January 29th, 2013

Join Sadiq For a Dodgy Donor Kebab…Just £35

In Guido’s Daily Star Sunday column we revealed how Sadiq Khan had promoted the British Kebab Awards in Parliament after trousering a £5,000 donation from the Tayabb Kebab House in his constituency. Today emails have gone out inviting Labour supporters to a February fundraiser hosted by Sadiq Khan at – you guessed it – the Tayabb Kebab House. You can join the queue for your dodgy donor kebab for just £35. Bargain…


  1. 1

    Whatever next?

  2. 2
    Julie, Julie Kirkbride says:

    Threre is absolutely nothing wrong with this, it is so wonderfully wonderfully multi-cultural. You Tory bigts will be finished in a few years time.

    • 3
      Tory Monitor says:

      so will the Tory party!

    • 20
      English for Beginners says:

      “You Tory bigts will be finished in a few years time.”


      • 28
        Stick with the real issues says:

        petty response – the most petty ive eard in years. stick to the issue not the language bigotery.

        • 38
          Edukashun-Edukashiun-Edukashon says:

          Petty response not petty response

          I’ve not ive

          • stick with the real issues says:

            I am superbly educated actually old boy. And you did not even notice biggottery. The problem with minor private education is that people all too often perceive themselves as being of a superior education even when they cannot compete with the better state institutions.

          • Kindergarten Cop says:

            bigotry only has one geee and one teee

          • Con Artists. says:

            And ten million Bulgarian and Romanians

      • 41
        joolie says:

        Just because my brother has all my state-of-the-art equipment should not mean that you have to be so nasty about it.

      • 48
        Anonymous says:

        There aint no english for beginners no more – try a bit o basic communicatin in suburban Bolton or Salford or Coventry or…or….or….or….

    • 37
      Anonymous says:

      This sort of scandal would have been rooted out only a few years ago, now it is so commonplace and `normal` that such situations are barely commented on.

    • 39
      Anonymous says:

      what is this language all about? – we should demand clarity of the spoken word!

    • 64
      The Boss of Bromsgrove says:

      Piss off you troughing cow. We’ve got a darkie now.

  3. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Why is everyone afraid to speak out?

  4. 5
    Steve (ex-Labour) says:

    Read this:

    Thanks New Labour. Thanks Conservatives. Thanks Lib Dems:


    Vote Ukip

  5. 6
    Non Sequitur says:

    Kebab Time ?

  6. 7
    Cobblers says:

    Tayyab’s ‘frightened’ staff shut their doors on a man being attacked by a gang of muslims. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1340853/Gang-battered-pedestrian-crowbar-brutal-road-rage-attack-jailed-nearly-20-years.html

    Personally I don’t buy that they were ‘frightened’ – they will be powerful people within their community.

  7. 9
    Sad Dick Kunt says:

    :) Say something and I’ll play my ‘card’

  8. 10
    Halal Fish and Chips says:


  9. 13
    Curbishly says:

    They’ll soon get their £5000 back at this rate.

  10. 14
    Pedant says:

    That kebab house isn’t in his constituency though

  11. 16
    keredybretsa says:

    This is a core business segment for kebab service providers. Giving total satisfaction on the 2013 Donation front. The next envelope is guranteed!!!

  12. 18
    Bin Effiz Khalidmen says:

    What is this meaning ?

  13. 19
    John Prescott says:

    I’ll be there! Love me a bit of garlic sauce!

  14. 21
    John Prescott says:

    • 56
      Catty Comment (Ms) says:

      That’s not a kebab, that’s a schwarma sandwich. A kebab is meat on a skewer.

      • 82
        Frightened Inmate #2 says:

        You’re obviously ignorant of the doner … but that’s probably a good thing. The reconstituted meat is on an enormous vertical skewer which rotates. Bits are then carved off and can optionaly be combined with salad and chilli or garlic sauce.

  15. 25
    Minge like a badly packed kebab says:

    Guess who I am ?

  16. 26
    Sayeeda Warsi says:

    Is that vegetarian lamb?

  17. 31
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    Slight racists undertones as ever.

    Will Dave be organising and advertising campaign to try and prevent 50000+ annual migration of the Irish to England

    • 69
      The Boss of Bromsgrove says:

      No chance. The losses to tax revenues at Cheltenham, Ascot and Epsom far outweigh the need to keep the pikeys out.

  18. 32
    geekparent says:

    Just checking – Khan is MP for Tooting and Tayyabs is in E1 no? Unless there’s more than one Tayyabs. But the food there is pretty good. Shame to get involved with him.

    • 66
      Willie Sutton, notorious bank robber, says:

      Remember my rule? “You go where the money is”– or, at any rate for a politician, where it’s more likely you’ll be able to raise it.

  19. 43
    Tosspot says:

    Dinner Donna ?

  20. 44
    The true face of the UAF says:

    Allied with Islamofascists.

    • 54
      Postal votes account for 124% of the electorate says:

      Surely I’m not the only one that despairs a little at the low level thought processes going on by those that demand “Stop the Fascists”?

    • 70
      The Boss of Bromsgrove says:

      Funny how alleged anti-fascists always insist on telling everyone else what to think and what to do.

      Dopey fuckers.

  21. 47
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA says:
  22. 55
    mr shifty says:

    Sadiq is my hewo!!

  23. 58
    Local shop says:

    From small Kola nuts big supermarkets grow. Kebab shops, Asian restaurants, now our local Tosco has put in an isle of African food stuffs (looks disgusting) but that one isle will become two and then. Like the rise of hell-al in shops.

    Food companies have started to change the language on packets and tins to suit the imports, kippers are no longer in ‘brine’ an old word with associations of the Northern hemisphere, to: ‘Kippers in salt water’ same thing but easier for the imports to understand.

  24. 63
    Sadiq the sneak Khan says:

    I’m a natural.

    • 72
      Red Egg Millitit, tit, tit, tit ..... says:

      Hope there is no hint of horse dna in the kebabs, a little pork would certainly be ok :)

  25. 73
    Anonymous says:

    No you Hunt

  26. 74
    Martin Day says:

    Anyone who eats in any of these filthy shit holes deserves all the germs and feces they get, dirty bastards.

    • 83
      Frightened Inmate #2 says:

      Tayyabs is an upmarket kebab house to be fair Martin. Probably the best restaurant in Whitechapel – OK not a high bar – and pretty tasty food.

  27. 75
    old SHEP says:

    What Romanian and Bulgarian specialities can we expect to see on our shelves soon pickled Hedgehog?, Tobă and piftie — dishes using pig’s feet, head and ears suspended in aspic, can’t wait, yummy!.

  28. 76
    Taxfodder says:

    Would have liked to comment on the story below concerning the alleged old speedy seat swap scammer of M11 race track fame…you know the one I mean…but somehow Guido’s “comments seem to be off” although thankfully not in my local pub they ain’t…

    They don’t respect the “Laws they make for themselves” in the Railway Tavern, in the lounge they treat them with the high contempt they so rightly deserve and judge all MPs the same…fairly and with out prejudice or favour on the evidence collected concerning scrounging lazy lying good for nothing MP’s over many many years…if their lips move and/or have a pulse…utterly guilty…its in their nature!

  29. 80
    Curry Lover says:

    To be fair, typifying Tayyab’s as a kebab joint isn’t really fair: it’s actually serves the best curry in London.

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