February 7th, 2013

AUDIO: Listen to the Chris Huhne-Vicky Pryce Tapes


242 Comments

  1. 1
    I, Claudius says:

    lolz

  2. 2
    Chris 'Coitus interruptus' Hunhe says:

    First !!!

    Drat, my bad timing again.

  3. 3
    excellent says:

    but didnt we hear earlier that she leaned over to the journalist and told her that she took the points?

  4. 4
    skippy says:

    broken telephone.

    No wonder Huhne changed plea, if this was put to him he would have been crucified!

    which is disappointing!

  5. 5
    Grecian 2000 says:

    Ouch!!

  6. 6
    The horse hung man-dingo of the apocalypse says:

    Basically Huhne is a deviant!

  7. 7
    Sentence perfector says:

    Drop basically

  8. 8
    yeah, right... says:

    Do we know if he has download the Guido app for his new iPad?

  9. 9
    Charlie Brown says:

    Not sure she comes out that well either…

  10. 10
    Rupert says:

    Wonderful.

  11. 11
    The horse hung man-dingo of the apocalypse says:

    Huhne is a basic deviant?

  12. 12
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

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  13. 13
    STuN says:

    Wonder if she recorded this on an iPad, that would be a bit ironic tee hee.

  14. 14
    Frightened Inmate #2 says:

    I feel a tiny bit of sympathy for Huhne after listening to that.

  15. 15
    Jimmy says:

    Why do gays want this?

  16. 16
    Jayne says:

    Bleating on and on and on about this – yet nothing about tory kiddy fiddlers? Is that because he’s a p’d up tory boy?

  17. 17
    Oops says:

    He should have hung up as soon as she became abusive.

    There will be another tape out there with Huhne’s end of the call.

    What a horrible couple these two are. And now she’s shagging MacShame !

  18. 18
    STuN says:

    Neither of these two deserve any sympathy whatsoever!

    Might I suggest they look in the dictionary if they want it. It’s after Shit and before Syphillis

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Who cares about Chris any more? Next its Cameron and Clegg.

    Even Osborne has been discredited and his game is over.

  20. 20
    Danny DeVito says:

    Agreed. I’ve never felt that she was that much of a victim. She married him, after all, and stayed married to him for years. That’s not a good advertisement for her, is it?

  21. 21
    Casual Observer says:

    Most don’t. It’s the militant ones who do.

  22. 22
    hank the cat says:

    I think that Vicky Pryce is only guilty of stupidity, she married Huhne. You could hardly jail her for that

  23. 23
    fella on the underground says:

    I feel sorry for Huhne married to that harridan – no I dont they deserve each other

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Chris should be a saint to have lived this women for so long.

  25. 25
    hank the cat says:

    What the phuck are you on about?

  26. 26
    Someone who knows what it takes to become a Saint says:

    Yes please *prays*

  27. 27
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Listening to that. it is the first time i have had a tiny bats-squeak of sympathy for Huhne. The woman is a harridan and we know she was in cahoots with a ST journo to tape an admission from him, which he was clearly cautious about in his stonewalling replies. Marital coercion my arse – the two of them deserve each other.

  28. 28
    Casual Observer says:

    You can if she colluded to pervert the course of justice though.

  29. 29
    hank the cat says:

    Have you sent a copy of this book to the BBC?

  30. 30
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Sorry fella – we were posting the same thought at the same time!

  31. 31
    Care in the Community says:

    Jayne you’ve been asked to come back to the centre once tonight already

  32. 32

    Gayness is not entirely exclusive to Tories, Jimmy.

  33. 33
    hank the cat says:

    True but on the other hand in mitagation she was married to Huhne

  34. 34
    Alfred Einstein says:

    What happens when an unlikeable farce meets an objectionable object.

  35. 35

    I think the good justice is keeping that one up his sleeve as part of the punishment.

  36. 36
    Dave Camera on says:

    I think this trial should be held in camera. Takes the spotlight off me.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    I bet he thinks it’s all worth it just to have ditched the bitch

  38. 38
    Peter Huhne says:

    It’s all relatives

  39. 39
    Dave says:

    It is a tragedy that Chris Huhne is no longer in my Cabinet, he was such a good match with me and all other the duplicitous self serving lying bastards that I am privileged to have as Ministers.

  40. 40
    Harriet says:

    Make your minds up . I thought I was the harridan on here.

  41. 41
    spread the bumsex, feel the love says:

    Serial stupidity.

