Things are getting very serious for David Ward. Earlier this week Guido revealed how the LibDem leadership was at the end of their tether, now Nick Clegg has taken the matter out of the hands of his chief whip by demanding a meeting in person.
Could he finally be about to show a second yellow card?
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
Someone famous once said “To find out who rules you, you must first find out who you are not allowed to criticize”
#Justsayin
Kebabtime = #justwankingasusual
I’ve never heard of any of these people, bro. Should I be bovverd?
Kebabtime = #fap fap fap fap fap
This man should be tried for cruelty especially to our member 5
OMFG !!!
I never coulda predicted that little Billië Botty would turn into kebab an then become rather horsey , could I of ??
You are Col. M.T. Mustard (ret’d) and I claim my box of Valentine’s Roses.
You really want a heap of E-numbers diluted with a scintilla of cocoa butter and shitloads of sugar?
P.S. I see Pok*r Bum has been banned. Too clever by half for this kiddy blog, I suppose.
He WAS a difficult bastard child- extremely narcissistic.
That’s just Ewa B., pissing about as usual.
” the LibDem leadership was at the end of their tether”
or as the rhyming slang goes “the end of their Sarah”.
Wir brauchen eine endgültige Lösung…
Looks like they persecute anyone who criticise their racist colony, ethnic cleansing, crimes against humanity, human rights abuses, disregard of UN resolutions, undermining of western democracies, land thievery, organ theft, supremacist arrogance, libel etc,.etc. etc.
I asusme you’re talking about Radical Islam here – not the democratic state of Israel.
My old mate Jack the Ripper once scribbled ‘The juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing’.
Who said that Kebab Time? You typing away in your sad little bedsit?
In trouble with Clegg, but assured of his growing popularity amongst the white girl groomers & cultural enrichers from Bradford.
How long will calamity put him on the naughty step?
Ans will he stay there?
No showdown required: He should apologize then resign.
Thats enough about Clegg for now.
Brave Sir Clegg, bravely ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Clegg turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Clegg.
Acknowledgments to Monty Python.
That is my prediction!!
Do the other verse where he gets dismembered.
Why should he resign??? Nothing wrong with telling the truth about some distant foreign country. Unless of course people think they are some kind of irreproachable “Master Race” ?
I don’t think so…
For goodness sake leave the man alone – his language was clumsy and insensitive but he did apologise properly and I am sure he did not intend any offence. Move on, move on…
It seems a little like Lord Halifax before the start of the 2nd world war, if he had refered to indians would there been the same hullaballu
Nein! Er ist ein Judenhasser! Vergast Ihn!
In December 2012 it was reported that, between 2005 and 2009, Miller had claimed over £90,000 in parliamentary expenses for the mortgage and upkeep of a house in south London where her parents’ lived. She was subsequently reported to the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards and an inquiry launched into the claims. Miller responded to the reports by stating that her “financial arrangements” had been audited on two occasions since she became an MP and no issues had been found with them and that her parents lived with her as “dependents” under Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority rules.
On 12 December it was reported that during a telephone call to The Daily Telegraph David Cameron’s spokesman Craig Oliver had warned the newspaper against running a critical story concerning Miller’s expenses because of her role in enacting proposals in the Leveson report. Downing Street denied that any threats were made.
After she has closed down the free press we will never get to hear of their thieving again.
Miller was one of the biggest troughers in the HoC and Camermoron backed her all the wasy
She has also gat a face like a slapped arse
Now you’re talking!
I object to Maria Miller being described as ‘Tougher in Chief’ that title is surely mine. On topic, it is really nice to see fellow colleagues in the news and taking the heat off me. Boaz.
Tough on Troughing – and trough on the causes of Toughing?
Still got that photo with the question mark and the swastika eh?
I just see that as a pathetic attempt to manipulate us, as you must know what its all about by now.
As far as Geedo is concerns if there is enough crap flung around some is bound to stick, remember he now dances to the Murdoch band now
Potential Lib Dem candidate in Mozambique gets the party doctrine.
Should be called Kebabtime’s parents have just seen the phone bill.
8i££y doesn’t eat that rubbish for real does he?
Does the one on the right look like 8i££ys mum then?
NHS Drop in Centre, Tower Hamlets
Cultural Enrichment for Stafford General Hospital. They’re cheap, what’s wrong with that?
Peter Turkson gets prepared by the local witch doctor to take over the big bwana’s chair in Rome…
Oh well, since we are going round again, I repeat:
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Pointless says:
February 14, 2013 at 2:49 am
Lissen boy – dis am what you get if you don take dem points.
Why won’t the Greater Israel lobby leave this poor man alone?
Because in his misuse of words he’s excluded the “shrieking atlanticist wierdos” from the equation.
Who will think of them poor,poor gay people in hamas
Gays have always been around whether they declare it or not, to say otherwise is a bit silly, it is suprising how many Cons have “come out” but they have always been there. As long as gays do not act like drama queens and associate with like minded folks it’s fine by me. There is a a truism that if gays were not allowed to work in health services a lot of hospitals could not function (private and NHS”, live and let live
Iran carries out more sex change operations than any country except Thailand. there’s no gays in Iran according to A Mad Dinner Jacket cos they’re either hanged or have their bits chopped off (Islam’s default response to anything).
Meanwhile in Eastleigh,
The Tories are standing on the capitalist ticket.
Labour are standing on the socialist ticket.
UKIP are standing on the anti-immigration ticket, and….wait for it, wait for it….
The LibDems are standing on the speeding ticket.
+ lots
That is just tickety-boo
Nice one ATTT
Too fast. Two deep.
