ch!nese put in solar electric, plasma TVs and Satellite receivers. VH1 trumps Radio Free Africa every time.

        • 63
          MobiTel says:

          They’ve all got mobile phones anyway. Because they had no land line legacy to piss about with they’ve got top notch cell systems.

          I remember when the Tsunami hit Sri Lanka all the wise pundits came on the UK telly and said they had no comms. The reality being that just about everyone had a shiny cell phone connected to a network superior to the UK’s,

          • Casual Observer says:

            Other than being misleading, it is strange that the BBC were in the lead with perpetuating the racist stereotypes which people still have of those far off lands.

            Guess they don’t want people to notice how obviously their standard of living has been eroded by the developmentally retarding effect of the EU and certain competition laws.

          • A W Benn says:

            When I ran the GPO you could be on a list for 12+ months just to get a party line……….Ahhhhhhhhhh monopolies, you cannot beat them.

          • Catty Comment (Ms) says:

            CO – that’s because so many Beeb employees are actually natives from said countries. They mostly have a lefty bent too, which as you know entails ‘pulling the ladder up behind you’.

        • 105
          Keitho says:

          They were all confiscated by Mugabe in Zimbabwe. Still now the EU sanctions have been lifted I’m sure things will be a lot better.

          • Catty Comment (Ms) says:

            Uneasy lies the crown that allows the plebs to have instant communication on up to date cell systems! Whatever happened to good old fashioned jungle drums?

      • 56
        The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

        Hello. Trevor

        I always thought it was the wound up wireless you invented not the wound up broke.

        How does that work then ???

      • 65

        A wind up Brexit would change your fortunes.

      • 66
        Lord Stansted says:

        He’s broke, but has a garden over-looking the Thames. What sort of dikhead is he?

        • 71
          CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

          Someone with a lot of debt…

        • 92
          Another Engineer says:

          And an 80k car, it would seem.

          He screwed up. He only patented the clockwork radio, so if you charge a battery with the winder instead, then he can have no complaints.

    • 59
      Chukka Moneyatit says:

      I am invincible and a fan of Vince.
      When we get in POWER Vince will be our Minister of Silly Walks.

    • 94
      Vince Cable, Minister for (Giving All Of Us The) Business, says:

      It’s something I felt needed to be done– to aid the private sector in Britain, a cause dear to my heart…
      http://i.qkme.me/3q6w7x.jpg

  15. 21
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    He is a disgrace to himself . He is a disgrace to his family . He is a disgrace to his constituency . He is a disgrace to his Party (or perhaps not ) . He is a disgrace to his Country .

    I am glad he does not live close to me .

    • 28
      Itsa mad mad world says:

      But the odd thing, the very odd thing, the extremely odd thing, is that the voters of dog shit city keep electing him. What are the other candidates like?

    • 55
      Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

      I bet there are several MPs and other politicians very similar to Handycock living near you.

  16. 22
    Joss Taskin says:

    Isn’t the Eastleigh FibDem candidate called Mike ?

  17. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Hancock featured in Sunday People campaign, wasn’t it? On the People’s Bedroom tax

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lib-dem-mike-hancock-backs-1647521

    • 31
      RK says:

      What on earth is any newspaper thinking of if it has a man such as this fronting its campaign?

    • 84
      Point of Information says:

      That’s fine. As anything else this guy says is a lie, that ‘bedroom tax’ does not exist frames the campaign poignantly.

  18. 26
    Weak, weak, weak says:

    He’s at it again. A disgrace to parliament.

    And what do the Lib Dems do? NOTHING!

    • 29
      rebekah aka nellnewman says:

      LibDems have turned out to be a funny old bunch haven’t they – from vince cable to this – there’s not a hint of competence about them anywhere.

      • 34
        Point of Information says:

        The Lib Dems have perverted their philosophy of liberal freedom to be reason to abdicate moral responsibility.

        That is, liberalism taken to its logical conclusion, excuses all wrongdoing and promotes total apathy.

      • 143
        Jimmy Savile says:

        Be fair, are any politicians competent?

  19. 36
    handycock says:

    I likes ‘em young. Boaz.

  20. 40
  21. 45
    Edinburgh shitty can stick its auto suggestions up its delided arsehole. I am sick of the place and the arsewipes in it. says:

    Why is the idiot still an MP?

    • 127
      Catty Comment (Ms) says:

      Mainly because our Dahling Dave reneged on his pre-election promise of introducing measures to allow the plebs to ‘recall’ their MPs.

  22. 51
    Outraged Lurker says:

    Another public sector shirker who’s not fired for incompetence and laziness.

    Troughing cnut

  23. 52
    Brown out and pay me damages. Time for the arsehole to move on and take his scroungers with him. says:

    What a disgrace that odious Hunt is.

  24. 67
    Who's Tamara Ecclestone? says:
    • 88
      Mike Handycock MP, all-around lecher says:

      Who cares? She’s my type– young, female and attractive. Also having Bernie Ecclestone (Mr F-1) for a father is a plus, as she is rich and well-connected. Boaz.

  25. 79
    Owin Jones says:

    Hung up the phone seconds before going on air with Guido Fawkes I should add! Back from Dublin and totally pissed form a cocktail of Guinness and Jameson whisky,hic :(

    • 91
      Pat McGroin says:

      Whoever served alcohol to Owen could get in a whole heap of trouble. Didn’t they ask for proof of age?

  26. 82
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Not again

  27. 86
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Perhaps Handycock is pleading mental incompetence. Personally I would agree with that diagnosis

  28. 93
    keredybretsa says:

    Why can’t they just lock him up and throw away the key???

  29. 103
    Anonymous says:

    That he has a penchant for younger but still legal women is in “who gives a fuck” category. I have bigger problems with his marxism. jus saying.

  30. 110
    fitz fitz says:

    Another soul mate for feminised Clegg the pwick .

  31. 114
    MIKE OCKITCH says:

    Have some pity it is no wonder he’s not well , with all this cold weather and sleeping on a park bench .

    The fucking tramp Look at state of the dirty scruffy bastard , a fuckin wash wouldn’t go a miss

  32. 119
    Jimmy Savile says:

    I for one would be proud to have this man as my MP

  33. 130
    The man on the Clapham omnibus says:

    What a lot Libs are – bent, gay or just stupid.

  34. 134
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    What a thieving dirtbag. Welcome to modern Britain. Ruled by turds and idiots and going down the pan at an increasing rate.


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