    To move on from Huhne to McShane shows she must be truly fucking desperate.

  42. 42
    Pundit too too says:

    Vicky sounds more Italian than Hungarian.
    He actually comes over like a long playing record well used to her outbursts.
    Could’nt listen to it all as it reminds me of so many soaps.

  43. 43
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Where’s the ” Dear Chris ” letter?

  44. 44
    God's holy trousers says:

    Huhne is a lying sack of shit.

  45. 45
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    God he’s thick. Seven minutes and he doesn’t realise it’s a set-up.

  46. 46
    ████ ' changed my tune' Hoon says:

    For Sale: Secondhand iPad. Hardly used, offers around £ 500.

  47. 47
    Keith Vaz says:

    To all members of the press. I will be outside the court to comfort Vicky

  48. 48
    Creeping SPAD says:

    But surely Dave you are delighted to be in front of the prime time TV lights whenever a suitable dynamic action or tear jerking caring opportunity arises.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Would you live with a women like this? She was setting him. I cannot believe he forced her to do it, she is a cleaver independent women who didn’t have any problem in enjoying power. For what happened she should be locked as well.

  50. 50
    Richard Nixon says:

    Tapes! Tapes! I’ll show you T A P E S

  51. 51
    Dave says:

    Sam used it for a shopping list at Harvey Knicks

  52. 52
    Hmm says:

    Vicky and Vazy.
    Fits
    Well at a push :)

  53. 53
    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Yeah, let’s get Libor back in office ‘cos they’re really whiter than white, purer than pure.

  54. 54
    Curious says:

    Going to rub some Vick on her chest then, or Vazoline Tiger Balm on her nether regions?

  55. 55
    Ha Ha says:

    Another one to be thrown on the bonfire as per the European choice of cleansing.

  56. 56
    Lol says:

    Pryce.

  57. 57
    Fishy says:

    I interrupt this thread (and the everyday tale of political folk) to bring you a nomination for ‘quote of the day’, in relation to the Stafford District General Abbatoir report.

    From ‘Davy’ on the Telegraph site:

    I must have missed the bit with the pensioners starving to death in their own poo during the Olympic opening ceremony.

    Maybe I was making a cup of tea or something.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Seems to me that Huhne has a bit of a ‘prisoner’s dilemma’ here – if he wants to have anything to do with his children after all this he would be advised to speak up for his ex wife now to try and keep her out of jail (presumably he gave “no comment” answers in all his police interviews so would still be able to do this?), however he would only be doing so to protect her from the consequences of her (quite calculated) steps to destroy him. However it strikes me that this would be the best ‘angle’ for Huhne if he wants to ‘rehabilitate’ himself by writing ‘mea culpa’ type memoirs (after all he has the costs of Carina’s libel appeal next month to pay for).

  59. 59
    Retired vagina inspector says:

    I agree with his son he’s a piece of shit – good to know that he has no guilt in spending £600.00 of tax payers money on an Ipad – are you allowed them in the clink? I think they should send Ray Winstone in to have a game of pool with him….

  60. 60
    Carefully considered opinion says:

    She should have modify his cock with her cleaver

  61. 61
    Tom Mackie says:

    I recall what Winston Churchill said when told by some woman that his flies were down.
    “Madam”, he said, “the cuckoo does not fly the nest”

  62. 62
    Carefully considered opinion says:

    Pryceless

  63. 63
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    …and Vicky isn’t?

  64. 64
    seatwarmers says:

    thats a given along with your sidekick the ascerbic one

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Even these girls can be trusted.

  66. 66
    Elsie's little sister Gertrude says:

    No dear, you’re a Harpy

  67. 67
    Justice for Huhne says:

    I totally agree. What a hideous ranting bag. Poor Huhne. “Unbalanced” is amazingly restrained. This guy has my total sympathy.

  68. 68
    Casual Observer says:

    Huhne has a heart of stone.

  69. 69
    Fur Trade Fare Trader of Fair Trade Condoms says:

    Chris Huhne pressured Vicky Pryce into having an abortion in 1990 as another baby would have been “bad for his career”, a court heard today.

  70. 70
    Decorum says:

    He should just stand up like a man and tell the truth. Simple. All the rest is bullshit.

