February 7th, 2013

Change of Direction at Conservative Way Forward

Guido hears movements are afoot at right-wing Tory group Conservative Way Forward. The once influential Thatcherite organising faction has been a bit down in the dumps of late, with moribund campaign events and a rubbish party at Tory conference. It needs a kick up the backside and it sounds like they may have found the person to do that. A new team has taken over led by Donal Blaney; Guido’s learned friend at the other end of the red phone and Chief Executive of the right-wing madrassa, aka the Young Britons’ Foundation. This should upset a few dour types…


232 Comments

  1. 1
    Call me Dave says:

    ‘right-wing Tory group’

    Over my cold stiff dead body

  2. 2
    Not a Clue says:

    Backwards to to future and beyond hu

  3. 3
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Do they do gay weddings?

  4. 4
    Not a Clue says:

    Only for benders.

  5. 5
    Grant Shapps aka Michael Green says:

    Sounds like a “Murphy” to me ????

  6. 6
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:

    I’m free !

  7. 7
    Engineer says:

    Yes, I’m old enough to remember right-wing Tories.

  8. 8
    National Socialism is Socialism says:

    This should beat the pants off the Tony Bliar foundations: So why hasn’t it ?

  9. 9
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

  10. 10
    Jeremy throb-it Thorpe says:

    Bitch

  11. 11
    U-Bender says:

    Grunt Shites more like

  12. 12
    Owin Jones says:

    You want one ??? ..

  13. 13
    I Fill Jam Jars with Loadsa Jizz says:

    60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s 00’s + present are all a waste off space.

  14. 14
    Ed Balls(Chancellor Of The Exchequer Designate) says:

    Which boyband was Donal Blaney in then ?

  15. 15
    Jimbo says:

    Anything other than Cameron the left wing Tw *t.

  16. 16
    UKIP says:

    Who the fuck are UKIP ??????????

  17. 17
    Lol says:

    Hi B!lly.

  18. 18
    lets repaint the yellow submarine blue says:

    Right wing Torys, nah , spineless left wing twits who will be out on their arses in 2015 yes.

  19. 19
    marge says:

    death rates per 100,000 per year

    Gun violence (Jamaica) – 47
    Gun violence (US) – 10.2
    Gun violence (UK) – 0.25
    Car accidents (Egypt) – 42
    Car accidents (UK) – 3.59
    Suicide (Europe) – 3.5
    NHS Staffs – 160 (a minimum estimate assuming Stafford hospital is one of 4 in the county – these are excess deaths)

    Living in Staffordshire you are almost 4 times as likely to be murdered by the NHS as a Jamaican is likely to be shot in Jamaica.

  20. 20
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    Has this latest group found a guest house to use near a south London common? Guido might be interested in about 50 years time.

  21. 21
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    A bunch of closet racists and crooks led by a dead ringer for Parker from Thunderbirds.

  22. 22
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    Well that will be a change. Right wing Tories are usually out on someone else’s arse.

  23. 23
    Chris Huhne says:

    No thanks. My last bitch never took the points!

  24. 24
    Piers Moron says:

    Surely that makes the case for bringing back guns and making Staffordshire an NHS free zone ?

  25. 25
    Samantha Brook Streisand says:

    If you want someone to raise your profile then take it from me, Donal’s your man.

  26. 26
    Parker says:

    You called me’lady

  27. 27
    Wallace, from Wallace and Grommit says:

    Vote Labour.

  28. 28
    Jeremy throb-it Thorpe says:

    My arse is free big boy.

  29. 29
    Never say never says:

    Even a self fellating Twatson auto-erotically massaging his prostrate with the wrong end of a drunk aardvark ?

  30. 30
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    I think you may be confused with the Labour leadership team – Bollox and Vomit.

  31. 31
    Millifit says:

    Do they have a leader ?????????

  32. 32
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    I have heard that quite a few call you Lady – but that is perfectly normal in extreme right wing circles.

  33. 33
    marge says:

    or make the UK a New-Labour-free zone. This happened under a Labour government and Labour MP in Stafford.

    nationwide this is like the deaths from fighting 40 falklands wars a year!

  34. 34
    Ivan and Nick, missing Michael terribly says:

    Is it open to heterosexuals too?

  35. 35
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    I might agree under normal circumstances except that I can’t get the thought of Dick Cheney on a duck hunt out of my mind. A slaughter not equalled since the First World War.

  36. 36
    Jeremy throb-it Thorpe says:

    I like boy bands.

  37. 37
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    Sounds acceptable next to Gobby Gove.

  38. 38
    8illy Kebab says:

    Evening!

  39. 39
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    Your invitation would have been accepted if only you were 80 years younger.

  40. 40
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    Uncle Eric has some unused gastric bands if that is any use.

  41. 41
    Fat Piggy Pickles says:

    Did you mention duck. I love crispy duck.

