February 18th, 2013

Sick Note Handy-cock’s Strasbourg Junket

Self-confessed teen-fondler Mike Hancock is up to his old tricks again. The randy LibDem MP for Portsmouth doubles up on his expense claims by serving as a city councillor as well and it’s in that job that he is now dodging disciplinary action over allegations of impropriety. Due to face a local hearing about his inappropriate behaviour concerning a vulnerable young constituent, Hancock produced a doctor’s note saying he was too unwell to attend for at least a month.

He was not however too unwell to attend an all-expenses paid junket in Strasbourg the week before, or front up a Sunday Mirror campaign last weekend…


144 Comments

  1. 1
    Point of information says:

    This guy is a crook.

  2. 2
    Phillipe Flop says:

    First!

  3. 3
    Phillipe Flop says:

    Bollocks!

  4. 4
    Bert says:

    You mean “Bollocks! Boaz.”

  5. 5
    Eastleigh Health Warning says:

    This is the kind of representation you get when you vote LibDem.

  6. 6

    Snout in trough, eye on the totty, hand scratching at grubby pants…

  7. 7
    Taxfodder says:

    You can’t really blame him he is an idiot however…..

    The bigger idiots are the pond life that voted the tosser into a job….

    What mugs they are.

  8. 8
    Jimmy says:

    What do you expect from this coalition?

  9. 9
    One Term Dave says:

    I have to use my renowned PR skills if the Tories are to win Eastleigh. I’ll tell all my ministers to say how tough we’ll be on immigration. Then after the election we’ll quietly do fuck all. Sometimes I’m so clever I even surprise myself.

  10. 10
    Sir William Wade says:

    So is the doctor who signed the sick note (unless he or she is merely incompetent).

  11. 11
    Braindead in Portsmouth says:

    LibDems forever!

  12. 12
    Margaret Moran says:

    Do we have the same doctor?

  13. 13
    Sir William Wade says:

    Portsmouth South, actually.

  14. 14
    A desperate Russian piece of totty says:

    Oh Mikey are you too sick for a little fondling tonight?

  15. 15
    Petronella Fazackerley says:

    I have nothing but the upmost contempt for people who live in Eastleigh .

    They have let Huhne into Parliament and look at the tab he has left each and every taxpayer.

    The word “sorry” is obviously not in the vocabulary of anyone living in this godforsaken excuse of a constituency .

    They can vote for either tweedle sum or tweedle dee .

  16. 16
    Left hypocrisy alert says:

    Outspoken leftie Alec Baldwin has caused a storm.

    Guess what for…

    Racially abusing a reporter!

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/alec_fast_slur_ious_tzxXtwrX49oGHN1VaG08hM

  17. 17
    Christ; there aren't too teen fondlers are there? says:

    And for Portsmouth North

  18. 18
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Chemical castration ?

    Free on the NHS.

  19. 19
    Popeye says:

    He’s a pervert and should be in jail.

  20. 20
    Chuka is courting too. says:

  21. 21
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    He is a disgrace to himself . He is a disgrace to his family . He is a disgrace to his constituency . He is a disgrace to his Party (or perhaps not ) . He is a disgrace to his Country .

    I am glad he does not live close to me .

  22. 22
    Joss Taskin says:

    Isn’t the Eastleigh FibDem candidate called Mike ?

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Hancock featured in Sunday People campaign, wasn’t it? On the People’s Bedroom tax

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lib-dem-mike-hancock-backs-1647521

  24. 24
  25. 25
    WVM says:

    I think the security services will be watching him like a hawk.

    His office had far too much interest in the Royal Navy when he had a Russian spy working for him – & his own love for his Mother Russia is a well documneted fact – even praising Putin in EDMs.

    I hope to see him face justice for something.

  26. 26
    Weak, weak, weak says:

    He’s at it again. A disgrace to parliament.

    And what do the Lib Dems do? NOTHING!

  27. 27
    WVM says:

    An endless march towards socialism Jimmy.

  28. 28
    Itsa mad mad world says:

    But the odd thing, the very odd thing, the extremely odd thing, is that the voters of dog shit city keep electing him. What are the other candidates like?

  29. 29
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    LibDems have turned out to be a funny old bunch haven’t they – from vince cable to this – there’s not a hint of competence about them anywhere.

  30. 30
    Red Egg Millitit.....oh nooooo says:

    Once a LibDem always a LibDem…..

  31. 31
    RK says:

    What on earth is any newspaper thinking of if it has a man such as this fronting its campaign?

  32. 32
    US Watch says:

    He didn’t racially abuse him. He was just impolite, potentially harassing.

    Racial abuse only exists in completely screwed up politically correct societies such as the UK.

