Late Night Flirting Gives Tories Glimmer of Boundary Hope
Crunch time for boundary reform today. The LibDems will be ditching collective responsibility to vote against the Coalition for the first time, and defeat is on the cards for Dave unless SNP and DUP MPs can be persuaded to help. Tory rebels are made up of the three Davi(e)s: David, Philip and Glyn. A deal with the DUP would bring the government eight votes closer to the 326 target, but would likely mean exempting Northern Ireland from the review. The SNP insist no deal will be done though that hasn’t stopped their MPs openly flirting:
Boundaries vote tomorrow. Because of unequal size of constituencies across the UK Lab has a start of up to 30 seats in next UK election—
Pete Wishart (@PeteWishart) January 28, 2013
Boundaries vote tomorrow. Should we give Labour 30 seats of a start to help keep Scotland free of Tory Government?—
Pete Wishart (@PeteWishart) January 28, 2013
It would come at a very high price but works in both the SNP and Tory interest. The unlikely deal has four hours…
UPDATE: It’s over Dave.
Angus Robertson to confirm SNP WILL vote against the Govt and the boundaries review tonight. That's the final nail.—
Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) January 29, 2013
George Osborne is a Communist
299 new taxes under Dave Cameron & George Osbourne.
And more to come.
Instead of finding new ways to extort money out of the productive side of the economy, why dont they spend & borrow less?
Oh yes, I was forgetting – Osbourne is the economically illiterate son of Brown.
Vote UKIP for small Government & low taxes – the only route to growth.
Whan I am War Secretary, “Labour” MPs will be taken at their word as better representatives of their people, and will be voluntold to work harder. In return, they can claim “more expenses”. It’s called a profit-focussed incentive scheme (a “Peefis”.)
This will involve the abolition of all “Labour” “seats” that adjoin any other labour seat. The abolished seats’ voters will be added to whichever labour seat’s area adjoins them by a clever “matching algorithm” developed at the “Department of Studies” (DOS), within the “Global Studies Faculty Group”, (the GSFG), at the “University of Studies”.
Then, one Labour MP can more efficiently represent the entire lot. This is called “Bringing Government Closer To The People” (BGCTTP). This will “ensure efficient representation in Parliament of the real concerns of hard-working-children-and-vibrant families, going forward”.
One MP, One Vote.
In hindsight, I should have called it a “Profit-Notarised Incentive Scheme” …
The video commentary stated: “From women walking the street dressed like complete naked animals with no self-respect, to drunk people carrying alcohol, we try our best to capture and forbid it all.”
Another scene showed hooded youths forcing a man to drop his can of lager, telling him they were the “Muslim patrol” and that alcohol is a “forbidden evil”. The gang then approached a group of white girls enjoying a good night out, telling them to “forbid themselves from dressing like this and exposing themselves outside the mosque”.
Worse, though, is film footage from last week, thought to have been taken in Commercial Street, Whitechapel, which showed members of a group who also called themselves a “Muslim patrol” harassing a man who appeared to be wearing make‑up, calling him a “bloody fag”. In the video posted on YouTube last week, the passer-by is told he is “walking through a Muslim area dressed like a fag” and ordered to get out. Last Thursday, police were reported to have arrested five “vigilantes” suspected of homophobic abuse.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/9831912/I-feel-like-a-stranger-where-I-live.html
I dont know how you can parrot rubbish about UKIP, they dont even have one MP ! how long do you think it would be before they had a majority in Parliament ? 100 years ? even i coalition they couldnt do much ! grow up, FFS !
You keep voting for the same LibLabCon nonsense and nothing will change. They are the same polyarchy. More EU and MPs become regional reps for the socialist dictate. I am changing and voting UKIP.
You might grow up FFS, remember the Labour Party grew from nowhere to replace the Whigs -you are a partisan tit with no appreciation of history.
We need to keep England free from Scotch tax-grabbers.
Independence for England (from New Darien*)!
*Very Sad that the land that birthed Adam Smith has gone so rotten.
Coming to a city near you soon under Dave Cameron, Nick Clegg & Ed Miliband:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/9831912/I-feel-like-a-stranger-where-I-live.html
…and the taxes on all that oil that has bankrolled all of the UK so nicely for so long came from, er, Scotland, so stick your ill-informed prejudice up yer jacksy chum.
Errant nonsense.
As socialism as taken hold of Scotland it has gone from world innovator & dynamic exporter of global talent to complete welfare junkie basket case.
Voting to give yourself ever more money from the public purse always ends in disaster – Scotland knows this & will return to reason.
It will also never vote for independence.
Scotland only became part of the Union because they were flat broke. So I can see a certain logic that says once they have money they should cut free again. Now then, lets say the English money was a loan and NOT a gift. I wonder what it is worth at todays prices.
Agree totally.
Do you think we ought to take away our atomic sumbarines and our oil too, before it’s too late?
