January 31st, 2013

Diane Abbott’s £300 Obesity Bill

You cannot help but laugh at this one. KFC-hating fatty food banner Diane Abbott has been paid £300 to give a speech at the National Obesity Forum annual conference. During her speech she said that the government “places too much emphasis on personal responsibility, without acknowledging that many people do not have the social capital or skills to tackle their own obesity”.

The poor are too stupid to look after themselves, eh Diane? Quite why a Shadow Health Minister is charging money to give speeches on, er, health Guido can’t quite work out. Surely she should do it for free…


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    Stuart says:

    Nick Clegg died and was met at the pearly gates by St Peter. St Peter said Clegg could decide where he spent the rest of eternity and took him down in the lift. As the lift doors opened he marvelled at a pristine golf course, buxom leggy women and happy smiling faces. St Peter then showed him heaven, people lying around on clouds reading and cherubs playing the harp.
    Clegg said no offence but he has always wanted to take up golf and proceeded back down in the lift. When the doors opened this time he was in a sewer with a steady stream of smelly effluent spraying everyone. He demanded that the devil explain. The devil smiles and says ” we were campaigning earlier but now we’ve had your vote!!!”

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    Diane Abbotapotamus says:

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    Hugh Janus says:

    She’s just another money-grabbing politician, that’s why. And being a socialist she has finely-honed skills in such activity.

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    Tyler Durden says:

    I’m putting a bid in for her fat after it’s liposuctioned out. Should make wonderful soap

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    The last Quango in Paris says:

    How can you place too much emphasis on personal responsibility? She is personally responsible what she eats!!! What next Glitter giving a lecture on childcare?

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    Tom says:

    Did you say 300 LBS ?

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    old SHEP says:

    No personal responsibility or skills to tackle your own obesity, what are we to do with you Diane, gastric band?.

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    Blue Eyes says:

    What the fuck is social capital?

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    alexei says:

    Trouble is she is obese her self,I would have thought she had the money and intelligence to tackle it!

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    Sandra in Accounts says:

    For pitys sake Diane put the fork down.

    Just because the taxpayer funds your gluttony there is absolutely no need to trough like you do.

    Have you no shame?

    You are consuming way too much – think about re-distributing your weekly intake of food to those on the poverty line instead of pursuing a target weight that of Mr Creosote.

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    Lord Lupin says:

    if her voters are too stupid to look after themselves, surely they’re too stupid to vote. Look at what they voted for!

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    SP4BS says:

    Are you upset because it gives poor people an excuse?

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    WVM says:

    That woman is morbidly obese.

    Lecturing others? Seriously, you could not make it up.

    How about you consider the poor & starving next time you are shovelling taxpayer funded lunches down your gullet Diane?

    And WTF – why is she being paid for speeches? Troughing bastards – the lot of them.

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    Spacker Brown says:

    Into the oven with her.

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    SP4BS says:

    Beer Money, I think.

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    Metric please says:


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    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Yes of course, it is “society” that forces her welfare-queen constituents to scoff doner kebabs and pizza for every meal, drink 2 litres of White lightning a day, have 5 kids with 5 fathers.

    It is not their fault. Something must be done.

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    Marky says:

    If she shaved her head, she could do the Halifax adverts. She looks like she could be Malteaser heads *twin separated at birth. But then again, porky pig here, if she had a twin in the womb with her, she’d have eaten it. Whats to say she didn’t, the fat f*cking pig.
    I’ll stop now before my obesity tourettes gets out of hand.

    *No they don’t look alike just because they are of ethnic origin.

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    Jimmy says:

    Cameron at the World Economic Forum?

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    not her again says:

    She was on Today one day last week, saying food labelling has to be simplified so “ordinary people” can understand 33% is nearly a third.
    Can’t we have mandatory intelligence tests for MPs every year, if they fail, they’re out banned from public life forever?

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    Asda Price says:

    After all the furore of horse meat being found in Tesco burgers, Primark are in the spotlight this week with camel toe being found in all their leggings.

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    hengistmcstone says:

    Diane’s fee is cash for access, just like the Tories only access to Labour is cheaper because they are not in power

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    an imartial observer says:

    “West Indian mums will go to the wall for their children. ”

    But rumours she’s signed to star in ‘BBBW Does Anal’ are an exaggeration. Contract’s still being negotiated.

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    Clapham Commoner says:

    I hate to be ungallant, but she seems to be no stranger to a second-helping herself.

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    Frizzy Mamma says:

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    Plato says:

    Have they forgiven you for being a tw’at?

