February 8th, 2013

David “The Jews” Ward Summoned to Whips Showdown, Again
LibDem Sources: Ward Losing Support of His Colleagues

After Guido reported David Ward’s second yellow card offence yesterday, he has now been ordered to meet the LibDem chief whip for a second time. Guido understands that the party leadership has run out of patience after Ward’s refusal to back down, apparently “decisions will be made“. The real problem for Ward is his isolation from fellow LibDem MPs. A senior party source whispers to Guido:

“David is swiftly losing the support of his colleagues. At first there was some sympathy that he could have genuinely misspoken. That argument is wearing very thin. He seems to think that being pro-Palestine is the same as being anti-Semitic.”

Ward this morning tweeted that he has a “busy day ahead”. He better believe it…


  1. 1
    When I was a lad I served a term as office boy to an attorney's firm... says:

    Oy vay!

  2. 2
    David Ward says:

    Anstrengenden Tag vor

  3. 3
    Jack Straw says:

    Let me have him, I know exactly what to do.

  4. 4
    The Public says:

    Were they J””””h hoses in the beef supply or is this just a distraction from something the government of the country could be doing something about?

    (Please stop the censorship of that word, Guido, it is childish and reminds me of something that went on before the war)

  5. 5
    ████ ' changed my tune' Hoon says:

    I I support David Ward. Like me, he is a fine example of a LibDim MP.

  6. 6
    Sir William Wade says:

    Guido, you are stirring the bottom of a stagnant pond with a stick every time you post anything like this. Great, oozy bubbles of mephitic stench rise to the surface.

  7. 7
    Just wondrin says:

    If The EU accounts are never signed off, how do we / they know what has been spent. No smoke or mirrors needed just fog.

  8. 8
    WR says:

    Stupid post, can’t even say the ‘J word’ here anyhow!

  9. 9
    When I was a lad the poor were skinny says:

    …..And folk used original monikers

  10. 10
    Centre Parting says:

    This is obviously rubbish, Libdums can’t and don’t ‘make decisions’.

  11. 11
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    This DNA stuff has got alot to answer for. Before it arrived all our beef was 100% steer meat.

  12. 12
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Haha ! Watch your energy bills rocket soon !!!

  13. 13
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Lasagne is an anagram of ‘nag sale’.

  14. 14

    Those days are alas forgotten.

  15. 15
    Call me Dave says:

    Hello Everybody.

    Today I will be introducing a new allowance for Gay men looking for a wife/husband.

    It will be called ‘Knobseekers allowance’

    You have my cast iron guarantee* on that.

    * actual validity of guarantee may vary

  16. 16
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Even if you copy and paste the word from Guido’s posts!

  17. 17

    Like the two toilets in John Prescott’s campaign bus.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Has Cameron accepted to reduce the rebate UK gets?

    Will UK pay more to EU in cash than now?

  19. 19
    Paniagua says:

    ‘A Caved Nimrod’ is an anagram of David Cameron

  20. 20
    BradfordEastVoter says:

    Just can’t wait for the next time this gent or his canvassers comes door knocking for votes – nothing like some embarrassment on the door step in front of the neighbours ………
    2010 saw the labour candidate depart with a very red face and not bother anymore doors in the street, so twice the fun next time !!
    Now what happenned to that lovely idea of the right of recall ????????

  21. 21
    The Public says:

    That is the comment of the day.

  22. 22
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    ” Making Paracetamol packs smaller has saved 600 lives ”

    Unfortunately they chose to go to Stafford Hospital for treatment instead.

  23. 23
    Lord Stansted says:

    Surely it should be, “He seems to think that being pro-Palestine is not the same as being anti-Semitic.”

  24. 24
    Mrs Crewe says:

    What does this man have to do to lose the support of his obviously bigoted party? Goosestep into Commons in full SS regalia! Why doesn’t he have the guts of his convictions and just come out and “I am anti-Semitic” at least you would have to respect the racist pig for standing by his beliefs.

  25. 25
    The Matrix says:

    avid dream con

  26. 26
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Bread and water for you my lad.

