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Lib Dems Should Support EU Referendum | LibDemVoice
Feldman’s Denial | Fraser Nelson
Obama’s Presidency is Imploding | Nile Gardiner
Miliband Could Be a Great PM | Thomas Pascoe
What Are You Really Paying in Income Tax? | TPA
Galloway’s Mad Month | The Commentator
Murdoch: Facebook is the New MySpace | Telegraph
Clegg’s Manifesto Referendum Pledge Spin Unravels | ConHome
Coalition Here to Stay | Ben Brogan
Tories Plan Coalition Divorce | Times
Public Doesn’t Back Dave on Europe | Peter Kellner
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Threads thick and fast.
Monicker variations thick and fast !
Sock-puppets washed and changed.
only when they get really crusty.
Use to be
As thick as a Planck
Steady as she goes dead ahead
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21176238
Thraight from the fridgthe?
One day!
Forhow long will Cameron`s euro-speech fool us all?
The devil will be in the detail and will need VERY close examination.
A lack of detail is exactly the point?
-24hours.
If Ed agrees to a referendum just before the election, Dave`s strategy will unwind. It will be back to 1975 with all establishment parties urging `yes`.
It`s a plot!
It`s a play on words!
it’s a get-up.
Its simply simply divine.
No proposed detail – it says nothing.
Five more years!!!!!
Its a con!
By 2015, it will be yet another LabLibCon.
It`s a disgrace!
The empahsis must be on a fully detailed and comprehensive list of what powers will be RETAINED by the EU not on which powers will be surrendered. Watch out for trickery at home and abroad!
Just heard some farmers laughing about being paid twice by the EU with British taxpayers money.
Reform CAP – didn’t the war criminal Blair surrender our rebate for proper reform?
Lab / Lab / Con – they will not tell the truth about the costs of the EU.
F_ck ‘em- landowners at the trough and the Cleggs, Camerons and Milibands – vote Ukip.
Farm `subsidies` are a joke and a swindle enabling farmers to exploit every loophole imaginable.
Land owners, not farmers!
Please do not think the CAP as anything to do with food production.
Where exactly did Cam-moron say he’d take any notice of a vote to leave the EU? All he said is give people a say.
It’s like a woman listening to your opinion, she takes no notice.
Yes dear
They both look nice – you decide.
No thanks I don’t want any ‘insert here’ Ill just have some of yours
Exactly, it’s all bollocks from Dave.
If the Britisher swine vote to leave, we will simply make you vote again and again, until you change your minds.
I thought we had liberated Benghazi and that they were all very grateful .
Well why is it the Government is telling UK citizens to drop everything and leave prompt or better still the day before yesterday.
I cannot understand any of this.
Is it all to do with the French ?
The sahara desert.
Its a bit like the schengen area of africa. You don’t get your passport checked, or your boot sniffed by a spaniel when you cross the borders.
PS: yes
You believe anything about the post Spring countries that has been reported in the UK ?
Hopefully the Common Purpose parasites will be exterminated en route to the airport.
Are Tories stupid to be taken in by all this?
Clearly – along with what seems to be 90% of the population.
A nation of naieve twits?
Certainly not a nation of spellers anymore by the look of it F.N.T.! Educated under Labour by the look of it.
Couldn’t the EUSSR go on a three day week for six months, and save everybody billions?
I know it would mean that the little people across Europe would have to put up with less laws and edicts during that time, but I’m sure we could make do as it would be saving us money.
Come to think of it, what do all those thousands of EUSSR workers do everyday?
Plot our downfall – and then translate it all into 30 languages.
The downfall is almost completed, and will not need translation.
3 day week !!!!
Bloody hell I am not working that many days a week.
I can do nine jobs in a 3 day week.
ALL the gossip on Chris?
I think not…
I heard a rumour that he’s a bit of a knob but you probably already know that’s not true as he is a lot of a knob.
It would be interesting to know Mr Justice Sweeney’s reasons for keeping us from the entertainment.
Yeah right
Clicked on the link in “Quote of the day” and came across this quote from George Orwell.
‘First of all, a message to English left-wing journalists and intellectuals generally: “Do remember that dishonesty and cowardice always have to be paid for. Don’t imagine that for years on end you can make yourself the boot-licking propagandist of the Soviet regime, or any other regime, and then suddenly turn to mental decency. Once a whore, always a whore.”‘
This should be tattooed on the the foreheads on all our lefty friends
Of course, we all know what the Leftie reaction to all this would be:
“…[O]r any other regime…”
Would that description encompass the EU, do you suppose?
Oh no, how dare you compare the EU to the old USSR?
