January 29th, 2013

Join Sadiq For a Dodgy Donor Kebab…Just £35

In Guido’s Daily Star Sunday column we revealed how Sadiq Khan had promoted the British Kebab Awards in Parliament after trousering a £5,000 donation from the Tayabb Kebab House in his constituency. Today emails have gone out inviting Labour supporters to a February fundraiser hosted by Sadiq Khan at – you guessed it – the Tayabb Kebab House. You can join the queue for your dodgy donor kebab for just £35. Bargain…


  1. 1

    Whatever next?

  2. 2
    Julie, Julie Kirkbride says:

    Threre is absolutely nothing wrong with this, it is so wonderfully wonderfully multi-cultural. You Tory bigts will be finished in a few years time.

  3. 3
    Tory Monitor says:

    so will the Tory party!

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Why is everyone afraid to speak out?

  5. 5
    Steve (ex-Labour) says:

    Read this:

    Thanks New Labour. Thanks Conservatives. Thanks Lib Dems:


    Vote Ukip

  6. 6
    Non Sequitur says:

    Kebab Time ?

  7. 7
    Cobblers says:

    Tayyab’s ‘frightened’ staff shut their doors on a man being attacked by a gang of muslims. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1340853/Gang-battered-pedestrian-crowbar-brutal-road-rage-attack-jailed-nearly-20-years.html

    Personally I don’t buy that they were ‘frightened’ – they will be powerful people within their community.

  8. 8
    Missed Satire says:

    Donor Kebab ?

  9. 9
    Sad Dick Kunt says:

    :) Say something and I’ll play my ‘card’

  10. 10
    Halal Fish and Chips says:


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    Abduladabeast says:

    Community leaders?

  12. 12
    Joss Taskin says:

    I presume they’re in an open prison now or out on early release ??

  13. 13
    Curbishly says:

    They’ll soon get their £5000 back at this rate.

  14. 14
    Pedant says:

    That kebab house isn’t in his constituency though

  15. 15
    Hang The B@stards says:

    A dodgy kebab for a dodgy bastard.

    How the likes of this slimeball gets voted in just goes to show how many like minded slimeballs there are in his constituency.

  16. 16
    keredybretsa says:

    This is a core business segment for kebab service providers. Giving total satisfaction on the 2013 Donation front. The next envelope is guranteed!!!

  17. 17
    The Boss says:

    Read it and once again an article in the Daily Telegraph you cannot
    comment upon.Expect the DT opinion is a Brownism…’Bigoted woman@

  18. 18
    Bin Effiz Khalidmen says:

    What is this meaning ?

  19. 19
    John Prescott says:

    I’ll be there! Love me a bit of garlic sauce!

  20. 20
    English for Beginners says:

    “You Tory bigts will be finished in a few years time.”


  21. 21
    John Prescott says:

  22. 22
    Can I buy your vote ? says:

    Will it be in the post?

  23. 23
    John Prescott says:

    Garlic sauce, lad!

  24. 24
    John Prescott says:

    Just mainline the garlic sauce straight into me veins!

  25. 25
    Minge like a badly packed kebab says:

    Guess who I am ?

  26. 26
    Sayeeda Warsi says:

    Is that vegetarian lamb?

  27. 27
    Another ex-Labour voter says:

    I used to go shopping in Acton between 1993 and 1995, and it was, as far as I remember, entirely white back then, so one surmises all the damage started with the commencement of the New Labour terror in May 1997. It’s incredible that a part of the country (one of many) can be destroyed so quickly.

  28. 28
    Stick with the real issues says:

    petty response – the most petty ive eard in years. stick to the issue not the language bigotery.

  29. 29
    Stick with the real issues says:

    there surely can`t be that much further to go before it all collapses.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Free kebabs will prop up the system, so don`t worry.

  31. 31
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    Slight racists undertones as ever.

    Will Dave be organising and advertising campaign to try and prevent 50000+ annual migration of the Irish to England

  32. 32
    geekparent says:

    Just checking – Khan is MP for Tooting and Tayyabs is in E1 no? Unless there’s more than one Tayyabs. But the food there is pretty good. Shame to get involved with him.

  33. 33
    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    FFS, get away from the keyboard !

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    We don`t need to, Dave The Great speaks for us all.

  35. 35
    John Prescott says:

    They started sellin ‘em cos of me, lad!

  36. 36
    Sayeeda's PR says:

    It’s halal vegetarian lamb risotto.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    This sort of scandal would have been rooted out only a few years ago, now it is so commonplace and `normal` that such situations are barely commented on.

  38. 38
    Edukashun-Edukashiun-Edukashon says:

    Petty response not petty response

    I’ve not ive

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    what is this language all about? – we should demand clarity of the spoken word!

  40. 40
    Kebab Time says:


  41. 41
    joolie says:

    Just because my brother has all my state-of-the-art equipment should not mean that you have to be so nasty about it.

  42. 42
    Charlene Downes says:

    It’s amazing what you find in delicious kebabs, whats in yours?

  43. 43
    Tosspot says:

    Dinner Donna ?

  44. 44
    The true face of the UAF says:

    Allied with Islamofascists.

  45. 45
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    University study there are 36 different meats in a kebab?

  46. 46
    stick with the real issues says:

    I am superbly educated actually old boy. And you did not even notice biggottery. The problem with minor private education is that people all too often perceive themselves as being of a superior education even when they cannot compete with the better state institutions.