  27. 27
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    One for coming and one for going?

  28. 28
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Message from the kidnappers of Shergar,’ Bet you’ll never be able to Findus’.

  29. 29
    Stafford Hospital says:

    We have some good news and some bad news…

    Bad news is we have amputated the wrong leg. The good news however is that the bad one is getting better.

  30. 30
    Lord Presclott says:

    Toilets? There ain’t nowt toilets on my campaign bus, lad. I stick me arse out o’window and shit all over poor folk. I is allowed to do that and that, what with me being a Lord and that.

  31. 31
    Operation Crossbow says:

    20% of our meat is human DNA, what do you think Labour were doing with the dead from the NHS slaughterhouses?

  32. 32
  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    And, if growth ever returns to EU then GDP rises – and so do contributions which are linked to size of economy.

    Despite winning an historic cut to the EU budget, Britain could end up paying more. Only in the EU.


  34. 34
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    It would be logically impossible to be pro-Palestinian and anti-semitic since the Palestinians are a semitic ethnic group. But facts have never got in the way of a frothing nutter…….

  35. 35
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    “David is swiftly losing the support of his colleagues.”

    Which David is this again?

  36. 36
    Resident sick of the lying, communist backhander scum says:

    Saved 600 lives. But earned £600,000,000 for the pharmaceuticals

  37. 37
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    See answer to 23 above. If making a comment please engage brain (however inadequate) first.

  38. 38
    Injury lawyers for You says:

    Breaking news: New branch opening in Stafford, we would like to welcome customers old and new and er Dead.

  39. 39
    Soylent Green says:

    Nom Nom Nom

  40. 40
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    Oh dear. Has he been kicking away their zimmers again?

  41. 41
    Dr Mengele says:

    But if you try to sue us, you won’t have a leg to stand on.

  42. 42
    Al Queda NHS Branch says:

    We are not a slaughter house

  43. 43
    Lord Presclott says:

    Ah always said I was a man o’ the people *munch* *munch*.. the working class have made me the man I is today *chomp* *chew* *burrrrrrrrp*

  44. 44
    Mark Oaten says:

    Nom Nom Nom hic

  45. 45
    Ask a stupid question says:

    Vicky Pryce to Chris Huhne: “Are you a moron?”

    Is the pope catholic?

  46. 46
    Met Police says:

    We need a stool sample to test for DNA of a certain missing young girl

  47. 47
    Dave is silent too says:

    How come the BBC (and Labour) made more fuss about Alan Partridge being a little upset by press reports than it did about thousands of people being tortured and killed by the NHS?

  48. 48
    My Lidl Pony says:

    All the supermarkets are jockeying for best position in beef scandal.

  49. 49
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    It is very simple. Guido is looking for any non-story in order to avoid dealing with tricky topics such as most members of the Conservative Party and other assorted right wing nutters having spent most of the 80s at a certain guest house in Barnes. Never say that Guido does not do the bidding of his masters.

  50. 50
    Concerned of Tunbridge Wells says:

    Breaking news:

    Traces of porker found in Foreign Secretary

  51. 51
    One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

    Well, the article’s clearly got nothing to do with me. What a silly oaf that bounder was! I enjoy the full support of all my colleagues, what what.

    Toodle pip!

  52. 52
    Paniagua says:


    Moniker of the moment

  53. 53
    Lord Stansted says:

    Indeed, but I fear such things go over the heads of the political class and their hangers-on.

  54. 54
    Is that a Tape Worm? says:

  55. 55
    The Pópe says:

    Ja. I am Catholic, und I am the highest representative on Earth of the God of Love Himself.

    Heil Hitler!

  56. 56
    Is that a Tape Worm? says:

    Mod bot test

  57. 57
    Sarah says:


  58. 58
    I'll make him an offer he can't refuse says:

  59. 59
    Is that a Tape Worm? says:

    Looks like Twatson Tweets about h0rse me@t r on the watch list then

  60. 60
    Handycock sex Tourist on Taxpayer's money says:

    Me too. A great Party filled with Statesmen and truly great MP’s like me. Boaz.