  42. 42
    A small, slightly smelly person says:

    Please, which is the right end of a drunk aardvark?

  43. 43
    Drunk Aardvark (cleaning teeth) says:

    You’re going to f**king regret that…

  44. 44
    Parker says:

    I will bend an tug forelock for you

    Frederick Gideon Threepwood ‘SIR’

  45. 45
    albacore says:

    Any idea what the conviction rates are?
    For the N H S you don’t need to look far
    Parliament’s not the kind of institution
    To countenance N H S prosecution

  46. 46
    Owen Jones says:

    Ask me on twitter.

  47. 47
    Operation Crossbow says:

    I notice that the BBC were very quick to point out tonight that Stu@rt H@ll NO LONGER WORKS FOR THE BBC.

    No but he did for 40 years. The BBC trying to distance themselves from someone yet were VERY quick to try to smear Thatcher with the “senior Tory from the Thatcher era” crap over Lord McAlpine.

    The BBC reaches new depths every day.

  48. 48
    Popeye Gove says:

    Leave me out of this I am in detention for being a prat again.

  49. 49
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    If it weren’t so patently physically impossible for Fat Bastard to self-suck, in more ways than one, that last comment would cause me to need mind bleach. I still may, after giving that inhumane treatment of an aardvark a moment’s thought. Yup, I will. No aardvark should ever have to be tortured that way. Shame on you for even suggesting it. Now never mention it again, Never, and we’ll say no more about it, there’s a good little perv.

  50. 50
    Vicious Pryce says:

    I have a few spare cock rings on Ebay. Going cheap.

  51. 51
    A Drunk says:

    Forget about spelling this time of the evening.

  52. 52
    Dougie Lindsay - Glasgow says:

    Gaylord Fuckwit pandering to minorities and the EUSSR.

    LibLabConSNP – All the same. Last chance saloon is the UKIP.

    p.s. Fuckwit = A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

  53. 53
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Stop Press! Breaking News …

    The Food Standards Agency have announced that 100 % of MP’s have been found to be speaking total and utter horseshit for decades.

    Also in a further development the 100 % of MP’s have also been found to have been attempting to get the public to eat that horseshit for decades as well.

  54. 54
    Jeremy throb-it Thorpe says:

    Don’t you like the feel of rough hard dried leathery skin then.

  55. 55
    This is an example of how fucked up we are says:

    Despite hundreds of deaths at this state sponsored death camp , not one solitary person has been prosecuted, on the plus side a hospital spokesperson gave an interview in which she stated that “lessons had been learned ” and I’m sure the relatives of the victims were reassured and got consolation from the fact that she also managed to get the buzz phrases “working with/in the local community”, “multi agency”, ” our colleagues in our partner agencies” , into her statement.

  56. 56
    Alice says:

    F*ck off with the inappropriate insinuation of (mis-spelled) Islamic terms into English usage!

  57. 57
    EU Watch says:

    Well the CAP bars them from spreading it on the fields. Food for thought.

  58. 58
    Remind me again whos watch did this occurr ? says:

    Any word from Andy Burham yet ?

  59. 59
    Fat Piggy Prescott says:

    Get in the queue Fatso

  60. 60
    Fact Hunt says:

    Lump on Gove being the next Tory leader. He has proved his suitability for the job by backing down in the face of protests from vested interest groups and the EUSSR.

  61. 61
  62. 62
    Huhne is a piece of shit says:

    Only just heard the Huhne/Pryce tape. Popcorntastic!

  63. 63
    Huhne is a piece of shit says:

    Isabel Oakeshott is tasty. I’d like to give her a cum shot.

  64. 64
    Huhne is a piece of shit says:

    I know Pryce isn’t a looker but Trimingham looks like she lost a war with the ugly missile.

  65. 65
    RED ED MILLIONAIREBAND says:

    Wrong ! Put your shekels on me as I will be your next Leader and I would be bowing down to the EUssr and my union bosses.

  66. 66
    Where Eagles Scare says:

    She makes us look rather appealing ( admittedly in complete darkness ).

  67. 67
    R.U.Shaw says:

    Ukip ?? Don’t be daft !!!!

  68. 68
    Fat Piggy Watson says:

    Who are you calling fat ?

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    But what is being spread on our fields. Another big health issue as the authorities cannot understand the definitions.

  70. 70
    Ed Milliband says:

    Andy who?

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    As I said, last chance saloon. EUSSR here we are otherwise.

  72. 72
    C*** Watch says:

    Twitter account dead since 1st Feb.

    This was last extract also from that day, highly ironic:

    http://www.theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=2013-01-31a.1072.0&m=40361#g1075.0

    Those in the Twitter Sphere are asking much the same question, but mainly posting justified abuse. If he has not been seen in public, leave it another 48 hours and then check his fruit bowl and then wardrobe.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    BBC website has played down Vicky Price claim that Huhne forced her to have an abortion.

