WATCH: Huhne’s Downfall In His Own Words
He Lied and Lied and Lied
“Are you going to resign Mr Huhne?” Well, yes.
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
What a twat!
So now that he is a proven Liar. What about his Energy policies that he committed the UK to?
Will the Guardianistas still maintain their stance that it is OK to Lie if you are doing it for their AGW religion?
Also a sweet factor is that his kids now hate him too for besmirching their mum – classy guy!
He represents all the political class scumbags.
a very good example of your average MP.
Well done Guido,brilliant job.Plenty more slimy devious bastards to turn your attention to.
Chris Huhne – Westminster, Oxford, PPE – serial shagger, self-confessed criminal, climate change spokesman.
It all fits, really.
Farage to stand?
A constituency capable of electing Huhne as their MP is a lost cause.
Maybe a redefinition of the term rotten borough is called for.
Does his wife go to jail too.
She lied too!
It is very hard to see how she can avoid it. By pleading guilty Huhne is saying that she took the points therefore she is obviously guilty too.
I suppose there may be mitigating things but one in, all in.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-02-03/nigel-farages-ukip-increasing-european-and-soviet-union-similarities
Persuade your wife to take the rap, then hang her out to dry by pleading guilty when she’s followed the script and pled not guilty.
What an utter BASTARD!
It’s a politician thing.
‘I’ve taken responsibility for what happened 10 years ago’
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you lying twat
‘Scum’ comes to mind except that with a hard scrub and lotsa bleach scum comes off, not the case with the global warmist watermelon however.
if I had divorced Mary I would never have got out.
I could understand, if not totally forgive some ordinary mug – but when it’s someone representing the integrity of the UK (scoffffff) get to Kensington Gudio
http://www.chrishuhne.org.uk/issues/law-and-order
Love it!
Wait until he meets Big Bubba in the showers .
He might find himself a new wife!
Big Bubba the cheif rectum rooteler says goody goody I’ll give the bastard wind farms I will push his shit back a fortknight.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
The poor people of Eastleigh. They’ve had some weird ones. Remember the one who died in that bizarre wanking incident?
Scum
I wonder if Boris will stand as the tory candidate in Eastleigh. I do hope so.
I suspect it will be the only way that a Tory will win the seat.
All we have to do is nail “Anonymous” and it really WILL be a day to remember?
You have not quite grasped it yet.
I met Anonymous a couple of times. He’s actually a fellow Wykehamist. In those days he was still using his real name, the Hon. Gaveston Vaporetti-Punck. I’m afraid a PPE degree at Oxford and time in the salt mines as an unpaid intern for Hilary Benn have left him with a few issues.
Congratulations Guido and Team
Fuck off and get back to Dave’s cock.
Seconded Kebab. Guido & team have not let the lying Huhne off the hook and the outcome is brilliant.
WELL DONE GUIDO!
Yeah brilliant , tenacious job Gweed .
Now keep going with Hodge the Dodge and others .
DO NOT LET UP
BLOODY WELL DONE . THE PEACETIME EQUIVALENT OF THE BOUNCING BOMB
And did anyone find out who gave Peter Haines £103,000 ,could it be
Ira
Gadaffi and family
Or someone else?
And did anyone find out who gave Peter Haines £103,000 ,could it be
Ira
Gadaffi and family
Or someone else?
Keep up the good work Guido
One Lib Dem scalp to put in your trophy cabinet. Keep up the good work, there’s a huge pile of the scumbags to get through.
C**t
Is your keyboard lacking ‘u’ and ‘n’ Obesecycle fat rider?
hahahahahahahahahaha
Lots of porky pies in prison
Halal porky pies, presumably.
And yet another Lib Dem found to be a sleazy bastard.
steady on old chap, they are way below us.
Hope he can get Halal food, coz after all he will be missing his trimming ham.
hehehehe Bubba can’t wait, looking forward to my new pad mate, I is excited!
Looking on the bright side, thanks to Dave he will be able to marry the new man in his life.
Well he will be very slim and trim when he gets out, with the additional attraction of having an arsehole like a Clown’s Pocket.
Macshane out, Huhne out. Great stuff. Now we need a concerted campaign to force Brown to resign his seat.
not good enough. I’d like him shot.
Strung up, with a slippery piece of rope.
Would anyone notice?
A chance for UKIP!
I don’t think so.
It’s not completely mental. Unlikely perhaps but….
Bet he only gets 6 months in Ford Open, reduced to 4 for good behaviour. And his Parliamentary severance package (tax free), his ministerial pension and after a discreet time booted up to the Lords on £300 quid a day. And he still has £17m in the bank from previous career. Nice work if you can get it!
That should be “career”. He’s looted the public wherever he goes the dirty parasite.
and the political class wonder why they are hated so much.
