February 8th, 2013

Friday Caption Contest: Why the Long Face Edition


  1. 1
    Krishnan Guru-Murthy says:

    That was my joke last night

  2. 2
    hank the cat says:

    Guess which one is my new girfriend?

  3. 3
    Cap'n Birdseye says:

    So, the small ones a childs portion then…

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    Triple whopper with sleaze.

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    Paniagua says:

    Ride a cock horse?

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    Chris Huhne says:

    Don’t worry. They’ll never find-us.

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    Lady Thatcher says:

    I see you’ve met Carina

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    Photographer says:

    A bit more to the left Chris

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    Chris Huhne says:

    Vicky will have a big surprise when she wakes up tomorrow morning.

  10. 10

    Vikki told me to get out and go back to my Whorse.

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    Sally traffic says:

    Astonishing new evidence clears Huhne – photo proof he only had one and a half horsepower…

  12. 12
    Chris Huhne says:

    Now, if anyone asks, you tell you made the lasagne, not me. I don’t want this all to come out in 10 years time.

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    Anonymous says:

    Come on Carina, let’s run away together. They’ll never Findus.

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    Family Values says:

    +++++Breaking News++++++ Chris Huhnes previous statements proclaiming his innocence found to contain 100% horseshit

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    Captain Dogseye says:

    New findus range available – Dessert Orchid.

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    Chris Huhne says:

    Findus are the only ones who’ll give me a job now. They say it’s because I’m full of manure.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Huhne picks up a Horses head for Vicky’s bed

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    Chris 'Coitus interruptus' Hunhe says:

    Well riding this cock horse thingy, one cannot be legally prosecuted for speeding

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    Anonymous says:

    Chris Huhne pays a visit to his local crispy pancake factory.

  20. 20
    Observer says:

    Horsemeat scandal: police identify convicted criminal as likely suspect

  21. 21
    Spacker Brown says:

    To the knackers yard with him

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    Caption Dude says:

    Human being discovered to contain 100% Huhne.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Huhne tries out Gordon’s rocking horse

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    I Squiggle says:

    Now it makes sense – that horsemeat in burgers, I *knew* someone was behind it..

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    Chris Hunhe says:

    I know which one is the Stallion ;)

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Care to take my points?


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    Oooppps says:

    I declare this Findus wind farm open for business.

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    Are they expensive ?

    About 15p a lb.

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    Caption Dude says:

    Tripple whopper with large lies and a diet cock.

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    I Squiggle says:

    Psst, you say you were riding this little fella, I’ll say I was riding that one. No-one would ever suspect..

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    Biff says:

    Double big mac with lies

  32. 32
    Sal Mate says:

    Pleased to meet you Bubba. Who’s having the top bunk?

  33. 33
    Chris Hunhe says:

    Mine is not even one hand high, but an odd thing happens if I pop a Viagra – I get taller !

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Huhne morphs into a baby centaur.

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    Helpful says:

    Horse to pony, “did you know there is a horse’s ass in here?”

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    Anonymous says:

    Welcome to the knacker’s yard.

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    The Little Pony says:

    Mum, that nice human said I looked cute and he could eat me.

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    Itchy Scrote says:

    +1 nice

  39. 39
    Steve Miliband says:

    Do you want to go large?

  40. 40
    Stuart says:

    This is Awful, HONEST!!

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    Alvin Dayman says:

    There is only one donkey in this picture. Discuss

  42. 42
    Knocking on Devon´s Whore says:

    I wanted a stallion not a rapscallion!

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    wordpress blogger says:

    Come and Findus in jail soon!

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    Anonymous says:

    I say, do you have a scold’s bridle for my wife?

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    Grimy Miner says:

    Chris takes “Hung like a horse” to a whole new level.

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    Be afraid, very afraid says:

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    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Is that a pony or are you just pleased to see me?

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    Welshracer says:

    Jim Hacker poses at the local animal sanctuary in the new revamp Yes Minister.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    My career is in tatters after a few nasty headlines. Said the horse.

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    Taxfodder says:

    Testing…testing one two three…

    So much moderation on this site these days its hard to know whats acceptable and whats not!

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    Spodd says:

    Which one is called ‘Findus’?

  52. 52
    Jimmy says:

    That horse looks familiar

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Heterosexual. Bisexual. Beastiality? It’s all in a day’s work for a Lib Dem MP.