I am on record as saying I am metropolitan and socially liberal.
So tough titty all you Tories.
It’s interesting that reporting restrictions have been relaxed in the Huhn3 case, yet we’re not hearing anything more about Constant Biscuit.
The Lib Dema really are an unpleasant shower, never mind they will be wiped out at the next election!
There will be more Tory rebels? Quite a lot of them will lose their seats…
Thats what set Nadine off, she thoght she would lose her seat, instead she chose to make a fool of herself and ruin what reputation she had !
There’s me thinking justice and democracy would decide it.
Er, why not have a look at some of the faces who ‘work’ at the boundary commission?
Minus one vote for G Brown MP. He seems to have forgotten how to vote
To be fairer boundaries should reflect the BMI of the MP that represents the constituents within it.
But Hull would have covered the entire UK in the past.
Well it would have abutted Hackney North to the south for sure.
Look on the bright side the rest have all been pushed into the various channels and oceans.
Over my cold lifeless corpse.
Abolish all seats. Govern by jury for ten years – no opt-outs. Then call a referendum to see if people want to go back to the vote.
Having once sat on a jury, I think you may be on to something. I was very impressed by the common sense and spirit of co-operation with which a group of total strangers with a clear and important task all worked together.
The Party’s Over
Blueprint for a Very English Revolution
Keith Sutherland
Simply implement the final point of the Charter. Yearly parliaments. Do exactly as we tell you to do or you will be kicked out.
I’d actually be perfectly happy for HM the Queen to take over.
The Milli-Clock goes, tock, tick, tock………..
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The Ulster Unionists lost all their seats in 2010 – although Lady Silvia Hermann (Ind North Down) could vote with the Tories. Although the other Independents Nadine Dorries likely to vote against as her constituency gets abolished under the review. Eric Joyce doesn’t tend to turn up these days.
Lady Sylvia in effect takes the Labour whip — on the rare occasions she makesit from George Best to Westminster.
It seems unlikely that these turkeys will vote for Christmas, even though such a small reduction in their numbers is almost insignificant. With 70 to 80% of our laws emanating from the corrupt and profligate EU, we should expect nothing less than a corresponding reduction in their numbers.
Fat chance!
Clegg’s only concerned about a possible future coalition with Labour.
Last week they agreed on denying the country a referendum on Europe.
This week it’s blocking any boundary changes.
He is only doing what he thinks is in our national interest
Waarom ga je niet alle fuck off en laat me met rust?
That lovely well-paid sinecure in the EU is getting ever closer!
DUP would be better securing a deal to ensure the second placed MP should take the seat if the party winning the election refuses to sit in the Commons. That would fuck Sinn fein off perfectly.
second placed candidate
(you know what I mean!)
there is a debate on funding opposition parties in Westminster Hall at 14:30 – expecting it to be a bit of a partisan bun fight between the main parties also expect the DUP to give Sinn Fein a good kicking for getting funding with taking their seats.
…meanwhile in Stormont, Martin and Peter plan their latest all expenses paid junket, this time to South America!
I extend warm welcome to my friends in Romania and Bulgaria to join me in England next year.
It’s not the qualified that worries us but the tens of thousands of Gypos who will come flocking here for the welfare, health, education, food, housing and cuddles.
But we are not allowed to say so.
We are well-qualified in pickpocketing and in benefit fraud.
Let’s look on the bright side though.
Sally’s got a big smile on her face at the prospect of getting fucked up the arse by hundreds of thousands of Paddy’s extended family.
Poor little Johnny Berkowicz isn’t so amused though – shame.
So the BBC is reporting that Dave is sending 40 military advisors to Mali.
Just what the fuck are military advisors?
And do the Frogs really need advice from us on how to deal with the Fuzzy Wuzzies given our less than glorious history in taking them on?
The same type that the US sent to South Vietnam in the early days, probably.
It’ll be special forces types off to keep their eye in slotting sundry ragheads.
The BBC also understands ministers are considering deploying British troops as “force protection” for the advisors
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21240676
Piss off out of the way Hollande and Cameron. A couple of Panzer Divisions will help the ragheads see sense
I think it’s the French who have a less than glorious history.
1940 and all that!
This was a commitment that was given by both sides during the structuring of the coalition. If the LibDems renege on their agreement then surely the coalition falls apart.
Good idea. Dave should just sack all the liebdems from govt posts and relegate them to the back benches. That includes the so-called deputy prime minister. What will they do then?
He might, but think of ‘backbone’, ‘spine’, ‘strength of purpose’. Nah, give it neck.
Why do we need 650 box tickers to sanction EU directives anyway?
Quite. Our Government no longer self governs but imposes the will of the European Empire on our Islands.