  71. 71
    zorba's revenge says:

    no but she could give him a face shine

  72. 72
    hank the cat says:

    Kristal nacht

  73. 73
    Casting Couch says:

    Laura San Giacomo as Vicky, in the sitcom version; I’m sure Vicky will be flattered by the comparison (might even want to get implants). And get that Finch guy from Just Shoot Me to play Huhne, too. Doesn’t look that much like him, but suitably sleazy enough. They’ve worked together before and know what to expect from each other.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/06/just-shoot-me-reunion_n_2632508.html

  74. 74
    Proverbs 27:15 says:

    A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

  75. 75
    MOH says:

    Only 7 on my scale.

  76. 76
    Juicy Detail says:

    His children are fully grown adults now.

    It is up to them if they want anything to do with either of the parents.

    Would be so good if the juicy details of the divorce could be released.

    ** Salacious Interest++ **

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Are you going to marry your true love now?

  78. 78
    Saders says:

    And to think Dave has just inflicted married life on the nation’s gays. They will be known as sads from now on.

  79. 79
    Wet Ed Miliband's Diary says:

    Bad thtart to the day ath I awoke to dithcover my water bed had thprung a leak. Then I remembered I didn’t have a water bed.

    Derek Thimpthon, Brendan Barber and Len McCluthkey came round to dithcuth Labour Party polithy for the 2015 election, tho Juthtine took them to the thtudy while I thtayed in my bedroom to play Manic Miner on my Thpectrum. It’th the copy on the C90 which my neanderthal brother David hacked and the loading screen now readth “ED THE TWAT” in big colourful letterth. One day I’ll learn how to program in BATHIC and teach him a thing or two.

    I reached level 3 for the firtht time, then Juthtine opened the door to tell me the union leaderth had gone. Apparently, they dethided to nathionalithe a few induthtrieth when I am running the country. I don’t know what that meanth, but it thoundth good. I’m not to tell anyone about it yet though.

    I think my joythtick ith broken.

  80. 80
    We must have the truth on here says:

    Elsie, you were claiming to be that age in 2010.
    Now tell the truth, are you over 21?

  81. 81
    4736 Archer says:

    Who’s the Daddy?

  82. 82
    Mob Justice says:

    Put the three of them in a mud pit and see which one survives: That person gets the points.

  83. 83
    Perse O'Nally says:

    If she kept her big fat trap shut for a while, he’d have dropped himself in the shit. Stupid woman!!

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    If you live in Germany or most of the other EU countries you will have a better living standard than UK.

  85. 85
    A Bloke says:

    She doesn’t seem like the kind of wife I’d like

  86. 86
    Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Please send all copies to the BBC so that we can burn them.

  87. 87
    Tachybaptus says:

    He didn’t do very well in the quartz. But nil corundum, eh?

  88. 88
    Tachybaptus says:

    And is awarded a free holiday at Her Majesty’s Pleasure.

  89. 89
    William Shakespeare says:

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

  90. 90
    Incapable Vince says:

    Anyone who marries a LibDem ought to they’re climbed into bed with a serpent ( no, not the one-eyed trouser snake )

  91. 91
    Sir Keith Joseph's Preserved Head says:

    When I’ve seen her on TV pontificating about the economy as an “expert” she’s always sounded quite english clearly that was her TV voice he she sounds like a mad greek…

  92. 92
    Frederick says:

    How can a strong independent women liekl Vicky Price be forced into taking his points. She is going down.

  93. 93
    SP4BS says:

    Which is stupid.

    but not half as stupid as broadcasting the fact that she did some years later.

  94. 94
    Frederick says:

    +100

  95. 95
    Frederick says:

    +100 – VP is a nasty dog. They deserve eachother.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a sort of audio-voyeurism to listen to this. And I loved it.

  97. 97
    McRuin says:

    In our party we’re proud to have handed over public services which were in this state.

  98. 98
    the yellow submarine is sinking says:

    The most important thing Huhne has done is to resign being an MP, if by just going to clink for a few months, if he was judged guilty and sentenced, he could have been back creating the green havoc, I think that the people who took him out, that’s all they wanted to get him out of the way of destroying the country with green taxes, it couldn’t have been just hate by an ex.

  99. 99
    Lemsip Ropedick says:

    Oh, I dunno..

  100. 100
    Enemy of the State says:

    Well done, Guido, drinks all round. HUZZAH!

  101. 101
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Not on me mate.

  102. 102
    A pedant says:

    Actually he said that ‘Dead birds seldom fall from the nest.”

  103. 103
    SP4BS says:

    I have a theory, that comes from talking to a French traffic cop, that you make yourself more likely to get done if you irritate the powers that be.