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    Anonymous says:

    One nag to the other, ” If he was a horse they’d shoot him”

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    The Dartmoor Pony. says:

    He asked me what Dartmoor prison is like.

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    Dorian Smith says:

    Huhne has nothing to say as he’s a little horse.

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    Welshracer says:

    Little horse “You wait till you hear what he whispered to me earlier”

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    If I had to sleep with one of those, then I suppose it would have to be the horse. At least I could have a good supper afterwards.

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    Chris Hunhe says:

    It’s OK they are used to meeting people like me, they are police horses

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Shoot low, Vicky, he’ll be riding a Shetland!”

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    LetThemEatCoke says:

    Disgraced politician insists he really is in a stable relationship.

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    Anonymous says:

    Retirement home for old nags.

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    Olly Neville says:

    Urggh are they alive?

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    Feeling a little horse

  65. 65
    Will i F says:

    Big horse to little horse; ‘So he’s got you dressing up now Carina? I think Vicky took the point a long time ago!

  66. 66

    He had them all before he found his ideal.

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    10 years after the first complaints Burnham springs into action.

    Actually, for Labour, that is pretty good.

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    Herman Van Rump-Steak says:

    LibDem demonstrates the advantage to Britain of being in the EU

  69. 69
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Foal: But mum you said I was going in the cavalry!
    Horse: No son, I said you were going in the casserole

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    Anonymous says:

    Needs gelding. Donate generously.

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    Welsh cob says:

    Chris Huhne’s Trigger finger.

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    No accountability, No responsibility but a massive salary says:

    In other news Nazis aquitted at Nuremburg after stating ” lessons have been learned “

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    Weightwatchers says:

    Here is our new value range, which is even popular in Pentonville

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    Daily Mail says:

    Further revelations from Southwark Crown Court today as more evidence of Chris Huhne’s other marital indiscretions is presented.

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    Anonymous says:

    My little phoney.

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    I’m here for my new career training.

    Right..good…are you training to be the front or the back ?

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    Is that donkey being coerced into doing something against its will?

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    roundell says:

    gets my vote

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    You’ll like Prison, Chris…Findus beef lasagne on a Wednesday!

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Huhne disappointed to find that a ‘Point to Point’ is an amateur horserace.

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    Ministry of Justice says:

    Quick, somebody lock the barn door before the criminal gets away

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    Anonymous says:

    Pony to horse, ” Isn’t she supposed to muck out, not bring the muck in?”

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    a non says:

    Never been good with rare horse breeds but isn’t the grey one a Likitzanus.

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    Welshracer says:

    Woman in the centre “I assure you Mr Huhne the little one can only get up to 30″

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    Noddy says:

    Chris Huhne meets the head of the Irish Beef Marketing Board

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Rebekah Brooks and the rozzers have had nothing to do with the procurement and boarding of this horse– just so you know, Mr Huhne.”

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    lies to the right
    neighs to the left

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    Camera man (out of sight): Which one is the crossbreed?
    Chorus: All of us!

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    Anonymous says:

    Only one of us is getting on The Glue truck on back of the barn.

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    Mr Plum says:

    Its good to see Huhne off his high horse.

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    Litonlife says:

    There’s nothing better than a secret meat to get Guido excited.

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    I just want to assure everyone that our proximity does not imply an improper relationship.

    *Could have used that as a caption, I suppose*

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    Eichmann says:

    There was a systemic failure but lessons have been learned and we will undertake to introduce special measures, going forward.

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    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Foal sings: “Maaaa, he’s making pies of me”

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    The Vengeful Public says:

    How’s the application for the Argentinian visa going Mr Burnham?

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    Anonymous says:

    Huhne and OATS

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    Anonymous says:

    In advance of his prison sentence, Chris Huhne seeks advice on what it feels like to be ridden like a Derby winner.

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    Spandau Prison says:

    Mr Burnham, your cell is ready

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    Anonymous says:

    Did I just miss lance Armstrong

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    Welcome to Five Points Horse Trials, y’all.

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    Anonymous says:

    Should be hung like a horse.

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    Huhne picks his transport of choice to flee justice.

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    Steve Miliband says:


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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Chris meets Mr Ed The leader of The Opposition.

