February 5th, 2013

Chris Huhne is No Longer an MP
Treasury Confirms Chiltern Hundreds 


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    Nick and Ivan says:


    You little prickteaser you.

  3. 3
    Plato says:

    Go straight to jail; do not pass Go; do not collect £200.

  4. 4
    Vicky says:

    ‘I want to nail him, I would love to do it soon’

    YES!!! Crucified

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    Angry of London says:

    Three hundred of children? WHAT? Is Christopher Murray one of of Saville’s mates as well? Disgraceful…

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    No m8, its still 650 to go. It’s a revolving door, when one dodgy git is kicked out, another takes his place.

    We will never win. :)

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    Impresario says:

    Trying to persuade Huhne and Trimingham to go into Panto next season.

    But who should play the Dame?

  8. 8
    GoBalls says:

    Can you buy Vaseline in the prison shop?

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    Kun Tea Bollox says:

    There is no doubt about this change of climate.

  10. 10
    Gordon Brown says:

    I also have chilblains

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    davidc says:

    can one claim expenses ?

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    Quisling says:

    81lly meant depressions of the F5 key to the next post

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    David Laws says:

    I should coco

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    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Her Majesty really does need to start employing a better sort to look after the Clifton Hundreds.
    perhaps replacing the CoE would give her better advice.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Should be The Chiltern effing Thousands

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    Helmut says:

    This is why there is a New Message from God.

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    Kun Tea Bollox says:

    Belgium went 540 odd days without a Government and survived – I’m sure Eastleigh can get by just fine without an MP indefinitely.
    Maybe they should be allowed to opt out and get some sort of council tax rebate for the £500k per annum savings to the country by not having a grasping twat in parliament in their name.

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    Kun Tea Bollox says:

    It’s issued as standard

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    Wot I wanna know is says:

    How the fuck is Keith Vaz still there?

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    David B says:

    All the boys together

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    He is no longer an MP……for now. Watch this space – he’ll be back. They always are, and in much more lucrative jobs.

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    Kieth says:

    Are you suggesting I am for sale?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ex husband Huhne applies for Chilten Hundreds and is jailed. New friend MacShane applied for Chiltern Hundreds and could face charges for fraud- great choice in men, Ms Pryce.

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    bob b says:

    Fair’s fair, McShame’s done the same to Vicky Pryce!

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    oilybeast says:

    Yes and oil
    REALLY !

    Its meant for “skin care!”

    Huhne will emerge with a beautifully smooth ring piece

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    Chris Huhne says:

    I’m still with my man.

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    Chris S says:

    Didn’t waste any time, did they !!

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    oilybeast says:

    Well Lewis Hamilliton does OK as a speed merchant
    Better taste in women though

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    Big Bubba says:

    I’ve been doing special exercises to prepare for Chris. By the time he gets into here, my prick should be almost as big as Carina’s.

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    The BBC Commissioning Department says:

    We will do our best to oblige…………perhaps fronting a new version of “Police, Camera, Action !!”

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    Anonymous says:

    Well Prescott survived until he was made a Lord.

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    O` Gwenjones says:

    To fill the TV screens whenever some enrichment good cause turns up in the UK of course. Publicity tart.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Just sent you a box of viagra, in the post sir.

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    Bubba Shrimp says:

    Bubba (Wormwood Scrubs) says:
    ‘I want to nail him, I would love to do it soon’

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    Dick Miliband says:

    Specsavers for you.

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    PT Barnum says:

    Much rather Huhne and Pryce: aka: Punch and Judy

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    Chris S says:

    In this case it was £17,000

    We want it all back NOW !!

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    Good Samaritan says:

    Plus a p*nis pump for extra training.

    Failing that I can always pack up Michael Barrymore’s hat-stand (bought at auction, only slightly stained).

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    Dick Miliband says:

    It’s also nice to see the speed at which wikipedia gets updated these days.

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    Jobshite says:

    Major soap producers are looking for mature male models to show the hazards of prison shower clumsiness, late 2013.

