February 14th, 2013

Eastleigh Naked Rambler Reveals By-Election Allegiance

The Prime Minister may have been in Eastleigh this afternoon but the LibDem campaign has received the biggest boost today: Stephen Gough, the local Eastleigh naked rambler, has declared he is a member of the LibDems and planted his yellow rosette firmly on his er, poll. They’ve got the big mo…

Via Southern Daily Echo


  1. 1
    johnwardmedway says:

    Well, I can see the beard, but where are the obligatory sandals?

  2. 2
    Talwin says:

    Surely, planted his yellow rosette firmly on his pole…

  3. 3
    johnwardmedway says:

    Just as well that rosette was there, otherwise he might have been classified as a ‘swing voter’ as he walks around the area…

  4. 4
    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    Hope he sterilised the safety pin

  5. 6
    Paniagua says:

    I think the beard already gave away his leaning

  6. 7
    Ed Millibland says:

    That house looks like its worth over £2m

  7. 9
    Huhne knows says:

    Calamity will be cock-a-hoop.

  8. 10
    With a hey nonny no brigade says:

    Where is the maypole?

  9. 11
    Paniagua says:

    Why has Guido not mentioned ‘The Sun’ for at least 2 hours?

  10. 12
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Is that the only support the lib-dems can get now?

  11. 15
    SP4BS says:

    Mr Gough, 53, has admitted he “probably won’t vote” when the election takes place on February 28.

    He will probably be in prison again.

  12. 16
    Anonymous says:

    This story was broken yesterday here http://metro.co.uk/2013/02/13/naked-rambler-pins-colours-to-the-mast-as-by-election-fever-grips-eastleigh-3476175/.

    You are either in front of Guido or you are,well, an idiot.

  13. 21
    chancer says:

    Chris Huhne’s probably shagged that man too

  14. 22
    SP4BS says:

    If I was him, I wouldnt be showing off his back passage like that.

  15. 24
    Owin Jones says:

    The odds on Labour winning the Eastleigh by-election have just shortened again. Probably because David Cameron left his bunker to be in Eastleigh.

  16. 25

    I was wondering whatever happened to Jeremy Irons.

    Seems its all gone a bit Tiffany Mitchell for him

  17. 26
    keredybretsa says:

    The Raked Nambler, don’t he look cute with his yellow rosette. Non-Voter either in bed snoring or in the nick.

  18. 27
    Paniagua says:

    Behold the archetypal British voter

  19. 28
    Rayroy Strickland says:

    He is weird and has a beard, is it really a surprise that he’s a Lib Dem?

  20. 30
    Anonymous says:

    What was that old Lib slogan, “Get the Liberals behind you”, rather abandoned after Jeremy Thorpe was charge with conspiracy to murder his alleged boy friend Norman Scott (and acquitted). Perhaps its time again for the old slogan and a new poster.

    • 39
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Vote Liberal or Jim’ll shag your dog.

      Two for the price of one – Thorpe and Saville together.

  21. 31
    old SHEP says:

    It’s certainly Liberal, but is it democratic?.

  22. 32

    Is this supposed to be a news flash?

  23. 33
    A BBC Weather presenter says:

    A-yes a-indeedy. A-a flurry of a-snow around the a-nether a-regions would a-certainly put a a-frosty a-flourish to his a-rosette. A-yes indeedy.

  24. 35
    old SHEP says:

    If I had a body like that I too would walk around all the time as God intended.

  25. 36
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Odd ball votes LD – shock.

  26. 37
    Eastleigh Bloke says:

    What a Knob. Just Like the rest of the Lib Dems!

  27. 38
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Every little counts.

  28. 42
    Dave says:

    I quite fancy this ConDem supporter. He’s clearly got what it takes. Shame he’s a bit old for my Gay Marriage Date-a-Tw-ink site.

  29. 44
    albacore says:

    You sure that’s a Liberal rosette?
    If he kept a sea slug as a pet
    You never know what he might have gleaned
    From the little, versatile sex fiend


    • 46
      Diane Slugusset..well known labour apologist says:

      I’m working on this push off fishface

      • 49
        albacore says:

        Now, now, Ms Slugusset, don’t get in a sweat
        You’ve got all the looks of a pretty safe bet
        That Labour no-hopers who no longer care
        Will be queueing for soup from your underwear

  30. 45
    The socialist auld bags can wipe their own arses. says:

    What a weirdy beardy.

  31. 47
    Polly Tics says:

    My Valentine! A true Adonis. I’m getting damp already.

  32. 48
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Had he been photographed stood beside the lib-dem front bench we could have played ‘Spot the prick’ but then again, we would have been spoilt for choice.

  33. 51
    It's later than you think says:

    perceived wisdom is that these romanians and bulgarians will take whatever you will give them and when you stop giving they will cut your throat and take the rest. Oh what joy awaits. Fucking HoC traitors.

  34. 54
    Red Egg Millitit.....oh nooooo says:

    What a-knob !!

  35. 55
    Go get 'em Guidio says:

    I understand He’s a former paratrooper & SAS member

  36. 56
    dickythedentist. says:

    I used to support the monster raving lunatic party till they disbanded. The liberal party are the nearest equivalent said the knackered rambler.

  37. 58
    Fitbad the Tailor. says:

    He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy.

  38. 59
    Help save Eastleigh says:

    Shall we EXPOSE the Facts. Local Lib Dems are Liars!

  39. 60
    Ed Butt says:

    Is he saying he intends to vote Lib Dem or that the Lib Dems are a bunch of limp dicks

  40. 61
    robbie says:

    seems to be a Limp Dem

  41. 62
    Horsemeat in Burgers , wait till you see how much Donkey is in your Salami says:

    The Lib dem’s are full of cocks nothing to see here !

  42. 64
    Daisy Cameron says:

    Where on earth is Cleggito hiding?

  43. 65
    PhilQ says:

    Just another prick that will vote Lib Dem

  44. 68
    My name's Nick Clegg and I'm still laughing my little half-Dutch arse off says:

    What’s so unusual about seeing a Lib Dem rosette on a prick in Eastleigh?
    Especially a prick that’s seen the inside of a jail cell?

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