January 24th, 2013

MacShane Finds a Friend In the Staggers

Tin foil hat time over at the progressive workhouse that is the Staggers. Apparently the police have re-opened their investigations into proven liar Denis MacShane because of David Cameron’s speech on Europe. No, really:

macshane-cake“What’s really going on with this new police investigation into Denis MacShane’s expenses? Months ago, the police said there would be no charges, and there’s no new information. There’s a reason why they have suddenly reopened it, now of all times, and it’s got nothing at all to do with Denis’s expenses, and everything to do with David Cameron’s speech about Europe.”

Francis Beckett froths on before admitting MacShane is a old friend and then saying it’s all fine because David Laws thieved more. He then has a go at Guido for doing his job of exposing crooks. Yes Guido is vindictive, MacShane would still be at it if he was not…


  1. 1
    The Great Huhnedini says:

    You ain’t seen me. Right!

  2. 2

    Well i won’t Shed a tear for him !

  3. 3
    Mrs Lefty says:

    hell hath no fury as a woman scorned

  4. 4
    dick dastardardly mp says:

    I shouldn’t worry. Almost noone reads it and if anyone does they lose money

  5. 5
    Dr J Goebbels says:

    The essence of propaganda consists in winning people over to an idea so sincerely, so vitally, that in the end they succumb to it utterly and can never escape from it.

  6. 6
    Steve Miliband says:

    So the Albanian Rozzers knew what was going to be in Camerons speech and at the bequest of the Government arrested McShane on false pretences in case McShane opposed a referendum? I have I got that right?

  7. 7
    you could'nt make it up! says:

    Unbalanced BBC at it again with Brillo and the gerbil having one Tory MP and four Labour MP’s on Politics today?

  8. 8
    A well known Oirish blogger says:

    Hang all the expense cheating bastards!

  9. 9
  10. 10
    Keith Vaz says:

    This persecution of the excellent Denis McShane is wrong and politically motivated. My friend Denis is as honest as I am………

  11. 11
    Peter Mandelson says:

    And me

  12. 12
    Tony Blair says:

    Me too

  13. 13
    Who says MPs aren't busy and useful says:

    From our MP

    Dear Resident,

    From Bramall Hall to Bruntwood Park, our area always looks spectacular in the snow.

    However, whilst we may not have had as much disruption as other areas, it is still important we’re prepared! With more heavy snow forecast for Friday I wanted to send a quick note to highlight some useful web links and contact details which will help keep you informed of any problems in our area and make sure you and your family can be as safe as possible.

    Our Roads

    There are no emergency road closures at present but if you are travelling by road, pleasekeep updated on roadworks across the region by visiting the BBC Travel News website for Manchester.

    For driving safety advice during winter please visit the Travelling During Winter Weather webpages on the Stockport Council website.
    For more information on general roadworks taking place within Stockport pleasevisit http://www.stockport.gov.uk/roadworks.


    As per usual, Stockport Council will continue to prioritise gritting major roads and bus routes. Although the Council is working hard to keep the roads clear and safe, please do let me know of any specific problems and I will keep the pressure up on the Council to make our roads as safe as possible in the icy & snowy conditions. Just ring my office on Gillbent Road, Cheadle Hulme, on 0161 486 1359.

    For information on what the priority routes are, which footpaths are gritted daily and the location of grit bins in the borough please visit http://www.stockport.gov.uk/gritting.

    Public transport

    Please visit the Transport for Greater Manchester website for more information about public transport, including our local bus services.

    Alternatively, if you are looking at getting a train over the next few days, I suggest visiting http://www.nationalrail.co.uk which has comprehensive details and any timetable changes.

  14. 14
    Stephen Byers says:

    Don’t forget me

  15. 15
    The Great Huhnedini says:

    And Me

  16. 16
    One of Santa's elves says:

  17. 17
    Chris Huhne says:


  18. 18
    The BBC says:

    We apologise for this oversight – there will be six labour points of view tomorrow

  19. 19
    Odd Misreading says:

    Misread that as: Unbalanced BBC at it again with Brillo and a gerbil having one Tory MP and four labradors on Politics today?

  20. 20
    Lord Prescott says:

    Flubbilub flubidibub flub flub

  21. 21
    Margaret Moron says:

    and me

  22. 22
    Lord Oakshitter says:

    I’m right behind you

  23. 23

    What the police / UK borders / Government going to do about this shit on OUR Streets ?

    ans Nothing !

