February 14th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Dave and Ed never miss Guido, so make sure you don’t either…

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  1. 1
    81lly Kebab says:

    Can you put a F5 stamp on it, so I get it sooner.

  2. 2

    Pryce jury will resume its deliberations on Monday.

  3. 3
    Pryce Watch says:

    This must be a more complex decision that it at first looks.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Fact 1: David Cameron wants Indians to come to the UK, study and work. Britain is very warm and welcoming, he’ll say next week in India.

    Fact 2: David Cameron wants Romanians and Bulgarians not to come to the UK. Britain is cold, wet and hostile, he’ll tell those countries at any opportunity.


  5. 5
    Justice Fingers says:

    Or our ‘learned judge wants a long weekend, more like

  6. 6
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    The only thing that Dave and Ed look forward to less, than a Guidogram with them in it, is a Guidogram WITHOUT them in it, innit?

  7. 7

    The Judge’s directions to the jury were interesting, I thought.

  8. 8
  9. 9
    No Brainer.. says:

    Fact 1: Indians are entrepreneurial and have excellent IT skills and create jobs/businesses and in process earn lots of money in form of taxes for the UK Treasury.
    Fact 2: Romanians and Bulgarians are for the most part unskilled and will be a drain on the state in the form of benefits.

  10. 10
    John Bellingham says:

    Why have you not featured the BBC’s further commitment to impartiality by its appointment of expense-fiddling ex-Labour cabinet minister Purnell to a taxpayer funded-life of luxury?
    (Like the other members of the Fraud Gang, he wasn’t prosecuted)

  11. 11

    Oi, I am the real 8illy Kebab, and he is my bitch so fuck off and find your own.

  12. 12

    Shouldn’t you be dashing out to see your friends in town.

  13. 13
    Kebab Time says:


    Guidogram going out shortly

  14. 14
    Jimmy says:

    “Dave and Ed never miss Guido”

    Who would?

  15. 15
    Westminster Gossip says:

    You couldn’t make it up!

    First Labour pinches the Lib Dem policy of a Mansion Tax but haven’t worked out how they will actually raise the money and secondly they promise to reintroduce a 10P tax rate but say this promise will not be in the 2015 Manifesto.

    Do they really think the public are stupid?

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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

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