February 4th, 2013

WATCH: Huhne’s Downfall In His Own Words
He Lied and Lied and Lied


  1. 1
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    What a twat!


  2. 1
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    I wonder if Boris will stand as the tory candidate in Eastleigh. I do hope so.


  3. 3
    I Hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    All we have to do is nail “Anonymous” and it really WILL be a day to remember?


    • 29
      Anonymous says:

      You have not quite grasped it yet.


      • 113
        Sir William says:

        I met Anonymous a couple of times. He’s actually a fellow Wykehamist. In those days he was still using his real name, the Hon. Gaveston Vaporetti-Punck. I’m afraid a PPE degree at Oxford and time in the salt mines as an unpaid intern for Hilary Benn have left him with a few issues.


  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

    Congratulations Guido and Team :)


    • 8
      NO COMMENTS says:

      Fuck off and get back to Dave’s cock.


    • 64
      Rat's arse says:

      Seconded Kebab. Guido & team have not let the lying Huhne off the hook and the outcome is brilliant.



      • 165
        the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

        Yeah brilliant , tenacious job Gweed .

        Now keep going with Hodge the Dodge and others .
        DO NOT LET UP



        • 180
          Tony BENN'S Will says:

          And did anyone find out who gave Peter Haines £103,000 ,could it be
          Gadaffi and family
          Or someone else?


        • 181
          Tony Benn's Will says:

          And did anyone find out who gave Peter Haines £103,000 ,could it be
          Gadaffi and family
          Or someone else?
          Keep up the good work Guido


    • 170
      Credit to Guido says:

      One Lib Dem scalp to put in your trophy cabinet. Keep up the good work, there’s a huge pile of the scumbags to get through.


  5. 5
    Obesecycle fat rider says:



  6. 6
    Red Egg Millitit.....oh nooooo says:


    Lots of porky pies in prison :)


  7. 7
    annoyed user says:

    And yet another Lib Dem found to be a sleazy bastard.


  8. 11
    a non says:

    Hope he can get Halal food, coz after all he will be missing his trimming ham.


  9. 12
    Bubba of E-Wing says:

    hehehehe Bubba can’t wait, looking forward to my new pad mate, I is excited!


  10. 13
    Blue Huhne says:

    Looking on the bright side, thanks to Dave he will be able to marry the new man in his life.


    • 56
      Drop the soap says:

      Well he will be very slim and trim when he gets out, with the additional attraction of having an arsehole like a Clown’s Pocket.


  11. 14
    Good riddance says:

    Macshane out, Huhne out. Great stuff. Now we need a concerted campaign to force Brown to resign his seat.


  12. 15
    Ukip - The Way Forward says:

    A chance for UKIP!


  13. 17
    R Swiper says:

    Bet he only gets 6 months in Ford Open, reduced to 4 for good behaviour. And his Parliamentary severance package (tax free), his ministerial pension and after a discreet time booted up to the Lords on £300 quid a day. And he still has £17m in the bank from previous career. Nice work if you can get it!


  14. 19
    Huhne's Folly says:


    • 158
      Airey Belvoir says:

      Apparently some naughty person has been active nocturnally with a large spanner. A few bolts removed from the base, and the next time the wind blows……TIMBER!!


  15. 20
    Dino says:

    This is the man who many in the Lib Dems wanted as new leader. First they chose Cleggy, then they chose Huhne. They can definitely pick them. Please Sir, Please Sir, can we make them pick Cable? It would be comedy Gold each and every day.


  16. 23
    Herman Van Rumpey says:

    Christopher is always welcome here in Brussels. He is made of the right stuff.


  17. 25
    Perse O'Nally says:

    And now we get to the mystery person, who can not be named.


  18. 26
    tallbloke says:

    Who will be turning on the xmas lights in Eastleigh this year?


  19. 27
    Malcolm Redfellow says:

    What is about certain constituencies that they elect absolute weirdos?

    Lest we forget: Eastleigh was once the “seat” of Stephen Milligan, he of the bin-liner, oranges and black stockings. And … bang went a rock-safe Tory majority; and Julie Kirkbride had to find a new squeeze.

    Who at the back there mentioned ‘double-dipping’?


