January 30th, 2013

WATCH: Serbian PM’s Full Frontal No Knickers Flash Interview


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    Down the road or up my street.

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    Kebab Time says:

    I thought this was a family blog?

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    Lol says:

    I thought I’d seen all of the c’unts that I would see today at PMQ’s

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    Mike Litorus says:

    I think I saw Vince Cable at the end there…

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    Tony Blair deserves cancer says:

    Thank fuck Margaret Beckett’s never done that.

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    Tax is theft says:

    And now imagine Brillo pulling a stunt like that….

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    Tony Blair deserves cancer says:

    She’s not a journalist. It was a prank for a TV show.

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    robbie says:

    Well I’m sure we’ll all be watching Kirsty Wark very carefully on Newsnight…………………{8 (l) \_/

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    The BBC can jog on. Thickos says:

    Ffs. These ex commies are desperate for publicity.

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    Ivica Dačić Serbian PM
    Here is the real prank (still censored) :-(


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    SaltPetre says:

    Most UK politicians are homos and wouldn’t be interested.

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    C.unts In Wigs Otherwise Known As British Judiciary says:

    As one wig wearer to another, there was definitely a merkin there!

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    Flyinthesky says:

    Is watching it 43 times perverted?

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    Flyinthesky says:

    sorry 44.

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    Flyinthesky says:

    Thanks for that, no sleep tonight, daren’t close my eyes.

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    Loads of Money(for wars) says:

    “You never said William Hague would be interviewing me as well”

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    Brown out and pay me damages. says:

    What a sad fud desperate for publicity.

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    Gonk III says:

    Arsenal, cold blow lane, kippers, Oh No !

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    Serbia started World War I says:

    Utter scum.

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    Anonymous says:

    If only David Cameron could be so pleased when he sees the Hunts opposite

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    D'Jango says:

    If you want nightmares thinks of….. Margaret Hodge, Harriet Harman or Teresa May doing the same thing. Be afraid be very afraid!!!

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    Morgan's Organ says:

    Oh my God Piers Morgan believes this is the answer to cure his flagging ratings!!!!!!!

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    Organ Donor says:

    Piers gives a full frontal every time he looks at the camera. Perhaps if he waxed fully his ratings would go up ?

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    Baroness Ashton says:


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    good point says:

    Our PM saw two Hunts and a set of Balls earlier.

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    Richard Desmond says:

    Guido, I told you to leave the beaver shots to me. You’re fired.

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    steve smith says:


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    old SHEP says:

    Huh, investigative voyeurism redacted.

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    How would Gordon have reacted? We can only surmise, but my guess is that never having seen one before he wouldn’t have flinched.

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    Beeb News Bimbo says:

    To shave, or not to shave. That is the question.

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    old SHEP says:

    0 % increase?.

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    O/T Spain is so screwed says:

    This another death knell toll for the Euro ?


    Spain needs to exit ASAP, and their default is still likely to hurt Germany badly.

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    D'Jango says:

    That’s not a nice name to call a lady!

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    s.s. says:

    Now the P.M. knows why the dandruff was all over the floor !..!..!

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    Anonymous says:

    Teather or Abott ?

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    SP4BS says:

    It aint over till the fat lady puts away her chequebook.

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    Yvette says:

    When they asked if they could see my battered old minge I told them Ed was out of town! Something about a speechwriter came up.

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Jo Brand

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    BoJo says:

    Corrumph! She can interview me anytime!

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Thirsty work

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    Left foot backward says:

    Dame Ashton.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Mummy — why is he smiling?

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    Wanking furiously says:

    Where’s the unobscured version?

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    Snatch Squad says:

    Let’s hope Emily Maitlis doesn’t have a few before opening up on Newsnight.

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    Anonymous says:

    Opening up? Going one better.

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    T'Old Fella says:

    I bet Guido is feeling deprived that he has not been interviewed in such a way, it’s no sex we’re British.

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    Guido Fawkes says:

    Try The Sunday Star.

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    The Bottomleys says:

    Yes 8illy, it’s bums or nothing for us.

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    old SHEP says:

    Well, he didn’t get in a flap about it.

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    EU Watch says:

    Interesting: Belgium government told that Mal! campaign is neo-colonial plot:

    Click the subtitle icon for English subtitles.

    This was back about 22nd Jan: Interesting considering Galloway’s very good question in the house today.

    Laurent Louis MP also has some interesting claims about the Belgian Prime Minister Elio Di Rupo.

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    Barack Obama says:

    “…[A] merkin…”?
    That’s a fine how’d-ya-do to the country that saved your ass twice in the last century!

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    Fuck Nose says:

    Dunno. For you, b†LLY:

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    T'Old Fella says:

    What would you do 8i££y if you were interviewed like this, I know I would have been embarrassed, a bit like a Scotsman in a kilt with no knickers on, it was obviously a set up though

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    What do you mean, he had a cabinet full of them.

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    Ron Manager says:

    Jumpers for goalposts

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    i've grown accustomed to your clunge says:

    Answers my question; what would a glass eye look like in a cuпt?

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    what a total non story piece of shite

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    ffs says:

    You don’t say?

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    O/T Spain is so screwed says:

    Or if she gets voted out: Only about 8 months now to the elections.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Shaving keeps the labial area free from dust and other debris, dear.

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    Porn Expenses Claims are not Ok says:

    Jacqui Smith ?

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    You’re new here, are you not, dear?

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    Owen Jones says:

    I said to a scotsman, “Did you have spots when you were a teenager?”

    He said “Ach nae”

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    A Dog Whistle says:


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    Thumb Screw says:

    -2. Not clever or funny. sorry.

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    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Hmmm. Over to you, George? Is she one of ours?

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    Ariana H's edible hamster says:

    Seems that everyone is ripping off our ideas these days.

