February 8th, 2013

David “The Jews” Ward Summoned to Whips Showdown, Again
LibDem Sources: Ward Losing Support of His Colleagues

After Guido reported David Ward’s second yellow card offence yesterday, he has now been ordered to meet the LibDem chief whip for a second time. Guido understands that the party leadership has run out of patience after Ward’s refusal to back down, apparently “decisions will be made“. The real problem for Ward is his isolation from fellow LibDem MPs. A senior party source whispers to Guido:

“David is swiftly losing the support of his colleagues. At first there was some sympathy that he could have genuinely misspoken. That argument is wearing very thin. He seems to think that being pro-Palestine is the same as being anti-Semitic.”

Ward this morning tweeted that he has a “busy day ahead”. He better believe it…


155 Comments

  1. 1
    When I was a lad I served a term as office boy to an attorney's firm... says:

    Oy vay!

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  2. 2
    David Ward says:

    Anstrengenden Tag vor

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  3. 3
    Jack Straw says:

    Let me have him, I know exactly what to do.

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  4. 4
    The Public says:

    Were they J””””h hoses in the beef supply or is this just a distraction from something the government of the country could be doing something about?

    (Please stop the censorship of that word, Guido, it is childish and reminds me of something that went on before the war)

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    • 49
      Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

      It is very simple. Guido is looking for any non-story in order to avoid dealing with tricky topics such as most members of the Conservative Party and other assorted right wing nutters having spent most of the 80s at a certain guest house in Barnes. Never say that Guido does not do the bidding of his masters.

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      • 70
        Sherlock Holmes says:

        OK. You have unmasked him. Obviously the whole of the beef scandal was also arranged by a paedo ring. Now I understand. Gosh, you are clever. Have you ever thought of standing for Parliament?

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      • 129
        T'Old Fella says:

        Geedo has a new master now, in the form of Ruppy, since all this phone hacking and such blew up in Rups face, Dave has not been the golden boy. Ruppy does not do anything himself, nods, winks etc are enough for the attack dogs to be let loose

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        • 133
          Cooowee says:

          No no no – you do not understand. Gweeds is to be the weapon of choice for Rupe’s cold plate of Yyddish revenge. Just you wait and see how it all unfolds.

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  5. 5
    ████ ' changed my tune' Hoon says:

    I I support David Ward. Like me, he is a fine example of a LibDim MP.

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    • 60
      Handycock sex Tourist on Taxpayer's money says:

      Me too. A great Party filled with Statesmen and truly great MP’s like me. Boaz.

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  6. 6
    Sir William Wade says:

    Guido, you are stirring the bottom of a stagnant pond with a stick every time you post anything like this. Great, oozy bubbles of mephitic stench rise to the surface.

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  7. 7
    Just wondrin says:

    If The EU accounts are never signed off, how do we / they know what has been spent. No smoke or mirrors needed just fog.

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    • 131
      T'Old Fella says:

      They should have set up a federal system of banks as in the United States before they created the Euro currency and an agreed universal system of accounting without that they were on a loser to start with.

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  8. 8
    WR says:

    Stupid post, can’t even say the ‘J word’ here anyhow!

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  9. 10
    Centre Parting says:

    This is obviously rubbish, Libdums can’t and don’t ‘make decisions’.

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    • 12
      Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

      Haha ! Watch your energy bills rocket soon !!!

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      • 132
        T'Old Fella says:

        Aren’t there one or two Cons on the fiddle as well, the price of fuel is beginning to get out of control, Cams will not do anything because of “market forces”, great provided if the market is not rigged, but unfortunately the market has been rigged. My electricity bill in 3 years has gone up from about £18 per qtr to £48+ in the space of 3/4years, I am not a big user of electricity

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  10. 11
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    This DNA stuff has got alot to answer for. Before it arrived all our beef was 100% steer meat.

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  11. 15
    Call me Dave says:

    Hello Everybody.

    Today I will be introducing a new allowance for Gay men looking for a wife/husband.

    It will be called ‘Knobseekers allowance’

    You have my cast iron guarantee* on that.

    * actual validity of guarantee may vary

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  12. 20
    BradfordEastVoter says:

    Just can’t wait for the next time this gent or his canvassers comes door knocking for votes – nothing like some embarrassment on the door step in front of the neighbours ………
    2010 saw the labour candidate depart with a very red face and not bother anymore doors in the street, so twice the fun next time !!
    Now what happenned to that lovely idea of the right of recall ????????

