January 30th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Mission Creep Edition


  1. 1
    thats more like it says:

    Cameron is a wanker

  2. 2
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Old Etonian commenting on Old Etonian….grrreat

  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:

    Hain Pantone: Smug Orange

  4. 4
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Hi all

  5. 5
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Afternoon all

  6. 6
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Nice bit of trim there.

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:


  8. 8
    Bene Fists says:

    You ain’t seen me here right!

  9. 9
    Bene Fists says:

    Cleggy is pensively thinking about his new desk layout in the European parliament.

  10. 10
    Dick Scratcha says:

    OBR total waste of money.

  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    Says the Labour Party

  12. 12
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Boring negative Miliband.

  13. 13
    skippy says:

    who’s the whiny kid on the lab front bench?

    oh, its Eddie mill.

  14. 14
    Dick Scratcha says:

    CQs now

  15. 15
    Bene Fists says:

    Bercow losing his voice.. fingers crossed!

  16. 16
    Tuscan Tony says:

    They’re all too lightweight, the state is now so huge it’d be beyond twenty Warren Buffetts to manage effectively.

  17. 17
    skippy says:

    Bercow is such a Hunt!

  18. 18
    Casual Observer says:

    The jobs created are not of good quality.

  19. 19
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Why does Bercow always pick on the conservatives, when labour shout and jeer just as loud.

  20. 20
    Dick Scratcha says:

    No growth due to withering employment law in UK.

  21. 21
    Casual Observer says:

    Railways do not make money.

  22. 22
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    No, that’s the Royal Mint.

  23. 23
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Balls needs a smack…or HS2 through his house.

  24. 24
    a non says:

    Balls on tranquilizers?
    Very subdued. Hardware problems?

  25. 25
    Red Ed aka Garth Brooks says:

    Tomorrow never comes

  26. 26
    P l e b says:

    Why is it that when there’s a bit of trouble involving m u s l i ms in some far-flung place the UK immediately sees fit to get involved?
    Is Germany involved? I doubt it.
    Belgium? Ireland? Luxembourg? Sweden? I bet not.

    It’s always us, and we always seem able to afford it.

  27. 27
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Did I say “Fuck off Berc.unt”? Apologies if I didn’t.

  28. 28
    Max Mosely says:

    Ooh sounds good!
    May I have another?

  29. 29
    VERITAS says:

    With him and his ladyboy wife in residence.

  30. 30
    Dave does not get it says:

    FFS 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%of the population travel by road or footpath.

    That is where Dave should be investing.

    Vanity train lines are a cash eating cow.

  31. 31
    Casual Observer says:

    Do you think Sally’s libel thingy is not going too well ?

    Balls is a retard.

  32. 32
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Too many paper shufflers in Gov – when will wet Dave sack em?

  33. 33
    VERITAS says:

    Millicnut a total wanker.

  34. 34
    triple dipper says:

    Tories are worth talking to

  35. 35
    Musstafa Leak says:

    To keep their UK cousins at happy of course!

  36. 36
    Never Never Ed says:

    Ed lecturing on Borrowing is the dodgiest ground he could ever pick to stand on

  37. 37
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Nor does Dave Milibanana.

  38. 38
    Red Ed aka Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr says:

    … more of the same …

  39. 39
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Why does Cam lean on the box & speak sideways? Looks cowardly / deceitful.

  40. 40
    Bene Fists says:

    He’s been at the beers already

  41. 41
    P l e b says:

    If the railways are privatised, why is Scameron commiting £32bn of taxpayer’s money into HS2?
    If Richard Branson wants it Richard Branson should pay for it.

    Anyway, it could be PFI’d if PFI is so great.

  42. 42
    VERITAS says:

    British pubs are toast.

  43. 43
    a non says:

    How any Socialist can feel proud of Milibland escapes me.
    Pathetic in argument and delivery

  44. 44
    Bene Fists says:

    Method acting.

  45. 45
    RAL equivalent says:

    Burnt Bank Job Orange

  46. 46
    Gonk III says:

    Cameron bantamweight, Militwat flyweight, Clegg microbeweight

  47. 47
    P l e b says:

    Cameron is cowardly / deceitful.

    Hopefully he’ll cop a bullet in Algeria.

  48. 48
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Green Deal = total absolute woeful bollocks

  49. 49
    Curious George says:

    Where is 81lly, has he finally been sectioned?

