Sick Note Handy-cock’s Strasbourg Junket
Self-confessed teen-fondler Mike Hancock is up to his old tricks again. The randy LibDem MP for Portsmouth doubles up on his expense claims by serving as a city councillor as well and it’s in that job that he is now dodging disciplinary action over allegations of impropriety. Due to face a local hearing about his inappropriate behaviour concerning a vulnerable young constituent, Hancock produced a doctor’s note saying he was too unwell to attend for at least a month.
He was not however too unwell to attend an all-expenses paid junket in Strasbourg the week before, or front up a Sunday Mirror campaign last weekend…
This guy is a crook.
Snout in trough, eye on the totty, hand scratching at grubby pants…
IS he related to Presclot?
They’re all related by deed, seed and greed.
As a serving City Councillor, surely that is a salaried position under the Monarch which automatically removes the Member from Parliament as Chris Huhne is currently finding out in the Chilterns?
Can you buy a dirty mac from this turd?
So is the doctor who signed the sick note (unless he or she is merely incompetent).
Doctor should be named and made to account for giving Hancock his one month reprieve.
Don’t worry too much about this Mike. Our doctors all get the very best support in cases like this. You are good for at least another three months. Boaz.
Why did you not mention that the doc is actually a vet?
Thanks Grand Master. A great wheeze to get a Brother Doctor on board. All the senior Council Officers are members of the Craft also, I have made sure of that, so they will support the Doctor’s diagnosis about how seriously ill I am. In the meantime, I just need a couple of weeks for my boys to deal with the situation here in Portsmouth. Jahbulon.
Handy darling.. It was great for us all to see you in Strasbourg last week, don’t forget all our expenses will be paid by the FSB courtesy of Vladimir, for your many services rendered to the motherland over the years. Don’t worry about your domestic troubles, if they get too bad we will whisk you out and you can have us 3 at a time, every night in St Petersburg just like Strasbourg last week. Good to see you haven’t lost your touch!
same with margaret moran
Talking of dodgy MP’s, who is the Mirror talking about? Why no comment of this on this site or are such comments removed to protect the guilty as usual
there are known cases where there are chronic issues and deep manipulation in place… doctors have been known to have been misled v. subtly. In these cases doctors are neither crooks or incompetent but just deeply misled.
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with a high profile individual as patient.. unlikely. but as was said in the case of questions related to area of Jimmy savile..all concerns should be referred to the correct authority….which is our host.
The doctor should read the news and know why he wants a sicknote, and that there will be questions and things could get tough!!
He’s a pervert and should be in jail.
Once a LibDem always a LibDem…..
We concur.
I think the security services will be watching him like a hawk.
His office had far too much interest in the Royal Navy when he had a Russian spy working for him – & his own love for his Mother Russia is a well documneted fact – even praising Putin in EDMs.
I hope to see him face justice for something.
Time to bring him in from the ‘cold’
It’s unlikely that he will fgace justice, unfortunately.
Let us be quite clear.
Mike Hancock MP is a liar, a humbug, a hypocrite, a vagabond, a loathsome spotted reptile, a scrounger, a parasite, a pervert, a worm and a self-confessed politician.
A bit of a tautology.
Many people do not seem to know that the word tautologous is more correctly pronounced with a hard g.
As in googol!
Plus 10 to the power of 100.
A pleonasm, rather than a tautology.
After MP, the rest was superfluous.
for the avoidance of doubt..
+1
Don’t hold back. Say what you really think!
he forgot Narcissist, sociopath and bully.
Don’t forget Hoon!
I have eaten fresh, wild reindeer meat (your blog refers) in a spaghetti bolognese in Rovaniemi. Did not like it, I am afraid.
Hey Cat,
I think, as a general point of principle, free range reindeer has to be better than factory-farmed Rudolph.
Whether it’s actually ‘nice’ is a different thing.
Agree. We have to accept that we are all subject to conditioning, too.
Had I grown up in Lapland I might have said, upon eating in Britain, that I did not like the beef; whether or not it was actually 100% horse!
I guess that in theory, a grass-fed, free-range never-seen-the-vet, gypsy pony will probably taste a lot better than a drugged-up, steroid-boosted bred-for-slaughter bullock.
Best meat I ever ate was Goat, actually.
Goodness me! You have the memory of an elephant. That reindeer discussion was several days ago.
Have you tried light braised elephant rib by any chance?
The only negative thing he isn’t is Huhne.
Our host said of him: He was a bastard and I hated him and he deserves everything he gets.
I agree 500%.
He is a fraud. He is a sponger. He is a whiner. He is a parasite.
