February 4th, 2013

Sunny Huhne-dal’s Sagacity

sunny-hundalSince resolving in 2010 to not waste pixels on the unpopular parts of the blogosphere, we have kept to our word for three years. Today is just too good to let it pass.

Not many supported Chris Huhne on Twitter, here is what that well known progressive tweeter Sunny Hundal had to say, from his mum’s spare bedroom in Hillingdon, during the period that we pushed the Huhne story before the police investigation bore fruit:

Despite Sunny’s support he’s down now.

The story that Huhne-dal thought wasn’t “going anywhere”, is everywhere…


  1. 1
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    Find another Limpdumb target please Guido, there must be loads of skeletons out there!

  2. 2
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Sunny Huhnedal?

    What a berk, he’s been exposed for all to see, a biased little man with poor judgement, unable to see the truth.

  3. 3
    Swiss Bob says:

    O/T so apologies but just went to see what the Guardian was saying about low climate sensitivity (sort of Huhne related) and guess what:

    Danger: Malware Ahead!
    Google Chrome has blocked access to this page on http://www.guardian.co.uk.
    Content from cm.netseer.com, a known malware distributor, has been inserted into this web page. Visiting this page now is very likely to infect your computer with malware.
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    Never have I seen a more apt description of the Guardian!

  4. 4
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Me me me me me

  5. 5
    Sunny Jim says:


  6. 6
    Arnold Palmer says:

    Now come on – Liberal Conspiracy is a pure comedy piece of shite.

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    Sally *wipesmouth* says:

    And leads to incontinence

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    Sunny Jim says:

    Haha – like it!

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    Don't you mean Islamic Caliphate? says:

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    Chris Huhne Lies and Lies says:

    What a prize chump.

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    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Hunny Sundial is ALWAYS worth ignoring, even on a day like today.

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    I told Cameron that democracy in Egypt would not work but he didn't listen says:

    Have we got to the truth yet or is this just the tip of the iceberg ?

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    Tasertastic says:

    He can take his tweets and stick ‘em where the Sunny don’t shine.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Interesting interview on sky earlier today – interviewing Huhne’s constituents on the streets of Eastleigh.

    Several said ‘ well we knew he was lying’!! The ordinary folks out there, the one’s lefties like to call plebs knew the truth and yet folks like this sunni chap who is supposed to have his finger on the pulse of westminster was utterly fooled. Maybe he needs to look for a different job.

  16. 16
    Who says:

    Problem with supplying authentic halal food for prisoners: surely easiest solution is to let them out?

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Just a thought but will huhne get that £17k severance pay that mp’s get when they stop being an mp? And will he also get his gold plated pension?

  18. 18
    Arnold Palmer says:

    If only Flabbott could agree not to break anything but reinforcing the pavement would take money from the Somali Lesbian Honey Badger Outreach project.

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    Tweet of the Day says:

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    old SHEP says:

    There is no such thing as icebergs, or snow (it’s official), lots of fog about though.

  21. 21
    Rebecca Wade lll says:

    A Police Horse, A Police Horse, my kingdom for a Police Horse!

  22. 22
    Sunny side down says:

    Sunny Hundal and Mehdi Hasan – they of the “if you criticise us, we’ll call you racist” brigade. Like Diane Abbott and Yasmin Alibaba Clown.

  23. 23
    Richard III says:

    I only meant to park for five minutes. I come back and it’s 2013.

  24. 24
    old SHEP says:

    Sadly I guess the answer to that is yes, MPs are a better sort of criminal.

  25. 25
    Tarquin Romulus Needlethrush says:

    Baldy is an amateur

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    A Very, Very, Very Dirty Digger says:

    PLUS, here’s !0 million British quids me old sheila as you know where ll the bodies are buried.

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    old SHEP says:

    They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

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    Dodgy coppers look out says:

    Don’t miss tonight’s Dispatches for new revelations about the Plebgate stitch-up.

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    The Financially and Morally Bankrupt UK Local Councils Desperately Seeking Fixed Penalty Revenues says:

    It’s going to cost you Richard!

  30. 30
    johnwardmedway says:

    What about this iceberg lettuce I’ve just bought? What’s it to be called now?

  31. 31
    johnwardmedway says:

    Hmm, when it comes to deciding which side to take up in this disagreement, I have to concede that this time it’s the Sunny side down…

  32. 32
    PooleBabe says:

    Strangely, I got the same message when trying to access Toby Young’s Telegraph article. I thought it might be EU trolls redacting the word Farage.

  33. 33
    Tony Blair says:

    I’m lining up my son Euan for a safe Labour seat. If you thought I was a smarmy, nasty, lying, crooked, greedy, phony, corrupt, duplicitous, calculating, wretched, money grubbing, narcissistic, evil piece of shit, you ain’t seen nothing yet!

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    FrankFisher says:

    Not only call you racist, but delete your criticism, and smear you in private mails and tweets.

    Hundal really is an unpleasant stalinist retard of the highest order.

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    PooleBabe says:

    He’ll also keep his MEP pension.

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    Huhnpty Dumty sat on the front bench
    Huhnpty Dumty drove like the French
    All pre-trial hearings and John Kelsey-Fry
    Could not save Huhnpty from his great lie.

