January 24th, 2013

Tory MP Demands Khan Cash Investigation

sadiqStill no answers from Sadiq Khan over his missing money. Now Tory MP Andrew Stephenson has written to Sir John Lyon asking him to investigate. This should move things along nicely:

It is now in the hands of the authorities…

UPDATE: Just a small FYI for the Tories – Sir John Lyon is no longer the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner, it is now Kathryn Hudson. Oh dear…


  1. 1
    Centre Parting says:

    ‘Oh right’ – Stephanie Flanders!

  2. 2
    Owen Jones says:

    I see Cameron’s wearing his baggy trousers suit with deep pockets for all those brown envelopes he’s hoping to trouser.

  3. 3
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Has anybody kicked that Balls boy yet?

  4. 4
    Stephanie Flanders says:

    ” Well fuck me “

  5. 5
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, he’s been flushed out now!

    Looks to me like Sadiq Khan can’t tell the difference between £3,000 and £6,000. No wonder Labour made such a mess of the economy.

  6. 6
    Two Eds are better than four says:

    Been there. Had that. Got the T shirt!

  7. 7
    Hugh Janus says:

    More power to his elbow, but a pity he feels it necessary to add a silly, childish slogan at the bottom of his Commons’ headed notepaper.

  8. 8
    keredybretsa says:

    No way all tight fisted gits in Davos! Envelopes are beige coloured and slip easily and quickly into pockets. In the old days we used to fill a cigarette packet with notes and if the receiver didn’t speak, we had him on our list!!!

  9. 9
    A Westminster watcher says:

    I thought that Sir John had now departed from his part time post whitewashing for MPs and had been replaced by a female with similar strengths. Has he gone and why don’t these MPs keep up if he has?

  10. 10
    Stephanie Flanders says:

    Yeh, yeh. Everybody knows that.


  11. 11
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Look at the size of that flamboyant signature – what a self-regarding knob. Still, shouldn’t be a surprise, guven that being a wanker is almost a prerequisite for becoming an MP.

  12. 12
    Keep up, Guido says:

    I thought Sir John Lyon retired on 31st December. Private Eye p8 this week seems to confirm that

  13. 13
    Twelfth Man says:

    Owzat !

  14. 14
    A Westminster watcher says:

    I see that Kathryn Hudson had been doing the job for 21 days before the dimwit MP decided to write to the retired bloke.

  15. 15
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    +1 – though I suppose Pendle might be his pet name for his todger, in which case “Working all year round for Pendle” would be correct, if somewhat overly honest.

  16. 16
    Ffion says:

    Has anyone seen my Willy?

  17. 17
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    So why haven’t Tom Watson and John Mann reported this matter. Because they are two faced hypocritical arsewipes.

  18. 18
    Centre Parting says:

    Yes, but I bet Sir John’s pension is nearly the same as his salary for doing bugger all.

  19. 19
    Liam Byrne says:

    I told Khan there was no money left.

  20. 20
    Dave Camera on says:

    Lights off, camera off.

  21. 21

    A pig calling a pig Porkey !

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Blanchard told Radio 4’s Today programme on Thursday that conditions in the country had worsened – yesterday the fund cut its forecasts for UK growth to 1pc this year – and he thought the March Budget would be a “good time to take stock”.

    “We said that if things look bad at the beginning of 2013 – which they do – then there should be a reassessment of fiscal policy,” he said, adding that the fund’s advice to Britain has not fundamentally changed.


  23. 23
    Vote UKIP says:

    Wouldn’t a self-regarding knob have done much more to gain self-publicity since the last election? Had you heard of him before today?

  24. 24
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Pathetic! Is he going to write and complain about any of his fellow Tory MP’s?

    I think you’ll a higher level of mentality in a school playground

  25. 25
    Vote UKIP says:

    They are padded so he doesn’t get too much of a kicking from the EU gravy train lovers attending Davos.

  26. 26
    keredybretsa says:

    Utmost integrity naice turn of phrase. Perhaps it is time to declare the immortal House
    a Alzheimer Free Zone. Of course it khan happen that someone khan forget 3 grand
    in a beige envelope, particularly if there were several envelopes on the desk at the time!

  27. 27
  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    it is God,s WILL that man follows the divine spirit. for God says Will.I.am.
    icke is fake.

  29. 29
    Smig says:

    It looks suspiciously like action for the sake of appearing to do something.

    Sir Humphrey Appleby would be proud.

  30. 30
    Vote UKIP says:

    Well you can be sure nobody from Labour is going to complain about expense fiddling politicians. It is in their DNA.

