UKIP have chosen Diane James as their candidate in Eastleigh, a Surrey councillor and healthcare campaigner. After last night’s hustings she won almost 70% of the vote. Party sources are stressing to Guido that the fact she is currently a member of Community Speedwatch in rural Ewhurst is mere coincidence. See what they did there…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
I’m a very nazi man!
Has she got speed bumps?
No point in achieving now, sponge off the state all your life and have no worries.
That’s unfair: he left the Hitler Youth at least twenty years ago.
wtf is speedwatch?
http://speed-watch.org/
Another spastic web-site. Can’t these idiots lean not to put f—ging Mb-sized grapics on a single page. They shouldn’t be allowed a million-miles near a computer.
You have been told trillions of times not to exaggerate.
What’s with the spastic in the XR3 wheelchair?
F’ucked if I know
Community Speedwatch?
Is that those self-appointed nimbys that object to people in vehicles making noise in their rural idils?
If it is they just get the two-fingered salute as I drive past.
A driving licence is a privilege, not a right???!!!!! wtf are they on? If you’re going to use ‘soundbites’ (I know you can’t use soundbites on t’internet but you know what I mean) then at least make them accurate. If you have passed your test then a driving licence IS a right.
Nigel are you sure about this?
Community Speedwatch sounds like Mary Whitehouse pontificating in a wheelchair…
Aahhh, The Barron Knights!
Scarlett? An imported Blair stooge who messed the service up no end.
The original Scarlett Pimple..
Is that the tobacco baron from D Wing?
aint he the Scarlet that oversaw the shooting through the head seven times of an electrician?
And got promoted for it . . .
Classic. Vote UKIP !
You are still 8illy and I claim another five pounds
Lol…
…and get Labour.
And? there’d be no difference from what we have got now would there?
If you want change, vote UKIP. If you want more of the same failed policies that we have been lumbered with for the last 40 years, vote liblabcon, it makes sod all difference to the policies you will be given.
Can you explain how the miracles will start with ukip when they havent even got one MP ? it doesnt seem to occur to the numpties who drone on about ukip that they arent going to form a government this century !
No thanks but its better (o shit) than the current tossers
“Maria Hutchings says that she would vote for Britain to leave the EU and would have voted against gay marriage. She also identifies as “pro-life” and says that she is not a ‘Tory toff’.”
Sounds exactly like a Ukipper but is actually a sock puppet for the one party elite.
i fear that if i hit him in the mouth, I might fall in
Farage has just bottled standing in a seat he has contested before. He knows UKIP are un-electable.
How else do you propose sending a message to the political elite then?
Farage reckons UKIP are currently very popular, and the Eastleigh by-election could be an excellent platform for them and him – their most well known figure by far. He could rip to pieces the recent shambles on the refrendum and the budget.
Why hasn’t he got the b*lls to stand?
Why the fuck should he, UKIP are more than one man. They have an excellent candidate and the good people of Eastleigh should vote for her if they want to tell the EU loving elite to fuck off.
Farge not standing is tactical. If he stood you would get the usual “one man band”, are there no other candidates etc. I think it’s called keeping your powder dry untill something important comes along. 2014 EUSSR elections perhaps.
Dont be such a pillock ! nobody with any sense will take any notice of Nige ! he is just a pub bore !
Plato surely you must know your history, change is a must for the human race
Apparently Farage has important things to do in Brussels, or something…
http://tinyurl.com/cp6mnw3
better looking than the Tory slag!
I’d smash her back door in.
Vote UKIP and send a big message to the UK Councillors of the EU
Not with idiot designers of this http://speed-watch.org as Party members.
Paranormal Activity, shootings, bomb attacks, robberies, all scary… But nothing is more terrifying than seeing 5 missed calls from Prime Minister David Cameron.
Vote for me!
About as funny as genocide.
“mps do a tough job without much thanks”
Fuck me, only selected as the joke candidate and already he’s on the self-pity train.
Twat
Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.
Soylent Green is people.
You might be, fatty.
nope, Watson eats ass
… kisses ass
Have they been selling donkey-burgers on the beach?
This, from a man in connection with whom the expression, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!” cannot be regarded merely as hyperbole (unlike many of Fat Bastard’s pronouncements on other topics). Can’t make this shit up.
I’d rather be eaten than have Fatboy in his trunks sat on me.
I did not have that choice.
NAY
EEHAW to know better
Silly ass.
I’ve heard of big “asses,” a subject Tom Watson knows well, from the possession of, and state of being, one, but this is ridiculous:
http://news.yahoo.com/video/worlds-tallest-donkey-lives-north-003700920.html
Be kind. The content of his pies is probably the most important issue to Tom at the moment
If you have ever eaten salami, there is a very good chance you will have eaten donkey or Dobbin!