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    Who is THIS Richmond bloke anyway ?? says:

    These academic chappies have even moved the site of the Battle of Bosworth but the Battle of Fenny Drayton; Battle of Fenn Lanes or Battle of Atherstone depending on your compass readings etc doesn’t have the same ring to it

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    Sins of the past says:

    Any texts which the ICC should know about ?

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    Dave from Witney says:

    I think I’ll watch the programme on Richard III after it

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    Little Chief says:

    Guido gets the Hoon’s scalp.

  42. 42
    Gordon [not Yasmin's husband] Brown says:

    Yasmin [Alibhai] Brown is a cúnt.

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    old SHEP says:

    Name change might be in order for him, to be a Huhne has become a colloquial expression.

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    Had I still been employing, I would have given Peter Huhne a job involving a position of trust on the strength of his emails.

    Not pleasant for the dirty washing to be aired in public but he showed true character.

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    Sid Viscous says:

    James Delingpole seems to have been poisoned by his appearance last week on Question Time – his blog today re Huhne is a sickening mash of we’ve-all-done-it speed limits bravado and not-quite-saying-it support for the revolting one.

    Have a laugh and look at it.

    Goodnight Vienna.

  46. 46
    Old Nick Heavenly (smugger than ever, but not coing back here. Do not panic à says:

    Just popped in to sa

  47. 47
    Brad E. Cardic says:

    His finger on the pulse. Do you mean that big blue vein that runs up his cock?

  48. 48
    Old Nick Heavenly (smugger than ever, but not coing back here. Do not panic à says:

    just popped in to congratulate you Guido: Well done!

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    old SHEP says:

    Who’s footing his mind-boggling large legal bill? (don’t tell me, I can guess).

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    “Autistic” insult seemed rather ignorant and misplaced.

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    Funny that. All al jabeeba could find were people who said what a good chap he was and that they’d vote for him again.

  52. 52
    Chris Hunhe says:

    I should have had an affair with this lady. I would have the perfect Alibi then.
    Is she a bean flicker?

  53. 53

    in their country of origin?

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    Perks of Office says:

    He’ll get a Cabinet Minister’s pension an’ all as he served in Cabinet

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    Toby Helm says:

    The country is in Austerity and Vodafone is let off a £8bn Tax Bill http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8875360/Taxman-accused-of-letting-Vodafone-off-8-billion.html … Vote Tory you know it makes sense

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    He’s worth £17,000,000 even post-divorce.

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    Anonymous says:

    “solution is to let them out?”
    A better solution to their problem would be to send them out to a mus*im country and they could be certain of getting “authentic halal food “.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    The Radio 5 phone in this mornig was a hoot, the BBC were NOT happy that Osborne was banker bashing, apparently he only did it through gritted teeth.

    Of course Nicky Campbell dumped plenty of mud on Cameron, Osborne and Cable over the banking crisis.

    But have a guess go on a wild guess at the ONE NAME that never passed Campbell’s lips ONCE during the phone phone is regards to who had a part to play in the banking mess we got into.

    Give you a clue, one eyed, Scottish and a twat.

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    Oh, for contraception says:

    The worst genes of Tone and Grabby combined.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Don’t forget that Peter Stringfellow should be stripped of his bus pass. Its the LibDem way.

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    It seems clear to me that only part of the conversation is shown here and there were probably spoken parts (missing from all this) in between.

    I doubt the spoken parts by CH were anything like what he put down in texts (despite the arrogance of the father in not thinking anyone else would see them).

    Under the severe provocation experienced, I would find that understandable. It was not written for publication and in saying that, I would apply a different test of acceptability on his remarks than those of his cabinet minister father.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:


    gordon says indignantly from his jetset lifestyle paid by us ‘I saved the world’!!

    and saint bliar says from one of his gilded palaces ‘ and I am still saving the world’

    The left is delusional!

  63. 63
    Who's my mam an' dad? says:

    Nicky Campbell’s very, very, very limited talent was severely stretched when he presented ‘Wheel of Fortune’, so I am surprised and bemused that he has been allowed to take to the air.

  64. 64
    Chris Huhne's cell mate says:

    Blow this windmill baby!

  65. 65

    Hi Nick. Always good to see you (in print anyway!)

  66. 66

    They are all at it. Iain Martin is equally devoid of moral judgement. Both swallowed the Psychopath’s lies hook, line and sinker. Martin even invokes Christian charity, even though he admits to being church of Scotland. both of them forget that before forgiveness must come repentance and the nearest Huhne will get is being sorry that he was caught. It is just a matter of time before some morally bankrupt opinion-former tells us it’s all Vicky’s fault for owning up.

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    old SHEP says:

    Any mention of the Scottish financial wizard is verboten on the BBC, why I don’t know, secret injunction?.

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    Does Peter Stringfellow travel by bus? Hasn’t he got a limo with a jacuzzi and a a brace of buxom pole dancers to be chauffeured around in?

    Unless he just really prefers to sit next to some old man with a growth the size of a tin of beans coming out of his neck. Two young girls with tinny music coming from their ipods. Some drunks arguing about the whether Tesco metro sells cannabis seeds and a group of school kids having a farting competition.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Like father – like son then …

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    I see the BBC are playing fast and loose over Huhne. Notice the headline on their website.

