Come Fly With Gordon
Last year the jet-setting Prime Mentalist came under fire for blowing taxpayers’ cash on flights from Scotland to London. Though most Scottish MPs take the train south of the border, Guido learns that over just a three-month period last summer Brown claimed almost £6,000 on expenses for air travel from Scotland to the capital. That despite not speaking in the House for a year.
Incidentally, in the last month he has declared over £320,000 in cash from speeches and advisory work that definitely goes to towards the full running costs of his office, and the rest he totally gives away to charity. With his once loyal lieutenants twisting the knife today and running for the hills, isn’t it time Gordon took the hint?
Gordon is damaged goods.
He certainly damaged this country.
If it wasn’t for Gordon Brown’s huge enthusiasm for increasing the APD tax (first introduced by the lamentable Norman Lamont) flying from Scotland to London would still be cheaper than going by train – there used to be 28 flights a day from LHR to Glasgow with a choice of two airlines – now there is less than half that, with just the former state monopoly operating the route.
Having said that, all the excessive security applied to air travel these days renders the train a much more pleasant experience. Working wifi also helps a lot.
Still, I expect Gordon Brown enjoys having his orifices vetted by the rubber glove toting securitate at the airport!
If it wasn’t for the dodgy dossier, the security at air ports would likely not need to be so intrusive either.
One can only wonder at what he is troughing from the UN.
I think you need to look simpler for the source of his bungs, he is not that clever. Anyone looked at Marigolds turnover over the last 15 years?
The picture in this article sums him up:
http://www.express.co.uk/comment/haveyoursay/53028/Has-Gordon-Brown-sold-Britain-down-the-river?comments=show-all
Photo should say ‘spare some change’
Photo caption should say:
The traitor has today been sentenced to the full life tariff.
Bolly, darling?
How much Cameroon’s £200,000 Jag, driver, fuel, car maintenance cost?
I only eat ripe bananas off a granite platter
Kerching
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Heeeeeeeeeee’s a wanker he’s a wanker……
Leave my husband, as per Section II Paragraph VI of our contract, alone.
Who the hell paid him £320k for speeched and advice?
AAHHH, just figured it out. Pay him for the advice (eg when do I sell my gold?) then do the complete opposite. Money well spent.
Gordon gave advice to HMV, Blockbuster and Jessops.
…and Republic…
…. and the Tory Party …..
And. NEW. Labour
Isn’t that the Tory party?
You can tell the difference?
Touche!
Also, I know I can’t claim travel expenses unless I actually go to work, a meeting or something. Under HMRC law, how can Crash Gordon claim expenses when he hasn’t actually been to the office??
Love to see him sitting next to Huhne for perverting the course of justice!
“Twat Watch”?
This man is a fecking disgrace.
… and that’s putting it mildly.
Hello its me and Gordon
Posters of Youtube videos, even this excellent Gordon Brown tribute anthem, are morons too.
Better than being a gayer.
I don’t think so sunshine
Hoots mon, can ya no hear the pipes?
No mate, they’ve turned the water off at the main stopcock.
Don’t they still check the receipts for these expenses, he’s the same tw$t made sure you had to dot the I and cross the T even with real receipts you were lucky to get repaid, time for his to be checked by the HMRC and not just passed by because he’s a Liebour friend or ex PM he’s now a zero a nothing,
Who’s Gordon Brown ?
Who’s Ed Balls?
What is Tom Watson?
I’ve never known a Gordon Brown.
I’m certain I’m never had anything to do with any person called Gordon Brown.
Gordon said to Ed, “Truly I say to you that this very night, before a cock crows, you shall deny Me three times “
Fuck off you bedwetting lefties
birdshit boy was at my knee where were you chatternuts ?
All together now….
Heeeeeeeeeee’s a wanker he’s a wanker……
I met Oscar Pistorius at the Olympics last year.
He had such a spring in his step.
I always knew, ever since I shook his hand that he would shoot to fame.
Wasn’t the Arctic Monkeys last hit also ‘The Girlfriend’?
Valentines ditty
Roses are red
Violets are glorious,
But never creep up
On Oscar Pistorious.