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    Modest Bottested? says:

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    old SHEP says:

    I don’t believe Abbott is a KFC hater, unless it’s because the buckets don’t come as big as Thames dredger.

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    SP4BS says:

    I really don’t believe you.

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    Anonymous says:

    That’s a Greek Island isn’t it? One of the ones they’re planning on selling, I think.

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    Vote UKIP says:

    Labour are the party of the stupid for the stupid.

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    Marky says:

    Ps, Poor people are fat because they are poor….. So whats your excuse then, you tubby f*ck?!?

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    The Sheikh Of Arabeeee says:

    Fucking fat fucking hypocritical fucking gobshite, thick as fucking pigshit and an ignorant fucking racist sow to boot.

    Will that do?

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    Like Immigration Killed Brixton? says:

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    Stavros says:

    That will be its smaller neighbour Anti Taxos

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    Michael Gove says:

    Am I the only one who finds it desperately ironic that the obese Diane Abbott is Labour’s health spokesperson?

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    a non says:

    Another photo gleaned from National Geographic ?

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    Jack Boot says:

    The Mod Bot has been put on Hi Strengf Steroids for this thread.

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    Vote UKIP says:

    The Labour party advising the banks to increase lending, which means more spending and more debt. Oh too late.

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    Anonymous says:

    Put her in a room with Clare Short. When there’s only one left put it in a submarine and use it to scare the Argies.

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    Diane says:

    £300 FFS is not all that much.

    Just enough for 250 portions of chips.

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    Vote UKIP says:

    I’m going to the toilet. Can someone from the state come and wipe my arse? I can’t be bothered.

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    HMG chasing non payers says:

    “The poor are too stupid to look after themselves, eh Diane?” so Guido what is fatty Pickles’ excuse he must have lined his pockets the same as the rest of them, and there is always your sylph like form Guido. It is the price of decent food, that is the problem and the take away culture, domestic science as it was, is not taught, and mothers couldn’t cook so could not teach their daughters/sons.

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    Serious Point says:

    Obesity is very easy to tackle: Stop eating and drinking rubbish.

    Cut all wheat, and avoid ‘diet’ soft drinks / fast food (Fish ‘n’ Chips / Kebabs are fine though) and get a little more exercise and stop smoking. Simples.

    The point, as ever, missed in this ‘debate’ is that those at the bottom end of the social scale really don’t give a f*ck about their health as they have no real interest in doing anything about it. They are quite capable, but with the likes of Abbot fighting their cause, the slow death of suicide by malnutrition is an understandable life choice.

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    When I was a lad says:

    The National Geographic was full of big tits.

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    HMG chasing non payers says:

    Whale vomit

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    Andrew Neil says:

    She never did my show for free either Guido, even when she was clearly regurgitating the Government line.

    Milked the expenses for all she was worth.

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    Vote UKIP says:

    In Abbo’s case she gets money for excess. Excess weight and excess bollocks.

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    None of the above V2 says:

    Gordon Brown in Beaverbrooks?

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    Point of information says:

    Would she fit ?

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    Suzzzannne Moore & more says:

    I’ll get you for that in tomorro’s Guardian.

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    Lou Costello says:

    “…[M]any people don’t have the social capital or skills to tackle their own obesity…”

    But SHE has those things, and she seems not to be putting them to much use, is she?

    Just remember, when you’re dealing with someone named “Abbott,” you’re probably going to be handed a load of nonsensical BS, and you’ll be expected to fall for it, hook, line and, sinker. And if you do, well, that’s your personal responsibility, nobody else’s.

    Trust me on this one. I have experience.

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    The voice of reason says:


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    Vote UKIP says:

    Gordon Brown allowed out into the community.

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    s.s. says:

    No it will make you black.

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    iane's newest best mate says:

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    The fee, as far as I can work out, is part of an off-white paper she is to present in the HoC , which is a hot air tax, to fund universal rice ‘n peas for “de poor” – £300 is just a working amount. It could be more, it could be even more than more.

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    Labour hypocrite says:

    Usual patronising claptrap. Abbott gets a gold medal.

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    Casual Observer says:

    But does she have good booty ?

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    Billericay Dickie says:

    Definitely the money.

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    Casual Observer says:

    The future of Venezuela is looking like military coup. You should go visit now.

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    Lord Bumwatch says:

    you can buy a lot of veg from a stall for the price of a take away pizza!

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    Anonymous says:

    She’s got a point…..after all she clearly doesn’t have the required skills to lose weight.