    “Huhne admits speeding points lie”


    The fact he was in fact guilty of perverting the course of justice is just mentioned in the side text.

    You have to suspect were he a “nasty right wing Tory” the BBC would have made the headline “RIGHT WING TORY GUILTY OF PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE”

  71. 71
    Breakingbeastlynews says:

    Iain Dale is goung to be “outed” as a Heterosexual
    For many years he has been living a lie and will be exposed on Wednesday as he announces his engagement to Anne Widdecombe

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Greenhouse lettuce. Need you ask?

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    well..I think we’ve all learned a very valuable moral lesson today.

    If you’ve persuaded your spouse to accept taking penalty points from you, its not then advisable to tell her you’re leaving her for a relationship with your bi-sexual lover.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    By my reckoning just a little more than 1% of mp’s have now been successfully prosecuted for criminal offences in the last 2 years.

    That is unprecedented – mcshane will be the next in court and evidence against him seems pretty overwhelming.

    So what are we to make of our political class other than that it is dishonest and not fit for purpose?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    You mean Ann Widdecombe is a woman?

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    hordes of immigrant invaders says:

    It’s our country now, whitey – you can try to divide and rule us but we’re taking over, more immigrants, higher birthrate and we’ve got half the English thinking it improves their country! Payback time.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Apart from Attenborough and Coast the biased beeb has become a laughing stock.

    Time it was sold off in bits to the highest bidder to at least get us back some of our hard earned taxes.

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    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    We report the facts in a fair and balanced manner.

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    old SHEP says:

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, worked out well this time.

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    Witchy Poo. says:

    I can’t believe that anyone would be so stupid or naive to defend the duplicitous Hoon.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Huhne pleads guilty – at last. Made my day.

    Now remind me … did he get in an ‘early plea of guilty’ – which the courts suggest defendants should do in speaking to their lawyers [Courts own promotional leaflets] or did he string it out endlessly and try every trick in the book to try and get the case dropped?

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    Chris Huhne says:

    You have my word on that !

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Did you know that Conor Burns – cut his teeth politically in the Eastleigh area for years – one wonders if he knows anything more about Milligan and his friends?

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    The BBC don’t give up do they? Stating on the news that Huhne’s political career might not be over and that he might make a comeback.

    Only in your dreams you lefty fuckwits.

  85. 85
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Yes,the Conservatives have decided to give a £40,000 tax cut to millionaires funded by hitting pensioners who have worked hard all their lives.

    We are not called “The Nasty Party” for no reason.

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    Anonymous says:

    Something HAS to be done about the pernicious influence of the BBC on the nation. I bet that most of you still tuned to a BBC channel to find out the news today. It’s the same subconscious influence that causes most people to call the disgraced ex Prime Minister ‘Tony’ Blair rather than just Blair.
    Some way has to be found of stopping it.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    The BBC defend him all the time and still do right now, even trying to elicit sympathy for the mess he’s in.

    Compare how the BBC are treating Huhne to how Andrew Mitchell or Lord McApline got worked over by the BBC.

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    Mr Huhne says:

    I shall work tirelessly and campaign for prisoners to be given the vote.

    Good Night.

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    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    We do what it says on the tin.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You said in part “… there is no justice.”

    There is a smokescreen of a presumption of an illusion of justice. It (justice) has become a word that means different things to different people …

    Hopefully as on t ‘other blogs of today – Guido will keep going – especially after the bliar and his dead wood stagecoach of co-conspirators.

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    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    Oh, and we are not going to mention that Malala is being milked by Gordon Brown in his UN quest to prevent the youth of the world from working…

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    Lou Scannon says:

    Sadly, Attenborough isn’t to be trusted either :


    Sorry to disappoint you.
    It’s difficult to find anything but brain-rot on the box these days.

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    Red Egg Millitit.....oh nooooo says:

    What sort of name is that? Daft Hunt :)

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    Beeb programme controller says:

    Catch our new series of Antique Midwives on a Train, presented by Michael Portaloo.( to be repeated 115 times).

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    He spun and spun and then just admitted guilt.

    Good to hear that it cheered you up though: What length of sentence do you think ?

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    Sir William says:

    I must admit that, like Sunny, I didn’t see that ‘guilty’ plea coming. I thought Huhne must be innocent. He seemed a decent enough chap and his departure will be a sad loss to the rent-seekers and con artists of the ‘alternatives to energy’ industry.

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    Lou Scannon says:

    Unprecedented indeed, the figure is normally much higher.
    That just goes to show how corrupt Westminster is – the bastards mostly get away with it these days.

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    bent copper says:

    Father tried to take blame for son’s speeding

    Published on Saturday 8 July 2006 09:25

    Pair in court admit conspiracy ruse

    Olwen Dudgeon

    A PRISON officer who took the blame for his son’s speeding offence to save him a driving ban appeared in the dock with him yesterday on a conspiracy charge.

    David Shimeld, an officer at Wakefield Jail, was persuaded by his son Andrew to say he was driving a company car when it was caught on camera over the limit on the A43 in Northampton.

    Philip Adams, prosecuting, told Leeds Crown Court that Andrew Shimeld already had nine points on his licence and a further three points would have brought a disqualification.

