PMQs LIVE: Mission Creep Edition
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Cameron is a wanker
I bow to your superior knowledge of the matter in hand.
Such in depth political insight, you are surely more qualified to run the country.
Old Etonian commenting on Old Etonian….grrreat
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Nice bit of trim there.
MILF
You ain’t seen me here right!
Cleggy is pensively thinking about his new desk layout in the European parliament.
OBR total waste of money.
Says the Labour Party
Boring negative Miliband.
who’s the whiny kid on the lab front bench?
oh, its Eddie mill.
CQs now
Bercow losing his voice.. fingers crossed!
They’re all too lightweight, the state is now so huge it’d be beyond twenty Warren Buffetts to manage effectively.
Cameron bantamweight, Militwat flyweight, Clegg microbeweight
Cameron deadweight
Bercow is such a Hunt!
The jobs created are not of good quality.
Why does Bercow always pick on the conservatives, when labour shout and jeer just as loud.
Tories are worth talking to
No growth due to withering employment law in UK.
Railways do not make money.
No, that’s the Royal Mint.
Point of order, they print numbers on paper.
Balls needs a smack…or HS2 through his house.
Ooh sounds good!
May I have another?
With him and his ladyboy wife in residence.
Balls on tranquilizers?
Very subdued. Hardware problems?
Tomorrow never comes
Nor does Dave Milibanana.
Why is it that when there’s a bit of trouble involving m u s l i ms in some far-flung place the UK immediately sees fit to get involved?
Is Germany involved? I doubt it.
Belgium? Ireland? Luxembourg? Sweden? I bet not.
It’s always us, and we always seem able to afford it.
To keep their UK cousins at happy of course!
Did I say “Fuck off Berc.unt”? Apologies if I didn’t.
FFS 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%of the population travel by road or footpath.
That is where Dave should be investing.
Vanity train lines are a cash eating cow.
I’ve told you a million times not to exaggerate.
Cameron is doing as he is ordered, that is all.
Do you think Sally’s libel thingy is not going too well ?
Balls is a retard.
Too many paper shufflers in Gov – when will wet Dave sack em?
When will we sack wet Dave?
Millicnut a total wanker.
Ed lecturing on Borrowing is the dodgiest ground he could ever pick to stand on
… more of the same …
Why does Cam lean on the box & speak sideways? Looks cowardly / deceitful.
Method acting.
Cameron is cowardly / deceitful.
Hopefully he’ll cop a bullet in Algeria.
He’s been at the beers already
If the railways are privatised, why is Scameron commiting £32bn of taxpayer’s money into HS2?
If Richard Branson wants it Richard Branson should pay for it.
Anyway, it could be PFI’d if PFI is so great.
No railway in the world runs at a profit. We’ll pay to build it and then pay Branson or some other no mark to run it, with a big fat taxpayer subsidy. It’s legalised theft, in any other words.
British pubs are toast.
How any Socialist can feel proud of Milibland escapes me.
Pathetic in argument and delivery
Green Deal = total absolute woeful bollocks
Correction: total, absolute, excrutiatingly expensive, woeful bollocks.
Where is 81lly, has he finally been sectioned?
Government has plans for supporting pub trade in UK. Classic.
Could Rees Mogg be any more chilled?
Some of us are neither shaken nor stirred
He should be deep frozen.
Learn to swim!
Is Tom Watson going to mention the British lion?
Can I get an overdraft? A kebab should do it.
FFS not f…..g food banks again if you offer free food people r going to use it its a scam.
Bond villain.
Rebecca Brooks & Jeremy Clarkson visit the Harrods food bank.
Food banks are a waste of time. I took some there a few weeks ago and now its all gone off.
Beard count getting higher in H of C. Shame.
Lazy celtic bar stewards
Ed miliband has that “Thanatoid” look about him…and, a touch of..
“Neurophonia”,…and, a touch of “Hyperexophoria”…
(found a medic dictionary for amusement)
If a fast train line is good for business then why isn’t business paying for it.