  74. 74
    A woman says:

    I suspect Huhne would only be interested in his own reflection.

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Perfect description :-

    David Cameron – A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

  76. 76
    Hodge Bodge says:

    Just a tiny, tiny, tiny…

  77. 77
    ex-Labour Voter says:

    Hmm. Just checked UKIP’s manifesto and they explicitly do not mention killing people anywhere in the health section.

  78. 78
    Blowing Whistles says:

    How about that worn out old adage – “I was only doing my job?”

    Ref – Those little government employed snitches so suborned under political and legal authority!!!! ?

    Hello – are you thinking … some of … NO too many of you have lost “the ability to be able to ‘think for yourselves'” – what I’m thinking! Hoooowardddd the juseless placeman!

  79. 79
    The BBC & Channel 4 says:

    Someone said that labour were in power when the Stafford Hospital deaths occurred. We know nothing of this.

  80. 80
    I Fill Jam Jars with Loadsa Jizz says:

    I now eat bullshit & listen to horseshit.

  81. 81
    Afro Asian says:

  82. 82
    I Fill Jam Jars with Loadsa Jizz says:

    Me too

  83. 83
    Tom Smear Man Watson says:

    I would sooner be force fed Findus Lasagne that have an Eagle brother.

  84. 84
    Saffron says:

    Well the news today from various sources has been hardly been a revelation.
    Huhne and his plea of guilty well what do you expect of this yellow asshole together with his man friend.
    Mr Gove and his so called U turn is a load of bo–ocks,he is still saying that the system will be improved.
    Staffordshire NHS trust found guilty of killing people,where is Mascara man and Johnson on this.
    Now we see other trusts being investigated,exactly what was set up in our so called NHS.
    Cammoron is now in the EUSSR wanting budget cuts,well we will see what this consevative traitor achieves.
    Gaybourdee see marriages,well cammoron has now lost the votes of a hell of a lot of cons who believe in normal relations and not in a bunch of people who have been pushing this agenda for years.
    Finally to me the Lib Dumbs and their weird policies will destroy themselves,as we will see in the future,and I say good riddance to them forever.
    Liebour on the other hand are the real threat to this land as from their inception they always have been commies and the wrecking party intent on putting this land on that footing.
    As we all know commies are a failed party,but this bunch of liebourites think they can pursue the dream that has failed,and so do the assholes in the EUSSR.

  85. 85
    I Fill Jam Jars with Loadsa Jizz says:

    His own anus perhaps.

  86. 86
    Joyce Thacker says:

    1 in every 200 people in Stafford were killed by the NHS in the 4 years of the peak of the terror.

  87. 87
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ahhgh the GM stuff – believe you me Dr DKelly avid knew all about the Gm stuff before his untimely … Oh yes he did.

  88. 88
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Was the award for being the most improved hypocrite in the labour party?

  89. 89
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    That old chestnut quite rightly died at Nuremburg.

  90. 90
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Indeed where are Johnson and Burnham. Not a mention by the BBC and Channel 4.
    It’s amazing how labour call for coalition resignations for the most trivial of things, but when one of the labour shits is at the top of the pile, and is responsible for hundreds of deaths, silence.
    Burnham has no morals. Labour have no morals.

  91. 91
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I bet a certain Dr who died in the woods knew all about the modified genetically crops.

  92. 92
    Future cell mate says:

    I’m interested in Huhne’s anus.

  93. 93
    Point of information says:

    Surely calling them ‘trusts’ is too Orwellian now.

  94. 94
    Anal Discharge says:

    Kebab’s and me don’t mix !!!

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    the perfect physical copy of the human is being made.
    with perfect motion and e.motion.
    .
    that will be the norm.
    the human race will become abnormal.
    .
    precise and concise will be the new norm.
    it pays to be one within…with no apparent unresolved issue.
    though the universe will always test our faith within.
    .
    say “om” towards the most sensitive part of the mouth and become one.
    and be one.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    It was for being a smarmy posh twat.

  97. 97
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You’re an Israeli front man aren’t you?

  98. 98
    Joyce Thacker says:

    Where the fuck is burnham/heydrich ? Not on question time tonight it seems

  99. 99
    Andy Burnham says:

    Is the coast clear of grieving families and inquisitive hacks?
    Can I come out yet?

  100. 100
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Is she related to another quite famous Oakeshott person who the free press dare not mention in any way?

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Mis- trusts would be more appropriate.

  102. 102
    Asteroid 18,000 miles high says:

    Feel my draft earthlings.

  103. 103
    Ed Miliband, famed NFL fan, says:

    I should have bet Baltimore and taken the points. At least I broke even– on the over-under I had over 47 1/2.

  104. 104
    Tom Smear Man Watson says:

    Just hide behind me.