    He had just started a new job and feared he would lose it if he was banned, so talked his father into saying he was the driver when the fixed penalty speeding ticket was issued. As a result it was his father’s licence which was endorsed with three penalty points in addition to a 60 fine.

    The duo might have got away with the lie but for the fact that Andrew Shimeld was seen still driving by his former employer, for whom he had been working at the time of the offence.

    He knew that the speeding prosecution should have led to a ban and queried the matter with the police who made inquiries and enlarged the photo from the speed camera. That showed the driver was much younger than 54-year-old David Shimeld leading to the arrest of both him and his son.

    Andrew then accepted he was the driver and said his father had only agreed because of the emotional blackmail about him losing his new job.

    Andrew Shimeld, 32, of Headlands Road, Ossett, was sentenced to 38 weeks, of which 12 will be spent in jail and the remaining 26 weeks on licence after he admitted conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.

    His father from Darnley, Wakefield, was ordered to do 240 hours’ unpaid work for the community for the same offence.

    Sentencing them, Recorder Jonathan Rose said Andrew Shimeld should have paid for his breach of the law. Instead he had tried to evade his responsibility and it was only through the astuteness of his former employer that he had not got away with it.

    The offence struck at the very heart of justice and others had to learn they too could not get away with such a simple trick.

    The seriousness of what they had done had no doubt been brought home to David Shimeld having to stand in the dock, but he could rely on his excellent record in the armed forces and prison service.

    Mr Adams said at the time of the speeding offence Andrew Shimeld was working for a recruitment company in Birmingham but had phoned in sick that day only to drive to Northampton to arrange new alternative employment.

    By the time the ticket arrived for the company car he had started that new job but his former employers forwarded it to him.

    Tim Stead, representing Andrew, said he felt totally responsible and regretted involving his father not appreciating the seriousness of what they were doing.

    Michael Greenhalgh, for David Shimeld, said he knew what he had done was morally wrong but acted only to help his son.

    He had served in both Northern Ireland and Germany while in the armed forces. After being discharged on health grounds he joined the prison service spending the last 21 years at Wakefield Prison where he was dealing in the main with people serving life sentences.

    He was highly regarded in the prison service as shown in a letter from the Governor and others said Mr Greenhalgh who urged the court not to impose an immediate custodial sentence which would cost the officer his job.

    Sentencing them, Recorder Jonathan Rose said Andrew Shimeld should have paid for his breach of the law. Instead he had tried to evade his responsibility and it was only through the astuteness of his former employer that he had not got away with it.

    The offence struck at the very heart of justice and others had to learn they too could not get away with such a simple trick.


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    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    Pro-EU story: Europol breaking football match fixing corruption.

    No mention the other day of the bigger Europol bust of people trafficking network.

  100. 100
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m still an MP. I’ll be making my next appearance in the House in 2014. Cheerio!

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    Never gets dull says:

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    Wobbly Dave says:

    We are assembling a crack team of fudgers, PR imbeciles and talentless hangers-on in order to f*ck up the Eastleigh bye-election and hand the seat back to the LibDems.

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    Cameroon Watch says:

    Big meet with Karzai today. Just chatting about what happens when we pull out of Afghanistan. Nothing to concern yourselves about, my chatting with a leader who will likely be diposed by the Taliban soon, and who happens to represent the largest opium narco state on the planet. Toodle-pip.

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    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    Hey, don’t tar us all with the same brush.

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    Richard III says:

    I just went out for a ciggie. I came back and saw it was 2013 and you have a socialist government. So I killed myself.

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    Ah! A man in touch with his constituents, or did he send out his unpaid researcher on a fact-finding mission?

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    Hoonwatch says:

    It’s all going well. First, tomorrow’s vote on homosexual marriage. Then the revelations still to come out regarding The Elm and Tory cabinet ministers, and then the Eastleigh by-election. Later in the year, the Coulson and Brooks trials.
    No Boundary changes at the next election. Yes it’s all going swimmingly for Cameron.
    All witness the destruction of the Conservative Party.

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    Red Egg Millitit.....oh nooooo says:

    Do not get the hump……. but things have changed……. for the worse !!

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    Red Egg Millitit.....oh nooooo says:

    I still cannot work out why Cameron does not go for the popular vote??

    Perhaps re homeosexual (sic) marriage it will be the lawyers who will win on all the upcoming civil discrimination cases ??

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    VERITAS says:

    The hubris of HUHNE knows no bounds a custodial sentence with no suspension must follow,now to McShame they would make good cell mates sharing their love for the euro project.

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    Anonymous says:

    Autism is a spectrum. He is probably referring to the characteristic of having no insight into others thoughts. Look at what he writes just before.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    So, Mr Hundal is the Editor of Liberal Conspiracy, eh?

    How ironic.

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    Richard the Third says:

    There are more skeletons indeed.

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    Anonymous says:

    If you can’t eat the swine, don’t do the crime.

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    One small point made in passing about Huhne today is that MEPs have free parking slots at Stansted: would it be naive to wonder who pays for them?

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    The Verne says:

    Bread and water is halal

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    Tory Party says:

    You’ll be deposed before him, Mr Cameron…

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    A Medieval Burger says:

    No Tesco in those days

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    HenryV says:


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    Polly says:

    You comment is awaiting moderation! Squawk! Your comment is awaiting moderation!