I’ve always said, a failed politician is an oxymoron.
Apparently some naughty person has been active nocturnally with a large spanner. A few bolts removed from the base, and the next time the wind blows……TIMBER!!
This is the man who many in the Lib Dems wanted as new leader. First they chose Cleggy, then they chose Huhne. They can definitely pick them. Please Sir, Please Sir, can we make them pick Cable? It would be comedy Gold each and every day.
What a party!
The LibDems are not very good at the sex thing. Come to think of it, they’re not much good at anything.
Christopher is always welcome here in Brussels. He is made of the right stuff.
Sven Nijs 2x world champion!
For me his finest victory: congratulations Sven.Herman Van Rompuy
Why is Rumpy using the word ” mooiste” ?
Is he having an orgasm about it ?
Probably first one he’s ever had ( which will come as a rude awakening at his great age ).
On yer bike Herman.
Not as good as Up Yours Delors
Worse than my drunken texts!
And now we get to the mystery person, who can not be named.
Like this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273024/Iain-Dale-Secretly-gay-MPs-planning-vote-sex-weddings–married.html#axzz2JvvwrJ6t
Oh no!!…someone else.
Who will be turning on the xmas lights in Eastleigh this year?
What is about certain constituencies that they elect absolute weirdos?
Lest we forget: Eastleigh was once the “seat” of Stephen Milligan, he of the bin-liner, oranges and black stockings. And … bang went a rock-safe Tory majority; and Julie Kirkbride had to find a new squeeze.
Who at the back there mentioned ‘double-dipping’?
We’re free
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273024/Iain-Dale-Secretly-gay-MPs-planning-vote-sex-weddings–married.html#axzz2JvvwrJ6t
There was a guy from the Eastleigh LibDems on the 1pm BBC News. Absolute tosser. He seemed not to understand that he’d been employed by a total two-faced bastard for the last 10 years.
This is a superb twitter account and I urge you all to follow.
Chris Huhne MP @ChrisHuhneMP
The UK government has just announced the route for the #HighSpeedLieTwo, Southwark Magistrates Court to HMP Brixton prison
He can share with me
http://www.chrishuhne.org.uk/issues/law-and-order
Oh dear.
Who appointed Chris Huhne to be a minister?
LET US REFLECT & BE FAIR; Chris Huhne attempts to avoid points on driving license = PRISON. David Laws steals £40,000 = CABINET POSITION.
And Huhn will be back with a few nice comfy jobs in a quiet spot in the EU or somewhere after a few comfortable weeks in the clink
Oh, they don’t stay inside for one minute longer than they absolutely have to.
That’s what tags are for, you know.
It’s not what you know, it’s who you sodomise.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273024/Iain-Dale-Secretly-gay-MPs-planning-vote-sex-weddings–married.html#axzz2JvvwrJ6t
Prisons and Parliament are two places full of ‘innocent’ people, so he’ll feel quite at home there. As a politician he was always someone’s bitch.
Typical politician, believed the law should’t have to apply to him and lied for 10 years wasting how much taxpayers money on this ?
I wonder do Clegg and the rest of the Lib-Dems have anything to say on this ?
You are right. We now see what utter hoons we are. We resign
Tonight’s Dispatches special on Channel 4 has more revelations on the Plebgate stitch-up.
It is not illegal to tell a lie.
It is illegal to enter into a conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.
It is not allowed to mislead the House of commons: This can be considered contempt of Parliament.
It is considered contempt or perjury if a lie is told whilst under oath, and lying to the police in certain circumstances is most certainly an offence.
The screwing up of energy policy, re the windmills, may yet bear further fruit if it can be proven that the house was mislead or there were other improper actions taken in the recent past.
With this conviction though, irrespective of custodial sentence, it will be interesting to see if usual employment policies are applied moving forward.
Note the subtle change in language employed:
1. Will the defendant please rise
2. The convicted will rise for sentencing
Well done again, Guido.
Hear hear.
Well, I’m still going to vote for him in the by-election, I’m sure he’s a good man at heart.
She gives me the horn!
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02201/Carina-Trimingham-_2201338b.jpg
By Tomothy ( as Paul Temple would say ) I thought Vicky was hardly Marylin Monroe but this one ….. Skank Central.
Can someone not take Huhne aside and enlighten him to the fact miilions in assets allow one to court glamorous looking strumpets as opposed to rabid mingers ?
I was thinking Ron Jeremey could give him a workshop on that …. but apparently he’ s in intensive care with a dodgy ticker somewhere in California.
( Mind you why ami I citing Paul Temple as an exemplar … with a wife whose name is ” Steve ” ?!)
Speeding fines ? I miss the days of MPs in suspenders with an orange in their mouths “resigning” by auto-asphxiation. Way to go.
