February 15th, 2013

Ed in Eastleigh Tomorrow


71 Comments

  1. 1
    I rest my case m'lud says:

    Errrrggghhhhh!!!!

  2. 2
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    John O’Farrell: “Hello David”

  3. 3
    Ed Ballski says:

    Is that the sound of Ed Miliband squeezing out a policy?

  4. 4
  5. 5
    The Public says:

    Is he bringing in a Brother Tax?

  6. 6
    PDPGB says:

    Talk about flogging a dead horse – neigh, neigh, and thrice neigh

  7. 7
    Fratricidal Politics says:

    Its the sound the knife made going in between David’s shoulder blades

  8. 8
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    You mean he’s leaving the Islington chatterati and not heading into Labour heartlands?
    How will he cope?

  9. 9
    And what else is the left up to tomorrow ? says:

  10. 10
    PC Savage says:

    I wonder how Ed would answer if someone were to ask him why his candidate recommends the state pimping Pippa Middelton as a high class whore?

    Just asking.

  11. 11
    The Far Right says:

    No. That is some draft legislation relating to the issue of consummation of gay marriage.

  12. 12
    Andy Burnham says:

    Can I help ?

  13. 13
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Where’s the ‘delete’ button ?

  14. 14

    Lets hope the residents of Eastleigh don’t pass up the opportunity for a good egging.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Can Cameron be sure that he didn’t eat the horse that was lent to him by Brooks?

  16. 16
    Ed Miliband says:

    Why is everyone being Eastleigh to me?

  17. 17
    albacore says:

    What type of policy, insurance, perchance?
    With his best clown suit on, if he does a dance
    And chances to trip up on those great, long shoes
    He can’t risk the N H S cooking his goose

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    The Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority said today it is to investigate expenses claims submitted by Mid-Bedfordshire MP Nadine Dorries. More details soon …

  19. 19
    Ed Megashambles says:

    I say WUNASHUN. How do you like my no policy policy?

  20. 20
    Margaret Moran says:

    Hanging’s too good for them!

  21. 21
    Dennis McShane says:

    Typical Tory fiddler.

  22. 22
    Dennis McShane's brief says:

    Allegedly.

  23. 23
    BBC politics is controlled by Labour says:

    Not an actual policy, a fag packet uncosted sick joke policy. Even balls was embarrassed. Nobody asked him how much the poor will actually benefit, least of all his union baron masters. Answer, next to zero. Ed preaches class war politics far sicker than anyone in politics for decades under the guise of one nation. Now it really does seem to have gone to his head, he thinks he is the real thing and will be the next PM. Its just getting worse. There is a chink of light though, someone on the BBC made a joke about him recently. Of course they lost their job and are being rehabilitated in Mid Staffs hospital but it is a start.

  24. 24
    Casual Observer says:

    Will be curious to see what the police horse federation make of it.

  25. 25
    A Spad says:

    You stick with Leigh Andy. They don’t want you rough northern chappies up East.

  26. 26
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Will anyone recognise me outside the Westminster Bubble ?


  27. 27
    Curly says:

    First Huhne and now Millipede. The voters of Eastleigh should bring a harassment and cruelty to people case.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    is he bringing tom “fatty” watson – i only ask so tescos can order some more donuts

  29. 29
    David Cheater says:

    Steady on !

  30. 30
    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour briefing for party activists only says:

    its been a close shave but we managed to cobble together that splurge of rehashed nonsense just in time for eastleigh – as least they got a new set of jokes to spoof the electorate with…well done everyone good effort

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    he sheep in Eastleigh will of course vote for the liblabcon parties, who advocate a United States of Europe, but spend their time of course telling you and persuading you that they don’t, and that at some time far into the future, you will of course get a referendum!

    When you put your cross against their names very soon, you will have absolutely no right to moan when they sign you up to the next all embracing union treaty,taking away even more of each own countries sovereign powers.

    You have been warned many times now, so I guess you do really want a United States of Europe yourselves then?

  32. 32
    Jimmy Savile says:

    One of my old wheezes, talking to wannabe-journo kids; after all, they’re coming to YOU, not t’other way ’round– you’re learning, Jonesy lad!

  33. 33
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

  34. 34
    u tube if you want to - says:

    most of the u tube shit thats posted needs binning although that looney tune welshman took the biscuit

  35. 35
    T'Old Fella says:

    “And this time he’s armed with an actual policy…”I do hope that Ted has the appropriate licence for such a weapon

  36. 36
    SP4BS says:

    “even balls ….”

    Wouldn’t it be part of a coherent plan for EdB to be easing EdM out by now?

