February 18th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


202 Comments

  1. 1
    Lord bumwatch says:

    Am I first!

  2. 2
    john o'farell - Irish National Socialist says:

    when I heard about the shootings on Utoya I felt a surge of excitement which turned to disappointment as I learned only 77 members of the enemy had been ‘re-educated’. Only a couple of minutes more and we could have killed who knows how many potential Stalins, Hitlers, Thatchers etc?

  3. 3
    P l e b says:

    No one else feels it’s worth commenting on

  4. 4
    Screwed Taxpayer says:

    Another better than average cartoon, Rich.

    It is ridiculous that the taxpayer should pay the lazy little cow Job Seekers allowance while she undertakes nice cushy voluntary work for her own benefit.

    Make the idle bitch sweep the streets if she won’t work in a shop.

  5. 5
    BBC Question Time. says:

    People who work at Poundland are lowlife, unlike the lefty job shy who should have their life of intellectual leisure subsidised by the taxpayer.

  6. 6
    Herman is not a German says:

    Belgian Waffle? That sounds like Herman Van Rompuy.

  7. 7
    Owin Jones says:

    Pulled out in the nick of time. Phew. Sorry, I was away (That’s also the story of my sex life as well)

  8. 8
    Liar.politicians says:

    David Cameron is financially illiterate.

  9. 9
    MIKE OCKITCH says:

    Yet another pile of shite !
    It takes a lot of talent to be consistently fuckin rubbish

  10. 10
    Joss Taskin says:

    As IDS pointed out yesterday on the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation, Terry Leahy, former CEO of Tesco started off in the company by stacking shelves. Why bother these days when you’ve been brought up to believe that it’s your ‘right’ to get ‘entitlements’ and expect them to uprated at/above the rate of inflation every year ?

  11. 11
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Agreed.

  12. 12
    Joyce Thacker = Myra Hindley says:

    university graduates know next to nothing when they leave. 3 years of getting drunk and going to 10 hours of lectures a week breeds a sense of entitlement. they need to understand that having been on the pop for 3 years doesn’t entitle you to a good job. someone will employ you if you can give them some value back. if you can’t find anyone to employ you then you should do something else. poncing off the taxpayer until your perfect non-job arrives shouldn’t be an option. if you can’t find a job you want, go shelf stacking and if you can’t even do that then your 3 years higher education really was a waste.

  13. 13
    Incapable Vince says:

    First we came for the £ 2million ‘mansions……

  14. 14
    Baldrick says:

    I’ll be making a whole new series based on this.

  15. 15
    Omar O'Farell says:

    As I heard of the brave acts of martyrdom by our brothers on the London transport network, I felt a great sense of excitement, tempered only by the disappointment of not having killed more of the infidel who live among us.

  16. 16
    Westminster Gossip says:

    Well done Ian Duncan-Smith yesterday on the AM Show. He is the sort of Minister we need; thoroughly on his subject and able to explain the political constraints holding him back from doing what he knows is right and fair.

    I was very impressed!!

  17. 17
    Steve Miliband says:

    A rich seam of gags

  18. 18
    Nouveau Middle Class BBC Countryfile Twat says:

    ‘Holy Badger’

  19. 19
    Vote UKIP - The Fresh Choice! says:

    Ball(s) gags, I presume?

  20. 20
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Financial illiteracy is a prerequisite for politicians – he can’t be any worse than gordon so don’t worry about it.

  21. 21
    Never give a sucker an even break says:

    I have barely bridge in London to sale to a discerning buyer. Please contact with bank account details in order to take advantage of this once in a lifetiime opportunity.

  22. 22
    A discerning buyer says:

    Bloody Nigerian scammers!

  23. 23
    P l e b says:

    Is it Eric Pickles’ breakfast?
    Or a new sandwich at McDonald’s

  24. 24
    MIKE OCKITCH says:

    The One Term Muppet Useless Dave is in India with a trade delegation to promote Britain’s businesses
    He is introducing a “Same day visa” to make it easier for Indians to get to Britain
    he openly bragged that “net immigration is down 25% under his Gov (fucking liar)
    and that 9 out of 10 Indian visa applications are successful
    So whatis his big idea ? , to flood Britain with Indians so there’s no room for the Eastern European Gypsies ?