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    Anonymous says:

    Whata Horse Hole

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    Chris Hunhe says:

    I never attended any meetings in a stable with a large horse, a small horse, and a lady. Of that you have my sincere promise and I find it incredulous that I am accused like this.
    I look forward to the involvement of the Police force in order to prove my innocence in this matter.

    Thank you.

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    genghiz the kahn says:


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    Tall Horse says:

    Be careful Junior, that man is a Europhile and they eat horses.

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    Anonymous says:

    Should get Seabiscuits and water.

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    The Hague says:

    Erm, we have already hosed and hoovered one here.

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    Anonymous says:

    Im going to need all these horse shoes for this one!

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    Father Horse says:

    You should see his wife and mistress if you think our handler looks like an old nag.

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    Paniagua says:

    Do the undead cast shadows?

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    HRH Charles Prince of Wales says:

    One met this ghastly man at some function, and wondered why he kept eyeing the Duchess of Cornwall. Having now seen this photo, and those of the women he has been involved with, it is now apparent, even to someone as retarded as oneself.

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    Roop says:

    “The Sunday Times wants the lucky horseshoe in the frame”

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    Anonymous says:

    I got her to take my pints for me.

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    Anonymous says:

    These cows look great!

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    “…And the barman says.’why the long face?’
    … and the horse says ‘ probably because he’s destroyed his family, his career and he’s off to prison.'”

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    OJ Simpson says:

    I see my advice worked Andy.

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    Horse to donkey: Mind where he puts his hands, he’s partial to brisket.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hey…I got some grass in my pocket here. Its great Steed!

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    Retard-Ed Stand Up Comedian - PMQ says:

    Ed: Yeah. My mum, what a whore. ** Laughs **

    Tho, Mithter Thpeaker, I put it to the Prime Minithter. What ith the difference between the Nathi party, the EU and Andy Burnham ? Can he tell me ?

    ** Silence, anticipating punchline **

    PM: Erm The Nazi’s were successfully held to account ?

    ** Laughs / Heckles **

    Ed: Yeah. My mum, what a whore. ** Laughs **

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    ABT says:

    Huhne Collects Gift for Estranged Wife.

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    That’s three times in an hour, Quango! Aren’t you ever satisfied?

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    Old Mare says:

    Now tell the truth or you’ll end up looking like Daddy

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    Paniagua says:

    Do you have to Constancly remind us?

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “No, no, I meant a job with the Secretariat of the EU!”

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    OK. When did one of your lot ever turn up at Number 10 on a horse?

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Huhne found in Tesco burgers!

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    Horsey Horsey Eat My Cock says:

    Mr Trimingham (r): “You’ve never eaten horse, have you, Chris?”

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Pony to Cat

    Can’t you tell the difference between me and a donkey?

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    There is a bar on saying such things.

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    Peter Grant says:

    Chris Huhne, upon commencing his first stint of kitchen duties as a convict, discovers that Tesco and Findus have been awarded the prisons catering contract.

  134. 134
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    He’s an MP. Does that answer your question?

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    That man says:

    I don’t care the time is not right. I know he looks lovely but just get rid will you.

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    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Horse to foal: If he says he wants his oats run for your life.

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    Simon says:

    “Well that’s you and me both totally burgered”!

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    Donkey says:

    Eee aw ee aw ee aw ee aw he always calls me this

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    Dagenham Dave says:

    Huhne: “Will you take some point-to-points for me?”

    Horse: “Neigh!”


    Huhne to horse: “Do you think the press will findus?”

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    Horse bath says:

    ‘We’re all going to get burgered’

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    Sir William Wade says:

    “A gelding – just what Vicky said I needed.”

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    Take it the cat is out of the picture? Anyway, I did explain before why my eyesight has suffered. Don’t want to repeat it here or everyone will know…

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    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Foal: I’d feel safer with Jimmy Savile.

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    Huhne the Hoon. says:

    Sorry m’lud, I can’t give verbal evidence through a full trial, as I’m feeling a little horse.

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    Bardirect says:

    On visit to glue factory Huhne says those charges will never stick

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    8illy Kebab says:

    Today, I will mostly be posting as “Chris Huhne”

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    @jacquesoeuf says:

    “I’ll give you a pony if you’ll take four faults for me”

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    Its Friday. I’m already on the train heading back to the 2nd home.
    And so far this is the main use I’ve found for that ipad they gave me.
    This and temple Run..

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    And you promise neither will exceed the speed limit?

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    Shut it and push back more!

