Blogging May Be Light This Morning
The entire Guy Newsroom team is in Court 3, Southwark Crown Court. Hopefully we will have won the right to live tweet from Court…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
I shall enter a plea of not guilty,Sir.
Twitter ye not…what?
And I shall be round at your house Guido, burgling it!
Entire, how many?
Entire, as in un-castrated.
Want to avoid the recession – become a Eurocrat!
http://www.thecommentator.com/article/2639/3_000_eu_bureaucrats_earn_124_000_or_more
Why does the government reduce the size of the government, number of ministers, bag carriers, etc and save money.
I hope you are all wearing wonk caps with windmills on top.
Wrong! He’s seen sense at last.
I would just like to be the 7,332,201st person to say that the hoon (shome mishtake shurely) was guilty all along. I told you so …
Are you still unwell?
Chris Huehne’s Penalty Points-
Was He caught Trimming’em and will he pay the Pryce?
Will he have to pay tax on his soon to be spare room?
If its a long sentence you should have plenty of time to understand the energy bill nonsense .
Huhne in the crosshairs?
Sniping via Twitter.
Gotcha.
Today I will be mostly playing I Fought The Law And The Law Won.
“Today I will be mostly playing I Fought The Law And The Law Won”
I like that
TD
Hope the judge has remembered to bring his black hat.
Cap, dear boy. It’s a cap, not a hat.
Cant we bring back crucifixtion for a few months. Nail the bastard to the blades of one of his wind turbines and watch him spin for a while
she betrayed him…she sa8d “you drive as fast as you need to.you are an extreemely important person..ill sort the points out
This is one of the most enjoyable blogs I know.
I look forward to reading about Chris Huhne’s humiliating downfall very soon.
Sooner than you thought…
The entire Guy Newsroom – is that Harry and his budgie? Hoping for the right to tweet?
Just use your Simple Sword of Truth. It worked for me!
Failing that, use your indigenous instrument of ineptitude.
I demand an enquiry
Why can’t Ed Miliband have sex with his wife?
Because he refuses to adopt a position before 2015!
Sniff.
Fingers crossed!
“AND…..THERE….HE…..GOES….!”
My defence, sir, is that I am a politician and, as such, have no real identity. Therefore, one false identity is as true as any other in my case.
It’s even on BBC Radio2 news.
I’m not on Twitter and don’t want to be either -please communicate via the Argos TV channel.
Chris Huhne court trial – live
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/10204057.Chris_Huhne_court_trial___live/?ref=rss&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
Each news organisation is allocated two tickets each to sit in on the trial.
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/10204057.Chris_Huhne_court_trial___live/?ref=rss&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
The Guido Newsroom team is actually a couple then.
Am I about to be polished?
I could do with a good grind, as well.
BREAKING: Chris Huhne pleads guilty to perverting the course of justice.
Damn. I was going to use that. But +100!
A word of advice to Guido. Make sure the court knows who you are. You look far too much like a cross between Bob Neill and a Radio 1 DJ. This could lead to a nasty mix up if there is a Savile type case scheduled.
GUILTY plea from Huhne.
GOTCHA !
I expected nothing else from a Liberal .
pas suprise
THAT LYING FUCKING BASTARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dearly Beloved,
The moment is uphuhne us.
In the name of The Father, and of The Son, and of The Holy Spirit.
Amen.
The Reverend Clink is also in court wearing a funny hat and a false beard…(nods)
“GUILTY”
That guilty plea will do away with a trial then.
Just turn up for sentencing,simple as.
Now he’s got a criminal record,mind !!!
Can he still be an M.P. ?
No, he’ll have to be upgraded to a Lord.
PLEADED GUILTY!
He the the barefaced effrontery to resign from Cabinet and tell anyone who listened that he was innocent .
The delay and wasted costs !
I hope he goes down for a long long time !
He should be forced to pay all costs on investigation
What about that tosser Clegg saying he wanted back in the cabinet. Anyone who looked at the initial charge had to realise they were both guilty.
I have no sympathy for her, she was quite happy to take the points when she was part of a ” political power couple ”
She only got upset when she realised she had been dumped for a bi-sexual
Send them both down
Totally in agreement. What is happening to Constance Briscoe? Can anyone tell me?
GUILTY!
Huhne pleads guilty !!!!!
He’s pleaded guilty!!!!!!!!
BBC are already reportint it – he’s changed his plea to GUILTY!!!
I demand 5 years in jail minimum for the disgusting liar
You are a soft bastard !
This is dynamite .
What else is being covered up in Parliament ?
