February 12th, 2013

Right Here, Right Now, In Parliament
Fat Boy Slim to DJ Westminster

Guido is preparing to relive his more youthful days as Fat Boy Slim is playing in Parliament on 6 March, thanks to the Last Night A DJ Saved My Life Foundation. Norman Cook is excited too: “I’ve played some exciting and unique places around the world from Bondi Beach to The Great Wall of China to an Igloo but playing in the House of Commons might be the most unique to date.” See you at the “House The House” event. Sorted.


  1. 1
    Owin Jones says:

    Graduate Cait Reilly wins Court of Appeal claim that working for free breached laws banning slavery and forced labour .

    What abaht the interns ??

  2. 2
    Darius says:

    He don’t look fat 2 me.

  3. 3
    The Third Way doesn't work either says:

    You can’t have most unique, Mr Fatboy.

  4. 4
    So What? Another Terrorist Wins. says:

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    More pointless shit

  6. 6
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    He was playing the rio carnival a few nights ago, so he can go somewhere where more people are shagging.

    Also bad news for Sally.


    Highest divorce rate – 26.8% – was in couples where the husband was a light-drinker and the wife binged

  7. 7
    Steve (ex- Labour) says:

    Well Westminster is a mere tourist attraction now anyway, its power given away to the EU unelected politburo.

    HOC might as well become a venue.

  8. 8
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    South Africa’s Breivik.

  9. 9
    Joss Taskin says:

    Have you been released from a prison then ?

  10. 10
    Steve (ex- Labour) says:

    You are everything that is wrong with our Labour Party.

    You are the embodiment of why white working class ex-Labour lifelong voters are leaving.

    You disenfranchised my people in our own country. You & your ilk imported a new voter base to steal my kids future in their own country.

    Damn the Labour party to hell.

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  12. 12
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Yes and just look at the mess South Africa is in now, a criminals paradise where it’s not safe to walk the street in daylight.

  13. 13
    George(ex towel folder) Osborne says:

    Dive Dive Dive!

  14. 14
    ROCK BOTTOM" LYNSEY DE P@UL (modbot version) says:

  15. 15
    Baby boomer says:

    Well said!

  16. 16
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Yes all the last Labour Government should be executed.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    The people of Eastliegh should not be concerned about where their candidates come from. But should be worrying about the mass immigration due shortly. The immigration minister refused to say how many might be coming after being asked on no less than four occasions yesterday. His reasons for not saying was that he did not want to care the public. I think its time to get worried and vote UKIP don’t you. The goverment are pretending that they can deny benefits to all these new immigrants, well they cannot under EU and Human Rights law so don’t believe a word of this properganda. Your benefits have already been cut to help pay any benefits these immigrants claim

  18. 18
    STuN says:

    It is a venue! It’s where taxpayer funded thieves and conmen play out thier sordid plays and lies.

  19. 19
    Cloud Cuckoo says:

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    left wing, right wing, it's all the same bird. says:

    It’s like FBSlim is clairvoyant, bet he doesn’t play the track from his album “halfway between gutter and the stars”
    Track 2 “star 69″
    The lyrics in full below
    (to a banging beat)

    What the f@#k
    They know what is what
    But they don’t know what is what
    They just strut
    What the F@#k

    (repeat for 5 mins lol)

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    The Conservative leadership has been sharply criticised for breaking a flagship promise made while in opposition to raise the threshold to £1million.

    Instead, the rate will be frozen at £325,000, pulling yet more people into the tax net.


  22. 22
    Livin' it large says:

  23. 23
    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    This is one of those times when the Law is an ass. Absolute madness.

  24. 24
    Benefits Agency says:

    But it isn’t ‘for free’, is it?

  25. 25
    Lord Stansted says:

    Quite. They come over here but don’t bother to learn our language.

  26. 26
    The Public says:

    Guido, you really have become the most odious ‘insider’ of them all. None of your readers are invited to the taxpayer subsidised wank fest.

  27. 27
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Better than increasing taxes on incomes (punishment for working).

    Better to tax land values instead of work and then people wouldn’t try and prevent inflation by wanting housing to be unaffordable.

  28. 28
    Lord Stansted says:


  29. 29
    The Public says:

    Guilty men walking free is always inspiring

  30. 30
    Khoikhoi says:

    Was it ever?

  31. 31
    Uncle Joe says:

    A man after my own heart!

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  33. 33
    SomeoneElse says:

    doesn’t matter, despite Southampton having the biggest Polish population in the UK outside of Lundan, you can’t tell them from the local chavs

  34. 34
    Music is noise. Noise is pollution. says:

    Music should be banned. And people who go to antisocial ‘raves’ should be mowed-down with a Gattling gun.

  35. 35
    Labour ruined Britain says:

    They should be tortured first.

  36. 36
    Fat Boy Slim has a shitty house in Portslade says:

    “I’ve played some exciting and unique places around the world from Bondi Beach to The Great Wall of China to an Igloo”

    Ah, yes.. the igloo. Whenever I try to think of an exciting and unique place, the igloo is the first thing that pops into my mind.

  37. 37
    A pretty straight kind of guy - bringing peace to the Middle East R us Inc says:

    Too compassionate – execute all Labour voters too.

  38. 38
    A pretty straight kind of guy - bringing peace to the Middle East R us Inc says:

    She benefits from lubrication.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    will gideon be there? hoovering up the gak

  40. 40
    Mandela is a racist thug says:

    Err, well yes it actually was.

  41. 41
    Noel E says:

    He has some Cake there – a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. It affects the part of your brain called Shatner’s Bassoon which deals with time perception.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    It is a misuse of the English language to claim playing in Parliament is “most unique”.

    Something is either unique or it is not.

  43. 43
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    “doesn’t matter”

    On the contrary, it matters one hell of a lot.

    Just where do you imagine the ‘free’ housing, schooling, healthcare and benefits are going to come from? Your piggy bank of funny money? The magic money tree? Your local unicorn herd? George Osborne’s patented printing kit? Or shall we just borrow billions more and put it on our grandchildrens future debt?

  44. 44
    Labour...menadacious expedient sociopaths all of 'em says:

    you’re priceless bunter

  45. 45
    multi coloured shit shop says:

    cosmic ordering is wonderful everyone should try… i got “deal or no deal”. it’s wonderful. world peace? end to famine? a cure for aids? nah dear universe give me a shitty superficial day time television game show.

  46. 46
    Point of information says:

    Unaffordable housing is a clear sign of real inflation.

    It does not show up in CPI / RPI though as this aspect of cost of living is excluded.

    Rents in particular increasing ahead of wages are wholly reflective of an inflation problem and do not prevent inflation, but transmits it to the real economy.

  47. 47
    Point of information says:

    Derek L@ud is hiding out down there.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    David Amess!

  49. 49
    Nevva Metta says:

    Yes, all the murder and poverty took place safely out of sight in the townships, despite the efforts of the kindly rosy-cheeked bobbies on the beat.

  50. 50
    George Galloway says:

  51. 51
    ?..? says:

    Womandela – the thinking man’s “terry wrist”.

  52. 52
    La Fold says:

    i wonder how many of them will be dysoning up the percy in the toilets?

    Rememeber kids to drop quick and drop early.
    where you been? what you on? nice as trousers, safe as houses, reach for the lasers!

  53. 53
    left wing, right wing, it's all the same bird! says:

    If you are going to use a perfectly valid medium (music/you tube) to make a point, and use the most successful British band of the last 30 years to do so…. at least pick something with decent audio please.

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