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    And I have to confess never having heard of Mr Hundal until this item. Looking at his site a minute ago, no reference to Mr Huhne can be found since 2011.

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    anon. says:

    Owen Jones says : Move along nothing to see here.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    well then of course there are people like uddin and a number of others who’ve ‘got away with it’!!

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    Bob Zimmerframe says:

    The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.


    (If you’ve ever been to Stansted you’ll know what I mean.)

  125. 125
    Every trougher in Westminster says:

    What is it about the meaning of the word ‘free’ that you don’t understand?

  126. 126
    Every trougher in Westminster says:

    We have all told a few lies in our time. So much so that we find it impossible to understand that much of the rest of the country is essentially made up of honest, law-abiding folk.

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    There is stupid. And Stupid. And STUPID.

    And Fucking Stupid like almost nothing else which can be stupid.

    …and then there is Chris Huhne.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    I’ll admit I was very disappointed in Attenborough on that polar bear scam – but I blamed the biased beeb as I think they coerced him into toeing their agw line!

    It was a shame as it has left a permanent taint in his otherwise glorious record.

    It shows that the biased beeb is no longer fit for purpose and needs to be sold off in bits to the highest bidder.

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    He has already wasted the time of the courts , the CPS the police, and god knows how many lawyers barristers QC’s (i hope this wanker wasn’t on legal aid) He has also lied to parliament , and the police under oath
    He should get at least an extra 12 months for that alone !

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    Julia Gillard says:

    ‘IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT… Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.’

    ‘This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.’

    ‘We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese,

    Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!’

    ‘Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.’

    ‘We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.’

    ‘This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, ‘THE RIGHT TO LEAVE’.’

    ‘If you aren’t happy here then LEAVE. We didn’t force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.’

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    Eeyore says:

    Slightly O/T, but did anyone hear that appalling copper on Today this morning? Ex-Yard high-up, and he believes that Plod’s main job (inter alia)
    is to be sensitive to the cultural needs of immigrant women.

    And there was I thinking Plod was there to feel collars, without fear or favour.

    Yep, UKIP – here I come.

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    Legal landlord says:

    Margaret Beckett ?

  133. 133
    Roosting Chickens says:

    His son had him pegged & didn’t mince his words


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    One could be forgiven for thinking that Sunny Hundal was a Shiite.

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    Other news says:

    “Iran’s President Ahmadinejad offers to go into space”

  136. 136
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Why are we surprised the left stick up for criminals when they are also from the left? You only have to look at how the left stick up for Arseflange for example.

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    1) What will be the out come if Conservatives win. LD will get upset and block most conservative policies. Clegg might be forced out as leader of LD. Cameron will continue to go with it as without LD Cameron cannot be PM.

    2) If LD wins, Cameron will have a huge in-fighting with Conservatives. Cameron will be blamed for not winning and could lead to a leadership challenge. Looked at past few elections there, LD cannot win without the help of Labour voters tactically voting LD. I cannot think it happening this time around.

    3) If Labour wins, Conservatives and LD leaderships will have a nightmare to manage their own parties. Lots of Conservative and LD MPs will be worried about losing their seats in the next general election.

    4) UKIP wins, it will be the end of Cameron Conservatives.

    Looks like nightmare had just started for Cameron and Clegg.

  138. 138
    Lemsip Ropedick says:

    Am I the only honest, decent LimpDim MP ?

  139. 139
  140. 140
    Pricky Vyce says:

    Great day today. Think I’ll open a bottle of that 2010 Schadenfreude.

  141. 141
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Calm down, dear. He’s a FibDem MP. Different rules for us.

  142. 142
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Well it’s Karzys brother who produces 0pium and Dave who produces OPM.

  143. 143

    Space returns the compliment.

  144. 144

    WoW ! a politician with balls , couldn’t have said it better myself , but i doubt weather you will ever hear one of our spineless vermin trougher’s say anything along those lines
    because it might upset somebody , well tough it’s about time someone said it

  145. 145
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Attenborough is one of the worst.

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    Jesus Guido would you give it a rest? So bored with this story by now.

  147. 147

    Didn’t Clegg and Camoron give him their full support and backing ?

  148. 148

    I think you’ll find it may have an offensive bouquet and not be amused by its pretension.

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    Raving Loon says:

    There’s speeding, there’s passing the buck to your ex-wife, there’s hiding behind your family and there’s lying about the whole thing.

    Personally I couldn’t care less whether he was speeding or not, it’s what he did afterwards which shows the character of the man, or lack thereof it seems.

  151. 151

    She is a lefty too! Imagine any of our lefties having the balls to say that.

  152. 152
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Hmmm. how many current mp’s have now been convicted in criminal cases? and how many more are to follow including mcshane’s?

    And how many of them are leftwing and libdem?

  153. 153

    Because he did not dare face the jury who would have universally hated him. 3 years.

  154. 154

    The Blair regime created a generation of them unfortunately.

  155. 155
    Blazing Saddles says:

    Come any closer copper and the p@ki gets it!

  156. 156
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    One has to accept that owen jones is a child with very little wisdom .