  24. 24
    Average voter says:

    Who de fuck you den?

  25. 25

    Can’t bear revolting creature who was always the first to hawk himself around the media outlets to stick the knife into any Tory. Tin hats all roundxx

  26. 26
    Caroline Flint says:

    11.52 am And me
    12.32 pm Not me

  27. 27
    Lady Yvette Cooper and her Balls says:

    Flipping ‘eck

  28. 28
    Sticky Vicky says:

    You can see me performing most nights in Benidorm

  29. 29
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    MacShane has a friend at the Staggers, that’s staggering.

  30. 30
    Peter Hain says:

    I am as honest as all my colleagues. And I got away with it.

  31. 31
    The BBC says:

    We know. WE have been practicing it with increasing success for the past 30 years…our greatest success was in the 2010 General Election Campaign convincing people that a “Balanced Parliament” would be good for Britain.

  32. 32
    Raving Loon says:

    Nothing I would have thought.

  33. 33
    Ms Flint to you says:

    14:19 I need notice of that question.

  34. 34
    Hollande says:

    Well, this was going on in Paris:

    Commonality: !slam / EU

  35. 35
    A seeker after truth says:

    Beyond the fact that he is a knob, is there any Huhne news that Mr Justice Sweeney is willing to have circulated?

  36. 36
    Nows there's something I never thought I would hear says:

    Denis Mc Shane has a friend!

  37. 37
    VERITAS says:

    Send him down thieving , lying cnut.

  38. 38
    Sid the Sexist says:

    I expect the dogs were all female Labour MPs.

  39. 39
    Observer says:

    Denis MacShane: “I’d be a potential EU commissioner in Brussels if it weren’t for those pesky bloggers.”

  40. 40
    Al Capone says:

    And me

  41. 41
    Mr Justice Sweeny never says:

    Christopher Huhne, I sentence you to………………

  42. 42
    Dave Camera on says:

    I promise that every room will have a door by 2017.

  43. 43
    Denis McShame says:

    …….and having been caught with my hand right in the till.

  44. 44

    Surely the Police are only for Labour?

    How could they possibly spite Cameroon by turning their fire on one of the Red Flag’s doughtiest sons?

    Have I somehow got this awfully wrong?

  45. 45
    Dianne Abbott says:

    I’ll have a whopper and french fries and a whopper and a milkshake and a whopper. I’m on a diet don’t you know?

  46. 46
    Owen Jones says:

    Shut it lasagne boy.

  47. 47
    Beards for Politicians and celebrities R us says:

    The Staggers piece is similar to the blind loyalty found in Cultists !

  48. 48
    Back@woodsman says:

    Don’t think its tin foil hat time, I think its tin foil hat plus tin foil onesie time. Fucking pointless fuckwits. Sort of trash Toilets mcGuire writes for the Mirror mongs.

  49. 49
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Please, can anybody explain to me the point of GuidoFawkes? He’s just a (not very effective) troll so why is he so famous?

  50. 50
    Not a BBC spokesperson says:

    Right as usual my BBC comrade.
    How can anybody not agree with this except for those swivel eyed loons that want out of the EU and anybody that denies man made climate change – they’re all mad.
    Thank you for your money (hahaha, we’ll just take it anyway).

  51. 51
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Usual Staggers spelling.

  52. 52
    Not a BBC spokesperson says:

    And for that remark, expect a couple of detector vans to pass by and a visit from a ‘revenue protection officer’.
    There’s plenty of room at the gulag in Salford mate…

  53. 53
    Owen Jones says:

    Yet another Tory mugging of Britain’s poorest – the bedroom tax is coming. My little piece for The People http://tinyurl.com/apgdzwp

  54. 54
    Didn't tou never do history at skule says:

    Because he almost blew up the parleymink!

  55. 55
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Let’s have a heated debate

    Which should be the lower:-

    The age of consent


    The voting age.

  56. 56

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    Look on their works, ye Bride’s Nighty, and despair!

  57. 57
    old SHEP says:

    Ask Silent Bob.

  58. 58
    Not well says:

    WHAT the actual fμck!
    Did I read that correctly, that Stephen Pound is the Shadow Minister for Northern Ireland?
    I really must leave off the vino..

