In Guido’s Daily Star Sunday column we revealed how Sadiq Khan had promoted the British Kebab Awards in Parliament after trousering a £5,000 donation from the Tayabb Kebab House in his constituency. Today emails have gone out inviting Labour supporters to a February fundraiser hosted by Sadiq Khan at – you guessed it – the Tayabb Kebab House. You can join the queue for your dodgy donor kebab for just £35. Bargain…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Whatever next?
A dodgy kebab for a dodgy bastard.
How the likes of this slimeball gets voted in just goes to show how many like minded slimeballs there are in his constituency.
there surely can`t be that much further to go before it all collapses.
Free kebabs will prop up the system, so don`t worry.
Naaayy!!
It’s amazing what you find in delicious kebabs, whats in yours?
University study there are 36 different meats in a kebab?
Can we all come?
We will be there as guests of honour
Threre is absolutely nothing wrong with this, it is so wonderfully wonderfully multi-cultural. You Tory bigts will be finished in a few years time.
so will the Tory party!
“You Tory bigts will be finished in a few years time.”
Years’
petty response – the most petty ive eard in years. stick to the issue not the language bigotery.
Petty response not petty response
I’ve not ive
I am superbly educated actually old boy. And you did not even notice biggottery. The problem with minor private education is that people all too often perceive themselves as being of a superior education even when they cannot compete with the better state institutions.
bigotry only has one geee and one teee
And ten million Bulgarian and Romanians
Just because my brother has all my state-of-the-art equipment should not mean that you have to be so nasty about it.
There aint no english for beginners no more – try a bit o basic communicatin in suburban Bolton or Salford or Coventry or…or….or….or….
This sort of scandal would have been rooted out only a few years ago, now it is so commonplace and `normal` that such situations are barely commented on.
what is this language all about? – we should demand clarity of the spoken word!
english the language of drama, thrives in shades of grey.
50.
Piss off you troughing cow. We’ve got a darkie now.
Why is everyone afraid to speak out?
Donor Kebab ?
Garlic sauce, lad!
We don`t need to, Dave The Great speaks for us all.
Read this:
Thanks New Labour. Thanks Conservatives. Thanks Lib Dems:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/9831912/I-feel-like-a-stranger-where-I-live.html
Vote Ukip
Read it and once again an article in the Daily Telegraph you cannot
comment upon.Expect the DT opinion is a Brownism…’Bigoted woman@
I used to go shopping in Acton between 1993 and 1995, and it was, as far as I remember, entirely white back then, so one surmises all the damage started with the commencement of the New Labour terror in May 1997. It’s incredible that a part of the country (one of many) can be destroyed so quickly.
Tony Blair has just been awarded a Special Prize in Poland for helping immigration into Britain.
You seriously could not make it up.
I wish nothing but ill on that man – & hope to see the day when he goes to prison for war crimes & treason.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9834609/Tony-Blair-given-award-for-helping-Poles-come-to-the-UK.html
Come on people, be bold
Kebab Time ?
First
Tayyab’s ‘frightened’ staff shut their doors on a man being attacked by a gang of muslims. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1340853/Gang-battered-pedestrian-crowbar-brutal-road-rage-attack-jailed-nearly-20-years.html
Personally I don’t buy that they were ‘frightened’ – they will be powerful people within their community.
Community leaders?
I presume they’re in an open prison now or out on early release ??
Is it as black as the Ace of Spades?
Yum.
They’ll soon get their £5000 back at this rate.
That kebab house isn’t in his constituency though
Just mainline the garlic sauce straight into me veins!
They started sellin ‘em cos of me, lad!
This is a core business segment for kebab service providers. Giving total satisfaction on the 2013 Donation front. The next envelope is guranteed!!!
Will it be in the post?
What is this meaning ?
Das ist meaning zat Deutschland ist schackled zu ein korpse.
She is likely to lose the next election.
EuropeTaxpayers will have to work very hard…Fixed that for you Mrs Merkel.
I’ll be there! Love me a bit of garlic sauce!
That’s not a kebab, that’s a schwarma sandwich. A kebab is meat on a skewer.
You’re obviously ignorant of the doner … but that’s probably a good thing. The reconstituted meat is on an enormous vertical skewer which rotates. Bits are then carved off and can optionaly be combined with salad and chilli or garlic sauce.
Guess who I am ?
FFS, get away from the keyboard !
Is that vegetarian lamb?
It’s halal vegetarian lamb risotto.
Halal is not about where they live or what they eat – it’s about how their lives are ended. Do keep up.
Slight racists undertones as ever.
Will Dave be organising and advertising campaign to try and prevent 50000+ annual migration of the Irish to England
No chance. The losses to tax revenues at Cheltenham, Ascot and Epsom far outweigh the need to keep the pikeys out.
Just checking – Khan is MP for Tooting and Tayyabs is in E1 no? Unless there’s more than one Tayyabs. But the food there is pretty good. Shame to get involved with him.
Remember my rule? “You go where the money is”– or, at any rate for a politician, where it’s more likely you’ll be able to raise it.
Dinner Donna ?
Allied with Islamofascists.
Surely I’m not the only one that despairs a little at the low level thought processes going on by those that demand “Stop the Fascists”?
Funny how alleged anti-fascists always insist on telling everyone else what to think and what to do.
Dopey fuckers.
Christ almighty, I hope so.
Have people like Abbott killed our country?
Sadiq is my hewo!!
Get him a plate of delicious Malaysian satay – the national dish.
From small Kola nuts big supermarkets grow. Kebab shops, Asian restaurants, now our local Tosco has put in an isle of African food stuffs (looks disgusting) but that one isle will become two and then. Like the rise of hell-al in shops.
Food companies have started to change the language on packets and tins to suit the imports, kippers are no longer in ‘brine’ an old word with associations of the Northern hemisphere, to: ‘Kippers in salt water’ same thing but easier for the imports to understand.
UKippers in salt water? How quaint.
I bought some Polish gherkins, expecting them to be crunchy.
They were soggy and horrible.
…and their beer was soggy and horrible as well.
I’m a natural.
Hope there is no hint of horse dna in the kebabs, a little pork would certainly be ok
No you Hunt
Anyone who eats in any of these filthy shit holes deserves all the germs and feces they get, dirty bastards.
Tayyabs is an upmarket kebab house to be fair Martin. Probably the best restaurant in Whitechapel – OK not a high bar – and pretty tasty food.
What Romanian and Bulgarian specialities can we expect to see on our shelves soon pickled Hedgehog?, Tobă and piftie — dishes using pig’s feet, head and ears suspended in aspic, can’t wait, yummy!.
Would have liked to comment on the story below concerning the alleged old speedy seat swap scammer of M11 race track fame…you know the one I mean…but somehow Guido’s “comments seem to be off” although thankfully not in my local pub they ain’t…
They don’t respect the “Laws they make for themselves” in the Railway Tavern, in the lounge they treat them with the high contempt they so rightly deserve and judge all MPs the same…fairly and with out prejudice or favour on the evidence collected concerning scrounging lazy lying good for nothing MP’s over many many years…if their lips move and/or have a pulse…utterly guilty…its in their nature!
To be fair, typifying Tayyab’s as a kebab joint isn’t really fair: it’s actually serves the best curry in London.