January 23rd, 2013

PMQs Live: Five Years Time Edition

Comments in the comments please.


  1. 1
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron put on to back foot over defence cuts.

    • 20
      EU? In out shake it all about says:

      Cameron is fannying over in out, arms in arms out of my BMW Mini with EU macinations, that will backfire with him.

      • 46
        EU? In out shake it all about says:

        whahey! BMW Minis are great – that fella must be watching Guido as we speak/type.

  2. 2
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed greeted by jeers.

    • 56
      EU? In out shake it all about says:

      How many UKIP MPs are there again?

      EU question just for them, Cameron?

      • 136
        Spartacus says:

        Just imagine if they had more than 3 pct vote. Oh, they now have more than the Clegg Party . . .

        Bolton West:
        Labour 18,329; Conservative 18,235; UKIP 1,901
        Derby North:
        Labour 14,896; Conservative 14,283; UKIP 829
        Derbyshire NE:
        Labour 17,948: Conservative 15,503; UKIP 2,636
        Dorset mid & Poole:
        Labour 21,100; Conservative 20,831; UKIP 2,109
        Dudley North:
        Labour 14,923; Conservative 14,274; UKIP 3,267
        Great Grimsby:
        Labour 10,777: Conservative 10,063: UKIP 2,043
        Hampstead & Kilburn:
        Labour 17,332; Conservative 17,290; UKIP 408
        Middlesbrough South:
        Labour 18,138; Conservative 16,461; UKIP 1,881
        Morley (Ed Balls):
        Labour 18,365; Conservatives 17,264; UKIP 1,506
        Labour 16,393; Conservatives 14,841; UKIP 3,491
        Plymouth Moor View:
        Labour 15,433; Conservatives 13,845; UKIP 3,188
        Liberal 23,635; Conservatives 23,460; UKIP 1,200
        Somerton & Frome:
        Liberal 28,793; Conservatives 26,976; UKIP 1,932
        Southampton Itchen:
        Labour 16,326; Conservatives 16,134; UKIP 1,928
        St Austell & Newquay:
        Liberal 20,189; Conservatives 18,877; UKIP 1,757
        St Ives:
        Liberal 19,619; Conservatives 17,900; UKIP 2,560
        Labour 15,977; Conservatives 14,996; UKIP 2,428
        Walsall North:
        Labour 13,385; Conservatives 12,395; UKIP 1,737
        Walsall South:
        Labour 16,211; Conservatives 14,456; UKIP 3,449
        Liberal 24,560; Conservatives 23,760; UKIP 1,711
        Wirral South:
        Labour 16,276; Conservatives 15,745; UKIP 1,274

        Lest you forget.

  3. 3
    Casual Observer says:

    Godwin’s law in the House ?

  4. 4
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    CMD clear as mud

  5. 5
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Ed Seagullhead.

  6. 6
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    Cameron’s speech was in the best interest of his party not the country.

  7. 7
    g says:

    So what is Ed’s position?

  8. 8
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Good Q by seagullhead.

  9. 9
    .243 Win says:

    EU meets long grass.

  10. 10
    (I don't need no doctor) says:


  11. 11
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Cam is NOT going to win the next election, so we will not get a referendum.

    He is letting 250k Bulgarians & Romanians in at the end of the year.

    Vote UKIP.

  12. 12

    Blah, blah, blah, with so little reality as to The EU’s poverty.

  13. 13
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed heads back into nerdy sixth form mode.

  14. 14
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Sixth Form are back retardED, get back to class!

  15. 15
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Cam is so stupid, he genuinely believes he can get powers back form EU. Fucking idiot.

  16. 16
    Stuart says:

    Noone should start a negotiation by threatening to leave if they don’t get what they want

    • 47
      Plato says:

      Every time I buy a car I say ‘if it’s too expensive, I won’t buy it’. Seems to work…

    • 58
      Anonymous says:

      This is the bias in what Cameron says.

      He will negotiate with the EU and then have an in/out referendum.

      Imagine a stereotype battered partner. Would they try to “negotiate” with the problem partner and then decide to leave?

      I know there might be some so desperate that they would do that, but most would also go to see outside people and bodies and see if there was other help or protection on offer. Would it not be right to also negotiate the alternative first before the decision? How can a negotiation be handled by a person so biased to a single outcome.

      “I do not want to leave my partner”, Cameron actually is saying “I do not want to leave my imaginary idea partner”. Delusional. (Psychiatry A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness)

      Is Cameron the problem or is he a desperate battered partner?