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    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Horse: Now what was it you committed, perjury or burgery?

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    Paniagua says:

    I often dreamt they would leave with one. You know the ones that pull a big box and have big black feathers in their mane.

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    8illy Kebab says:

    You are the real 8illy and I claim my five pounds

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    Bercow trying his hand at standup says:

    Take my wife ….

    *deadly silence*

    Please, anyone?

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    Angus Curran says:

    The horses are called Vicky and Carina after the women in my life – I broke them as well……..

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    Eric Briscoe says:

    Fancy a game of arrows Chris?

    Well on your shirt actually

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    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Woman: But you said that if I let you…you know… you’d introduce me to Dr Dre!

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    Points failure at Southwark.

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    Sir William Wade says:

    So that’s what the Steward of the Chiltern Hundreds does.

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Huhne -“Ive only got a little one but it got me into trouble when I went point to point”.

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    Vicky Price says:


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    Ok. Ok. But I was telling the truth about windfarms says:

    Huhney, foals and horses…

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    YorkshireLad says:

    “OK, that’s the deal; The big one’s head is for my ex’s bed and the rest for Findus, the small one I’ll keep for myself and the lonely nights ahead.”

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    Call me Dave says:

    I now pronounce you Man and Horse

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    yeah, right... says:

    Actually on topic, given that the horse has bolted.

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    macduffer says:

    Chris Huhne hasn’t quite grasped the prison meal plan concept.

    CH – “Can you deliver these two to Wormwood Scrubs a week on Monday please. I’m quite partial to a bit of horse cock. It’s quite a delicacy don’t you know”.

    Red-faced women (Sotto Voce) – “It won’t be horse cock he’ll be eating a week on Monday…..”

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    Ok. Ok. But I was telling the truth about windfarms says:

    OT but is it true that findus are bringing out a new range of appetisers
    called ‘horse d’hooves’?

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    Anonymous says:


    david miliband zip undone oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    Mr Speaker says:

    The neighs have it.

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    Anonymong says:

    Latest from Doncaster:

    Starting Pryces

    3-1f My Lidl Pony
    7-2 Porkin Halal
    11-2 Findus
    10-1 WhatDoPointsMake
    15-1 Bubbas Got A Brand New Bell
    20-1 Huhnessy Gold Cup

    Non-runner: SpeedingTicket (Caught by the fuzz)

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    Anonymous says:

    He’s our point to point champion

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    He nips in front of me in a nanosecond. Three times on this page. Just like bloody Mill Reef! Yum.

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    D'Jango says:

    The only known photo of Huhne and all his girl friends finally!

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    Shhh! Or you might give Assange an idea here…

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    Mr Oaks says:

    Chris Huhne meets the ingredients of Humble Pie.

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    The Punters, aka "Improvers of the Breed," says:

    This stud barn is set up and maintained under our ‘oss pisses…
    You DO know why you never see manure on the race course, don’t you? That’s ‘coz all the horses’ arses are in the stands!

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    Rat's arse says:

    Mine too! :)

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    Chris Huhne's New Ride says:

    You can’t break the speed limit on a shetland pony.

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    Paniagua says:

    What, he is hiding in No10?

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    Second Term Dave says:

    FORASMUCH as Chris and Bees Knees have consented together in holy wedlock, and have witnessed the same before God and this company, and thereto have given and pledged their troth, each to the other, and have declared the same by giving and receiving a nose Ring, and by joining hands/hoofs ; I pronounce that they are Man and Horse, In the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.

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    Dick Miliband says:

    Yes, Mr…sorry…”Mr” Burnham will henceforward be known as
    *dramatic music and echoey God voice”

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    ikidu0 says:

    Analysis of all Huhne’s photographs prove they contained 50% horse…
    Huhne feeling a little horse…


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    Little Pony says:

    Mum what’s a Trojan horse? He said his Greek wife may have left one.

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    The Milk Can Milking Trust says:

    We wish to emphasize that there is no connection and urge police not to DNA test Ardo products packaged in Portugal from June 2007 thru July 2007.

    Thank you.

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    Ed Sillyband says:

    He went “right to the source, and asked the horse, who gave him an answer that he endorsed…”

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    Fishy says:

    ‘…and Chris, you won’t be able to get this one pregnant.’

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    S.Milligan says:

    Other nag: “Wonder if he’s got an orange in his pocket?”