  37. 37
    constituency trainbound says:

    and therafter UK RIP — amen

  38. 38
    Hand the Cat says:

    Heard on the radio this morning that there were traffic jams at a “Krispy Kreme Donuts” branch yesterday up in Scotland as they were giving away free Donuts.
    Mean While down in England the Donuts were fighting to get into see ED MIlli Jnr

  39. 39
    SP4BS says:

    ho ho very funny topic.

    But note it was that trick that got Strauss-Kahn in the shit, and guilty in the court of public opinion.

  40. 40
    Great British Public says:

    Thanks but no thanks.

  41. 41
    David Minibanana says:

  42. 42
    Dr Records says:

    I’m afraid we have no record of such a patient, sir.

  43. 43
    T'Old Fella says:

    John O’Farrell: say Dave we are thinking of starting Spitting Image, we will give you the puppet in return for a suitable donation to charity, it’s a rough life in politics isn’t it

  44. 44
    birdshit boy's special day out says:

    the seagulls are waiting

  45. 45
    A. Simpleton says:

    I like voting for the same three parties again and again and again. I think they should merge as that makes choosing easier.

  46. 46
    T'Old Fella says:

    He can’t risk the N H S cooking his goose. What, with a Hunt incharge of the NHS, he would insist on turkey supplied from a private cooked and ready to heat and serve, they don’t do cooking now

  47. 47
    Labour...mendacious expedient says:

    because you’re a bad political joke and your sidekicks worse.

  48. 48
    NHS helpline says:

    you merit the name … up your meds

  49. 49
    T'Old Fella says:

    Why isn’t Farrage standing is he frightened of losing his deposit

  50. 50
    constituency trainbound says:

    I think you’ll find thats the noise of the surgeons removing any final traces of Nick Clegg’s backbone

  51. 51
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    And this time he’s armed with an actual policy

    Yeah

    ” Gordon Brown was wrong”

  52. 52
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Careful !!

    Flog a dead horse too ferociously and it becomes a Shepherds Pie

  53. 53
    Con Artists says:

    Why doesn’t your mum stand.

  54. 54
    Sunday Times says:

    Ed Milliband was carried shoulder high through the streets of Eastleigh yesterday by a large crowd of Hampshire second home owners.

    One of the crowd Hugh Parminter-Jessop, 45, a Partner in a firm of City Accountants said:

    ‘This is the perfect policy for the people of Eastleigh. A little old lady with a basic pension living in a big house passed down through generations will have to find £25,000 a year in taxes so a lot of people can have an extra 67 pence in their pockets every week. That’s a Mars Bar AND 2p extra. That Ed Milliband is a genius. And so brave to renege on a policy decision he made a few years ago’.

    Ed Balls was unavailable for comment. Mercifully.

  55. 55
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Cu-ts dear boy Cu-ts

    ( with acknowledgment to Rt Hon Harold Macmillan deceased )

  56. 56
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    No you’ve got enough to do !

    Haven’t they made you Director of a new BBC sinecure ?

    Or is that your Tea Room soulmate Purnell ??

  57. 57
    RetardEd says:

    Wonder if it would go down well if I appeared in one of my Trekkie outfits.

  58. 58
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Lots of ready meals presumably ….

  59. 59
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    I think you’ll find when the time is right there will be no question of “easing “. .

    Binkie will just gird his massive 20 stone loins , lift him up and defenestrate him …. rather in the manner of the Infant of Prague

  60. 60
    Eddie Balls says:

    I’ll stick to Shrek then

  61. 61
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Maybe she should sell the house to someone who could do with the space (and afford the tax bill)?

  62. 62
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Did you used to man the phones at Auschwitz? Get the job by reason of excellent experience?

  63. 63
    Old Grumpy says:

    Judging the turnout at the last general election, Millibland would have been well advised to have refrained from submitting a candidate.

    He/she/it will fail and in the process will probably hoover up dissident LibDim votes………..

    While UKIP might be a bloody nuisance to the Tories, that will be well offset.

  64. 64
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Ed in Eastleigh Tomorrow

    World Stock markets dive .

  65. 65
    Newsinternationalwillkillthetories says:

    Goodness me that nasty Ed millband has managed to upset you tories hasn’t he.

  66. 66
  67. 67
    one nation options says:

    or you could move into the shed and give her your gaff

  68. 68
    Len of unite says:

    Trust , my lap dog will not be making any new policy announcement until I’ve told him what they are .
    Until then you’ll get the usual stereo type , sound bite . That the brothers dribble over

  69. 69
    Curly says:

    With heavy absolute showers expected later? Tom, Eric, Di and Uncle Tom etc..

  70. 70
  71. 71
    jsydz says:

    Isn’t it time that British voters woke up to the fact that Miliband and Cameron don’t care about them? They just want their votes and then they will forget everything they promised and return to their own self interest. See Eastleigh Byelection.


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