  105. 105
    Chris Huhne says:

    I will give you 3 points for the offer.

  106. 106
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Have you not heard of an old aussie term Fugly? no … The F word preceeds the ugly.

  107. 107
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    He was more into gene warfare than GM crops ? (Or is that the point ;-) )

  108. 108
    Harsh but fair says:

    That would be about the only thing Fatbot could attract.

  109. 109
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The shame of it is that Betty – has been duped for some or other multiculti reasons.

    That’s what old age does for yeu.

  110. 110
    The moon says:

    The mass of Diane Abbott is pulling me back towards earth.

  111. 111
    Lard Presclot Piggy Pickles & Fatson says:

    We will eat you Asteroid Boy

  112. 112
    Richard III's car park ticket has expired says:

    Apparently the Findus beef lasagne contains 100% horsemeat which can be hazardous to humans. Can someone please a year’s supply of them to Prescott and Watson?

  113. 113
    Doctor and the Medics says:

    An 84 page report by President Obamas health advisor Dr Donald Berwick was hushed up by Labour 4 years ago.The report,which wasn’t published at the time, warned that patient care was being neglected at NHS hospitals because it was too focused on targets.
    Which Labour Health Minister took the decision not to publish the report and ignore it’s findings?

  114. 114
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Genealogical Service says:

    Isabel and Lord Oakeshott are, according to his Wikipedia bio, third cousins. (Which means they could marry, if they wanted to do so.)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Oakeshott,_Baron_Oakeshott_of_Seagrove_Bay

  115. 115
    Tachybaptus says:

    Aardvarks have no teeth. Not needed for a diet of ants.

  116. 116
    Tachybaptus says:

    Νо, іt’s gоt ‘drіνе’ іn іt, аnd Guіdо іs sеnsіtіνе аbоut thіs wоrd аnd ‘drunk’. Іt’s а mаttеr оf соnνісtіоn wіth hіm.

  117. 117
    Blowing Whistles says:

    oh dear: Quote of the day says:

    Bruce “I made Dave” Anderson changes his tune in tomorrow’s Spectator:

    ‘rarely has a government been so politically inept.’

    Do excuse me Bruce ‘The Brute’ Anderson – but rarely has any journo / hack been so spinelessly inept, cowed and craven to feeding the public bull5hit like you have for years! Anderson – you do love your moniker and the appearance that your wordsmithing is hard hitting but you’re all mouthywordy with no true substance. Yet another Rsole on the Stateside.

  118. 118
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s all becoming so like – the downfall of the East German Commie system of 1989 … When the whole political spectrum imploded – when the corruption from the top became so obvious that it just couldn’t go on. Can’t happen quick enough for me.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    Blaney is though of as a joke within the party. Indeed this story is a joke.

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  121. 121
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Thanks YFNGS – The truth is out there then … some people just need to take their blinkers off.

  122. 122
    Bull baffles brain Quangocrat says:

    They might have got away with it a Nuremburg if theyd used the “Lessons have been learned” defence.

  123. 123
    Vicky Price says:

    Cara Trimingham is 100% horsemeat.

  124. 124
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Gilligan fucked him as much as Campbell and Co.

  125. 125
    George W. Bush says:

    ‘Round my neck o’ the woods, we say “coyote ugly,” but that Carina creature is so ugly, that would be an insult to the coyotes. And I like Wile E. Coyote!

  126. 126
    Murder or Genocide says:

    So, T’Graph report quotes Professor Sir Brian Jarman as saying that about 4200 deaths at 5 NHS ‘Trusts’ were just the tip of the iceberg.

    That is about 3 a day over a four year period, or 1 every 8 hours.

    Just how big is the iceberg ?

  127. 127
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Gq innit funny (not) how the graph and many other organs conveniently ‘forget’ what they have published previously …

    And what does that say about them and their proprietors?

    Temporary and convenient amnesia is a big problem for the hacks & hackettes – innit just?

  128. 128
    Owin Jones says:

    Chris Huhne wishes he could ‘turn back the clock’. Which let’s face it is yet another serious motoring offence.

  129. 129
    Vicky Price says:

    And as for his other mistress…..more tomorrow.

  130. 130
    Operation Crossbow says:

    The BBC, Nu Labia and the public sector. Just left wing cuuuuntz

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    the engineering of communications is more effective.
    .
    failing that when a local human touch is required there will always be the community police via the local coffee shop.
    ,
    some might even go farther and take the being chipped and pinned challenge to become the new normal.
    !
    might be worth finding ways to master one’s energy.
    ,then use a mirror to see the change that one seeks….become naturally just.

  132. 132
    Blowing Whistles says:

    MoG – I dare say the graph and others dare not tell the truth … for what they have conspired to conceal from the public.

    Now isn’t there a case on at the moment about perverting the course of justiceberg?

