February 18th, 2013

Dave’s Discreet Food Bank Drop In

As Guido reported in his Sun column yesterday – and the Sunday Mirror “exclusively” revealed on page 2 – Dave has been on a secret no photo-op visit to a food bank. The PM was regularly coming under heavy fire for claiming the six-fold rise in food banks across the country was a sign of the Big Society in action and eventually promised to pop down to one. Last week he wrote to Luciana Berger, telling her he had “visited a local food bank on 9 February 2013”. For some reason he forgot to invite the usual camera crew along…


  1. 1
    Foodbankfeast says:

    And just told a journalist about it

  2. 2
    Trinny says:

    Was he hungry?

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    six is a happy number, just one from seven the number of truth.

  4. 4
    Foodbankfeast says:

    Cripes !!!
    The kebab that dare not speak its name will be upset
    I was first to post a shite comment

  5. 5
    RIP says:

    Richard Briers RIP

  6. 6
    damned impertinent questions says:

    PMs salary doesn’t go far these days. Or did he make a deposit perhaps? All those packs of Findus burgers have to go somewhere now we cannot feed them o the kids


  7. 7
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Just check out your local benefits office in a Liebore shithole.

    Fat bastards waddling along with a fag hanging out of their mouths and their fat arse hanging out of their pants.

    Food poverty my fuckin’ arse.

    Lose some weight and get a fuckin’ job you bone idle layabouts!

  8. 8
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Did he pick up any good bargains?

  9. 9
    Ed Balls says:

    We admit that perhaps there has been a light touch regulation of foodbanks

  10. 10
    Common Purpose twats says:

    Love Bill Q’s comment of the day. Owen Jones and Mehdi Hasan are basically the same person.

  11. 11
    Hot Dog says:

    Was he just horsing around then ?

  12. 12
    Monkey Spanker says:

    Mehdi is more polite.

  13. 13
    Monkey Spanker says:

    Gathering direct evidence for the Francis report ?

  14. 14
    Ox Femme says:

    let them eat horse

  15. 15
    Centre Parting says:

    light touch paper and retire

  16. 16
    Foodbankfeast says:

    He is skint now that er indoors has stopped working
    Live within you means Dave
    Be Prudent like McMental
    Only fly Business class and award public money to your wife and her dyke lover
    You will be out of a job in 2015 so start making plans

  17. 17
    Foodbankfeast says:

    He had a Goodlife !

  18. 18
    Evie Lennon says:

    Yes, RIP Richard Briers. A true gentleman.

  19. 19
    Joke candidate for a joke party says:

    How ironic. I never found John O’Farrell funny until he announced he was standing for parliament. That had me in hysterics.

  20. 20
    Finduskeepusfeast says:

    What happened to that old nag that Dave used to ride?
    And no . I am not reffering to the ex Mrs Kemp

  21. 21
    Samcam says:

    I told you to get two cans of Stella, not vegetarian transvestite haricot beans ffs

    You really are a useless prat Dave.

  22. 22
    Evie Lennon says:

    FFS Guido, stop nit-picking! If these so called poverty stricken people are so hungry, why do you see a lot of them boozed up, smoking God knows what and morbidly obese?

    I’m sick and tired of the carping.

  23. 23
    David Cameron says:

    I’m off for a quick food bank.

  24. 24
    Finduskeepusfeast says:

    His lungs were shot!
    His last words were ONO
    Just IMAGINE how that must have felt

  25. 25
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    BBC News 24. Only one news reader per extended shift. So why do they need two news readers per shorter normal shift length?

  26. 26
    Popeye says:

    Did he get his freebies?

  27. 27

    What core ratio do these food banks have to keep under Basel III?

  28. 28
    Owin Jones says:

    I’m fortunate enough to come every 2 seconds at peak periods :(

  29. 29
    One Term Dave says:

    Today I dropped off a case of Fyndus Lasagne, a case of Tosco Value Burgers, a crate of Aldiniti Spagetti Bolongnese at my local food bank.

    Imagine my surprise as I was told to fuck off by the ungrateful living dead.

  30. 30
    STuN says:

    Bet he didn’t make a deposit!

  31. 31
    Finduskeepusfeast says:

    I can feel two hands of destiny on my shoulders handsome boy
    Can I rely on your vote?

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    I knew a person that was in fuel poverty. He could not afford the fuel to go the 20 miles to work.

    So open up a fuel poverty garage. People can then come along in the morning and get fuel, if their cars are clearly empty.

    Obviously no one will turn up. Just like no one turns up to food kitchens. Why would they?

  33. 33
    yeah, right... says:

    Easy to afford fags and Ace if your weekly food shop is free from a food bank.

    Thank goodness for well meaning middle class people with a guilt trip.

  34. 34
    Monkey Spanker says:

    Correction: He is a useful idiot.

  35. 35
    50 Shades of Socialist bollox under the guise of Conservatism says:

    To be fair it probably slipped his mind as he was to engrossed with ensuring party members who tell the truth about Nazism, get thrown out the party.