  25. 25
    Sam Sung says:

    Jolly boating weather.

  26. 26
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    If Gordon had been even half financially literate we would not be in the mess we are in now. I mean how did he calculate that the 110% mortgages he waved through without any thought were financially sound? And that was definitely not the fault of the USA.

  27. 27
    Huhne's a pretty boy, then? says:

  28. 28
    MIKE OCKITCH says:

    WTF ? Why does a delegation from London Underground need to be there ?
    They can’t all become ticket inspectors ?

  29. 29
    Sam Sung says:

    He’s also a great fuck.

  30. 30
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Eh ? I thought that Northern Rock was a US investment bank. No ?

  31. 31
    Owin Jones says:

    BBC workers are on strike. Unfortunately a few right wingers who read Guido Fawkes’ blog people have decided to stick their fingers up at their fellow colleagues.

    Ooh! I’m a right drama queen now aren’t I ?

  32. 32
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    I don’t know what london underground reps are there for either, a free ride probably, but cameron is finally doing the right thing here. India, China and Brazil are where the growth and the business is whilst EU stagnates.

    These are the countries we need to look to for trade if we are ever to get out of the EU.

  33. 33
    No News says:

    No BBC Breakfast this morning because of strike by BBC news staff.
    :-D

  34. 34
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Don’t tell me they’re on strike for more money and pensions they’re already paid too much.

    Since I don’t watch the biased beeb I’ll not notice they’re not there.

  35. 35
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I want details of all university holiday jobs undertaken by current Cabinet Ministers disclosed by midday today please .

  36. 36
    Steve Miliband says:

    It’s ok the non Union right wingers have stepped in to carry on the productions. Oh wait….

  37. 37
    
    

    Near Tooting Bec did Sadiq Khan
    A Clapham Common Dome decree:
    Where Wandle, putrid river, ran
    Through caverns measureless to man
    Down to a sunless sea.

    There was some anticipation of this post-human archaeological view of Britain with some outstanding stuff from Tachy.

    
    
  38. 38
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Can I have a refund on my licence fee ?

  39. 39
    Sam Sung says:

    Dave’s big idea is the Big Society.

    He wants to make it even bigger by importing thousands of Patels.

  40. 40
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Well I can tell you this darling Cameron fannied about for a couple of weeks in his old man’s stockbroking office.

    He then jetted off for some much needed hold with his mates/

  41. 41
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Doubt it, they will have already spent it on bottles of champagne and 5 star travel.

  42. 42
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    I think her sense of entitlement is an outrage, who the hell does she think she is? I took a series of badly paid non jobs before I found one where the prospects were good and rose up the ladder.I didn’t sit back on welfare and wait for the perfect job for me. I think the UK welfare system is a joke and is encouraging every sponger imaginable to come here. The system needs to be set back to zero and started again.

  43. 43
    Owin Jones says:

    I’ve been a member of NUJ for over 50 years, so you’ll be unsurprised that I’m supporting the BBC strike today.

  44. 44
    Delboy says:

    What is that Vicky Pryce sort at stacking shelves ?

  45. 45
    T'Old Fella says:

    Becks, Cameron is reading from a crib sheet given to him by his speech writers and advisers, if he reads it as written and he has only glanced moments before it is the crib sheet writers fault. Gordy was not an economist so he relied on his writers and advisers, and add to that his sight problems, Dave boy as far as I know hasn’t got a sight problem errors should have been picked up.

  46. 46

    Good morning, sir. I see it is still very cold your way which is probably not doing a lot for your state of happiness with Our Dear Leader! lol

  47. 47
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Jesus. This morning’s coffee was strong. Just pouring water on the ground beans made me run for the shitter.

  48. 48
    T'Old Fella says:

    Topo what

  49. 49
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    What are that Jury doing ?

    They have been out for hours .

  50. 50
    Tony Eden says:

    Have you sacked Patterson yet ?

    He is making the problem even worse .

  51. 51

    If 110% was good for composting our housing market then 135% was even better.

  52. 52
    Fog says:

    “They are angry and frustrated at the poor decisions being taken at the top of the BBC – decisions that are leading to journalists being forced out of their jobs and quality journalism and programming compromised.”