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    George says:

    That depends on how you’re defining “ours”, PM.

    *Pretends to punch keys on his 78-vintage Casio 109*

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    what goes up must come down says:

    I don’t know if anybody has told you 8illy, but family’s come from ladies front bottoms.

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    Private Eye +2 Weeks says:

    Exclusive: ‘Serbian PM’s Full Frontal No Knickers Flash Interview’

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    sorting the men from the gayers says:

    Some get over the disappointment, some don’t.

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    The Curator of Porcupines says:

    Hello Elsie! Glad to see you’re still 83¼ after all this time!

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    Anonymous says:

    Or even sally bercow

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    Iain Dale says:

    What do you mean by that ?

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    The Curator of Porcupines says:

    Then what did you say after that? And what was his reply?

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    8illy says:

    should I murder this family that I’ve from my back bottom over the past three years, Guidoi?

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    Tax is theft says:

    Sorry. Brilleaux.

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    sorting the men from the gayers says:

    I don’t know, it just sounded gay.

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    Guido Fawkes says:

    How many, 8illy?

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    Lee Brilleaux says:

    I feel a post coming on.

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    Fishy says:

    What a twat!

    Not this. Weird Ed’s party political broadcast tonight. Uuuuurgh.

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    8illy says:

    Enough to build a little utility room for Mr, Botty? They all dried and solid, Giudo.

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    EU Watch says:

    Cost of European Union according to Prof Tim Congdon’s via UKIP:


    Worth a read: About 10% of GDP is current cost / year.

    (UK GDP is currently about: GBP 1.74 tn : Overall cost of EU membership is about GBP 174 bn / year)

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    Dave, call me Prime Minister if you care says:

    Chillax, among friends here :-)

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Much preferable to a real one.

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    Ugly is as ugly does says:

    Come on Harriet, Yvette, the Eagles, Hazel, Chris B et al, flash us, you adorable babes.

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    Steve Buckel says:

    I, definitely, fancy Iain. *chews gum*

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    No probing interviews there…

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Would have been a Flash Gordon?


    Please yourself.

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    Saw Mr Bean but no Stalin.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Gum-masticating, in the presence of ladies, is rather repulsive, dear.

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    Steve Buckel says:

    My last seven *wives* have said the same, Elsie. I replied, to most of them, that I preferred a well-trimmed beard.

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    Andrew Brillo says:

    Take it from me. Nothing puts a politician off his stride quite like the sight of a coarse wiry haired (unt

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    Tachybaptus says:

    A bit sad, then, that one of the titles in the clip says bez cenzure, which means ‘no censorship’.

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    jibbajabba says:

    my god, imagine any of the BBC feminist hags trying to pull the same stunt?

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    I would have said nothing slips past you but would not wish to create any misunderstandings, given the nature of some here who appear unable to control themselves…

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    If the eye could c what the mind imagines.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    militwit gave us wind turbines during his spell as Environment Minister in the last labour government.

    they have caught fire in high winds, fallen over in high winds and generally not produced much electricity. More importantly, thanks to dearest militwit, they will cost those of us who pay energy bill, over the next 10 years or so, £17billion.

    Lord knows what the idiot would do if he ever got into no10! Let’s hope he never gets the chance.

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    Guido Fawkes says:

    Piss off my blog, you little shit. You’ve destroyed my readership and the toilet smells of stale spunk.
    Collect your refund as you depart, you pointless twerp. Goodbye.

    P.S. Cricket is for gays. Why do think we don’t nobody in ~Oirland~ plays at the fucking game? Get lost.

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    Best pic ever of wind turbine says:

    Best pic ever in my opinion:


    Says it all.

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    julian the wonderhorse says:

    The Eagle Brothers would have been down there like ferrets down a rabbit hole

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    More like a serving scoop than a journalistic one.

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    old SHEP says:

    It’s the mantra nell, the fact that they are virtually useless at generating any significant power doesn’t matter, we are going to have to freeze because of sky rocketing electricity costs that we can’t afford because of these vanity projects so that some prick can stand up and say look how environmentally friendly I am , what a good boy am I.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Yes that is good.

    The wind turbines around me have been static for weeks. Loads of snow & no wind for 3 weeks.Now loads of rain & gales.Constant wind speed of 40mph gusting to 85mph.

    I’d be asking for my money back if I had one. Oh,wait a minute I’d get paid shed loads of dosh even if they produced nil,zitch,nada.

    This must be one of the best thefts from the public purse ever.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    +100 militwit’s energy policy up in smoke!!

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    We are not however north k o r e a n s programmed to suffer in silence as we freeze to death – militwit may expect us to lay our disgust at his utter incompetence directly at his front door.

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    old SHEP says:

    Been embalmed.

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    Also says:

    C’unts that like Fag’s to get wed…..

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    JabbaTheCat says:

    Widdecome with her horseshoe? Now that is seriously coarse…

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    Biggest pi$$ take involving wind turbine says:

    Switched off near Wakefield jail as disturbing prisoners:


    WTF ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Not that different to Susannah Reid’s investigative skills in some opinion

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    JabbaTheCat says:

    And the slice of the EUSSR pie that is Farage and EUKIP’s expenses?

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    Diane Farbutt says:

    I’m on This Week tomorrow night, so I’m gonna flash my kebab at Andrew Neil

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    EU Watch says:

    Back in 2009 was about GBP 2m :


    Which is declared, fine and all above board.

    Not sure I get your point.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    She was showing him her David Cameron.