  33. 33
    Karla says:

    Time to bring him in from the ‘cold’

  34. 34
    Point of Information says:

    The Lib Dems have perverted their philosophy of liberal freedom to be reason to abdicate moral responsibility.

    That is, liberalism taken to its logical conclusion, excuses all wrongdoing and promotes total apathy.

  35. 35
    At Lass says:

    But New York is in the USA. York is in the UK.

  36. 36
    handycock says:

    I likes ‘em young. Boaz.

  37. 37
    Karla says:

    You have already built Socialism now onward to Communism!

  38. 38
    Heinrich Bunham says:

    Final solution ?

    Free on the NHS.

  39. 39
    Maqboul says:

    Back to being a coalition from the so called Tory-led government. Hancock has his uses.

  40. 40
  41. 41

    Let us be quite clear.

    Mike Hancock MP is a liar, a humbug, a hypocrite, a vagabond, a loathsome spotted reptile, a scrounger, a parasite, a pervert, a worm and a self-confessed politician.

  42. 42
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    IS he related to Presclot?

  43. 43
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    A bit of a tautology.

  44. 44
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    It’s unlikely that he will fgace justice, unfortunately.

  45. 45
    Edinburgh shitty can stick its auto suggestions up its delided arsehole. I am sick of the place and the arsewipes in it. says:

    Why is the idiot still an MP?

  46. 46
    Casual Observer says:

    Wind up radio: Good idea, but fails when the Ch!nese put in solar electric, plasma TVs and Satellite receivers. VH1 trumps Radio Free Africa every time.

  47. 47
    British Medical Council says:

    Doctor should be named and made to account for giving Hancock his one month reprieve.

  48. 48
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Whilst lefty actors are universally horrid in person it was not racial abuse…

    However I approve of any activity that further wears out the “race card”.

  49. 49
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Gender. Re. Assignment ??

    Also free on the National. Stealth

    Seriously public officials such as these are an unconscionable outrage .

    IF FOUND GUILTY ….they should be drawn, quartered, keel.hauled and their remains burned and if anything is left. , buried in non consecrated ground

  50. 50
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Aneurin Macht Frei.

  51. 51
    Outraged Lurker says:

    Another public sector shirker who’s not fired for incompetence and laziness.

    Troughing cnut

  52. 52
    Brown out and pay me damages. Time for the arsehole to move on and take his scroungers with him. says:

    What a disgrace that odious Hunt is.

  53. 53

    They’re all related by deed, seed and greed.

  54. 54
    yeah, right... says:

    After MP, the rest was superfluous.

  55. 55
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    I bet there are several MPs and other politicians very similar to Handycock living near you.

  56. 56
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Hello. Trevor

    I always thought it was the wound up wireless you invented not the wound up broke.

    How does that work then ???

  57. 57

    Many people do not seem to know that the word tautologous is more correctly pronounced with a hard g.

    As in googol! ;-)

  58. 58

    Don’t hold back. Say what you really think!

  59. 59
    Chukka Moneyatit says:

    I am invincible and a fan of Vince.
    When we get in POWER Vince will be our Minister of Silly Walks.

  60. 60

    for the avoidance of doubt..

  61. 61
    Lord Stansted says:

    +1

  62. 62

    Care Pathway Macht Frei.

  63. 63
    MobiTel says:

    They’ve all got mobile phones anyway. Because they had no land line legacy to piss about with they’ve got top notch cell systems.

    I remember when the Tsunami hit Sri Lanka all the wise pundits came on the UK telly and said they had no comms. The reality being that just about everyone had a shiny cell phone connected to a network superior to the UK’s,

  64. 64
    Missing detail says:

    And p!ssed on following burial.

  65. 65

    A wind up Brexit would change your fortunes.

  66. 66
    Lord Stansted says:

    He’s broke, but has a garden over-looking the Thames. What sort of dikhead is he?

  67. 67
    Who's Tamara Ecclestone? says:

  68. 68
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    he forgot Narcissist, sociopath and bully.

  69. 69
    Casual Observer says:

    The only negative thing he isn’t is Huhne.

  70. 70
    Sapailo says:

    Braun Brot Macht Frei.

  71. 71
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Someone with a lot of debt…

  72. 72

    I have eaten fresh, wild reindeer meat (your blog refers) in a spaghetti bolognese in Rovaniemi. Did not like it, I am afraid.

  73. 73
    One Term Dave says:

    He is a fraud. He is a sponger. He is a whiner. He is a parasite.

  74. 74
    Jeremy and Big Cyril says:

    We concur.

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    there are known cases where there are chronic issues and deep manipulation in place… doctors have been known to have been misled v. subtly. In these cases doctors are neither crooks or incompetent but just deeply misled.
    .
    with a high profile individual as patient.. unlikely. but as was said in the case of questions related to area of Jimmy savile..all concerns should be referred to the correct authority….which is our host.

