February 13th, 2013

Clegg’s Final Showdown With David “The Jews” Ward

Things are getting very serious for David Ward. Earlier this week Guido revealed how the LibDem leadership was at the end of their tether, now Nick Clegg has taken the matter out of the hands of his chief whip by demanding a meeting in person.

Could he finally be about to show a second yellow card?


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Someone famous once said “To find out who rules you, you must first find out who you are not allowed to criticize”


    • 3
      Sarah says:

      Kebabtime = #justwankingasusual

      • 8
        David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

        I’ve never heard of any of these people, bro. Should I be bovverd?

      • 19
        anon #7 says:

        OMFG !!!

        I never coulda predicted that little Billië Botty would turn into kebab an then become rather horsey , could I of ??

        • 36
          Sesuna says:

          You are Col. M.T. Mustard (ret’d) and I claim my box of Valentine’s Roses.

          • My name's not Steve but can I join in? says:

            You really want a heap of E-numbers diluted with a scintilla of cocoa butter and shitloads of sugar?

            P.S. I see Pok*r Bum has been banned. Too clever by half for this kiddy blog, I suppose.

          • Steve's DEAD Mother says:

            He WAS a difficult bastard child- extremely narcissistic.

          • My Other Van's A Comma says:

            That’s just Ewa B., pissing about as usual.

      • 112
        Mid Staffs Care Pathway says:

        ” the LibDem leadership was at the end of their tether”

        or as the rhyming slang goes “the end of their Sarah”.

    • 79
      Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

      Wir brauchen eine endgültige Lösung…

      • 88
        Anonymous says:

        Looks like they persecute anyone who criticise their racist colony, ethnic cleansing, crimes against humanity, human rights abuses, disregard of UN resolutions, undermining of western democracies, land thievery, organ theft, supremacist arrogance, libel etc,.etc. etc.

        • 98
          Grrr says:

          I asusme you’re talking about Radical Islam here – not the democratic state of Israel.

          • Vlad the Inhaler says:

            My old mate Jack the Ripper once scribbled ‘The juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing’.

    • 96
      Dick Wad says:

      Who said that Kebab Time? You typing away in your sad little bedsit?

  2. 2
    Sarah says:

    In trouble with Clegg, but assured of his growing popularity amongst the white girl groomers & cultural enrichers from Bradford.

    • 31
      Oily self-publicist (Max or Keef?) says:

      How long will calamity put him on the naughty step?
      Ans will he stay there?

  3. 4
    Casual Observer says:

    No showdown required: He should apologize then resign.

    • 17
      Paniagua says:

      Thats enough about Clegg for now.

    • 72
      lojolondon says:

      Brave Sir Clegg, bravely ran away,
      Bravely ran away, away.
      When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
      Yes, brave Sir Clegg turned about
      And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
      He beat a very brave retreat,
      Bravest of the brave, Sir Clegg.

      Acknowledgments to Monty Python.

      That is my prediction!!

    • 90
      Anonymous says:

      Why should he resign??? Nothing wrong with telling the truth about some distant foreign country. Unless of course people think they are some kind of irreproachable “Master Race” ?

    • 92
      Casual Observer says:

      I don’t think so…

  4. 5
    redinwhite says:

    For goodness sake leave the man alone – his language was clumsy and insensitive but he did apologise properly and I am sure he did not intend any offence. Move on, move on…

    • 11
      T'Old Fella says:

      It seems a little like Lord Halifax before the start of the 2nd world war, if he had refered to indians would there been the same hullaballu

  5. 6
    Maria Miller Trougher-in-Chief says:

    In December 2012 it was reported that, between 2005 and 2009, Miller had claimed over £90,000 in parliamentary expenses for the mortgage and upkeep of a house in south London where her parents’ lived. She was subsequently reported to the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards and an inquiry launched into the claims. Miller responded to the reports by stating that her “financial arrangements” had been audited on two occasions since she became an MP and no issues had been found with them and that her parents lived with her as “dependents” under Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority rules.

