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Vicky Pryce pleads “Not Guilty”.
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
You serious???
bbc page now
Frickin’ Marvellous!
Just Rejoice at that news!
A sad day in the life of a kind and decent man
A decent day in the life of a sad party.
How very illiberal of us. Long may it continue.
Well done Guido for your hounding of the Huhne.
That’s going to please Farage. I can see him moving to Eastleigh pretty quick smart…
Christopher Murray (Arthur/Martha) Paul-Huhne, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence.
You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner.
We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences – you will go to prison for five years!
Without the possibility of probation or sentence shortening.
Yup, it’s on Sky News. Excellent – that has made my day.
Perverting the Course of Justice should get him banged-up for a while. ‘orrible little man thoroughly deserves it.
Fucking get in!
couldn’t happen to a finer hoon
Hang on, so does that mean he was in office longer despite lying and is therefore not entitled to the expenses and any pension he may claim?
yes six months – halved for no previous and a good sort – halved again for doing good things and rehabilitating whilst in an open prison.
yep six weeks at tops.
Just heard he is resigning as an mp. Deep joy
Three years, Spart!
I have always thought Chris kind
And of like and liberal mind
Someone upstanding and clean
Who could ne’er do anything mean.
In short, as close as anyone could be
To someone as terrific as me.
So I would just like to say
This has truly made my day.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
((((Pause for breath))))
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Multilolz
http://tallbloke.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/chris-huhne-feeling-the-heat-fan-my-brow-with-a-wind-turbine/
Well done tallbloke! Oh yes indeedy.
Well, the BBC have just said that he will stand down as an MP!
Hampsire Constabulary have just confirmed that a UKIP bannered car was seen speeding down the M3…
Mr Farage is excited!
Chris who? Hope he shares a cell with someone of his own standing – can we dig up Fred West and fling him in the cell?
OK, Guido top this one now.
And I thought this scumbag was going to wriggle out of it, there’s hope for UK justice after all.
Having thought long and hard, I have decided to give my dear friend Chris a bar of soap for his forthcoming residential visit to Her Maj’s …
Quite ironic timing, best way to bury bad news is on the day when the good news is being unburied…
One richard III comes up… and another goes down
Will we be told what he tried to argue last week? Presumably he lost some technical point, and that was his last chance.
Office = 100,000 quid Shed MP next please.
After all the delaying tactics and protestations the judge should throw the book at him and the CPS should go for costs.
So Huhne wasted all this public time and money until he realised that he could not get away with it then pleaded Guilty to get a more lenient sentence.
What a Hunt
You only get a light sentence if you plead guilty at the first possible moment.The judge will know all about the legal arguments and so should hammer him for wasting court time.We can only hope he does.Huhne is typical of the current ruling class,his attitude that laws only apply to little people,not powerful people like him.He now knows differently.The free press and bloggers got him!
Well that brought a lot of eyes here.
then why the delay?
I have no further comment to make.
time for a UKIP MP to win the by-election
I’m afraid that a constituency that would elect someone like Huhne is a lost cause.
Wonder why it took him so long ?
Alan Douglas
How did they enter the pleas? Separately? Who went first?
So the contempible little shit was guilty all along hey?
Who’da thunk it?
By pleasding guilty now it will mean a reductionin his sentence. I still hope prison awaits.
So he tries it on untill the last day then pleads guilty expecting to receive a reduced sentence? How much has this cost the tax payer/
That is how our criminal justice system works. Plead guilty before the start and your sentence is automatically reduced, even if this is mere minutes before.
Cue hours of wasted lawyer, police, witness & court time and all the related expense.
Tie him to a wind turbine.
preferably a wind turbine which is about to fall over…
No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A wind Turbine that will go round and round for ever more.
Sorry Chris – but by pleading guilty you have undone all our careful work behind the scenes. Still we expect to help with the sentence. Boaz.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Where is Owin Jones when you need him?
I need him to put a spin on this for me.
I am hoping to vist Chris in prison for conjugal rights.
.. I feel like I’ve won the lottery – I am def. out celebrating at lunchtime today ! AWESOME.. fuck him.