    Quality journalism? hahahaha

  53. 53
    The tit in no. 10 says:

    Just visiting my Common Purpose chums and planning the final destruction of the UK.

  54. 54
    T'Old Fella says:

    “the infidel who live among us” Er shouln’t that be “us who live live among the infidel” you are the minority at the moment

  55. 55
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We will not be able to provide our usual pro Labour news bulletins today as some of our journalists are on strike.

  56. 56
    Owned Jones says:

    Never mind the quality, feel the thickness.

  57. 57
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    He is going to be very busy.

  58. 58
    SP4BS says:

    Poor old geologists. They actually can do something useful. If you need to find a coal seam, oil, or a nice place to put radioactive waste do you ask someone with a degree in history or PPE?

    I know who I’d rather see stacking shelves.

  59. 59

    Might we have to see a re-trial which happens in the instance of hung juries?

    It would be the ultimate in ironical characterisation of this Huhnish saga.

  60. 60
    Disaster Dave says:

    Now Now. Mustn’t rock the boat, must we. We are all striving to move forward into the future in our bankrupt all inclusive caring gay luvving ConLibLab PC paradise.

  61. 61
    Bleubottle says:

    Can I have a glass of champagne please ?

  62. 62
    T'Old Fella says:

    And he has also worked for the Co-op

  63. 63
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Actually Paterson is the only one in the UK who understands what the fuck has been happening with regard to European food imports. Certainly most of the ignorant media and politicians haven’t a bloody clue.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9874184/Owen-Paterson-has-taken-control-of-the-EU-meat-crisis.html

  64. 64
    Disaster Dave says:

    Alas Modbot has just coughed its cornflakes all over the table upon reading my informative constructive comment.

  65. 65
    Ed Miliband says:

    I went to a secondary modern school, and doesn’t it show. It gave me the skill set I needed to be leader of the labour party, cowardice, hypocrisy, negativity, and no morals. My ambition is to create a one nation with that same skill set.

  66. 66
    Hmmm says:

    Lets hope ofarrell is elected, and is seated where Anthony berry sat in the commons.

  67. 67
    One Term Dave says:

    We want as many Indian students as possible to come to the UK. They can then settle here and bring over their extended families to access our free health, education benefit and pension systems. Sometimes I’m so clever I even surprise myself.

  68. 68
    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    The paucity of her argument is exposed when she compares the system to slavery. I don’t remember her being kidnapped in the coastal areas of West Africa, shipped to the Americas chained up and lying in her own waste and then picking cotton 12 hours a day. All this could then be followed up by being the master’s play thing in the evening.

    All she has done is make sure she is virtually unemployable. Who with any sense will take on an employee who resorts to the Human Rights act as soon as she is asked to do something she doesn’t like.

  69. 69
    Sam Sung says:

    He shouldn’t be sacked – he just needs to get more in touch with his feminine side.

  70. 70
    Camel jockeys all around says:

    Are we really sure that the non-infidels are a minority? have you been in a mini-cab recently?

  71. 71
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    No apparent dip.

  72. 72
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Bring back hanging .

  73. 73
    Sam Sung says:

    They’re also good for corner shops.

  74. 74
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Like getting ignorant media hacks to pontificate on climatology and meteorology.

  75. 75
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Whoops! See 58

  76. 76
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Cameron has arrived in India too late .

    Hollande was there last week trying to get the best contracts.

    He even tried to speak in English .

  77. 77
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    So did I and look what happened to me !

  78. 78
    T'Old Fella says:

    O dear tory memories are slipping if he was so good and on message did the tories reject the “Quiet Man” as a leader?

  79. 79
    Geology Prospectors Inc. says:

    We don’t want any left wing skivers like that fuggly young cow in our crew thanks very much.

  80. 80
    Omar O'Farell says:

    not where I live

  81. 81
    In search of the lizards says:

    But Owin you are only 12! Was some of your membership in a previous life? What journal did you scribe for in the previous life?

  82. 82
    T'Old Fella says:

    Gonads dear

  83. 83
    Margaret Moran says:

    Hanging is too good for them!

  84. 84
    anonymous buyer says:

    I spent $120,000,000 on THE SCREAM.

