Dave’s Dinner and Ed’s ‘Surprise’
With Nick Clegg away somewhere, sadly we won’t learn what he is getting up to tonight for Valentine’s evening, but news of the other two party leaders has trickled out. Dave told an audience on the Eastleigh stump today that he had not done “that well at Valentine Day this morning”, so he is apparently cooking for Sam at the No.10 flat. Meanwhile Ed will be having a Chinese takeaway at his mansion in Primrose Hill. He told the Guardian that he would be catching up on BBC drama The Hour, adding sinisterly “There may also be a surprise.” Lets hope it’s a better costed one than his tax plan today…
Who really cares what these people are doing for Valentines day we end up paying for it anyway.
How about a better idea, lets stop paying all the MP’s and Lords and money saved, put it towards repairing the third world sh*thole roads we travel on.
I once knew a shotputter that could put an apple up his arse
If you stuck a spark plug up my arse I used to say ‘Champion’
Granny smith or golden delicious.
I too would like a mansion as a reward for my services to socialism.
Doesn’t have to be Primrose Hill. Notting Hill will do.
Justine, the kids are going to Eton.
Ed: “I’ve got a big surprise for you Justine. I think I can manage another one.”
Justine ” What? Really? Twice? You can manage two in a day?”
Ed: Yep..I can feel it growing..I think..I think…I’m ready for another policy announcemnet!”
spot on Q
One surprise for Ed would be if his missus mistook him for an intruder.
That would truly be awful.
The more especially with a gun ban.
Justine, you remember Gordon and Sarah? They’ve flown in from Scotland for the night.
We’ve brought the pyjamas
you remind him gordon
I did not say Surprise, I said Supplies
and If you stay here much longer you’ll all be slitty-eyed
If anyone is interested I am doing SFA tonight.
You’re a contemptible liar.
Fanny Adams wouldn’t touch you with a bargepole, Fat Bastard!
But I’m sure YOU’LL be touching a “pole,” of sorts– if something that short can properly be called one…
it wheezes
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Pity Valentine’sw Day coincides with me starting the 5:2 diet for Lent.
So, no dining out and no booze. OTOH I did buy her a bunch of roses and sent her a card.
Yes that’s a portion of ‘Fuk Dem proles’ and a side of ‘Rats Nest Soup’.
Oh and a portion of ‘Lik Mein’ for the wife.
Two Dim Sons.
Ed should order a portion of ‘Sum Ting Wong’
Omelette and chips with a cheeky Chateau Neuf on the side?
for Ed: Horse Balls in Chilli Sauce with Skewers
at five paces with yvette the impaler
Hows about another St Valentines Day massacre?, (sorry not really entering into the spirit of the thing).
…or in Andy Burnham’s case, a St Valentines Day’s Mascara.
Good idea. Could make a killing on the NHS.
The big question for 2015…
Are we better off in 2015 than we were in 2010 and would we be better off in 2020 under a Lab/Lib pact than a Con/Lib pact?
Should we give Labour another chance to govern when have not demonstrated any contrition for the last mess?
While Milliband makes fun of Cameron at PMQs he also makes us laugh at his suggestion that we would be better off under Labour…
I still think Cameron got the GAY marriage issue wrong but he has got the swivel eyed Euro nuts on the run!
I think you’re witnessing the contrition in dumping brown … risible suggestion that they both said no laughable
What a day to launch your “vision” !
As Harold Macmillan said “events dear boy events!”
or even… Is this a good day to bury bad news?
Valentines Day Suppers. Horse Hamburgers with chips, peas and a side salad for Dave and Horse chop suey with bean sprouts for Ed. Ain’t it loving and doving?
never did know where that horse went
Ed Miliband is a twat and his wife is an ugly cow. Do something with that mop of hers. She looks like an old crusty greenie.
Agreed, Ed’s lips look a bit odd, like a grouper sucking in a little fish.
So Mr Cameron is actually cooking in that expensive kitchen we have all paid for.
There was of course nothing wrong with using the previous kitchen in these austere times especially as that one too had cost us taxpayers a pretty penny .
Keep sending us mugs the bills.
Beware the dog that barks !
I cannot explain despite running a multibillion pound Department just how horse meat got into those beef lasagnes.
Sam’s a lucky lady. Can’t be many wives getting a supper which normally retails for 25k.