Who says the Eastleigh LibDems don’t have a sense of humour? This is the latest literature they have been pushing round, unfortunately published before the demise of their MP:
A case of not being on the same page, on the same page…
If Dave Were President He’d Have Resigned By Now | Alex Wickham
Loongate: What Happened in the Blue Boar Bar | Simon Walters
Feldman’s Tennis Days With Dave | Telegraph
How Geoffrey Howe Has Lost the Debate | Robin Shepherd
Dave Has Lost Control on Europe | Geoffrey Howe
Lib Dems Should Support EU Referendum | LibDemVoice
Feldman’s Denial | Fraser Nelson
Obama’s Presidency is Imploding | Nile Gardiner
Miliband Could Be a Great PM | Thomas Pascoe
What Are You Really Paying in Income Tax? | TPA
Galloway’s Mad Month | The Commentator
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
codename Huhnewatch
It’s nice to see one of the political class get a kicking, now for the other 649!
A speedy farewell to the LidDems first
So perish all traitors
It’s nice to see one of the political class get a kicking, now for the other 649!
The posh vote is gonna be split. Normal folk ‘ll vote Labour this time round. Bring on Miliband.
Miliband ain’t normal.
He’s more normal than Cameron and his bunch of aristocractic cronies.
reading about the politicisation of the NHS under the last government is a reminder that the Labour Government really were a bucket of human shit
I like that bit “I Need Help” above the pic of the man himself.
Huhne: “I need help!”
Prison officer (on other side of door): “Tough. You’re Bubba’s tonight. And every night..”
And what do points make? …. Prizes!
..trains go in the wrong direction?
He’ll be in a safe place soon.
Having seen his wife in action, you’re definitely right.
WTF is a Speedwatch Volunteer?
A wannabe traffic policeman?
Do they put cardboard boxes on their heads and pretend to be speed cameras?
Or stand by the kerb and tut-tut when a fast car goes past?
All of the above; they are Liberals – it’s what they do! (I.e. nosy self important jobsworth types often on civil service pensions)
All of the above. A liberal by definition is a nosy self important jobsworth on a civil service pension.
A Liberal is just a Tory that’s not been mugged!
“Community Speed Watch is a scheme to encourage people to reduce speeding traffic though their community”
It’s also a scheme to encourage and empower the mong community to create rich media websites that are splattered with the word “community”.
http://speed-watch.org/
It’s people like you who should be confined for a period in a mental institution as you have no sympathy for members of our UK community with Downs. Huhne should have seen this coming, and I am placing lots of bets on Labour storming this election, Southampton, Portsmouth, Reading and Greater London in 2015. Just remember to vote split as you all do. At least we protect the most vulnerable people in society unlike Cameron and his vicious, ideological cuts.
Like 1200+ Staffs hospital patients you mean? Glad we cleared that up.
Taffy apple – please go away and look for your brain.
I love the way that the speedwatchers have set up their tripod sign in front of, and obscuring, a lawful road sign showing the speed limit, and in front of a sign warning drivers of hazardous bends. (Second photo).
Fucking muppets.
Maybe they are all on speed?
They send stroppy letters suggesting that they might, if they could, send you a ticket next time.
A 1st class ticket by 1st class post?
Can one draw one’s pension when serving a prison sentence?
Y you rich git, just like Oaten, he’ll likely get himself a rent boy
Before you get all wound up LAB GAIN
The moniker is a play on dead man walking and Huhne is a millionaire
We plough the fields and scatter
Our good seed on a plate,
the ex-MP for Eastleigh
May now enjoy his fate.
I didn’t know Matthias Claudius was still kicking around.
I expect his family will be after you for plagiarism
Ah, you are referring to the adjacent ex-MP for Winchester – clever boy!
Too right. Sodom and Gomorrah will turn towards the redeeming grace of Miliband and Balls and we will build a new Jerusalem in England, with fairness and economic prosperity.
If you’d ever bothered to get off your computer and read the news, you would have known that the current Jerusalem is split in half between east and west. Is that what you are advocating a north/south split UK?
If Cara really loves him she will take his next points for him.
And while the good folk of Eastleigh are watching, the imm igrants drive past without Tax or Insurance and the police turn a blind-eye. ( Today’s Mail )
tomorrow’s junk mail.
” I expect the Death Count to be on my desk by ten o-clock sharp “
Once again the crime is being caught, not the deed. I am just so pleased this odious little man has left our lives, hopefully for good.
He’ll soon tire out of wifey no.2 who’ll take her half and get wed to wifey no.3 with a new public sector job for which he will not really be responsible. If he was in the private sector he would have been taken under with it by the law suits.
As there seem to be vague rumours about more points being taken by third parties, hopefully that could prove a further stop to the man’s future ‘rehabilitation’.
The latest craze is to demolish fire stations and build new ones called “Community Fire Stations” you couldn’t make it up
I didn’t know Tim Yeo had any construction interests.
That’ll work! The idea has proved wonderfully effective and efficient in the hospital sector over the past 15 years or so.
A lucrative scheme pushed hard by certain (specially favoured few) private sector companies under the acronym PFI, which it is understood means “Please Flatten It” [so we can make loadsamoney rebuilding at outrageous and untrammelled cost].