Are you NUTS?
Anyone know if an Mp has pleaded/been found guilty of this offence and what time they got?
Aitken!
I think Aitken was convicted for Perjury AND Perverting the Course of Justice. He got 18 months custodial sentence(he served 7 months)
One day they’ll ALL stand trial.
Pryce ‘not guilty’; so the car drove itself? “a miracle on the the M11.”
“Spousal coercion” or something similar, no doubt.
or maybe he forged her details, signature etc on the form????? Wouldn’t that be good?!
that would be a separate offence would it not? Fraud?
Can they share a cell or will she be in another prison?
Politicians should stick to the rules – just like the rest of us have to.
So she’s going to pour a bucket of s**t over him? Sounds entertaining.
Hang him !
Wandsworth nick still has a functioning gallows. It’s only a few miles away, but it might take an hour or so through the London traffic.
Not if one broke the speed limit, it wouldn’t
chuckle
How sad to see such a glittering career end like this
{Takes out onion}
The Huhnatic! You have no idea how pleased I am that this arrogant pillock is looking at a custodial sentence. Don’t be dropping the soap in the shower lad…
He’s hoping the court will ignore all the delaying tactics he employed,and the time-wasting that went on, so that they will take account of him pleading guilty – to save the court time!
That will be taken into consideration, as well as the time it has taken to get to court and he will get off with a derisory suspended sentence, at best.
And then the little sh*t will walk away and claim it was all a storm in a teacup.
Perverting the course of justice can carry a life sentence.
Only for the “common people” …it doesn’t apply to “important” people like HIM
Nah, he’s going to jail. Oh happy day. He should get extra time for blowing billions of taxpayers’ cash on useless windmills.
To the people who did the Clegg autotune thingy: Can you do something on Huhne please.
The sin bin is extremely comfortable for thieving and conniving MP’s like us. Just a short holiday to catch up on your reading, and then a safe party job found for you in the shadows.
The great huhnedini is no more!
I wonder what kind of bisexual he’ll be meeting next.
Made my day!!!
hope he doesnt bend down in the shower to pick up his soap.
well actually i do.
* deafening silence *
Imagine a cabinet minister in all his arrogance lying through his teeth and then trying to get someone else to take the rap.
Oh Good.
Ta-ta Huhne.
The showers in D-Block await your arrival.
It begs the question, how much has all the legal manoeuvering cost us?
I hope he is imprisoned for his deceipt.
What a guy !!!!
Vicky will change her plea once her trial is underway.
12 months in shared cell with ex
That’s a shame. I actually wanted him to suffer the humiliation of a long, drawn-out trial, only to be found guilty at the end of it.
It’s a bit like someone telling you the ending to a great movie, so you know what happens, but don’t get to enjoy a couple of hours of solid entertainment.
Oh well, as long as his political career is f*cked, I don’t suppose it matters…
His political career in the eu will take off once he gets out of prison.
Chris Huhne is a wonderful asset to our party, and will now be my new frontrunner for our party in the EU, to help establish my eventual rise to eminance there.
Now his political “career” is over, can we also end his legacy of rent-seeking wind-totems (they don’t create any electricity).
Chris Huhne must resign from Parliament today unless of course his ex wishes to resign for him.
10.38am on a Monday morning….it’s time to get the Bolly from the fridge
oops, I seem to have dropped the soap Chris, can you pick it up for me?
will he buggery.
Do you really think this dollop of lying thieving shite will go to prison, he has already made a deal with an early guilty plea and will get a fine of £250 and suspended sentence.
So this is the man who said for over a year he would clear his name, and now he’s been forced into a corner by some behind closed doors plea bargaining to plead guilty?
What a fucking c-unt.
When is sentencing?
Is there a single Lib Dem in the country worthy of event the slightest bit of trust?
Or even a single MP? [ But, OK, the LDs are the worst!]
Will he get someone to serve his time for him?
Ha! Ha!
Excellent!
I guess it would be too much to hope that Pryce confirms that she went along with the story due to Hune threatening to use his influence to ruin her career. Oh please do….
