Still no answers from Sadiq Khan over his missing money. Now Tory MP Andrew Stephenson has written to Sir John Lyon asking him to investigate. This should move things along nicely:
It is now in the hands of the authorities…
UPDATE: Just a small FYI for the Tories – Sir John Lyon is no longer the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner, it is now Kathryn Hudson. Oh dear…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
‘Oh right’ – Stephanie Flanders!
” Well fuck me “
Been there. Had that. Got the T shirt!
Yeh, yeh. Everybody knows that.
Next.
Look at the size of that flamboyant signature – what a self-regarding knob. Still, shouldn’t be a surprise, guven that being a wanker is almost a prerequisite for becoming an MP.
Wouldn’t a self-regarding knob have done much more to gain self-publicity since the last election? Had you heard of him before today?
The signature of the important man [containeth] no characters; it is an squiggle in the eyes of the humble.
An excellent point well made, Fondleboys.
Mr Blanchard told Radio 4′s Today programme on Thursday that conditions in the country had worsened – yesterday the fund cut its forecasts for UK growth to 1pc this year – and he thought the March Budget would be a “good time to take stock”.
“We said that if things look bad at the beginning of 2013 – which they do – then there should be a reassessment of fiscal policy,” he said, adding that the fund’s advice to Britain has not fundamentally changed.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9823024/Time-for-Plan-B-in-Britain-IMF-chief-economist-Oliver-Blanchard-tells-George-Osborne.html
That manic ZaNuLieBor bastard Brown and his finger puppet Balls seriously fucked up the UK economy, and we are still borrowing to pay all the welfare recipients who they gerrymandered!
Stick that where something pink and fleshy normally goes!
The acid tongue of our blessed lefty Steph Flanders was also at it again on the news on the ‘Today’ programme.
‘Reporting’ on the Davos Forum after an interview with IMF chief economist, Oliver Blanchard she barked out a lazy and obvious personal opinion in her report…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01q02mm
at 1h 3m for some flanders speak
Fragile economic recovery surely, not ‘feeble’, the brainwashing continues!!
Always happy to take stock.
I see Cameron’s wearing his baggy trousers suit with deep pockets for all those brown envelopes he’s hoping to trouser.
No way all tight fisted gits in Davos! Envelopes are beige coloured and slip easily and quickly into pockets. In the old days we used to fill a cigarette packet with notes and if the receiver didn’t speak, we had him on our list!!!
Lights off, camera off.
They are padded so he doesn’t get too much of a kicking from the EU gravy train lovers attending Davos.
Has anybody kicked that Balls boy yet?
Ballboy Charlie Morgan kicked by Eden Hazard had tweeted about time-wasting.
Aha, he’s been flushed out now!
Looks to me like Sadiq Khan can’t tell the difference between £3,000 and £6,000. No wonder Labour made such a mess of the economy.
I told Khan there was no money left.
More power to his elbow, but a pity he feels it necessary to add a silly, childish slogan at the bottom of his Commons’ headed notepaper.
+1 – though I suppose Pendle might be his pet name for his todger, in which case “Working all year round for Pendle” would be correct, if somewhat overly honest.
I thought that Sir John had now departed from his part time post whitewashing for MPs and had been replaced by a female with similar strengths. Has he gone and why don’t these MPs keep up if he has?
You would have thought that with the number of such letters Tories have to write about thieving ZaNuLieBor troughers they would know who the correct addressee should be!
I thought Sir John Lyon retired on 31st December. Private Eye p8 this week seems to confirm that
I see that Kathryn Hudson had been doing the job for 21 days before the dimwit MP decided to write to the retired bloke.
Yes, but I bet Sir John’s pension is nearly the same as his salary for doing bugger all.
To be fair, he did bugger all either side of his retirement.
Owzat !
Has anyone seen my Willy?
it is God,s WILL that man follows the divine spirit. for God says Will.I.am.
icke is fake.
if the talimen don’t get him first…
So why haven’t Tom Watson and John Mann reported this matter. Because they are two faced hypocritical arsewipes.
Claiming that I don’t care, when it’s one of MY guys, are you, punk?
You’re going to fucking regret– wait, who am I kidding? You’re right, of course!
A pig calling a pig Porkey !
Pathetic! Is he going to write and complain about any of his fellow Tory MP’s?
I think you’ll a higher level of mentality in a school playground
Well you can be sure nobody from Labour is going to complain about expense fiddling politicians. It is in their DNA.
I’ll say it is!!
Utmost integrity naice turn of phrase. Perhaps it is time to declare the immortal House
a Alzheimer Free Zone. Of course it khan happen that someone khan forget 3 grand
in a beige envelope, particularly if there were several envelopes on the desk at the time!
Stephanie Flanders admits to being ‘nauseated’ by George Osborne
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/8685950/Stephanie-Flanders-admits-to-being-nauseated-by-George-Osborne.html
Ed Miliband and Ed Balls
” How do you think we felt “
I think many of us can say, without fear of contradiction,that steph and the BBC nauseates the fuck out of us.
But I would still shag him
It looks suspiciously like action for the sake of appearing to do something.
Sir Humphrey Appleby would be proud.
We never get any credit.
Just when you thought it was safe to eat your horse burgers it has come to light that some of the horses contained a steroid called phenylbutazone which health experts say is carcinogenic and could give you cancer
Yum Yum Yum
Neigh
This is a very humbling time for me. Of course I took drugs but, heck, everybody was doing it back then. (Takes out onion). Oprah, I am in a very bad place right now.
You should know by now that “experts” eat horse shyte for breakfast. Don’t believe a word of it [follow the money]
I used to be Gordon Brown.
When Sadiq met the Queen, I overheard the following conversation:
“Mr Khan, we are surprised to see that your hands are in your pockets.”
“Sorry ma’am, I didn’t mean any disrespect.”
“It’s just that they’re normally in someone else’s pocket.”
How we laughed…
Orf with his head…
I’m putting Iceland on the terror list.
You ever tried their frozen hamburgers?
Who is this Grimsson geyser anyway?
A bigot.
PS
Hat-tip Guido Fawkes
Hmm.
I need a name. Something like Windrush Ventures.
Any suggestions?
LongGrass LLP
That man is obviously hiding something.
The Brown comments start around 7.15.
I told Sue all those Icelanders are bigoted terrorists.
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/health-hazard.html
One of Lord Cashpoint’s scholarship boys it would seem. Wants to talk about finance? Lovely.
Did we know. Michael. Gove s wife has a receding hair problem ??
She was on about it ad nauseam on. Radio four this morning .
I can confirm that I will continue the fine tradition of Sir John , no doubt soon to be “Lord Lyon of Corner House” and do sweet FA for my lovely money.
As should be expected when the watch dog is employed and paid with taxpayers money by the villains themselves!
Thanks, herewith I list my achievements for my many admirers:
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