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Zimbabwe’s bank balance stands at $217 http://aje.me/TWZnaU

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    Close, but no cigar says:

    It was Whitemoor nick:

    Prison inmates forced the shut-down of a £1million wind turbine because it casts a shadow over their library. Lags at top-security Whitemoor jail in Cambridgeshire, which holds killer Kenneth Noye, whinged about the flickering shade when the sun is low in the mornings. Longhill Energy switched off the electricity turbine, which supplies 4,000 homes, for fear prisoners will riot. Boss Martin Alder said, “We don’t want to upset prisoners.” No, that would never do.

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    Operation Fernbridge says:

    More like her Jeremy Hunt.

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    old SHEP says:

    They say the reason they are that colour is because the force of gravity is so great even light cannot escape from them.

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    tits or gtfo says:

    right this second a legion of spotty /b/tards will undboutbly be hunting for every available picture and video of the model.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    At 10:30 tonight – ‘Dispatches’ CH4 – is covering a hot topic – of religious men who appear to be shielding their own from charges of child abuse.

    The issue crosses over both Sharia and Beth D..in [why can’t I write about it the din with the moody ones getting all huffy] boys running their own courts -WITHIN OUR JURISDICTION.

    I have been reading up on this subject in the JC for weeks – why the silence until now by the MSM?

    I want English Law – and none of this ghettoisation within this land.

    Matthew Norman – tore into the An-Semi subject matter in todays Indy – he also tore into Melanoma flip-lips & Murdoch – both of them disgusting and vile twisters of the truth and actualite.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    well this is what happens when you put folks like holl ande, militwit or mug abe in power . although to be fair mu gabe leached most of the money out of his country into private bank accounts elsewhere .

    we all know what hollande and militwit/labour did with the £billions they leached from us……

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    Pussey Worshipper says.... says:

    ahhhhh yes the young jack & danny quick flash……..more effective after its been

    fully washed & then sprayed with a light fraquent erotic perfume……

    pity this does happened more often with our news broadcasts…….that would

    get them much higher viewing figures………

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC there will hopefully be a probing Dispatches report on CH4 tonight at 10:30. Rabbi’s and child abuse – being conceald and kept within the rabbinical confines / plus of the JC which I mentioned a week or so ago – of a rabbi in North London who has been accused of molesting several women – yet ‘still no ploice investigation’ – I don’t think it is funny that the MSM dare not mention the subject matters – but why don’t they – are they suborned and craven to some? see my below comment.

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    Saffron says:

    After seeing the dross on the supposedly news today,where would one start.
    PMQ’s what a load of numpties from all parties,who frankly can’t put an intelligent question together,the questions ranged from the inane to the insane.
    Are this current crop of no marks of all the parties worth their salt in promoting the wishes of the electorate,no they are not,barring a few I would say we the people are being badly served by this bunch of troughers in it only for the shekels.
    B-Liar recieves an award from Polish Business for opening the floodgates to people not of this country to invade us.
    Meanwhile our priority is feckin gay marriage,frankly you could’nt make it up.
    Another one is high speed rail of the political type,for christs feckin sake give us a break we are talking here of 2033.
    Child care another bannana skin,dreamt up by these so called politicians,let me put things in perspective here.
    We pay £40 million pounds into the eussr each day,we also pay in to the international aid fund £19.1 billion pounds for mainly african despots.
    My question is this and it is should any british government be selling it’s people down the river in this way.

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    Jimbo says:

    I almost got a glimpse of either Cameron or Miliband or was it Calamity Clegg ?

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    VERITAS says:

    I bet the Kaffirs wish IAIN SMITH was back

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    Lol says:

    Nice one :)

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    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    I fear that Kay Burley may take heed – in which case we may have the first televised case of a PM projectile vomiting.

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    VERITAS says:

    Shit happens blame the voters,its time we looked into qualified voting system/No tax paid in the last 5 years no vote.if you cant speak the language no vote,etc etc the lives of hard working taxpayers are being f….d by cnuts who couldnt care less,if we dont change the system the games over.

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    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    I would love to hear you say that to Boyd Rankin and then face his bowling. A 6ft 6in Irishman who can bowl at 90+ mph.

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    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    Theresa May (or may not….)

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    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    He displays pubic hair every time he appears – albeit the pubic hair of a Yak, and at the wrong end.

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    My view is that English Law should obtain in England and Wales. Scottish Law should obtain in Scotland. No other Law should apply in Great Britain.

    I may not always be very adept in interpreting what you are saying but am fairly sure you agree with this succinct summation.

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    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    Still prefer the Spitting Image sketch re the Thatcher cabinet (‘what about the vegetables ma’am?’ Oh, they’ll have the same.’).

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Watch CH 4 at 10:30. Wake up to how so many people darent speak out against their dirty games of self-protection.

    Polanski is a criminal and a child abuser who has been ‘protected’ by his own [Never mind the David Ward spat] for decades – if he’s not guilty then why has he not voluntarily gone back to the US?

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    Server Maintenance

    Your server is going through a few minutes of routine maintenance. Please don’t touch your browser for a few minutes.

    Just like last night except it has happened twice tonight.

    Keep away Toxic Taffy.

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    A fair and reasonable suggestion says:

    Perhaps a fair solution would be to weight votes according to how much tax one contributes to the nation. The votes of a high-rate taxpayer in the private sector would count more than the vote of a Labour-voting chav (or public sector) parasite, for example. Tax-dodging scum – and I’m thinking of Bob Geldof here – would find their votes counting for diddly-squat, too.

    It would be very easy to do, a computer could calculate it in milliseconds.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    A serious question which I asked here once before, but no one knew the answer then: Who were Jack and Danny? Do you know?

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    Time to play Solitaire?

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    Eric Hunt says:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Apart from your use of the word ‘obtain’ – is that some ‘olde English’ word and can you define it in less than 300 simple Modern English words?

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    Cranky old git says:

    Parental guidance:
    “To avoid doing a Sharon Stone
    (As this social faux pas is sometimes known)
    It doesn’t matter whether
    You keep your legs crossed or knees close together.”