Don’t hold your breath…
Huhne, liar and admitted criminal, to enter plea of mitigation: “I’m an MP & the law only applies to plebs.”
Or
“I’m a millionaire and I herebey donate 10 million irrevocably to the Judiciary Pension Fund “
Next week, read our exclusive on Chris Huhne
You’re past your sell-by date.
Nice scalp, only 650 more to go
What about the HOL?
What about those corrupt bastards who were prepared to accept a bung to change legislation. Far far worse than cash for questions as these criminals were prepared to actually change the Law for financial gain yet fuck all happened to them.
You mean 649.
Yes, congratulations Guido. You didn’t give up.
Well done to Guido, a feather in your cap in helping to bring to justice this obnoxious man. Even the sun is shining today!
Has Clegg given a statement yet ?
Now Huhne has admitted to perverting the course of justice and, in light of him having dumped his wife for that hideous drag-queen, I suppose it’s now OK for us to refer to him as a pervert. No?
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Book him Danno.
Another good lib dem.
Butt plug.
In the midst of 650 parasites and vultures ruining our lives, a tiny glimmer of redemption. I never thought he’d fess up and plead guilty.
What a great day.
I hope his perjury will rule out any future career in politics. I wouldn’t guarantee it though….yet
Congrats to Guido for keeping the heat on the ‘orrible bastard.
Carina Trimingham, why so long-faced?
budding convict chris huhne, is that the guy who sang the praises of windmills (while enriching himself in the process)?
Day by day, in every way, I am getting better and better
I dump the truth at every opportunity.
He’s going down
He’s going down
He’s going
Huhne is going down
My cousins couldn’t be “arse-d” to deal with Huhne. They do have SOME standards, you know.
Butch enough for us.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273024/Iain-Dale-Secretly-gay-MPs-planning-vote-sex-weddings–married.html#axzz2JvvwrJ6t
So another member of Butch’s cabinet turned out to be a crook?
How many is that now?
A crook is a crook in any party.
And all parties have them.
Some more than others.
Especially parties thrown by shepherds
Could he end up here ?
http://www.gibraltar.gov.gi/archives/press-releases-archives/2010/841-1592010-hm-prison-windmill-hill-open-day
Or here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/apr/09/renewableenergy.prisonsandprobation
- Prisoners at Whitemoor do not like windmills…
He should be going to Winchester – however there is a softy prison near Winchester where all the lawyer / political convicted types go. They exchange all their ruses and then get back to it upon release…
One prison for them and one for the rest of the plebs …
Anyone remember where I parked my Mondeo?
Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this total Huhne.
LOL! Well quoted Sir!
Shall be avidly watching Channel 4 tonight re: Richard III. He was an early victim of the evils of alycampbell/damianmcbridge type spin . In fact I often thought they must have learned their dodgy skills from shakespe@are and scheming tudors.
Taken your meds today, nell?
meds are bad for you – try fresh fruit and exercise – works wonders
Cocksucking brings some colour to your cheeks
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273024/Iain-Dale-Secretly-gay-MPs-planning-vote-sex-weddings–married.html#axzz2JvvwrJ6t
He who wins writes the history or put another way he who controls the media controls the argument
Even worse when you’re extorted out of 140 quid to lie to you.
If you left it in “The Highcross” multi-storey let’s hope you remembered the floor number cos it could be another 547 years until you find it otherwise
Are his salary cheques for all these years classifiable as ‘proceeds of crime’?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oo-er, I’m next.
BIIITCH !!!! I’ll have to go back to the dildo now.
How can you tell when a LibDem is lying ?? When you see their lips moving.
“And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’
He chortled in his joy.
I see Clegg is shocked and saddened. Didn’t know he was guilty, really, pull the other one? He’s been supporting this criminal for years. Any chance Clegg can be charged with aiding and abetting?
I doubt very much if cleggie was shocked and saddened. I suspect he did a little jig behind the scenes when he heard the news.
huhne was cleggie’s arch enemy and gearing up for a challenge of the leadership. cleggie must be a very relieved man this lunchtime.
Big question is who now in the libdems is going to come forward to challenge him – it looks as though the way is clear for simon hughes to have a go.
Yeah. Sure. Claude Raines was also “shocked– SHOCKED!”
To the nick with Nick too, I say!
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that a member of my party could be engaged in criminal activity.
What’s this?
Your dodgy expenses Sir!
Radio 5 are virtually ignoring this story.
Well what do you expect from the card carrying apologistas for the politically (in ) correct at the Sallford Lubjianka which is Radio Five Dead?
Has he had his LiBdim membership card rescinded yet?
Just seen Clegg make a faster getaway from the cameras than Cameron ever did.
Another one bites the dust, only another 50 to go.