  104. 104
    Hamlet says:

    The instances that second marriage move
    Are base respects of thrift, but none of love.

  105. 105
    We must have the truth on here says:

    Is your profile on E-Harmony?

  106. 106
    Hoon of the Huhnery says:

    What an utter tvrd Chris Huhne is.

  107. 107
    Just wondrin says:

    Horse burgers. Fast food?

  108. 108
    Sir William Wade says:

    Don’t you hate people who put on that ‘calm and reasonable’ voice, like Huhne does, when they’re trying to get you?

  109. 109
    Witchy Poo says:

    I think Vicky may have won her game. What a despicable man Chris Huhne is. He has put his family through hell. What a thoroughly selfish, duplicitous, lying moron he is. Good riddance.

  110. 110
    Casual Observer says:

    The only bad thing is that he is not being prosecuted for anything he did wrong whilst in office.

  111. 111
    Mark Oaten says:

    You are insulting turds, sir.

  112. 112
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

  113. 113
    D'Jango says:

    I see the labour/ukip morons got here first. If this blog is of so little interest why are you here so much?

  114. 114
    marge says:

    what a mad old bitch! i feel sorry for the bloke for the first time!

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    the world of 7
    when reached it is revealed
    did one spiral up or dawn.

    7 degrees of separation.
    masterful generosity.
    7,6,5,4,3,2,1
    ah to be a zero. what power when split. for it is home of the creator.

    god bless the number.

  116. 116
    Britannia says:

    I see the censors have been out in force this afternoon

  117. 117
    Interesting topic for Social Studies Degree says:

    Compare and contrast Vicky Pryce and Sally Bercow.

  118. 118
    Fog says:

    Anon – are you missing u and p on your keyboard?

  119. 119
    Great British Public says:

    Thanks, but no thanks.

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

  121. 121
    Boulton Paul Defiant says:

    Oh God, I’m starting to feel sorry for that hunt Huhne. This can’t be happening. Aaargh.

  122. 122
    Honest Opinion says:

    It was much less shocking that the text message exchange with Huhne junior, but much more annoying. (Not the article, just the sound of her voice…)

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    good justice, wait till BW turns up!

  124. 124
    Fog says:

    Pundit, I think she’s Greek.

  125. 125
    Mark Oaten says:

    That, sir, is an insult to tvrds.

  126. 126
    Lawyers for Huhne says:

    We are here for Huhne
    Free Parker pen just for perverting the course of justice.
    A gift of a prison cell for a yet to be determined period.
    A free copy of the Times delivered to your cell each day.
    A 20 stone cell mate.
    Tube of lubricant.
    A massive legal bill.

  127. 127
    Operation Crossbow says:

    The BBC and Nu Labia are fucking unbelievable. After yesterday where bummer Burnham, twat boy Johnson and Gordon Brown all ignored the protests of the families of the those murdered on their watch by the NHS, today when Gove DOES LISTEN to the experts the BBC and Nu Labia accuse Gove of backtracking.

    Perhaps if bummer Burnham and Johnson had also listened to people when in charge there would not be thousands dead today thanks to their incompetence.

    From the way the BBC have acted anyone would think Gove had gone round stabbing kids in the face, compare that to the gentle blow jobs the BBC handed out to Nu Labia yesterday.

  128. 128
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Yes, on our money.

  129. 129
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    She has only ever made three points worthy of mention.

  130. 130

    Huhne is the ultimate Lib Dem.

  131. 131
    Tom Fatson says:

    Stand well clear, 25 stone of lard approaching at speed…

  132. 132
    Michael Parkinson says:

    So that’s who was applying for all my pens.

  133. 133
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Well with the comforts provided in today’s prisons they can probably enjoy a threesome.

  134. 134
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    His organs must all be under stress. Imagine pumping blood around that tub of lard.

  135. 135
    Restaurant Manager says:

    Relax we close at 6.30 and he was trying to stock up till dinner time

  136. 136
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Some people ask you, what was your best ever interview, tough one that. But what is not tough is ripping old people off, by using your fame.

  137. 137
    Shergar says:

    I should coco

  138. 138
    Prophylactic Pete says:

    This is the last award buff-huhne will ever receive:

    http://www.shrubmonkey.com/index.php/40-cotd/1717-february-4th-2013-chris-huhne

  139. 139
    Lol says:

    I’d have a pop at Sally after a few pints. No brewery in the world could get me pissed enough to touch Vicky with yours

  140. 140
    Lol says:

    No Mark Oaten is.