Gotcha!
hahahahahahah hahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha
and another one bites the dust………. bye bye Lib Dems……
Richard III,is Richard III…..
The archaeologists were following up a hunch
Inspired. Who would have thought that Richard III was dea?. Or that he had been killed by violent means?
Like, tautological man!
He pleaded guilty to ensure his ex will go down as well. Hopefully she will lose her job and end up as a bag lady sitting next to Huhne under the arches sipping Carlsberg xxx
I hope it’s Tuborg. A far superior Danish lager. tak.
Asked my wife if she’d answer for me
I said, Vicky, can’t you see
I wanna be famous, and run energy
But please, please do something to help me
Vicky you can drive my car
Even though it’s from afar
Vicky, you can drive my car
And Vicky I love you
I told them all that my marriage was good
Pure apple pie and motherhood
You got three points and a fifity quid fine
Your kept your licence and I kept mine
Vicky you can drive my car
Even though it’s from afar
Vicky, you can drive my car
And maybe I love you
Cheat cheat’n cheat cheat yeah
Vicky you can drive my car
Even though it’s from afar
Vicky, you can drive my car
And maybe I love you
Then it was time for me to go my own way
So I said listen Vick I got something to say
I’m leaving you cause I’m a real sh..
But you were my driver and took the hit
Vicky you can drive my car
Even though it’s from afar
Vicky, you can drive my car
And maybe I loved you
Huhne = Chicken
He’s pleaded guilty in the hope the judge will take into consideration his guilty plea. Not withstanding the fact he has used delaying and stalling tactics for many months.
What’s the odds he gets a suspended sentence? Could he still continue as an MP if that’s the case?
Obviously an honourable man would resign immediately whatever the length of sentence but MPs get to keep their jobs if the sentence is less than 12 months.
How many people think Chris is honourable?
It has been long established. An MP may serve their constituents from chooky, although if an MP is absent from Parliament for a year a bye-election may be called, but the incumbent can still stand (from inside). But then they used to also get hanged as well.
“delaying and stalling for many months”- it was around TEN fu**ing years.
He could have paid his fine, accepted his driving ban and saved the country a fortune.
But he’ll have to live with the fact that if he’d been honest in the first place, he’d probably have a big government department by now and be on the first rung of a seat in the Lords.
truth WO said
“But he’ll have to live with the fact that if he’d been honest in the first place, he’d probably have a big government department by now and be on the first rung of a seat in the Lords.”
^^ This x1,000
Good day to bury bad news.
A good day to bury a bad MP more like…
Here in the BBC news room we are really struggling to spin this, we have already changed the headline on the front page to read “speeding points lie” rather than “perverting the course of justice” –
I guess we will just use the normal route of shoving inconvenient stories into the regional news pages as quick as possible.
Helen B has asked us to find some nice positive stories about wind turbines to go on the front page instead – or even better some “Tory cuts” stories
I will hide the Huhne news by talking about the homosexual and lesbian marriage debacle in the Conservative Party, and how it affects me and my BBC fellow presenter lover.
FOUND ONE! Wind farms in Spain generate record amount of power. Replace Huhne story with this EUrGENTLY
Norman Smith has already managed to conjure up a huge war between the Coalition partners in Huhne’s ex-constituency.
Got it! He’s a Limp Dem – they’re in Coalition with the nasty Tories, aren’t they? Therefore, “David Cameron’s former Minister found guilty (therefore call-me Dave is also guilty by association) etc etc; poor judgement in appointing Huhne etc etc, Coalition in disarray, General Election to get our team Labour re-elected, Tory Cutz etc etc,”
And don’t forget “Labour says…..” and “here’s Ed Millitwat on speed dial”
Sorted…..
Subject: Just Desserts
With perversion of justice he was charged
With a car he so wished he’d garaged
His career was so tricky
His doom Vasiliki
His anus will soon be enlarged.
Should be a hell of a by election.
Whether justice will be done is all down to the sentence now. I am not hopeful.
him six months…hers suspended
Custodial Sentence is usual. “Perverting the Course of Justice” is viewed as extremely serious by the Courts.
