January 29th, 2013

Cam Family Nemesis Donates £10,000 to Andrew Mitchell

Sir Doug Ellis is a name more familiar with the footballing world than the Westminster bubble, yet the former chairman of Aston Villa football club has just opened his cheque book to donate £10,000 to Andrew Mitchell.

Word of an interesting tale from Ellis’ Villa tenure reaches Guido – back in the day the authoritarian chairman was engaged in fairly brutal boardroom battles with his arch-nemesis Bill Dugdale. And just who is Sir William “Bill” Dugdale?

None other than David Cameron’s uncle…


  1. 1
    Chris Huhne Is Silent Today says:


  2. 2
    Peter Cook says:

    David Cameron supports Aston Villa Football Club.

    Funny,isn’t it ,Dud ?

  3. 3
    Dudley Moore says:


  4. 4
    The UAF says:

    Leave muslims alone!

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    The video commentary stated: “From women walking the street dressed like complete naked animals with no self-respect, to drunk people carrying alcohol, we try our best to capture and forbid it all.”

    Another scene showed hooded youths forcing a man to drop his can of lager, telling him they were the “Muslim patrol” and that alcohol is a “forbidden evil”. The gang then approached a group of white girls enjoying a good night out, telling them to “forbid themselves from dressing like this and exposing themselves outside the mosque”.

    Worse, though, is film footage from last week, thought to have been taken in Commercial Street, Whitechapel, which showed members of a group who also called themselves a “Muslim patrol” harassing a man who appeared to be wearing make‑up, calling him a “bloody fag”. In the video posted on YouTube last week, the passer-by is told he is “walking through a Muslim area dressed like a fag” and ordered to get out. Last Thursday, police were reported to have arrested five “vigilantes” suspected of homophobic abuse.


  6. 6
    Owen Jones says:

    Hi Guido! You’re a vile, embarrassing excuse for a human being, has anyone pointed this out before?

  7. 7
    deadly doug ellis says:

    Is that why he supports HS2, cos it gets him out of Brum faster after another crashing defeat at Villa.

  8. 8
    Brown out and pay me damages. Take his socialist arseholes with him. says:

    Aston Villa is shyte.

  9. 9
    Chris Huhne says:

    I’d probably be able to take these right wing m*slim extremist groups a little more seriously if they didn’t sound so fucking tasty. To start I’d like some Tamil tiger prawns, for my main an al shabab with a side order of Hamas.

  10. 10
    Edinburgh socialist can take their brats and fuck off out of my life. I fucking despise them these thick arseholes. says:

    Trying to buy influence.

  11. 11
    Civilised Person says:

    With so many lefties on this site now, the last thing we need is to diminish it further by talking about football. Please move on.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Frank Butcher?

  13. 13
    Geedo's mum says:


  14. 14
    'Ere, Dud... says:

    What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?

  15. 15
    Winner's Dinners says:

    Anyone here ever met Michael Winner or knew him personally? There seems to be a stark divergence of opinion on the man. Some say he was a lovely, kind man, other say he was an abusive monster.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    £10,000 seems a bit excessive for a new bike!

  17. 17
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Why does andrewmitchell need a £10000 donation? and what does this man who is donating it want from him?

  18. 18
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    10 million more scummy immigrants on their way soon.

  19. 19
    I am not living a lie for an abusive, bullying, exploitive, lying Gaybo, who I don't even like. says:

    Influence for cash.

  20. 20
    'Ere, Dud... says:

    Seems he was an only child who had severe abandonment issues, leading to unusual, if not bizarre, behaviour.

    Interesting that all his ‘friends’ were unable to make his funeral, being stuck in far-flung locations like France and Swtzerland.

  21. 21
    Winner's Dinners says:


  22. 22
    Con Artists. says:

    Its all part of the EU’s evil master plan.

    displace enough of the indigenous population so that if… a referendum is ever granted the indigenous population is so diluted they will never win out, on the basis that bribes and passports (benefits) are given by our corrupt LibLabCon and the EU…

    The next stage is to start taking positions of power in local government Allah tower hamlets.

    Wake up and smell the halal meat

  23. 23
    Winner's Dinners says:

    Well, some did attend.

    Former Rolling Stone Bill Wyman and Sir Michael Parkinson were among a host of stars who turned out to say goodbye to film director Michael Winner. Among the mourners were Sir David Frost, photographer Terry O’Neill, lyricist Don Black, singer Chris Rea, Henry Wyndham, chairman of Sotheby’s, and Winner’s long-term assistant Dinah May.

  24. 24
    Harbottle says:

    The Telegraph article is the most depressing (but truthful) thing I have read for a long time. We’re behaving like the proverbial boiled frogs in this country as we head for no-go zones and breakaway Balkan style terrotories in 20-30 year’s time. Is it too late to at least start calling a halt to this endless colonisation? Looking at our useless and cowardly governing class (politicians, civil servants, media commentators, academics-I fear not).

  25. 25
    Pundit too too. says:

    Sport and culture committee threatening to bring in legislation to the FA if football team managements do not reform to meet private sector business governance norms?
    Could the FA be planning to bribe their way out of trouble?
    They certainly have the money.