  61. 61
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:


  62. 62
    The Brussels Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Most leading scientists now agree that those who sadly perished – despite the great skill and care of the Glorious, Remarkable and World-Renowned and Admired NHS – died because of a condition that leading doctors call “Europhobia”. Furthermore, top surgeons across the world now agree that anyone who votes “NO” to EU membership in 2017 will suffer the same fate.

  63. 63
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Champion !

  64. 64
    BBC says:

    We at the BBC are always correct and represent the spirit of the nation and EU.

  65. 65
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    One with 3 or 4 legs?

  66. 66
    Paniagua says:

    Research – Tour de France

  67. 67
    Findus as we come. says:

    At least Findus Lasagne is Kosher, 100% equine flesh and not a trace of porcine.

  68. 68
    Paniagua says:

    It’s not to late to shut the stable door is it?

  69. 69
    Chippendale says:

    I have some very expensive stools.

  70. 70
    Sherlock Holmes says:

    OK. You have unmasked him. Obviously the whole of the beef scandal was also arranged by a paedo ring. Now I understand. Gosh, you are clever. Have you ever thought of standing for Parliament?

  71. 71
    Grollace says:

    He will be forced to watch Exodus 12 times on a loop without any breaks. Further brainwashing will involve buying candlesticks and burning copies of the Musical Oliver.
    Ukip any1?

  72. 72
    Hargaret Modge, Labour MP and Hypocritical serial long term aggressive Tax Avoider + expenses thief says:

    Didn’t realise this nasty little man was the MP for Hamas. I thought he was paid to look after residents of ‘Bradfordistan’.

    Isn’t it odd how self professed ‘Liberals’ turn out to be some of the vilest people living. Polly Toynbee being another example.

  73. 73
    Lord Johnny Prescott says:

    Just had a Findus Lasagne and it seems to have given me a bit of a loose box

  74. 74
  75. 75
    Observer says:

    Typical hypocrisy from the Liberals, personal rights are important until they attract bad publicity.

  76. 76
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    So, as they pass by, you will be handing out the Testosterone and not bread and water

  77. 77
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    If you want to eat horse you need a stable diet.

  78. 78
    Gillian McKeith says:

    YES :D

  79. 79
    The Westminster Cringe says:

    Are they Halal?

  80. 80
    Diane Abbott says:

    Black Beauty.

  81. 81
    Have you ordered in the pizzas says:

    Guido this story is a lot of pish.

  82. 82
    Sayeeda Warsi says:

    I only eat halal vegetarian lamb risotto.

  83. 83
    I'll make him an offer he can't refuse says:

    Get Tracy Temple to help you out.

  84. 84
    Have you ordered in the pizzas says:

    ok have I got this right, the phrase “The J***” is now so offensive that it cannot be uttered and should be criminalised asap ?

  85. 85
    Diane Abbott says:

    Send a wheelbarrow round.

  86. 86
    Horst Hinderburger says:

    Zis man haz ze trotts ya!

  87. 87
    Paniagua says:

    EPO actually

  88. 88
    Harlot Church says:

    Dont forget about me. I had a terrible time

  89. 89
    Christ Huhne says:

    If feel about as popular as a pork scratching in a Mosque.

  90. 90
    Aldiniti says:

    I was well named

  91. 91
    And which course is this? says:

  92. 92
    Elm Guest House nonce says:

    Suck my kosher cock, paddy!

  93. 93
    Just wondrin says:

    If it’s all been horse meat, what has become of the dead cows?

  94. 94
    Miranda Blair says:

    fuck off, you closet bender!

  95. 95
    Observer says:

    Yes, you have got it right.

  96. 96
    Weygand says:

    Why this insistence on a non-story – and one which simply perpetuates antagonism and misunderstanding?

    “It’s worse than a crime, it’s boring”, as Talleyrand might have said.

  97. 97
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Asda not been enough on this topic now?

  98. 98


    The Trots now run the Conservative party.