Oh I don’t know. These days we should attempt to not overcrowd our prisons with people who are more of hypocrites than criminals.
This guidance applies to all our politicians you see.
This news puts the icing on the cake of a wonderful weekend for England.
Hello Chris. I’m Gloria and I’m going to be your cellmate for the next three years.
And I hate f…..g windmills!
Windmills.
Gloria in Excelsis Yeo?
I dunno. I didn’t do Latin at school. I was too busy breaking people’s arms. But that was before I discovered I was transsexual…….and that my emotional needs weren’t being satisfied.
But I still hate f…g windmills and all those associated with them. They drive me mental!
If G4S still use fords it might be a case of sic transit gloria.
Dearly Beloved,
We got the fucker! Hang him! The lying little weasel! The smug little сunt has got his comeuppance! Hallelujah!
In the name of The Father, and of The Son, and of The Holy Spirit.
Amen.
The Reverend Clink is going to get royally pissed.
North Sea Camp is a “bit parky” this time of year
By delaying his guilty plea by at least a year, will he benefit from significantly extra MP’s pension and does he get any form of MP’s ‘golden parachute’.
no doubt he will miss carina’s cock but no doubt he will soon find another in jail
By his own admission he is guilty of attempting to pervert the course of justice.
In the normal course of events, whatever sentence he’s given, there is no way an honourable man could continue to represent his constituents in parliament after that.
What’s the betting Huhne, however, is hoping for a sentence of less than 12 months which would allow him to continue as an MP?
He will be hoping for a knighthood surely? Isn’t that what he deserves now?
Remember back in February:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16866127
In a short statement outside his London flat Mr Huhne said the CPS decision was “deeply regrettable. I am innocent of these charges and I intend to fight this in the courts and I am confident that a jury will agree.”
Lies.
He never was as clever as he thought he was.
After all that has gone before, one can only wonder at what the less than perfect messages that will be sent by the wheeling and dealing merchants now.
Mistakes made. Lessons learned, etc.
Will he be on a BBC-level payoff too?
Cock-ups of epic proportion get 2 x what’s needed.
On this basis breaking the law and taking the system to the limit to try and get away with it… what… a knighthood and enough in the bank to heat a 1,000 eco-levied pensioners’ homes?
Time to re-open he case of Harriet Harridan failing to exchange details at an RTC????????????????
Look as Ive told you before I refute that charge and you know where to find me
Did he ask for any other offences to be taken into account, lying, cheating, thieving, there must be others.
When you have locked him up, don’t forget to throw the key away.
Awkward walking with the ‘Sword of Truth’ stuck firmly up his arse.
Good!!
Can we go and get Gummer now?
http://notalotofpeopleknowthat.wordpress.com/2013/01/25/gummer-the-world-future-councillatest-news/
Well done Guido. That’s one more bastard whose going to get what he deserves.
Do you want him back in cabinet, Nick?
Do you, Nick? Do you, Nick? Do you, Nick? Do you, Nick? Do you, Nick? Do you, Nick? Do you, Nick? Do you, Nick?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
If she gets off the charge of conspiracy, then so must he because in the
meaning of the word, conspiracy must involve more than one person and so the case against him collapses, in spite of his plea, having had no-one to conspire with.
The facker must hang anyway, purely for having a face like that.
Oh Huhne. You could have been leader. Now you’ll be the taker, in prison.
Best get the bi-sexual lover to send you some lube. You never know, you might enjoy it.
He’ll get the driving ban too…
i think he may have difficulty getting insurance. They dont like liars and stuff (If he lies about a traffic offence what else is he lying about on the proposal). So many underwriters will decline or whack a massive bit on his premium. For 6 years.
Is it dec 25th? Or my birthday?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Has made what was a dire day at work so much better.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
How the mighty are fallen, you greasy, dirty, filthy, lying scumbag.
This is worth coming out of retirement for to wish the ex-minister a pleasant and prolonged holiday.
Don’t come back too soon, Mr Huhne!