  17. 17
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Motherhood and apple pie – wtf is Miliband on about?

  18. 18
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Theresa May looks ill. Lost a few pounds

  19. 19
    .243 Win says:

    Nothing about CAP, CFP business regulation……or anything that would actually make us more competitive.

    • 26
      .243 Win says:

      If he wants one so feckin’ badly, why didn’t he give us one last time ?

      • 133
        .303 SMLE says:

        Because that cnut Brown and his sockpuppet David Milliband had already signed on the dotted line before Cameron got in.

  20. 21
    Steve Miliband says:

    He said Yes three times you moron

  21. 22
    Casual Observer says:

    Spinning a bit. Vote UKIP ?

  22. 23
    GeoffS says:

    Miliband fail!

  23. 24
    Laughing hangman says:

    Harriet looking confused, no change there then!

  24. 24
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Miliband is utterly useless. The union puppet has nothing to offer.

  25. 27
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron has to skewer Miliband.

    Labour doesn’t want an In Our Referendum.

  26. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Milliband admits they don’t want a referendum.

    That’s Labour’s election chances destroyed.

    • 41
      (I don't need no doctor) says:

      Miliband would borrow money from the EU, and then give it straight back. Miliband has no policies, nothing to offer, and is boring.

      • 134
        Kun Tea Bollox says:

        and the difference between that and borrowing money from India and China and giving it back via DfID whilst retaining the right to pay interest on it forever is….

    • 43
      Pawn Sandwich says:

      He does not seem to understand democracy.

  27. 29
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Fuck off Berc.unt

  28. 30
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Bercow should shut the fuck up.

  29. 31
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Who is that sitting to Cameron’s left? She looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp. NI sec, is she? Where are his usual minders?

  30. 32
    Gawd Help Us says:

    So if you don’t want a say on your future vote Labour.

  31. 33
    Casual Observer says:

    Oh, and perhaps Ed is beginning to realize that the referendum has been pushed to Labour. There should be a least one thing on the blank sheet now…

  32. 34
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Gavin Barwell – escaped from nursery

  33. 35
    Back in the EUSSR says:

    Is Cameron deaf or what Milliband said he didnt want a referendum !

  34. 36
    Doh! says:

    Milliband completely wrong-footed.
    What a twat.

  35. 37
    GeoffS says:

    Cameron has missed a trick – his position boils down to British membership is about demonstrating leadership. it’s because it’s about leadership that Milliband doesn’t understand.

  36. 38
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Overseas aid ring fenced – what a joke. Cam = aristoliberal twat

  37. 38
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Labour want Socialist Europe via the back door, retarED the ‘Backdoor Man’!

  38. 40
    .243 Win says:

    Yep. 800 jobs gone at Honda. Ringing success.

    • 52
      Clarkson says:

      800 created at Land Rover

      • 65
        EU? In out shake it all about says:

        BMW doing great guns too.

        If Cameron carries on with this bull, it’s manufacturing will move to Slovakia or somewhere. Can see it now Clarkson.

        • 86
          GeoffS says:

          Nah! Manufacturing is becoming MORE expensive in EU not less. But hey never let the facts get in the way of a snide remark eh?

  39. 42
    EdButLookBalls says:

    What the feck do you know about work and industry, Dromey you x-dresser!

  40. 48
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Is Villiers related to Desperate Dan? That’s a hell of a chin.

  41. 49
    Tuscan Tony says:

    The first Romanian refugee for 2013 appears to have pitched her tent to Dave’s left.

  42. 50
    R Swiper says:

    Ballsy being kept out of camera shot this week. He has been moved sideways.

  43. 51
    Casual Observer says:

    Tough on hunger, tough on the causes of hunger ?

  44. 54
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Warmfront & Eco complete bollocks – taxpayers being ripped off by cowboy companies.

  45. 55
    Light entertainment says:

  46. 56
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Good plant Dudders old boy!

  47. 59
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    All this crap about losing trade with the EU if we were to leave. It’s all down to price and quality of the goods anyone in the world wants to sell.
    Would anyone in the EU pay more to get less?
    The EU could price itself out of the global market.

    • 70
      .243 Win says:

      Never really clear that it’s business to consumer, not business to consumer via Government, are they ?

    • 95
      GeoffS says:

      Already has – that’s why Mercedes make cars in the Amercias now for the American markets – both North and South America!

      • 109
        Sensible Person says:

        Which is why I only buy Japanese cars that are actually made in Japan.

