As Dave announces the details of this afternoon’s deal it it worth looking back at what some of his opponents have said in the past. Here is what Emma Reynolds, Labour’s Shadow Europe Minister, told SkyNews in November: “If he does get a good deal for British taxpayers then we will commend him for that but we wait to see the outcome of the negotiations”. The PM will no doubt be looking forward to her congratulations…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
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UK will be paying more cash under the deal Cameron has done. When is paying more became a cut?
Looks like Del boy deal making.
No, it was Bliar & McMental that is responsible. Get your feckin facts right.
For you May 2010, past or future?
UK formally Great Britain will be paying yet more into the common market, er . . uropeean economic community, . . . er united states of urope. So a prize but no fishing quota.
one term cameron.
Sounds very prudent to me.
The EU Budget Prognosis
Said Dave “I’m off to Europe to ensure they cut the budget
If me and Merkle both collude I know that we can fudge it
I’ll come home draped in glory, we’ll gain lots more vote for sure
The voters just wont realise that we’ll be paying more”
Alas poor Dave don’t realise that voters aren’t that dim
Unlike the Tory faithful there not taken in by him
The UKIP vote will turf him out we know they marked his card
This Cameron and Merkle scam is simply a charade
And once mass immigration comes here early on next year
The cut backs and the bedroom tax will stoke the Tory fear
They’ll see just what a large amount of votes that UKIP stole
And be haunted by the prospect of a future on the dole
Magic
Look at your electricity bill for the answer. Mine’s going up, but the DECC assure us all that it’s not nearly as expensive as it would have been without windmills.
Quite conceivable given the balance of trade deficit in importing more LPG. Mind you most people don’t understand the above sentence do they? Don’t you love the BBC TV and ITV TV. When will they stop speaking down to us and start using language and terms that challenge and inform.
When they stop employing politically correct airhead fuckwits and get some decent presenters in.
When a politician says so. Voters of Eastleigh write UKIP on your voting slips
That chav made it up. No evidence. Even if there were it proves nothing.
Mate go straight to Stafford hospital.
I am thinking of taking my bed off road
Everything connected with the eu is a lie, time for armed resistance soon, the european Spring!
Already started. Look at Greece, Italy and lately the Frogs too. The EU bulldozer is about to get tipped over.
The Labour Government – ‘outsourced’ all ‘responsibility’ [including blame] to the third party French company ATOS from the DWP. IDS is just carrying on what the government of the day instigated back then.
‘Outsourcing’ of all responsibility (come backs / litigation and blame) – is what The Labour & Coalition Governments do.
This country’s people need to look just below the surface of all that happens – and there you ought to see the legal fraternity in all of its ugly guises.
Who actually knows what a Judicial Tyranny is … not many of you bloggers it seems.
Surely by using a privatised company that reduces liability by devaluing all claims based on indirect breach of a duty to promote the right to education, health, a family and any indirectly discriminatory policy that would otherwise also be illegal. In effect is saves a lot of court cases and a lot of taxpayer money. I may have taken my favorite law module on International human rights some years ago.
But why French?
Chers Anglais! Salut, bonjour, bonsoir. We ‘ave all the expertise in zese matters and we now love to catch ze other countries in the act. We recently sued Madame Merkel wiv ze old german immigration bureau prodding ze immigre workers and ze jugement dommages was enormous. Enorme. Au revoir! And you will recall our government administration forces zat allow ze prod prod, poush, poush, for more contracts, no?
Yes, but I think all Government ministers are a bunch of tossers.
The EU Budget Prognosis
Said Dave “I’m off to Europe to ensure they cut the budget
If me and Merkle both collude I know that we can fudge it
I’ll come home draped in glory, we’ll gain lots more vote for sure
The voters just wont realise that we’ll be paying more”
Alas poor Dave don’t realise that voters aren’t that dim
Unlike the Tory faithful there not taken in by him
The UKIP vote will turf him out we know they marked his card
This Cameron and Merkle scam is simply a charade
And once mass immigration comes here early on next year
The cut backs and the bedroom tax will stoke the Tory fear
They’ll see just what a large amount of votes that UKIP stole
And be haunted by the prospect of a future on the dole
Magic
Cameron and the EU must think we are stupid to fall for this bit of play acting.
A) we won’t get an in/out referendum from Cameron
B) we finnish up paying More to the EU
Remember this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1JReyGsdOA
Talk me through this being good for us then
Well, Dave and George (conservative) and Emma Reynolds (labour) say it’s a good deal – and they all did PPE at Oxbridge Polytechnic – so it must be good.
Either that or the PPE course at Oxbridge Poly is shite…
Well if increasing our contribution to a shrinking budget is a success, I would hate to see what failure is.
I think this deal is full of FAIL!
If this has to be passed in UK parliament, it will not go through.
If Cameron thinks this is a triumph, the twat needs committing.