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    Stepney says:

    New lag meets old nag.

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    Fishy says:

    Labour have been casting a shadow over the NHS for years

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    No, silly!

    Ed is hiding in the Ecuadorian Embassy.

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    Chris Huhne says:

    I honestly assure you, there are no horses here.

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    Himmler says:

    Working together with our partner agencies in the community, locally.

  193. 193
    Fishy says:

    …but the heads are still attached

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    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Horse: Hey Chris, Guido sure made mincemeat of you!
    Hoon: Burger off.

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    Pony is saying: OK, Which one of you has farted?

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    Hannibal Horsehead says:

    Mill Reef?
    Had him with a light chianti and some fava beans

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    Paniagua says:


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    Dick Miliband says:

    Do you have to wear boxing gloves at night?

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Mother, you know Vicky of course, but this is Carina.

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Or possibly……

    Carina, since when did you work for Findus?

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    VERITAS says:

    The winner!

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    VERITAS says:

    A horse a horse my freedom for a horse.

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    seanb303 says:

    Findus made with 100% Huhne

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    Andrew says:

    It’s not often you get THREE living things in a barn better looking than an MP’s ex-wife and his present lover!

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    Nonny Mouse says:

    No matter how hard she tried mucking-out the stables she couldn’t get rid of one stubborn little shit.

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    cupid says:

    Stablemucker: So single hey?

    Chris: Guess that’s why I’m feeling a little hoarse.

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    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    When is Burnham going to be prosecuted under the 2007 Corporate Manslaughter and Corporate Homicide Act .

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    LibDem watch says:

    Chris Huhne indulges in a little horse play.

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    Lol says:

    She looks like the sort that he’d leave that man for.

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    Luca Brasi says:

    Huhne: I’ll take the little one thanks, I want to make my ex wife an offer she cant refuse.

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    Peterooo says:

    After a marathon phone call to Vicky, Huhne feels a little hoarse.

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    lojolondon says:

    That is called ‘progressing’ for a LimpDim MP.

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    Horse: This bloke’s bipolar disorder means he doesn’t feel a flying fetlock.

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    Gonk III says:

    hobby horse penis extension fails to impress.

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    Geordieboy says:

    An arse an arse my kingdom for an arse.

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    Perry says:

    Not sure that this is going to be good for my career

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    Scouse Pathway says:

    Burnham’s tweeted response to the Francis Report.

    We start on Thursday in the North West Any suggestions of where we should go & who we should shadow can be sent here: yournhs.com

    A morgue.

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    Mike W says:

    Chris to the Horses:

    ” That makes 3 of us who are for the knackers yard to be turned into Mincemeat”!!!

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    That was a misteak!

    Domaine Leroy Les Boudots, Nuits-Saint-Georges Premier Cru 1988

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    Anonymous says:

    Is Andy Burnham in there with them?

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    Geordieboy says:

    Chris promotes First Past the Post. Fuck Cleggy

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    Peterooo says:

    Chris Huhne finally finds a stable relationship.

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    Geordieboy says:

    Chris says I lied for me and Vicky says I lied for him

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    8illy Kebab says:

    Afternoon 8illy

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    Ain't that the truth. says:

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    8illy Kebab says:

    keep going, maybe you will come up with a funny one eventually

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    Aldiniti says:

    Margaret Beckett calls by to offer Chris some support.

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    davo says:

    Sadly for Huhne, his alibi for where he was on the night in question was left in tatters when the cardboard cutout tilted over just as the photographer pressed the shutter…

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    8illy Kebab says:

    that is really really funny – why don’t you post some more really really funny comments below

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    8illy Kebab says:

    you don’t get a vote

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    Sparky the Dog says:

    Is that little one at the front a very young Michael Fabricant?

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    Sres says:

    Chris Huhne reduced to riding a hobby horse after exceeding points on driving license

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    Ambassador for Ecuador says:

    The Government of Ecuador has reviewed an asylum application from Mr. Andrew Murray Burnham.

    This application has been declined on the basis that the applicant has possibly committed crimes against humanity.

    We are not issuing any temporary residency permit as the principle of non-refoulement is not likely to be violated in this case.

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    Case for the defense says:

    Well, Chris did a pretty good job himself.

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    Being a bit of an ass, you should have been in that picture, Mr sock.