      • 139
        Catty Comment (Ms) says:

        I suspect they actually ‘assemble’ them rather than make them – same as they do in parts of SE Asia, although if you really want a German one you can still order one instead.

  48. 61
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Preston Council should sack the thousands of clock watching plodders that they employ. End of story.

    • 73
      EU? In out shake it all about says:

      Tine and motion is a load of shit(!). Jobs for the boys by tory management.

  49. 64
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Well said SNP man – 2018 referendum – Cam’s a tosser

  50. 66
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Mike Weir – the first castrato MP

  51. 67
    Anonymous says:

    I want Scotland OUT of the UK, with no Scottish MP’s sitting in an English parliament.

  52. 68
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Feds to play Miserable Murray in SF!

  53. 71
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Problem families? Dig a big pit and build a big wall round it. Throw ‘em in.

  54. 74
    Commons Watch says:

    Nick Clegg is looking like he wants to put his finger in a dyke.

  55. 78
    .243 Win says:

    Deserter in the house !

  56. 79
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Cam totally mis-understood that conveyancing question. Tit.

  57. 80
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Straw Man. short memory!

  58. 83
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Has Jack Straw had a stroke?

  59. 87
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Translator for the Makkem!

  60. 89
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    The British public can have a vote if A) Cam gets re-elected B) there is a renegotiation C) in 2018.


  61. 93
    .243 Win says:

    Short version : sod all.

  62. 94
    Dick.Scratcher says:


  63. 96
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    The Dinosaur!!

  64. 97
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Beast anachronism, still fighting for King Arthur!

  65. 99
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Well said Beeeast – Cam should give Davos the cold shoulder

  66. 100

    Oh good. I missed it…

  67. 101
    The Beast needs to Retire says:

    Bed blocking in Bolsover

  68. 103
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Dennis is mentally ill.

  69. 104
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Bap watch Laing

  70. 105
    .243 Win says:

    Admiral Akbar speaks.

  71. 107
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Labour – Big gobs and no policies.

  72. 108
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    A horse representing Epping Forest – quite appropriate.

  73. 110
    Yes, listen to Tarzan says:

    Then do the opposite

  74. 111
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Feck off Ming, only retardED asks for inquiries!

  75. 112
    Tuscan Tony says:

    The minger!

  76. 113
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Hesser was complaining that he wasn’t paid for that last pile of shit report he did, so doubt he’ll do any more. Thank fuck.

  77. 114
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Labour Co-op, what the feck is that, a mini-market!!

  78. 115
    GeoffS says:

    Denis Skinner – old labour of course and sticks to his guns – even though they’re perennially loaded with blanks! Time he drew his enormous state-funded, index-linked MP’s pension. I’ll look forward to reading that he’s declined the £60k handout given to each MP leaving the house.

  79. 116
    Casual Observer says:

    Is Davies talking about the mong who pastes uTube clips up here ?

  80. 117
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Ming stirring Clegg/Cameron love in.

    Geraint Davies now – used to be MP in Croydon north or somewhere once. Swansea west these days. Putting Cameron on the spot with his “shirkers”.

  81. 121
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Flello Flagellation!

  82. 123
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    “Will the Prime Minister pay tribute to things that are good, and will the Prime Minister also criticise things that are bad?”


  83. 124
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Isn’t Crispin Blunt intimate with Mrs T’s butler???

    Upstairs, Downstairs, In My Lady’s Chamber…

  84. 128
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Well that was fun – but we are left to read between the linees, as usual, since he did not answer one question.

    Ah – Gove’s puppet on A levels now – another load of tory bullshit crap.

    I know scots don’t vote on english affairs, how about paid posh schooled tories not vote on what goes on in state funded schools? Good idea?

    Silicon Valley? What the fuck is she on about? what boollian bollox!

  85. 131
    Anonymous says:

    Er, sorry to spoil the rant but Gove didn’t go to a posh school.
    Unlike Harman and Balls to name just two Labourites who claim to be on the side of the workers but enjoyed privileged upbringings.

    • 147
      Dick.Scratcher says:

      Gove did go to an independent school. See wikip’

      I’m more bothered about the shit novels he writes.

  86. 148
    Moby Dick says:


  87. 149
    Mr Plattitudes says:

    Same old Tories .

  88. 150
    Geordieboy says:

    Fuck the EU, close our borders before the rather underestimated 250,000 Romanians and Albanians set foot in our once Great Britain.

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