January 30th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Mission Creep Edition

Comments in the comments please…


137 Comments

  1. 1
    thats more like it says:

    Cameron is a wanker

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  2. 2
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Old Etonian commenting on Old Etonian….grrreat

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  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:

    Hain Pantone: Smug Orange

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  4. 4
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Hi all

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  5. 5
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Afternoon all

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  6. 6
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Nice bit of trim there.

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  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    MILF

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  8. 8
    Bene Fists says:

    You ain’t seen me here right!

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  9. 9
    Bene Fists says:

    Cleggy is pensively thinking about his new desk layout in the European parliament.

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  10. 10
    Dick Scratcha says:

    OBR total waste of money.

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  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    Says the Labour Party

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  12. 12
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Boring negative Miliband.

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  13. 13
    skippy says:

    who’s the whiny kid on the lab front bench?

    oh, its Eddie mill.

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  14. 14
    Dick Scratcha says:

    CQs now

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  15. 15
    Bene Fists says:

    Bercow losing his voice.. fingers crossed!

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  16. 16
    Tuscan Tony says:

    They’re all too lightweight, the state is now so huge it’d be beyond twenty Warren Buffetts to manage effectively.

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  17. 17
    skippy says:

    Bercow is such a Hunt!

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  18. 18
    Casual Observer says:

    The jobs created are not of good quality.

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  19. 19
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Why does Bercow always pick on the conservatives, when labour shout and jeer just as loud.

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  20. 20
    Dick Scratcha says:

    No growth due to withering employment law in UK.

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  21. 21
    Casual Observer says:

    Railways do not make money.

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  22. 23
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Balls needs a smack…or HS2 through his house.

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  23. 24
    a non says:

    Balls on tranquilizers?
    Very subdued. Hardware problems?

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  24. 25
    Red Ed aka Garth Brooks says:

    Tomorrow never comes

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  25. 26
    P l e b says:

    Why is it that when there’s a bit of trouble involving m u s l i ms in some far-flung place the UK immediately sees fit to get involved?
    Is Germany involved? I doubt it.
    Belgium? Ireland? Luxembourg? Sweden? I bet not.

    It’s always us, and we always seem able to afford it.

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  26. 27
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Did I say “Fuck off Berc.unt”? Apologies if I didn’t.

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  27. 30
    Dave does not get it says:

    FFS 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%of the population travel by road or footpath.

    That is where Dave should be investing.

    Vanity train lines are a cash eating cow.

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  28. 31
    Casual Observer says:

    Do you think Sally’s libel thingy is not going too well ?

    Balls is a retard.

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  29. 32
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Too many paper shufflers in Gov – when will wet Dave sack em?

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  30. 33
    VERITAS says:

    Millicnut a total wanker.

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  31. 36
    Never Never Ed says:

    Ed lecturing on Borrowing is the dodgiest ground he could ever pick to stand on

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  32. 38
    Red Ed aka Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr says:

    … more of the same …

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  33. 39
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Why does Cam lean on the box & speak sideways? Looks cowardly / deceitful.

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  34. 40
    Bene Fists says:

    He’s been at the beers already

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  35. 41
    P l e b says:

    If the railways are privatised, why is Scameron commiting £32bn of taxpayer’s money into HS2?
    If Richard Branson wants it Richard Branson should pay for it.

    Anyway, it could be PFI’d if PFI is so great.

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    • 127
      PPP Elitist Thieves says:

      No railway in the world runs at a profit. We’ll pay to build it and then pay Branson or some other no mark to run it, with a big fat taxpayer subsidy. It’s legalised theft, in any other words.

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  36. 42
    VERITAS says:

    British pubs are toast.

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  37. 43
    a non says:

    How any Socialist can feel proud of Milibland escapes me.
    Pathetic in argument and delivery

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  38. 47
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Green Deal = total absolute woeful bollocks

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  39. 49
    Curious George says:

    Where is 81lly, has he finally been sectioned?

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  40. 50
    Casual Observer says:

    Government has plans for supporting pub trade in UK. Classic.

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  41. 51
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Could Rees Mogg be any more chilled?

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  42. 52
    VERITAS says:

    Learn to swim!

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  43. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Is Tom Watson going to mention the British lion?

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  44. 54
    Food Bank says:

    Can I get an overdraft? A kebab should do it.

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  45. 55
    VERITAS says:

    FFS not f…..g food banks again if you offer free food people r going to use it its a scam.

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  46. 56
    Fact Hunt says:

    Bond villain.

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  47. 57
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Rebecca Brooks & Jeremy Clarkson visit the Harrods food bank.

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  48. 60
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Beard count getting higher in H of C. Shame.

