February 13th, 2013

Clegg’s Final Showdown With David “The Jews” Ward

Things are getting very serious for David Ward. Earlier this week Guido revealed how the LibDem leadership was at the end of their tether, now Nick Clegg has taken the matter out of the hands of his chief whip by demanding a meeting in person.

Could he finally be about to show a second yellow card?


115 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Someone famous once said “To find out who rules you, you must first find out who you are not allowed to criticize”

    #Justsayin

  2. 2
    Sarah says:

    In trouble with Clegg, but assured of his growing popularity amongst the white girl groomers & cultural enrichers from Bradford.

  3. 3
    Sarah says:

    Kebabtime = #justwankingasusual

  4. 4
    Casual Observer says:

    No showdown required: He should apologize then resign.

  5. 5
    redinwhite says:

    For goodness sake leave the man alone – his language was clumsy and insensitive but he did apologise properly and I am sure he did not intend any offence. Move on, move on…

  6. 6
    Maria Miller Trougher-in-Chief says:

    In December 2012 it was reported that, between 2005 and 2009, Miller had claimed over £90,000 in parliamentary expenses for the mortgage and upkeep of a house in south London where her parents’ lived. She was subsequently reported to the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards and an inquiry launched into the claims. Miller responded to the reports by stating that her “financial arrangements” had been audited on two occasions since she became an MP and no issues had been found with them and that her parents lived with her as “dependents” under Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority rules.

    On 12 December it was reported that during a telephone call to The Daily Telegraph David Cameron’s spokesman Craig Oliver had warned the newspaper against running a critical story concerning Miller’s expenses because of her role in enacting proposals in the Leveson report. Downing Street denied that any threats were made.

  7. 7
    SP4BS says:

    Still got that photo with the question mark and the swastika eh?
    I just see that as a pathetic attempt to manipulate us, as you must know what its all about by now.

  8. 8
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    I’ve never heard of any of these people, bro. Should I be bovverd?

  9. 9
    STuN says:

    Potential Lib Dem candidate in Mozambique gets the party doctrine.

  10. 10
    MacGuffin says:

    Why won’t the Greater Israel lobby leave this poor man alone?

  11. 11
    T'Old Fella says:

    It seems a little like Lord Halifax before the start of the 2nd world war, if he had refered to indians would there been the same hullaballu

  12. 12
    Lol says:

    Kebabtime = #fap fap fap fap fap

  13. 13
    Sarah says:

    After she has closed down the free press we will never get to hear of their thieving again.

  14. 14
    Association of function keys says:

    This man should be tried for cruelty especially to our member 5

  15. 15
    Jenny Tonge says:

    Who will think of them poor,poor gay people in hamas

  16. 16
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Meanwhile in Eastleigh,

    The Tories are standing on the capitalist ticket.
    Labour are standing on the socialist ticket.
    UKIP are standing on the anti-immigration ticket, and….wait for it, wait for it….
    The LibDems are standing on the speeding ticket.

  17. 17
    Paniagua says:

    Thats enough about Clegg for now.

  18. 18
    Lol says:

    Should be called Kebabtime’s parents have just seen the phone bill.

  19. 19
    anon #7 says:

    OMFG !!!

    I never coulda predicted that little Billië Botty would turn into kebab an then become rather horsey , could I of ??

  20. 20
    Hand the Cat says:

    Miller was one of the biggest troughers in the HoC and Camermoron backed her all the wasy

  21. 21
    STuN says:

    + lots

  22. 22
    Esther says:

    The situation in the M.E. is an extremely complex one and a resolution to ongoing conflicts needs to be handled in an intelligent manner. Ward appears to be adding fuel to the fire as his views are somewhat one sided. He would do well to keep his views to himself for a while. The J*ws and Pale *stinians must work towards peace and learn to compromise.

  23. 23
    David Ward says:

    Ok..I get it now. I can’t say “the je-ws. Or Dachau fodder. Auschie fuel. Sobibor boilers. Ok. That’s clear. my, my the snip dicks are so prickly aren’t they?