  26. 26
    Gay Dave says:

    I like Darren Bent.

  27. 27
    Sutton Coldfield's MP says:

    Up the Villa! whoever the fuck those plebs are.

  28. 28
    Con Artists. says:

    I notice the telegraph are not allowing comments at the moment..

  29. 29
    Mr Rotivator says:

    For some hydrolic cutters to get him through the Downing Street gates?

  30. 30
    A Brummie Pleb says:

    Doug Ellis, Randy Lerner, the Gold Brothers, Wisemans, Coombs, Morris family – no wonder Brum football’s fucked and the clubs robbed by hucksters and shysters – it all the fucking muzzies fault!

  31. 31
    Penfold says:

    Nothing like keeping it in the family, feuds that is…..

  32. 32
    Only in Fatbot Land (& the BBC) is the TRUTH SHAMEFUL says:

  33. 33
    'Ere, Dud... says:

    Diane is absolutely right: LTB is a Westminster-only code…

  34. 34
  35. 35
    Greatest youtube ever says:

  36. 36
    WANK says:

    Quite Right LTB is reserved for Westminster MPs. The Work Avoidance Network Knowledge should get a new name.

  37. 37
    WVM says:

    Good man.

  38. 38
    Jimmy says:

    Don’t worry, Butch’s exciting new referendum plan has been completely thought through:


  39. 39
    The EDL says:

    Well you can make a start by leaving us alone!

  40. 40
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    Are you surprised, everybody now realises the political scum class have turned our once great country into a festering cess-pit!

  41. 41
    UK Watch says:

    Article is honest, not depressing.

    Collectivist multiculturalism is predestined to lead to ghetto’s. Integration would be possible to a degree over time, but with the massive levels of irresponsible immigration which have been allowed (new migrants have zero skills and cannot even speak English…) integration is impossible.

    The ghetto phenomena will only get worst moving forward. Looking at the US this will be the case even if equal opportunity housing laws are introduced. And the US is much more integrated than UK.

    The thing to note is that this is not just English vs. Migrants, it is very much all against all.

    Cognitive block introduced by PC prevents from considering racism and discrimination between migrants themselves. That is bigger problem. Even bigger problem for UK government is that it has zero legitimacy with the newer ethnic groups so will be powerless to intervene except through force.

    Re. Muzzie Patrol: Anyone confirm the white women were english ? Or perhaps east European whores ? The way they dress / behave it is difficult for even a native to tell unless you speak to them. Just food for thought.

  42. 42
    Pleb says:

    This isn’t news. He has dropped the odd 10k before. So…..

  43. 43
    'Ere, Dud... says:

    What are we looking at?

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    If Cameron cared he would have the general election now, if he thinks he has no mandate to negotiate already.

    But then self-interest is always above the interest of the country. “It is our right to wait, we got here, and we are staying, everything else can fail while we extract our rewards.”

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    I was opposed to housing benefits caps as these people living in inner London will end up moving to outer London.

    In my view (could be wrong) it is better to pay bit more tax not to live next to people who doesn’t believe in “live and let others live”.

  46. 46
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Indeed, speaks volumes.

  47. 47
    Loony Leftie says:

    It was the B * P, they dressed up as muslims and wore face paint and framed real honest hardworking muslims.

  48. 48
    The late Mike Reid (1940-2007) says:

    Not ‘ardly! Wasn’t near as rich, for a start! Me estate ‘ad to declare bank*rupt*cy, don’t you know?

  49. 49
    Englishman says:

    The Mail has picked up the story about Cameron’s proposal for public disclosure of companies’ ‘ethnic breakdown’ I see:
    “Big companies urged to publish ethnic breakdown of their workforce under Tory plans to woo black and Asian voters”


  50. 50
    albacore says:

    What is wrong with you lot? You’re being enriched
    The British are old stock. It’s time they were ditched
    The future is bright ‘cos the future’s E U
    It’s doing to you what Hitler couldn’t do

  51. 51
    Hamish Macbeth (@PCMacbeth) says:

    Move along – nothing to see here (on this video clip)

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Multiculturalism is not practised this is the problem. There is some thing wrong if one says don’t eat halal meat, its also wrong if another say all of you have to eat halal meat. As far as I know, in London most school only give halal chicken to eat. Even in number of restaurants its the same.

    Take driving test as an example you can write the exams in so may languages but road names, wording on road signs are all in English. With the problem of crime, how could any one know who is inside if face is completely covered.

  53. 53
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    And Old Hobo knows this for abso-fucking-lutely sure, how?
    Something tells me we’ll find out Huhne’s been tried, AFTER he’s cut the cheque for the fine and been fitted with the ankle bracelet for his house arrest.
    Nobody REALLY thinks he’s getting locked inside for any length of time, do they?

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Part of the problem is rest of us agreeing to let some communities live in the 12th century. By letting them have better education and jobs we can move them into 21st century.

    Controlling immigration and reducing incentives for large families will help.

  55. 55
    Stanley says:

    Some of it will probably go towards buying the comb that he so obviously lacks!!