  36. 36
    Draper's Dolly says:

    Owen Jones alias the Ranting Rectum.

  37. 37
    Steve Jobs says:

    One Ipad for boss to 5 staff, same as Basel Fawlty.

  38. 38
    Sir William Wade says:

    Most of the country is in tax poverty, spending well over 15% of household income on Government.

  39. 39
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    RIP. One of the old school gents.

  40. 40
    Jimmy says:

    He probably didn’t want you knowing the location.

  41. 41
    Finduskeepusfeast says:

    Read the Bible or indeed the Quran
    Every bit of advice that you need is there
    Drs ?
    Most are idiots!
    Teachers ?
    Wankers most of them
    Soldiers ?
    simple solutions that work

  42. 42

    Thank you for that. Can the needy use their iPhones to locate these emporia?

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    that smile will be wiped from your coupon when labour wins

  44. 44
    I wrore imagine no possessions in my mansion shortly b4 I jetted off into tax exile in The USA says:

    Are you refering to me perchance ?

  45. 45
    Crosby, Stills & Nash says:

    Don’t diss our heroes.

  46. 46
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Get on your bike.

    20 miles is nothing. I could do that in an hour easy.

  47. 47
    Sir William Wade says:

    Thanks to the RSPCA and Defra, huge numbers of healthy, edible farm animals are slaughtered and their carcasses destroyed every year. We make up the shortfall by importing foreign muck from animals kept in horrible conditions and filled with steroids.

    Makes sense?

  48. 48
    Monkey Spanker says:

    Not defending them, but those poverty stricken are a poverty and are the product of socialism.

    A main reason they are a bit slow and morbidly obese is because of the diet they are on (high in calories / sugar, low in actual nutrition), and some of the habits they follow (alcohol slows metabolism, smoking screws up insulin cycle).

    If only their fertility rate could be brought down, but that likely has and is not advertised.

    Really you are looking at the h0locaust of Labour policy which was not contained in the hospitals.

  49. 49
    Monkey Spanker says:

    More to do with EU regulations.

  50. 50
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    What next, Quantative Easing for foodbanks. LOL

  51. 51
    Steve Jobs says:

    Yes, in theory, but you may be directed to the middle of a lake. Download google maps if you are desperate to find a food bank.

  52. 52
    T. Crapper says:

    Quantitative Easing.

    Isn’t this what we used to call having a good shit?

  53. 53
    Woke up this morning realised Today was gone says:

    Can I just say I am fully behind the striking Journos at The BBC and would support even more strike action.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    he was the GL

  55. 55
  56. 56
    Back in The EUSSR says:

    Ah, that makes sense !

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    and what % have poverty of imagination?

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    unsure whether it makes sense to eat meat……?

  59. 59
    Memphis says:

    Your name will be the first line of my new blues song.

  60. 60
    Gordon Brown says:

    I left a deposit on the floor at the food bank.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    qe is the world of the phd.

    phull of horse d.*hit.
    castor oil more app.

  62. 62
    Foragingfeast says:

    Why import meat?
    We have more than enough, it’s isnsanity
    I live in West London I can find a Canada Goose in 10 minutes (yes I do )
    Pigeons galore

  63. 63
    Bob Crowe says:

    Now my members …

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    The story should be tagged under “twat alert”.

  65. 65
    Howard Hughes says:

    er, I’ve got a spruce goose .. any good?

  66. 66
    P l e b says:

    “David Cameron ‘must have difficult conversation’ with India about poverty…”

    Cameron : “Dr Singh, much as it pains me to do so, I must raise the issue of poverty.”
    Dr Singh : “I understand why this would be hard for you to ask for help. Here’s some of that ultra hot curry – you can take it to the food banks you have over there.”

  67. 67
    Mark wouters says:

    The Tories are —- sucking fascists

  68. 68
    Happy man says:

    Haven’t listened to Toady for ages. Or watched Question Time.

  69. 69
    T'Old Fella says:

    Dave just wanted to see what poor people looked like

  70. 70
    Rob Roy says:

    David Cameron is a bigger Hunt than I thought he was .

    Just seen him playing cricket in India. He was batting, hitting the ball all over the place and running .

    The thing is the punka walla of a bowler was obviously under instructions to bowl a few donkey drops to help out the fat bastard who was batting resplendent in shirt and tie !

    We will all be pleased to know that Dave whilst in India has proudly announced he has cut the number of ethnics getting into the UK by 25 per cent but any Indian Student clutching a fistful of sterling will be fast tracked into the country .

    What a complete and utter count.

  71. 71
    Bert Camus says:

    The Big Society is with us !

    Long may Food Banks continue !

    French Socialists love them .

    It means they can go round being sanctimonious to the poor and indulgent in their own conceit.

  72. 72
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Perhaps he took all the food back to Westminster to give to “. Wilfred. ”

  73. 73
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Dictatorial blowjobs then .

  74. 74
    The wizz says:

    Win what, the egg and spoon race?

  75. 75
    Ruling Elite says:

    Food banks should only be available to the aspiring poor. Boring people

  76. 76

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