  141. 141
    Findus says:

    Lasagne?

    They’re Off !!

  142. 142
    Ian E says:

    Oh bless! What a lovely couple.

  143. 143
    Casual Observer says:

    Known SA terrorist in NSPCC possibly connected with arms supply to Rwanda / Uganda and certain ex PM / Chief Whip ?

  144. 144
    VERITAS says:

    On the subject of our woeful political class it has just been announced that Viscount Ridley aka Matt Ridley has been elected as one of the 48 hereditary peers still allowed in the House of Lords by the other 47 amongst his challengers was Lord Moat akak Douglas Hogg.Ridley comes with a deal of baggage all bad,as Matt Ridley he was Chairman of Northern Rock when it was dishing out 125per cent mortgages to people who couldnt afford them and anyone who remembers the grilling given to him by the Treasury Select committe could well ask how on earth can he be part of this countries legislature.Its time,indeed long past,when we should rid ourselves of this chamner which contains other such notables as Jeffry Archer,Baroness Uddin et al are we all daft?

  145. 145
    VERITAS says:

    It is the BBC what else would we expect,Stephani Flanders has just been on wetting her knickers at the appointment of the new Governor of the Bank of England because he will pursue a more vigourous attitude to stimulating the economy which is code for more borrowing and public spending errr arnt they they pokicies of her two former beaus Ballsup and Millicnut shurely not.

  146. 146
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    Yes.

  147. 147
    Wondering says:

    Are all Libs bent, liars and cheats?

  148. 148
    VERITAS says:

    Who would play Mc Shame?

  149. 149
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    It would look much better if it read “A Portcullis House hurtling through a stressed looking Tom Watson”

  150. 150
    Jen The Blue says:

    Hear, hear.

  151. 151
    Simon Hughes, Jeremy Thorpe, Mark Oaten says:

    Absolutely right!

  152. 152
    Andrew says:

    They deserve each other and should remain married. If they remarry there will be four unhappy people instead of two.

  153. 153
    Dr Lockjaw says:

    You have a little too sympathy with Huhne. Are you by any chance a eunuch or a lib dem?

  154. 154
    Dale Winton says:

    …and what do “points” mean?

  155. 155
    Tachybaptus says:

    But on average, the hereditaries are less disgusting than the life peers. The hereditaries are blameless descendants of the thugs who got the peerage in the first place. The proportion of good and bad is the same as for the rest of the population. But the life peers are a mixture of senile corrupt ex-MPs, profiteering business moguls who have bought their titles with party donations, and elderly nogoodniks from the media and other haunts of riffraff. There is hardly a sound man or woman among them.

  156. 156
    VERITAS says:

    Agreed even more reason to get rid of the whole lot PDQ

  157. 157
    HM Govt. says:

    Sorry, Vazoline, but you still won’t get the knighthood or pearage we all know you are deaperate for. A better chance for you is to go back to Aden.

  158. 158
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Flanders knickers are wet through from all the cum of her ex Labour boyfriends.

  159. 159
    Tachybaptus says:

    Andy Serkis digitised as a toad.

  160. 160
    Spooky says:

    If he did have a heart attack it would be very credible.

  161. 161
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Not as stressed as the bench the fat cuunt sits on in the Commons.

  162. 162
    Dave, call me Prime Minister if you must says:

    Yeah.

  163. 163
    Dr Lockjaw says:

    Jayne doesn’t know that legally we’re barred from having the facts on that as it’s a drawn-out investigation that will end with some prosecutions. Come back in 2014 for that. And yes that could mean one’s bet on an outright labour majority is watertight. Or not it depends on the economy and the Labour manifesto.

  164. 164
    Caro Vorderdutchcleggperson says:

    Thats not fair, Michael taught me evrything I know.

  165. 165
  166. 166
    Backbench says:

    Thank you for noticing.

  167. 167
    Horse stalk...what from the Labour Party? says:

    Actually she’s a troll. Harriet is a fabian darling and guest speaker who would not deign to come to any ordinary folk meetings. And actually she’s kind of appealing.