    If he thinks the huhne case is only about one man and his unwise choices he is SO WRONG!

    the huhne case is mostly about the arrogance of mp’s who have thought, in recent years, that they can get away with any abuse of privelege. Ironic that most of the mp’s prosecuted for criminal offences have been leftwingers! And there’s more to come!

  157. 157
    TT Watch says:

    She comes originally from Wales, Barry Island.

  158. 158
    OJ Simpleton Watch says:

    There are points to be scored, but they were scored by the wrong person, which is the point.


  159. 159
    QVC says:

    Is those like buy one get one free, or PPI offers ?

  160. 160
    Pricky Vyce says:

    It goes down well with this cold dish of revenge ratatouille.

  161. 161
    Chris 'change my tune' Hoon says:

    Fuck off somewhere else then. This is going to run as long as my lies – two years.

  162. 162
    Casual Observer says:

    Not a moot question:


    Parliament doesn’t keep a record apparently…

  163. 163
    Greek Tragedy says:

    Oedipus ?

  164. 164
    Troll spotter in chief says:

    Oh do piss off…

  165. 165
    Owin Jones says:

    Tory led Gvt. PM lying on TV. Clandestine meetings with Murdoch.Perverting course of justice.Nicking from the taxpayer.General Election NOW!

  166. 166
    Ed Balls' exploding underpants says:

    Malala is being milked by Gordon Brown

    Jesus Christ! Mindbleach!

  167. 167
    TT Watch says:

    Was not disagreeing, but pointing out an interesting piece of trivia.

    She is correct.

    The only problem is, that in Australia, you should be following aboriginal culture unless you are a genocidal hypocrite.

  168. 168
    ████' change my tune' Hoon says:

    Listen to me talking about ‘ex’s and ‘surges’.

  169. 169
    Casual Observer says:

    Liberals ?

  170. 170
    Toby Helm says:

    Chris ‘Buff’ Huhne ‏@ChrisHuhneMP

    Like Hillary Clinton I just misspoke. I meant to say guilty three years ago. I was only one word out.

  171. 171
    Jailhouse Rock says:

    I heard it through the chain gang.

  172. 172
    Chief Morning Cloud says:

    Not forgetting all the westminster scumbags that got away with it.

  173. 173
    BBC, grooming the Nation for the Nation says:

    Nothing to report here, just a minor speeding offence.

    Move along proles, and keep in line as you approach the voting booths.

  174. 174
    Huhne's a$$ is Benghazi redux says:

    There are times when sorry just isn’t enough.

    And why have the BBC failed to mention that Hillary / NObama really screwed up bad in Benghazi ? Mongs.

  175. 175
    BBC, grooming the Nation for the Nation says:

    Can’t spell your own name now.

  176. 176
    Fat Pang, Lord of All says:

    Damned impertinence, off with her head.

  177. 177
    Grow up Trotsky says:

    Liebour would have let them off after receiving a big donation through various proxies.

  178. 178
    Toby Helm says:

    The DWP have declared Richard III fit for work following an ATOS assessment at his Leicester address.

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Sodding Mail. He hasn’t pleaded guilty to MAKING anyone do anything!

    “Chris Huhne has today quit as an MP after he pleaded guilty to making his then wife take his speeding points so he would not be prosecuted.”

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    You were worse at economics than that scottish idiot gordon! Mind your son HenryVIII was a prolific spender so bliar, bullyballs, gordon and liam’there’sno money left’byrnes, would all have approved of him!1!

  182. 182
    Peter Bone says:

    David Cameron’s gay marriage plans were plunged into crisis tonight by claims that one of his closest Cabinet supporters privately admitted that teachers and the Church of England could be sued.

    The local Conservative chairman in Education Secretary Michael Gove’s Surrey Heath constituency said the minister had told him of his fears. “I’ve discussed this matter with Michael Gove on a number of occasions and we are concerned that this legislation has consequences,” Geoffrey Vero said.

    “I think it has consequences for teachers, I think it has consequences for parents and children, and although Michael says in the Mail today that he has total confidence in the legislation, well that’s not what he told me only a week ago when I met him in Parliament.

  183. 183
    The FibDemon party says:

    ” It’s important we’re honest…”

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    Thick Hunt, can’t be too hard can it?.

  185. 185

    Wrong thread
    The “Buggering cheeks” vote is tomorrow

  186. 186
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Apart from the first one, it could be labour!
    Saved the world
    Wasn’t Gordo’s beard at Murdochs?
    Macshame, Dodgy dossier
    Gordo bottled the election.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Henry VII was a welsh hedge peasant with little or no claim to the throne. Plebs are far more honorable!

    He got there by the backstabbing antics of the Stanley Brothers, think damian mcbride and alycampbell!, who thought they’d make more money out of the gullible Henry VII than they did out of the economically literate Richard III.

    Tis an old tale that still resonates through poliitics today.

    William Stanley was beheaded by Henry VII when he realised what a poisonous, backstabbing person he was. A bit like cleggie dealing with huhne!

    Oh if only such penalties remained today!

  188. 188
    Calamity Clegg says:

  189. 189
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Did they have hand-outs in the 16th century ?

  190. 190
    Toby Helm says:

    Fairly soon, they’re going to find Richard III’s mobility scooter and blue badge

  191. 191
    old SHEP says:

    A criminal record.