…and he was off like a shot when the pistol fired!
I don’t remember a thing – I must have been legless.
We promise to increase the tax rate for the poor from 0% today to 10% in a future Labour government.
Ows about that then?
There is no political masterstroke. The tax system is so convoluted as to be virtually unworkable.
Miliband is a Mong.
Vote UKIP.
The weather is irritating me.
Vote Ukip.
Vote LabLibCon and get the same shite from every one of them.
well said
Inflation, you mo.ng! F…..g libdem, eh?
You wouldn’t want me to be dr!ving eight hours on the motorway, me with my dead eye, would you, you daft buggers?
Now now Gordie – we all know you do not hold the requisite licence.
Can’t see what the problem is, after all he is a registered charity, I frequently put the odd coin into one of his pot effigies when passing through the shopping mall.
I frequently make a donation in his honour in those white ceramic jobs an the room marked “gents”
I’ll do him for a price.
I’ll do him for nothing and the Turkey Baster wife.
The country’s going to ratshit in a handcart and you worry about Gordon Brown’s philanthropy?
Is it anything like lycanthropy? That might explain a lot.
Philanthropy is about giving your own money away.
Labour have twisted this into giving other people’s money away.
Giving other peoples money away is something that socialist Cameron endorses with such passion, he is giving yet to be born childrens futures away and mostly for useless shite.
Hear Hear
Its becoming fashionable.
Our own dear Demi God St Gerry (I was never in the IRA) Adams has recently been outed. having a bit of the old prostrate problem. Rather than get surgery in a smelly NHS hospital among the plebs who used to vote for him, a multi-millionaire supporter flew him business class and all expenses paid to a clinic in the USA where he had laser surgery done at a cost of £25k paid by said American
St Gerry now declares that he had to do this as the laser surgery wasn’t available in the UK – which may be a bit of a shock to all those who have had it
Still isn’t it great that us little people have such leaders to look up to
Well at least he’s probably firing blanks now and that’s the end of the dynasty.
The prostrate provides “the gunpowder”. so he won’t be firing anything at all.
With +0% growth
I could show him what gunpowder can do. And clear that vipers nest you’ve let breed in that last bit of your Empire.
Prostate, you fuckwits. Prostrate means lying down.
should have fucking lasered the c+nt in half
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/a-word-from-our-sponsor.html
UK prime ministers:
Cameron: wet social democrat who couldn’t get a majority against Gordo
Gordon Brown: the prime mentalist, possibly violent sociopath
Blair: war criminal
Major: Maastrict
Thatcher: last conservative leader
Callaghan: winter of discontent
Wilson: continued EU treason
Heath: traitor
You missed out ‘child molester’
which one?
Me for Prime Minister
Me next! as endorsed by UKIP!
Miliband, Cameron or Clegg? Makes no difference, they are all treacherous liars, who hate this country and the people in it.
Get in line millipede
That’s the line queuing up for the executioner’s block I hope.
That little shit Miliband.
After all i’ve done for him. He’d still be carrying Tony’s files to the shredder and cleaning Balls’ shoes if it wasn’t for me.
The ungrateful turdfaced assbuket. Ohhhhh I’m so furious I’m going to…I’m going to…fly down there and smack him one.
Right..lets see…flight goes at 7.45pm ..takes 1 hour + check in. And then I’ll need to get a taxi from London city..That’s another hour … and Crimewatch is on at 9pm.
And that junior doctor series is on at 9pm too!!
Ohhh..I can’t record both!..
I’ll go tomorrow.
or the next day..
Definitely no later than Tuesday week……..probably.
Jury still deliberating: About 3 hours so far.
They’re probably playing Scrabble, just to keep Mr H shitting bricks.
You waste so much time and money, I would have sorted all this months ago to everyone’s satisfaction.
Any money that moron makes should go to the state, that is what he did to us.
£320,000 last month, still fools and their money are parted so easy.
Taxable?
Can’t Gordon be temped to sneak up on Oscar Pistorious?
Vote UKIP.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Are you sure, have you seen the LabLibCon alternative? Socialism, more socialism and even more socialism.
well said
The BBC are of course bigging up the gurning Miliband’s speech.