  168. 168
    Greekbeast says:

    I can tell you all that an ex of mine got me sent to prison for dropping my trousers outside of our house
    Women are very vindictive
    On the plus side we have got rid of a scumbag and his wife will also be going to the big house
    Mrs Beast(pbuh) didnt get done as she retracted her story and I was guilty of the offences that I was acussed of (Ilitterarsey)
    Masturbation has a lot going for it

  169. 169
    Tachybaptus says:

    Keep the hereditaries as a restraining influence on the lunatic excesses of either party in the HoC. If supplies run dry, ennoble more for the usual reasons, BUT with the proviso that only their descendants, not themselves, can go to the HoL. It’s jury government by a different system, just as fair or unfair as selecting people at random.

  170. 170
    Lying Politician says:

    But how else can you answer difficult questions without calmly mouthing platitudes and lies? Huhne spoke to VP just like he did to the rest of us: “I’m ignoring you completely. I will state that black is white. I don’t care about anything but myself. I am lying. I don’t care.”

    Not that VP’s much better.

  171. 171
    Cameronianbeast says:

    Yes but do they have the option of a civil partnerhip or a marriage?
    very confusing

  172. 172
    Jane Austen still in Hampshire says:

    It is a universally acknowledged fact that a twat in possession of a great fortune must be in want of a remedial libel action pursued by a lady with a lovely labia through the courts for unlimited damages.

  173. 173
    Guido's mate says:

    Fortunately we stopped the electric shock treatment when we got rid of the soviet spys and allowed a scandal to develop since the Magna Carta (or at least mad queen Maud)

  174. 174
    Guy Martin to win TT2013 says:

    Having listened to that tape, is the jury really going to find that she was oppressed?

  175. 175
    Cameronianbeast says:

    She has the accent of a neighbour of mine who comes from the same area
    Like Chris her ex husband gets rid of old dogs (58? dont do me a favour darlin)
    He is also a war criminal and cheat
    This Huhne should be strapped to a windmill and slowly roasted over an open fire

  176. 176
    Poetic Critic (ex-Oxford Eng. Dict.) says:

    A sad and sorry verdict on marriage as a whole. You know that a happy marriage is made in heaven. And as some politicians are made in hell or become slightly possessed by it, it tends to break them.

  177. 177
    A Trim Carina says:

    Oh yes, but he did do it in the office.

  178. 178
    Serious investor says:

    Like the sudden drop in the Feed in Tariff? Actually she’s been less corrupt than that tory minister who’s landed a big private sector job in windmills. It is a shame we demand honesty with the police when investigating a crime. After all, what are one’s wives for. Chauvinist pig.

  179. 179
    excellent says:

    moving quicker than an Aussie sportsman when the drugs testers arrive

  180. 180
    Zeitgeist today in Strawberry Hill says:

    Actually most of the public isn’t conVinced that Vince is one of the baddies. They prefer to keep the jury out on Vince.

  181. 181
    an -extelly tax payer says:

    How much did the BBC pay this Pryce woman during the time she knew that she had committed a crime?

  182. 182
    Tess of the D'Urbervilles says:

    But I’m just a little girl from a far-away farming family who hasn’t a clue what such a big, handsome, majestic politician such as you would want to do with me. (adjusts dress) (around the chest)

  183. 183
    Face facts says:

    Stephanomics is more enamoured by the Eagle sisters/brothers and Yvette Cooper. Cock-a-hoop is one of the terms she has been seen bandying around.

  184. 184
    Grimy Miner says:

    A well filled sack of the ripest horseshit.

  185. 185
    Death is unthinkable, GCSES are heavenly says:

    The BBC well know that mention of atrocities, gross neglect and major public corruption is for a backpage of the website. What is mentionable is that GCSEs were going to be rebranded as one of several different, European-style (VOTE UKIP and TORY EQUALLY please you righty idiots) names.

    Even more shocking this was the reversal, backtrack, climb-down and u-turn that Senior Labour figures have been calling for, signalling a full retreat and suggesting that Miliband and Twigg the Shadow Education Minister listen to teachers’ objections. We also interviewed lots of leading education (STATE-THE-OBVIOUS) experts on the subject. Nick Robinson was unavailable for comment. (RECEIVING BLOW JOBS OFF TWIGG).

  186. 186
    Robinson says:

    I’m still trying to work out which Shadow Labour Minister has got what it takes to give me the multiple orgasm in 50 Shades of Gray? It certainly wasn’t Brown last time.

  187. 187
    Ann Robinson says:

    Actually it might have been me, well anyway it’s one of us. And the big fat bribes that the BBC gets with it help too. Watchdog in 2040 will have an exposé.