  76. 76
    Vote UKIP - The Fresh Choice! says:

    Plus 10 to the power of 100.

  77. 77
    Casual Observer says:

    Other than being misleading, it is strange that the BBC were in the lead with perpetuating the racist stereotypes which people still have of those far off lands.

    Guess they don’t want people to notice how obviously their standard of living has been eroded by the developmentally retarding effect of the EU and certain competition laws.

  78. 78
    Gordon Brown says:

    I invented the concept of negative growth

  79. 79
    Owin Jones says:

    Hung up the phone seconds before going on air with Guido Fawkes I should add! Back from Dublin and totally pissed form a cocktail of Guinness and Jameson whisky,hic :(

  80. 80
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

  81. 81

    Our host said of him: He was a bastard and I hated him and he deserves everything he gets.

    I agree 500%.

  82. 82
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Not again

  83. 83
    Billy 18 pints Hague says:

    Best if you have a skinfull before the pissing

  84. 84
    Point of Information says:

    That’s fine. As anything else this guy says is a lie, that ‘bedroom tax’ does not exist frames the campaign poignantly.

  85. 85

    Sir. Is it your intention to preach to the perverted?

  86. 86
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Perhaps Handycock is pleading mental incompetence. Personally I would agree with that diagnosis

  87. 87
    Jim'll Fux It says:

    It was her own fault, she had big tits, eugh, eugh, eugh.

  88. 88
    Mike Handycock MP, all-around lecher says:

    Who cares? She’s my type– young, female and attractive. Also having Bernie Ecclestone (Mr F-1) for a father is a plus, as she is rich and well-connected. Boaz.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Enough of the prolix, are you trying to say he’s a kvnt?

  90. 90
    Pat McGroin says:

    If only he really would do fuck all. The reality is, he’s in India telling everyone there’s no limit to how many of them can come here to work.

    Great one, Dave. What about people here trying to get jobs?

    Ah, yes, I forgot – they get shipped-off to toil as slave Labour for Dave’s multimillionaire chums who run Poundland.

  91. 91
    Pat McGroin says:

    Whoever served alcohol to Owen could get in a whole heap of trouble. Didn’t they ask for proof of age?

  92. 92
    Another Engineer says:

    And an 80k car, it would seem.

    He screwed up. He only patented the clockwork radio, so if you charge a battery with the winder instead, then he can have no complaints.

  93. 93
    keredybretsa says:

    Why can’t they just lock him up and throw away the key???

  94. 94
    Vince Cable, Minister for (Giving All Of Us The) Business, says:

    It’s something I felt needed to be done– to aid the private sector in Britain, a cause dear to my heart…

  95. 95

    Hey Cat,

    I think, as a general point of principle, free range reindeer has to be better than factory-farmed Rudolph.

    Whether it’s actually ‘nice’ is a different thing.

  96. 96

    He’s a Member of Parliament then.

  97. 97
    Keitho says:

    Not really a fan then?

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    This sleaze bag has dodged the bullet so many times it fucking beggars belief.

  99. 99

    Agree. We have to accept that we are all subject to conditioning, too.

    Had I grown up in Lapland I might have said, upon eating in Britain, that I did not like the beef; whether or not it was actually 100% horse!

  100. 100
    W Anchor says:

    Can you buy a dirty mac from this turd?

  101. 101
    Grand Master United Grand Lodge says:

    Don’t worry too much about this Mike. Our doctors all get the very best support in cases like this. You are good for at least another three months. Boaz.

  102. 102

    As a serving City Councillor, surely that is a salaried position under the Monarch which automatically removes the Member from Parliament as Chris Huhne is currently finding out in the Chilterns?

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    That he has a penchant for younger but still legal women is in “who gives a fuck” category. I have bigger problems with his marxism. jus saying.

  104. 104
    save the key says:

    Just throw him away.

  105. 105
    Keitho says:

    They were all confiscated by Mugabe in Zimbabwe. Still now the EU sanctions have been lifted I’m sure things will be a lot better.

  106. 106
    Labour...filth...just filth says:

    same with margaret moran

  107. 107
    lojolondon says:

    The doctor should read the news and know why he wants a sicknote, and that there will be questions and things could get tough!!

  108. 108
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’ve moved on. My new hate figure is George Smith.

  109. 109
    Sir William Wade says:

    A pleonasm, rather than a tautology.

  110. 110
    fitz fitz says:

    Another soul mate for feminised Clegg the pwick .

  111. 111
    Jackie Hancock says:

    and tough on their wives too as Vicky will confirm.

  112. 112
    Con Artists says:

    Don’t forget Romania and Bulgaira at the end of the year as well.

