February 4th, 2013

Blogging May Be Light This Morning

The entire Guy Newsroom team is in Court 3, Southwark Crown Court. Hopefully we will have won the right to live tweet from Court…


110 Comments

  1. 1
    Chris Huhne Is Silent Today says:

    I shall enter a plea of not guilty,Sir.

  2. 2
    Stavros says:

    Huhne in the crosshairs?

    Sniping via Twitter.

    Gotcha.

  3. 3
    idle says:

    Hope the judge has remembered to bring his black hat.

    • 42
      Jeffrey Bernard says:

      Cap, dear boy. It’s a cap, not a hat.

    • 101
      lib dem crab lice says:

      Cant we bring back crucifixtion for a few months. Nail the bastard to the blades of one of his wind turbines and watch him spin for a while

  4. 4
    graham smith says:

    she betrayed him…she sa8d “you drive as fast as you need to.you are an extreemely important person..ill sort the points out

  5. 5
    Andrew Efiong says:

    This is one of the most enjoyable blogs I know.

    I look forward to reading about Chris Huhne’s humiliating downfall very soon.

  6. 6
    Sir Wiiliam says:

    The entire Guy Newsroom – is that Harry and his budgie? Hoping for the right to tweet?

  7. 10
    Jonathan Aitken, age 12 & 1/2 says:

    Just use your Simple Sword of Truth. It worked for me!

    Failing that, use your indigenous instrument of ineptitude.

  8. 12
    EdMiliband says:

    I demand an enquiry

  9. 14
    Basil Brash says:

    Why can’t Ed Miliband have sex with his wife?

    Because he refuses to adopt a position before 2015!

  10. 15
    Tom Catesby says:

    Fingers crossed!

  11. 18
    Murray Walker's Car Coat says:

    “AND…..THERE….HE…..GOES….!”

  12. 19
    Sir William says:

    My defence, sir, is that I am a politician and, as such, have no real identity. Therefore, one false identity is as true as any other in my case.

  13. 20
    Centre Parting says:

    It’s even on BBC Radio2 news.
    I’m not on Twitter and don’t want to be either -please communicate via the Argos TV channel.

  14. 21
    From Hoon to Huhne says:

    Chris Huhne court trial – live

  15. 22
    T(Rusty) Sword of Truth says:

    Am I about to be polished?

    I could do with a good grind, as well.

  16. 25
    GOTCHA! says:

    BREAKING: Chris Huhne pleads guilty to perverting the course of justice.

  17. 26
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    A word of advice to Guido. Make sure the court knows who you are. You look far too much like a cross between Bob Neill and a Radio 1 DJ. This could lead to a nasty mix up if there is a Savile type case scheduled.

  18. 27
    Anonymous says:

    GUILTY plea from Huhne.

    GOTCHA !

  19. 27
    Gaddaffi's chauffeur says:

    THAT LYING FUCKING BASTARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. 29

    Dearly Beloved,

    The moment is uphuhne us.

    In the name of The Father, and of The Son, and of The Holy Spirit.

    Amen.

    The Reverend Clink is also in court wearing a funny hat and a false beard…(nods)

  21. 30
    restore the monasteries says:

    “GUILTY”

    • 45
      The Speaker says:

      That guilty plea will do away with a trial then.

      Just turn up for sentencing,simple as.

      Now he’s got a criminal record,mind !!!

      Can he still be an M.P. ?

  22. 31
    Anonymous says:

    PLEADED GUILTY!

    • 39
      Rob Roy says:

      He the the barefaced effrontery to resign from Cabinet and tell anyone who listened that he was innocent .

      The delay and wasted costs !

      I hope he goes down for a long long time !

      • 47
        fella on the underground says:

        He should be forced to pay all costs on investigation

      • 51
        Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

        What about that tosser Clegg saying he wanted back in the cabinet. Anyone who looked at the initial charge had to realise they were both guilty.

        I have no sympathy for her, she was quite happy to take the points when she was part of a ” political power couple ”

        She only got upset when she realised she had been dumped for a bi-sexual

        Send them both down

  23. 33
    Anonymous says:

    GUILTY!

  24. 34
    In front of Guido says:

    Huhne pleads guilty !!!!!

  25. 35
    Anonymous says:

    He’s pleaded guilty!!!!!!!!

  26. 36
    A Passing Cynic says:

    BBC are already reportint it – he’s changed his plea to GUILTY!!!

  27. 37
    dangerous times says:

    I demand 5 years in jail minimum for the disgusting liar

    • 43
      Phil from the Wrekenton Seven Stars says:

      You are a soft bastard !

      This is dynamite .

      What else is being covered up in Parliament ?

      • 72
        Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

        He has put himself forward for public office and has on his own admission lied to save himself implicating his ex wife .

        He has seriously undermined the workings of the coalition Government . Indeed he was one of the main architects of the Coalition agreement .

        LIfe imprisonment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 57
      Vroom......... says:

      Don’t waste your energy. He’ll be back in Cabinet next week.

  28. 38
    Oy Vey,Is he meshugah says:

    Chris Huhne pleads guilty to perverting the course of justice.

  29. 40
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Huhne pleads guilty to perverting the course of justice. Prepare the gallows.

    Likely sentence of 6 months, but what has it cost the tax payer?