And Leftie journalists to whores?
HATE SPEECH!!! MUST DESTROY!!!
Even though, to be fair, we would have shilled for the old Soviets ourselves– and it isn’t just only Lefties who like the EU– but we know what you’re trying to say, don’t we? THAT’s why it’s HATE SPEECH!!! MUST DESTROY!!!
Sex Worker, not Whore you unspeakable right-wing cad and potential rapist.
Farage has gone quiet. Is he writing UKIP’s winding up speech?
What seems to have gone unnoticed is that, UKIP won’t actually be able stand candidates at the next election. Given that the current conditions for not standing is that the Conservative candidate has to publicly back the idea of an In/Out referendum on EU membership. As this will be Conservative party policy, it is safe to assume that just about every candidate we be publicly backing such an idea!
Please can Farage clarify what UKIP’s position will be at the next general election if the Conservatives are sticking to that commitment?
Its a long time ahead.
he can still say what UKIPs’s position will be if the Conservatives are sticking to it.
It’s not an unreasonable request.
Farage was doing the rounds yesterday, stating that UKIP will be standing in the General Election 2015 also in the EU elections next year, he was saying that cameroon is just not trusted after his “cast iron guarantee”" on the Lisbon treaty. I think that he has a point.
The electoral ‘pact’ was Michael Fabricant’s idea, not UKIP’s?
What a little wanker he is, He will stand candidates in marginals then!! What nasty little Liebour shill he is.
Cameron didn’t break a promise in the Lisbon treaty, GORDON FVCKING BROWN DID!!!!
It was already passed into EU law before the election, a referendum would have had no effect you fvcking numbskull! Not to mention the Lib dems would rather poke their own eyes out than vote for a bill that would be anti-EU.
But there again, 30% of UKVNT voters are though to be ex-Labour so it might be worth the twats hanging around, as right-wingers will be back with Tories.
No, we won’t dear. You are living in cloud cuckoo land.
Your time might be spent more constructively helping Ed come up with some policies, not trolling on an anti-politics blog.
Lets play a game.
From the last general election I’d like you to take all of UKIP votes and add them to the Tory votes for each and every constituency, then I want you to ask yourself this question.
Would Dave have had a majority in the 2010 general election with those extra UKIP votes added?
Let’s play another game, this one can be called ‘The Lisbon treaty excuse’ you might know how it goes.
Cameron makes a cast iron pledge, McRuin signs Lisbon, Cameron bleats we’re stuck with it forever now, there’s nothing I can do.
Then, when Cameron’s numbers are falling off a cliff, he suddenly says ‘my hands are not tied forever now’ we can have a referendum!
Now children, here’s the question.
How come we couldn’t have a referendum before, because of McRuin’s treachery, but we can have a referendum at some point in the distant future, albeit, qualified by lot’s and lot’s of if, if, if, if’s of course?
let’s play another game, If the Conservatives has sounded like Farage, how many votes would they have lost from the floating vote?
That’s right children, a lot more than they lost to UKIP, who are mainly made up of twats who only ever voted Tory in 1983, if ever, or never vote or are Ex-Labour!
Ha, ha, ha, torwee troll changes the subject as fast as liar Cameron. It must suck to be you.
Entirely agree C.O.A.B.
UKIP is basically a one trick pony & Labour are just bare faced l.i.a.r.s.
Even if the ‘one trick pony’ jibe were true, it doesn’t excuse Cameron’s repeated lies and scaremongering, regarding how terrible it will be, if we dare to leave the EU shithouse.
In three minutes and ten seconds, the time will be …
Now.
Relative
You missed!
He was uncertain.
former (e)=mc²
Former energy …
Wait a minute, I am not allowed to complete this equation!
That was Heisinger wasn’t it?
Don’t be a Bohr!
What do we really mean by the artificial construct that we use to measure time and has become a replacement for the difficult to comprehend abstraction? If only we ahd the time and space to explore it more fully………
Janet!
Put the kettle on!
For the English scholars, sentencing will be on Friday.
If Milliband Jnr has been told that to improve his chances at the next general election he needs to spend £14000 to get his nose fixed. Yes that is about the price in todays market but and a big but, what are to costs to stop him being a complete loon?
I thought he had it done last year? Didn’t make any difference to his brain.
Ed Miliband needs fourteen thousand pounds worth of work done on cosmetic surgery, the result being he’ll look even more like a slightly younger version of me than he already does. I should be flattered, I guess– everybody loves Raymond, right? (And who’s got a big but?)
