February 8th, 2013

Friday Caption Contest: Why the Long Face Edition


313 Comments

  1. 1
    Krishnan Guru-Murthy says:

    That was my joke last night

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  2. 2
    hank the cat says:

    Guess which one is my new girfriend?

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  3. 3
    Cap'n Birdseye says:

    So, the small ones a childs portion then…

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  4. 4
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Triple whopper with sleaze.

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  5. 5
    Paniagua says:

    Ride a cock horse?

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  6. 6
    Chris Huhne says:

    Don’t worry. They’ll never find-us.

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  7. 7
    Lady Thatcher says:

    I see you’ve met Carina

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  8. 8
    Photographer says:

    A bit more to the left Chris

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  9. 9
    Chris Huhne says:

    Vicky will have a big surprise when she wakes up tomorrow morning.

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  10. 10

    Vikki told me to get out and go back to my Whorse.

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  11. 11
    Sally traffic says:

    Astonishing new evidence clears Huhne – photo proof he only had one and a half horsepower…

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  12. 12
    Chris Huhne says:

    Now, if anyone asks, you tell you made the lasagne, not me. I don’t want this all to come out in 10 years time.

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  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Come on Carina, let’s run away together. They’ll never Findus.

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  14. 14
    Family Values says:

    +++++Breaking News++++++ Chris Huhnes previous statements proclaiming his innocence found to contain 100% horseshit

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  15. 15
    Captain Dogseye says:

    New findus range available – Dessert Orchid.

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  16. 16
    Chris Huhne says:

    Findus are the only ones who’ll give me a job now. They say it’s because I’m full of manure.

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  17. 17
    Steve Miliband says:

    Huhne picks up a Horses head for Vicky’s bed

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  18. 18
    Chris 'Coitus interruptus' Hunhe says:

    Well riding this cock horse thingy, one cannot be legally prosecuted for speeding

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  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Chris Huhne pays a visit to his local crispy pancake factory.

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  20. 20
    Observer says:

    Horsemeat scandal: police identify convicted criminal as likely suspect

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  21. 22
    Caption Dude says:

    Human being discovered to contain 100% Huhne.

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  22. 23
    Steve Miliband says:

    Huhne tries out Gordon’s rocking horse

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  23. 24
    I Squiggle says:

    Now it makes sense – that horsemeat in burgers, I *knew* someone was behind it..

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  24. 25
    Chris Hunhe says:

    I know which one is the Stallion ;)

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  25. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Care to take my points?

    Neigh.

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  26. 27
    Oooppps says:

    I declare this Findus wind farm open for business.

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  27. 28

    Are they expensive ?

    About 15p a lb.

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  28. 30
    I Squiggle says:

    Psst, you say you were riding this little fella, I’ll say I was riding that one. No-one would ever suspect..

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  29. 31
    Biff says:

    Double big mac with lies

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  30. 32
    Sal Mate says:

    Pleased to meet you Bubba. Who’s having the top bunk?

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  31. 33
    Chris Hunhe says:

    Mine is not even one hand high, but an odd thing happens if I pop a Viagra – I get taller !

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  32. 33
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Huhne morphs into a baby centaur.

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  33. 35
    Helpful says:

    Horse to pony, “did you know there is a horse’s ass in here?”

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  34. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Welcome to the knacker’s yard.

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  35. 37
    The Little Pony says:

    Mum, that nice human said I looked cute and he could eat me.

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  36. 39
    Steve Miliband says:

    Do you want to go large?

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  37. 40
    Stuart says:

    This is Awful, HONEST!!

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  38. 41
    Alvin Dayman says:

    There is only one donkey in this picture. Discuss

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  39. 42
    Knocking on Devon´s Whore says:

    I wanted a stallion not a rapscallion!

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  40. 43
    wordpress blogger says:

    Come and Findus in jail soon!

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  41. 44
    Anonymous says:

    I say, do you have a scold’s bridle for my wife?

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  42. 45
    Grimy Miner says:

    Chris takes “Hung like a horse” to a whole new level.

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  43. 46
    Be afraid, very afraid says:

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  44. 47
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Is that a pony or are you just pleased to see me?

