February 7th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Don’t miss out on the Vicky Pryce tapes, Chris Huhne’s demise and more.

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    Private Eye says:

    Exclusive: Guidogram Going Out Shortly

  2. 2
    I think we should be told. says:

    Chris Huhne’s ex-wife weeps in court as she claims he forced her to have a termination because it was “bad timing”.

    And who were the medics who signed this off and at how many weeks?

  3. 3
    Johann Harri says:

    Exclusive: Guidogram Going Out Shortly

  4. 4
    Just thinkin says:

    When they try to make the movie, there won’t be many actors applying to play the main parts.

    Diane Abbott as Constance Briscoe might just work.

  5. 5
    I Give you - Abbott, Livingstone, and Cameron says:

  6. 6
    Andrew Pierce says:

    EXCLUSIVE ( capitals trumps lower case )

  7. 7
    Dave Camera on says:

    ” Make up!”

  8. 8
    John Prescott says:

    I’d like to turn round and say to yourselves that the fact of the matter is, or will be shortly, that in truth there will be a gram by Guido going out not at the present but not too lately in the future.

  9. 9
    Paniagua says:

    Marty Feldman as Vicky?

  10. 10
    CCHQ says:

    Guidogram going out shortly

  11. 11
    lojolondon says:

    Guido, have you seen that the proposed amendment to the EU Fisheries act sneaks in “EU sovereignty over the sea bed” – thus activating Dave Cameron’s “referendum lock”, necessitating an referendum on the EU in the UK?

  12. 12
    hank the cat says:

    A report came out a couple of weeks saying this, they want to control oil reserves

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    I think from now on that should read “Murdochgram”.

  14. 14
    Britannia says:

    I won’t stand for it.

  15. 15
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Aha! This is the one I have been waiting for!

    At the beginning of the week there was a discussion on here about the circulation figures of our host and Private Eye. I suggested that the target markets were different and that the Eye might have rather more readers than Guido – to which he huffily snorted “The Sun has 4 million” (a bit of a red herring since we were discussing Guido and PE and not Guido’s recent new contract to contribute to a different national newspaper), whereas Guido and Co usually have something like +/- 200,000 a week.

    So then, having no doubt mightily influenced with his contribution let’s say maybe a half of all Sun readers to pop along here for at least a peep to see what this blog is all about, I look forward tomorrow to reading that during this week over 2 million individual [new Sun reading] readers visited this blog and read several hundred thousand pages… etc.

    My breath is bated!!

  16. 16

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