    Will the Libdums tax me on it. If so I’ll……….

  85. 85
    Ed's old teacher says:

    I thought you were a twat

  86. 86
    Nadine's left nipple says:

    He has overseen the exportation of bute ridden English horse carcasses into the European food chain .

    Police should have arrested him by now.

  87. 87
    T'Old Fella says:

    It certainly seems a revolting mixture

  88. 88
    Poser Dave says:

    Let’s get this straight. I’m in India for the dynamic live action TV photo shots opportunities. Showing what a committed cnut I am.

  89. 89
    Delboy says:

    Dont tell me .

    Its his hormones playing up !

  90. 90
    Big Dave from B Wing says:

    Where do you think you wnet wrong Phil? Was it getting caught?

    I’m still looking forward to penetrating Huhne’s intimate circle.

  91. 91
    Owin Jones says:

    How hard can it be to be a BBC journalist? Turn up, read out The Guardian, go home.

  92. 92
    We must unite says:

    On behalf of twats the world over I wish to complain. For us twats to be compared with Ed is very demeaning and an unwarranted slur on our qualities.

  93. 93
    Anonyme says:

    Foquet’s usual time xx

  94. 94
    A reinstated police motorcycle outrider says:

    I will second that !

  95. 95
    Steve Hilton back 31.01.13 says:

    A UK citizen kidnapped in Nigeria by Muslims .

    Billy Hague is now on the telly nearly in tears .

  96. 96
    T'Old Fella says:

    Maybe they are hoping to poach employees from Indian Railways, a lot of them have degrees, IR is continued a top job, well someone has to be capable of managing and building Dave’s £32Billion+ folly

  97. 97
    Spiel Burgers says:

    Jurassic pork sausages contain up to 79% mammoth shock.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Most uni graduates end up in jobs that are nothing to do with their degrees. It’s a monumental waste of money.

  99. 99
    Emma Isaacs says:

    Wish the Indians in the call centres would try to speak in English.

  100. 100
    Gandhi says:

    I’ve got a dirty dhoti.

  101. 101
    Owin Jones says:

    Love the way so many Guido fawkes is deeply obsessed with @OwenJones84 – a psychologist would have a field day.

    I have a feeling that today will be the worst day of my life and I think I’ll burst into tears.

  102. 102
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Of course all those well off lefties who are championing the mansion tax forget that it will require all homes to be re-valued (thousands of more jobs for the Guardian to advertise) and hence we will all pay more council tax.

    Then the threshold will come down from 2 million, there is no way that politicians especially the socialists will be able to resist, of course those in the north (Labour heartlands) won’t be so affected by this.

    Not ONE BBC commentator has actually pointed out that as you bring the threshold down from 2 million you will start to catch more and more middle class families.

    At the moment the red herring of a mansion tax will raise 1.7 billion, we’re BORROWING 125 BILLION a year.

    Only massive rises in taxes for the majority will close that gap unless we cut public spending, which none of the main parties want to do.

    Even if you grew the economy at 5% it would still take years to close that gap and in the meantime the interest we pay on the national debt (which we will never pay down) keeps rising, what is it now about 40 billion a year?

    It’s fucking madness.

  103. 103
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Victoria Derbyshire doesn’t even turn up, she just does it all from London.

  104. 104
    Omar O'Farell says:

    I am a graduate and I did everything from cleaning to farm work and factories. Now I am in a comfortable job that I enjoy. Dole wasn’t considered an option back then, and I’m only 42. A series of shit jobs was
    all part of life. I know what it means to work a shit job and know that with a bit of application I don’t have to do them.

    Thing is about this geology graduate woman who went to court after being asked to get off her arse for a few hours a week, who is going to employ her now? You would be mad to take on someone who would have you in court at the drop of a dole application form! imagine what it’d be like working with her. won’t muck in and clean up because it’s below her, won’t come to work when there’s a dusting of snow, wants a new desk and computer ‘health and safety’.

  105. 105
    Conspiracy Watch says:

    This is probably the common purpose faction who are trying to get the non-common purpose faction expelled.

    All those striking who are CP grads should be immediately dismissed.