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    T. Bunter-Watson (Fat) says:

    Her family should have hidden the chip pan…

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    Wibbler says:

    WTF? She’s one of the fattest people on the planet.

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    old SHEP says:

    You can see her from space.

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    Billericay Dickie says:

    But is there anything that you don’t like about her?

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    No problemo, your Lardship-ess – Madonna’s always on the look out to adopt another afro.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Will somebody please tell Diane that her calorific value is about 500,000.

    She would be much wealthier if she charged by the calorie.

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    Diane Fartbott says:

    I only charge £300 as that will buy me a nice KFC family bucket and a taxi home.

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    Billericay Dickie says:

    But did you fuck her, you old rogue?

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    Diane Fartbott says:

    What skill is required to put the fork down and put on a pair of shoes and put one foot in front of the other for an hour?

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    anon says:

    Probably morbidly so………….Is she saying she is fat because she is stupid?e

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    National Obesity Forum says:

    Clearly you can see that we are taking the pi$$ in order to raise interest ?

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    None of the above V2 says:

    Frankly she is enough to make anyone vomit

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    David B says:

    In the words of Homer Simpson – “It is all societies fault because….” Answers on a post card to

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    Chavez is dying Ye haw! says:

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    Tweets of the recent past says:

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    David Cameron says:

    If there is any sign of a successful military coup, then rest assured we will send our own military across to weedle them out and introduce a Venezuelan Spring over there.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    No, everyone apart from the Bullshit Broadcasting Corporation realises this.

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    lola says:

    I thought that they’d already hit her on the head with it, it might explain a lot..

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    anon says:





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    Diane Fartbott says:

    Here’s one of me in my bikini boys

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    I am a hypocrite and a hippopotamus. There – I said it.

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    Clickbait says:

    Guido must just love it when Fatbott does something like this. He must have made more than £300 in ad impressions in the first 30 minutes of this going up :D

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Is there anything the left think that an individual doesn’t need the fucking state to do on their behalf?

    Bogey picking?
    Arse Wiping?

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    Fart and give ua a Clue says:


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    Diane Abbott's ex says:


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    Man with plank on back says:


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    old SHEP says:

    Diane sports new slimline figure after losing 20 stone.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Pass Presclott’s sick bucket, quick !

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    Julian The Wonderhorse says:

    Don’t be so hasty to condemn, Guido. Maybe she will ban herself as she has admitted she doesn’t have the skills to stop being a big, fat slob

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    BMI says:

    By my calculation if Ms Abbott is less than 5′ 6″ she is obese

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    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    You are wicked Guido old chap!

    The £300 was for the speech – it was to cover Diane Fatbutts lunch expenses, natch – she has a figure to maintain after all.

    P.S. They seem to have omitted the other £300 to cover taxi fares from Hackney to the hall, from the back of the hall to the front of the hall, from the front of the hall to lunch, followed by dinner, followed by a trip back to Hackney – and you know how much trouble it can be for a black person to hail a cab – it would be even worse if Diane were an obnoxious old sow, which, thankfully, she isn’t – at least not that old.

    Toodlepip, off to straighten out Reinaldo!


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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Yes agreed but if you are incapable of cooking it for reasons abovementiond the only option is to eat it raw.

    Agreed spme raw crudites are acceptable to the stomach but it revolts at raw potato , turnip and swede.

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    I thought 300 pounds was her weight.

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    They did .

    And she went out and bought a deep fat fryer.

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    Admiral Ackbar says:

    She’d eat the fooking thing!

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    What about the even larger archipelago .

    Known to all indigenous natives. As. Tax. Evaderos ??

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    As my old granny used to say

    You dig your grave with your knife and fork

    And then she died

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    Over Fat Socialists Inc says:

    GF Would you please stop posting photos of Lenny Henry in a wig every time you refer to Fatty Abbott!

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    Sir William says:

    Cut your hair OR adopt an afro, surely?

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    Now look what you've done Guido says:

    Chris Gibbons ‏@gogibbogo
    Thanks so much to @HackneyAbbott Diane Abbott MP for backing the @London2018info bid to host the 2018 #gaygames! pic.twitter.com/MUmGUj18

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Why are she and Michael portillo forced to sit so near to each other on the politics show orh the daily politics or whatever brillo’s. show was called ??

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    Solve two problems at once says:

    Tighten a cord around the fat cow’s neck. Not only would it stop the flow of subsidised food down her gullet, but also stop verbal garbage spewing out of her over-sized gob. Permanently.