  238. 238
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    How and why is Andy Burnham allowed to get away with what happened at Stafford Hospital. What was the point of him holding office under labour if he now doesn’t take responsibility?
    Has no one in labour any morals?

  239. 239
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Chris loved a good Point-To-Point

  240. 240
    Baldycoot says:

    Huhne meets Carina’s mother and siblings.

  241. 241
    bondini says:

    Eastleigh Theatre Group were beginning to wonder why they hadn’t sold any tickets for the 2012 Nativity Play, especially since the posters had been up for nearly 2 weeks.

  242. 242
  243. 243
    Neddy says:

    Little horse: Do you know I could murder a burger?

    Big Horse: Do you know you’ve got a hoon half way up your back? Are you a gay police horse?

  244. 244
    SFG says:

    Things you don’t want to find in a Lasagne

  245. 245
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Traces of Cock Found in Horsemeat

  246. 246
    Eels says:

    When I heard Chris Huhne was having a bit of a ‘mare recently I didn’t for a moment think that it meant….

  247. 247
    Gonk III says:


  248. 248
    Guilty as charged says:

    Huhne seemed pleased to discover that his last meal would be one of the Findus fine fillies

  249. 249
    Sir William Wade says:

    Chris grasped the shovel nervously. It was his first day on the pile-it scheme for ex-offenders.

  250. 250
    Gonk III says:

    ‘So, this liar walked into a stable….’

  251. 251
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Panto Auditions for Role of ‘Horse’s Arse’ – Winner Revealed.

  252. 252
    Spartacus says:


  253. 253
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Huhne takes advice on a future career in the meat pie industry

  254. 254
    Dorian Smith says:

    Big horse to little horse, “It’s your turn to be the back end of the pantomime Chris Huhne”.

  255. 255
  256. 256
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Huhne – “Anyone for a bit of horsetrading round the back?”

  257. 257
    Sparky the Dog says:

    Huhne: My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I came here!

  258. 258

    In the end, finding Shergar was easy compared to trying to track down the whereabouts of Gordon Brown

  259. 259
    Anonymous says:


  260. 260
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Me being Huhnge like a horse, isn’t actually a 100% true.

  261. 261
    rupert says:

    Miss under stud

  262. 262
    Stoke says:

    Vulnerable little horse called Vicky to big horse called Trisha:

    “I won’t let him ride me point to point anymore.”

    Trisha Horse: “I’ll let any fucker ride me, man or woman.”

  263. 263
    Dean B says:

    I’d have said he’s got a beef with his ex-wife. But it’s just not in his DNA

  264. 264
    restore the monasteries says:

    “Carina,Carina,where have you been for so long”???

    (Steppenwolf ….live..1970..quote)

  265. 265
    Stepney says:

    The Crook, His Brief, The Wife & His Lover

  266. 266
    Zeus says:

    “Tell me again, which of them is called Carina?”

  267. 267
    disgustedoftunbridgewells says:

    Huhne spotted, feeling a little horse.

  268. 268

    What do you mean “these are your cell-mates?”

  269. 269
    8illy Kebab says:

    I am in a similar position to you. I cannot think of a funny caption either.

  270. 270
    Chris H11 HNE says:

    So which one is Vicky and which one is carina and who is the tosser on the left hand side?

  271. 271
    8illy Kebab says:

    again you are really really funny. You are wasted on this blog, and should be on the telly.
    I really really laughed at the numerous comments you made below.
    Thanks for makking it a really really great day.

  272. 272
    hank the cat says:

    Chris Huhne explains the importance of being on the Electoral Register to LibDem supporters

  273. 273
    The man at the back with the awful jumper - yes you sir says:

    ‘You’re not foaling anyone…’

  274. 274
    My little pony says:

    Looks like the high jump Chris!

  275. 275
    an impartial observer says:


  276. 276
    Sres says:

    Huhne backed for new job at Findus

  277. 277
    An Amess - New Generic Name For The False Sick Grin Beloved of Politicians Whilst Turning You Over says:

    Court orders Huhne to sign up for the the new “Electorate Empathy” scheme which involves riding a donkey whilst being F****d up the A**e by a horse.

    It works on multiple levels, he gets to know how we are teated by politicians, it prepares his bottom the UK prison system and he will be completeley warmed up ready for Carina’s over sized strap-on when gets out on parole after serving a week inside HMP’s finest open prison.

