The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.
Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Dave and Ed never miss Guido, so make sure you don’t either…
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Reform the House of Lords | Nigel Farage
Labour Members Don’t Believe Ed Can Be PM | Rafael Behr
How China Bought Britain | London Loves Business
Why Dave Shouldn’t Check His Twitter | Buzzfeed
Young People Getting More Libertarian | ConHome
How to Write a Dan Hodges Column | Left Foot Forward
Politicians Made This Mess | Douglas Carswell
Magna Carta – Walking in King John’s Footsteps | Anna Raccoon
How to Stop Reckless Bankers | Guido Fawkes
Tories Double Younger Support | Guardian
Public Prefers Boris to Dave | Times
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Can you put a F5 stamp on it, so I get it sooner.
Fact 1: David Cameron wants Indians to come to the UK, study and work. Britain is very warm and welcoming, he’ll say next week in India.
Fact 2: David Cameron wants Romanians and Bulgarians not to come to the UK. Britain is cold, wet and hostile, he’ll tell those countries at any opportunity.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jameskirkup/100202816/david-camerons-immigration-dilemma-indian-students-good-romanian-brickies-bad/
Fact 1: Indians are entrepreneurial and have excellent IT skills and create jobs/businesses and in process earn lots of money in form of taxes for the UK Treasury.
Fact 2: Romanians and Bulgarians are for the most part unskilled and will be a drain on the state in the form of benefits.
Oi, I am the real 8illy Kebab, and he is my bitch so fuck off and find your own.
Pryce jury will resume its deliberations on Monday.
This must be a more complex decision that it at first looks.
Or our ‘learned judge wants a long weekend, more like
The Judge’s directions to the jury were interesting, I thought.
Shouldn’t you be dashing out to see your friends in town.
The only thing that Dave and Ed look forward to less, than a Guidogram with them in it, is a Guidogram WITHOUT them in it, innit?
Why have you not featured the BBC’s further commitment to impartiality by its appointment of expense-fiddling ex-Labour cabinet minister Purnell to a taxpayer funded-life of luxury?
(Like the other members of the Fraud Gang, he wasn’t prosecuted)
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Guidogram going out shortly
“Dave and Ed never miss Guido”
Who would?
You couldn’t make it up!
First Labour pinches the Lib Dem policy of a Mansion Tax but haven’t worked out how they will actually raise the money and secondly they promise to reintroduce a 10P tax rate but say this promise will not be in the 2015 Manifesto.
Do they really think the public are stupid?