February 7th, 2013

Huhne’s Speedy Farewell

Who says the Eastleigh LibDems don’t have a sense of humour? This is the latest literature they have been pushing round, unfortunately published before the demise of their MP:

A case of not being on the same page, on the same page…


45 Comments

  1. 1
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    codename Huhnewatch

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  2. 2
    fruitcake says:

    I like that bit “I Need Help” above the pic of the man himself.

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  3. 3
    When I was a lad I served a term as office boy to an attorney's firm... says:

    And what do points make? …. Prizes!

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  4. 4
    Mr MacKay says:

    He’ll be in a safe place soon.

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  5. 5
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    WTF is a Speedwatch Volunteer?

    A wannabe traffic policeman?

    Do they put cardboard boxes on their heads and pretend to be speed cameras?

    Or stand by the kerb and tut-tut when a fast car goes past?

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    • 11
      Anonymous says:

      All of the above; they are Liberals – it’s what they do! (I.e. nosy self important jobsworth types often on civil service pensions)

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    • 13
      Anonymous says:

      All of the above. A liberal by definition is a nosy self important jobsworth on a civil service pension.

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    • 14
      Buzzword Bingo says:

      “Community Speed Watch is a scheme to encourage people to reduce speeding traffic though their community”

      It’s also a scheme to encourage and empower the mong community to create rich media websites that are splattered with the word “community”.

      http://speed-watch.org/

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      • 35
        LAB GAIN +9 says:

        It’s people like you who should be confined for a period in a mental institution as you have no sympathy for members of our UK community with Downs. Huhne should have seen this coming, and I am placing lots of bets on Labour storming this election, Southampton, Portsmouth, Reading and Greater London in 2015. Just remember to vote split as you all do. At least we protect the most vulnerable people in society unlike Cameron and his vicious, ideological cuts.

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        • 40
          Matilda says:

          Like 1200+ Staffs hospital patients you mean? Glad we cleared that up.

          Taffy apple – please go away and look for your brain.

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      • 37
        Quiet Bat Person says:

        I love the way that the speedwatchers have set up their tripod sign in front of, and obscuring, a lawful road sign showing the speed limit, and in front of a sign warning drivers of hazardous bends. (Second photo).

        Fucking muppets.

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  6. 8
    Guy Martin to win TT2013 says:

    They send stroppy letters suggesting that they might, if they could, send you a ticket next time.

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  7. 15
    Rich Man Walking says:

    Can one draw one’s pension when serving a prison sentence?

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    • 19
      LAB GAIN says:

      Y you rich git, just like Oaten, he’ll likely get himself a rent boy

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      • 24
        Rich Man Walking says:

        Before you get all wound up LAB GAIN

        The moniker is a play on dead man walking and Huhne is a millionaire

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      • 25
        Pentangelis says:

        We plough the fields and scatter
        Our good seed on a plate,
        the ex-MP for Eastleigh
        May now enjoy his fate.

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        • 26
          Ippikin says:

          I didn’t know Matthias Claudius was still kicking around.
          I expect his family will be after you for plagiarism

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        • 27
          Sodom & Gomorrah says:

          Ah, you are referring to the adjacent ex-MP for Winchester – clever boy!

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        • 36
          LAB GAIN +9 says:

          Too right. Sodom and Gomorrah will turn towards the redeeming grace of Miliband and Balls and we will build a new Jerusalem in England, with fairness and economic prosperity.

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          • Curly wonders says:

            If you’d ever bothered to get off your computer and read the news, you would have known that the current Jerusalem is split in half between east and west. Is that what you are advocating a north/south split UK?

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    • 21
      Poor Man Thinking says:

      If Cara really loves him she will take his next points for him.

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  8. 16
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    And while the good folk of Eastleigh are watching, the imm igrants drive past without Tax or Insurance and the police turn a blind-eye. ( Today’s Mail )

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  9. 18
    Sir David Nicholson says:

    ” I expect the Death Count to be on my desk by ten o-clock sharp “

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  10. 22
    Pentangelis says:

    Once again the crime is being caught, not the deed. I am just so pleased this odious little man has left our lives, hopefully for good.

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    • 33
      service insider says:

      He’ll soon tire out of wifey no.2 who’ll take her half and get wed to wifey no.3 with a new public sector job for which he will not really be responsible. If he was in the private sector he would have been taken under with it by the law suits.

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      • 45
        Sodom & Gomorrah says:

        As there seem to be vague rumours about more points being taken by third parties, hopefully that could prove a further stop to the man’s future ‘rehabilitation’.

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  11. 28
    Anonymous says:

    The latest craze is to demolish fire stations and build new ones called “Community Fire Stations” you couldn’t make it up

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    • 31
      STuN says:

      I didn’t know Tim Yeo had any construction interests.

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    • 44
      Catty Comment (ms) says:

      That’ll work! The idea has proved wonderfully effective and efficient in the hospital sector over the past 15 years or so.

      A lucrative scheme pushed hard by certain (specially favoured few) private sector companies under the acronym PFI, which it is understood means “Please Flatten It” [so we can make loadsamoney rebuilding at outrageous and untrammelled cost].

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