Salami likum?
Tom Watson admit that you heard about donkey meat in salami from Nigel Farage on QT – or come up with your own facts!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21413506
Hoisted by their own petards, even if for only one day.
The NUJ may have not yet realized that Common Purpose is the new Union.
Common Purpose, Bilderbergers, Bullingdon Club – why won’t they let me join?
It’s class discrimination again.
The Pope’s gone so I’ll have a word with my new governor. I wonder whether he’s a Mason?
Who’ll miss them if they strike, I won’t do we get a day’s remission on not paying the telly tax
Can the Grauniad also close that day as well please?
So new blood is not for UKIP, they’ll get tarred with the same brush, going with someone who has turned politics into a profession, looks like it’s stay at home time when it comes to voting in my area, shame.
be a devil; force yourself.
Well surely 500 postal votes from your address is better
An excelent choice
LibLabs must be seriously pissed off
GOOD LUCK DIANE
In case anyone was wondering what marvellous causes we use your money for overseas, here is one such shining example
http://www.thecommentator.com/article/2688/british_taxpayers_fund_holocaust_denial_from_arab_news_outlet
Well its one up on providing arms to genocidal regimes, or is it ?
Good luck Dianne.
May I behalf of the majority of voters in this land who are sick of being lied too and betrayed and being beaten into becoming ruled by Germany & France. wish you all the best of luck.
I hope the good people in Eastleigh turn out in their droves to support you !
Is she planning to tell the people who voted for her that she’s joined UKIP?
http://www.waverley.gov.uk/councillors/30/diane_james
Bit sneaky that.
What’s up Jimmy postal voting gone wrong.
‘tell the people who voted’
Ah like Gordon did when he sneaked off in the middle of the night to sign something or other in Europe you mean.
.. and only just AFTER being voted out of office too. He no longer had any authority to sign and his signature should be regarded as null and void and the UK not bound by it.
Labour must be worried if they are paying you £6.19 for an hours worth of posting.
Well losing Eastleigh would be a huge blow.
Won’t it just
http://www.waverley.gov.uk/download/downloads/id/3268/cllr_diane_m_james-register_of_interests
She states in her register of interests that she is a member of UKIP, Jimmy. Isn’t that a good enough hint?
So you find out after the election which party the candidate belongs to?
So far we have a candidate embarrassed by her party (lemons) and a party (nasties) embarrassed by its candidate who appears to be no longer available for interviews.
This will be fun.
A bit like finding out the sex of a candidate after the all women short-list eh?
Thumbs up, lol.
Not really.
Sneaky is killing patients on the NHS and telling everyone that it was the best healthcare in the world. Actually, that’s a crime against humanity.
Ѕnеаky іn thе wаy thаt dеclаrіng rеpеаtеdly thе аbоlіtіоn оf bооm аnd buѕt hаd оccurrеd іn thе lеаd up tо thе bіggеѕt buѕt іn hіѕtоry (аnd nоt tаlkіng аbоut Dоlly Pаrtоn hеrе.)
http://opensourcetory.com/on-this-day-11-february-1975/
It is odd that the Conservative candidate Maria Hutchings appears to be the stereotype of UKIP:
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2013/02/how-tory-election-candidate-maria-hutchings-attacked-asylum-seekers
Reason for by-election: Previous Lib Dem MP Chris Huhne guilty of perverting course of justice over collusion with wife taking speeding points.
Candidates:
Lib Dems: Mike Thornton
(Asleep at the wheel)
Conservatives: Maria Hutchins
(Motor mouth / anti-immigrant)
Labour: John O’Farrell
(Joke candidate)
UKIP: Diana James
(Member speed watch)
Judging by voting pattern over past 20 years, there are some trends, but this time anything could happen.
Will be fun to see what happens: 17 days to go…
She looks a nice lady. If she were a plague rat
She’d be less toxic than a LibLabCon fat cat
Any Eastleigh voter would be blind as a bat
With fewer active brain cells than a gormless gnat
Deserving of a dirty great D on his hat
To choose yet again some E U mafia twat
One of your better ones, that!
Oh right. The biggest voting block, drivers & they select a candidate that gets perfectly safe ones prosecuted by Nimbys led by inexpert cops with kit costing all of us £5000 a pop! See http://bit.ly/MYsjt4 Eastleigh drivers take her name & vote anyone else.
But the wankers wont
I live in Eastleigh, I got the Lib Dems flyer through the door. It showed a graph of the parties and their percentage points but UKIP was totally missing and was not mentioned once. It had Labour, Conservative and Lib Dem percentages but no UKIP……just saying…..