    On 12 December it was reported that during a telephone call to The Daily Telegraph David Cameron’s spokesman Craig Oliver had warned the newspaper against running a critical story concerning Miller’s expenses because of her role in enacting proposals in the Leveson report. Downing Street denied that any threats were made.

  6. 7
    SP4BS says:

    Still got that photo with the question mark and the swastika eh?
    I just see that as a pathetic attempt to manipulate us, as you must know what its all about by now.

    • 30
      T'Old Fella says:

      As far as Geedo is concerns if there is enough crap flung around some is bound to stick, remember he now dances to the Murdoch band now

  7. 9
    STuN says:

    Potential Lib Dem candidate in Mozambique gets the party doctrine.

  8. 10
    MacGuffin says:

    Why won’t the Greater Israel lobby leave this poor man alone?

    • 24
      SP4BS says:

      Because in his misuse of words he’s excluded the “shrieking atlanticist wierdos” from the equation.

  9. 15
    Jenny Tonge says:

    Who will think of them poor,poor gay people in hamas

    • 55
      T'Old Fella says:

      Gays have always been around whether they declare it or not, to say otherwise is a bit silly, it is suprising how many Cons have “come out” but they have always been there. As long as gays do not act like drama queens and associate with like minded folks it’s fine by me. There is a a truism that if gays were not allowed to work in health services a lot of hospitals could not function (private and NHS”, live and let live

    • 84
      Anonymous says:

      Iran carries out more sex change operations than any country except Thailand. there’s no gays in Iran according to A Mad Dinner Jacket cos they’re either hanged or have their bits chopped off (Islam’s default response to anything).

  10. 16
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Meanwhile in Eastleigh,

    The Tories are standing on the capitalist ticket.
    Labour are standing on the socialist ticket.
    UKIP are standing on the anti-immigration ticket, and….wait for it, wait for it….
    The LibDems are standing on the speeding ticket.

  11. 22
    Esther says:

    The situation in the M.E. is an extremely complex one and a resolution to ongoing conflicts needs to be handled in an intelligent manner. Ward appears to be adding fuel to the fire as his views are somewhat one sided. He would do well to keep his views to himself for a while. The J*ws and Pale *stinians must work towards peace and learn to compromise.

  12. 23
    David Ward says:

    Ok..I get it now. I can’t say “the je-ws. Or Dachau fodder. Auschie fuel. Sobibor boilers. Ok. That’s clear. my, my the snip dicks are so prickly aren’t they?

    In future I shall use plain old “Untermensch”, OK.

  13. 26
    ████ ' changed my tune' Hoon says:

    My spokesman has this message for Calamity Clegg

  14. 29
    keredybretsa says:

    About time too!

  15. 32
    Hand the Cat says:

    Fatso Watson has been quite this week

    • 33
      Paniagua says:

      quite what?

    • 54
      Fat Bastard says:

      By-election coming up in Eastleigh. I have to look as if I’m busy co-ordinating the campaign. We have the proverbial chance of a snowball in hell of taking the seat, of course, but I still have to put on a show. You know how that goes. All drama, all the time, that’s me.

  16. 37
  17. 38
    bbcbeast says:

    Some light (hand) entertainment for all our staff

  18. 40
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

  19. 42
    Anonymous says:

    A meeting with Nick Clegg? That’s BOUND to frighten him. Not.

    Next escalation:

    “The Comfy Chair!”

    • 47
      An Austrian artist says:

      The CLEGGA
      The enforcement arm of the hello kitty factory
      Being a LibDem there maybe sexual humillition and degradadtion involved
      It goes with the yesllow rosette

  20. 44
    An Austrian artist says:

    Time to get out the violins and Schindlers list
    The hook nosed self chosen ones just dont seen to get why they have been depised for 5000 years and are repeatedly asked to kindly move onby every country that the have ever infested
    I have a soluton (a final one)

  21. 46
    Calamity Clegg says:


    • 48
      The Third Way doesn't work either says:

      3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years, 3 years…

      The power of thought.

      • 78
        SP4BS says:

        When this came up before, people were getting 3-4 months for giving points to people who lived abroad, or who were otherwise innocent third parties.