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    Sir William says:

    Domestos – kills all known germans.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Guess who is entering the Long Jump?

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:


    And she was once seriously. Considering leading the Labour. Party .

    Sez. It all.

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    The Dubliners says:

    Here hair it shone like di’monds
    I thought her the queen of the land
    And her gut it fell over her trousers
    Tied up with a black gastric band

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    Casual Observer says:

    You don’t need to calculate, just look at the gross overweight bitch.

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:


    That was. Parade.

    Or. Possibly. Reveille

    Both long deceased now of. Course. .

    Pioneer. Victims of the dead tree. Press.

    Or possibly of freely available online animal. Sex

    Now that’s one thing you did not get in. Readers. Wives ……t

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    Sir William says:

    Absolutely true, in my case. Takes me back to my young days in Kampala, at the Piri Piri Club. Now, that was an education…..

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    Never Again says:

    She has done for b l a c k s what One Term Dave has done for the Conservative party….

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Thinking ?

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    Joseph Kennedy, Grandson and Namesake of the Ambassador and Biggest Shill for Hugo Chavez says:

    When he goes, it will be the passing of an era. The champion of low-cost heating fuel for the people of Massachusetts will be be no more. We will surely never see his like again– truly a prince among men! He ranks right up there with my Uncles Jack and Ted and my father Bobby!

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    Sochialist says:


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    Billericay Dickie says:

    5’6″ around the waists

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    Tax is theft says:

    So she is highlighting her own lack of social capacity or skills and needs a Government to ‘do it for her’?
    Why does she think she’s worth her salary as an MP in that case?

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    Tax is theft says:

    Should be capital not capacity…. now why on earth would I get that word wrong.

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    It's all just wrong says:

    Maybe if she hadn’t claimed so much on taxis and walked a bit more then her speech on obesity would’ve carried more weight ?

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    Hugo says:

    Yes. I’m the almost living proof that you CAN fool all of the people all the time.

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    The Poor Fat and Uneducated says:

    Who the fuck is Diane Abbott?

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    Rosarugosa says:

    He has a degree.
    Evidence of this is as copied from their website:-
    “Download Squeezed Britian”

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    anon says:

    A living testament to her own opinion!

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    “places too much emphasis on personal responsibility, without acknowledging that many people do not have the social capital or skills to tackle their own obesity”.

    what a laugh – dianeab bot paid £300 to talk about herself!!

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    Anagramsolver says:

    Even without the L she’s A Bloated Bint.

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    Dianne Obesebutt says:

    You don’t get a figure like mine by eating fresh air.

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    Clarkson says:

    Something done? Have them all taken outside and shot in front of their families.

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    Eric Priezkalns says:

    Diane Abbott says some people don’t have the “social capital or skills” to decide what food to eat? Presumably these same people have the necessary social capital and skills to decide how to vote in an election…

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    Brangelina says:

    Leave the adoptions to us.

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    VERITAS says:

    Im surprised that anyone is surprised at the hypocrisy of this woman she has exhibted double standards all thru her political life,she is completely overrated and is tolerated in the HOC because / well you work it out.

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    diane abattoir says:

    her home must be furnished with mirrors purchased from a fairground.

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    VERITAS says:

    Why dosnt Jones go and live in Venezuela he wouldnt last 5 minutes what an arsewipw

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    Answers on a postcard please says:

    A simple question.
    Why is this woman so fat, so ugly (to me at least), so hypocritical, and so stupid?

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    VERITAS says:

    Exactly now is the time for qualified voting no income tax paid in the last 5 years no vote unable to speak the lingo no vote etc etc.

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    I’m guessing she’ll buy herself about 100 BigMacs with that.

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    VERITAS says:


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    Fuzz Ackerly-Wack says:

    I revolted over 50 years ago at cooked turnips, parsnips and swedes as I was forced to eat them for school dinners when I was quite young. Likewise so-called “sweetbreads”.

    Now I’ve made myself feel sick.

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    My memory of Chile is women banging empty saucepans outside their houses in the evening to remind President Allende (Marxist-Socialist) that there was no food available in the shops.

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    My memory of Chile is women banging empty saucepans outside their houses in the evening to remind President Allende (Marxist-Socialist) that there was no food available in the shops.

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    The unforgetttable Maddie P says:

    All around her throat she will wear a green gastric band
    All around her throat for a life time and a day
    And if anyone should ask her the reason why she’s wearing it
    It’s all because her boyfriend has turned out to be gay.

