One Hour Left to Win Caption Contest Roses
Last week’s Friday caption contest is open for another hour, with a bunch of Valentine’s Day roses from Arena Flowers delivered on Thursday for the winner.
One liners in the comments please.
Make them good…
If Dave Were President He’d Have Resigned By Now | Alex Wickham
Loongate: What Happened in the Blue Boar Bar | Simon Walters
Feldman’s Tennis Days With Dave | Telegraph
How Geoffrey Howe Has Lost the Debate | Robin Shepherd
Dave Has Lost Control on Europe | Geoffrey Howe
Lib Dems Should Support EU Referendum | LibDemVoice
Feldman’s Denial | Fraser Nelson
Obama’s Presidency is Imploding | Nile Gardiner
Miliband Could Be a Great PM | Thomas Pascoe
What Are You Really Paying in Income Tax? | TPA
Galloway’s Mad Month | The Commentator
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Should make Guido another grand or so #FFS
I expect the flowers to arrive wilted, dear.
FibDims whinnying here!
Find us if you can.
Guido has a short attention what’s that?
We were BOTH riding our horses down the M11, officer!
Pony and crap
Well its Shankses pony for me from now on
So if we can just deliver this head to Clapham?
“Huhne starts new job in Findus factory”
“Bloody cows! Complaining that we keep taking their jobs!!”
So this wit what I found in Birkenhead after all that driving
Chris believes in first past the post.
So how much for the carriage?.
I”ll eat the small one now, have the big one washed and sent to my cell.
Guess who Vicky will wake up with next.
Sorry everyone I’ve just had a burger, now I’m feeling a little horse
Taking his penalty point is hurting me, mummy.
Well, you really don’t have the look a future Derby-winner, darling. Just relax and try to get used to it.
Hay, my little friend, I’m not sure where his other hand is but I do hope he’s not trying to coerce you…
“And Vicky said that Carina was horse faced!”
So I won’t need a licence to drive these.
So I won’t need a licence to drive these.
Tesco face criticism over the choice of both product and spokesman for their latest ‘Buy One Get One Free’ promotion, especially as the caption read “It’s a photo-finish!”
Obviously gets her looks from her mother
Daughter is eldest from previous marriage to David Pryce.
Believe it is Chris Pryce
So I won’t need a licence to drive these.
“If it was either Lasagne or Chris Huhne we’d end up in, no contest!”
I’m hoping my cell mate isn’t hung like this sire !
Chris meets the rest of the Trimingham family for the first time.
Chris meets his new friends in the knackers yard.
Woman: “I knew your story was a load of pony”
“Who stuck this horse’s head in my pocket? Oh, well, it will match the one I have waiting for me at home!”
Chris tours local Burger King
We used to be fed to the dogs. Who’s being fed to the dogs now.
Huhne feels a little horse
The horses are better looking then your women Chris.
Sally Bercow now identified as the third woman in Huhne ménage a trois!
“But does it do birth control?”
Fast driver meets fast food in pointless photo shoot.
After splitting with Carina Trimingham now his political career is over, the latest scandal involving Chris Huhne centres on Alan Clarke-style “mother & daughter” revelations from Max Clifford hidden camera ‘sting’ However police traced the evidence to Tesco where the trail went cold!
If you take my points I’ll take your place
“You’d be a ‘foal’ not to take my points little horse..!”
“Nay” said the big horse, expressing a pile of poo in his presence.
‘ere, I thought we agreed no donkeys in this party
When we said reign in your horsepower we didn’t mean that.
Horse to Chris Huhne ” Why the long face?”
We’re mincemeat
I’m not sure whether to eat you or force you to take my speeding points!
“This guy is mincemeat…moreso than myself…”
“Can you shoe horses, Mr Huhne?” “No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off.”
Chris Huhnes enforced visit to the petting zoo, shows that the establishment mean business when dealing with ex Ministers who lie.
“Horse forced Huhne to take speeding points”
Now available in handy snack size too
+1
Huhne: I have discovered less horsepower is the way forward.
“next time you see me Chris, you’ll be carrying me to your cell on your dinner tray”
I bought a brace of humans at Tesco.
Cock’s a bit skinny.
