January 24th, 2013

Tory MP Demands Khan Cash Investigation

sadiqStill no answers from Sadiq Khan over his missing money. Now Tory MP Andrew Stephenson has written to Sir John Lyon asking him to investigate. This should move things along nicely:

It is now in the hands of the authorities…

UPDATE: Just a small FYI for the Tories – Sir John Lyon is no longer the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner, it is now Kathryn Hudson. Oh dear…


  1. 1
    Centre Parting says:

    ‘Oh right’ – Stephanie Flanders!


  2. 2
    Owen Jones says:

    I see Cameron’s wearing his baggy trousers suit with deep pockets for all those brown envelopes he’s hoping to trouser.


    • 8
      keredybretsa says:

      No way all tight fisted gits in Davos! Envelopes are beige coloured and slip easily and quickly into pockets. In the old days we used to fill a cigarette packet with notes and if the receiver didn’t speak, we had him on our list!!!


    • 20
      Dave Camera on says:

      Lights off, camera off.


    • 25
      Vote UKIP says:

      They are padded so he doesn’t get too much of a kicking from the EU gravy train lovers attending Davos.


  3. 3
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Has anybody kicked that Balls boy yet?


  4. 5
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, he’s been flushed out now!

    Looks to me like Sadiq Khan can’t tell the difference between £3,000 and £6,000. No wonder Labour made such a mess of the economy.


  5. 7
    Hugh Janus says:

    More power to his elbow, but a pity he feels it necessary to add a silly, childish slogan at the bottom of his Commons’ headed notepaper.


    • 15
      Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

      +1 – though I suppose Pendle might be his pet name for his todger, in which case “Working all year round for Pendle” would be correct, if somewhat overly honest.


  6. 9
    A Westminster watcher says:

    I thought that Sir John had now departed from his part time post whitewashing for MPs and had been replaced by a female with similar strengths. Has he gone and why don’t these MPs keep up if he has?


    • 58
      Peter Grimes says:

      You would have thought that with the number of such letters Tories have to write about thieving ZaNuLieBor troughers they would know who the correct addressee should be!


  7. 12
    Keep up, Guido says:

    I thought Sir John Lyon retired on 31st December. Private Eye p8 this week seems to confirm that


  8. 13
    Twelfth Man says:

    Owzat !


  9. 16
    Ffion says:

    Has anyone seen my Willy?


  10. 17
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    So why haven’t Tom Watson and John Mann reported this matter. Because they are two faced hypocritical arsewipes.


    • 55
      Fat Bastard says:

      Claiming that I don’t care, when it’s one of MY guys, are you, punk?
      You’re going to fucking regret– wait, who am I kidding? You’re right, of course!


  11. 21

    A pig calling a pig Porkey !


  12. 24
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Pathetic! Is he going to write and complain about any of his fellow Tory MP’s?

    I think you’ll a higher level of mentality in a school playground


  13. 26
    keredybretsa says:

    Utmost integrity naice turn of phrase. Perhaps it is time to declare the immortal House
    a Alzheimer Free Zone. Of course it khan happen that someone khan forget 3 grand
    in a beige envelope, particularly if there were several envelopes on the desk at the time!


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    Smig says:

    It looks suspiciously like action for the sake of appearing to do something.

    Sir Humphrey Appleby would be proud.


  16. 31

    Just when you thought it was safe to eat your horse burgers it has come to light that some of the horses contained a steroid called phenylbutazone which health experts say is carcinogenic and could give you cancer

    Yum Yum Yum


    • 36
      STuN says:



    • 48
      A Horse says:

      This is a very humbling time for me. Of course I took drugs but, heck, everybody was doing it back then. (Takes out onion). Oprah, I am in a very bad place right now.


      • 64
        Sent on my ipad from my white itehice says:

        You should know by now that “experts” eat horse shyte for breakfast. Don’t believe a word of it [follow the money]


  17. 32
    Gordon Brown says:

    I used to be Gordon Brown.


  18. 34
    Sir William says:

    When Sadiq met the Queen, I overheard the following conversation:

    “Mr Khan, we are surprised to see that your hands are in your pockets.”

    “Sorry ma’am, I didn’t mean any disrespect.”

    “It’s just that they’re normally in someone else’s pocket.”


  19. 37
    Battered says:

    I’m putting Iceland on the terror list.

    You ever tried their frozen hamburgers?


  20. 41
    Andrew Stephenson MP says:

    Hat-tip Guido Fawkes


  21. 44
    Dave Camera on says:


    I need a name. Something like Windrush Ventures.

    Any suggestions?


  22. 46
    A Welsh Ball Boy says:

    That man is obviously hiding something.


  23. 47
    Iceland PM lays the smack down on Brown says:


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  25. 59
    Jimmy says:

    One of Lord Cashpoint’s scholarship boys it would seem. Wants to talk about finance? Lovely.


  26. 66
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Did we know. Michael. Gove s wife has a receding hair problem ??

    She was on about it ad nauseam on. Radio four this morning .


  27. 67
    Kathryn Hudson not yet CB says:

    I can confirm that I will continue the fine tradition of Sir John , no doubt soon to be “Lord Lyon of Corner House” and do sweet FA for my lovely money.

    As should be expected when the watch dog is employed and paid with taxpayers money by the villains themselves!


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