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    Abbott is an uber hypocrite

    A front bench Labour politician that denies our youth the Grammar school education she enjoyed while her own son is privately educated and is now getting paid to tell fat people how to live while carrying more than a few extra pounds herself is clearly in denial.

    It is never the fault of any Labour politician, Gordon Brown’s failed PFI contracts have nothing to do with Lewisham A&E.

    Labour are the nasty party – just look at B£iar, Brown, Mandleson all happily boodling into the sunset

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Eh? what’s this doing here? Oh well, the wonders of WordPress, perhaps. Just to follow on then, at that time in Chile, there was no petrol, no car tyres, no consumer goods to speak of. Amazingly, it all changed when Allende was deposed.

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    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Would she really have been worse than dead (from the neck up) red Ed?

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    Anonymong says:

    Spending someone else’s money.

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    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    The abbot in Robin Hood was always portrayed as a touch on the chubby side too. Is there something in the abbot genes?

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    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Same thing will happen in Zimboland when Ebagum pops his clogs.

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    Joe Public says:

    This is an appalling story. Why only £300? Who can live on so little each day? She used to get more than that for sitting on a sofa Thursday saying absolutely nothing of any importance. I blame the recession.

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    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Piri piri in south east Asia means hot chili sauce. But you probably knew that already.

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    Curly says:

    Pop down the office to pick up the giro – and pick up a paper on the way back so I can check the gee gees. Ta everso.

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    Fishy says:

    Presumably there’ll be a question about this on BBC QT tonight, but then again probably not.

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    Curly says:

    But I don’t think she is disabled (well, at least not yet).

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    Fatso says:

    What a hypocritical, patronising fuck up she is. Typical socialist mentality that we need instructions on how to wipe our own arseholes. She is an insult to our intelligence. When is flabby going to jog on?

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    What a ( GREEDY) fraud this women is , she should practice what she preaches . I recall some time back she was ber

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    Rumpleforeskin says:

    3 tier steamer 10 quid at wilkos

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    Fatso says:

    To lose weight means buying and consuming food and drink that have low saturated fats and low sugar levels. It is not rocket science.

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    What a fraud this rotund woman is. This is the same person who not so long ago was decrying those public parents who felt that their children were not getting the best from the government education system, at the same time she was applying to a very expensive private school for places for her own children! when asked on a public platform whether she thought that was a contradiction in beliefs she replied ‘I can choose what education i like for my children , would that we were all in such a privileged position. cant wait for the EU referendum and the £54 million we will save , we can all afford to give our kids the education they all deserve not just the privileged few who spend our hard earned cash looking after themselves and their off spring first!

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    Lol says:

    Malteser head :) LOL

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    rEd Miliband says:

    Yeth but what about all that thugar in Rithe Crithpieth?

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    Lol says:

    I have nothing more to say Andrew except who taped my packed lunch to the ceiling?

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    damned impertinent questions says:

    £300 – or about 20 KFC Giant Bargain Bucket Meals, as we say in Sarth London.

    Why that would keep Dianne going for almost a week.

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    Mary Beard says:

    Ooh, how can you be so horrid about an upright, concerned, female public servant?

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    Eeyore says:

    It isn’t just you…

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    Upshot creek says:

    I know!………Diane phoned me the other day and explained her Doctor stated she was morbidly obese!

    I said “yes Diane…. I know you’ve had a lot on your plate lately”

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    The See food diet. See food eat it! says:

    If I want dietry advice I won’t ask fatso Abbott. She has lost the plot while piling on the pounds. This is a joke? surely?

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    A fat racist hypocrite she is but even a broken clock is right twice a day. Sugary and fatty foods are known to be addictive and willpower is often not enough when most processed foods contain added sugar and fats. oh did I mention that mz Abbot is a fat racist hypocrite?

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    Anonymous says:

    Fat chance of her saying anything sensible or consistent with her own behaviour!

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    Labour Education. says:

    So people are too thick to diet? Well what do you expect if they have been educated under a Labour government for so long? This is an appalling situation. People should be taught to think for themselves and learn the skills of problem solving for themselves. Labour despise the individual who can achieve this. They much prefer the unhealthy co dependent mindset that is symptom of the collective state mentality which infact disempowers individuals and keeps them dependent on the state to answer all their problems. Disgraceful. Time to teach people the skills to think for themselves and problem solve for themselves.

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    keredybretsa says:

    Diane getting into the money trough tastier than Horseburgers.