Get the Vaseline for Huhne, Extra Large jar.
Garden syringe as well, to make sure there is full depth lubrication
Case against Vicky Price, I call the first witness for the prosecution Mr Christopher Huhne !
“Windfarms break energy record in Spain
Past three months saw windfarms produce more electricity than any other source for first time, trade body says”
Cost per kWh?
Adding overall cost for maintenance?
You could generate more electricity with albino hamsters in wheels than any other source given sufficient investment, doesn’t mean it is practical to do so.
Useful page.
http://www.bmreports.com/bsp/bsp_home.htm
Wind totems are actually producing something that’s not a rounding error today.
“trade body says”
all you need to know.
Yabba Dabba Dooooo !
Or Yabba Bubba Do too.
But all along he said he wasn’t guilty? The lying bastard!
Hmmm…..hahahahahahahahahaha.
I suspect the deal done is that he’s going to get a custodial sentence, but for less than 12 months. This allows him to hang on (unless we the public demand he goes) to his seat in Eastleigh – and prevent UKIP from being able to mount a challenge to win the seat.
He needs to be forced to step down from his seat by public anger – otherwise he’s going to wangle his way back into parliament.
He will get 3 years.
With 2 suspended
He’s just said he’s resigning his seat in Eastleigh – fantastic. Come on UKIPPers.
Can’t wait to meet my new cell bitch!
Share in Vaseline are up this morning.
No more Sky, no more TVs in cells, no more XBoxes…it’s sex without vaseline from now on.
Huhne has coldly calculated that by stringing this out, lying about his innocence, that anything might happen to save him over two years; Vicky Pryce gets run over by a bus, becomes ill, etc. If he had pleaded guilty from the off, that chance, no matter how slim, would never have existed. It was a long-odds gamble with no downside. Now time has been called and because he is guilty as sin, he has pleaded it. We can confidently expect Vicky Pryce who has brilliantly gone Not Guilty despite being bound to be found guilty (Marital Coercion simply won’t work for someone as sophisticated and Worldly as her – you really don’t get to be Chief Economist for KMPG if you are a wallflower) to now revel in her opportunity and take Huhne’s filthy pants out of the wash basket and wave his skid marks in the Nations face. Hhahahahhahahhahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! The man is a lying, cynical, sub-human disgrace and his real crime is Windmills, for which he should be hung from one.
How elegantly and reasonably put, sir.
You are a gentleman, unlike the Huhne.
>his real crime is Windmills,
+ googol.
Don’t forget that Huhne also tried to pressurise his son into persuading his ex wife not to give evidence against him – such an honourable man!
Presumably he’s free until the verdict on Vicky?
Mr Justice Sweeney, the judge, asked Huhne to stand up and told him: “I’m going to grant you unconditional bail again. I will deal with your sentence on a date to be notified.
“It is essential that you attend on that date and as Mr Kelsey-Fry has foreshadowed you should have no illusions whatsoever as to the sort of sentence that you are likely to receive. Understood?”
Huhne nodded in reply.
He told Miss Pryce: “I’m going to adjourn for the moment. Your bail will continue within the precincts of the court until further order later today.”
Gotcha!
Looks like a classic bit of News Management going on with Osborne announcing his plans for Banking reform the same day as Huhne pleads guilty. im not sure what story they want buried most though ?
Richard III will be remembered long after Huhne, Gideon and Gay Dave have completely faded into obscurity.
There’s a hole in a Leicester car park in which to bury the remains of Huhne’s career.
Surprise, surprise!
Lying politician finally admits the truth after loudly maintaining his “innocence” for months on end!
He’ll be forced to quit as an MP. Who was the last politician to resign from parliament “on principle” after doing wrong?
Said he is resigning from Parliament as soon as possible.
Presumably the shit did not have the decency to tell his ex. that he was going to change his plea, so that she could do the same.
Typical LibLabCon louse. Send him down for the maximum Your Honour.
http://opensourcetory.com/huhne-admits-perverting-course-of-justice/
Where’s Albert Pierrepoint when you need him?
Still here. Pint of the Best?