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    One doesn’t really need to wonder as to who the string-pullers are behind Toxic Taffy – when there are as many guilty Labour politicians as there are Tory & Lib Dems of CHILD ABUSE.

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    Left foot backward says:

    Also known as a woman’s ‘Mickey’.

    You might just as well ask who was Micky!

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    Here is a game you can play by yourself…

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    Huhne-watch says:

    That is one Huhne that I would not like to see behind bars

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    spotty \b\tard says:

    her name is katarina vucetic and there’s no grot other than a couple of beach orientated nip slips.

    happy fapping

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    If you take into account that my poor offerings were conditioned by reading the works of Bertrand Russell, Arthur Conan Doyle, Walter Scott and similar such writers of English at its most sublime, when I was young, then you might understand, even if you do not approve.

    You will find the Oxford English Dictionary definition here:


    Extraordinarily, it is still recognised by a few as the ultimate authority.

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    Aha! I won! But I can’t help thinking that by using your CTRL-Shift-Alt trick, I was maybe slightly in some way cheating a bit.

    Games played: 14.
    Games won: 1
    Win percentage: 7%.


    (3 tries to post this comment, FFS!)

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – We obviously have a pitiful sad troll trying to distract in between – what a plonker.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Indy – link (Not wanting to plagerise as others do) Rabbi / filmed / don’t go to the police …


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Did I forget to mention Judges, lawyers, coppers and hacks – in general those that the Public would “last and least suspect” as they go about their business proclaiming themselves to be whiter than white, cleaner than clean. [You know the kinda straight talking forked-tongue one that I may or may not be alluding to]

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    Anonymous says:

    Ian and Iain – eat your heart out!!!!!!

    This is what political blogging is all about…

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    Not quite so. Using Google images you will find just one pussy picture (NSFW – but you are not there now are you?):


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    Matt Rix says:

    Are you the same cat as at 8:54pm ?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I threw a glass darkly at Fatbutt. Was it a hit or a miss ?

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    As our Learned Friend, Legal Eagle, sagely pointed out the other night, it is the distinction between malum in se and malum prohibitum!

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Talking of twats, any news on Huhne?

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    That rather depends upon interpretation.

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    He had a shit earlier today.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    @BW: Thank you for the tip will watch that tonight.

    The Arbitration Act 1996 is big problem here, essentially allowing fishy courts to come into existence where they shouldn’t. The legislation was never intended to cover criminal.

    Lady Cox raised issue of Shar!a last year:


    Not sure where that has gone.

    If dig further will probably find some b/s in the ECHR stuff which has crept onto UK statutes which will likely make it a crime against humanity to insist upon the law of the land to be paramount rather than law of some crack pot religions who do not understand the crown let alone God.

    The recent case involving the Socialist Worker is a prime example of this subversion of the official law.

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    Alan Rusbridger, pianist says:

    Today I have been paying A Cameron in Algiers by Rossini.

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    Jaded Jean says:

    Just read the powerful matthew Norman piece…thank you for highlighting.

    Slowly but surely their behaviour is being exposed and understood. It’s is all about behaviours. At root, we are all animals goverened by our behaviours. Animals/people behave the way they do because of the way they are.

    Google Jaded Jean, tabblenabble01/02, statist and brown-dog on the bbc websites to understand the epidemiology behind it. Whoever they are/were…he/she is a genius. I do not state this lightly.

    Eugenics is the study of…? look up the work of Galton et al.

    I promise you, you will be amazed….it’s all in the genes.

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    “It is a general UK internet problem all week”

    But.. this server isn’t in the UK. I make it Virginia, USA. Whatever’s causing server maintenance in VA, isn’t being caused by Sky in the UK.

    traceroute to www.order-order.com (, 30 hops max, 40 byte packets
    1 gw1-av700.4web.net ( 0.402 ms 0.432 ms 0.493 ms
    -stuff deleted for brevity-

    17 be-27-pe06.ashburn.va.ibone.comcast.net ( 77.423 ms 77.392 ms 81.096 ms
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    (Seven attempts to post this comment, FFS!)

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Did you open the box?


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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    She’s not that bad….

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    Universal Hiss says:

    All is fine in Scotchland thanks to our glorious leader.

    Free in 93 or something.

    Free everything for everybody.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Lucky man that Huhne.

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    A bit of a strain, some grunts and a foul smell.

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    Iain Dale says:

    Freddie Mac

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    What is the matter with these high profile women at the moment where they have to show Everything even in Lon don!?!

    What happened to class, style and elegance?

    I’ll leave aside the sad lack of professionalism (as in journalism) . This is ser bia after all.

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    I think there should be a third category, Malum Cheatingus – no, it wasn’t an abhorrent crime, yes, it was wrong, but also..it was cheating. A bit of a waste of time, really.

    I still think Microsoft have done something with Solitaire. Wins used to be far more frequent. Maybe it’s they who’ve done the Malum prohibitum thingy. Bill Gates’s toenails should be removed, one by one, until he spills the beans.

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    Magician’s secret :-o

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Of course I blame it all on that jackie smith female who exposed far too much of herself in the HoC when she was attempting to be the Home Secretary.

    Thank the Lord she’s gone!

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    Martin Jarvis says:

    Damn, you don’t get that with Jo Coburn, do you?

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    Francis Galton (Darwins hidden cousin) says:

    It certainly is:


    And actually presents an interesting information security problem if dna sequences are to be transmitted across the net.

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    Victimless non-crime?

    My sensibilities are clearly not as refined. :-D

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    Francis Galton (Darwins hidden cousin) says:

    Oh, and everyone should read my Times article: Africa for the Ch!nese



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    I do not recall her exposing her intelligence, nell.