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  45. 48
    Welshracer says:

    Jim Hacker poses at the local animal sanctuary in the new revamp Yes Minister.

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  46. 49
    Steve Miliband says:

    My career is in tatters after a few nasty headlines. Said the horse.

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  47. 50
    Taxfodder says:

    Testing…testing one two three…

    So much moderation on this site these days its hard to know whats acceptable and whats not!

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  48. 51
    Spodd says:

    Which one is called ‘Findus’?

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  49. 52
    Jimmy says:

    That horse looks familiar

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  50. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Heterosexual. Bisexual. Beastiality? It’s all in a day’s work for a Lib Dem MP.

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  51. 54
    Anonymous says:

    One nag to the other, ” If he was a horse they’d shoot him”

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  52. 55
    The Dartmoor Pony. says:

    He asked me what Dartmoor prison is like.

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  53. 56
    Dorian Smith says:

    Huhne has nothing to say as he’s a little horse.

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  54. 57
    Welshracer says:

    Little horse “You wait till you hear what he whispered to me earlier”

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  55. 58

    If I had to sleep with one of those, then I suppose it would have to be the horse. At least I could have a good supper afterwards.

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  56. 59
    Chris Hunhe says:

    It’s OK they are used to meeting people like me, they are police horses

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  57. 60
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Shoot low, Vicky, he’ll be riding a Shetland!”

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  58. 61
    LetThemEatCoke says:

    Disgraced politician insists he really is in a stable relationship.

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  59. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Retirement home for old nags.

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  60. 63
    Olly Neville says:

    Urggh are they alive?

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  61. 64

    Feeling a little horse

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  62. 65
    Will i F says:

    Big horse to little horse; ‘So he’s got you dressing up now Carina? I think Vicky took the point a long time ago!

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  63. 68
    Herman Van Rump-Steak says:

    LibDem demonstrates the advantage to Britain of being in the EU

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  64. 69
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Foal: But mum you said I was going in the cavalry!
    Horse: No son, I said you were going in the casserole

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  65. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Needs gelding. Donate generously.

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  66. 71
    Welsh cob says:

    Chris Huhne’s Trigger finger.

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  67. 73
    Weightwatchers says:

    Here is our new value range, which is even popular in Pentonville

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  68. 74
    Daily Mail says:

    Further revelations from Southwark Crown Court today as more evidence of Chris Huhne’s other marital indiscretions is presented.

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  69. 75
    Anonymous says:

    My little phoney.

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  70. 76

    I’m here for my new career training.

    Right..good…are you training to be the front or the back ?

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  71. 77

    Is that donkey being coerced into doing something against its will?

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  72. 78

    You’ll like Prison, Chris…Findus beef lasagne on a Wednesday!

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  73. 80
    Steve Miliband says:

    Huhne disappointed to find that a ‘Point to Point’ is an amateur horserace.

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  74. 81
    Ministry of Justice says:

    Quick, somebody lock the barn door before the criminal gets away

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  75. 82
    Anonymous says:

    Pony to horse, ” Isn’t she supposed to muck out, not bring the muck in?”

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  76. 83
    a non says:

    Never been good with rare horse breeds but isn’t the grey one a Likitzanus.

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  77. 84
    Welshracer says:

    Woman in the centre “I assure you Mr Huhne the little one can only get up to 30″

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  78. 85
    Noddy says:

    Chris Huhne meets the head of the Irish Beef Marketing Board

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  79. 86
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Rebekah Brooks and the rozzers have had nothing to do with the procurement and boarding of this horse– just so you know, Mr Huhne.”

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  80. 87

    lies to the right
    neighs to the left

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  81. 88

    Camera man (out of sight): Which one is the crossbreed?
    Chorus: All of us!

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  82. 90
    Mr Plum says:

    Its good to see Huhne off his high horse.

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  83. 91
    Litonlife says:

    There’s nothing better than a secret meat to get Guido excited.

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  84. 94
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Foal sings: “Maaaa, he’s making pies of me”

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  85. 97
    Anonymous says:

    In advance of his prison sentence, Chris Huhne seeks advice on what it feels like to be ridden like a Derby winner.