Osborne says we must use our anger against the Bankers and channel it into positive change. I agree, once we get the hangings out of the way we can move on.
What a great day.
Huhne resigns!
Come on Nige! Go for it! A glorious opportnity to stuff Gave Dave and Nickelarse.
Gosh! I’ve been censored!
What was that about being either in front of Guido or behind? Dearie me! They’ll have to go looking at Malcolm Redfellow’s Home Service, won’t they?
Really good read, when you click on “helpful suggestions” gets even better.
Typical BBC. They tell the public that he’s a former Cabinet Minister. What they chose to overlook is that he’s a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT former Cabinet Minister.
I suspect that 99.9% of them will already know this detail.
Perverting is the norm for this little twat. I mean his “girlfriend” and he must have a few interesting little “perversions”
Excuse me. I am not a “girlfriend”. I am a bi-sex trannie chatterati meterosexual with full rights in Dave’s paradise.
Apparently he has resigned his seat now.
The c*nt is stepping down as an MP!
Yes Yes Yes. The Libdum fucker’s out.
As long as he’s not recycled…
He needs to be reduced to compost and forked in at 1/2 oz per sq yd
Now will he be deselected as an MP now that the lying bastard is a CRIMINAL ?
Or is he stil a Right Honourable Gentleman ?
No. he will be probably be made a life peer and join the convicted criminals in the upper house.
As a Privy Councillor he retains the “Right Honourable” That is unaffected by his resignation as MP
Membership of the Privy Council is generally for life BUT
“The Sovereign may however remove an individual from the Council. On 8 June 2011 Elliot Morley was expelled following his conviction on charges of false accounting in connection with an expenses scandal Before this, the last individual to be expelled from the Council against his will was Sir Edgar Speyer, 1st Baronet, who was removed on 13 December 1921 for pro-German activities during the First World War. Individuals may choose to resign to avoid expulsion. The last individual to leave the Privy Council voluntarily was Jonathan Aitken, who left on 25 June 1997 following allegations of perjury.”
Allegra Stratton
hopesforecasts that LibDumps will hold Eastleigh.UKIP win
Liebour second
Conners third
Libcnuts fourth.
UKIP win
Liblabcon second
Eastleigh could be the place where native Britons finally give the sh1tty british establishment a long deserved punch in the face. The first of many I hope.
Just a shame that now GF has taken the wrinkly prune shilling, Murdoch will never be in the sights.
Now, if ever there should be a man in court!!
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/pryceless.html
Guaranteed a peerage when he gets out, so that he can join the other three members of the JPP (Jailed Peers Party) currently taking expenses in the House of Lords.
They were Peers BEFORE their conviction. It requires a motion of both Houses to remove a peerage from an invidual unless he/she resigns it of their own volition.It only requires the Honours Committe to advise against the award of a peerage(a criminal conviction would disbar an individual)to the Prime Minister of the day(presumably under Coalition also Deputy Prime Minister) to stop the awrd. The Sovereign can of course refuse to create such as a peer depsite recommendation of her/his Prime Minister. However you will never know as the recommendations or otherwise of the Honours Committee remain secret
and blogging will be light this afternoon too…. as Guido & team are getting rat arsed in the pub.
Excellent news, but if it had been any one else, then he would have been in prison months ago.
MPs are special though, not like us ghastly plebs.
He’s going down. I feel it in my bones.
That lying Liberal scumbag has pocketed plenty of taxpayers money since March 2003. His assets should be seized and auctioned so the taxpayer can be reimbursed. 10 years prison minimum, anything less would be a travesty.
Archer got 4 years.
Slightly different circumstances…Aitken is a better precedent
What a pair of useless hoons.
Four months is the minimum in cases where there is no aggravating ‘persistence’. In this case…? Official sentencing guidelines here
bit.ly/muDp6Z
*dons black wig and practices in front of the mirror*
Christopher Pаul-Huhne. You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and thence to a place of lawful execution, and there you shall be hanged by the neck until you be dead.
And your body shall be taken to an already dug hole in Leicester and buried under a car park.
Makes you want to revise your thoughts on predestination, doesn’t it?