  20. 28
    The Old Bailey Huhnalujah Chorus says:


  21. 30
    Toby Helm says:

    This is a superb twitter account and I urge you all to follow.

    Chris Huhne MP ‏@ChrisHuhneMP


  22. 33

    The UK government has just announced the route for the #HighSpeedLieTwo, Southwark Magistrates Court to HMP Brixton prison


  23. 35
    Tommy Robinson says:

    He can share with me


  24. 37
  25. 38
    Nick Clegg says:

    Who appointed Chris Huhne to be a minister?


  26. 39
    Nick Clegg says:

    LET US REFLECT & BE FAIR; Chris Huhne attempts to avoid points on driving license = PRISON. David Laws steals £40,000 = CABINET POSITION.


  27. 40
    Lord Lupin says:

    Prisons and Parliament are two places full of ‘innocent’ people, so he’ll feel quite at home there. As a politician he was always someone’s bitch.


  28. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Typical politician, believed the law should’t have to apply to him and lied for 10 years wasting how much taxpayers money on this ?

    I wonder do Clegg and the rest of the Lib-Dems have anything to say on this ?


  29. 42
    More juicy stuff says:

    Tonight’s Dispatches special on Channel 4 has more revelations on the Plebgate stitch-up.


  30. 43
    Legal Eagle says:

    It is not illegal to tell a lie.

    It is illegal to enter into a conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.

    It is not allowed to mislead the House of commons: This can be considered contempt of Parliament.

    It is considered contempt or perjury if a lie is told whilst under oath, and lying to the police in certain circumstances is most certainly an offence.

    The screwing up of energy policy, re the windmills, may yet bear further fruit if it can be proven that the house was mislead or there were other improper actions taken in the recent past.

    With this conviction though, irrespective of custodial sentence, it will be interesting to see if usual employment policies are applied moving forward.


  31. 44

    Note the subtle change in language employed:

    1. Will the defendant please rise

    2. The convicted will rise for sentencing


  32. 45
    Sir William says:

    Well done again, Guido.


  33. 47
    The most intelligent Lib Dem voter says:

    Well, I’m still going to vote for him in the by-election, I’m sure he’s a good man at heart.


  34. 48
    Chris Huhne says:

    She gives me the horn!


    • 171
      the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

      By Tomothy ( as Paul Temple would say ) I thought Vicky was hardly Marylin Monroe but this one ….. Skank Central.

      Can someone not take Huhne aside and enlighten him to the fact miilions in assets allow one to court glamorous looking strumpets as opposed to rabid mingers ?

      I was thinking Ron Jeremey could give him a workshop on that …. but apparently he’ s in intensive care with a dodgy ticker somewhere in California.

      ( Mind you why ami I citing Paul Temple as an exemplar … with a wife whose name is ” Steve ” ?!)


  35. 49
    Toby Helm says:

    Speeding fines ? I miss the days of MPs in suspenders with an orange in their mouths “resigning” by auto-asphxiation. Way to go.


  36. 52
    Owin Jones says:

    Huhne, liar and admitted criminal, to enter plea of mitigation: “I’m an MP & the law only applies to plebs.”


    • 172
      the savant10.4 highway patrol says:


      “I’m a millionaire and I herebey donate 10 million irrevocably to the Judiciary Pension Fund “


  37. 53
    Private Eye says:

    Next week, read our exclusive on Chris Huhne


  38. 55
    They Fear The Hare says:

    Nice scalp, only 650 more to go


    • 64
      Living in 96.97 percent white Merseyside says:

      What about the HOL?


      • 161
        The house of Lords is infested by corrupt individuals says:

        What about those corrupt bastards who were prepared to accept a bung to change legislation. Far far worse than cash for questions as these criminals were prepared to actually change the Law for financial gain yet fuck all happened to them.


    • 67
      What a plonker says:

      You mean 649.


  39. 57
    A secret admirer says:

    Yes, congratulations Guido. You didn’t give up.


    • 78
      DCL says:

      Well done to Guido, a feather in your cap in helping to bring to justice this obnoxious man. Even the sun is shining today!


  40. 58
    Casual Observer says:

    Has Clegg given a statement yet ?


  41. 61
    Reds Under the Bed says:

    Now Huhne has admitted to perverting the course of justice and, in light of him having dumped his wife for that hideous drag-queen, I suppose it’s now OK for us to refer to him as a pervert. No?