  188. 188
    Theorist says:

    You have a good idea of randomness being an ideal solution. You could have a people’s lottery of:
    1. All people in academia aged over 55 being eligble for a life peerage or,
    2. All people in certain careers (far more controversial as some tend to be too thick and bored to want to do all that second wave fine detail scrutiny and most tend to be too Tory-dominated).
    As at the moment about 20% of the life peers gained their money through dubious means.

  189. 189
    i'm inside says:

    Another 25% bought their way in one way or another.

  190. 190
    Zeitgeist today in Strawberry Hill says:

    Actually know. Would you like to come to Twickenham, Sutton or Kingston? We have three rather splendid Lib Dems.

  191. 191
    Fishy says:

    Jut think!

    Had it not been for a handful of votes, which arrived after counting had finished, This c.unt Huhne would have become leader of the Yellows and Deputy Prime Minister.

  192. 192
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Stop Press! Breaking News …

    The Food Standards Agency have announced that 100 % of MP’s have been found to be speaking total and utter horseshit for decades.

    Also in a further development the 100 % of MP’s have also been found to have been attempting to get the public to eat that horseshit for decades as well.

  193. 193
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t feel guilty – they both back in 2003 entered into a conspiracy. It ran along for a few years and suited both of them rather well ‘financially & politically’ [A politician and a city-type financial expert – indeed think about that kind of combination] then it was uncovered. Fact is they ‘both’ whatever has happened in the years since are guilty of the act. He has pleaded guilty – she if she can convince the jury about her marital coersion may get a lighter sentence.

    Was today the end of the defence arguments and how long do the prosecution estimate that they will take to put their version of events to the jury?

    I do hope that the jury – have been properly informed of their ‘power’ because so many legals play hookey [misleading and kowering them into being scared to speak out and ask questions – which is a right they do not really know of] with jurors every day in other not so high profile cases up and down the land.

  194. 194
    Halibut Hall says:

    Lazy bastard…..Too slow to catch a cold !

  195. 195
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What about all the dirt that Murdoch holds against the Bliar and broon and the previous incumBENTS of the Labour party… come on Rupee – lets be aving you or are you still using it all as levyerage a la entrap/blackmail?

  196. 196
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Here are three points that the current and previous government have been trying to ‘speedily’ move along ‘without proper FACTUAL evidence’

    1 The EU
    2 Gay Marriage
    3 Climate Change

  197. 197
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    With friends like Isabel Oakshit who needs enemies ?

  198. 198
    Rinka Scott says:

    I think the answer to your question is an unreserved “yes”;

  199. 199
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The ultimate problem is them dark arts practicing ‘powers that be’ – they are the real problem and have no solution save their ‘obfuscation, evasion, delay and procrastination’ about those atop being ‘the most corrupted’.

    Gus O donnell – is a disgrace.

  200. 200
    That man of yours says:

    Chris Huhne wishes he could ‘turn back the clock’. Which let’s face it is yet another serious motoring offence

  201. 201
    Why can't a woman be mor like a man says:

    So he ran to a bisexual,it could be he was normal before he married

  202. 202
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    I think this woman works for the Times .

    Clearly Leveson is spot on.

    You cannot have the Press taking sides and carrying on like this ;

    It is just not cricket .

  203. 203
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I had two Findus beefburgers on Monday and I feel sick now .

    Am I still allowed to use one of those no win no fee lawyers ?

  204. 204
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Perhaps I will check out her family tree. Probably from the the dead tree press ranks even?

  205. 205
    Blowing Whistles says:

    No fin no win lawyers – surely!

  206. 206
    Anonymous says:

    Worth ruining your career for? stupid ***ker !

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:

    Seen the Eastleigh results lads ? U what was it, were going to take over the world Ha Ha Ha.

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:

    Is that you Carina ?

  209. 209
    Anonymous says:

    The stupid sod would have been better off being honest, what a plonker !

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    Never let the facts stop an over the top blogger !

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    I dont know, waking up each day next to the one hes with now would take some doing.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    I think you are chris Huhne and i claim my free I pad !

  213. 213
    Anonymous says:

    Harridans are popular all of a sudden !

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    You can imagine chris harping on about it all the time, how hard it will be without his car etc constituency business, Brussels, the kids.I would imagine he wore her down.

  215. 215
    Stu says:

    Pryceless

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    I'm sure theres only a minir risk they will prosecute ou says:

    Can I venture that Pryce was ill advised to take “legal advice” from the idiot journalist Oakeshott.