God she is really weird looking, relative of Milliband per chance
Is she Michael. Gove in Saturday Night. Drag. Party. Wig —-
borrowed from his wife ???
Agreed. Eyes too close together.
What’s weird about her?
She looks like a fairly wholesome filly to me. Good breeding I’d hazard.
Perhaps you’re more used to orange-faced Essex girls.
Fuck off Handycock
Not alot of Essex girls in the Valleys
What are you on about?
Are you mistaking me for that Taffy cretin?
I’m mightily offended.
Yes, she’s the good-looking one in the family, like I was.
Except the euro parliament will block this deal.. and how is paying more a good deal for the UK?
Don’t be silly. All we need do it tell them we have paid in full. Meanshile we can send what we think they should for the projects we like and nothing else.
Anyone questioning the figures should be refered to the signature on the EU’s full audited accounts. Not been signed off for 18 years? Oh dear. We’ll pay when they have been auditted and signed off. All 18 years worth.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but if the UK contibution into a shrinking budget pot go up, British taxpayers are now paying an even larger proportion of subsidies to French peasant farmers and the Kinnock family’s pensions.
Not exactly Mrs Thatcher, is he?
thank blair for giving the rebate concession … and given that is reality the spend will rise less as a proportion of gdp… no not thatcher but its a starting point.
the eu has finally got the message … bought about by being right in the middle of the debate and maintaining the focus on getting a pragmatic result.
Nothing is written
very true
Not fit to wipe her arse.
She’s the Shadow Europe Minister not a “shadow health minister”
Just a thought I think that everey man and his dog has had a turn to be shadow health minister in the Liebour party.
Hang on my phucking dog hasn’t been shadow health minister and he is a labour councillor
I’m always being pulled by my owner the pope, why do people think I’m some sort of Lib Dem freak?
My Dave (the Loon) told me he would get our contribution down to 75 million a day, hang on thats right I think.
Why did you marry this plunker, Sam?
A. Plunker is somewhere in betwen a plumber and a plunger.
So — an expert in despatching everything down the toilet then…
Its going to be wasted on CAP and 20% on climate action.
The NHS is safe with Labour.
The NHS IS safe with Labour – it’s the patients who risk their lives every time they enter a hospital.
What is it with Labour wimmins hair??? – Do they all use the same “Self-Harm salon”?
Blame Burnham he keeps nicking their make up
Boom-Boom!
They really are a load of pigs in knickers aren’t they Sparky? Ugliness must be a requirement for ‘women’ who wish to join the Liebor party.
I’ll see your Claire Short and raise you a Margaret Beckett.
One Abbott and a pair of Eagles I won.
An almost unbeatable hand Sir.
Now, had you a Harman up your sleeve…
A Harperson, a. Currie, a Widdicombe and a Hewitt.
Royal. Flush !!
Or should that be a. Busted. Flush
I would say I had a full house but I need Gordon Brown first
Ooh, you certainly know how to turn an old Minister on!
I fear an accident with a leaf blower.
Maybe the shadow education minister can explain how paying more money is a good thing?
Anyone have an email address for Patricia Hewitt? She was Health Secretary 2005-07. She has blood on her hands, as do her successors Alan Johnson and Andy Burnham.
In the ideal world, she’d be arrested and charged with negligent homicide.
It would be tricky to prove the negligent bit.
Not negligence. These people were evil. They knew what they were doing.
Precisely my point
Isn’t it amazing that when the systems in place go wrong you use it for cheap party poiltical point scoring, something deliberately avoided in the Prime Minister’s own speech on on the Stafford Hospital report. It was actually some mandarin in the DoH who said the main thing is hospital bosses get bonuses if they stay solvent and seem to be able to tick most boxes whether true our not. He is probably in Room 101 now being tortured by a rich Sir Humphrey deep in some whitehall lair. Hopefully he’s a tory deep down and will be given electric shocks where it hurts him most.
I stopped reading after systems.
One should not forget her involvement with Harman in promoting interests of PIE at the NCCL back in the 70s.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2221078/Jimmy-Savile-liberal-left-encouraged-sexualisation-children.html#axzz2KE30LNHG
But she’s denied all that.
Long time ago. Water under the bridge. Lessons learned. Moved on. Nothing to see here folks etc. etc.
As Butch has done what we told him to then I for one am happy to congratulate him.
Ah yes Jimmy I thought you would invoke the Nuremberg defense
See the Rome Statute Article 7(1):
http://untreaty.un.org/cod/icc/statute/99_corr/cstatute.htm
Then give Dave a slap for this EU deal.
Much less expensive to change your name by deed poll to your registration.
Same same
What a wanker
Succinct and to the point. Amen.
C11NT
Could you be more explicit
Plod on the radio saying that because of the cuts and how overworked they are your average plod “wont go the extra mile”hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahgasphahahahahaha The only way the plod will “go an extra mile” is for a pie or a bung.