    In future I shall use plain old “Untermensch”, OK.

  24. 24
    SP4BS says:

    Because in his misuse of words he’s excluded the “shrieking atlanticist wierdos” from the equation.

  25. 25
    Vote UKRAP - get bollocks says:

    Nice one ATTT :)

  26. 26
    ████ ' changed my tune' Hoon says:

    My spokesman has this message for Calamity Clegg


  27. 27
    STuN says:

    Try saying mmmmmmmmmmmmm without saying Mengele?

  28. 28
    Paniagua says:

    NHS Drop in Centre, Tower Hamlets

  29. 29
    keredybretsa says:

    About time too!

  30. 30
    T'Old Fella says:

    As far as Geedo is concerns if there is enough crap flung around some is bound to stick, remember he now dances to the Murdoch band now

  31. 31
    Oily self-publicist (Max or Keef?) says:

    How long will calamity put him on the naughty step?
    Ans will he stay there?

  32. 32
    Hand the Cat says:

    Fatso Watson has been quite this week

  33. 33
    Paniagua says:

    quite what?

  34. 34
    T'Old Fella says:

    8i££y doesn’t eat that rubbish for real does he?

  35. 35
    Skorpian de Rooftrouser says:

    She has also gat a face like a slapped arse

  36. 36
    Sesuna says:

    You are Col. M.T. Mustard (ret’d) and I claim my box of Valentine’s Roses.

  37. 37
  38. 38
    bbcbeast says:

    Some light (hand) entertainment for all our staff

  39. 39
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Why are you still here? I may have to block your moniker.

  40. 40
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

  41. 41
    Great British Public says:

    Thanks but no thanks.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    A meeting with Nick Clegg? That’s BOUND to frighten him. Not.

    Next escalation:

    “The Comfy Chair!”

  43. 43
    Andy Burnem says:

    Sounds good to me.

  44. 44
    An Austrian artist says:

    Time to get out the violins and Schindlers list
    The hook nosed self chosen ones just dont seen to get why they have been depised for 5000 years and are repeatedly asked to kindly move onby every country that the have ever infested
    I have a soluton (a final one)

  45. 45
    STuN says:

    Does the one on the right look like 8i££ys mum then?

  46. 46
    Calamity Clegg says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

  47. 47
    An Austrian artist says:

    The CLEGGA
    The enforcement arm of the hello kitty factory
    ALTHOUGH!
    Being a LibDem there maybe sexual humillition and degradadtion involved
    It goes with the yesllow rosette

  48. 48
    The Third Way doesn't work either says:

    3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years…

    The power of thought.

  49. 49
    C.Bryant says:

    Now you’re talking!

  50. 50
    Clegg Watch says:

    So what is Clegg going to do to make this happen ?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/9855353/Nick-Clegg-piles-pressure-on-Chris-Huhne-to-hand-back-17000-severance-package.html

    As much as he is going to do to stop Ward attempting to re-write history.

  51. 51
    My name's not Steve but can I join in? says:

    You really want a heap of E-numbers diluted with a scintilla of cocoa butter and shitloads of sugar?

    P.S. I see Pok*r Bum has been banned. Too clever by half for this kiddy blog, I suppose.

  52. 52
    Keith Vaz says:

    Sag aloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  53. 53
    Owin Jones says:

    Prime Minister: David Cameron will not resign

    David Cameron: Prime Minister steps down

  54. 54
    Fat Bastard says:

    By-election coming up in Eastleigh. I have to look as if I’m busy co-ordinating the campaign. We have the proverbial chance of a snowball in hell of taking the seat, of course, but I still have to put on a show. You know how that goes. All drama, all the time, that’s me.

  55. 55
    T'Old Fella says:

    Gays have always been around whether they declare it or not, to say otherwise is a bit silly, it is suprising how many Cons have “come out” but they have always been there. As long as gays do not act like drama queens and associate with like minded folks it’s fine by me. There is a a truism that if gays were not allowed to work in health services a lot of hospitals could not function (private and NHS”, live and let live

  56. 56
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    How dare they call Carina a bag ;-)

  57. 57
    Steve's DEAD Mother says:

    He WAS a difficult bastard child- extremely narcissistic.