  50. 50
    Casual Observer says:

    Government has plans for supporting pub trade in UK. Classic.

  51. 51
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Could Rees Mogg be any more chilled?

  52. 52
    VERITAS says:

    Learn to swim!

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Is Tom Watson going to mention the British lion?

  54. 54
    Food Bank says:

    Can I get an overdraft? A kebab should do it.

  55. 55
    VERITAS says:

    FFS not f…..g food banks again if you offer free food people r going to use it its a scam.

  56. 56
    Fact Hunt says:

    Bond villain.

  57. 57
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Rebecca Brooks & Jeremy Clarkson visit the Harrods food bank.

  58. 58
    gin and tonic says:

    Some of us are neither shaken nor stirred

  59. 59
    P l e b says:

    When will we sack wet Dave?

  60. 60
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Beard count getting higher in H of C. Shame.

  61. 61
    VERITAS says:

    Lazy celtic bar stewards

  62. 62
    restore the monasteries says:

    Ed miliband has that “Thanatoid” look about him…and, a touch of..
    “Neurophonia”,…and, a touch of “Hyperexophoria”…
    (found a medic dictionary for amusement)

  63. 63
    Dave is NOT a Tory says:

    If a fast train line is good for business then why isn’t business paying for it.

    If there really was money to be made out of a go faster railway then I can assure Dave that every Railway engineer and his fat controller would be knocking at Dave’s door begging to be allowed to build one out of his own capital.

    The fact that Labour wants to build one too tells you all you need to know that this is a bad, a very bad plan.

  64. 64
    Fact Hunt says:

    Arseley alert.

  65. 65
    VERITAS says:

    Wheres Virginia very fragrant.

  66. 66
    P l e b says:

    He should be deep frozen.

  67. 67
    Bene Fists says:

    Gandalf ‘Theresa’ the Grey is looking a bit rough there.. a brush through the hair wouldn’t have hurt. I’m sure she could have expensed it.

  68. 68
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Penfold gets a Q every week!

  69. 69
    VERITAS says:

    Theres a good food banks in the HOC which we subsidise.

  70. 70
    Casual Observer says:

    Ohh, controversial… storm heading his way…

  71. 71
    Vote UKIP says:

    I’ve told you a million times not to exaggerate.

  72. 72
    VERITAS says:

    Seaham a shithole of the first order.

  73. 73
    Stop fiddling at the back ABBOTT says:

  74. 74
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Dineage will get a Q…looks v tasty today.

  75. 75
    Vote UKIP says:

    Food banks are a waste of time. I took some there a few weeks ago and now its all gone off.

  76. 76
    Diane Abbotapotamus says:


  77. 77
    VERITAS says:

    If the dozy scots cnuts vote to leave then good riddance.

  78. 78
  79. 79
    Casual Observer says:

    Why look at Europe for child care ? Should be dealt with here no ?

  80. 80
    Vote UKIP says:

    National debt inherited from Labour government biggest on record.

  81. 81
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Fabricant’s toupe needs a saucer of milk.

  82. 82
    VERITAS says:

    In Tower Hamlets only one house in 70 speak english.

  83. 83
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Wait for the Bulgies and the Romies….will be biggest issue at next election!

  84. 84
    When Children's TV was worth watching says:

  85. 85
    Bene Fists says:

    Flabbot perked up when someone mentioned Food Bank.

  86. 86
    steve smith says:

    Why do so many labour MPs have beards or goatees (that includes the ugly women as well) they all look the same

  87. 87
    VERITAS says:

    Roy has been to a few food banks fat cnut

  88. 88
    Billericay Dickie says:

    Needs a good shagging.

  89. 89
    Casual Observer says:

    Yes: It would be in interest to control borders. Net migration now about 150k / year then.

  90. 90
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Exactly how many people visit food banks in a week?

    0.00000? % of population?

  91. 91
    VERITAS says:

    Like the Eagle brothers.

  92. 92
    Cause and Effect Diane. says:

    Caused by Labour’s biggest bust in History.

  93. 93
    Bene Fists says:

    Good for clarifying multiculturalism and the EU social project in peoples minds just before they vote.. hopefully for UKIP.

  94. 94
    Steve Miliband says:

    Only 1 question on Mali?

  95. 95
    VERITAS says:

    Causing death by dangerous driving should be a minimum of 15 years no remission

  96. 96
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cattle prod Tapsell. Please.

  97. 97
    VERITAS says:

    Pension this old codger off ffs.