  133. 133
    But Surely Fidus use Reindeer Meat? says:

    I see some wag has put 100% horses on the Findus Wiki page

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Findus

  134. 134
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Or could it be a Master Bates?

  135. 135
    Piebald Horse says:

    They probably already have.

    Those two pie munchers will have been at the fat end of Old Nag gate

  136. 136
    ████ ' changed my tune' Hoon says:

  137. 137
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Never mind your fucking rambling incoherent drivel – Off with their heads.

  138. 138
    Incapable Vince says:

    ‘Lying MP shock’ Don’ be so naive, Chris has been a LibDem MP for some time now, why would it come as a shock ?

  139. 139
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Well, “fine” and dandy, Taki, but don’t leave us “suspended” in mid-air, finish the “sentence.” Get to the “point”[s]. (Or has your poetic “licence” been “revoked”?) Is the man now “home and dry” in the matter?

  140. 140
    The Hackney Black Hole says:

    Nah. Fatbot is as dense as a Black hole.

  141. 141
    Elfin El says:

    Is that like an up an under it’s a knockout.

  142. 142
    A Greek in Exhile says:

    Did ne make her go on the BBC news telly every five minutes to tell how essential the Euro zone and the EU is for the future of Great Britain?

  143. 143
    Findus Lasagne 100% meat. horse meat. says:

    And some twat with no sense of humour has deleted the horses.

  144. 144
    Anna says:

    I love Donal Blaney! I first came across him on the sadly defunct 18 Doughty Street, watched his diminishing avoirdupois with admiration and followed his blog until he made it inaccessible to mere internet plebs. I’ve always thought it a shame he doesn’t have a more outward facing profile, while completely understanding he can do without the abuse that entails. Ahhh… if only that whippersnapper Dave would take a bit of his sage advice…….

  145. 145
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    If you’ve read the Wiki, be aware that Warburg Investment Management eventually became UBS Investment Bank.

    25% of Warburg Investment was known as Mercury Asset Management in the UK – big in M&A during the 80s.

    Courtaulds specialize in production of Lingerie and underwear now in the UK. Chemical branch major in producing Tencel, and aerospace. In the 80s they relocated most plant to Asia, but retained contracts with M&S.

    Relevant:

    http://www.scotsman.com/news/comment-there-s-value-around-for-those-who-will-look-1-2735392

    OLIM have been hit hard as commercial property in UK is coming down. This explains certain expressed complaints about current economic policy, which are hardly unbiased.

    Siegmund Warburg once said: “Honesty towards oneself is even more important than honesty towards others”.

  146. 146
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    The Lord of course is a Lib Dem. Keen on Lords reform, but as House Warburg find themselves he is on the wrong side of events right now and miscalculated badly with Huhne.

  147. 147
    Bactrian camel says:

    Don’t listen Alice’s taqiyya – she’s a dhimmi

  148. 148
    Parliament Watch says:

    The only problem is what happens next ?

    A nagging doubt is that the implosion appears a little ‘orchestrated’, and if the only alternative provided is EU then not interested.

    It is time for people generally to commence with self organizing in anticipation of some basic services vanishing, and for those who are not bent, unlikely to be corrupted and electable to start stepping up to the plate.

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  150. 150
    Parliament Watch says:

    So: What effect will that have on the Con lead over Lib Dem in Eastleigh ?

    + 2 ?

  151. 151
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    No change of direction for American MSM.

    http://twitchy.com/2013/02/07/msm-covers-up-christopher-dorners-hard-left-political-views/

  152. 152
    Huhne Watch says:

    It is Chris Huhne we’re talking about.

    That is not a bad effort all things considered.

    She should be proud, all those women throwing themselves at him !

    In all seriousness am looking forward to reading his autobiography if he ever gets round to writing it.

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    Richard III (Chav Redux / Tesco car park remix) says:

    A Horse, a Horse, Findus a Horse, innit.

  155. 155
    Noose Watch says:

    It is awfully rude just disappearing. Unfortunately crimes on this scale do not get forgotten. Just whistle when you’re ready.

  156. 156
    Con Artists says:

    The trolling force is strong in this one Luke

  157. 157
    Richard III's car park ticket has expired says:

    NHS chief executive David Nicholson who oversaw the mass murder at Stafford Hospital was a member of the Communist Party. He has a trophy wife 22 years younger than him who he fast tracked to a 150k job despite the Health Care Commission condemning her tenure at a hospital. On top of his 255k salary, his annual expenses have been in the hundreds of thousands to fund his lifestyle including a personal chauffeur. He’s a disgusting, fat, ugly ghoul with a wife who basically whored herself out for a cushy job in return for letting that slimy ogre stick his shrivelled cock up her.

  158. 158
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    @BBFQ: Perhaps.

    But that forgets that lessons were learned back then.

    Those that did it were hanged. There endeth that lesson.