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    • 138
      Catty Comment (Ms) says:

      Binned on the first day – after they realised none of them would last a fortnight once they formed the coalition scam/scheme.

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  13. 21
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    ” Making Paracetamol packs smaller has saved 600 lives ”

    Unfortunately they chose to go to Stafford Hospital for treatment instead.

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    • 29
      Stafford Hospital says:

      We have some good news and some bad news…

      Bad news is we have amputated the wrong leg. The good news however is that the bad one is getting better.

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    • 36
      Resident sick of the lying, communist backhander scum says:

      Saved 600 lives. But earned £600,000,000 for the pharmaceuticals

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  14. 23
    Lord Stansted says:

    Surely it should be, “He seems to think that being pro-Palestine is not the same as being anti-Semitic.”

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    • 34
      Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

      It would be logically impossible to be pro-Palestinian and anti-semitic since the Palestinians are a semitic ethnic group. But facts have never got in the way of a frothing nutter…….

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    • 120
      Must get a pseudonym one day says:

      Check out his constituency demographic…..

      80% Rag-head
      0% 4x2s

      If the Limp-Dums want any chance of keeping the seat, they should promote him.

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  15. 24
    Mrs Crewe says:

    What does this man have to do to lose the support of his obviously bigoted party? Goosestep into Commons in full SS regalia! Why doesn’t he have the guts of his convictions and just come out and “I am anti-Semitic” at least you would have to respect the racist pig for standing by his beliefs.

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  16. 28
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Message from the kidnappers of Shergar,’ Bet you’ll never be able to Findus’.

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  17. 31
    Operation Crossbow says:

    20% of our meat is human DNA, what do you think Labour were doing with the dead from the NHS slaughterhouses?

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  19. 35
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    “David is swiftly losing the support of his colleagues.”

    Which David is this again?

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    • 40
      Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

      Oh dear. Has he been kicking away their zimmers again?

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      • 51
        One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

        Well, the article’s clearly got nothing to do with me. What a silly oaf that bounder was! I enjoy the full support of all my colleagues, what what.

        Toodle pip!

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        • 124
          restore the monasteries says:

          In light of recent events,some of which the populace have strong views on,
          I thought i should look up the word, “Democracy”, and in one dictionary it says’ , “A form of government in which all classes,including the lowest,(that’ll be me..),have a voice in goverment,directly,or through their chosen representative…
          Do we still live in a democracy or is there another name for government these days???…..,as i voted “NO” in ’75,but do not feel i was listened to.
          Not witty,but sad,given all thats changed since then…

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          • Helpful serf says:

            You omitted the last bit after “representative” – add “after which it is winner takes the spoils and the devil takes the hindmost”.

            Hope that helps.

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          • Humpty Dumpty Cameron says:

            You will find that ‘democracy’ is another of those words (along with ‘marriage’) which I’ve redefined to mean pretty much the opposite of what it used to mean.

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  20. 38
    Injury lawyers for You says:

    Breaking news: New branch opening in Stafford, we would like to welcome customers old and new and er Dead.

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  21. 45
    Ask a stupid question says:

    Vicky Pryce to Chris Huhne: “Are you a moron?”

    Is the pope catholic?

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    • 55
      The Pópe says:

      Ja. I am Catholic, und I am the highest representative on Earth of the God of Love Himself.

      Heil Hitler!

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  22. 47
    Dave is silent too says:

    How come the BBC (and Labour) made more fuss about Alan Partridge being a little upset by press reports than it did about thousands of people being tortured and killed by the NHS?

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    • 57
      Sarah says:

      Unions.

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    • 62
      The Brussels Broadcasting Corporation says:

      Most leading scientists now agree that those who sadly perished – despite the great skill and care of the Glorious, Remarkable and World-Renowned and Admired NHS – died because of a condition that leading doctors call “Europhobia”. Furthermore, top surgeons across the world now agree that anyone who votes “NO” to EU membership in 2017 will suffer the same fate.

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    • 64
      BBC says:

      We at the BBC are always correct and represent the spirit of the nation and EU.