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  86. 100

    Welcome to Five Points Horse Trials, y’all.

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  87. 102

    Huhne picks his transport of choice to flee justice.

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  88. 103
    Steve Miliband says:

    Nag,nag,nag,nag,nag,nag.

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  89. 104
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Chris meets Mr Ed The leader of The Opposition.

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      Ed Sillyband says:

      He went “right to the source, and asked the horse, who gave him an answer that he endorsed…”

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  90. 106
    Chris Hunhe says:

    I never attended any meetings in a stable with a large horse, a small horse, and a lady. Of that you have my sincere promise and I find it incredulous that I am accused like this.
    I look forward to the involvement of the Police force in order to prove my innocence in this matter.

    Thank you.

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  91. 108
    Tall Horse says:

    Be careful Junior, that man is a Europhile and they eat horses.

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  92. 112
    Father Horse says:

    You should see his wife and mistress if you think our handler looks like an old nag.

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  93. 114
    HRH Charles Prince of Wales says:

    One met this ghastly man at some function, and wondered why he kept eyeing the Duchess of Cornwall. Having now seen this photo, and those of the women he has been involved with, it is now apparent, even to someone as retarded as oneself.

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  94. 115
    Roop says:

    “The Sunday Times wants the lucky horseshoe in the frame”

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  95. 116
    Anonymous says:

    I got her to take my pints for me.

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  96. 118

    “…And the barman says.’why the long face?’
    … and the horse says ‘ probably because he’s destroyed his family, his career and he’s off to prison.'”

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  97. 120

    Horse to donkey: Mind where he puts his hands, he’s partial to brisket.

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  98. 123
    ABT says:

    Huhne Collects Gift for Estranged Wife.

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  99. 125
    Old Mare says:

    Now tell the truth or you’ll end up looking like Daddy

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  100. 127
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “No, no, I meant a job with the Secretariat of the EU!”

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  101. 129
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Huhne found in Tesco burgers!

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  102. 130
    Horsey Horsey Eat My Cock says:

    Mr Trimingham (r): “You’ve never eaten horse, have you, Chris?”

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  103. 133
    Peter Grant says:

    Chris Huhne, upon commencing his first stint of kitchen duties as a convict, discovers that Tesco and Findus have been awarded the prisons catering contract.

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  104. 135
    That man says:

    I don’t care the time is not right. I know he looks lovely but just get rid will you.

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  105. 136
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Horse to foal: If he says he wants his oats run for your life.

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  106. 137
    Simon says:

    “Well that’s you and me both totally burgered”!

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  107. 139
    Dagenham Dave says:

    Huhne: “Will you take some point-to-points for me?”

    Horse: “Neigh!”

    OR

    Huhne to horse: “Do you think the press will findus?”

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  108. 140
    Horse bath says:

    ‘We’re all going to get burgered’

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  109. 143
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Foal: I’d feel safer with Jimmy Savile.

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  110. 144
    Huhne the Hoon. says:

    Sorry m’lud, I can’t give verbal evidence through a full trial, as I’m feeling a little horse.

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  111. 145
    Bardirect says:

    On visit to glue factory Huhne says those charges will never stick

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  112. 147
    @jacquesoeuf says:

    “I’ll give you a pony if you’ll take four faults for me”

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  113. 149
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    And you promise neither will exceed the speed limit?

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  114. 151
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Horse: Now what was it you committed, perjury or burgery?

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  115. 155
    Angus Curran says:

    The horses are called Vicky and Carina after the women in my life – I broke them as well……..

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  116. 157
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Woman: But you said that if I let you…you know… you’d introduce me to Dr Dre!

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  117. 159
    Sir William Wade says:

    So that’s what the Steward of the Chiltern Hundreds does.

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  118. 160
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Huhne -“Ive only got a little one but it got me into trouble when I went point to point”.

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  119. 162
    Ok. Ok. But I was telling the truth about windfarms says:

    Huhney, foals and horses…

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  120. 163
    YorkshireLad says:

    “OK, that’s the deal; The big one’s head is for my ex’s bed and the rest for Findus, the small one I’ll keep for myself and the lonely nights ahead.”