First question to a Tory (natch) was “What’s wrong with taxing the rich?”
Of course the BBC don’t mean themselves when they say the rich, the BBC as we know encourage staff to avoid taxes where possible.
Then we get some gormless beeboid spouting on about how well received Red Ed’s speech was, failing to point out that the 50p tax rate was only introduced right at the end of the last Liebore government.
The BBC do encourage staff to avoid tax. They also encourage prosecution of those who do not pay the TV tax, ahem, License fee.
Why are Conservative MPs incapable of rubbishing this posing little twit’s nonsense speeches and laughable policies?
Because Dave’s dithering wet army, broadly agree with the tax and spend, big government, Miliband wimp?
I wish he’d just feck off and take the fecking Tories and Labour with him.
I’ve had a great idea! I’m filling in the blank piece of paper by nicking Lib dem policies.
No one ever listens to them. So taking their ideas is easy.
Its brilliant.
The only catch is their policies are total shit.
Then there are copies of Labour Policy in every home, rolls of it, on nice soft paper.
The only reason why Gordon is worst is because he signed Lisbon.
The gap is not very wide though, but that act of treachery is pretty tough to beat.
AFTER he had been kicked out of office.
He no longer had any authority to do so and his signature should be regarded as void and the Treaty inapplicable to the UK.
Gordon take a hint ?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Perhaps relative to Zimbabwe ?
Javid is MP for Bromsgrove. The previous incumbent was Julie Kirkbride.
Blue rosette on a donkey and all that.
How True
We are not Greece!
“on a relative basis”
Have they been assisting the unions in Peugeot, and lacing Bratwurst with laxatives, in order to make the british economy look relatively good?
Relative to what, ?, we`ve had enough Treasury speak mate, you`ve all been sussed so no balls-up tricks please.
You won’t catch me looking thin Keithy babes, your turn with the lard or mine?
Could it be that you’re ahead in the food queue and are leaving nothing for anyone else Keef?
Sounds like an invitation to Keef`s Saturday vindaloo parties, home sec?
what a despicable thing for an MP to say.
Anything a MP says is generally despicable.
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Better than thousands of pleasers which mary may have spent it on.
I wished Oscar Pistorius’s girlfriend well.
Are there any grieving 14 year old girls I can put my arm around in public?
Try Is.lamverybad banned valentine`s day young residents but usual violence v. women continuing worldwide.
Greasy , fat w0g!!
Pervi
…… in the last month he has declared over £320,000 in cash from speeches and advisory work….
Which begs the question, which lame-brains have paid Gordon Brown for speeches and ‘advisory work’ ?? Are they equally as mental as Brown or are they public sector entities who don’t give a sh1t about chucking Taxpayers’ money around ?
Fuck it, “begging the question” doesn’t mean “raising the question”.
Wikipedia is your friend.
Greasy , fat w0g!!
Any young asian girls lost a parent lately? I’d like to offer my condolences and hugs.
Greasy , fat w0g!!
14 year old girls in mourning give me the horning.
Greasy , fat w0g!!
Crooked wideboy c-unt Ali Dizaei lost his appeal against his convictions today. Sweet justice. Now wait for all the usual suspects, Lee Jasper et al, to call it a travesty etc etc. Today’s news is almost as satisfying as when a prisoner threw a bucket of shit over him.
Wacist
Waaaaacist !
Email me.
It is very important to remember that the slop was poured before he was punched unconscious.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/feb/24/ali-dizaei-assault-prison
I think they got the order of things wrong there, but your average convict is not that smart thanks to Labour education reforms.
Can’t we just deport Dizaei back to Iran? His rightful place is as a pistachio salesman in a Tehran bazaar.
I’ll chip in a fiver towards the ticket.
Her heart went out to me. And landed on the carpet.
“What is white, got no legs and yet shoots across the room…”
answers on a post card to:
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HE’S A CHEAT, HIS FALSE LEGS ARE LONGER THAN MINE
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Claimed £6,000 off the taxpayer to fly to London to conduct his own business?