    Further investigation should take place to identify any CP sleeper agents which remain.

  106. 106
    Lord Stansted says:

    “BBC” and “working” are mutually exclusive.

  107. 107

    Anyone like Cara Delevingne?

    I do.

  108. 108
    Byers and Moores says:

    A good day to bury bad news. We’ve used this ourselves.

  109. 109
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    I only sold six beef burgers in my takeaway last Saturday night .

    I am ruined I tell you .

    If I knew how the burgers from the cash and carry were contaminated I would never have done all those things the Environmental Health Officer wanted .

    If I cant sell the beef I cant pay the Council tax !

  110. 110
    Omar O'Farell says:

    agreed. but it’s fine, they can study what they want as long as they pay for it. in the old days you did what you were good at to get a job and contribute to society and the state paid. now everyone wants to go and do something for themselves – which is ok, as long as the rest of us don’t pick up the tab.

  111. 111
    Switch off the lights and sack the BBC lefties says:

    Just as when the traffic lights get a power cut and the traffic moves ever so much more freely without big brother control. The BBC news journos are on strike and their news is free from left wing luvvy bias.

  112. 112
    Sir William Wade says:

    Who’s it supposed to be?

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    have not seen one within vicinity of lady integrity either…perhaps it is just how the world is. have you?
    .
    politicians are just too weak willed … even those who may have started with good intentions…
    .
    do we accept.

  114. 114
    T'Old Fella says:

    Scweem and scweem and scweem?

  115. 115
    Omar O'Farell says:

    and IDS is right to pick a fight with Europe over benefits. you’d think they were trying to make people hate the EU and immigration.

    likewise with the Islamist nutter calling for a jihad but claiming UK benefits. you think this makes me want to pay taxes? or that I should think immigration is a benefit?

    I want benefits to be much more generous but only to be paid to those genuinely in need to tide them over between the (abundant) jobs.

  116. 116
    Lefties and Adolf are bed mates says:

    Bring back the poll tax. It is the only fair way to pay for services.

    Would it be legal for a retailer to have a range of prices for a loaf of bread depending on your assets and not your ability to pay?

  117. 117
    Samuel Taylor Co*leridge says:

    “It is an ancient ‘Moniker’…”
    But he never stoppeth, FFS!

  118. 118
    gaddaffi's chauffeur says:

    My understanding of the situation is that beef products have been contaminated by both horse and pork meat in more or less equal amounts .

    Because English people are squeamish about eating horse the Press lead on this . The pork mix from a health point of view is more serious .

    Although horse has never been on the Uk menu it is generally regarded as a cheap lean and nutritious meal.

  119. 119
    Omar O'Farell says:

    let the Indians come and study but just don’t let them end up working in petrol stations. that’s unskilled work and we have plenty of geology graduates that could do it.

  120. 120
    David 'No Idea' Cameron says:

    Bloody hell, I’d better buy a few more scratchcards.

  121. 121
    Wet behind the ears says:

    What a shop would look like if it were stacked by a precocious child who has just left cosseted further education.

  122. 122
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    {Immigrants must live in Britain for a year before claiming benefits, says welfare minister
    Migrants from the European Union will be forced to live in Britain for up to a year before they can claim benefits, under plans outlined by Iain Duncan Smith, the welfare minister.}

    HAS ANYONE TOLD THE SCOTS?

  123. 123
    Omar O'Farell says:

    I was surprised that ‘Moscow calling’ wasn’t on radio 4 at 6.15 when I got up. quite a pleasant surprise

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Higher education was expanded in the late 80s and 90s partly as a means to massage the mass unemployment figures, and partly under the delusion that sh1tty service economy jobs needed highly qualified personal to basically do stuff people with O and A levels could do.

    All part of that glorious post industrial future the Liblabcon decided Britain should wander off into.

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    is he a poet?
    perhaps just aspirational?
    poets do cut thru dross……
    perhaps mr waffle should work on it…but then waffle may hide true intention…
    …in an case…lovely morning!

  126. 126
    gaddaffi's chauffeur says:

    One of those Indians phoned me once and said I had won a free Phone .

    thirty minutes later, during which he had failed to sign me up to a phone contract,the penny had not dropped that i was taking the piss .