Is there anything we can do to help ensure he gets bummed inside? Are wardens known to take bribes to assign certain cell mates? Are there prisoners who would take money to bugger him in the showers? Should we start a fund?
Don’t really think that’s going to be a problem.He’s going to love it in there. Home from home but the real thing.
How about a large steel poker and a couple of blowlamps get “smuggled in” to do a proper Edward II job on the Libdum bastard?
It’ll be an “open prison” such as North Sea Camp……a mate of mine served a spell there and he reckoned it was just like “public school” with better food and televison
After all the beauties in his life, he will be sorry to have to wake up in a cell next to the uglies for the forseeable.
You never know, his new companion(s) may be better looking.
Edinburgh is a thick as pig shit socialist shithole!
I do hope he is made to pay ALL the costs of the case – particularly as he dragged it out as long as he possibly could, costing us all more money.
Aggravating & Mitigating Factors
Nature and number of offences
Whether premeditated or spontaneous
Degree of persistence
Arrest of innocent person
Innocent person maliciously targeted
Any impact upon prosecution
Relevant Sentencing Guidelines
R v Tunney [2007] 1 Cr. App. R. (S) 91
The sentence appropriate for perverting the course of justice essentially depends on three matters:
1.the seriousness of the substantive offence to which the perverting of the course of justice related;
2.the degree of persistence; and
3.the effect of the attempt to pervert the course of justice on the course of justice itself.
So, aggravating: Premeditated, Persistent, Targetting the Innocent (VP)
Degree of Seriousness: Persisted in maintaining his innocence, Example Set by Cabinet Minister.
May be this Sub-Human lying disgrace is due a very large tub of Vaseline indeed, to tide him over. Happy days.
Exactly. I do not see any sign of a deal here. There is no need for the court to deal. His position was hopeless from the moment the Pryce evidence was passed from The Sunday Times to the CPS.
On the face of it it is a single offence.
However implicit in that offence is a long course of dishonesty and deceit, intercepting the NIP addressed to VP, forging her signature, purloining her driving licence to submit it for endorsement, all of which could have been separately charged, then the 10 long year of lying about it, then spinning it out at huge expense
The fact is, as his plea accepts, before a Jury he had no chance, a proven liar, putting himself before his family, he was bound to be convicted. A London jury wouldn’t take kindly to his smarmy sanctimonious attitude. As the prolonged legal evasiveness shows, his only chance was stopping it getting before a jury.
11:00am
Mr Justice Sweeney tells Huhne it is “essential” he turns up to his sentencing, the date for which has yet to be set.
“You should be under no illusions whatsoever as to the sentence you are likely to receive,” he tells the former energy secretary, the man who twice made bids to become the Liberal Democrat leader.
Huhne is currently in a court preparation room in discussions with his legal team.
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/10204057.Chris_Huhne_court_trial___live/?ref=rss&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
Speaking outside court, Chris Huhne said: “I have pleaded guilty today and I am unable to say more while there is an outstanding trial but having taken responsibility for something that happened ten years ago the only proper course of action for me to do right now is resign from my seat in Eastleigh and in parliament.
”That is all I’m able to say.”
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/10204057.Chris_Huhne_court_trial___live/?ref=rss&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
Good man.
UKIP hasn’t a hope of winning Eastleigh under the present electoral system.
The trouble with so many of Guido’s followers is that they can’t work things out for themselves and so are perpetually disappointed with the political reality.
No but they can send a clear message to Dave that if he doesn’t get his arse in gear and change his mind on this five years till a referendum nonsense then the Tories will be history in 2015 as ironically first past the post will be the reason they get burnt by tories deserting them and voting ukip
Huhne well and truly scalped by Guido’s persistence. Excellent job well done
some time in the past
“Oh Balls – seems I git nicked speeding again. Damned inconvenient obviously”
“Why’s that darling”
“Well, I’ve already got points and lets be honest, it doesn’t look good for a politician, especially as I have ambition”
“I guess not – still can’t do much can we?”….
“….How many points have you got Vicks?”