Fine with me.
The situation in the M.E. is an extremely complex one and a resolution to ongoing conflicts needs to be handled in an intelligent manner. Ward appears to be adding fuel to the fire as his views are somewhat one sided. He would do well to keep his views to himself for a while. The J*ws and Pale *stinians must work towards peace and learn to compromise.
Far too sensible a comment!
Ok..I get it now. I can’t say “the je-ws. Or Dachau fodder. Auschie fuel. Sobibor boilers. Ok. That’s clear. my, my the snip dicks are so prickly aren’t they?
In future I shall use plain old “Untermensch”, OK.
Try saying mmmmmmmmmmmmm without saying Mengele?
Lovin’ it!
Sounds good to me.
My spokesman has this message for Calamity Clegg
About time too!
Why are you still here? I may have to block your moniker.
Fatso Watson has been quite this week
quite what?
By-election coming up in Eastleigh. I have to look as if I’m busy co-ordinating the campaign. We have the proverbial chance of a snowball in hell of taking the seat, of course, but I still have to put on a show. You know how that goes. All drama, all the time, that’s me.
Time to bring down the curtain on this fat trougher.
Some light (hand) entertainment for all our staff
Vote UKIP.
Thanks but no thanks.
A meeting with Nick Clegg? That’s BOUND to frighten him. Not.
Next escalation:
“The Comfy Chair!”
The CLEGGA
The enforcement arm of the hello kitty factory
ALTHOUGH!
Being a LibDem there maybe sexual humillition and degradadtion involved
It goes with the yesllow rosette
Time to get out the violins and Schindlers list
The hook nosed self chosen ones just dont seen to get why they have been depised for 5000 years and are repeatedly asked to kindly move onby every country that the have ever infested
I have a soluton (a final one)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
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The power of thought.
When this came up before, people were getting 3-4 months for giving points to people who lived abroad, or who were otherwise innocent third parties.
Whether its worse to make someone take the points might end up with similar results. although up to now, nobody was daft enough to incriminate themselves for the hell of it.
Archer got 4 years for perverting the course of justice. Aitkin got 18 months.
And each of the 3 years to run consecutively.
So what is Clegg going to do to make this happen ?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/9855353/Nick-Clegg-piles-pressure-on-Chris-Huhne-to-hand-back-17000-severance-package.html
As much as he is going to do to stop Ward attempting to re-write history.
What about the £53,000 plus for winding up his office he’s probably claimed or about to.
Then there’s the iPad £600.00
Fucking twat! if I could guarantee myself the same cell, I’d break the law and batter the C*NT
How dare they call Carina a bag
He’s not going to prison, merely spending a lot more time at the gym.
Sag aloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I always cry for the looooooooooo after one
Then Keith gigives a press conferance outside of the balti house
Prime Minister: David Cameron will not resign
David Cameron: Prime Minister steps down
Who’d'a thunk it?
If you want a good laugh, On Deadly Ground on ITV4 tonight. A fun action flick with a pre-fat Steven Seagal and a hilarious turn by Michael Caine as an evil oilman. Ends with a 5 minute monologue by Seagal about AGW, which was apparently much longer and was cut down at the studio’s insistence.
Seagal is a tubby useless waste of space and a truly terrible actor. I make it a point never to watch any of his films on TV.
I’m giving up coke for lent unless its mixed with whiskey or in a line.
….I’ll be sticking with the heroin for”relaxation” purposes.
Don’t forget where you’ve left the kids Dave!
Nick Clegg had a bum-hole transplant. The bum-hole rejected him.
LOL and laughing hysterically ; ) Unfortunately, young chap, I had to go with what was on offer.
sorry sorry sorry for being such a spineless dpm
(C) Monty Python, 1974
Anybody taking money on how long Chris frontbottom gets?
I would suggest 18months (would prefer that he got the black cap)
He is a sleazey as Archole and Aitkin so should get just as much time
Maybe he should be pilloried ?
You appeared to reject him in the back garden of Number10,circa 2010, “PM”?
Amongst my many, and varied, other attributes, I’m a top-quality actor, Proph.
Both Sky news and The BBC have been inside farm box meats in Wales , where despite the Gov and FSA telling us that they shut it down and removed all the meat etc
The factory is still working and de boning horses , and the owner was only too pleased to show them around and show them the horse carcases in the fridges
So the Government are just putting out what the public want to hear , which is a total lie
I ain’t eaten meat since Yer Knob’ll Fall-out , in 1886 , babe .
U ppl can all canter off into sunset , wiv Black Beauty theme playin , for all I cares .
E x x
You might like this then, E. Meat-eaters are simple folk. Forgive them their pea-braindedness.
Oi, I watched that clip right through and honey-chile D’Abbot didn’t appear once.
Black Beauty my arse.
Hmm . Thx for that Lunchers , darlin : ) . Not quite wot I lookin for , I thinks : ( although I’s havin a private *moment* involvin Stacy Dornin’s bottom an my tongue , ain’t I ??
Thx for postin .
E x x .
I know Stocker’s Farm rather well. Great views down to The Grand Union “whinnies”
What are you trying to say? Just say it already.
What are they going to do touch pee pee’s
What has happened to my polite and pertinent contribution?
Only you know and nobody else cares.
@waygand: Now come on me’hearty, the original theme went AWOL way back. to enjoy this site just go with the flow.
I think you must be WayGone my friend.
Turds go with the flow.
cruddas trying very hard to make what sensible things he says sound profound… But as usual any depth lacking…sound bites in progress with a newsnight dressing
Guido if it is now a resigning matter to refer to The J**s as The J**s what are we to call them ?