  192. 192

    I see they sent a monkey !
    apparently they were going to send an Iranian but the monkey scored better marks in the astronaut exam

  193. 193
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Err I think he’s facing a prison sentence – I call that being found guilty and prosecuted.

  194. 194
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Of course if he had pleaded Not Guilty and then been found Guilty he would have had a longer sentence than now that he has pleaded Guilty.

    But of course that was not the reason he pleaded Guilty at the 11th hour? Was it?!

  195. 195
    Resident of ninety-eight point five percent Wirral says:

    Have you taken over Eastleigh yet?

  196. 196
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    huhne was known to friends and colleagues as ‘rhino hide’

    And regarded by them and his enemies as the most ruthless, aggressive, ambitious man in politics today.

    Sir William Stanley who served Richard III and then betrayed him on the battlefield in August 1485 to win the favour ( and loadsamoney , land and titles) for and from the hedge peasant Henry Richmond , who became the first Tudor, Henry VII, would be a fair comparison.

  197. 197
    Keen nose says:

    Now that Huhne is soon to be getting some peace and quiet at HM pleasure, can we focus on to the more pressing Elm Guest House scandal please?

    If even partially true, this promises to be HUGE!

  198. 198
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Well so Gove had dinner with Murdoch . OMG shock horror !

    Explain why the left does not express the same outrage for the fact that bliar was godfather to murdoch’s children wearing a white suite on the banks of that River in Jordan and gordon and sarah entertained the murdoch’s to a pjyama party at chequers and then invited them , personally invited them!. to attend the funeral of their daughter Jennifer!

    Hypocrisy of the left . Utter Hypocrisy!!

  199. 199
    antihomobeast says:

    Spot on !
    How long before some homo sues my church? or indeed a Vicar of a church that I dont attend
    If some bloke wishes to stick his todger up another blokes arse and its consensual its their problem
    DO NOT ! pollute my place of worship
    What is the matter with Camoron and why is he doing this?

    You wouldn’t catch Nigel Farage condoning this kind of thing, and lets just wait and see what happens when its tried in a mosque or Hindu temple (They hate poovs aswell)

  200. 200

    Of course, Parliament is supposed to represent the people at large and that includes those with previous criminal records. It would be worrying if those with criminal records as a percentage in parliament greatly exceeded the country as a whole though but as you point out, we don’t know.

    There is also the aspect that the time served atones for the crime and the record is kept from the court at least up to the time of sentencing in any further trial. If applying for a visa, many countries will want to know about criminal records involving a sentence in excess of a year only.

  201. 201
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Suspect it won’t be the tories who most want to hush that one up – labour and libdems will be mega embarrassed by it too,

    twatson may just have shot his party in the foot here!!

  202. 202
    Pakistan, I hope says:

    who is footing the bill for her treatment?

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    Resident of ninety-eight point five percent Wirral says:

    I can think of numerous more serious crimes he could have committed and would probably have walked free from court with a suspended sentence or community service.

    Has it got anything to do with the fact he is white?

  204. 204

    The Germans mostly run around with no clothes on around the eastern side of the Adriatic unless it is exceptionally hot at home, in which case the parks will do.

  205. 205
    JohnS says:

    Indeed. Archaeologists today confirmed the skeletal remains found buried beneath Southwark Crown Court were those of the political career of King Kris (“the Hoo-Hee”), whose last words were reputed to be: “A hearse! A hearse! My career’s for the hearse!”

  206. 206
    stun says:

    Regrettably a load of bollocks. From hoaxorfact:

    The original source of all these messages goes back to an article written by an American Air Force Veteran, Barry Loudermilk, who had sent it to a local newspaper called The Bartow Trader in Georgia. The article, quoted as ‘This is America. Like it or leave it’, talked about the issues of immigrants in America, patriotism and political correctness. Several hybrid variants of this message started circulating since the issue of muslims in Australia, changing and using names of Australian’s officials and prime ministers like Julia Gillard and John Howard.

  207. 207
    ihatepeoplewhostickfingersindykes says:

    Let’s bury him under a windmill or better still a public lavatory

  208. 208
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Thank you for clearing that up.

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    P l e b says:

    Why is it that bankers must be paid obscene amounts of money to ensure that they do their jobs properly.

    Should a bus driver get a bonus every time the bus arrives at its destination? Should bar staff get one every time they pull a pint? Should a lecturer get one every time their students get a degree?

    Other people do their jobs properly because that is what they are contracted and paid to do.

  210. 210
    NO CHANCE says:

    Julia Gillard said this…my fucking arse she did.

  211. 211

    But Sellar & Yeatman said Henry VII was a good thing!

  212. 212
    P l e b says:

    Bankers lost vast amounts of money into various black holes that has never been accounted for, let alone recovered, and were paid huge bonuses to buy expensive houses, mansions, villas, boats, luxury cars, aircraft etc. Why then have these assets and the deposits in their own accounts not been seized from bankers and used to repay government loans to the banks and depositers who lost out?

  213. 213
    McColgans Pie factory says:

    Does Mr Huhne eat pork pies

  214. 214
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Your’e kidding! On that day in August 1485 the unworthy hedge peasant Henry Richmond (later to become Henry VII) went no nearer to the battle than you or I did! He was a rather weakly cowardly man who left others to do the fighting.