    Needless to say the free phone never arrived !

  127. 127
    Chuka meets team Obama...Team Obama asks who is Chuka? says:

  128. 128
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    BBC news readers earn around 100k a year, by reading from auto-cue. And still they strike – please explain why.

  129. 129
    Billy Br@gg and the CBI says:

    We need more immigrants. Britain is short of people. Businesses and the Labour party are crying out for new coolies and voting fodder.

  130. 130
    The Beast of Oldland Common says:

    They should have five years stamps before using NHS.

  131. 131
    P. H. Dee says:

    Easy. You would do it Alphabetically

    Abalone to Zabaglione

  132. 132
    Owin Jones says:

    It feels so fucking good not having to go into school today…but I have school on wednesday….FOR A WHOLE DAY OF POLITICS CATCH UP.

  133. 133
    M says:

    Can the tax payer take her to court because its against our human rights to go to work so that she doesn’t have to

  134. 134
    EU Watch says:

    Agreed: And that article does not mention that the UK does not have the right to ban imports of tainted EU products either.

    In the absence of real economic sanction whatever happens over there, the current system is still unworkable.

    It is good what Paterson has done, but even if they do get things cleaned up, there is zero guarantee that this will not happen again in the future and the simple message is that any food imports from the EU can simply not be trusted and should be tested before introduction into local food chain.

    The switching in of Ch!nese products mentioned is somewhat worrying. Those products are banned as they contain contaminants which are certainly not fit for human consumption.

    Google Ch!na food scandals for more details. Ch!nese Garl!c is currently the biggest contraband causing issue.

  135. 135
    BBC spokesliar says:

    We want to be paid by the syllable.

  136. 136
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    I think you will find they are still in bed.

  137. 137
    OMG!!!! says:

    Lord Peter Mandelson and Labour Streatham MP British-born Nigerian citizen Chuka Umunna appeared glued together during the dinner and evening roundtable conference. Lord Mandelson one of the controversial politicians during the Blair-Brown era was seen several times discussing passionate issues and political strategies with the young Labour MP Chuka who listened with rapt attention the way students would listen to their headteacher.

    http://thestreetjournal.org/2013/02/6722/

  138. 138
    Sir William Wade says:

    Working for the pompous, overpaid, talentless, complacent suits who preside over the BBC must be pretty darn annoying, even if your job is only to wear a nice frock or suit, smile, and read an autocue.

  139. 139
    Buzby Berkely says:

    We wish your Dad had too!

  140. 140
  141. 141
    Common Purpose Directives says:

    Common Purpose just got kicked out of Malaysia, and have had to leg it from L!bya.

    Bit of solidarity with the other parasites and toys being thrown from the pram is all.

    Most are on contract, not payroll, so should be easy to fire them.

  142. 142
    Aetius says:

    I thought I’d rid Europe of the Huhnes at the battle of Chalons-sur-Marne.

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    you have to laugh though when we are being scammed by no less than the president himself by naming himself Mr GoodLuck.
    but then a good deed is aways paid back.
    .
    though wishing the land of scam…goodluck.

    is anything happening on the quiet in nigeria that we are being put off by looking into…… a good place to bury bad secrets? all hidden in plain sight and all that….well you never know…

  144. 144
  145. 145
    Muzzie Watch says:

    Let our friends from the peaceful faith know that, and then give the more passionate ones some Eurostar tickets to Brussels.

  146. 146
    Sam Sung says:

    Gay love is the most beautiful love imaginable

  147. 147
    John O'Farrell says:

    I’ve been banging on about communicating left wing ideas for ages, and Owen Jones puts the case brilliantly here .

    http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/the-left-should-learn-about-plain-speaking-from-george-galloway-8498536.html

  148. 148
    Casual Observer says:

    You really are taking this bedroom tax thing to heart, aren’t you ?

    Occupy bedroom movement in the offing ?

  149. 149
    Mike Handycock Teen Fondler says:

    Looks more like my sort than a proper adult loving chaps’s type? Boaz

  150. 150
    Devil's Advocate says:

    She should perhaps retrain and go into the legal profession ?

  151. 151
    Sam Sung says:

    Let’s hope it was superglue.

    Hasn’t Chuka’s arsehole suffered enough?