Enough of the prolix, are you trying to say he’s a kvnt?
He’s a Member of Parliament then.
Not really a fan then?
I’ve moved on. My new hate figure is George Smith.
First!
Bollocks!
You mean “Bollocks! Boaz.”
This is the kind of representation you get when you vote LibDem.
and tough on their wives too as Vicky will confirm.
You can’t really blame him he is an idiot however…..
The bigger idiots are the pond life that voted the tosser into a job….
What mugs they are.
Handy might be totally uneducated, unable to spell or put a grammatical sentence together but he is far cleverer than most of us in Portsmouth, in with the boys who run the city, and protected by the Freemasons so leave him alone. We like dodgy politicians, crooks and Perverts here. Boaz.
Jahbulon Gerald.
What do you expect from this coalition?
An endless march towards socialism Jimmy.
You have already built Socialism now onward to Communism!
Back to being a coalition from the so called Tory-led government. Hancock has his uses.
I have to use my renowned PR skills if the Tories are to win Eastleigh. I’ll tell all my ministers to say how tough we’ll be on immigration. Then after the election we’ll quietly do fuck all. Sometimes I’m so clever I even surprise myself.
If only he really would do fuck all. The reality is, he’s in India telling everyone there’s no limit to how many of them can come here to work.
Great one, Dave. What about people here trying to get jobs?
Ah, yes, I forgot – they get shipped-off to toil as slave Labour for Dave’s multimillionaire chums who run Poundland.
Don’t forget Romania and Bulgaira at the end of the year as well.
They all need houses, schools, healthcare, welfare, legal aid, disability benefit, jsa, tax credits, child support, interpreters, food banks, social workers, emergency payments, pensions etc etc etc
Your taxes are all going up to pay for this multicultural diversity …… Yipeeee
If you work, your fcuked.
If your unemployed, fcuking is your work.
How else can they give their full attention to raising the level of criminal activity unless their “needs” are met without any effort from them?
LibDems forever!
Do we have the same doctor?
Portsmouth South, actually.
And for Portsmouth North
Oh Mikey are you too sick for a little fondling tonight?
No way. I’m up for it as always. Boaz darling.
I have nothing but the upmost contempt for people who live in Eastleigh .
They have let Huhne into Parliament and look at the tab he has left each and every taxpayer.
The word “sorry” is obviously not in the vocabulary of anyone living in this godforsaken excuse of a constituency .
They can vote for either tweedle sum or tweedle dee .
… or they could vote for UKIP. There’s only the one issue that matters – and it’s Europe. The People of Eastleigh have this tremendous opportunity to signal to Cameron, Clegg, Miliband and Von Rumpoy that we mean business – and we want OUT.
Outspoken leftie Alec Baldwin has caused a storm.
Guess what for…
Racially abusing a reporter!
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/alec_fast_slur_ious_tzxXtwrX49oGHN1VaG08hM
He didn’t racially abuse him. He was just impolite, potentially harassing.
Racial abuse only exists in completely screwed up politically correct societies such as the UK.
But New York is in the USA. York is in the UK.
He allegedly called him a coon – so that’s just impolite is it?
Whilst lefty actors are universally horrid in person it was not racial abuse…
However I approve of any activity that further wears out the “race card”.
Chemical castration ?
Free on the NHS.
Final solution ?
Free on the NHS.
Aneurin Macht Frei.
Care Pathway Macht Frei.
Braun Brot Macht Frei.
Gender. Re. Assignment ??
Also free on the National. Stealth
Seriously public officials such as these are an unconscionable outrage .
IF FOUND GUILTY ….they should be drawn, quartered, keel.hauled and their remains burned and if anything is left. , buried in non consecrated ground
And p!ssed on following burial.
Best if you have a skinfull before the pissing
I’ve wound up broke despite inventions
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/9875026/Trevor-Baylis-Ive-wound-up-broke-despite-inventions.html
Wind up radio: Good idea, but fails when the Ch!nese put in solar electric, plasma TVs and Satellite receivers. VH1 trumps Radio Free Africa every time.
They’ve all got mobile phones anyway. Because they had no land line legacy to piss about with they’ve got top notch cell systems.
I remember when the Tsunami hit Sri Lanka all the wise pundits came on the UK telly and said they had no comms. The reality being that just about everyone had a shiny cell phone connected to a network superior to the UK’s,
Other than being misleading, it is strange that the BBC were in the lead with perpetuating the racist stereotypes which people still have of those far off lands.
Guess they don’t want people to notice how obviously their standard of living has been eroded by the developmentally retarding effect of the EU and certain competition laws.