  59. 59
    keredybretsa says:

    Presumably it has nothing to do with the dishonourable MacShame being slightly money orientated in a dishonest manner. Now of course if he’d been a MEP he could have really shovelled money into his suitcases and no one would have cared or noticed! Carry on Guido encore, encore.

  60. 60

    You can lead a whore to culture, but you cannot make her think.

  61. 61
    Doc Joe's Boss says:

    “The Big Lie”: A lie so large that it convinces by its sheer audacity! For even if it is immediately debunked, it lingers like a bad odour, because most people will still think that there had to have been SOME kernel of truth in it, no smoke without fire if you will, or why would someone have said it? Most people’s lies are on a small scale, about matters no-one will call them on, because most people are probably a little bit corrupted, but they are not pathological liars. Most people would never tell a lie on a grand scale, for fear of being found out– and they assume everyone else is that way, too. They cannot conceive of a lie so breathtakingly large in scope, and yet so simple in detail, being told and parroted over and over again, and the liar being able to get away with it! Of course, most people believe that a political party’s best weapon is the truth, too. That’s how the liar succeeds– most people are naive when it comes to seeing how ambitious politicians really are.

  62. 62
    Scientist says:

    Detector vans ceased working when valve based TVs did. There are no such things these days, just a lying con by the Capita salesmen.

  63. 63
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    The corrupt defending the corrupt!

  64. 64
    Meanwhile at Southwark says:

    Court 3 T20127076
    For Mention – Case adjourned until 16:00


  65. 65
    Gonk III says:

    You could always try a low fat whopper smothered in fat free
    ice cream covered in low fat fat.

  66. 66

    And there was I thinking that a Fazioli was some kind of vaginal decoration…

  67. 67
    old SHEP says:

    Come on, you’ve got to admit that turning a garage into a fixed income of £125,000 a year is a work of entrepreneurial genius.

  68. 68
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Because he doesn’t need to take a tusk up his arse before he’s willing to discuss the elephant that’s in the room. He’s willing to tell anyone who will listen, not only whether or not the Emperor has any clothes, but whether or not the Emperor has any cojones either.

  69. 69
    I used to be a bisexual says:

    It is the PC version of a bezonkel nut

  70. 70
    I'm trying to conceal my contempt, your honour says:

    Why is it “contempt”? What’s that got to do with speeding or fiddling who was driving?

  71. 71
    Not a BBC spokesperson says:

    Ssshhh, there’s room for you as well comrade!

  72. 72
    May I just remove your garments, my dear? says:

    Age of consent in Europe varies from 13 to 18:


    It’s 21 in Bahrain.

  73. 73
    old SHEP says:

    Contempt of court has now taken on a different meaning, if you get what I mean.

  74. 74

    Pay your licence fee, plebs.

    Or we’ll send Owen round to shag your sons – and your sons will like it.

  75. 75

    Am I a trustworthy boy Nursey! I don’t play with my poo anymore. I play with my beards poo!

  76. 76

    ..and Huhne is saying: “It was the fat bastard in the red suit, M’lud. He was driving.”

  77. 77

    Has McShame got a new job on Scooby Doo?

  78. 78
    Pew-kkkkk says:

    Straw was on.

    Has he recovered from his depression?
    Watching him, I think that I’ve caught it.
    What a total r-sole the man is.

    Can Straw not shake off his mortal coil soon, as with the other Blair weasels?

  79. 79
    VERITAS says:

    Pound as much use as a bucketful of shite

  80. 80
    Beards for Politicians and celebrities R us says:

    The wilfully blind defending criminals

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Sooner the staggers folds the better and the sooner McThief gets banged up the better. Both shite.

  82. 82
    Is he a Quare ? says:

    You sound like a quare, you dress like a quare, your hair’s like a quare, you have the opinions of a quare and Bunny says your a frightful quare.

    Are you a quare ?

  83. 83
    Thrapper says:

    And get that thieving git Laws while you are at it.

  84. 84
    David B says:

    So it’s no longer the fault of the BNP now it’s the pesky bloggers fault!!!

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    It is a ploy designed to divert attention from the Hu*hne trial & appears to be very successful.
    I remain convinced that H will get away with it & await the famous phrase “you leave this court without a stain on your character”.

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