  152. 152
    REALITY CHECK says:

    Owen Jones and brilliant in the same sentence ?? Don’t be daft !!!!

  153. 153
    Casual Observer says:

    The tax payer was subsidizing the payroll at Poundland.

    She is irrelevant. It is the undermining of free job market that is the real problem.

  154. 154

    She has 457,091 Twitter followers. Our host is about to break the 100,000 mark.

    Not my bag (Not speaking about Cara BTW who seems very sensible), this Twitter business, but counts for a lot to many others.

    Mentioned for a reason I could not even begin to explain.

  155. 155
    The Communist Takeover of the UK says:

    One of the goals:

    Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as “normal, natural, healthy.”

  156. 156
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Here’s a serious question for the young Ms Reilly: Suppose the geology you studied allows you to get a job finding oil and gas deposits capable of being accessed through fracking– do you do it, or do you decide that you owe a moral debt of gratitude to all the Lefties supporting you now, and eschew that sort of work? I mean to say, I’m all in favour of your being able putting your education to good and productive use, and this would “seam” like one, wouldn’t you say?

  157. 157
    Con Artists says:

    But the job centre wouldn’t make Mohammed or Fatima stack shelves would they….

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    this comment on the BBC is both thoughtful and grounded.
    as to what could and should happen next at the BBC remains clouded
    can anyone shed some light.

  159. 159
    Emma Isaacs says:

    In bed with who ?
    We should be told.

  160. 160
    Owned Jones says:

    I’ve got an old-fashioned 100W bulb stuck up my arse.

  161. 161
    Rat's arse says:

    My Gran used to say that there is dignity in any job, as long as it’s done correctly, AND SHE WAS RIGHT.

    That woman is a bone idle mare and I would just love to wipe that smug look off her face.

    By the way Guido, the cartoon was quite funny (never thought I’d say that!).

  162. 162
    hmmmm says:

    …to make him feel a bigger c+nt than he already is.

  163. 163
    Rat's arse says:

    Me neither nell. Just wish I didn’t have to pay the ‘tele tax’, but I really don’t fancy getting a criminal record.

  164. 164
    vacuous ballbag says:

    Oh God cant you just see the gormless fucking twat trying his damnedest over there to have someone say that he is the UK’s Obama.

  165. 165
    Black Adder says:

    At last they dumped you from Time Team, where you have been leaping around in a farcical manner pretending to do meaningful archaeological digs in 3 days. You are a thoroughly irritating little left wing poseur. Fuck off into oblivion.

  166. 166
    Crowing Bob - council house tenant says:

    We, the unions funded her and I am assured she meets all our employment criteria and few more like being a hypocrite, a slacker, and gifted with verbal diarrohia

  167. 167
    St. Vince of Cable. says:

    Error – I should have said that the Lib Dems would be happy to vote with Labour ON ALL ISSUES.
    Nick Clegg and Simon Hughes both agree with me – but pssst It is a secret.

  168. 168
    BBC - Bring Back Communism. says:

    We have to look after our left wing brethren.

  169. 169
    Owen Jones is a Gay Lefter says:

    Just stay bent over like that for a minute, while I connect the socket. Then 230 volts should light up your arse nicely, you horrible little cnut.

  170. 170
    Pundit Too. says:

    India is in a bit of an ecoomic meltdown and higher than normal corruption scandals. So even UK graduates cannot find work, though the BBC believes differently of course.
    Indian government seriously considering cancelling a $750 million Italian helicopter contract through extreme corruption charges – so maybe Wavy Dave can pick it up?
    Indian student / tourist to replace Moslem student / tourists? At least its less dangerous.
    But Dave should be in South America, China and Australia, not India.

  171. 171
    Pundit Too. says:

    Wonderful this morning on radio 4 to have 3 interesting repeats from 07-30 to 09-00 instead of the loony lefties on the Toady Programme.
    Unfortunately at 09-00 they went back to their lefty taking heads, so moved to radio 3.
    Ironic that the lefty BBC should have union problems. They state 7000 have been let go but these are real workers, and not their party affiliates in management, editorships and presenters.
    Even Helen Boaden got promoted instead of sacked.