  42. 62
    Rat Catcher says:


  43. 63
    Steve says:

    Book him Danno.


  44. 69
    pissed off voter says:

    Another good lib dem.


  45. 70
    Huhne Watch says:

    Butt plug.


  46. 71
    UK_Debt_Slave says:

    In the midst of 650 parasites and vultures ruining our lives, a tiny glimmer of redemption. I never thought he’d fess up and plead guilty.

    What a great day.

    I hope his perjury will rule out any future career in politics. I wouldn’t guarantee it though….yet

    Congrats to Guido for keeping the heat on the ‘orrible bastard.


  47. 73
    A casual observer says:

    Carina Trimingham, why so long-faced?


  48. 76
    pissed off voter says:

    budding convict chris huhne, is that the guy who sang the praises of windmills (while enriching himself in the process)?


  49. 77
    Gordon Brown says:

    Day by day, in every way, I am getting better and better


  50. 79
    I'm a Lib Dump says:

    I dump the truth at every opportunity.


  51. 80
    Frank'n'Plebs says:

    He’s going down
    He’s going down
    He’s going
    Huhne is going down


  52. 83
    Chris Huhne's cellmate says:


  53. 84
    Jimmy says:

    So another member of Butch’s cabinet turned out to be a crook?

    How many is that now?


  54. 85
  55. 86
    Richard III says:

    Anyone remember where I parked my Mondeo?


  56. 87
    A taxpayer says:

    Are his salary cheques for all these years classifiable as ‘proceeds of crime’?


  57. 93



  58. 99
    Dr Vaseline Pryce says:

    Oo-er, I’m next.


  59. 102
    Calamity Clegg says:

    How can you tell when a LibDem is lying ?? When you see their lips moving.


  60. 103
    Rumpleforeskin says:

    “And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’
    He chortled in his joy.


  61. 108
    The Prangwizard of England says:

    I see Clegg is shocked and saddened. Didn’t know he was guilty, really, pull the other one? He’s been supporting this criminal for years. Any chance Clegg can be charged with aiding and abetting?


    • 116
      rebekah aka nellnewman says:

      I doubt very much if cleggie was shocked and saddened. I suspect he did a little jig behind the scenes when he heard the news.

      huhne was cleggie’s arch enemy and gearing up for a challenge of the leadership. cleggie must be a very relieved man this lunchtime.

      Big question is who now in the libdems is going to come forward to challenge him – it looks as though the way is clear for simon hughes to have a go.


    • 117
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Yeah. Sure. Claude Raines was also “shocked– SHOCKED!”
      To the nick with Nick too, I say!


    • 128
      Quarter Brit Clegg says:

      I am shocked, SHOCKED, that a member of my party could be engaged in criminal activity.


  62. 109
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Radio 5 are virtually ignoring this story.


    • 173
      the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

      Well what do you expect from the card carrying apologistas for the politically (in ) correct at the Sallford Lubjianka which is Radio Five Dead?


  63. 111
    Adam Werritty gone but not forgotten completely says:

    Has he had his LiBdim membership card rescinded yet?

    Just seen Clegg make a faster getaway from the cameras than Cameron ever did.


  64. 114
    Geordieboy says:

    Another one bites the dust, only another 50 to go.


  65. 118
    Anonymous says:

    “No I didn’t do it…look I didn’t do it…no way did I do it…wasn’t me at all, mate…I didn’t…oh, OK, it was me.” – for 10 long years. Politicians – don’t you love ‘em? And these are the people who MAKE our laws.


  66. 124
    ByElection Watch says:

    So Eastleigh:

    i) LibDems: Previous MP jailed, junior in coalition with no chance of getting their stated policies across the line, pro EU. Backdrop of Cyril Smith.

    ii) Labour: Some MP’s may be in court soon, deny EU referendum, no policies except one on banning Frosties.

    iii) Conservatives: Following nu-Labour policies, at least one sitting MP likely to be arrestd by Fernbridge imminently, another on the front bench has familial relations to the other, unconvincing on EU referendum pledge. Economy still screwed, abandoned conservative principles.

    iv) UKIP: Clear stated policies. Definitely better choice than the ‘none of the above’ candidate.

    Will be interesting.