“What ?.. oh don’t be silly – it’s not worth it..”
“Oh come on darling, really – I mean who will ever know ?…… purleeeease..”
Wonderful!, hope someone shoves a windmill up his arse as part of the green deal.
I was checking out at Tesco yesterday when I noticed the man in front of me put one item on the conveyor belt… a box of condoms. Not only did he notice me staring, but decided to make super uncomfortable eye contact. So, to lighten the mood I put my bottle of ketchup on and said, “Looks like we’ve both bought something to put on our sausages!”
What a Gay
Dayweek.That’s one in the eye for Richard Dawkins………proof positive of the existence of God!
Sauted testicle for dinner!
Couldn’t have happened to I nicer lying. deceitful c**t! Or Lib Dem as they are known in parliament!
Happy days are here again!
No, Chris, the additional proper courses of action are to pay me back the cost of your prosecution, apologise to your ex wife and the entire nation, and then to go and stick your head in one of your fucking useless windmills at 60 RPM.
As a point of order, resigning as MP doesn’t even begin to cut it as a “the only proper course of action”. Clegg (why name yourself after a fly that lives on horseshit? It’s always been a puzzle to me.) must be laughing his equally useless cock off, incidentally.
Tell ‘em you’re too bonkers to go inside for any length of time, Chris, maybe they’ll buy it. Worked like a charm for me. Give it a go– what have you got to lose?
Perhaps, as an appropriate sentence, he should be sliced, salami style, by a wind turbine blade
RESULT!
Rejoice! Rejoice!
The best legal team in the land is no match for a woman scorned.
So it should now be on for UKIP in Eastleigh : Cool.
GE 2010:
Lib Dem: 46.5%
Cons: 9.3%
Labour: 9.6%
UKIP: 3.6%
Now: It will be interesting to see where the LibDem vote ends up, UKIP could be on for beating Labour this time round.
The other plea though must be on basis of marital coercion. Her lies which essentially started all this in the first place, the motivation needs to be examined carefully.
Vicky Pryce, what a twat.
Just wait to see how much shit I’ve got to repay the fucker for setting me up.
Bring on the by-election!
Come on voters of Eastleigh, this is your chance to show the rotten, lying, troughing corrupt LibLabCon what ordinary people really think of their antics!
He was reportedly known as Christopher Paul-Huhne at Oxford, where he gained a first-class degree in politics, philosophy and economics.
And the third degree in court
Well done Guido
Prime time TV comments are coming today are they Dave and Nick?
I still find it difficult to believe Huhne.
Well, that’s one of the fifty seven rotten apples in the barrel gone….fifty six to go
I hear Huhne is very understanding about bisexual people. Which will come in handy in prison as he’ll be joining the orchestra as a pink oboeist.
A good number of the ‘Political classes’ consider it convenient to lie and cheat often quoting the greater good or other such nonsense. Another trick they often pull is ignoring inconvenient public opinions in pursuing their chosen direction. This case confirms the deceitful and lying nature of the whole nest of ‘em.
One tosser down 600 odd (very odd some of them) more to go
May I remind you all of this recent case:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089522/Francis-Bridgeman-millionaire-lawyer-jailed-perverting-course-justice-drink-driving.html
12 months sentence for perverting the course of justice over a motoring offence that would have led to a suspended licence.
Just saying like, there is no point in congratulating pleb gate plod and the CPS (as some have) because the guilty party pleaded Guilty and not even the Police and the CPS could mess this one up.
People only plead guilty when the work’s been properly done and there’s no way to wriggle out, so credit is due to Essex CID & the CPS.
Yer goin’ dahn, you slaaaag!
Lock him away and throw the key down the loo!
As I understand it, marital coercion is a defence available to women in a marriage but not to men. After the Same Sex Marriage bill becomes law, will it apply to both parties to a lesbian marriage but neither of two married gay men?
And as the Same Sex Marriage bill provides that either party to a heterosexual marriage will be able to change sex without dissolving the marriage, does this mean that the only way a straight married man will be able to plead marital coercion as a defence is to have a sex change.
What was that about equality?