    Seems like now is the time for a revision session.

  159. 159
    Noose Watch says:

    Yes. He doesn’t need quite as long a drop as Burnham, just FYI.

  160. 160
    Findus keepers says:

    I have been feeling rather frisky lately.

  161. 161
    Drunk Aardvark (cleaning teeth) says:

    Who said I was cleaning my teeth. I have a very long tongue.

  162. 162
    Chris Huhne says:

    I know I’ve lied for the last ten years. But I promise I’ll tell the truth from now on. And to show I’m serious, I categorically deny the allegations that will be put to me next month.

  163. 163
    Shergar Burger says:

    Enjoy this mischievous edit before they reverse it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Findus#Crispy_Pancakes

  164. 164
    Murder or Genocide says:

    I do not think it is totally off the wall to suggest that this policy was run in order to kill off the older generation who would be able to point out to the younger why the EU was a bad idea.

    It also cuts down the pension bill.

    Unfortunately it also destroys trust in a valued national institution and may yet preempt serious civil unrest.

    Also, unless this is prosecuted, murder and manslaughter have just been legalized: There is no moral argument against at this point in time.

  165. 165
    Con Artists says:

    Yes vote for the dinosaur parties Liblabcon, and see this country destroyed forever. Yaaaaaayyy

    Vote Ukip and one vote at a time the dinosaurs will be destroyed.

  166. 166
    A taxpayer says:

    I don’t care if you lie or die. Just stop stealing my money.

  167. 167
    A Student of Human Nature says:

    Probably not safe yet. There is every chance that someone will want revenge for the killing of one of their loved ones. You will be looking over your shoulder from now on, I suspect.

  168. 168
    Carny is Canadian Horsemeat says:

    This guy is not worth GBP 800k / year.

    The FSA is not government funded. It is paid for by the banks it regulates.

    The Ottawa argument is b/s: People forget the favorable exchange rate and London is not that expensive.

    Also: Note that he did not want the job, which is why he is only on a 5 year term, rather than the usual 8.

    Send him back.

  169. 169
    Shaved Horse says:

    The neighs have it.

  170. 170
  171. 171
    Dont-Vote-In-2014 says:

    The OSTRICHES in the Scottish Parliament are still under the spell of the Witch of Frederick Street and her public funded coven.

    http://f2cscotland.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/they-decide-that-you-will-not-smoke.html

  172. 172
    Trigger says:

  173. 173
    Find Us in Sporting Life says:

    He just can’t leave his expenses alone.

  174. 174
    Tom Fool says:

    That picture looks like that new fag advert with cancer growing all over it.

    I hope Tom is not feeling too horse when he wakes up.

  175. 175
    Economist says:

    Well he is a crook.

    There is nothing he will be able to do, and his massive pay package is more to do with foreknowledge of just where Sterling is headed, and also what real inflation is going to look like over the next few years.

    UBS downgrading all of their previously classified ‘conservative’ clients to ‘aggressive’ is one big tell of what is coming: That being the bond market collapse. Anyone who has significant holdings of bonds should seriously consider switching that position.

    IRS payouts likely to be capped, and banks protected from claims stemming from LIBOR rigging.

    One thing which is guaranteed: Sterling will significantly devalue, and iffy trade tariffs / protectionist monetary policies may start popping up as the race to the bottom in the currency markets resume. UK has not seen GDP reduction following current monetary policy since 2008 which is one thing Osborn needs to be held to account for now if he intends to continue this policy.

    The real question is, how long before the financial war turns into a real one.

    2 Years or 5 ?

  176. 176
    Vet says:

    The drugs they put in the horses which went into that product will cause cancer, so you are not wrong.

    ** So glad I have never eaten Findus products EVER ! **

  177. 177
    Clare Balding: Findus is off my shopping list now says:

    End of ad: Classic Godfather.

  178. 178
    Findus PR Department says:

    Would now be a good time to announce our new halal Desert Orchid range of good to firm frozen cuisine ?

  179. 179
    EU Watch says:

    If the budget is too high, it should be reduced. Threatening veto is dumb though, just veto it until the EU has passed an audit would be better path.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9855211/David-Cameron-threatens-to-veto-EU-budget-that-is-too-high.html

  180. 180
    Historian says:

    The policy implemented was previously known as Action T4:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_T4

    Will be interesting to see how the NHS body count compares with the older competition across the channel.

  181. 181
    Suggested Reading says:

    You are responsible for what is hopefully soon to be recognized as a bona-fide crime against humanity committed by the UK state against it’s own people.

