It seems all those early starts are taking their toll on Simon Burns. Since he’s been forced to get the train instead of his taxpayer funded chauffeur, the Transport Minister has been looking rather sleepy. Zzzzz…
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Google-eyed-Dave
Where’s Dave Dee, Beaky, Mitch, and Titch?
Bend It?
Where is █████ ?
He’s in town and has no reason not to drop in and savour freedom / represent his constituents in parliament.
He needs to sit down poor chap. There are never any seats on the 6.45 from Chelmsford.
Back to the chauffeur methinks…..
The fat blob should try exercise, if you are not fit enough to do a full days work, you have no business in government.
I cannot understand why MP’s and those in the Lords cannot stay awake when listening to invigorating worldshaking speeches such as mine.
Can’t say I remember one John.
They all seem to start with waffle, move into confusion and end in gibberish. A bit like everything else, you ever did.
Well at least Simon Burns is travelling 2nd class, I have notice where I live they never seem to put sufficient carriages where I live, so I suppose it is the same in the Big Smoke at busy times surely it makes sense to add carriages when busy and reduce them when less busy, the powers that be know exactly how many folks are likely to be travelling at any time of day.
Will you kindly stop talking sense young man. You may be asked to seek your refund as you exit if you are not careful!
Lunch with Guido has that effect.
I hope you mean because of the аlcohol and not because of the company…
And the r0hipnol
The only way Sc can get any action, bless.
This seems to be the only way you can obtain any enjoyment from life so I will let you get right on with it.
Afternoon snooze in a warm quiet place (HoC where nothing much is happening) after a taxpayer subsidised lunch and bottle of taxpayer subsidised fine wine.
This then is what we pay them for.
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Simon Burns is a useless oaf who is not fit to clean my glass.
Oh dear!
when you snooze…
Yep, he is running the Country and giving everything to his Job….
When asleep not causing too much damage.
Are those chins taxpayer funded?
Yes they are, life’s tough at the trough.
Some of them should be placed under perpetual sleep.
Why can’t Ed Miliband make love to his wife for the next two years?
Because he refuses to adopt any position until 2015.
If she adopts any position, I would put money on reverse cow girl so she does not have to look at that creepy face!
Is this what you have sunk too now farage and ukip are a busted flush.
You used to be somebody
Listen my little fellow EU loving Marxist trougher.. I fear we have a lot more to fear from UKIP.
The problem is everything in their manifesto chimes pretty loudly with conservative voters and increasingly labour voters as well, especially HS2 rail which is a gift to ukip.
That and the fact cast iron dave is a liar and can’t be trusted.
So yes, apart from those things, I’m sure ukip are terrified….
You may as well give up Ed, you’re not doing any good trolling on here. Farage will finish nowhere in 2015, and Labour will fare little better.
The good news is Labour will fare just that little bit better than the conservatives in 2015, as we all know.
And that is due to ukip.
And that is what terrifies ‘conservatives’.
Best get yourself some decent policies which encourage grass roots support, and a new leader otherwise the cons will be unelectable for decades, again.
What’s their policy on necrophilia ?
Same as your mums
May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinations
Pinko FT headline: Date set for Huhne speeding points trial
Er no! Perversion trial.
Take 3 points for observation, do not pass go. Straight to jail
So, would the points erroneously given to one be given to the one who was speeding at the time ?
That’ll be the High Speed Two.
Justice de-railed?
He should stop smoking & get a PROPER JOB !
Lazy Bastard
It looks to me that Sleepy Simon has been meeting too many pie men.
Can you imagine, if he had a real job!
I thought images of Members in the Chamber who weren’t speaking shouldn’t be pictured/photographed…but who cares? When was the last time an MP abided by anything resembling rules?
… when they all completed their expenses claims before the deadline.
People used to get court-marshalled and shot for behaving like that on duty.
With a porky face that size, he should be walking to his leisure activity of MP.
I once worked with a bloke who fell asleep on a night shift .
He got the sack for gross misconduct .
Just one more dozy bastard in a House full of ‘em….
He puts the fat into cat! Looks like Marlon in Godfather 1, not cotton wool stuffed in his mouth though but £50 notes no doubt.
What is wrong with the train?
My boyfriend dreams of being an internet sensation, but he’s so useless he couldn’t even make AIDS go viral.
So he is actually taking the train ? Fool. Ha ha ha ha ha…. Ha ha ha ha ha….
Don’t want to defend this mong, but at least he paid for his ticket.
Didn’t he ?
Don’t want to?
Why do it then?
Just to be fair.
And draw attention to the irony that a supposed man of the people is paying his way (tick) to travel in a class which is not really of the people (cross), whereas the Chancellor tries not to pay his fair way (cross) to travel in a class which is true to his nature (tick).
Of course, the transport minister is commuting and paying the correct fair (tick), but then is falling asleep on the job (cross).
Not heard of travel MP’s expenses, Miliband, like all of them, does not pay for anything. You do.
Fuck off, we did !
Some people have no class. Just a tiny, tiny, tiny first class fare.
Still studying his blank piece of paper I see.
Perhaps he should go out for a haircut.
He’s trying to work out which side is supposed to be the front.
Thanks for reminding us what a cnut Bliar was/still is.
Porcine Narcolepsy? There is a tried and trusted lead & antimone therapy for this. Implant just behind the left ear. Hand me my bag would you?
Asleep on the job? Most working people would be disciplined for this.
Dock him a day’s pay, the lazy slob.
MP’s are NOT most people – they know it and take maximum advantage of it11
U Kip if you want to.
Its not easy being an MP you know.
The pressure of the subsidised bar and the lavish luncheon cause many of us to become drowsy in the afternoon. But I assure you taht we are wide awake for any vote past 9pm.
Wide awake but as pissed as a Glaswegian in a shopping precinct.
Hello,
The B.B.C. are hacking into my Email and ebay acounts.
I’ve just found out something about the BBC. Before it was in being the government used to hand out its info to the people by newspapers. But the government actually owned some newspapers. So during the general strike the newspaper, edited by cabinet member Winston Churchill, printed the most outrageous claims and lies.
So the BBC really was a force for good.It checked facts and refused to adopt the government line, just because it was told to. Ministers were very annoyed.
So, BBC. What went wrong?
Now then, now then, jingle, jangle, jingle, jangle…
Mrs T was famous for sleeping only 4 hours a day and being a workaholic – this lot in the HoC today are not a patch are they?!!
I worked for 4 hours a day and was an alcoholic.
Fat people nod off like that. He should jog to the station.
That’s because the rail service from Chelmsford is utter shite. He could sort this monopoly crap out first but that would be asking too much.
Maybe he’s having to listen to Drippy Dave and his ‘The weather will scare them off initiative’ Enough to comatose anyone.
Well it might have been bullyballs and his gurning and strange hand movements – very hypnotic!
Now a judge is saying that if we want all our money back from Iceland we can whistle .
The reasoning is that Iceland only ever guaranteed a small portion of the total deposits . In Autumn 2008 Brown said that was not enough and guaranteed every depositor 100 % payment with our money !
Just how much is lost I do not know because this is where it all goes very quiet .
I believe we have a right to know :
1. How much of our money has been given away and lost forever .
2. The names of all local government officers and civil servants involved in placing taxpayer money in these accounts in the first place together with confirmation they have all been sacked and banned from holding public office in the future .
3. That bankruptcy proceedings will be issued against all people so named .
I blame climate change for the lack of seats on the train. Research by the University of East Anglia has proved this.
HS2 year 2040
Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter
Who would have thought when man landed on the moon, that just 70 years later we could take an hour off London to Manchester. Wondrous times.