  56. 56
    pedant says:

    shurley that’s Ellis’s isn’t it only Ellis’ if there are lots of Ellis ?

  57. 57
    Diane Abbotapotamus says:


  58. 58
    rumpleforeskin says:

    where did it all go wrong ?

  59. 59
    peter says:

    working with lobsters

  60. 60
    menu item says:

    well spotted

  61. 61
    None of the above V2 says:

    To use an old BA flight crew acronym Diane is NFI


  62. 62
    Justice Fingers says:

    I hereby sentence you to 2 weeks playing Fruit Ninja in readiness for your leadership contest.

  63. 63
    Jimmy says:

    A tip for my rightie friends: in any post complaining about the English skills of migrants, check your spelling and grammar first.

  64. 64
    Alan Rusbridger, pianist says:

    Today I will be playing The Perfect Fool (by Holst).

  65. 65
    Sir William Waad says:

    Talking of which, there is a massive discount offer on some of the seats at Villa Park right now (the ones facing the pitch).

  66. 66
    Sir William says:

    Talking of which, there is a massive discount on some of the seats at Villa Park right now – the ones facing the pitch.

  67. 67
    Hilton Junction says:

    Unusual name”Dugdale” s he any relation to former cabinet minister, Sir Thomas Dugdale who resigned over Critchell Down. If so then Cam is related to Bidget Rose Dugdale, IRA terrorist and armed robber

  68. 68
    Con Artists. says:

    The BBC must be out of its crazy little EU funded mind !

    Letting one of their journalists ask direct questions of a minister is just crazy. I suspect a little breast fondling investigation into Andrew Neil pronto and exit stage left.

    This questioning of our lying troughing cast iron idiots really doesn’t help the motherland, I mean the EU.

  69. 69
    Con Artists. says:

    CaMoron is a disgrace and a liar.

    He will never campaign for an out vote for the simple reason there will never be a referendum.

    The conservative party will lose the election and be unelectable for decades unless you ditch this disgrace of a man.

    the problem is also how deep the europhiles are embedded in the party machine and govt.

    Although are there any true conservatives left in the party ? Or are their snouts all muddied with gravy from the EU trough ?

    The future of the party depends on the grassroots

  70. 70
    The Icelandic Fraud on the taxpayer says:

    If Deadly Dug is getting his cheque book out be very very careful .

  71. 71
    Con Artists. says:

    Jimmy is a pedant cnut.

    Is that ok ?

  72. 72
    Bluebottle says:

    I remember John Sleeuwenhoek .

  73. 73
    albacore says:

    When Dave’s shafted tonight, he can’t call an election
    Ain’t that convenient after such a rejection?
    But, since the E U rules and Parliament’s wind and piss
    Will there be any M P losing sleep over this?

  74. 74
    UK Watch says:

    That’s the effect of collectivist approach, and the racist policy of celebrating diversity.

    There is a subtle difference between toleration and integration.

  75. 75
    Golly says:

    At least I can see in that photo that Mr Ellis is in fact wearing the correct club colors which is more than can be said for that poor apology of a supporter Cameron .

  76. 76
    Hey DC how many jobs have you created today says:

    Cameron’s club go crashing out of the Cup and where is that fat old tosser ?

    Bloody Davros spending over twenty quid on a pizza and debating with Johnson and Osborne what wine to have .

  77. 77
    UK Watch says:

    Fair comment, but absent an edit feature and not wanting to spend half an hour going over a post in which the Chrome edit window distracts with error highlighting of words which are spelled correctly etc. such mistakes occur.

    Key is getting intention and meaning over.

    The criticism of those migrants who have come here and who cannot for various reasons communicate, is their real problem. It is also one for the rest of us, but only in so far as it will lead to tension, increased tax burden and possibly crime.

    It is the left wing retards who supported a misguided immigration policy who I am really criticizing. They have let down not only the country by allowing this worthless burden of redundant humanity in, but the migrants themselves with false promises of salvation.

    The first step to fixing this mess is to stop the inflow.

    The next will require more thought, but hopefully avoiding the traditional left approach of genocide.

  78. 78
    Why have they not arrested Vaz says:

    The Yanks now want to disembowel employees and former employees of RBS for doing their jobs under LIBOR .

    They know they can rely on Dave.

  79. 79
    Happy expat says:

    Rumple, it all went wrong with the arrival of the SS Windrush all those years ago. Downhill all the way ever since.

    That’s why I and my family emigrated! If you lot don’t start seriously fighting back (see Egypt for a how-to-do-it guide) you really will be strangers in your own land in the not too distant future.

  80. 80
    Happy expat says:

    No,the next step should be wholesale repatriation

  81. 81
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Best not disturb the slumbering Millwall dragon again…. it might find it has far more support this time round..

  82. 82
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    A motley choice.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    The same time they pointed out that you’re bent over and looking back in anger

  84. 84
    maturecheese says:

    So it was ok until they picked on a gay. Lord Above!!

  85. 85
    Ian 'the moose' Abrahams says:

    Who will replace Lambert after last night Ant or Dec?

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