    Richard III by comparison was regarded as a lion of the battlefield . He had fought , and won, his first battle at the age of 19.

    Henry VII never dirtied his hands with anything other than counting money – rather like a certain ‘saint’ bliar!

  215. 215
    Cider drinker says:

    Ze EU troll team iz watching this very closely…Ve cannot let de nasty UKIP win…………

  216. 216
    Crispy Blunt says:

    Tory boys oppose gay marriage, but most of them had bum fun at boarding school.

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    “Osborne backs break-up of banks that fail to reform”
    Sure he does. This idiot ought to go back to towel folding, about the only thing he’s fit for, the two faced slimy creep, or Tory as they are better known.

  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    3 years is good.

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    does the right exist?
    hard to vote for right when all the 3 main parties are left.

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    I don’t know, but it is possible that Huhne will be tasting some pork sword in prison. Hopefully.

  221. 221
    johnwardmedway says:

    I just wanted that on the public record, and these days Guido’s is about the most public on-line place in Britain. Job done…

  222. 222
    Die-Huhne ABigButt says:

    Me arse-crack is aaalllll sweattty, ‘cos de West Indian men like dere wimmen wi’ many pheromones.

    I will go to de wall fo’ dat (mainly because de pointing in me consti-chew-ancy is rubbsih ‘n raasclat and I can scratch me ass).

    Babylon had de power ovah de chicken man agin.

  223. 223
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Chris has my full barebacking and support during his difficult hour.

  224. 224
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    THat is, of course, barebacking

  225. 225
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    my full and unconditional barebacking

  226. 226
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    My beard wife Mary Sarah offers hers as well.

  227. 227
    Emma Leven says:

    Good job the flash bastard didn’t become a muzzie.

  228. 228
    Moderated by the Guardian for saying what a bunch of Cunts. says:

    Oh Joy! I never let the hunts grind me down.

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    Dear Guido
    You know it’s rude to gloat too much, so please stop doing so…..after they’ve banged him up and thrown away the key and we’ve finished the last bottle of champers drinking to your very good health ! 8^)

  230. 230
    Curly says:

    Must have been a Cohen somewhere in Jerusalem in those days otherwise the present lot would not be here would they? Wonder if they sold the Crusaders camel burgers?

  231. 231
    Curly says:

    Nah. If it is female you can bet the farm on Elizabeth. Follows a great tradition.

  232. 232
    Curly says:

    Got a lot of egg all over himself too by the look of it. Fibbing is not all it’s ‘cracked’ up to be neither.

  233. 233
    Curly says:

    That really is beyonce a joke! Is Ms Ashton’s contract due to expire any time soon, or are this things timeless?

  234. 234
    U No It Makes Sense says:

    Simple – DON’T PAY THE TELLY TAX. Starve the beast.

  235. 235
    U No It Makes Sense says:

    … for a start anyway…

  236. 236
    Matilda says:

    Caught her interview on the box yesterday. She spoke very well and intelligently (far more so than some of the natives who get themselves in front of the cameras) despite her horrific injuries and subsequent treatment.

    Good luck to the lass.

  237. 237
    Matilda says:

    Hoist by his own windmill…

  238. 238
    Matilda says:

    But is he not also renowned as the founder of the English navy? Hearts of oak and all that?

  239. 239
    Matilda says:

    Didn’t he have a poodle called Rex?

  240. 240
    Matilda says:

    Was he referring to the empty parking space we have been talking about? Hope he has change for the ticket machine!

  241. 241
    Matilda says:

    … actually, a quarter of a groat.

  242. 242
    ex0visa cnut on the front desk says:

    .. and they DO check in every case with police records what you write/say too. So don’t think you will get away with telling a wee fibby to the visa officers.

  243. 243
    Bonjour matelot! says:

    Yes, didn’t he invent the navy? Maybe that action was the very start of all this kweer business we have been reading about!

  244. 244
    john oliver says:

    todays real news is as always hidden between trivia by the discredited and not fit for purpose offwat.
    year on year they nod through massive increases by water companies with their lies aboiut future investment.
    come on! miles of this country recently flooded and at the drop of a hat water shortages after short droughts .
    they are dishonest AND foreign owned . Pensioners and people on fixed incomes are enraged again .
    Watch out, there will soon be mass refusal to pay the increases demanded.
    We are being conned over and over again, are there any polititians with the guts to act. you had better.

  245. 245
    Sunny, oh! Yesterday was Sunny. says:


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    S-huhne-y Huhne-dal says:

    His real name is Snowy Hundal.

    He changed it because he’s a steaming pile of man-made global warming.

  247. 247
    mydevereuxspace says:

    ho ho ho
    none of that acronym shite for me
    obvious really………..don’t believe a word

  248. 248
    Blowing Whistles says:

    With below comments noted – he should serve (properly) at least a year however – he’s one of them – now ex-privy councillors! The wigs have the added suspicion of that they will not be making note of past sentences handed down to others who have done similar.

    Fact is the judiciary are ‘still on trial here’ – who dares give him their usual “slap on the wrist”?

    Despite all the emotionality SINCE 2003 – Pryce and he on “that night or within DAYS entered into a conspiracy to perbert …… end of.

  249. 249
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Above – excuse me.

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