Most of them in my manor couldn’t walk 200 yds never mind an extra mile.
You’ve got Coppers in your manor?
Perhaps O.T. bigot is that “man on the Clapham omnibus”. Survey London, one generally lacks towns, suburbs or distinct districts and rather has ‘Manors’, man say. Real south/north london brov innit.
Careful. They’re not very humorous.
Any more of that talk and you’ll find a few constables on your doorstep accusing you of calling their horse-burgers “gay.”
Are police horses made of 100% horse or is there some faggot in there?
Any reaction yet from Ann Clwyd ? She is a victim here.
She is no victim – she was informed by many of her constituents while she was in power – she did nothing to help them. Oh and the local Tory’s knew all about it too; yet they did nothing while all they coveted was to regain the nod of murdoch and power.
Just look in the detail and you will find me.
EU deals are NEVER what they first appear.
Nor are any government deals, take the Mililennium Dome, Olympics, roads, rail networks, they all go over budget generally to companies with ones’ friends on the boards. Life goes on, people get gradual major public improvements in this company and we can worship as we see fit in the Temple or Grand Inner Sanctum. Obviously you’re not a top mason or you’d understand that about all government. It’s people who disilike government and my preferred appointees in particular I have issues with. (ROOM 101 for them generally)
Plus we have an edict on the BBC about reporting too seriously or long about Mr Farage.
Winning for Britain.
Marks a change from years of Labour waste.
But did he manage to shut down the stupid Parliament buildings in Strasbourg?
pas chance … a ridiculous carrousel of ‘change desk’ to pay homage to the origins of the union.. complete waste of money
All Together – CAM MORON. Louder, louder.
It’s amazing how people know so much about the EU deal. I didn’t realise so many comments were from people who were actually there. Well done you lot, now what are the winning lottery numbers for tonight?
Read the blogs matey, it’s all there.
yes, the reduction means Britain will pay more.
Get your 5 a day: Healthy foods.
Ignore our 5 recognized death trusts, and the fact the food will kill you.
Ban Frosties: Vote Labour.
Eat burghers too??
Deficet or debt, increase or decrease what the difference
“I am not a rich Tory toff.” Prime Minister David Cameron said to Guido Fawkes for Guido’s column for Sun On Sunday.
Believe that and you’ll believe anything !
Owen Jones, you didn’t turn up to do your paper round this morning. You are just an ungrateful little shit. Other people wanted that job, and I really thought I could trust you.
I bet you were sniffing Diane Abbott’s underwear again. Next time let her take them off first. Come on lad sort yourself out.
Owen sends his appologies but he can’t resist the smell of rice and pee.
He will attend your shop at 06:00 tomorrow morning to deliver all three copies of the Observer.
Cameron just send me the fucking money, and don’t forget the Vig this time. Kapish
What are morals. Can I get them on expenses?
No.
You are a total cu-nt.
They used to be something one either had or had not. These days according to the MSM anyway you need a compass (or maybe a GPS) or something.
Vote UKIP.
I might just do that, thanks.
Probably more excited to be invited to address this year’s Durham Miners’ Gala than anything else that has ever happened
I take it right up y`know.
We need an EU Guido Fawkes
Read eureferendum blog then
Is this girl not at school?
If not, why not.
Did that economic mastermind George Osborne do the calculations for DC on what would constitute a good deal in the EU negotiations?
How many millions did you steal from J**s and Christians across the world?
Sir you are in fact a J****h criminal – and using the A/S card to ward off true accusations against you has proved very profitable for you and many of your friends around the globe innit so?
Being a former eu commissar, I will have you know that th eu commission which calculates these figures is as transparent and honest as the city of london of which I am now an eminent member
Given your recent appointment to the freedom of Hull your greasy eminence, you are more suited to be in a factory or call centre there than in the City and are no longer a Grand Master since I supplanted you. Good bye.
I have been asked by the whips not to say “the Je/ws” in future.
I have decided to replace my apparently ‘offensive’ word with “Dachau fuel.”
I hope this is less discourteous.
I think in the light of the last comment, the audience is a bit unimpressed with Cameron’s adherence to Blair’s treaty deal and digressing to casual sexual comments and racism. I think he should renegotiate the whole treaty pronto.
Fortunately however, my secondees in Brussels have no intention to go down in such a compromising way and are at this very moment making it even more of a gentleman’s club for the way big business is placed only within the EU and not for example in exotic places like Norway (who are like and independent Scotland with more deadly pscyhopaths that Salmond). They are assisting in a long bribing and subsidy-laden cosying up with car manufacturers and electronics manufacturers across the globe. Leave at your peril and if you try to bash us any further they say they will stitch up a photo involving you DC, Rebecca Brooks and the Horse in the most compromising position imaginable!!!