February 18th, 2013

Dave’s Discreet Food Bank Drop In

As Guido reported in his Sun column yesterday – and the Sunday Mirror “exclusively” revealed on page 2 – Dave has been on a secret no photo-op visit to a food bank. The PM was regularly coming under heavy fire for claiming the six-fold rise in food banks across the country was a sign of the Big Society in action and eventually promised to pop down to one. Last week he wrote to Luciana Berger, telling her he had “visited a local food bank on 9 February 2013”. For some reason he forgot to invite the usual camera crew along…


  1. 1
    Foodbankfeast says:

    And just told a journalist about it


  2. 2
    Trinny says:

    Was he hungry?


    • 8
      Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

      Did he pick up any good bargains?


    • 13
      Monkey Spanker says:

      Gathering direct evidence for the Francis report ?


    • 16
      Foodbankfeast says:

      He is skint now that er indoors has stopped working
      Live within you means Dave
      Be Prudent like McMental
      Only fly Business class and award public money to your wife and her dyke lover
      You will be out of a job in 2015 so start making plans


  3. 5
    RIP says:

    Richard Briers RIP


  4. 6
    damned impertinent questions says:

    PMs salary doesn’t go far these days. Or did he make a deposit perhaps? All those packs of Findus burgers have to go somewhere now we cannot feed them o the kids



  5. 7
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Just check out your local benefits office in a Liebore shithole.

    Fat bastards waddling along with a fag hanging out of their mouths and their fat arse hanging out of their pants.

    Food poverty my fuckin’ arse.

    Lose some weight and get a fuckin’ job you bone idle layabouts!


    • 32
      Anonymous says:

      I knew a person that was in fuel poverty. He could not afford the fuel to go the 20 miles to work.

      So open up a fuel poverty garage. People can then come along in the morning and get fuel, if their cars are clearly empty.

      Obviously no one will turn up. Just like no one turns up to food kitchens. Why would they?


  6. 9
    Ed Balls says:

    We admit that perhaps there has been a light touch regulation of foodbanks


  7. 10
    Common Purpose twats says:

    Love Bill Q’s comment of the day. Owen Jones and Mehdi Hasan are basically the same person.


  8. 11
    Hot Dog says:

    Was he just horsing around then ?


  9. 14
    Ox Femme says:

    let them eat horse


  10. 19
    Joke candidate for a joke party says:

    How ironic. I never found John O’Farrell funny until he announced he was standing for parliament. That had me in hysterics.


  11. 20
    Finduskeepusfeast says:

    What happened to that old nag that Dave used to ride?
    And no . I am not reffering to the ex Mrs Kemp


  12. 21
    Samcam says:

    I told you to get two cans of Stella, not vegetarian transvestite haricot beans ffs

    You really are a useless prat Dave.


  13. 22
    Evie Lennon says:

    FFS Guido, stop nit-picking! If these so called poverty stricken people are so hungry, why do you see a lot of them boozed up, smoking God knows what and morbidly obese?

    I’m sick and tired of the carping.


    • 33
      yeah, right... says:

      Easy to afford fags and Ace if your weekly food shop is free from a food bank.

      Thank goodness for well meaning middle class people with a guilt trip.


    • 48
      Monkey Spanker says:

      Not defending them, but those poverty stricken are a poverty and are the product of socialism.

      A main reason they are a bit slow and morbidly obese is because of the diet they are on (high in calories / sugar, low in actual nutrition), and some of the habits they follow (alcohol slows metabolism, smoking screws up insulin cycle).

      If only their fertility rate could be brought down, but that likely has and is not advertised.

      Really you are looking at the h0locaust of Labour policy which was not contained in the hospitals.


  14. 23
    David Cameron says:

    I’m off for a quick food bank.


  15. 25
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    BBC News 24. Only one news reader per extended shift. So why do they need two news readers per shorter normal shift length?


    • 41
      Finduskeepusfeast says:

      Read the Bible or indeed the Quran
      Every bit of advice that you need is there
      Drs ?
      Most are idiots!
      Teachers ?
      Wankers most of them
      Soldiers ?
      simple solutions that work


  16. 27

    What core ratio do these food banks have to keep under Basel III?


  17. 28
    Owin Jones says:

    I’m fortunate enough to come every 2 seconds at peak periods :(


  18. 29
    One Term Dave says:

    Today I dropped off a case of Fyndus Lasagne, a case of Tosco Value Burgers, a crate of Aldiniti Spagetti Bolongnese at my local food bank.

    Imagine my surprise as I was told to fuck off by the ungrateful living dead.


  19. 40
    Jimmy says:

    He probably didn’t want you knowing the location.


  20. 47
    Sir William Wade says:

    Thanks to the RSPCA and Defra, huge numbers of healthy, edible farm animals are slaughtered and their carcasses destroyed every year. We make up the shortfall by importing foreign muck from animals kept in horrible conditions and filled with steroids.

    Makes sense?


  21. 53
    Woke up this morning realised Today was gone says:

    Can I just say I am fully behind the striking Journos at The BBC and would support even more strike action.


  22. 60
    Gordon Brown says:

    I left a deposit on the floor at the food bank.


  23. 66
    P l e b says:

    “David Cameron ‘must have difficult conversation’ with India about poverty…”

    Cameron : “Dr Singh, much as it pains me to do so, I must raise the issue of poverty.”
    Dr Singh : “I understand why this would be hard for you to ask for help. Here’s some of that ultra hot curry – you can take it to the food banks you have over there.”


  24. 67
    Mark wouters says:

    The Tories are —- sucking fascists


  25. 70
    Rob Roy says:

    David Cameron is a bigger Hunt than I thought he was .

    Just seen him playing cricket in India. He was batting, hitting the ball all over the place and running .

    The thing is the punka walla of a bowler was obviously under instructions to bowl a few donkey drops to help out the fat bastard who was batting resplendent in shirt and tie !

    We will all be pleased to know that Dave whilst in India has proudly announced he has cut the number of ethnics getting into the UK by 25 per cent but any Indian Student clutching a fistful of sterling will be fast tracked into the country .

    What a complete and utter count.


  26. 71
    Bert Camus says:

    The Big Society is with us !

    Long may Food Banks continue !

    French Socialists love them .

    It means they can go round being sanctimonious to the poor and indulgent in their own conceit.


  27. 72
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Perhaps he took all the food back to Westminster to give to “. Wilfred. ”


  28. 75
    Ruling Elite says:

    Food banks should only be available to the aspiring poor. Boring people


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