  172. 172
    Pundit too too says:

    Its a she, and she only serves them tea and coffee.

  173. 173
    Toady Programme - bbc radio 4 flagship (sunk) says:

    We have moved on from this situation. We are now Hanoi Calling.

  174. 174
    Anne Clueless says:

    Oh I don’t know I was good with food items in my past incarnation, and I am always sought after by BBC for logical answers and left wing rants.

  175. 175
    london man uk says:

    Buy kosher and hallal meat No problems.salem alkoomm.

  176. 176
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    you mistake was in spelling bank8rupt correctly.

  177. 177
    Reilly in a real quandary. says:

    I have lost my moral compass through stacking shelves.
    I hope to find it when I get a job I like and it pays a lot of money.

  178. 178
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Agreed, a lovely morning for a crispy waffle covered in strawberry jam and ice cream. Now you’ve made me feel a bit peckish!

  179. 179
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Pop across to “Capitalists@Work” to read about Cable’s unutterable and unremitting lunacy.

    If he was a horse he would have been put out to grass years ago.

  180. 180
    BBC Big Brother Comptroller says:

    We now have a new scam. We have a charity called BBC Media formed to promote and consult on media to foreign countries.
    Currently we are seeking a project manager in London, but s/he must have the right left wing credentials and commitment.
    We are so clever we are even sourcing DFID funding.

  181. 181
    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    Not much – apart from the odd (daily) kidnapping of expats for ransom. And a wee spot of mayhem down in the oil producing regions. Otherwise all quiet, Captain.

    PS: I’m still waiting for your bank details..

  182. 182
    Obama the Second says:

    Hey your situation is bad, but you should see my situation that has been so carefully orchestrated. We will just print more money, inflation rises, and reduces our debt.

  183. 183
    Pundit Too. says:

    Neither can I.
    Interesting that a survey shows 50% of people join Facebook to monitor their children. What on earth do you need to join twitter for?

  184. 184
    Abdul of Barking says:

    Try selling it as horseburger.
    According to the meat agency horse meat sales have gone up 1000% admittedly on a low base line.

  185. 185
    NRA - Your friend in need. says:

    They will send him to the tradesman’s entrance.
    I bet he knows nothing of American business ethos, and will finish up boasting about his wealth, holidays, and family.

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    enjoy.
    but burn off the inches.

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    pls contact OH.
    he handles the finances,
    all the best.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    ps… how is the spicy olive trade.
    und hubby is averse to garlic on valentine.
    may delicious fortune remain… for delicious fawkes.

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    horses like all love kindness.

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    thankyou. it is good to be reminded number 8.
    power is expansive but its excess must be neutered by balance. so very kind. thanku once arghain.

  191. 191
    Anonymous says:

    comment 1. all on benefit should take any job.
    comment 2.those who are overpaid should get our sympathy.
    .
    if the beeb is to be singled out then the complainer should have a remedy in mind…else we just become a nation of moaners…. exactly what should not happen?
    .
    we need to geton with it stoically..both the Queen and the new Chinese chief are exemplars.

  192. 192
    Anonymous says:

    on indan tele lizards are increasingly appearing in the home cooked curry.
    guffaw.con.guffaw

  193. 193
    Anonymous says:

    the ministry of lurve has spoken?
    guffaw.con.guffaw

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    wonder what was the view of steve hilton when asked about the apprently authentic.not twitter account.
    .
    did he say that guffaw.con.guffaw twitter account was not his.

  195. 195
    Selling satay by the shore says:

    Where can I find out more about that?

  196. 196
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Still waiting for the missing 2 million new Sun readers following the Geedo transfer saga.

  197. 197
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    You can tell all your local customers that they are beefburgers they are hamburgers.

    Oh. wait a minute…

  198. 198
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    * they are NOT beef…. etc

  199. 199
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Yup – and not postage stamps either.

  200. 200
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Blind leading the deaf.

  201. 201
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Another victim of Liebore’s ejerkashun policies. Halal means the way it is killed – not what meat it is.

  202. 202
    Swollen Glands says:

    Use your bloody PC, find the aggregators like btv and watch what you want when you want to. Then you have no obligation to pay the BBC who pay stupid c**ts vast sums of money.


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