  58. 58
  59. 59
    Pope Ratso says:

    Who’d’a thunk it?

  60. 60
    See Gal says:

    If you want a good laugh, On Deadly Ground on ITV4 tonight. A fun action flick with a pre-fat Steven Seagal and a hilarious turn by Michael Caine as an evil oilman. Ends with a 5 minute monologue by Seagal about AGW, which was apparently much longer and was cut down at the studio’s insistence. :-D

  61. 61
    An Austrian artist says:

    I always cry for the looooooooooo after one
    Then Keith gigives a press conferance outside of the balti house

  62. 62
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I’m giving up coke for lent unless its mixed with whiskey or in a line.

  63. 63
    My Other Van's A Comma says:

    That’s just Ewa B., pissing about as usual.

  64. 64
    Prophylactic Pete says:

    Nick Clegg had a bum-hole transplant. The bum-hole rejected him.

  65. 65
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    ….I’ll be sticking with the heroin for”relaxation” purposes.

  66. 66
    STuN says:

    What about the £53,000 plus for winding up his office he’s probably claimed or about to.

    Then there’s the iPad £600.00

    Fucking twat! if I could guarantee myself the same cell, I’d break the law and batter the C*NT

  67. 67
    Labour mantra says:

    Too fast. Two deep.

  68. 68
    STuN says:

    Don’t forget where you’ve left the kids Dave!

  69. 69
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    LOL and laughing hysterically ; ) Unfortunately, young chap, I had to go with what was on offer.

  70. 70
    An Austrian artist says:

    Anybody taking money on how long Chris frontbottom gets?

    I would suggest 18months (would prefer that he got the black cap)
    He is a sleazey as Archole and Aitkin so should get just as much time

    Maybe he should be pilloried ?

  71. 71
    Prophylactic Pete says:

    You appeared to reject him in the back garden of Number10,circa 2010, “PM”?

  72. 72
    lojolondon says:

    Brave Sir Clegg, bravely ran away,
    Bravely ran away, away.
    When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
    Yes, brave Sir Clegg turned about
    And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
    He beat a very brave retreat,
    Bravest of the brave, Sir Clegg.

    Acknowledgments to Monty Python.

    That is my prediction!!

  73. 73
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Amongst my many, and varied, other attributes, I’m a top-quality actor, Proph.

  74. 74
    PATERSON AND FSA LYING TO THE PUBLIC says:

    Both Sky news and The BBC have been inside farm box meats in Wales , where despite the Gov and FSA telling us that they shut it down and removed all the meat etc
    The factory is still working and de boning horses , and the owner was only too pleased to show them around and show them the horse carcases in the fridges
    So the Government are just putting out what the public want to hear , which is a total lie

  75. 75
    Lol says:

    Do the other verse where he gets dismembered.

  76. 76
    E says:

    I ain’t eaten meat since Yer Knob’ll Fall-out , in 1886 , babe .

    U ppl can all canter off into sunset , wiv Black Beauty theme playin , for all I cares .

    E x x

  77. 77
    maggie the dog says:

    What are they going to do touch pee pee’s

  78. 78
    SP4BS says:

    When this came up before, people were getting 3-4 months for giving points to people who lived abroad, or who were otherwise innocent third parties.

    Whether its worse to make someone take the points might end up with similar results. although up to now, nobody was daft enough to incriminate themselves for the hell of it.

  79. 79
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Wir brauchen eine endgültige Lösung…

  80. 80
    Lunch On Meat says:

    You might like this then, E. Meat-eaters are simple folk. Forgive them their pea-braindedness.

  81. 81
    imho says:

    And each of the 3 years to run consecutively.

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    Cultural Enrichment for Stafford General Hospital. They’re cheap, what’s wrong with that?

  83. 83
    Dez Appointed says:

    Oi, I watched that clip right through and honey-chile D’Abbot didn’t appear once.
    Black Beauty my arse.

