Chris Huhne is No Longer an MP
Treasury Confirms Chiltern Hundreds
Deliciously, he replaces Denis MacShane…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
649 to go…..
No m8, its still 650 to go. It’s a revolving door, when one dodgy git is kicked out, another takes his place.
We will never win.
81lly meant depressions of the F5 key to the next post
Belgium went 540 odd days without a Government and survived – I’m sure Eastleigh can get by just fine without an MP indefinitely.
Maybe they should be allowed to opt out and get some sort of council tax rebate for the £500k per annum savings to the country by not having a grasping twat in parliament in their name.
The people of Eastleigh should be sentenced to a suspension of voting for ten years, reflecting the amount of time it took their elected representative to admit the truth.
If they can be taken in by such a mendacious Huhne, they are unfit to vote in a general election.
How the fuck is Keith Vaz still there?
Well Prescott survived until he was made a Lord.
Or is that a Lard?
To fill the TV screens whenever some enrichment good cause turns up in the UK of course. Publicity tart.
He’s so oily nobody can get a grip on him and chuck him out.
Zorry, vat vaz ze kvestion?
“Deliciously”?
You little prickteaser you.
Go straight to jail; do not pass Go; do not collect £200.
Her Majesty really does need to start employing a better sort to look after the Clifton Hundreds.
perhaps replacing the CoE would give her better advice.
Specsavers for you.
In this case it was £17,000
We want it all back NOW !!
The lying scum will get a lot more than £200, what with his MP cessation pay and stonking big pension!
‘I want to nail him, I would love to do it soon’
YES!!! Crucified
Ex husband Huhne applies for Chilten Hundreds and is jailed. New friend MacShane applied for Chiltern Hundreds and could face charges for fraud- great choice in men, Ms Pryce.
Well Mrs Pryce ( nee Thessaloniki or whatever ).
How is your QC going to convince a jury of your peers that you are innocent of a perversion of the course of justice merely because you have decided to admit a multi year old connivance only once your husband had advised you the marriage was over. Smacks somewhat of revenge served on a very cold platter n’est pas?
Oh sorry Gweed don’t for God’s sake print this before the verdict as I may be charged with influencing a sub judice proceeding !!
Bubba (Wormwood Scrubs) says:
‘I want to nail him, I would love to do it soon’
Three hundred of children? WHAT? Is Christopher Murray one of of Saville’s mates as well? Disgraceful…
Can you buy Vaseline in the prison shop?
It’s issued as standard
Are you suggesting I am for sale?
You had been bought and sold before giving your maiden speech.
Yes and oil
REALLY !
Its meant for “skin care!”
Huhne will emerge with a beautifully smooth ring piece
Yes, Keith Vaz-aline
Trying to persuade Huhne and Trimingham to go into Panto next season.
But who should play the Dame?
Much rather Huhne and Pryce: aka: Punch and Judy
or the horse’s arse?
There is no doubt about this change of climate.
Climate? Don’t worry about it. The world will keep turning.
Its those Rivers of Blood that I’m keeping my eye on.
I also have chilblains
can one claim expenses ?
I should coco
Which way will you be voting today David?
Should be The Chiltern effing Thousands
This is why there is a New Message from God.
All the boys together
Big Bubba in E Wing would agree with that
He is no longer an MP……for now. Watch this space – he’ll be back. They always are, and in much more lucrative jobs.
Well Lewis Hamilliton does OK as a speed merchant
Better taste in women though
We will do our best to oblige…………perhaps fronting a new version of “Police, Camera, Action !!”
Fair’s fair, McShame’s done the same to Vicky Pryce!
I’m still with my man.
Didn’t waste any time, did they !!
It’s also nice to see the speed at which wikipedia gets updated these days.
I’ve been doing special exercises to prepare for Chris. By the time he gets into here, my prick should be almost as big as Carina’s.
Just sent you a box of viagra, in the post sir.
Plus a p*nis pump for extra training.
Failing that I can always pack up Michael Barrymore’s hat-stand (bought at auction, only slightly stained).
Major soap producers are looking for mature male models to show the hazards of prison shower clumsiness, late 2013.
Worth a ring?
Big Bubba knows all about rings!!
I think he should be cavity searched to make sure he’s only got halal meat
He’ll be getting plenty of sausage where he’s going.
Huhne, Mensch, etc.. roll up…. free money for being a total waste of skin.
The Times says: ‘One friend of the family who knows Huhne and Vicky Pryce said that the case was “an unbearable human tragedy”’
Personally I’m bearing up OK.
I too am somehow managing to jog along OK.
I would rather like to see Margaret Moron in Holloway for a longish stretch.
I was rather hoping for Jaquie Smith next—
What does this say about Pryces judgement married a liar and now shagging a thief she will ne in the HOC soon no doubt.
I wonder if there’s a hope in hell of his Stewardship of the CH being on a without compensation basis?
Osborne didn’t waste much time there, did he?
As I recall he took the best part of a month to appoint Louise Mensch to the Manor of Northstead after she resigned, enabling her to take another £5,000 or so in salary.
Why is Huhne’s case so urgent?
Peerhaps because the dim bint sent her resignation letter to Cameron and not to the electors in her constituency – who she does not appear to recognise as relevant- and Cameron initially filed said letter in the shredder
Appropriate since he was originally done for speeding.
Chris Huhne in career swoon but will see Carina soon and cry soon?
Since the offence was in 2003, and he has been lying & cheating the authorities since that offence, when does he pay back all the monies received for being an MP/Minister (inc expenses claimed) even though NOT a “fit and proper person” to hold office?
And when does he face trial for fraud as he was never a “fit & proper person” to even stand for election or re-election since that offence was committed. 9+ years of receiving public monies under false pretences-what thinks you?
Us thinks it would be a good idea for the Met to get their digits extracted pdq and start their enquiries on this particular bit of skull(b)uggery. At least they will know where to find him for the next few months/years.
Does he get the three penalty points after all?
I will feel happier when this Huhne monster is referred to as a number rather than a human being!
Can we photoshop hom in an orange jump suit?
Listen to all you slavering tosspots.
Go get a fucking life.