  99. 99
    SPaD U Like says:

    We now deliver

  100. 100

    Generally, the more hands the better.

  101. 101
    Red Ed says:

    Is there a meatwaggon I can jump on?

  102. 102
    Justice says:

    I heard the tape and had to stare
    At a man in a car who wasn’t there
    He wasn’t there again today
    Oh, how I wish he’d go away
    When I looked at the dock in courtroom three
    The man was waiting there for me
    But when I looked around the hall
    I couldn’t see him there at all!
    Go to jail, go to jail, don’t you come back any more!
    Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door

  103. 103
    Max by grave says:

    I agree.

  104. 104
    Find Us on Yellow Pages says:

    Findus are bringing out a Lasagne for Children. Called My Little Pony.

  105. 105
    Jeremy Beadle says:


  106. 106
    PC World says:

    But we can mention the Zoroastrians, the Hindus and the Sikhs?

  107. 107
    Cyril Smith says:

    The more boys the better

  108. 108
    A Soya Salesman says:

    What do you think we make Quorn out of?

  109. 109
    Martin Gales says:

    Why does Findus Lasagne taste like a load of old tack?

  110. 110
    Gallup poll says:


  111. 111
    His Lardship (Again) says:

    And I’m feeling one coming on now, after those 46 Findus lasagnes I’ve et, couldn’t let them go to waste now could I?

  112. 112
    Find us on Facebook says:

    So 3why doesn’t Dave give the Euro Horse Eaters mucho shit for contaminating the UK’s food chain?

  113. 113
    Ifitquackslikeaduck says:

    Perhaps, Sir William, you’re criticising the wrong person here.

  114. 114
    HuntMaster says:

    Well, I am afraid we can’t be sentimnetal, we need to get rid of those useless hounds when they are no longer fit enough to keep up with the pack.

  115. 115
    Chris Speedo Huhne says:

    This man does not have enough integrity to be an MP.

  116. 116
    Corned Dog says:

    I wonder if anyone has thought to DNA Argentine Corned Beef?

  117. 117
    RetardEd says:

    Don’t forget the Trekkies.

  118. 118
    Chris Speedo Huhne says:

    I object!

  119. 119
    Emergency Ward says:

    The “Dis-Respect” Party beckons.

    Fits in with the sinister creepy views of some of these sicko posters.

  120. 120
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Check out his constituency demographic…..

    80% Rag-head
    0% 4x2s

    If the Limp-Dums want any chance of keeping the seat, they should promote him.

  121. 121
    hank the cat says:

    Listen it is Alans right to go about shoving coke up his nose whilst wearing a silly wig

  122. 122
    Finduss says:

    We can now assure the public there in no horsemeat in our products. Chow for now.

  123. 123
    Hargaret Modge, Labour MP and Hypocritical serial long term aggressive Tax Avoider + expenses thief says:

    What you mean is that you resemble that remark…right?

  124. 124
    restore the monasteries says:

    In light of recent events,some of which the populace have strong views on,
    I thought i should look up the word, “Democracy”, and in one dictionary it says’ , “A form of government in which all classes,including the lowest,(that’ll be me..),have a voice in goverment,directly,or through their chosen representative…
    Do we still live in a democracy or is there another name for government these days???…..,as i voted “NO” in ’75,but do not feel i was listened to.
    Not witty,but sad,given all thats changed since then…

  125. 125
    Oberleutenantgruppenfuhrer David Ward says:

    Let me make this quite clear. To prove that I am not anti-semitic, I will meet with Nick, we’ll have a gas, and I’ll explain my final solution to this situation. It just needs some concentration – camp gestures will not help. So yes, I shall be occupied today – or rather, you will be very soon. You cannot stand against der might of der third reich!!! Zeig heil! as we say at LibDem HQ.

  126. 126
    Jimmy says:

    This he calls news?

  127. 127
    T'Old Fella says:

    With all this business of lending to EU countries didn’t Gideon lend something like £10 billion to the republic of Ireland which means that that foreign country has had 2 bites at the cherry, loans from the EU and the UK, why.