    Maybe I looked on the wrong day…

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    I think that’s an unfair comparison. Jo Coburn is a quality journalist.

    This ser bian woman is more like the incompetent argen tinian president chris tina ferna ndez who seek to use diversionary tactics to cover their professional failings.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    jac kie smith never exposed any intelligence ever. That’s because she didn’t have any.

    She used her boobs to divert attention from her lack of intelligence.

    There are 2 sorts of women (at least from a woman’s point of view) – those who can be elegant, discreet, intelligent and professional and those who are crass and seek attention through crudity.

    There is a third sort of womanhood , far more valuable than either of those two and it is called caring motherhood – but most of us would struggle to achieve it’s high plateau.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Marry me?

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    I’m with you here. Women want equality – the destruction of the ‘glass ceiling – and yet they arrive at work with their faces covered in clown paint, dressed-up like a Pantomime Dame, with floral motifs all over their blouses, whining, “Why don’t you take me seriously?”

    And then you find them, 20 minutes’ later – crying quietly in the kitchen because their boyfriend doesn’t understand them and the painters are in and .. blah blah blah.

    I’m seriously thinking of moving to Riyadh.

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    One should always be wary of categories as some fit partly into each box.

    I always remember an accountant speaking about his trade in an excellent after dinner speech:

    There are three types of accountant: Those who can add up and those who can’t.

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    That’s not a pleasant thought to take with me to bed.. “Jacquie Smith used her boobs to divert attention..”

    This Jacquie Smith, sex-goddess extraordinaire..?


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    You must have met the-wrong-type-of-woman. :-)

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    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    Pointless. He will be far too busy admiring his reflection in the camera lens.

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    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    I had no idea the Conservative Party hierarchy were religious men. And I thought their idea of protecting their own from these sort of charges involved transfer to Brussels.

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    God above, they’ll be moaning that the sea breeze is spoiling their hair, they can’t possibly apply mascara whilst the boat’s this ‘rocky’, they’ve got to stop in Marseilles for some ‘divine’ handbag and, of course, they’ll need their own bathroom. With smelly candles and dried rose-petals and shit.

    Riyadh, mate. That’s the place to be.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I’ll sort of agree with that Nell but I can do all three & have done.

    Not at the same time though!

    If men are stupid enough to be manipulated by a pair of legs or tits…..

    It was ever thus.

    However do not manipulate sexuality & then scream sexist.Too much like playing the racist card.

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    Margaret Beckett knocks on your door, with her friend Baroness Ashton..

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    When the Eagle sisters knock on your door you will soon be having wistful thoughts about having turned away Margaret Beckett and Cathy Ashton. I tell you!

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    Is there such a thing as the right type of woman?

    I’ve certainly met the wrong type – which is most of them, really. When dealing with woman, I’ve found the three biggest “run” signals to be aware of are “how much do you earn?” and “what star-sign are you?”

    And “Why don’t you take me seriously?” when she’s standing there, in the office, in front of you, wearing a pink floral dress and half a ton of makeup.

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    There is also a page 1 here!

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    nsfw says:

    well spotted bro

    found another of her with a dog


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    Universal Hiss says:

    I did have to laugh at that.

    That is as far away from me that is possible to be.

    Are you sure you have met any intelligent wimmin?

    You won’t mind me saying the man at the helm will steer the boat onto the rocks as he was too busy wanking off in his mind about the typical female you described.

    All hands lost.

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    maitre d' says:

    … only customers in Doncaster, North Wales and Bristol have had problems. ….. except, of course, for all those other Sky customers elsewhere who’ve been having similar problems for ages.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Most important questions to ask a man before you consider whether he ‘s worth asking to marry you:

    are you any good at washing up?

    can you make a bed?

    do you know how to iron ?

    can you hoover?

    do you want children and can you change a nappy?

    and how do you feel about getting up in the night to feed the little dear when he’s yelling his head off?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Oh dear. You have just tossed into the bin half the population.

    Perhaps there’s a right sort of man for you,possibly not in Riyadh.

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    Stan Cauliflower says:

    There are legs galore, but no exposed bosoms on Breakfast.
    Nevertheless: (1) Louse Minchin, – just- from – (2) Carol Kirkwood, followed by (3) Susanna Reid, (4) Sally, (those legs!) Nugent, (5)Stephanie McGovern – good legs and looks up for it).
    It’s a wake up call.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    “Stop in Marseilles for a divine handbag” ?

    Have you been there lately? I was there last summer – foul dirty place – wouldn’t go back!!

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    I used to live not far from Marseilles many years ago, and I took a potential girlfriend out to dinner there, at a seafood restaurant, and the gol/d-digging cow went and ordered some lobster dish that was the most expensive thing on the menu. Fortunately for me, the waiter came back and apologised that they didn’t have any lobster, so the cow sulked for the rest of the evening.

    Wasn’t that fortunate, really, as I didn’t get dessert.

    (5 attempts to get this post past the m odd b’ot, FFS!)

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    Ambrose Fleming says:

    I can soon rectify that.

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    It is a long transition from a victimless non-crime to malum prohibitum…

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Oh I forgo! You must also ask the potential man in your life ‘ can you cook?’

    If answer is no – look for someone else!

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    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    Rhayader sounds nice. Does it have many cottages? ;-)

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    My grandfather came from a long line of blacksmiths back in the 1930’s . He said with the advent of the car – ‘it won’t last! horses are the transport of the future’!

    He was wrong! I came along decades later and decided I didn’t need to know how to feed horses which in any case are scary four legged things bigger than me!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    We seem to have turned this political blog into a strange FeMail thingie.

    Funny nevertheless.

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    Can it get any worse?

    Well, yes actually:


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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Interesting though that horse meat is now turning up in beefburgers. Bit like camel meat which we found when we went to Tunisia 2/3 times. Quite edible.