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    O` Gwenjones says:

    Worth a ring?

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    Irish Abbatoir says:

    I think he should be cavity searched to make sure he’s only got halal meat

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    Nick and Ivan says:

    Which way will you be voting today David?

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    Nick and Ivan says:

    He’ll be getting plenty of sausage where he’s going.

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    NeverRed says:

    The lying scum will get a lot more than £200, what with his MP cessation pay and stonking big pension!

  46. 46
    Irate taxpayer says:

    Huhne, Mensch, etc.. roll up…. free money for being a total waste of skin.

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    Nemesis Schmemesis says:

    The Times says: ‘One friend of the family who knows Huhne and Vicky Pryce said that the case was “an unbearable human tragedy”’

    Personally I’m bearing up OK.

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    Oleaginosity personified says:

    He’s so oily nobody can get a grip on him and chuck him out.

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    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Well Mrs Pryce ( nee Thessaloniki or whatever ).

    How is your QC going to convince a jury of your peers that you are innocent of a perversion of the course of justice merely because you have decided to admit a multi year old connivance only once your husband had advised you the marriage was over. Smacks somewhat of revenge served on a very cold platter n’est pas?

    Oh sorry Gweed don’t for God’s sake print this before the verdict as I may be charged with influencing a sub judice proceeding !!

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    Schadenfreude says:

    I too am somehow managing to jog along OK.

    I would rather like to see Margaret Moron in Holloway for a longish stretch.

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    Smig says:

    You had been bought and sold before giving your maiden speech.

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    Smig says:

    Climate? Don’t worry about it. The world will keep turning.

    Its those Rivers of Blood that I’m keeping my eye on.

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    VERITAS says:

    What does this say about Pryces judgement married a liar and now shagging a thief she will ne in the HOC soon no doubt.

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    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    I wonder if there’s a hope in hell of his Stewardship of the CH being on a without compensation basis?

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    Steve Owen says:

    Osborne didn’t waste much time there, did he?

    As I recall he took the best part of a month to appoint Louise Mensch to the Manor of Northstead after she resigned, enabling her to take another £5,000 or so in salary.

    Why is Huhne’s case so urgent?

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    Anonymous says:

    Chris Huhne in career swoon but will see Carina soon and cry soon?

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    Since the offence was in 2003, and he has been lying & cheating the authorities since that offence, when does he pay back all the monies received for being an MP/Minister (inc expenses claimed) even though NOT a “fit and proper person” to hold office?
    And when does he face trial for fraud as he was never a “fit & proper person” to even stand for election or re-election since that offence was committed. 9+ years of receiving public monies under false pretences-what thinks you?

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Or is that a Lard?

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    Jack the Ripper says:

    Does he get the three penalty points after all?

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Yes, Keith Vaz-aline

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Big Bubba in E Wing would agree with that

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Big Bubba knows all about rings!!

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    Sylvio says:

    Peerhaps because the dim bint sent her resignation letter to Cameron and not to the electors in her constituency – who she does not appear to recognise as relevant- and Cameron initially filed said letter in the shredder

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    Curly says:

    Zorry, vat vaz ze kvestion?

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    Curly says:

    or the horse’s arse?

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    Curly says:

    Appropriate since he was originally done for speeding.

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    Us says:

    Us thinks it would be a good idea for the Met to get their digits extracted pdq and start their enquiries on this particular bit of skull(b)uggery. At least they will know where to find him for the next few months/years.

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    Sylvio says:

    I was rather hoping for Jaquie Smith next—

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    Another Headshrinker says:

    I will feel happier when this Huhne monster is referred to as a number rather than a human being!

    Can we photoshop hom in an orange jump suit?

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    The Justice League says:

    The people of Eastleigh should be sentenced to a suspension of voting for ten years, reflecting the amount of time it took their elected representative to admit the truth.

    If they can be taken in by such a mendacious Huhne, they are unfit to vote in a general election.

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    C Hoooooone says:

    Listen to all you slavering tosspots.
    Go get a fucking life.

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