  47. 47
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA says:

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    There aint no english for beginners no more – try a bit o basic communicatin in suburban Bolton or Salford or Coventry or…or….or….or….

  49. 49
    Winnie says:


  50. 50
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Tony Blair has just been awarded a Special Prize in Poland for helping immigration into Britain.

    You seriously could not make it up.

    I wish nothing but ill on that man – & hope to see the day when he goes to prison for war crimes & treason.


  51. 51
    Where's the UK's exit door? says:

    Christ almighty, I hope so.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Das ist meaning zat Deutschland ist schackled zu ein korpse.

  53. 53
    EU Watch says:

    She is likely to lose the next election.

  54. 54
    Postal votes account for 124% of the electorate says:

    Surely I’m not the only one that despairs a little at the low level thought processes going on by those that demand “Stop the Fascists”?

  55. 55
    mr shifty says:

    Sadiq is my hewo!!

  56. 56
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    That’s not a kebab, that’s a schwarma sandwich. A kebab is meat on a skewer.

  57. 57
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Halal is not about where they live or what they eat – it’s about how their lives are ended. Do keep up.

  58. 58
    Local shop says:

    From small Kola nuts big supermarkets grow. Kebab shops, Asian restaurants, now our local Tosco has put in an isle of African food stuffs (looks disgusting) but that one isle will become two and then. Like the rise of hell-al in shops.

    Food companies have started to change the language on packets and tins to suit the imports, kippers are no longer in ‘brine’ an old word with associations of the Northern hemisphere, to: ‘Kippers in salt water’ same thing but easier for the imports to understand.

  59. 59
    Ooh Flung Dung says:

    Get him a plate of delicious Malaysian satay – the national dish.

  60. 60
    Noose Watch says:

    Come on people, be bold :-)

  61. 61
    Ooh Flung Dung says:

    UKippers in salt water? How quaint.

  62. 62
    Kindergarten Cop says:

    bigotry only has one geee and one teee

  63. 63
    Sadiq the sneak Khan says:

    I’m a natural.

  64. 64
    The Boss of Bromsgrove says:

    Piss off you troughing cow. We’ve got a darkie now.

  65. 65
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Have people like Abbott killed our country?

  66. 66
    Willie Sutton, notorious bank robber, says:

    Remember my rule? “You go where the money is”– or, at any rate for a politician, where it’s more likely you’ll be able to raise it.

  67. 67
    The Boss of Bromsgrove says:

    Is it as black as the Ace of Spades?

  68. 68
    The Boss of Bromsgrove says:

    Europe Taxpayers will have to work very hard…

    Fixed that for you Mrs Merkel.

  69. 69
    The Boss of Bromsgrove says:

    No chance. The losses to tax revenues at Cheltenham, Ascot and Epsom far outweigh the need to keep the pikeys out.

  70. 70
    The Boss of Bromsgrove says:

    Funny how alleged anti-fascists always insist on telling everyone else what to think and what to do.

    Dopey fuckers.

  71. 71
    Con Artists. says:

    And ten million Bulgarian and Romanians

  72. 72
    Red Egg Millitit, tit, tit, tit ..... says:

    Hope there is no hint of horse dna in the kebabs, a little pork would certainly be ok :)

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    No you Hunt

  74. 74
    Martin Day says:

    Anyone who eats in any of these filthy shit holes deserves all the germs and feces they get, dirty bastards.

  75. 75
    old SHEP says:

    What Romanian and Bulgarian specialities can we expect to see on our shelves soon pickled Hedgehog?, Tobă and piftie — dishes using pig’s feet, head and ears suspended in aspic, can’t wait, yummy!.

  76. 76
    Taxfodder says:

    Would have liked to comment on the story below concerning the alleged old speedy seat swap scammer of M11 race track fame…you know the one I mean…but somehow Guido’s “comments seem to be off” although thankfully not in my local pub they ain’t…

    They don’t respect the “Laws they make for themselves” in the Railway Tavern, in the lounge they treat them with the high contempt they so rightly deserve and judge all MPs the same…fairly and with out prejudice or favour on the evidence collected concerning scrounging lazy lying good for nothing MP’s over many many years…if their lips move and/or have a pulse…utterly guilty…its in their nature!

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    Diversity says:

    I bought some Polish gherkins, expecting them to be crunchy.
    They were soggy and horrible.

  78. 78
    Diversity says:

    …and their beer was soggy and horrible as well.

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    eegor says:

    Can we all come?

  80. 80
    Curry Lover says:

    To be fair, typifying Tayyab’s as a kebab joint isn’t really fair: it’s actually serves the best curry in London.

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    Anonymous says:

    english the language of drama, thrives in shades of grey.

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    Frightened Inmate #2 says:

    You’re obviously ignorant of the doner … but that’s probably a good thing. The reconstituted meat is on an enormous vertical skewer which rotates. Bits are then carved off and can optionaly be combined with salad and chilli or garlic sauce.

  83. 83
    Frightened Inmate #2 says:

    Tayyabs is an upmarket kebab house to be fair Martin. Probably the best restaurant in Whitechapel – OK not a high bar – and pretty tasty food.

  84. 84
    Hamas Spokesman says:

    We will be there as guests of honour

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