Ed in Eastleigh Tomorrow
Guido understands the Labour leader will be journeying south to help out his joke candidate John O’Farrell tomorrow.
And this time he’s armed with an actual policy…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Errrrggghhhhh!!!!
Is that the sound of Ed Miliband squeezing out a policy?
No. That is some draft legislation relating to the issue of consummation of gay marriage.
Can Cameron be sure that he didn’t eat the horse that was lent to him by Brooks?
“And this time he’s armed with an actual policy…”I do hope that Ted has the appropriate licence for such a weapon
And this time he’s armed with an actual policy
Yeah
” Gordon Brown was wrong”
Will anyone recognise me outside the Westminster Bubble ?
its been a close shave but we managed to cobble together that splurge of rehashed nonsense just in time for eastleigh – as least they got a new set of jokes to spoof the electorate with…well done everyone good effort
Its the sound the knife made going in between David’s shoulder blades
I think you’ll find thats the noise of the surgeons removing any final traces of Nick Clegg’s backbone
Trust , my lap dog will not be making any new policy announcement until I’ve told him what they are .
Until then you’ll get the usual stereo type , sound bite . That the brothers dribble over
#scandidate
John O’Farrell: “Hello David”
John O’Farrell: say Dave we are thinking of starting Spitting Image, we will give you the puppet in return for a suitable donation to charity, it’s a rough life in politics isn’t it
Where’s the ‘delete’ button ?
most of the u tube shit thats posted needs binning although that looney tune welshman took the biscuit
Is he bringing in a Brother Tax?
Talk about flogging a dead horse – neigh, neigh, and thrice neigh
Careful !!
Flog a dead horse too ferociously and it becomes a Shepherds Pie
You mean he’s leaving the Islington chatterati and not heading into Labour heartlands?
How will he cope?
One of my old wheezes, talking to wannabe-journo kids; after all, they’re coming to YOU, not t’other way ’round– you’re learning, Jonesy lad!
ho ho very funny topic.
But note it was that trick that got Strauss-Kahn in the shit, and guilty in the court of public opinion.
I wonder how Ed would answer if someone were to ask him why his candidate recommends the state pimping Pippa Middelton as a high class whore?
Just asking.
Cu-ts dear boy Cu-ts
( with acknowledgment to Rt Hon Harold Macmillan deceased )
Can I help ?
You stick with Leigh Andy. They don’t want you rough northern chappies up East.
No you’ve got enough to do !
Haven’t they made you Director of a new BBC sinecure ?
Or is that your Tea Room soulmate Purnell ??
Lets hope the residents of Eastleigh don’t pass up the opportunity for a good egging.
Will be curious to see what the police horse federation make of it.
Lots of ready meals presumably ….
the seagulls are waiting
Why is everyone being Eastleigh to me?
because you’re a bad political joke and your sidekicks worse.
What type of policy, insurance, perchance?
With his best clown suit on, if he does a dance
And chances to trip up on those great, long shoes
He can’t risk the N H S cooking his goose
He can’t risk the N H S cooking his goose. What, with a Hunt incharge of the NHS, he would insist on turkey supplied from a private cooked and ready to heat and serve, they don’t do cooking now
The Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority said today it is to investigate expenses claims submitted by Mid-Bedfordshire MP Nadine Dorries. More details soon …
Hanging’s too good for them!
Steady on !
Typical Tory fiddler.
Allegedly.
I say WUNASHUN. How do you like my no policy policy?
Not an actual policy, a fag packet uncosted sick joke policy. Even balls was embarrassed. Nobody asked him how much the poor will actually benefit, least of all his union baron masters. Answer, next to zero. Ed preaches class war politics far sicker than anyone in politics for decades under the guise of one nation. Now it really does seem to have gone to his head, he thinks he is the real thing and will be the next PM. Its just getting worse. There is a chink of light though, someone on the BBC made a joke about him recently. Of course they lost their job and are being rehabilitated in Mid Staffs hospital but it is a start.
“even balls ….”
Wouldn’t it be part of a coherent plan for EdB to be easing EdM out by now?
I think you’ll find when the time is right there will be no question of “easing “. .
Binkie will just gird his massive 20 stone loins , lift him up and defenestrate him …. rather in the manner of the Infant of Prague
I’m afraid we have no record of such a patient, sir.
First Huhne and now Millipede. The voters of Eastleigh should bring a harassment and cruelty to people case.
is he bringing tom “fatty” watson – i only ask so tescos can order some more donuts
he sheep in Eastleigh will of course vote for the liblabcon parties, who advocate a United States of Europe, but spend their time of course telling you and persuading you that they don’t, and that at some time far into the future, you will of course get a referendum!
When you put your cross against their names very soon, you will have absolutely no right to moan when they sign you up to the next all embracing union treaty,taking away even more of each own countries sovereign powers.
You have been warned many times now, so I guess you do really want a United States of Europe yourselves then?
Vote UKIP.
and therafter UK RIP — amen
Thanks but no thanks.
I like voting for the same three parties again and again and again. I think they should merge as that makes choosing easier.
you merit the name … up your meds
Did you used to man the phones at Auschwitz? Get the job by reason of excellent experience?
Why isn’t Farrage standing is he frightened of losing his deposit
Why doesn’t your mum stand.
Heard on the radio this morning that there were traffic jams at a “Krispy Kreme Donuts” branch yesterday up in Scotland as they were giving away free Donuts.
Mean While down in England the Donuts were fighting to get into see ED MIlli Jnr
With heavy absolute showers expected later? Tom, Eric, Di and Uncle Tom etc..
Ed Milliband was carried shoulder high through the streets of Eastleigh yesterday by a large crowd of Hampshire second home owners.
One of the crowd Hugh Parminter-Jessop, 45, a Partner in a firm of City Accountants said:
‘This is the perfect policy for the people of Eastleigh. A little old lady with a basic pension living in a big house passed down through generations will have to find £25,000 a year in taxes so a lot of people can have an extra 67 pence in their pockets every week. That’s a Mars Bar AND 2p extra. That Ed Milliband is a genius. And so brave to renege on a policy decision he made a few years ago’.
Ed Balls was unavailable for comment. Mercifully.
Maybe she should sell the house to someone who could do with the space (and afford the tax bill)?
or you could move into the shed and give her your gaff
Wonder if it would go down well if I appeared in one of my Trekkie outfits.
I’ll stick to Shrek then
Judging the turnout at the last general election, Millibland would have been well advised to have refrained from submitting a candidate.
He/she/it will fail and in the process will probably hoover up dissident LibDim votes………..
While UKIP might be a bloody nuisance to the Tories, that will be well offset.
Ed in Eastleigh Tomorrow
World Stock markets dive .
Goodness me that nasty Ed millband has managed to upset you tories hasn’t he.
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/icarus.html
Isn’t it time that British voters woke up to the fact that Miliband and Cameron don’t care about them? They just want their votes and then they will forget everything they promised and return to their own self interest. See Eastleigh Byelection.