  98. 98
    P l e b says:

    England’s second language is now Polish. For now…

  99. 99
    VERITAS says:

    Morans succesor get some of her stolen money.back

  100. 100
    Casual Observer says:

    Good point on the French army.

  101. 101
    P l e b says:

    Harvey Proctor in the news today.


  102. 102
    VERITAS says:

    Trougher Luff

  103. 103
    4th Form says:

    Is Gavin Shuker on a school trip to Parliament?

  104. 104
    Bene Fists says:

    Yeah.. why avoid repeating mistakes.

  105. 105
  106. 106
    Dick Scratcha says:

    1000 pages to 50 pages?

    Used a smaller typeface.

  107. 107
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Should be no difference between Capex and Opex for tax reasons.

    JFDI Gideon.

  108. 108
    Bene Fists says:

    He’s still alive? Wow

  109. 109
    Casual Observer says:

    Face of Balls…

  110. 110
    VERITAS says:

    Great put down for Galloway

  111. 111
    EU says:

    We have commanded you. Get on with it.

  112. 112
    Ponders says:

    Not sure Daves retort to Galloway was clever.

  113. 113
    Mark Skid says:

    I bow to your superior knowledge of the matter in hand.

  114. 114
    Gargoyle says:

    Actually, it was a very good question from Galloway.

  115. 115
    Bene Fists says:

    but it was accurate!

  116. 116
    He's our Puppet says:

    Cameron is doing as he is ordered, that is all.

  117. 117
    Watcher says:

    They’re all too lazy to shave, including the women. Don’t believe all that guff about beard maintenance being very time consuming.

  118. 118
    Casual Observer says:

    Agreed, and a very poor response from Cameron.

    UK is not providing financial / materiel support.

  119. 119
    Casual Observer says:

    Do not think Galloway supports the Assad, but he does have an interest in not seeing Syrian state / government collapse. !raq is a demonstration of why that is not good.

  120. 120
    Billericay Dickie says:

    Dave doesn’t do clever.

  121. 121
    Bene Fists says:


  122. 122
    Billericay Dickie says:

    Cameron deadweight

  123. 123
    old SHEP says:

    Point of order, they print numbers on paper.

  124. 124
    Bene Fists says:

    He supports whoever fills his pockets.

    Principles by payment… nothing wrong with that, as long as you don’t pretend otherwise.

  125. 125
    Tom Watson says:

    Prime Minister ” What have all these men in common?”

    Sir Peter Bottomley
    Sir Cliff Richard
    Sir Jimmy Savile
    Sir Leon Brittan
    Sir Edward Heath
    Sir Peter Hayman
    Sir Cyril Smith
    Sir Anthony Blunt
    Sir Charles Irving

  126. 126
    Chris Huhne Is Silent Today says:


  127. 127
    PPP Elitist Thieves says:

    No railway in the world runs at a profit. We’ll pay to build it and then pay Branson or some other no mark to run it, with a big fat taxpayer subsidy. It’s legalised theft, in any other words.

  128. 128
    Redacted says:

    Is Sir an acronym for Suspect In R@pe?

  129. 129
    Bene Fists says:

    So rather than controlling our borders, we scare everyone (including tourists and their wallets) away.

    Genius policy.

  130. 130
    PPP Elitist Thieves says:

    Correction: total, absolute, excrutiatingly expensive, woeful bollocks.

  131. 131
    a bit of a tube says:

    Best question of the day from Galloway. Woeful response from the PR man

  132. 132
    a bit of a tube says:

    The import of Tapsell’s question zoomed over the head of the posturing prick PM as well

  133. 133
    PPP Elitist Thieves says:

    It is indeed a very bad plan.

    Just as with pathetic wind farms, there are outside fingerprints all over it.

    Should anyone care to look.

  134. 134
    ConDem Minister for Truth says:

    We don’t do projection and estimates..

    We do retrospective blamestorming and distraction.

    That is all.

  135. 135
    Bene Fists says:

    They laughed because they knew if the sheeple realise what is coming, they’d have another protest march again.

  136. 136
    annoyed user says:

    Such in depth political insight, you are surely more qualified to run the country.

  137. 137
    cadfael says:

    Is it that they are respected members of society,and,were at the top of their
    profession,and,more importantly,swore allegience to our Queen,being such fine
    upstanding citizens,doing what they could for the betterment of society,??…Or……

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