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    Balkan Pimp says:

    She’s just a working girl.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    I blame Ed Miliband, he’s always got a load of cuuntz on display on the front bench.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    JC just has tout up with all the cuuntz that come on the show instead

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    Guido Fawkes Political Blog of Westminster Intrigue cum Dating site cum mumsnet subsitute says:

    WTF ?

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    Legal Eagle says:

    To convert a purely procedural offence into one of evil requires only a bit of duress over breakfast.

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    My breakfast, whilst modest in content, is the equivalent of High Mass.

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    Change the moniker and reboot the router.

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    @ Mr Murdеrеr

    Thе wоmеn whо hаvе іntеrеstеd mе:

    1. Nеvеr wеаr mаkеup thаt іs vіsіblе аs suсh. Aftеr swіmmіng оr а bаth оr оthеr асtіvіty іnvоlvіng muсh dаmpnеss thеy stіll lооk gооd.

    2. Wеаr lіttlе jеwеllеry (оr аnythіng аt аll prеfеrаbly.)

    3. Hаvе а gооd sеnsе оf humоur аnd саn сrасk оrіgіnаl funnіеs.

    4. Cаn еngаgе оn а mеntаl lеvеl thаt іs сhаllеngіng.

    5. Dо nоt hаvе tо еngаgе іn shоppіng thеrаpy аs thеy аlrеаdy hаvе suffісіеnt sеlf-еstееm.

    In suсh сіrсumstаnсеs thеy аrе wеll pоsіtіоnеd tо prоduсе сhіldrеn yоu саn bе prоud оf.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Watched the dispatches.

    Guess the message is about minority communities not turning to state for help.

    Must say that except for not turning over the accused to the police, or at the very least ensuring that they are placed in a position where they have no contact with kids, everything said about doubts over how the state apparatus would handle I fully agree with.

    Any ideas how the muzzie community handle this ? Or for that matter the Ch!nese ?

    Well: You will not hear much from victims from within their communities, and parts of those accused only turn up every now and then.

    Until family courts are opened again, ie. not by default in camera, and something is done about social services and child protection teams – ie. that they are reliably not conduits for feeding children into brothels and trafficking rings, then it is best not to involve.

    Savile, Baby P and Rotherham UKIP issue are what finally convinced me that these tax funded low lives are more a hazard to society than a benefit.

    The Rabb!’s though should now make sure that they sort their house out. They are actually best placed to determine if wrongdoing has occurred, and it is not clear why they simply do not cast out those they determine guilty from the community and hand the file over to the police for prosecution.

    It was never properly asked why they gave the advice that they do.

    Was made more angry in the presentation with the anti-male bias and the insistence that the state knows best to be perfectly honest. Post Savile those arguments hold zero credibility in the UK.

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    @ ACM

    I stayed in Rhayader as a child, in a cottage, without serious after effects (if you can rule out posting on o-o).

    Then I stayed there again a few years ago on a return visit to the UK.

    I leave you to form any judgment…

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    █████ Watch says:

    When someone tells you to go f*** yourself, that doesn’t mean find someone that looks like you in drag and actually do it.

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    + 1 *10 to the power of Graham’s Number.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    How – NOT ODD – that the likes of SC and others go off on ‘other topics’ – other than what is of true interest to the real public. I’d swear that SC and some of his friends are totally politically blinkered – by what is facing them before their very eyes – across the internet …

    The issue of Child abuse – by so many in the political spectrum IS NOT GOING TO GO AWAY. It is going to be dealt with and those who are guilty are going to pay the price for their acts and those who conspire to conceal the matters are equally guilty of having committed the same acts. It’s in The book of (Oh I can’t mention that book in full withpout being Mo….ded]

    Archb.old. Crimina.l plead.ing eviden.ce. and practi.ce.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    What a sad bunch of irrelevant ‘distract merchants’ the above bunch of posters are?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hey there WDY

    Wot you got to say about Bridgend and that nutty psychiatrickster who hails from Caswell clinic who gave an opinion in the D Express some years ago about the suicides … his opinion being of that he didn’t have a clue about why so many kids were topping themselves?

    The Nutty one in question was Dr Tegwyn Williams [google S Express / The Dr] – who appears to be a put up job by the NHS legal liability evaders.

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    Legal Eagle says:

    Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You might just dissapper into the ether within 24 hours. Who has a political bent abouot keeping you going – umm – let’s see now?

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    Legal Eagle says:

    Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo.

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    Negative Equity says:

    And what is the USA’s?

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    Ego autem non contradico tentationem.
    Malum depulsum sit

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    Child abuse is wrong but I cannot watch here the programmes that you do.

    If you are that troubled with the problem, to the exclusion of every other subject, then why are you coming here?

    I have brought up children without them being abused. That is a fundamental part of being a parent.

    To want to talk about other things is not wrong as you suggest. It is normal. But you seem obsessed to the point of signalling concern about yourself.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    One reason they don’t hand over the names is because the current ones ‘know who and what their predecessors did and thus hold the old to ransome for their being ‘allowed’ to do a ‘GET’ and ‘get off – keeping it all … in house is what they are desperate to do.


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    Tachybaptus says:

    You don’t need a political bent to keep Toxic Taffy going. I have been writing to Guido encouraging him to do something about the vomiting toad, and received this deeply discouraging reply:

    FYI 50 people care deeply about the comments, two-thirds of readers don’t read ‘em.

    If I wanted to block this guy I could.

    Раul Stаіnes

    Well, I have probably pissed Guido off by writing four emails to him, but his cynicism makes sense economically. Fifty readers who go online five times a day each to attend to the comments generate only half as much revenue from page views as a drooling cretin who presses the F5 key 500 times a day.

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    not a machine says:

    Times tax scam story looks interesting , as does bailed out Italian bank apart from that whens the EU budget meeting ?