    They all need houses, schools, healthcare, welfare, legal aid, disability benefit, jsa, tax credits, child support, interpreters, food banks, social workers, emergency payments, pensions etc etc etc

    Your taxes are all going up to pay for this multicultural diversity …… Yipeeee

    If you work, your fcuked.

    If your unemployed, fcuking is your work.

  113. 113
    Con Artists says:

    Hear hear

  114. 114
    MIKE OCKITCH says:

    Have some pity it is no wonder he’s not well , with all this cold weather and sleeping on a park bench .

    The fucking tramp Look at state of the dirty scruffy bastard , a fuckin wash wouldn’t go a miss

  115. 115
    A W Benn says:

    When I ran the GPO you could be on a list for 12+ months just to get a party line……….Ahhhhhhhhhh monopolies, you cannot beat them.

  116. 116

    I guess that in theory, a grass-fed, free-range never-seen-the-vet, gypsy pony will probably taste a lot better than a drugged-up, steroid-boosted bred-for-slaughter bullock.

  117. 117
    fire's too good for them says:

    Talking of dodgy MP’s, who is the Mirror talking about? Why no comment of this on this site or are such comments removed to protect the guilty as usual

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    Best meat I ever ate was Goat, actually.

  119. 119
    Jimmy Savile says:

    I for one would be proud to have this man as my MP

  120. 120
    Alex says:

    He allegedly called him a coon – so that’s just impolite is it?

  121. 121
    R. Espeeseeaye says:

    Why did you not mention that the doc is actually a vet?

  122. 122
    R. Espeeseeaye says:

    Goodness me! You have the memory of an elephant. That reindeer discussion was several days ago.

    Have you tried light braised elephant rib by any chance?

  123. 123
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    CO – that’s because so many Beeb employees are actually natives from said countries. They mostly have a lefty bent too, which as you know entails ‘pulling the ladder up behind you’.

  124. 124
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Uneasy lies the crown that allows the plebs to have instant communication on up to date cell systems! Whatever happened to good old fashioned jungle drums?

  125. 125
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    … used to be known as ‘positive decline’ I believe.

  126. 126
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Quivering jellies – having been visited by his ‘boys’.

  127. 127
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Mainly because our Dahling Dave reneged on his pre-election promise of introducing measures to allow the plebs to ‘recall’ their MPs.

  128. 128
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Where’s “uncle Jo” when you need him?

  129. 129
    William says:

    Don’t forget Hoon!

  130. 130
    The man on the Clapham omnibus says:

    What a lot Libs are – bent, gay or just stupid.

  131. 131
    M.Oaten, S. Hughes, M.Hancock, J Thorpe, C Huhne, D. Laws says:

    We don’t agree with that.

  132. 132
    keredybretsa says:

    Eggsactly

  133. 133
    Russian Tourist says:

    Did you mean this one?

  134. 134
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    What a thieving dirtbag. Welcome to modern Britain. Ruled by turds and idiots and going down the pan at an increasing rate.

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    How else can they give their full attention to raising the level of criminal activity unless their “needs” are met without any effort from them?

  136. 136
    aussie rules says:

    Yeah he voters in this shithole will never learn,this sceptered isle my arse

  137. 137
    Handycock Pervert says:

    Thanks Grand Master. A great wheeze to get a Brother Doctor on board. All the senior Council Officers are members of the Craft also, I have made sure of that, so they will support the Doctor’s diagnosis about how seriously ill I am. In the meantime, I just need a couple of weeks for my boys to deal with the situation here in Portsmouth. Jahbulon.

  138. 138
    katya and Olga Bonkalot and the girls says:

    Handy darling.. It was great for us all to see you in Strasbourg last week, don’t forget all our expenses will be paid by the FSB courtesy of Vladimir, for your many services rendered to the motherland over the years. Don’t worry about your domestic troubles, if they get too bad we will whisk you out and you can have us 3 at a time, every night in St Petersburg just like Strasbourg last week. Good to see you haven’t lost your touch!

  139. 139
    Portsmouth Pondlife says:

    Handy might be totally uneducated, unable to spell or put a grammatical sentence together but he is far cleverer than most of us in Portsmouth, in with the boys who run the city, and protected by the Freemasons so leave him alone. We like dodgy politicians, crooks and Perverts here. Boaz.

  140. 140
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Jahbulon Gerald.

  141. 141
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    No way. I’m up for it as always. Boaz darling.

  142. 142
    Handy's Boys says:

    Watch it! Jahbulon.

  143. 143
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Be fair, are any politicians competent?

  144. 144
    Eastleigh Voters - This is your Chance says:

    … or they could vote for UKIP. There’s only the one issue that matters – and it’s Europe. The People of Eastleigh have this tremendous opportunity to signal to Cameron, Clegg, Miliband and Von Rumpoy that we mean business – and we want OUT.


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