    Just to clarify the moniker:


  278. 278
    Now Where's my Bummer Gummer Burger Gone says:

    Horse breeder about to tell someone that DNA tests have proven that 99% of politicians, higher among the left, are made of pure C**t

  279. 279
    Horse Nonce Huhne says:

    This one’s mine!

  280. 280
    Sylvio says:

    phone call from Findus:

    ” You finished yet Chris ? – geddamoveon!!!

    -we need ‘em for next weeks burgers”

  281. 281
    Lord Bumblesnitch says:

    Hey folks, lunch for you all. Vickie has kindly ordered the beef for me on her account.

  282. 282
    Matthew 1:18-25 says:

    Huhne though he could walk on water, now he’s trying a stable for the night.

  283. 283
    Lord Bumblesnitch says:

    Whoops : Vicky Pryce!

  284. 284

    That’ll be to spin all the shit that happened on Labour’s Watch under the Doe-Eyed Tosser’s direction I take it?

  285. 285

    That is a really shit piece of photo-shopping.

  286. 286

    Huhne pictured with his latest love

  287. 287

    Hello ! I’m Mr Dead

  288. 288
    Jeffrey Bernard says:


  289. 289
    Who Stood Where says:

    Indeed, standing directly in front of Chris Fabricate.

  290. 290
    bondini says:

    Bloke, right at the back: “You don’t see that every day”

  291. 291
    nanowill says:

    Can I drive one without a license?
    How fast does it go?

  292. 292
    BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says says:

    We have no intention of interviewing Burnham or any other Labour Health Minister on Stafford Hospital and the Francis Report.
    Unless they were in the 1970’s Labour government of course.

  293. 293
    dogsled says:

    A picture emerges that seems to prove Huhne had an affair with Sarah Jessica Parker.

  294. 294
    A W_G says:

    Burger me, it’s that Chris Huhne

  295. 295
    robbie says:

    You’re beef-I’m toast.

  296. 296
    djh says:

    You know what you find under a pony(ies) tale – an arsehole

    We all know you talk a load of pony

  297. 297
    Anonymous says:

    Three donkeys and a cow

  298. 298
    A left handed typist says:

    that ******* man is on the right

  299. 299
    filipinomonkey says:

    In happier times, the ministers visit to the Findus factory went well…

  300. 300
    easyleys says:

    I’m only here because my doctor told me to watch what !’m eating

  301. 301
    Bloke says:

    May 20th 2018 – Mr Chris Huhne has at last found a stable relationship after five years in chokey. Picture here with Mrs Carina Huhne (neigh Trimingham) on the lead rein, the Mother-in-Law, and their pony-mad daughter Clit-Clot, Mr Huhne admitted he had been a foal to get saddled with his former nightmare, and was happy he had given her the hoof.

  302. 302
    Penfold says:

    Where’s the beef?

  303. 303
    Ok. Ok. But I was telling the truth about windfarms says:

    If any one comes asking, tell them you were riding the pony in the 3:15 at Chepstow, right?

  304. 304
    Mick says:

    Meeting the new in-laws!

  305. 305
    Cun't'paste says:

    This is absolute cobblers; you are the only horse batty enough to invite a cameraman into this stable.
    There’s a woman holding my bridle and it’s all to do with your f***ing points and your f***ing man and it’s nothing to do with me

    I don’t want to speak to you, you disgust me, f**k off. You are the most ghastly man I’ve ever known.

    But I love you, even though I phoned the glue factory to get a price for you when you were born

    I hate you so f**k off.”

  306. 306
    Nobby nob says:

    Huhne’s left hand is worryingly out of sight

  307. 307
    Bummer says:

    Another Government Minister trying to get me to eat a beefburger on camera.

  308. 308
    Bummer says:

    Cruel but very funny.

  309. 309
    On the Fence says:

    CH: I’ll make mincemeat of them

  310. 310
    Simon says:

    One of our heads will be on Vicky’s pillow in the morning…

  311. 311
    community service says:

    “Your environmental licence requirements for this produce are strictly free-range.
    …Grab a shovell Hune”

  312. 312
    Jack the Ripper says:

    “Look, how could I have been driving when I was running at Aintree?”

  313. 313
    The Third Way doesn't work either says:

    The Lady in Red
    Is over the moon
    They’ve all been ridden
    But nothing like Huhne

    (will be…)

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