When I ran the GPO you could be on a list for 12+ months just to get a party line……….Ahhhhhhhhhh monopolies, you cannot beat them.
CO – that’s because so many Beeb employees are actually natives from said countries. They mostly have a lefty bent too, which as you know entails ‘pulling the ladder up behind you’.
They were all confiscated by Mugabe in Zimbabwe. Still now the EU sanctions have been lifted I’m sure things will be a lot better.
Uneasy lies the crown that allows the plebs to have instant communication on up to date cell systems! Whatever happened to good old fashioned jungle drums?
Hello. Trevor
I always thought it was the wound up wireless you invented not the wound up broke.
How does that work then ???
A wind up Brexit would change your fortunes.
Vote UKIP.
Sir. Is it your intention to preach to the perverted?
He’s broke, but has a garden over-looking the Thames. What sort of dikhead is he?
Someone with a lot of debt…
And an 80k car, it would seem.
He screwed up. He only patented the clockwork radio, so if you charge a battery with the winder instead, then he can have no complaints.
I am invincible and a fan of Vince.
When we get in POWER Vince will be our Minister of Silly Walks.
I invented the concept of negative growth
… used to be known as ‘positive decline’ I believe.
It’s something I felt needed to be done– to aid the private sector in Britain, a cause dear to my heart…
http://i.qkme.me/3q6w7x.jpg
He is a disgrace to himself . He is a disgrace to his family . He is a disgrace to his constituency . He is a disgrace to his Party (or perhaps not ) . He is a disgrace to his Country .
I am glad he does not live close to me .
But the odd thing, the very odd thing, the extremely odd thing, is that the voters of dog shit city keep electing him. What are the other candidates like?
Quivering jellies – having been visited by his ‘boys’.
I bet there are several MPs and other politicians very similar to Handycock living near you.
Watch it! Jahbulon.
Isn’t the Eastleigh FibDem candidate called Mike ?
Hancock featured in Sunday People campaign, wasn’t it? On the People’s Bedroom tax
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lib-dem-mike-hancock-backs-1647521
What on earth is any newspaper thinking of if it has a man such as this fronting its campaign?
That’s fine. As anything else this guy says is a lie, that ‘bedroom tax’ does not exist frames the campaign poignantly.
He’s at it again. A disgrace to parliament.
And what do the Lib Dems do? NOTHING!
LibDems have turned out to be a funny old bunch haven’t they – from vince cable to this – there’s not a hint of competence about them anywhere.
The Lib Dems have perverted their philosophy of liberal freedom to be reason to abdicate moral responsibility.
That is, liberalism taken to its logical conclusion, excuses all wrongdoing and promotes total apathy.
Hear hear
Be fair, are any politicians competent?
I likes ‘em young. Boaz.
It was her own fault, she had big tits, eugh, eugh, eugh.
Why is the idiot still an MP?
Mainly because our Dahling Dave reneged on his pre-election promise of introducing measures to allow the plebs to ‘recall’ their MPs.
Another public sector shirker who’s not fired for incompetence and laziness.
Troughing cnut
This sleaze bag has dodged the bullet so many times it fucking beggars belief.
Where’s “uncle Jo” when you need him?
What a disgrace that odious Hunt is.
Who cares? She’s my type– young, female and attractive. Also having Bernie Ecclestone (Mr F-1) for a father is a plus, as she is rich and well-connected. Boaz.
Hung up the phone seconds before going on air with Guido Fawkes I should add! Back from Dublin and totally pissed form a cocktail of Guinness and Jameson whisky,hic
Whoever served alcohol to Owen could get in a whole heap of trouble. Didn’t they ask for proof of age?
Not again
Perhaps Handycock is pleading mental incompetence. Personally I would agree with that diagnosis
Why can’t they just lock him up and throw away the key???
Just throw him away.
Eggsactly
That he has a penchant for younger but still legal women is in “who gives a fuck” category. I have bigger problems with his marxism. jus saying.
Another soul mate for feminised Clegg the pwick .
Have some pity it is no wonder he’s not well , with all this cold weather and sleeping on a park bench .
The fucking tramp Look at state of the dirty scruffy bastard , a fuckin wash wouldn’t go a miss
Did you mean this one?
I for one would be proud to have this man as my MP
What a lot Libs are – bent, gay or just stupid.
We don’t agree with that.
What a thieving dirtbag. Welcome to modern Britain. Ruled by turds and idiots and going down the pan at an increasing rate.
Yeah he voters in this shithole will never learn,this sceptered isle my arse