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  49. 61
    VERITAS says:

    Lazy celtic bar stewards

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  50. 62
    restore the monasteries says:

    Ed miliband has that “Thanatoid” look about him…and, a touch of..
    “Neurophonia”,…and, a touch of “Hyperexophoria”…
    (found a medic dictionary for amusement)

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  51. 63
    Dave is NOT a Tory says:

    If a fast train line is good for business then why isn’t business paying for it.

    If there really was money to be made out of a go faster railway then I can assure Dave that every Railway engineer and his fat controller would be knocking at Dave’s door begging to be allowed to build one out of his own capital.

    The fact that Labour wants to build one too tells you all you need to know that this is a bad, a very bad plan.

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  52. 64
    Fact Hunt says:

    Arseley alert.

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  53. 65
    VERITAS says:

    Wheres Virginia very fragrant.

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  54. 67
    Bene Fists says:

    Gandalf ‘Theresa’ the Grey is looking a bit rough there.. a brush through the hair wouldn’t have hurt. I’m sure she could have expensed it.

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  55. 68
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Penfold gets a Q every week!

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  56. 69
    VERITAS says:

    Theres a good food banks in the HOC which we subsidise.

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  57. 70
    Casual Observer says:

    Ohh, controversial… storm heading his way…

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  58. 72
    VERITAS says:

    Seaham a shithole of the first order.

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  59. 73
    Stop fiddling at the back ABBOTT says:

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  60. 74
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Dineage will get a Q…looks v tasty today.

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  61. 77
    VERITAS says:

    If the dozy scots cnuts vote to leave then good riddance.

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  62. 79
    Casual Observer says:

    Why look at Europe for child care ? Should be dealt with here no ?

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  63. 81
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Fabricant’s toupe needs a saucer of milk.

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  64. 82
    VERITAS says:

    In Tower Hamlets only one house in 70 speak english.

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  65. 83
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Wait for the Bulgies and the Romies….will be biggest issue at next election!

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    • 93
      Bene Fists says:

      Good for clarifying multiculturalism and the EU social project in peoples minds just before they vote.. hopefully for UKIP.

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  66. 86
    steve smith says:

    Why do so many labour MPs have beards or goatees (that includes the ugly women as well) they all look the same

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  67. 86
    VERITAS says:

    Roy has been to a few food banks fat cnut

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  68. 89
    Casual Observer says:

    Yes: It would be in interest to control borders. Net migration now about 150k / year then.

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  69. 90
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Exactly how many people visit food banks in a week?

    0.00000? % of population?

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  70. 94
    Steve Miliband says:

    Only 1 question on Mali?

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  71. 95
    VERITAS says:

    Causing death by dangerous driving should be a minimum of 15 years no remission

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  72. 96
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cattle prod Tapsell. Please.

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  73. 97
    VERITAS says:

    Pension this old codger off ffs.

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  74. 99
    VERITAS says:

    Morans succesor get some of her stolen money.back

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  75. 100
    Casual Observer says:

    Good point on the French army.

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  76. 101
    P l e b says:

    Harvey Proctor in the news today.

    http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/

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  77. 102
    VERITAS says:

    Trougher Luff

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  78. 103
    4th Form says:

    Is Gavin Shuker on a school trip to Parliament?

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  79. 106
    Dick Scratcha says:

    1000 pages to 50 pages?

    Used a smaller typeface.

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  80. 107
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Should be no difference between Capex and Opex for tax reasons.

    JFDI Gideon.

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  81. 108
    Bene Fists says:

    He’s still alive? Wow

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  82. 109
    Casual Observer says:

    Face of Balls…

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  83. 110
    VERITAS says:

    Great put down for Galloway

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  84. 112
    Ponders says:

    Not sure Daves retort to Galloway was clever.

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  85. 125
    Tom Watson says:

    Prime Minister ” What have all these men in common?”

    Sir Peter Bottomley
    Sir Cliff Richard
    Sir Jimmy Savile
    Sir Leon Brittan
    Sir Edward Heath
    Sir Peter Hayman
    Sir Cyril Smith
    Sir Anthony Blunt
    Sir Charles Irving

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    • 128
      Redacted says:

      Is Sir an acronym for Suspect In R@pe?

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      • 137
        cadfael says:

        Is it that they are respected members of society,and,were at the top of their
        profession,and,more importantly,swore allegience to our Queen,being such fine
        upstanding citizens,doing what they could for the betterment of society,??…Or……

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  86. 126
    Chris Huhne Is Silent Today says:

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  87. 129
    Bene Fists says:

    So rather than controlling our borders, we scare everyone (including tourists and their wallets) away.

    Genius policy.

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  88. 132
    a bit of a tube says:

    The import of Tapsell’s question zoomed over the head of the posturing prick PM as well

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    • 135
      Bene Fists says:

      They laughed because they knew if the sheeple realise what is coming, they’d have another protest march again.

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  89. 134
    ConDem Minister for Truth says:

    We don’t do projection and estimates..

    We do retrospective blamestorming and distraction.

    That is all.

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cynic says:

Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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