“No I didn’t do it…look I didn’t do it…no way did I do it…wasn’t me at all, mate…I didn’t…oh, OK, it was me.” – for 10 long years. Politicians – don’t you love ‘em? And these are the people who MAKE our laws.
So Eastleigh:
i) LibDems: Previous MP jailed, junior in coalition with no chance of getting their stated policies across the line, pro EU. Backdrop of Cyril Smith.
ii) Labour: Some MP’s may be in court soon, deny EU referendum, no policies except one on banning Frosties.
iii) Conservatives: Following nu-Labour policies, at least one sitting MP likely to be arrestd by Fernbridge imminently, another on the front bench has familial relations to the other, unconvincing on EU referendum pledge. Economy still screwed, abandoned conservative principles.
iv) UKIP: Clear stated policies. Definitely better choice than the ‘none of the above’ candidate.
Will be interesting.
Gay marriage will swing it for Dave – he’s not just a pretty face.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273024/Iain-Dale-Secretly-gay-MPs-planning-vote-sex-weddings–married.html#axzz2JvvwrJ6t
Stop talking about bumboyss and lets get this little mess sorted properly now .
Let us be perfectly clear .
It is far better that we say and do nothing about this matter until we can find a snippet of bad news coming out of Brussels.
So it was pizza and a bottle of 20 euro house wine last week and now its sprouts !
Huhnevwon’t do jail time, probably why he changed his plea, he’ll get a suspended sentence and then a nice job in Brussels with all the other crooks.
I think I’m right in saying that his criminal conviction prevents him by law from holding anymore public offices either here or in the EU.
He is essentially finished.
He is still going to get a pension unless we protest enough!
isn’t there something about a sentence of less than a year negates debarring from politics?
Here’s another point too – had the recommendations of Leveson been introduced, he would have been in the position of being able to ‘gag’ the media – and it’s only thanks to the media that this all came to light. Yes, the Press can be a pain, but it’s only because of the Press that we have a chance of keeping politicians (sort of) honest. No wonder the bastards want to control it
He is a despicable, odious scum bag…..but he will come out of nick smelling of roses….
You are far too nice.
Seeing how this person has lied and cheated in his private capacity every contract or thing he has touched in the public domain will have to be scutinised and publicly examined in detail .
There are thousands and thousands of people wrongly placed on the Disability Register .
I suggest we employ say 50 people from the Register to investigate and report back to us .
No need to employ the lawyers I say .
Not a squeak out of Cameron.
I’m still here.
What exactly did you promise that Blank character ?
Please speak up load and clear .
Sure I read on here that the Establishment would guarantee he got off.
Thats one bent copper in jail and an MP about to follow .
Plenty more out there I think .
Chris Grayling stop poncing about and start the “prisons are hell” scheme NOW !
If he does go to prison he could always put a spanner in the works and convert!
He’ll get special privileges then.
Just think – if the Royal Mail were slightly more reliable, he’d have been the leader of the Lib Dems.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Democrats_leadership_election,_2007
“About 1,300 postal votes were caught up in the Christmas post and missed the election deadline. An unofficial check of the late papers showed Huhne had enough votes among them to hand him victory. ”
Oh to be living in one of those parallel universes on this day!
Clegg won by 511 votes so the late 1300 votes would have had to have been skewed more than 900-400 in Huhne’s favour. Given the closeness of the race this is statistically impossible. Either the story is a complete canard, or if true, Huhne was trying some late ballot-stuffing but screwed it up.
When the judge has Huhne and Fawkes in the same room, my guess is there is a rythmic thudding coming from under the bench as he contemplates who he really wants to fuck up.
I enjoyed a long career as a journo investigating politicos and various other ne’er-do-wells like the stiflingly smug Huhne and am no sycophant. But I salute Guido/Paul for his relentless pursuit of this 24-carat asshole and helping keep the spotlight on his insufferable conceit and casual relationship with veracity.
`Man down’, as they are taught to say at Hereford in parallel circumstances. McShane next, I fervently hope!
Just heard the blond woman on Sky News-something about Huhne being a ‘towering figure’, hard to replace etc etc!!! Where do they find these people?
Another one Dappy Dave had “full confidence” in – but we all know that when Dave says he has confidence in them, they are in fact the scum of the earth.
Huhne will get third off his sentence for putting his hands up and pleading guilty almost at the last minute, I guess he didn’t let his overweaning arrogance get the better of him and took advice from his ‘learned friends’.It will be interesting to see what he gets, whatever it is you can bet it won’t be a proper wack of jail, which may ‘encourage the others’ in parliament to behave themselves,although I doubt it. Like the other bent MPs who went down, they all got a short lie down in soft jails, lots of guys do longer in the dinner queue.
Huhnes that bending over in the prison shower room ? Guess ole Chrisy is going to experience the same sex marriage thing we all love so much! HAHA