He has put himself forward for public office and has on his own admission lied to save himself implicating his ex wife .
He has seriously undermined the workings of the coalition Government . Indeed he was one of the main architects of the Coalition agreement .
LIfe imprisonment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t waste your energy. He’ll be back in Cabinet next week.
Chris Huhne pleads guilty to perverting the course of justice.
Huhne pleads guilty to perverting the course of justice. Prepare the gallows.
Likely sentence of 6 months, but what has it cost the tax payer?
Guido was right all along.
Another liar scalped and exposed by the master of British political web logging!
It is mornings like this when I am ashamed to be Welsh.
I not ashamed to be welsh, and I’m proud to be gay.
Will he expect Vicky to do the time for him?
The judge is a wanker.
The BBC are broadcasting live the University of Leicester going on, and, and on about the remains thought to be of Richard the Third. Well is it him or not? This could turn out to be longer than War and Peace.
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Go to Sky News
Can I collect 200 pounds first?
Huhne pleading guilty – will he go to jail like Archer then?
I’ve just seen Huhne leaving court,he doesn’t look so smug and self satisfied now .A decent custodial sentence and we will all be laughing.
A man in his position who swore he was innocent has to do serious time.
A lawmaker turned lawbreaker must be made an example of.
10 years.
death penalty
well lets compromise here.
10 years then hang the bastard !!
There were sharp intakes of breath and cheering from Guido Fawkes in the public gallery as Chris Huhne changed his plea,socks and underwear.
Huhne, huhne, is going doon.
Now I’m definitely confused ! 1) Politicians always lie 2) politicians act in their own selfish best interest, so if he says he’s guilty, he must be innocent, but then he violates rule 2
He was telling porky pies when he protested his innocence? omg………. a Lib Dem is not honest??
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Huhne the lying Hunt is paid from the public purse, therefore it is in the public interest that what he uses this public money for is reported on with utmost transparency! M’lud!
I am sure a proper QC could put that in to legalese and get the reporting lifted!
What a Huhne. Wasted everyone’s time for months and months and then pleads guilty at the end.
The courts said they were going to take a dim view of that kind of nonsense – lets hope they do.
yup
changing plea on the first day of his trial will not go down well
hopefully
He’s pleaded guilty, the lying toad…
I know what I would do with him.
Told you so!
Huhne might as well, while he is at it, plead guilty to the murder of our late majesty Richard III!
Will Nigel Double Garage stand?
It appears Mr Huhne is going down, and not on his (former) lesbian partner.
Hopefully McShane will follow at a future date.
By-election?
Could have all been solved for the sake of £60 and a few points.
Instead an investigation lasting years, and costing tens of thousands. No wonder the country’s bankrupt!
Hang him!
I have instructed the reporters that it was only a trivial speeding thingy.
As an Honorable MP, he should be severely punished by having his expense allowances increased to pay for a chauffeur now that his license will be revoked.
That is all, move along, nothing to see here.
No Richard III live revelations….both BBC & Sky have cut away to Southwark where the remains of an ex-Cabinet Minister has been discovered to give a blow by blow account of his political demise……
All of the bones in Huhne’s body are bent.
The Daily Mail got it right .
Thank God for the Daily Mail .
I like a daily male.
Another by election nightmare for Dave
Only another 649 to go, less a few dozen trustworthy and honest MPs.
Trustworthy and honest MPs, are you having a laugh?
So what was the week of reporting restrictions about?
Cutting a deal?
IF it was about getting him off on a technicality it makes the situation even worse .
Guido out on the lash now?
Chris Huhne, who?
And the joy is that the wife’s trial continues, so it all comes out in the full public gaze.
like (very much)
I will plead not guilty. I protest my innocence, and know that Ed Miliband will stand behind me.
I think this spells the end of Parliamentary democracy.
People just will just not accept this .
If he had held his hands up when charged fair enough .
No doubt there will be some crap mitigation about it being a stupid thing to do over three silly penalty points when a driving ban would never have been the end of the world.
THe bitter irony is that he will still get his pension and money when he resigned from Government .
There will be a by election and it will conveniently be forgotten that the cost will fall upon the poor old taxpayer.
Also, he is a multimillionaire. Where the f–k do MPs get this sort of money?
There once was an MP called Huhne
Pleading innocence before,spoke too soon
His QC said “Oi!”,
” You plead guilty, my boy!”
” ‘Cause even I can’t stand you, Buffoon!”
lying fibdem bassa!
So Huhne can now be called as a witness in his ex wifes trial . Could get interesting.
Heavy Blogs, live tweets. It’ll be ‘onest ‘onourable gentlemen next.