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  121. 164
    Call me Dave says:

    I now pronounce you Man and Horse

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  122. 166
    macduffer says:

    Chris Huhne hasn’t quite grasped the prison meal plan concept.

    CH – “Can you deliver these two to Wormwood Scrubs a week on Monday please. I’m quite partial to a bit of horse cock. It’s quite a delicacy don’t you know”.

    Red-faced women (Sotto Voce) – “It won’t be horse cock he’ll be eating a week on Monday…..”

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  123. 167
    Ok. Ok. But I was telling the truth about windfarms says:

    OT but is it true that findus are bringing out a new range of appetisers
    called ‘horse d’hooves’?

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  124. 168
    Anonymous says:

    http://opensourcetory.com/222/

    david miliband zip undone oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  125. 169
    Mr Speaker says:

    The neighs have it.

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  126. 175
    Mr Oaks says:

    Chris Huhne meets the ingredients of Humble Pie.

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  127. 176
    The Punters, aka "Improvers of the Breed," says:

    This stud barn is set up and maintained under our ‘oss pisses…
    You DO know why you never see manure on the race course, don’t you? That’s ‘coz all the horses’ arses are in the stands!

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  128. 178
    Chris Huhne's New Ride says:

    You can’t break the speed limit on a shetland pony.

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  129. 180
    Second Term Dave says:

    FORASMUCH as Chris and Bees Knees have consented together in holy wedlock, and have witnessed the same before God and this company, and thereto have given and pledged their troth, each to the other, and have declared the same by giving and receiving a nose Ring, and by joining hands/hoofs ; I pronounce that they are Man and Horse, In the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.

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  130. 182
    ikidu0 says:

    Analysis of all Huhne’s photographs prove they contained 50% horse…
    OR
    Huhne feeling a little horse…

    ikidu0.com

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  131. 183
    Little Pony says:

    Mum what’s a Trojan horse? He said his Greek wife may have left one.

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  132. 188
    Stepney says:

    New lag meets old nag.

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  133. 191
    Chris Huhne says:

    I honestly assure you, there are no horses here.

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  134. 195

    Pony is saying: OK, Which one of you has farted?

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  135. 199
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Mother, you know Vicky of course, but this is Carina.

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  136. 202
    VERITAS says:

    A horse a horse my freedom for a horse.

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  137. 203
    seanb303 says:

    Findus made with 100% Huhne

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  138. 204
    Andrew says:

    It’s not often you get THREE living things in a barn better looking than an MP’s ex-wife and his present lover!

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  139. 205
    Nonny Mouse says:

    No matter how hard she tried mucking-out the stables she couldn’t get rid of one stubborn little shit.

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  140. 206
    cupid says:

    Stablemucker: So single hey?

    Chris: Guess that’s why I’m feeling a little hoarse.

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  141. 208
    LibDem watch says:

    Chris Huhne indulges in a little horse play.

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  142. 210
    Luca Brasi says:

    Huhne: I’ll take the little one thanks, I want to make my ex wife an offer she cant refuse.

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  143. 211
    Peterooo says:

    After a marathon phone call to Vicky, Huhne feels a little hoarse.

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  144. 213

    Horse: This bloke’s bipolar disorder means he doesn’t feel a flying fetlock.

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  145. 215
    Gonk III says:

    hobby horse penis extension fails to impress.

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  146. 216
    Geordieboy says:

    An arse an arse my kingdom for an arse.

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  147. 217
    Perry says:

    Not sure that this is going to be good for my career

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  148. 218
    Scouse Pathway says:

    Burnham’s tweeted response to the Francis Report.

    We start on Thursday in the North West Any suggestions of where we should go & who we should shadow can be sent here: yournhs.com

    A morgue.

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  149. 219
    Mike W says:

    Chris to the Horses:

    ” That makes 3 of us who are for the knackers yard to be turned into Mincemeat”!!!