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Iran carries out more sex change operations than any country except Thailand. there’s no gays in Iran according to A Mad Dinner Jacket cos they’re either hanged or have their bits chopped off (Islam’s default response to anything).

  85. 85
    E says:

    Hmm . Thx for that Lunchers , darlin : ) . Not quite wot I lookin for , I thinks : ( although I’s havin a private *moment* involvin Stacy Dornin’s bottom an my tongue , ain’t I ??

    Thx for postin .

    E x x .

  86. 86
    Weygand says:

    What has happened to my polite and pertinent contribution?

  87. 87
    Crusty Bum says:

    Fine with me.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like they persecute anyone who criticise their racist colony, ethnic cleansing, crimes against humanity, human rights abuses, disregard of UN resolutions, undermining of western democracies, land thievery, organ theft, supremacist arrogance, libel etc,.etc. etc.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    He’s not going to prison, merely spending a lot more time at the gym.

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Why should he resign??? Nothing wrong with telling the truth about some distant foreign country. Unless of course people think they are some kind of irreproachable “Master Race” ?

  91. 91
    Sydney Cole says:

    Only you know and nobody else cares.

  92. 92
    Casual Observer says:

    I don’t think so…

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Nein! Er ist ein Judenhasser! Vergast Ihn!

  94. 94
    A McHorse Cheddar Lettuce and Tomato McStake says:

    I know Stocker’s Farm rather well. Great views down to The Grand Union “whinnies”

  95. 95
    GOM says:

    Far too sensible a comment!

  96. 96
    Dick Wad says:

    Who said that Kebab Time? You typing away in your sad little bedsit?

  97. 97
    J says:

    What are you trying to say? Just say it already.

  98. 98
    Grrr says:

    I asusme you’re talking about Radical Islam here – not the democratic state of Israel.

  99. 99
    The wizz says:

    @waygand: Now come on me’hearty, the original theme went AWOL way back. to enjoy this site just go with the flow.

  100. 100
    nicks licked says:

    sorry sorry sorry for being such a spineless dpm

  101. 101
    Mike Oxenfire says:

    (C) Monty Python, 1974

  102. 102
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Peter Turkson gets prepared by the local witch doctor to take over the big bwana’s chair in Rome…

  103. 103
    Weygand says:

    I think you must be WayGone my friend.

    Turds go with the flow.

  104. 104
    Aunt Hilda says:

    cruddas trying very hard to make what sensible things he says sound profound… But as usual any depth lacking…sound bites in progress with a newsnight dressing

  105. 105
    Pointless says:

    Oh well, since we are going round again, I repeat:

    165
    Pointless says:
    February 14, 2013 at 2:49 am

    Lissen boy – dis am what you get if you don take dem points.

  106. 106
    Pointless says:

    That is just tickety-boo

  107. 107
    Pointless but useful says:

    Time to bring down the curtain on this fat trougher.

  108. 108
    lojolondon says:

    Archer got 4 years for perverting the course of justice. Aitkin got 18 months.

  109. 109
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I object to Maria Miller being described as ‘Tougher in Chief’ that title is surely mine. On topic, it is really nice to see fellow colleagues in the news and taking the heat off me. Boaz.

  110. 110
    Vote UKIP - The Fresh Choice! says:

    Seagal is a tubby useless waste of space and a truly terrible actor. I make it a point never to watch any of his films on TV.

  111. 111
    Sarah Teat Her says:

    Lovin’ it!

  112. 112
    Mid Staffs Care Pathway says:

    ” the LibDem leadership was at the end of their tether”

    or as the rhyming slang goes “the end of their Sarah”.

  113. 113
    Collective nouns for the thought Police says:

    Guido if it is now a resigning matter to refer to The J**s as The J**s what are we to call them ?

  114. 114
    Vlad the Inhaler says:

    My old mate Jack the Ripper once scribbled ‘The juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing’.

  115. 115
    Political Pedaant says:

    Tough on Troughing – and trough on the causes of Toughing?


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