    You should read this for clarification:

    The Rome Statute, Article 7(1)

    http://untreaty.un.org/cod/icc/statute/99_corr/cstatute.htm

    See you in the Hague :-D

  182. 182
    Yvette Cooper, Mrs Lasagne Chef, says:

    Your lasagne is OK, right, Eddie my love? No beef you didn’t watch being ground to order? You’re not buying Findus and just reheating it, are you? It IS made from scratch, isn’t it? Not that I would ever doubt you for a second, dear, but a gal’s got to be sure of some things, you know how that is…

  183. 183
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    So, it seems it IS possible to foal lots of the people most of the time.

    Bon appetit.

  184. 184
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Straight out of the Common Purpose play book page 53. Seems “leading beyond your pay grade” might not be such a good idea after all.

  185. 185
    ?+? = says:

    Be one?

    Funny little fellow
    wears his sister’s clothes
    and though we’re not quite sure of it
    we think he’s one of those.

  186. 186
    Curly wonders says:

    More a lady’s lower front bit man methinks.

  187. 187
    Curly wonders says:

    Most expensively dressed w o p?

  188. 188
    Curly wonders says:

    but but but… isn’t there some qango or other I can put the blame on? That’s what we set the bloody things up for in the first place innit?

  189. 189
    Ann Clwyd says:

    And you are off my Christmas card list.

  190. 190
    Curly says:

    Excellent writing – but the word is ‘draught’.

    Layber ejerkashun at werk agen.

  191. 191
    Curly says:

    It’s not the horse meat that is harmful to humans – indeed there is thriving market of it in Europe. It is the remains of the drugs injected into the animals while there were alive that can cause the problems.

  192. 192
    Suggested Reading says:

    Article 7(1) covers all involved in the crime.

    So if you wish to let the investigators know who they are so they can be brought to justice that will save us some time and cost.

  193. 193
    Curly wonders says:

    Red sales in the Sun… pages?

  194. 194
    Curly repeats says:

    As has been pointed out repeatedly on here, he is nothing but a Goldbearing Socks puppet and nothing good will come of his tenure. You have been warned.

  195. 195
    Catty Cmment (Ms) says:

    Dear Sir,
    Kindly stop talking sense. You will upset the yuro apple cart.
    Thank you.

  196. 196
    albacore says:

    “Staff admitted they became ‘immune to the sound’ of pain and were more concerned with targets than basic care.”

    Ain’t it funny these days how you mustn’t offend
    In this mish-mash Britain, everybody’s your friend
    There’s bad words you can’t say and there’s thoughts you can’t think
    ‘Cos go down that pathway and you’ll end up in clink
    Yet when it comes down to homicidal brass tacks
    There’s a certain conviction that Parliament lacks
    If you’re old and sick and under N H S care
    Killing you off saves cash, so it’s perfectly fair

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275353/4-000-people-dying-needlessly-26-NHS-trusts-year.html

  197. 197
    Anchor faced says:

    To ? + ? are you ex- R.N. by any chance? That little ditty reminds me of my days in the mob.

  198. 198
    Anchor faced says:

    Applause* Like it!

  199. 199
    Anonymous says:

    That article is, without doubt, one of the most depressing and soul-destroying articles I’ve ever read.

    It’s a shame that the BBC seem to think that trying to spin as a “Gove’s a negligent twat” story (where, in reality, Gove got forced by unions and the libdems to fuck-up the education of every child in the country as much as possible) is more important than the NHS issues.

    I wouldn’t mind if the BBC Gove attack was being done to help further the education of children, but it’s being done purely to try and damage Gove and the tories.

    In fact, the most telling quote by the LibDems and Unions and the BBC, was that having exams which were harder would:
    “hurt the life-chances of people who were not academic enough to pass the exams”

    (yes, they really did say that, they really did say that people who have no academic ability should be able to pass an academic exam)

    ie they’ve explicitly admitted that they don’t want anyone to ever fail an exam, because it makes the teachers look bad and because they don’t want anyone to ever have a qualification that differentiates them from anyone else.

    I fucking hate the BBC, and the libdems and labour, but to be honest I hate the tories even more at the moment for allowing all this stuff to happen and to not stand by their principles and have the balls to do something about it all.

  200. 200
    Throbber Mandlesbottom says:

    I find they’re useful to stop them splitting

  201. 201
    Throbber Mandlesbottom says:

    Ed Miliband – A person who is not only lacking in policy but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire policy even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

  202. 202
    Maqboul says:

    More people die in hospitals because er.. that’s where sick and dying people go.

  203. 203
    Dick Miliband says:

    Your choice is to be swallowed by a black hole, or D’Abbutt………..I need a sick bucket

  204. 204
    Don Corleone says:

    Bring me the head of Tom Watson

  205. 205
    Church of Westboro says:

    That’s the spirit old timer. Don’t vote for the dinosaurs. Y’all vote UKIP you hear!!! God hates fags!!!

  206. 206
    Pikey says:

    they were 1:00 last week is that galloping inflation?

  207. 207
    JH3242523452134 says:

    How many of them did you eat, you bovine c’nt?