Huhne visits Romanian beef packing facility, looking to get a promise from them to cut down on their methane emissions…
Findus Chrispy Point-takes
Is Huhne saying “Can you tell me how you mince the evidence…?”
Ride a cock horse, to Wormwood Scrubs
Car replacement service receives new customer.
I assure you m’lud, there has been no horsing around.
A pony to a pound she’ll be nagged into taking them!
On my word of honour you will not become burgers.
The Pope retires and Upper Egypt gets a plague of locusts. What next 7 lean years?
http://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContent/3/12/64460/Business/Economy/Upper-Egypt-threatened-with-possible-plague-of-loc.aspx
Given the size of our debt, 7 lean years might not be a bad idea?
Man purporting to be human is discovered to contain 100% Huhne.
Don’t do it, Justine…
£19 for a two course lunch + Booze
Whichever one is paying means the public are paying
Red-cheeked – Has she taken over from Charles Kennedy?
Is Nick Robinson the liaison officer between labour and the lib-dems?
Findus someone to take the points will ya?
Lord Prescott said he’s so hungry he could eat a lasagne
His name was Huhnie and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
Little Horse – Why hasn’t Andy Burnham resigned.
Big Horse – Because he is made of the same stuff that comes out of your bottom.
STFU
Neigh -a culpa?
Little Horse – Who is that in the grey coat.
Big Horse – Some huhne dear, some huhne.
Whilst rehearsing for Equus, some take the method approach too literally.
Knackered libdem donkey poses with potential replacements to his former transport.
I’d put a pony on him getting 18 months.
Can I break the speed limit on one of these ?
This may not be a caption, dear, but I feel that the two, ridiculous, defenceless, animals detract from the aesthetic of the photograph.
” The last time I had my photograph taken I was doing 93mph !”
Neigh chance of this appearing in a caption competition.
Are all labour MPs deaf? Why do they shout, can’t they talk normally?
what’s your beef, chris?
Dont foal with the the libdem massive dude
Which one is best for the Point to Point?
The Trimingham stable.
“Whoa to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips”
(Isaiah 6:5-8 – honest!)
Msgr. Ratzinger, I know you are standing down shortly but there is a bit more to this site than quoting the good book…
I shit ye not, that’s a genuine quotation. Apart from the ‘whoa’ bit.
Go away and do not sin again
Lady: Chris this is not the type of horse they meant would make you popular inside.
Marriage reconciliation for Chris Huhne after he agrees to meet the ‘old cow’?
Huhne moves on from dogs
The Lady in Red
Is over the moon
They’ve all been ridden
But nothing like Huhne
will be…
Horse: Who’s the donkey?
Pony: Duh!
spot the horses arse.
” So this is the sort of thing I shall be eating for the next 6 years is it ?”
Should I lock the stable door now?
Pleased to meat you.
How did they Findus ?
Bonkers Johnson threatens Huhne family with cull after adverse glance at young horse.
I’ve been asked to smuggle in a little horse & a mobile phone.
‘Are you going to accept your responsibility or do I have to contact findus and tell them what you told me?’ came the subsequent reply.
I say it again Shergar, I ain’t taking the rap for you two galloping over the speed limit .. what an abortion.
Huhne makes up policy on the hoof
You can lead a horse to Eastleigh but you can’t make it take your points
Panto season begins as horse chooses next years Dame
Owen Jones in a state of disbelief as he learns the real truth about his past on genes reunited.
Quick, turn the Tape on.
Question: Which one of these is not found in Findus?
The one in red does not jump?
pony and trap
Found on the front of a tin of Golden Stirrup:
Out of the eater came forth meat and out of the strong came forth sweetness
Chris Huhne’s politican future is now pony and trap (rhyming slang).
Four legs taste good.
Two legs taste better
What you looking at, point size.
‘They’re going to butcher you’
Horse: Is that really a pony’s head, or is Chris just pleased to see me ?
Chris Huhne found in findus lasagne.
Is that a lidl horse?
Heads and Tales
At the Roy Rogers Convention the wrong Trigger turns up.
Chris making a complete lasagne of himself.
Next for the knackers?
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Its all i am allowed now my licence has gone”
He coerced me to enter the point to point!