    As for post seems to have gone abit daily star literally !

    I just want to remind Ken Clark of his famous phrase , when he was chancellor “borrowing is taxation deffered” and was wondering how he might think of brooching the subject to the EU and why we should pay for the EUs wreckless spending on credit , or for that matter where any of the europhiles great and important speeches were when the debts were being racked up ?

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    PMQ Watch says:

    Am very surprised that more was not made on this blog with respect to the ‘stalking horse’ question under guise of burgers.

    Arguably the most clever question of the session on the 30th.

    Made me chuckle.

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    WARNING ! Contains Gash photography !

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    Devils Advocate says:

    @Tachybaptus :
    Agree with your point, but agree with Guido as well.

    The real problem is when things go off the rails and all of the embedded stuff starts cluttering things up.

    Checked last nights last blog which got similarly polluted and noticed that all the inane stuff had been stripped: Allowing all to post is the right thing to do, deleting the obvious chaff after the fact is also right.

    That should demoralize or change the pattern of behavior when the chap realizes that his time really is wasted posting content that is going to be zapped by a script prior to archiving.

    Personally enjoy your posts and insights very much T, irrespective of TT :-)

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    There is an argument which runs that if G were to moderate the comments any more then he would in fact become responsible for those problematical ones which get through. I am not saying I agree with it (or otherwise) but it has validity as an argument.

    For years now we have had problematic visitors but, in the main, they have come and gone after a great deal of unpleasantness. This is bound to happen on a blog like this. So there is almost a self-correcting aspect to the problem which is not quick but is effective in the long term.

    The blog is fundamentally a business so G has to keep his eye on a number of balls. He appears not to want to rely on people who are not in his employ. If you pay, you can kick. Like you, I would offer help but know that it would not be well received because he is independently minded and focussed upon a different objective to we as posters.

    I am surprised he admits to 50 people caring. I would think it is greater than that frankly but the principle would not alter much.

    The blog would be poorer without those people though. Whether he would agree to that I have no way of knowing.

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    I see Useless Camermong has been sticking his beak in Algeria today , Will he never learn ?
    Two things about Algeria
    1 Their Military Totally Fucked up the hostage situation at the gas plant , by shooting everything that moved , which after commenting on in parliament Dave now realising there’s a photo opp Dave seems to have forgotten about
    2 Every time he sticks his nose into one of these countries , it ends up costing the tax payers of this one billions of pounds
    “Oh yes Mr CaMoron we have a lot of ze terrorists in our country and it is very expensive to try stop them getting to uk , so if you give money we keep them from blowing you up ”


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    WoRaft says:

    Trouble is, pols have a deep attachment to the days of the energy crisis. It’s a form of political anorexia; the desire to control consumption beyond all sensible limits will kill them eventually but they so love the feeling of control that they get all moist about the 3-day week, rationing during the war etc.

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    Or not! Evening your Codness.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    @ Devil’s Advocate: Thanks. I’m quite sympathetic to Guido’s view: this is his business. But it is depressing having to find your way from one sensible comment to another as if jumping on stepping stones over a lake of shit. I do think that blocking embedded YouTube clips would be a good thing; they are seldom relevant and a naked URL will get you there anyway if you want.

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    WoRaft says:

    I cannot think that the prospect of seeing e.g. Huw Edwards’ genitalia, no matter how crimped or perfumed, is going to do much for the viewing figures.

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    EU Watch says:

    Meeting is due: February 7-8

    EU apparently wanted to freeze UK out of discussion:


    The Monte dei Paschi bailout is interesting: Deutsche is up to its neck in LIBOR and other fraud issues, Nomura had big losses and is restructuring: Both on the line with Paschi, which is essentially maf!a money. Deutsche have a history with Antonveneta as well which is interesting, and along the lines of maf!a again…

    Charities generally are tax scams these days. Cup Trust involving Matthew Jenner of NT Advisors, the very firm who helped Carr avoid tax last year ? Charities comm!ssion should really pay more attention…

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    Tachybaptus says:

    ‘… it is very expensive to try stop them getting to uk , so if you give money we keep them from blowing you up’

    This was exactly what the Romans were doing in the last desperate years of their empire: paying the barbarians to keep them out. After the Visigoths under Alaric invaded Italy in 401 the Romans just managed to stem the tide and put the invading forces on hold with a large bribe. It didn’t work, of course, and after a few years Alaric moved forward again and sacked Rome in 410.

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    An early morrow to you sir , and what keepeth you up at this ungodly hour ?

    Viagra ?

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    Devils Advocate says:

    @ T : Know exactly what you mean. Have been thinking about writing a plugin which would allow one to paste in the offending monicker and then do a local filter on the page when you load it for wordpress blogs.

    Not 100% sure if it is possible, am starting to research.

    @ SC: If G did moderate he wouldn’t become more liable. The comment is owned by the poster. He could be ordered to take it down, but the way he is set up it is very unlikely at present that action would go anywhere. The mod set up with certain names and references make it clear what his counsel have advised + what his preferences are. All are his guests.

    It’s better to keep it open though, even for the trolls which pass through. I say that only because to censor by blocking would not sit right for me as it would be a denial of freedom to the troll: Not very libertarian :-)

    @WDY: Read your link + the Register on net problems. Not sure it is a Murd0ch plot, could be the company which owns the hardware but is losing customers who is playing around.

    Stirring is fine, but the internet issue is honestly the only interesting and constructive thing you’ve added today, and that did take two posts. Unless correcting yourself, replying to yourself looks a bit odd, and whilst agitation is good it may be wise to get a measure of where the level is on the blog before agitating otherwise people will ignore.

    Z00philia and child references, like those above, don’t really impress anyone and if you check the law you may find that such posts gain the attention of the authorities.