  67. 126
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Huhnevwon’t do jail time, probably why he changed his plea, he’ll get a suspended sentence and then a nice job in Brussels with all the other crooks.


    • 141
      rebekah aka nellnewman says:

      I think I’m right in saying that his criminal conviction prevents him by law from holding anymore public offices either here or in the EU.

      He is essentially finished.


      • 145
        If you live in England you are taxed by criminals says:

        He is still going to get a pension unless we protest enough!


      • 174
        Anonymous says:

        isn’t there something about a sentence of less than a year negates debarring from politics?


  68. 129
    Sunny Jim says:

    Here’s another point too – had the recommendations of Leveson been introduced, he would have been in the position of being able to ‘gag’ the media – and it’s only thanks to the media that this all came to light. Yes, the Press can be a pain, but it’s only because of the Press that we have a chance of keeping politicians (sort of) honest. No wonder the bastards want to control it


  69. 133
    the fish says:

    He is a despicable, odious scum bag…..but he will come out of nick smelling of roses….


  70. 134
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Seeing how this person has lied and cheated in his private capacity every contract or thing he has touched in the public domain will have to be scutinised and publicly examined in detail .

    There are thousands and thousands of people wrongly placed on the Disability Register .

    I suggest we employ say 50 people from the Register to investigate and report back to us .

    No need to employ the lawyers I say .

    Not a squeak out of Cameron.


  71. 135
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m still here.


  72. 139
    Anonymous says:

    Sure I read on here that the Establishment would guarantee he got off.


    • 143
      If you live in England you are taxed by criminals says:

      Thats one bent copper in jail and an MP about to follow .

      Plenty more out there I think .

      Chris Grayling stop poncing about and start the “prisons are hell” scheme NOW !


  73. 151
    Resident of ninety-eight point five percent Wirral says:

    If he does go to prison he could always put a spanner in the works and convert!
    He’ll get special privileges then.


  74. 153
    Megatron for PM says:

    Just think – if the Royal Mail were slightly more reliable, he’d have been the leader of the Lib Dems.


    “About 1,300 postal votes were caught up in the Christmas post and missed the election deadline. An unofficial check of the late papers showed Huhne had enough votes among them to hand him victory. ”

    Oh to be living in one of those parallel universes on this day!


    • 177
      Frightened Inmate #2 says:

      Clegg won by 511 votes so the late 1300 votes would have had to have been skewed more than 900-400 in Huhne’s favour. Given the closeness of the race this is statistically impossible. Either the story is a complete canard, or if true, Huhne was trying some late ballot-stuffing but screwed it up.


  75. 154
    Stoke says:

    When the judge has Huhne and Fawkes in the same room, my guess is there is a rythmic thudding coming from under the bench as he contemplates who he really wants to fuck up.


  76. 159
    Riggsy Brown says:

    I enjoyed a long career as a journo investigating politicos and various other ne’er-do-wells like the stiflingly smug Huhne and am no sycophant. But I salute Guido/Paul for his relentless pursuit of this 24-carat asshole and helping keep the spotlight on his insufferable conceit and casual relationship with veracity.

    `Man down’, as they are taught to say at Hereford in parallel circumstances. McShane next, I fervently hope!


  77. 175
    Laughing til it hurts. says:

    Just heard the blond woman on Sky News-something about Huhne being a ‘towering figure’, hard to replace etc etc!!! Where do they find these people?


  78. 176
    Yawn! says:

    Another one Dappy Dave had “full confidence” in – but we all know that when Dave says he has confidence in them, they are in fact the scum of the earth.


  79. 179
    Dixon of Dock Green says:

    Huhne will get third off his sentence for putting his hands up and pleading guilty almost at the last minute, I guess he didn’t let his overweaning arrogance get the better of him and took advice from his ‘learned friends’.It will be interesting to see what he gets, whatever it is you can bet it won’t be a proper wack of jail, which may ‘encourage the others’ in parliament to behave themselves,although I doubt it. Like the other bent MPs who went down, they all got a short lie down in soft jails, lots of guys do longer in the dinner queue.


  80. 182
    NickCleggMP says:

    Huhnes that bending over in the prison shower room ? Guess ole Chrisy is going to experience the same sex marriage thing we all love so much! HAHA


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