Energy = Brussels
HST = Brussels
Homosexual practices = Brussels
Welfare for All Europeans = Brussels
Pay farmers twice for doing nothing once = Brussels
Garbage = Brussels
Doctors hours = Brussels
Scientific Research subjects = Brussels
Law Courts = Brussels
Harriet Harman = Brussels
Poofters = Brussels
Gold plated pensions 4 Eurocrats = Brussels
lip service to democracy = Brussels
Catherine Ashton = Now that is one ugly Euro bint.
Don’t put the words lip service above Cathy Ashton please
Now to be known as the EU Civil Service, UK branch.
Must be all the EUnarchs then….
Why do we need over 600 of the (e)useless money grabbing barstewards anyway? They are governed by the EUSSR and also get rid of most of the Lards too!!
Will it ever happen NO….pass me more gravy!
Dave wants to force companies to publish their ethnic make-up.
Remind me again why I voted for him?
You voted for me because I am a super-slick PR man who promises everything and delivers nothing. Please vote for me again.
And with a champagne taste and a lemonade budget
Are you a masochist?
And ‘O’ levels to change a nappy and stack lego bricks. Pathetic rubbish.
Yes, I saw that article on the Telegraph site, but when I looked again it seemed to have vanished…
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The woman, from Sao Jose do Rio Preto in Brazil, planted a toxic substance in her genitals then lured her husband to bed, local reports say.
But when she asked him to give her oral sex, he is said to have fled after noticing a strange smell.
The suspicious husband then took his wife, who has not been named, to hospital where doctors carried out tests and found she had ingested a poisonous substance.
Good try Sam, better luck next time.
I thought I could smell peardrops last time I did a bit of trench digging.
France is ‘totally bankrupt’, jobs minister admits as concerns grow over Hollande’s tax-and-spend policies
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269938/France-totally-bankrupt-jobs-minister-admits-concerns-grow-Hollandes-tax-spend-policies.html
That’s why they have started a war in Africa. Creates all sorts of necessary supply jobs.
I like to work for companies that stay classy.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/donna-lange-breasts-smother-kill-boyfriend-everett-washington_n_2486189.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
Fancy going to the UAF annual conference? They’re going to discuss fighting Islamaphobia!
This year’s conference hosted by Unite Against Fascism, One Society Many Cultures, PCS and NUT on Sarurday 2 March is a chance for antifascists and antiracists to plan the campaign for the coming year. It will also be an opportunity to discuss how we challenge Islamophobia and racism, and defend multiculturalism.
I think that The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea are planning a test launch for that day. How convenient.
The UAF don’t care about human rights abused carried out by their friends. That’s why Yvonne Ridley is silent over Iran’s record of torture and execution.
The UAF will not be happy until we are all coffee coloured peasants.
I can’t imagine the contortions their minds are going to get in to when they start wanting to put their kids through a school where the class is not dominated by kids with English as a distant second language and with no interest in learning.
Or how about wanting their daughter to be able to walk to school without being shadowed by wannabe asian groomers in a shitty 3 series. I bet they’ll be deafeningly silent about their precious fucking multi-culti worship then.
I’m Batman! Who’d like to be my Robin?
Fuck off, you rotting corpse. What you need is a dodo.
In any case, you’ve done quite enough robbin.
Come the revolution the evil tory scum, oppessors of the workers will be shot.
Owen. I’ve told you before to pronounce your “R”s properly when talking out of your arse.
Despite a top Oxbridge education,I’m from ‘oop north mum and we say ass not arse.
I am real working class northern man’s man.
Have you got a baseball cap? Can you down 12 pints of Stella in 3 minutes? lf so, welcome to my Realmen’s Club
Owen’s the northern equivalent of a mockney, affecting an accent to sound more working class when he’s nothing of the sort.
How dare you.
I once watch a football match..
I am working class.
Gosh George, in the three minutes it’s taken me to drink this cup of coffee, you and I have increased the national Debt by a million quid.
What say you we get back to important stuff like gay marriage?
I am griding things in my pestle and morter
Try saltpetre, sulphur and charcoal.
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CAN WE HAVE A HUHNE THREAD…
Last time the SNP helped the tories was 1979. The voters punished them pretty soundly for it.
I can only imagine the lakes of piss there would be in your bed if the Tories were going into the next election with a 30 seat head start.
Enjoy your rotten boroughs. You should go live in one, and really get your nose rubbed in it.
Hoons.
Regardless of boundaries, it will be the postal votes wot win it.
At least Labour and the Lib Dems can never preach about fairness ever again.
This is all about not wanting to cull 50 seats, and some MPs losing their troughing rights, otherwise why would Tories be voting against boundary changes? Could someone explain in plain English, please.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9832729/David-Davis-leads-Tory-rebels-over-boundary-reform.html
Dave should link a reduction in the number of MPs with a rise in MPs salaries. Quality not quantity.
Just watching the debate.
Sadiq Khunt is a real inspiration. If someone as thick and incoherent as he is able to get onto the front bench, anyone can.