  30. 41
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Guido was right all along.

    Another liar scalped and exposed by the master of British political web logging!

  31. 46
    Steve Miliband says:

    Will he expect Vicky to do the time for him?

  32. 49
    Paul Staines says:

    The judge is a wanker.

  33. 50
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    The BBC are broadcasting live the University of Leicester going on, and, and on about the remains thought to be of Richard the Third. Well is it him or not? This could turn out to be longer than War and Peace.
    Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  34. 53
    Fog says:

    Huhne pleading guilty – will he go to jail like Archer then?

  35. 55
    Chriselee says:

    I’ve just seen Huhne leaving court,he doesn’t look so smug and self satisfied now .A decent custodial sentence and we will all be laughing.

  36. 58
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    A man in his position who swore he was innocent has to do serious time.

    A lawmaker turned lawbreaker must be made an example of.

    10 years.

  37. 60
    Court Reporter says:

    There were sharp intakes of breath and cheering from Guido Fawkes in the public gallery as Chris Huhne changed his plea,socks and underwear.

  38. 61
    Scottish poet says:

    Huhne, huhne, is going doon.

  39. 63
    They fear the hare says:

    Now I’m definitely confused ! 1) Politicians always lie 2) politicians act in their own selfish best interest, so if he says he’s guilty, he must be innocent, but then he violates rule 2

  40. 64
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    He was telling porky pies when he protested his innocence? omg………. a Lib Dem is not honest??

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  41. 65
    Another Headshrinker says:

    Huhne the lying Hunt is paid from the public purse, therefore it is in the public interest that what he uses this public money for is reported on with utmost transparency! M’lud!
    I am sure a proper QC could put that in to legalese and get the reporting lifted!

  42. 66
    Another Engineer says:

    What a Huhne. Wasted everyone’s time for months and months and then pleads guilty at the end.

    The courts said they were going to take a dim view of that kind of nonsense – lets hope they do.

  43. 68
    50 Calibre says:

    He’s pleaded guilty, the lying toad…

  44. 69
    Jack Straw says:

    I know what I would do with him.

  45. 70
    Weybridgeman says:

    Told you so!

    Huhne might as well, while he is at it, plead guilty to the murder of our late majesty Richard III!

  46. 71
    Steve Miliband says:

    Will Nigel Double Garage stand?

  47. 73
    All politicians are liars says:

    It appears Mr Huhne is going down, and not on his (former) lesbian partner.
    Hopefully McShane will follow at a future date.

  48. 74
    Toxic Taffy's next-door neighbour says:

    By-election?

  49. 75
    Not surprised says:

    Could have all been solved for the sake of £60 and a few points.

    Instead an investigation lasting years, and costing tens of thousands. No wonder the country’s bankrupt!

    Hang him!

  50. 76
    FibDem Action Rebuke Team says:

    I have instructed the reporters that it was only a trivial speeding thingy.

    As an Honorable MP, he should be severely punished by having his expense allowances increased to pay for a chauffeur now that his license will be revoked.

    That is all, move along, nothing to see here.

  51. 77
    Is it Him or not..BBC Reporters haver on about battle scars says:

    No Richard III live revelations….both BBC & Sky have cut away to Southwark where the remains of an ex-Cabinet Minister has been discovered to give a blow by blow account of his political demise……

  52. 78
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    The Daily Mail got it right .

    Thank God for the Daily Mail .

  53. 79
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    Another by election nightmare for Dave

  54. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Only another 649 to go, less a few dozen trustworthy and honest MPs.

  55. 83
    Toxic Taffy's next-door neighbour says:

    So what was the week of reporting restrictions about?
    Cutting a deal?

    • 94
      The Countess of Wythenshawe says:

      IF it was about getting him off on a technicality it makes the situation even worse .

  56. 84
    Toxic Taffy's next-door neighbour says:

    Guido out on the lash now?

  57. 86
    Nick Clegg says:

    Chris Huhne, who?

  58. 87
    Anonymous says:

    And the joy is that the wife’s trial continues, so it all comes out in the full public gaze.

  59. 89
    Denis MacShane says:

    I will plead not guilty. I protest my innocence, and know that Ed Miliband will stand behind me.

  60. 92
    Rinka Scott says:

    I think this spells the end of Parliamentary democracy.

    People just will just not accept this .

    If he had held his hands up when charged fair enough .

    No doubt there will be some crap mitigation about it being a stupid thing to do over three silly penalty points when a driving ban would never have been the end of the world.

    THe bitter irony is that he will still get his pension and money when he resigned from Government .

    There will be a by election and it will conveniently be forgotten that the cost will fall upon the poor old taxpayer.

  61. 96
    Prophylactic Pete says:

    There once was an MP called Huhne
    Pleading innocence before,spoke too soon
    His QC said “Oi!”,
    ” You plead guilty, my boy!”
    ” ‘Cause even I can’t stand you, Buffoon!”

  62. 98
    Jock says:

    lying fibdem bassa!

  63. 100
    In front of Guido says:

    So Huhne can now be called as a witness in his ex wifes trial . Could get interesting.

  64. 107
    keredybretsa says:

    Heavy Blogs, live tweets. It’ll be ‘onest ‘onourable gentlemen next.


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