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    Better education. says:

    How difficult is it to teach a bunch of fatsos to google healthy eating and follow the instructions? Flabby Diane has informed us that Labour education is fit for no one, as it reduces a person’s skills to think for themselves and problem solve. It is simple to solve. Fatso just needs to get off sofa and waddle to a computer or smart phone and google healthy eating for dummies.


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    Well I succumbed to your subliminal charms and googled “Molly Bennett” only to learn that’s she’s a 18 year old porn star. So thanks a fucking bunch for that… she’s female for fucks sake, you know full well my preference is for twinks. Anyway i have a coalition government to advise, so good day to you.

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    Revolutionary thinking says:

    How to think for yourself.


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    lojolondon says:

    Yep, the bucket is smaller than her face, not generous enough!

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    Colonel Saunders says:

    £300 to talk about fat? Diane Slabutt isn’t too ****ing stupid to address the ‘issues’ (why has everything got to be a ****** ‘issue’ with these people?)

  177. 177
    lojolondon says:

    That’s it, Diane, blame the Government. But when the government say that fat people can’t be treated on the NHS unless they lose weight, then cry ‘discrimination’!!

  178. 178
    Colonel Saunders says:

    Her behaviour! She probably thinks it’s your fault, you waaaaaycist,

  179. 179
    Colonel Saunders says:

    ‘We need instructions to find our own arseholes’…. Slabutt has been talking out of hers for years.It’s time Millipede told her to stop breaking wind through her mouth.

  180. 180
    inside- out says:

    If you can’t work out how to cook the veg,STARVE.Look up in a book if you have no books or can’t read,ASK.Do something for yourself the world doesn’t owe you a living.

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    inside- out says:

    In her dreams! not even Labour is that stupid,are they?

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    JH293923492384 says:

    It’s one of those special new things that means absolutely fuck all but it can still be conjured up to support whatever nebulous case any given lefty is trying to make at any given moment in time.

    If you question it, YOU will be looked at as if YOU are stupid. You’ve got to give them credit, the tactic has worked for thirty odd years now. Why stop?

  183. 183
    JH293923492384 says:

    I recall a mates ex doing a maths course in her thirties. She gleefully asked me to guess her mark in a recent test.

    “90%”, I ventured.

    “No! 9 out of 10!” she replied.

    Cracking tits though.

  184. 184
    JH293923492384 says:

    Mainly because they have been promised lots of lovely other people’s money, you stupid fucking tool.

    You’ve got nothing to say about well run countries in South America – Uruguay being a good example – have you, you little runt. Far too much horrible free trade and prosperity for comrade prolapse-gob Owen.

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    pogo pattinson says:

    Here’s a pretty good account of what it is really like living under Chavez: http://tinyurl.com/b3ona4w

  186. 186
    Irony overload - danger - danger says:

    Having that fat moron give a talk on fatness is like having Gordon Brown give a talk on courage or mental health.

  187. 187
    Grrr says:

    Couldn’t they have just taken a tub of lard – written ‘Hippocrite’ on the front and stuck a microphone infront of it?

  188. 188
    Grrr says:

    Fair Trade, eco-bullets made by a community N Korean collective only – please.

  189. 189
    Grrr says:

    Maybe the ‘Whites’ should ‘Divide and rule’ a Black by cutting her up in two.
    Oh no.. wait a minute – two vile hipocritical Socialist idiots – … no .

  190. 190
    Grrr says:

    Bit like N Korea or Soviet Russia.

    The elite go to special schools and the trolls go to State schools.

    Socialism in action – helping the poor to help their rich masters.

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    Anonymous says:

    Gentrification(noun) – The process by which hard working, younger members of the community, requiring accomodation close to their place of work, choose to invest in an area where the price of housing has fallen considerably due to it having been occupied for many years by people only interested in living off welfare payments and dealing in drugs.

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    Clarkson's bookkeeper says:

    Save ammo – put them in a single line

  193. 193
    Mr I M Jollie says:

    Can I have £300-00 to buy some more pies. Eric Pickles had the last order…. lolo

  194. 194
    MacGuffin says:

    What on earth is this ‘social capital’ nonsense? How does one need it to look in a mirror and realise ‘Jesus Christ I am a fat slob who needs to eat less’?

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    yalleriron says:

    Poor old Diane looks as if she’s dined very generously on Dobbin (or Eeyore), so it’s a racing cert. that she knows a lot about galloping fatness.

  196. 196
    Nabadingi Sitoli says:

    But not Russ Abbot. See you Jimmy.

  197. 197
    flashman says:

    Would it be racist to mention pots and kettles….

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