Shameless, scrounging, hypcritical Labour scumbag.
Thank you for the information Guido.
Do you know my council paid for flat is worth over a million quid ?
And I’m not moving. Not ever.
Nor me
Come back to Pyangyong, Agent Brown, your work is complete!
Any particular airline that I should beware of buying shares in?
Cliff hanger continues.
http://davidhencke.wordpress.com/2013/02/14/richmond-social-services-knew-their-children-were-abused-former-childrens-director/
This is a Lib Dem / SDP issue:
http://tinyurl.com/ax8wfo2
Lot of amnesia clearing up now.
“Before the crock crows ye shall deny me thrice”
Crucifixion to follow.
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Heeeeeeeeeee’s a wanker he’s a wanker……
Any news on Andrew “trouser snake” Marr’s long-awaited recovery? I’m tiring of the slightly more balanced BBC output lately
Don’t worry;the beeb still have Robinson on the job whist M*rr is away.
On his Wiki page it states…
“Salary £580,000[1]”
1.^ Sawer, Patrick (19 February 2011). “Pigeonhole mix up lets slip Andrew Marr’s £600,000 BBC salary”. The Daily Telegraph (London). http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/8335398/Pigeonhole-mix-up-lets-slip-Andrew-Marrs-600000-BBC-salary.html.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Marr
Worth every penny…not!
Kerching. That`ll teach you sassenachs to dump me, arf arf!
Bet you would like to know what I did with the 10p tax confiscation? Well, up yours.
Am currently looking for the part of scotch undertaker in the Dads Army remake coming to UK Gold.
All MPs’ salaries should be divided by the number (not large!) of days the House sits, and they should be paid proportionately.
Let’s hope his constituents are aware that he is paid 9 and lavishly pensioned) for doing next to nothing.
A Labour source said the mansion tax – long a favourite policy of Liberal Democrats – was expected to raise £2billion a year.
That would fund a 10p rate on up to £1,000 of taxable income.
Some 25 million basic rate payers would be up to £100 better off as a result, the source said.
Wow, £100, what each year?. Well that will buy so much. Thanks Eds, mo.ngers.
Useless as usual
Jury sent home. They should be back on Monday to continue deliberations.
Cheaper with Ryan Air
Fuck off McDoom you spongeing parasite
Come fly with me? Stick a rocket up his arse.
Don’t forget to light it…
Guido learns that over just a three-month period last summer Brown claimed almost £6,000 on expenses for air travel. Easyjet charges less than £100 one way so Gordon made at least 30 return flights in 3 months?? Seems a lot especially when he has not spoken in Parliament.
Actually I think it’s cheaper to fly than it is to take the train.
You can fly return to Dubai for less than the cost of a return ticket from my town to Edinburgh,,,
Its all bollocks
Brown pretty much takes a year off, charges a small fortune in expenses to get to London without bothering to attend the house but retains the Labour party whip and Nadine Dorries goes away for a couple of weeks in a quiet period before Christmas and has the Tory whip withdrawn.
Double Standards at work ???
Shame they did not do that in 2007
Whilst I’m no Broon Fan, I nte that, in the main, flights are far cheaper than train from the South to Scotland.
It must be rotten for the dysfunctional looney and Balls and Miliband minimus’s mentor to find out at his time of life that he’s been barking up the wrong trees since birth and is now a discredited apology for a money grabbing MP spelt shithouse. Well, I don’t give a flying fuck. He’s the ultimate blot on my entire life and but for him I would have lots more money now I am retired. I wish him everything nasty that could ever happen to him and I sincerely hope it seriously fucking hurts the bastard.
I always feel better for a bit of a rant against this walking turd.
“the rest he totally gives away to charity”
Bastard eh? You’ll never catch a tory doing that.
I saw McMentalist in Dubai airport on Tuesday whilst I was en route to Singapore he had been addressing The Dubai Forum no doubt for a large fee paid by that bastion of freedon and expression the Makhtoum family,Duba a long way from Cowdenbeath its time we had a recall system for absent MPS we,the British taxpayer are funding this cnut to jolly round the world
I want buy the gold that I sold back, think I could get it at the same price?