  31. 31

    Just when you thought it was safe to eat your horse burgers it has come to light that some of the horses contained a steroid called phenylbutazone which health experts say is carcinogenic and could give you cancer

    Yum Yum Yum

  32. 32
    Gordon Brown says:

    I used to be Gordon Brown.

  33. 33
    Joint statement says:

    Ed Miliband and Ed Balls

    ” How do you think we felt “

  34. 34
    Sir William says:

    When Sadiq met the Queen, I overheard the following conversation:

    “Mr Khan, we are surprised to see that your hands are in your pockets.”

    “Sorry ma’am, I didn’t mean any disrespect.”

    “It’s just that they’re normally in someone else’s pocket.”

  35. 35
    Intern says:

    We never get any credit.

  36. 36
    STuN says:


  37. 37
    Battered says:

    I’m putting Iceland on the terror list.

    You ever tried their frozen hamburgers?

  38. 38
    The Queen says:

    How we laughed…

  39. 39
    The King James Bible says:

    The signature of the important man [containeth] no characters; it is an squiggle in the eyes of the humble.

  40. 40
    .303 SMLE says:

    I think many of us can say, without fear of contradiction,that steph and the BBC nauseates the fuck out of us.

  41. 41
    Andrew Stephenson MP says:

    Hat-tip Guido Fawkes

  42. 42
    Sir William says:

    Who is this Grimsson geyser anyway?

  43. 43

    An excellent point well made, Fondleboys.

  44. 44
    Dave Camera on says:


    I need a name. Something like Windrush Ventures.

    Any suggestions?

  45. 45
    Gordon Brown says:

    A bigot.

  46. 46
    A Welsh Ball Boy says:

    That man is obviously hiding something.

  47. 47
    Iceland PM lays the smack down on Brown says:

  48. 48
    A Horse says:

    This is a very humbling time for me. Of course I took drugs but, heck, everybody was doing it back then. (Takes out onion). Oprah, I am in a very bad place right now.

  49. 49
    Bully-Boy Balls, Triple House-Flipper And All-Round Odious Runt says:

    I’ll say it is!!

  50. 50
    Smig says:

    LongGrass LLP

  51. 51
  52. 52
    steph 2 eds flanders says:

    But I would still shag him

  53. 53
    Iceland PM lays the smack down on Brown says:

    The Brown comments start around 7.15.

  54. 54
    ... than meets the eye says:

    Ballboy Charlie Morgan kicked by Eden Hazard had tweeted about time-wasting.

  55. 55
    Fat Bastard says:

    Claiming that I don’t care, when it’s one of MY guys, are you, punk?
    You’re going to fucking regret– wait, who am I kidding? You’re right, of course!

  56. 56
    Gordo Mcdoom says:

    I told Sue all those Icelanders are bigoted terrorists.

  57. 57
    Peter Grimes says:

    That manic ZaNuLieBor bastard Brown and his finger puppet Balls seriously fucked up the UK economy, and we are still borrowing to pay all the welfare recipients who they gerrymandered!

    Stick that where something pink and fleshy normally goes!

  58. 58
    Peter Grimes says:

    You would have thought that with the number of such letters Tories have to write about thieving ZaNuLieBor troughers they would know who the correct addressee should be!

  59. 59
    Jimmy says:

    One of Lord Cashpoint’s scholarship boys it would seem. Wants to talk about finance? Lovely.

  60. 60

    The acid tongue of our blessed lefty Steph Flanders was also at it again on the news on the ‘Today’ programme.

    ‘Reporting’ on the Davos Forum after an interview with IMF chief economist, Oliver Blanchard she barked out a lazy and obvious personal opinion in her report…


    at 1h 3m for some flanders speak

    Fragile economic recovery surely, not ‘feeble’, the brainwashing continues!!

  61. 61
    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair, he did bugger all either side of his retirement.

  62. 62
    A looter says:

    Always happy to take stock.

  63. 63
    Sent on my ipad from my white itehice says:

    if the talimen don’t get him first…

  64. 64
    Sent on my ipad from my white itehice says:

    You should know by now that “experts” eat horse shyte for breakfast. Don’t believe a word of it [follow the money]

  65. 65
    A totally different queen says:

    Orf with his head…

  66. 66
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Did we know. Michael. Gove s wife has a receding hair problem ??

    She was on about it ad nauseam on. Radio four this morning .

  67. 67
    Kathryn Hudson not yet CB says:

    I can confirm that I will continue the fine tradition of Sir John , no doubt soon to be “Lord Lyon of Corner House” and do sweet FA for my lovely money.

    As should be expected when the watch dog is employed and paid with taxpayers money by the villains themselves!

  68. 68
    John Lyon CBeebies says:

    Thanks, herewith I list my achievements for my many admirers:


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