  217. 217
    Legal advice from the idiot journalst Oakeshott says:

    Im sure you would win damages of gazzillion pounds if you take legal action.

  218. 218
    Barry Leveson and Mr J says:

    The moral of the story is don’t use electronic mail. Go back to good old pen and paper if you don’t wan’t the lawyers and bizzies finding out.

  219. 219
    Trust me Im a journalist says:

    I would have thought the moral of the story was dont take legal advice from a journalist whos itching to get a scoop !

  220. 220
    Ch!nese Whispers says:

    Shark fin ?

  221. 221
    Sorry remind me again why did I vote Tory in the last election ? says:

    With Goves climbdown we have yet another u turn from Camorons government. So in short we are still in the EUSSR, no bonfire of the quangos and an even bigger defict than under Brown. On the plus side men will shortly be able to marry each other.

  222. 222
    Horse with no name says:

    She should also be found guilty on the basis of these tapes. Complete bunny boiler

  223. 223
    Clarifier says:

    Probably because she’s greek.

  224. 224
    Church of Westboro says:

    Y’all vote UKIP you hear!!! God hates fags!!

  225. 225
    Jim DiGriz says:

    I’m waiting until we find traces of patient DNA in tesco burgers. Soylent Green, it’s a funding stream.

  226. 226
    Matty Matix says:

    Do keep up!! 83 and a quarter is her waist measurement. Inches not those funny continental whatsits.

  227. 227
    Matty Matix says:

    That is why he now employs gweeds – arms length control…

  228. 228
    Matty Matix says:

    No wonder they have been so successful at everything for the past few years.

    Must have ex-east German coaches or maybe Chinese – there are millions of them in Oz these days.

  229. 229
    Matty Matix says:

    These are the real Shergar burgers!

  230. 230
    Matty Matix says:

    Did the pay the Levy levy?

  231. 231
    melvin says:

    Odd, since she’s Greek.

  232. 232
    melvin says:

    Thank goodness Tony Blair has never used any of his political contacts to scrape a living for himself and his luvverly wife and little kiddy.

  233. 233
    Zeus says:

    “I looked at this and realised I had absolutely no choice. I was already nominated. It looked like a complete fait accompli for me and for him.

    “I had been worn down over a period of time and it looked to me like it was the only thing I could possibly do.

    “It didn’t look to me like I had any choice at all in the matter so I took this pen and signed, protesting all the time, but I did it.”

    Of course she had a choice. This equally odious, manipulative, vindictive woman is as guilty as her ex-husband in all of this. That she of all people was coerced into doing anything she did not want to do is totally unbelieveable. She and her nasty, reptilian ex-husband enjoyed the limelight of him being an MP, the lifestyle it afforded them and their family. So, naturally,she was quite prepared to let sleeping points lie until her husband ran off with a bi-sexual Afghan hound.

    If she is convicted, make sure she serves her time in the same cell as Huhne.

  234. 234
    joejoe says:

    Huhne comes out well, does not fall for the “taped” confession overall, and points out that she is running to press with stories, she denies this while sitting with press recording the conversion and trying to emtrap him … doh!

    All she needed to ruin his was the “forced abortion” claim, or any sexual proclivity revelation “he likes dressing in womans clothing say”… how would he dis-prove those… yet she goes for the “speeding”….

    she looks like coniving bitch, and trying to destroy her career at same time, if innocent just say he forced me, why try to prove it, then find it proves she conniving in first place, so conniving she may have took points for him, and him admitted it to protect her… ?

  235. 235
    joejoe says:

    did she take points for him, to trap him into staying with her ?

  236. 236
    joejoe says:

    huhne can now plead in mitigation that while guilty he did not know she had filled form in on his behalf, after all she signed it.

    So he may get 1 month – suspended.

  237. 237
    BagLady says:

    How’s about losing his son?

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry but how would you feel if your husband had cheated on you with a he/she/it thing.

  239. 239
    Teddyfur says:

    Ugly Ugly (puts head in hands ) Ugly people.

  240. 240
    golli says:

    A Hoon indeed, a total unmitigated Hoon, deserves a long stretch in the Scrubs.

  241. 241
    golli says:

    Sharing a cell? now that would be fun for the prison guvnor!

  242. 242
    They fear the hare says:

    A few months inside at her majesty’s pleasure is going to be a walk in the park compared to being married to that …


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