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  150. 222
    Geordieboy says:

    Chris promotes First Past the Post. Fuck Cleggy

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  151. 223
    Peterooo says:

    Chris Huhne finally finds a stable relationship.

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  152. 224
    Geordieboy says:

    Chris says I lied for me and Vicky says I lied for him

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  153. 226
    Ain't that the truth. says:

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  154. 228
    Aldiniti says:

    Margaret Beckett calls by to offer Chris some support.

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  155. 229
    davo says:

    Sadly for Huhne, his alibi for where he was on the night in question was left in tatters when the cardboard cutout tilted over just as the photographer pressed the shutter…

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  156. 232
    Sparky the Dog says:

    Is that little one at the front a very young Michael Fabricant?

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  157. 233
    Sres says:

    Chris Huhne reduced to riding a hobby horse after exceeding points on driving license

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  158. 238
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    How and why is Andy Burnham allowed to get away with what happened at Stafford Hospital. What was the point of him holding office under labour if he now doesn’t take responsibility?
    Has no one in labour any morals?

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  159. 239
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Chris loved a good Point-To-Point

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  160. 240
    Baldycoot says:

    Huhne meets Carina’s mother and siblings.

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  161. 241
    bondini says:

    Eastleigh Theatre Group were beginning to wonder why they hadn’t sold any tickets for the 2012 Nativity Play, especially since the posters had been up for nearly 2 weeks.

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  162. 243
    Neddy says:

    Little horse: Do you know I could murder a burger?

    Big Horse: Do you know you’ve got a hoon half way up your back? Are you a gay police horse?

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  163. 244
    SFG says:

    Things you don’t want to find in a Lasagne

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  164. 245
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Traces of Cock Found in Horsemeat

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  165. 246
    Eels says:

    When I heard Chris Huhne was having a bit of a ‘mare recently I didn’t for a moment think that it meant….

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  166. 248
    Guilty as charged says:

    Huhne seemed pleased to discover that his last meal would be one of the Findus fine fillies

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  167. 249
    Sir William Wade says:

    Chris grasped the shovel nervously. It was his first day on the pile-it scheme for ex-offenders.

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  168. 250
    Gonk III says:

    ‘So, this liar walked into a stable….’

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  169. 251
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Panto Auditions for Role of ‘Horse’s Arse’ – Winner Revealed.

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  170. 253
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Huhne takes advice on a future career in the meat pie industry

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  171. 254
    Dorian Smith says:

    Big horse to little horse, “It’s your turn to be the back end of the pantomime Chris Huhne”.

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  172. 256
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Huhne – “Anyone for a bit of horsetrading round the back?”

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  173. 257
    Sparky the Dog says:

    Huhne: My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I came here!

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  174. 258

    In the end, finding Shergar was easy compared to trying to track down the whereabouts of Gordon Brown

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  175. 260
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Me being Huhnge like a horse, isn’t actually a 100% true.

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  176. 262
    Stoke says:

    Vulnerable little horse called Vicky to big horse called Trisha:

    “I won’t let him ride me point to point anymore.”

    Trisha Horse: “I’ll let any fucker ride me, man or woman.”

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  177. 263
    Dean B says:

    I’d have said he’s got a beef with his ex-wife. But it’s just not in his DNA

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  178. 264
    restore the monasteries says:

    “Carina,Carina,where have you been for so long”???

    (Steppenwolf ….live..1970..quote)

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  179. 265
    Stepney says:

    The Crook, His Brief, The Wife & His Lover

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  180. 266
    Zeus says:

    “Tell me again, which of them is called Carina?”

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  181. 267
    disgustedoftunbridgewells says:

    Huhne spotted, feeling a little horse.

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  182. 268

    What do you mean “these are your cell-mates?”

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  183. 270
    Chris H11 HNE says:

    So which one is Vicky and which one is carina and who is the tosser on the left hand side?

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  184. 273
    The man at the back with the awful jumper - yes you sir says:

    ‘You’re not foaling anyone…’

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  185. 274
    My little pony says:

    Looks like the high jump Chris!