    Check Mark Will!ams-Thomas’ blogs / twitter feed and CPS for further details of how that works. You are the owner of those remarks, which are logged with your IP, and if G doesn’t delete them he or his ISP may be ordered to disclose if found to transgress.

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    The enemy is already within i fear

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    AQ Watch says:

    The parallel with the Alaric is quite relevant today. A lot of the real !slamists in North Africa and elsewhere have been kept at bay with payoffs and bribes from US and others.

    This stopping is one of the reasons why they are mobilizing now: That and the dismantling of the cold war stability pacts which kept those lands ‘peaceful’. (!raq war / Syria / Arab Spring)

    Do not agree that the Alger!an military messed up at all.

    They certainly sent a powerful message though.

    One suspects that the principal message was simply brute deterrent.

    The more subtle message was to let those who may seek to send a trojan of security assistance into the country that such a horse is not needed and moreover the fate that awaits such a horse.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    The enemy was with the Romans too: among others, tens of thousands of Goths were serving in the Roman army. Things never happen exactly the same twice, of course: in this case the emperor Honorius accused one of his generals of conspiring with the enemy and then, with unbelievable stupidity, encouraged the Roman population to massacre the families of the Gothic soldiers. The soldiers deserted en masse, of course, and joined Alaric, and that was the end of the empire.

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    @DA. I agree with the thrust of your argument. But as you will well know: You can ask five different lawyers and you’ll get different opinions. I have commissioned enough opinions myself over Consumer Credit Law in the 1980s, at a not inconsiderable cost, to know this!

    The opinion which I put forward was argued some time ago by a lawyer and I would suggest that it would be a brave one who would say it could not stick under any circumstances which is why I reserved my judgment on the argument, despite acknowledging how G has set this thing up. Mad decisions from the bench do occur from time to time and often, but not always, get overturned upon appeal.

    G will not allow comments that are liable to libel writs being issued and deletes them. Those who use their grey matter here manage to comment quite adequately without causing him any grief. Unfortunately not all people use their grey matter. So it is impossible to have a completely free commentary.

    Outside off that, like you, I think that people who are plainly wrong should be allowed to comment. To a certain extent they damage themselves by doing so, in most instances. I say this because I get a fair amount of trollery, sockpuppets and even hate messages. I have never sought to get them banned. They have the real problem, not me.

    I completely support your remarks to WDY.

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    It is good to see you back to your normal house style, sir.

    I am an ungodly person who is also fortunate enough not to need the blue pill yet although I have to admit I did have a slight fear five times last night and four times this morning.

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    EU Watch says:

    Farage on open borders:

    Clock is ticking for Romania / Bulgaria…

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    Old News says:

    Interesting story about Robert Gillings and Rantzen’s swimming pool, Indy from 1994:


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    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, just like Poland started WW2

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    Angie "europfuhrer" Merkin says:

    Sehr danke, meine schwarze liebe kolben

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    The Lourdes prayer says:

    Tamen dicerent celerrime sanus factus.

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    He who is very soon going to have been declined to pervert says:

    ██ ███████. Gotta fly.

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    Reality? says:

    He has no point.

    Farage is paid allowances, the same as every other MEP. If Farage is guilty of anything so is every other MEP. JTC is obviously one of the rattled ‘toywee’ socialist supporters of Cameron and boy, does the desperation show.

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    Handycock sex Tourist on Taxpayer's money says:

    Can someone give her my phone number. A very important person like myself should be interviewed on Serbian TV, after all I have much experience in eastern Europe. Boaz.

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    Sally *innocentface* says:

    What a slag. It’s tits first.

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    Sir Mary Flappeso says:

    According to last night’s twitterings, Mme Squeaker has had, at age 43, her first tattoo. No indication as to where it is or what it is of, though I’m sure it will be in the best possible taste.

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    Wind Power Truth says:

    “wich supplies 4,000 homes”

    Just how gullible do some people have to be?

    Wind farms typically operate at around 20% of capacity, so that’s reduced down by reality to 800 homes. Except for one rather large fly in the ointment.

    The DECC calculate a ‘home’ as 4 lightbulbs, yes, that’s right, 4 lightbulbs. So those ‘800’ homes are further reduced again by reality, to around 150 homes.

    Then of course if it’s too windy or there is insufficient wind, the number of real homes powered by a wind turbine is zero.

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    Raving Loon says:

    Meanwhile applicants for the job of Serbian PM have shot up 1000%!

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    Chris Huhne Is Silent Today says:


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    Who remembers John Reid MP that labour expert on policy ?
    Who told us “We are going into Afghanistan on a infrastructure rebuilding mission we will be there two years and will return home without a shot being fired”

    He also said
    “We had no need to place restrictions on the amount of Polish people coming to the UK , as government estimates that less than 17,000 will come here”

    Yesterday it was announced that Polish is Britain’s second language with in excess of half a million now living here

    Politicians really are the most stupid species on the planet !

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    No i’m not new here !

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    Anonymous says:

    Even worse, a snippet of Kirsty Wark’s growler.

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    what a tosser says:

    You are pathetic. You …

    1. Keep posting this – YAWN
    2. Are to stupid to realise that snoring actually makes a noise

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    Dr Karadijc says:

    Follow that with ya Kirsty Wark!

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    Laetitia Opto Lascivio!

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    Keen nose says:

    Reminds me of one of the finest songs to draw breath

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – oh do go and fuck yourself you pitiful male domineering chauvinist pig bully.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – You are so up your own Rse – you are becoming embarrasing to all those who have taken your pill.

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    Emily Maitlis says:

    Should I try this?

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    Halitosis says:

    The first bit of comedy was seeing the guido face in the corner, presumably to claim some kind of ownership even though the pre-existing watermark is right next to it.

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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