        Whether its worse to make someone take the points might end up with similar results. although up to now, nobody was daft enough to incriminate themselves for the hell of it.

      • 81
        imho says:

        And each of the 3 years to run consecutively.

    • 50
      Clegg Watch says:

      So what is Clegg going to do to make this happen ?


      As much as he is going to do to stop Ward attempting to re-write history.

      • 66
        STuN says:

        What about the £53,000 plus for winding up his office he’s probably claimed or about to.

        Then there’s the iPad £600.00

        Fucking twat! if I could guarantee myself the same cell, I’d break the law and batter the C*NT

    • 56
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      How dare they call Carina a bag ;-)

    • 58
    • 89
      Anonymous says:

      He’s not going to prison, merely spending a lot more time at the gym.

  22. 52
    Keith Vaz says:

    Sag aloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    • 61
      An Austrian artist says:

      I always cry for the looooooooooo after one
      Then Keith gigives a press conferance outside of the balti house

  23. 53
    Owin Jones says:

    Prime Minister: David Cameron will not resign

    David Cameron: Prime Minister steps down

  24. 60
    See Gal says:

    If you want a good laugh, On Deadly Ground on ITV4 tonight. A fun action flick with a pre-fat Steven Seagal and a hilarious turn by Michael Caine as an evil oilman. Ends with a 5 minute monologue by Seagal about AGW, which was apparently much longer and was cut down at the studio’s insistence. :-D

    • 110
      Vote UKIP - The Fresh Choice! says:

      Seagal is a tubby useless waste of space and a truly terrible actor. I make it a point never to watch any of his films on TV.

  25. 62
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I’m giving up coke for lent unless its mixed with whiskey or in a line.

  26. 64
    Prophylactic Pete says:

    Nick Clegg had a bum-hole transplant. The bum-hole rejected him.

  27. 70
    An Austrian artist says:

    Anybody taking money on how long Chris frontbottom gets?

    I would suggest 18months (would prefer that he got the black cap)
    He is a sleazey as Archole and Aitkin so should get just as much time

    Maybe he should be pilloried ?

  28. 71
    Prophylactic Pete says:

    You appeared to reject him in the back garden of Number10,circa 2010, “PM”?

    • 73
      David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

      Amongst my many, and varied, other attributes, I’m a top-quality actor, Proph.

  29. 74

    Both Sky news and The BBC have been inside farm box meats in Wales , where despite the Gov and FSA telling us that they shut it down and removed all the meat etc
    The factory is still working and de boning horses , and the owner was only too pleased to show them around and show them the horse carcases in the fridges
    So the Government are just putting out what the public want to hear , which is a total lie

    • 76
      E says:

      I ain’t eaten meat since Yer Knob’ll Fall-out , in 1886 , babe .

      U ppl can all canter off into sunset , wiv Black Beauty theme playin , for all I cares .

      E x x

      • 80
        Lunch On Meat says:

        You might like this then, E. Meat-eaters are simple folk. Forgive them their pea-braindedness.

        • 83
          Dez Appointed says:

          Oi, I watched that clip right through and honey-chile D’Abbot didn’t appear once.
          Black Beauty my arse.

        • 85
          E says:

          Hmm . Thx for that Lunchers , darlin : ) . Not quite wot I lookin for , I thinks : ( although I’s havin a private *moment* involvin Stacy Dornin’s bottom an my tongue , ain’t I ??

          Thx for postin .

          E x x .

        • 94
          A McHorse Cheddar Lettuce and Tomato McStake says:

          I know Stocker’s Farm rather well. Great views down to The Grand Union “whinnies”

      • 97
        J says:

        What are you trying to say? Just say it already.

  30. 77
    maggie the dog says:

    What are they going to do touch pee pee’s

  31. 86
    Weygand says:

    What has happened to my polite and pertinent contribution?

  32. 104
    Aunt Hilda says:

    cruddas trying very hard to make what sensible things he says sound profound… But as usual any depth lacking…sound bites in progress with a newsnight dressing

  33. 113
    Collective nouns for the thought Police says:

    Guido if it is now a resigning matter to refer to The J**s as The J**s what are we to call them ?

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