February 7th, 2013

Huhne’s Speedy Farewell


  1. 1
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    codename Huhnewatch

  2. 2
    fruitcake says:

    I like that bit “I Need Help” above the pic of the man himself.

  3. 3
    When I was a lad I served a term as office boy to an attorney's firm... says:

    And what do points make? …. Prizes!

  4. 4
    Mr MacKay says:

    He’ll be in a safe place soon.

  5. 5
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    WTF is a Speedwatch Volunteer?

    A wannabe traffic policeman?

    Do they put cardboard boxes on their heads and pretend to be speed cameras?

    Or stand by the kerb and tut-tut when a fast car goes past?

  6. 6
    Tim Yeo is a useless sack of shit says:

    Huhne: “I need help!”
    Prison officer (on other side of door): “Tough. You’re Bubba’s tonight. And every night..”

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    It’s nice to see one of the political class get a kicking, now for the other 649!

  8. 8
    Guy Martin to win TT2013 says:

    They send stroppy letters suggesting that they might, if they could, send you a ticket next time.

  9. 9
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    It’s nice to see one of the political class get a kicking, now for the other 649!

  10. 10
    Red Egg Millitit.....oh nooooo says:

    A speedy farewell to the LidDems first :)

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    All of the above; they are Liberals – it’s what they do! (I.e. nosy self important jobsworth types often on civil service pensions)

  12. 12
    Toss his salad says:

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    All of the above. A liberal by definition is a nosy self important jobsworth on a civil service pension.

  14. 14
    Buzzword Bingo says:

    “Community Speed Watch is a scheme to encourage people to reduce speeding traffic though their community”

    It’s also a scheme to encourage and empower the mong community to create rich media websites that are splattered with the word “community”.


  15. 15
    Rich Man Walking says:

    Can one draw one’s pension when serving a prison sentence?

  16. 16
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    And while the good folk of Eastleigh are watching, the imm igrants drive past without Tax or Insurance and the police turn a blind-eye. ( Today’s Mail )

  17. 17
    LAB GAIN says:

    The posh vote is gonna be split. Normal folk ‘ll vote Labour this time round. Bring on Miliband.

  18. 18
    Sir David Nicholson says:

    ” I expect the Death Count to be on my desk by ten o-clock sharp “

  19. 19
    LAB GAIN says:

    Y you rich git, just like Oaten, he’ll likely get himself a rent boy

  20. 20
    STuN says:

    A Liberal is just a Tory that’s not been mugged!

  21. 21
    Poor Man Thinking says:

    If Cara really loves him she will take his next points for him.

  22. 22
    Pentangelis says:

    Once again the crime is being caught, not the deed. I am just so pleased this odious little man has left our lives, hopefully for good.

  23. 23
    kum bi ya says:

    reading about the politicisation of the NHS under the last government is a reminder that the Labour Government really were a bucket of human shit

  24. 24
    Rich Man Walking says:

    Before you get all wound up LAB GAIN

    The moniker is a play on dead man walking and Huhne is a millionaire

  25. 25
    Pentangelis says:

    We plough the fields and scatter
    Our good seed on a plate,
    the ex-MP for Eastleigh
    May now enjoy his fate.

  26. 26
    Ippikin says:

    I didn’t know Matthias Claudius was still kicking around.
    I expect his family will be after you for plagiarism

  27. 27
    Sodom & Gomorrah says:

    Ah, you are referring to the adjacent ex-MP for Winchester – clever boy!

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    The latest craze is to demolish fire stations and build new ones called “Community Fire Stations” you couldn’t make it up

  29. 29
    Ned says:

    Miliband ain’t normal.

  30. 30
    Spacker Brown says:

    So perish all traitors

  31. 31
    STuN says:

    I didn’t know Tim Yeo had any construction interests.

  32. 32
    LAB GAIN says:

    tomorrow’s junk mail.

  33. 33
    service insider says:

    He’ll soon tire out of wifey no.2 who’ll take her half and get wed to wifey no.3 with a new public sector job for which he will not really be responsible. If he was in the private sector he would have been taken under with it by the law suits.

  34. 34
    service insider says:

    He’s more normal than Cameron and his bunch of aristocractic cronies.

  35. 35
    LAB GAIN +9 says:

    It’s people like you who should be confined for a period in a mental institution as you have no sympathy for members of our UK community with Downs. Huhne should have seen this coming, and I am placing lots of bets on Labour storming this election, Southampton, Portsmouth, Reading and Greater London in 2015. Just remember to vote split as you all do. At least we protect the most vulnerable people in society unlike Cameron and his vicious, ideological cuts.

  36. 36
    LAB GAIN +9 says:

    Too right. Sodom and Gomorrah will turn towards the redeeming grace of Miliband and Balls and we will build a new Jerusalem in England, with fairness and economic prosperity.

  37. 37
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    I love the way that the speedwatchers have set up their tripod sign in front of, and obscuring, a lawful road sign showing the speed limit, and in front of a sign warning drivers of hazardous bends. (Second photo).

    Fucking muppets.

  38. 38
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Having seen his wife in action, you’re definitely right.

  39. 39
    Matilda says:

    ..trains go in the wrong direction?

  40. 40
    Matilda says:

    Like 1200+ Staffs hospital patients you mean? Glad we cleared that up.

    Taffy apple – please go away and look for your brain.

  41. 41
    Curly wonders says:

    Maybe they are all on speed?

  42. 42
    Curly wonders says:

    A 1st class ticket by 1st class post?

  43. 43
    Curly wonders says:

    If you’d ever bothered to get off your computer and read the news, you would have known that the current Jerusalem is split in half between east and west. Is that what you are advocating a north/south split UK?

  44. 44
    Catty Comment (ms) says:

    That’ll work! The idea has proved wonderfully effective and efficient in the hospital sector over the past 15 years or so.

    A lucrative scheme pushed hard by certain (specially favoured few) private sector companies under the acronym PFI, which it is understood means “Please Flatten It” [so we can make loadsamoney rebuilding at outrageous and untrammelled cost].

  45. 45
    Sodom & Gomorrah says:

    As there seem to be vague rumours about more points being taken by third parties, hopefully that could prove a further stop to the man’s future ‘rehabilitation’.

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