  208. 208
    JH3242523452134 says:

    For christ’s sake love.

    He cheated, you got your revenge.

    Do you think the world wants to know every single sordid detail of your relationship?

  209. 209
    Anonymous says:

    Yet a lot less people die in some hospitals than others. and even less are killed by handguns and smoking, so something needs banning.

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    who are you bw?
    you were never this earlier.
    .
    believe what you believed in your deepest heart when you were born…for its not your life purpose to be BW.
    .
    crash and burn awaits the inflated man. Stay calm. When you wash your dirty linen in public…. I wish you well.

    for the loudest man, seeks inner quiet.
    so follow the legend that is silence.
    and may peace be with you.

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    yes thankyou.
    you are infinite.
    i am zero.
    i have faith in you.

    life purpose brings deep fulfiment for the delicate.
    the journey continues.

    have faith. but that who says will be tested.
    it is the law.
    so i bow to you.
    trust.
    for i trust you.
    you are the best.
    when you own.
    take half.
    but pray please leave half. for ultimately you are the best.
    God bless. plants…nature. soil.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    It is after all very embarrassing for womankind, so many of them getting themselves porked by an utter slime. There is no such thing as female intuition.

  213. 213
    R.U.Shaw says:

  214. 214
    Dave the Gays Luvver says:

    I’ve told you. It’s Gay Marriage that is the most pressing social issue, not sorting out the collapsing education system.

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    may the ship that sails the host reach dizzy heights. for he is a blessed man.
    though trust is not won easily. so hurrah for the glory that is achievement.
    may you always be the one.

  216. 216
    Anonymous says:

    truth is high but higher truths are higher.

  217. 217
    Labourunionsbbc we are one under the EU says:

    A four-eyed cuunt who calls himself robinson has just said on the Toady program: “When the Tories joind forces with labour to demand a rebate”.

    Oh so it was labour who wanted this rebate, I never knew that.

    Liebor spin or Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

  218. 218
    Don Corleone says:

    Oi!

  219. 219
    The Yoeman of the Guard says:

    I think this food scandal has been going on long enough. It is time that we banned meat from outside the UK unless it arrives here still on the hoof.

    The directors of the firms who sold horse meat in their proucts should all be in prison and their personal fortunes confiscated.

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    foal is an art milady.
    most of the time.
    but sometimes it is genuine.

  221. 221
    Marie-Antoinette Honeybollox says:

    Let me eat cake.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    yes but Oh Lord
    the world is all or nothing for the celestial being
    that is the purpose of the scorpio.
    to see in the vague remote distance
    a mere speck.
    truely really.
    infinitesimal.
    it can be destroyed at any time, but like dust the more it is destroyed the more it appears. It is just one of those strange ,appenings. but then faith in co.existence even with a speck of dust is hard for a man of deep feelin. The universe until it is strucured is wicked. so .sorry.

  223. 223
    Anonymous says:

    I wouldn’t believe Robinson if he told me the time.

  224. 224
    Asteroid 18,000 miles high says:

    Sorry Curly but you are wrong. Maybe labour teaching has affected you more than you realise.

  225. 225
    Anarchists In Blazers says:

    Tears.

  226. 226
    NHS - kick to kill says:

    Postie was singing his praises last night.

  227. 227
    False Flag Spotter says:

    It would be interesting find out where the term, “state sponsored death camp” REALLY came from. Was it some BNP member sitting at their PC? Or is there some (hidden away) Whitehall department churning this, over-the-top,”free-market” BS?

  228. 228
    Anonymous says:

    National Socialism: ‘Totalitarian movement led by Adolf Hitler as head of Germany’s Nazi Party. Its roots lay in the tradition of Prussian militarism and discipline and German Romanticism, which celebrated a mythic past and proclaimed the rights of the exceptional individual over all rules and laws. Its ideology was shaped by Hitler’s beliefs in German racial superiority and the dangers of communism. It rejected liberalism, democracy, the rule of law, and human rights, stressing instead the subordination of the individual to the state and the necessity of strict obedience to leaders. It emphasized the inequality of individuals and races and the right of the strong to rule the weak. Politically, National Socialism favoured rearmament, reunification of the German areas of Europe, expansion into non-German areas, and the purging of undesirables.’

    Seems to fit in with many of the comment here.

  229. 229
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Your attempts to get people to be silent are pitiful and pathetic – have you spent all your life being a ‘shrinking violet’ and thus allowing evildoers to trample all over you.

    You are patently “Cuckoo”.

  230. 230
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Anony – why don’t you go back to your “clouds” and your bong man?

    You is higher than a kite.

  231. 231
    Anonymous says:

    Who cares about these obscure tossers?

  232. 232
    Diane Hardbutt - Shadow Secretary of Health - giggle says:

    I am fatter than all of you and also in a minority group – but not in the future if my party gets in POWER at the next election


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