  128. 128
    Taxfodder says:

    You could try Bacon Dodger or four by twos….

    In any case this story is not even remotely interesting other than testing what the modbot does or does not like…

    David Ward has an opinion too bad if its not politically correct or upsets people…

  129. 129
    T'Old Fella says:

    Geedo has a new master now, in the form of Ruppy, since all this phone hacking and such blew up in Rups face, Dave has not been the golden boy. Ruppy does not do anything himself, nods, winks etc are enough for the attack dogs to be let loose

  130. 130
    T'Old Fella says:

    Sir Bill I think you are correct there, but that is Geedo’s main purpose, and as you already know he has a new master now who just lets his dog run wild.

  131. 131
    T'Old Fella says:

    They should have set up a federal system of banks as in the United States before they created the Euro currency and an agreed universal system of accounting without that they were on a loser to start with.

  132. 132
    T'Old Fella says:

    Aren’t there one or two Cons on the fiddle as well, the price of fuel is beginning to get out of control, Cams will not do anything because of “market forces”, great provided if the market is not rigged, but unfortunately the market has been rigged. My electricity bill in 3 years has gone up from about £18 per qtr to £48+ in the space of 3/4years, I am not a big user of electricity

  133. 133
    Cooowee says:

    No no no – you do not understand. Gweeds is to be the weapon of choice for Rupe’s cold plate of Yyddish revenge. Just you wait and see how it all unfolds.

  134. 134
    T'Old Fella says:

    Has that steer meat had a strange taste to what you normally used to get, I don’t know what has happened to beef it does not taste the same as I were a lad, I don’t know about you.

  135. 135
    T'Old Fella says:

    Sounds like handbags at dawn boys

  136. 136
    T'Old Fella says:

    Frederick Gideon Threepwood, I have said that on here but moddy botty has got too enthusiastic.

  137. 137
    Curly says:

    No, they were on a winner – the rest of us were on the losers side.

  138. 138
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Binned on the first day – after they realised none of them would last a fortnight once they formed the coalition scam/scheme.

  139. 139
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    But they’ll have to, er, circumscribe him first!

  140. 140
    Helpful serf says:

    You omitted the last bit after “representative” – add “after which it is winner takes the spoils and the devil takes the hindmost”.

    Hope that helps.

  141. 141
    Helpful serf says:


  142. 142
    Curly says:


  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    It appears that the ZioLoons are again trying to get an elected MP fired for criticising their sordid little despot racist colony. They undermine democracies and then they say it’s not a conspiracy…!

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    You must use “Uebermenschen” instead now, or just plain “Masters”.

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    Greedo for some reason feels he must regularly lick chosen lander arse.

  146. 146
    Vlad the Inhaler says:

    To learn who rules over you, find out who you can’t criticise; Voltaire.

  147. 147
    Vlad the Inhaler says:

    First Liberal I’ve heard speak any sense for a long time.

  148. 148
    Fritz says:

    Went the day well.

  149. 149
    Humpty Dumpty Cameron says:

    You will find that ‘democracy’ is another of those words (along with ‘marriage’) which I’ve redefined to mean pretty much the opposite of what it used to mean.

  150. 150

    ” He seems to think that being pro-Palestine is the same as being anti-Semitic.”
    Thing is 99 times out of 100 people who are pro-Palestine are anti-Semitic.
    i remember when being liberal could be a good thing before they threw away there morals to get in bed with Communists Islamists and facists.

  151. 151

    Point or relevence?

  152. 152
    Canon Withers says:

    A stable diet should include a barrel of hock.

  153. 153
    Don't mention the war says:

    Good on him. About time Israel was criticised for it’s unlawful actions.

  154. 154
    Mrs Crewe says:

    Why on earth would anyone be interested in the views of a pedantic racist?

  155. 155
    JS says:

    Not first time Lib Dems have used ill advised language. 2mins 40 in and Katy Gordon, serial Lib Dem wanna-be and candidate likens the closure of a Tea Shop to the, eh, actions of Nazi’s in WW2…. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F2mQNsFxFHE

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