If there really was money to be made out of a go faster railway then I can assure Dave that every Railway engineer and his fat controller would be knocking at Dave’s door begging to be allowed to build one out of his own capital.
The fact that Labour wants to build one too tells you all you need to know that this is a bad, a very bad plan.
We have commanded you. Get on with it.
It is indeed a very bad plan.
Just as with pathetic wind farms, there are outside fingerprints all over it.
Should anyone care to look.
Arseley alert.
Wheres Virginia very fragrant.
http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/
Gandalf ‘Theresa’ the Grey is looking a bit rough there.. a brush through the hair wouldn’t have hurt. I’m sure she could have expensed it.
Needs a good shagging.
Penfold gets a Q every week!
Theres a good food banks in the HOC which we subsidise.
Ohh, controversial… storm heading his way…
Seaham a shithole of the first order.
Wacist
National debt inherited from Labour government biggest on record.
Flabbot perked up when someone mentioned Food Bank.
Caused by Labour’s biggest bust in History.
Dineage will get a Q…looks v tasty today.
How?
If the dozy scots cnuts vote to leave then good riddance.
Why look at Europe for child care ? Should be dealt with here no ?
Fabricant’s toupe needs a saucer of milk.
In Tower Hamlets only one house in 70 speak english.
England’s second language is now Polish. For now…
Wait for the Bulgies and the Romies….will be biggest issue at next election!
Good for clarifying multiculturalism and the EU social project in peoples minds just before they vote.. hopefully for UKIP.
Why do so many labour MPs have beards or goatees (that includes the ugly women as well) they all look the same
Like the Eagle brothers.
They’re all too lazy to shave, including the women. Don’t believe all that guff about beard maintenance being very time consuming.
Roy has been to a few food banks fat cnut
Yes: It would be in interest to control borders. Net migration now about 150k / year then.
Exactly how many people visit food banks in a week?
0.00000? % of population?
Only 1 question on Mali?
Causing death by dangerous driving should be a minimum of 15 years no remission
Cattle prod Tapsell. Please.
Pension this old codger off ffs.
Yeah.. why avoid repeating mistakes.
Morans succesor get some of her stolen money.back
Good point on the French army.
Harvey Proctor in the news today.
http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/
Trougher Luff
Is Gavin Shuker on a school trip to Parliament?
1000 pages to 50 pages?
Used a smaller typeface.
Should be no difference between Capex and Opex for tax reasons.
JFDI Gideon.
He’s still alive? Wow
Face of Balls…
Great put down for Galloway
Actually, it was a very good question from Galloway.
Agreed, and a very poor response from Cameron.
UK is not providing financial / materiel support.
YET
Not sure Daves retort to Galloway was clever.
but it was accurate!
Do not think Galloway supports the Assad, but he does have an interest in not seeing Syrian state / government collapse. !raq is a demonstration of why that is not good.
He supports whoever fills his pockets.
Principles by payment… nothing wrong with that, as long as you don’t pretend otherwise.
Dave doesn’t do clever.
Best question of the day from Galloway. Woeful response from the PR man
Prime Minister ” What have all these men in common?”
Sir Peter Bottomley
Sir Cliff Richard
Sir Jimmy Savile
Sir Leon Brittan
Sir Edward Heath
Sir Peter Hayman
Sir Cyril Smith
Sir Anthony Blunt
Sir Charles Irving
Is Sir an acronym for Suspect In R@pe?
Is it that they are respected members of society,and,were at the top of their
profession,and,more importantly,swore allegience to our Queen,being such fine
upstanding citizens,doing what they could for the betterment of society,??…Or……
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
So rather than controlling our borders, we scare everyone (including tourists and their wallets) away.
Genius policy.
The import of Tapsell’s question zoomed over the head of the posturing prick PM as well
They laughed because they knew if the sheeple realise what is coming, they’d have another protest march again.
We don’t do projection and estimates..
We do retrospective blamestorming and distraction.
That is all.