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/294869
I can rearrange his boatrace for fucking free
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-21181174
Come, death, welcome
and welcome
Reap what you sow
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January 24, 2013 at 4:19 pm
Got her!
One for Grand Uncle
Got her!
One for Grand Uncle
Are you certain?
#48
Its the principle
Are you sure?
Is this a trick question?
He is uncertain.
I think not!
*disappears*
I think you’ve all had a little too much Planck…
Someone should have been walking off it by now…
Last few days, Europhiles telling us EU exit will cost many jobs.
Today, Spanish unemployment rate up to 26%(55% with the young)
I would be interested to know,”How many British Citizens either work for the
discredited EU,and,how many of the “Good and the Great,recieve money from
the EU,be it pensions or grants?????i
We should have the IN/OUT referendum before the next election while the tories are in government,as there are too many “Ifs and buts”, and the outcome of the next election is not known.If the tories dont win,then the opportunity of a referendum will be lost for another generation or so.Good speech though!!!
If there is a job going in this EU place then I am definitrly voting for it.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum , they can’t find the position.
Its because theoretical physicists ten to go to singularity bars for a drink.
*tend*
Technological Education and National Development
The bartender says “what can I get you”
A neutrino walks into a bar
…ynnuf tib a llew
ynnuF yrev
because aspergers syndrome puts girl off.
Ona lighter note, where has balls been hiding for the last couple of days?
Look in the bag or at the vets.
Perhaps he is at Davos where all of the cnut have gone to try to get beige envelopes.
On lbc at the moment saying that the plod have been fiddling the crime figures again.
Is it a fiddle or the fact that numeracy has been an undrated skill in plod recruitment.
Nonsense ! Next, you’ll be saying that politicians fiddle their expenses.
Or that BBC employees fiddled with kids whilst I fiddled as Rome burnt.
YOU FUCKING WHAT
Say hello to Mr Taser.
It is easier than that, they are just rude and abusive to anyone that might cause them work, and refuse to listen so there was no crime reported. As long as they start attacking the person reporting the crime there never will be any crimes.
We have enough public proof recently. It is always the victims fault.
But personally I wish that inspector who had a go at me, similar treatment if he ever gets on the wrong end of the UK corruption. But he will not know about the death that resulted from his actions.
*dons black wig*
Oh, yes pleeeeease !!!
Now that Brits are been told to get the hell out of Libya asap… does this mean Hague’s and Dave’s intervention in that country has gone Eric Pickle shaped
It merely indicates that the religion of piss despises democracy.
Shame Liebour didn’t do the same in Iraq and Afghanistan, I’d rather the troops be made redundant than come home in body bags, but nothing like Liebour politicians showing their braindead how gung ho and expensive they are
go sub and repeat
You should start from zero:
For h = 0 to n
For h=1:1 Q:BORED=True W *7,!,”Adjourn”
hehehe it’s not true, those Germans do have a sense of humor after all.
http://www.bild.de/politik/ausland/grossbritanien/briten-sind-so-schoen-verrueckt-28222458.bild.html
14 grand of cosmetic surgery won’t win Miliband an election, although if someone were to invent an operation to make him less of a pillock, he might stand more of a chance.
In rural Ireland until recently Paddy McNee was making and selling chicken burgers. These became very popular due to the taste, an old family secret passed down through the generations, and before long Paddy had to expand his manufacturing operations to keep up with demand. He began exporting to Europe, where they were received even better and he soon became rich.
Little did anyone know he had been mixing horsemeat into the chicken burgers, and guilt got the better of him, so he went to Church to relieve his conscience…
“How much horse did u put into the chicken burgers, Patrick?” asked the Priest at confession.
“I never went beyond the 50/50 mark, Father.” he replied. “One chicken, one horse.”
I dream of German-themed wanking parties. I have a fantasy where I grovel at Angela Merkel’s feet, and she shouts….Labour forever.
Britons have paid off half their personal loans since the financial crisis, with debts at their lowest since 1999.
All in this together??
I noticed that as well, the little people that have been dropped in the shit by the big people have managed to reduce their outgoings and pay off debt from necessity and basic housekeeping, whereas the gravy train of the usual suspects keeps on rolling.
I’m on a gravy train with my pensions, benefits (solid as the Rock of Gibraltar) and compensation.
It has it’s drawbacks though. I’ve had to wait in every day this week in case my parcels from Amazon arrive.
Isn’t life a b*itch!
Nonsensical comments.
307 people are declared insolvent or bankrupt every day.
90 properties are repossessed every day
The UK population is growing by an estimated 1,342 people a day.
261 new homes registered per day.
I hope those are not true statistics.