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    • 88
      Harlot Church says:

      Dont forget about me. I had a terrible time

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    • 121
      hank the cat says:

      Listen it is Alans right to go about shoving coke up his nose whilst wearing a silly wig

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  23. 48
    My Lidl Pony says:

    All the supermarkets are jockeying for best position in beef scandal.

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  24. 54
    Is that a Tape Worm? says:

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  25. 58
    I'll make him an offer he can't refuse says:

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  26. 67
    Findus as we come. says:

    At least Findus Lasagne is Kosher, 100% equine flesh and not a trace of porcine.

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    • 79
      The Westminster Cringe says:

      Are they Halal?

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      • 82
        Sayeeda Warsi says:

        I only eat halal vegetarian lamb risotto.

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        • 89
          Christ Huhne says:

          If feel about as popular as a pork scratching in a Mosque.

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          • Justice says:

            I heard the tape and had to stare
            At a man in a car who wasn’t there
            He wasn’t there again today
            Oh, how I wish he’d go away
            When I looked at the dock in courtroom three
            The man was waiting there for me
            But when I looked around the hall
            I couldn’t see him there at all!
            Go to jail, go to jail, don’t you come back any more!
            Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door

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  27. 71
    Grollace says:

    He will be forced to watch Exodus 12 times on a loop without any breaks. Further brainwashing will involve buying candlesticks and burning copies of the Musical Oliver.
    Ukip any1?

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  28. 72
    Hargaret Modge, Labour MP and Hypocritical serial long term aggressive Tax Avoider + expenses thief says:

    Didn’t realise this nasty little man was the MP for Hamas. I thought he was paid to look after residents of ‘Bradfordistan’.

    Isn’t it odd how self professed ‘Liberals’ turn out to be some of the vilest people living. Polly Toynbee being another example.

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  29. 73
    Lord Johnny Prescott says:

    Just had a Findus Lasagne and it seems to have given me a bit of a loose box

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    Observer says:

    Typical hypocrisy from the Liberals, personal rights are important until they attract bad publicity.

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  32. 84
    Have you ordered in the pizzas says:

    ok have I got this right, the phrase “The J***” is now so offensive that it cannot be uttered and should be criminalised asap ?

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  33. 93
    Just wondrin says:

    If it’s all been horse meat, what has become of the dead cows?

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  34. 96
    Weygand says:

    Why this insistence on a non-story – and one which simply perpetuates antagonism and misunderstanding?

    “It’s worse than a crime, it’s boring”, as Talleyrand might have said.

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  35. 99
    SPaD U Like says:

    We now deliver

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  36. 104
    Find Us on Yellow Pages says:

    Findus are bringing out a Lasagne for Children. Called My Little Pony.

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  37. 109
    Martin Gales says:

    Why does Findus Lasagne taste like a load of old tack?

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  38. 115
    Chris Speedo Huhne says:

    This man does not have enough integrity to be an MP.

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  39. 116
    Corned Dog says:

    I wonder if anyone has thought to DNA Argentine Corned Beef?

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  40. 122
    Finduss says:

    We can now assure the public there in no horsemeat in our products. Chow for now.

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  41. 125
    Oberleutenantgruppenfuhrer David Ward says:

    Let me make this quite clear. To prove that I am not anti-semitic, I will meet with Nick, we’ll have a gas, and I’ll explain my final solution to this situation. It just needs some concentration – camp gestures will not help. So yes, I shall be occupied today – or rather, you will be very soon. You cannot stand against der might of der third reich!!! Zeig heil! as we say at LibDem HQ.

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  42. 126
    Jimmy says:

    This he calls news?

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  43. 146
    Vlad the Inhaler says:

    To learn who rules over you, find out who you can’t criticise; Voltaire.

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  44. 150

    ” He seems to think that being pro-Palestine is the same as being anti-Semitic.”
    Thing is 99 times out of 100 people who are pro-Palestine are anti-Semitic.
    i remember when being liberal could be a good thing before they threw away there morals to get in bed with Communists Islamists and facists.

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  45. 153
    Don't mention the war says:

    Good on him. About time Israel was criticised for it’s unlawful actions.

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  46. 155
    JS says:

    Not first time Lib Dems have used ill advised language. 2mins 40 in and Katy Gordon, serial Lib Dem wanna-be and candidate likens the closure of a Tea Shop to the, eh, actions of Nazi’s in WW2…. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F2mQNsFxFHE

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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