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  186. 276
    Sres says:

    Huhne backed for new job at Findus

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  187. 277
    An Amess - New Generic Name For The False Sick Grin Beloved of Politicians Whilst Turning You Over says:

    Court orders Huhne to sign up for the the new “Electorate Empathy” scheme which involves riding a donkey whilst being F****d up the A**e by a horse.

    It works on multiple levels, he gets to know how we are teated by politicians, it prepares his bottom the UK prison system and he will be completeley warmed up ready for Carina’s over sized strap-on when gets out on parole after serving a week inside HMP’s finest open prison.

    Just to clarify the moniker:

    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://shoestringonline.co.uk/assets/images/David_Amess092007.jpg&imgrefurl=http://shoestringonline.co.uk/html/amess.html&h=275&w=183&sz=1&tbnid=erCY0jy-9wco2M:&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&zoom=1&usg=__UtTlPCZdHT_vwi03_ZvqPjgsT3g=&docid=NZY-UdBjAuXYQM&itg=1&sa=X&ei=FiUVUYfTHMqb0QWulYHACQ&ved=0CJsBEPwdMBA

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  188. 278
    Now Where's my Bummer Gummer Burger Gone says:

    Horse breeder about to tell someone that DNA tests have proven that 99% of politicians, higher among the left, are made of pure C**t

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  189. 279
    Horse Nonce Huhne says:

    This one’s mine!

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  190. 281
    Lord Bumblesnitch says:

    Hey folks, lunch for you all. Vickie has kindly ordered the beef for me on her account.

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  191. 282
    Matthew 1:18-25 says:

    Huhne though he could walk on water, now he’s trying a stable for the night.

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  192. 286
    DAVE NICE BUT DIM says:

    Huhne pictured with his latest love

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  193. 287
    DAVE NICE BUT DIM says:

    Hello ! I’m Mr Dead

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  194. 290
    bondini says:

    Bloke, right at the back: “You don’t see that every day”

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  195. 291
    nanowill says:

    Can I drive one without a license?
    How fast does it go?

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  196. 293
    dogsled says:

    A picture emerges that seems to prove Huhne had an affair with Sarah Jessica Parker.

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  197. 294
    A W_G says:

    Burger me, it’s that Chris Huhne

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  198. 295
    robbie says:

    You’re beef-I’m toast.

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  199. 296
    djh says:

    You know what you find under a pony(ies) tale – an arsehole

    We all know you talk a load of pony

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  200. 297
    Anonymous says:

    Three donkeys and a cow

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  201. 299
    filipinomonkey says:

    In happier times, the ministers visit to the Findus factory went well…

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  202. 300
    easyleys says:

    I’m only here because my doctor told me to watch what !’m eating

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  203. 302
    Penfold says:

    Where’s the beef?

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  204. 303
    Ok. Ok. But I was telling the truth about windfarms says:

    If any one comes asking, tell them you were riding the pony in the 3:15 at Chepstow, right?

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  205. 305
    Cun't'paste says:

    Huhne:
    This is absolute cobblers; you are the only horse batty enough to invite a cameraman into this stable.
    Mare:
    There’s a woman holding my bridle and it’s all to do with your f***ing points and your f***ing man and it’s nothing to do with me

    Foal:
    I don’t want to speak to you, you disgust me, f**k off. You are the most ghastly man I’ve ever known.

    Huhne:
    But I love you, even though I phoned the glue factory to get a price for you when you were born

    Foal:
    I hate you so f**k off.”

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  206. 306
    Nobby nob says:

    Huhne’s left hand is worryingly out of sight

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  207. 307
    Bummer says:

    Another Government Minister trying to get me to eat a beefburger on camera.

    Like

  208. 310
    Simon says:

    One of our heads will be on Vicky’s pillow in the morning…

    Like

  209. 311
    community service says:

    “Your environmental licence requirements for this produce are strictly free-range.
    …Grab a shovell Hune”

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  210. 312
    Jack the Ripper says:

    “Look, how could I have been driving when I was running at Aintree?”

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  211. 313
    The Third Way doesn't work either says:

    The Lady in Red
    Is over the moon
    They’ve all been ridden
    But nothing like Huhne

    (will be…)

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