January 23rd, 2013

PMQs Live: Five Years Time Edition


  1. 1
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron put on to back foot over defence cuts.

  2. 2
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed greeted by jeers.

  3. 3
    Casual Observer says:

    Godwin’s law in the House ?

  4. 4
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    CMD clear as mud

  5. 5
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Ed Seagullhead.

  6. 6
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    Cameron’s speech was in the best interest of his party not the country.

  7. 7
    g says:

    So what is Ed’s position?

  8. 8
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Good Q by seagullhead.

  9. 9
    .243 Win says:

    EU meets long grass.

  10. 10
    (I don't need no doctor) says:


  11. 11
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Cam is NOT going to win the next election, so we will not get a referendum.

    He is letting 250k Bulgarians & Romanians in at the end of the year.

    Vote UKIP.

  12. 12

    Blah, blah, blah, with so little reality as to The EU’s poverty.

  13. 13
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed heads back into nerdy sixth form mode.

  14. 14
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Sixth Form are back retardED, get back to class!

  15. 15
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Cam is so stupid, he genuinely believes he can get powers back form EU. Fucking idiot.

  16. 16
    Stuart says:

    Noone should start a negotiation by threatening to leave if they don’t get what they want

  17. 17
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Motherhood and apple pie – wtf is Miliband on about?

  18. 18
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Theresa May looks ill. Lost a few pounds

  19. 19
    .243 Win says:

    Nothing about CAP, CFP business regulation……or anything that would actually make us more competitive.

  20. 20
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Cameron is fannying over in out, arms in arms out of my BMW Mini with EU macinations, that will backfire with him.

  21. 21
    Steve Miliband says:

    He said Yes three times you moron

  22. 22
    Casual Observer says:

    Spinning a bit. Vote UKIP ?

  23. 23
    GeoffS says:

    Miliband fail!

  24. 24
    Laughing hangman says:

    Harriet looking confused, no change there then!

  25. 25
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Miliband is utterly useless. The union puppet has nothing to offer.

  26. 26
    .243 Win says:

    If he wants one so feckin’ badly, why didn’t he give us one last time ?

  27. 27
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron has to skewer Miliband.

    Labour doesn’t want an In Our Referendum.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Milliband admits they don’t want a referendum.

    That’s Labour’s election chances destroyed.

  29. 29
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Fuck off Berc.unt

  30. 30
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Bercow should shut the fuck up.

  31. 31
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Who is that sitting to Cameron’s left? She looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp. NI sec, is she? Where are his usual minders?

  32. 32
    Gawd Help Us says:

    So if you don’t want a say on your future vote Labour.

  33. 33
    Casual Observer says:

    Oh, and perhaps Ed is beginning to realize that the referendum has been pushed to Labour. There should be a least one thing on the blank sheet now…

  34. 34
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Gavin Barwell – escaped from nursery

  35. 35
    Back in the EUSSR says:

    Is Cameron deaf or what Milliband said he didnt want a referendum !

  36. 36
    Doh! says:

    Milliband completely wrong-footed.
    What a twat.

  37. 37
    GeoffS says:

    Cameron has missed a trick – his position boils down to British membership is about demonstrating leadership. it’s because it’s about leadership that Milliband doesn’t understand.

  38. 38
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Overseas aid ring fenced – what a joke. Cam = aristoliberal twat

  39. 39
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Labour want Socialist Europe via the back door, retarED the ‘Backdoor Man’!

  40. 40
    .243 Win says:

    Yep. 800 jobs gone at Honda. Ringing success.

  41. 41
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Miliband would borrow money from the EU, and then give it straight back. Miliband has no policies, nothing to offer, and is boring.

  42. 42
    EdButLookBalls says:

    What the feck do you know about work and industry, Dromey you x-dresser!

  43. 43
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    He does not seem to understand democracy.

  44. 44
    A woman says:

    I’d look confused if I was married to a man who won an all-women shortlist.

  45. 45
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Willy Hague’s lovechild by Yvette Cooper Balls

  46. 46
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    whahey! BMW Minis are great – that fella must be watching Guido as we speak/type.

  47. 47
    Plato says:

    Every time I buy a car I say ‘if it’s too expensive, I won’t buy it’. Seems to work…

  48. 48
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Is Villiers related to Desperate Dan? That’s a hell of a chin.

  49. 49
    Tuscan Tony says:

    The first Romanian refugee for 2013 appears to have pitched her tent to Dave’s left.

  50. 50
    R Swiper says:

    Ballsy being kept out of camera shot this week. He has been moved sideways.

  51. 51
    Casual Observer says:

    Tough on hunger, tough on the causes of hunger ?

  52. 52
    Clarkson says:

    800 created at Land Rover

  53. 53
    Plato says:

    Cameron is offering us Democracy? Yeah, right…

  54. 54
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Warmfront & Eco complete bollocks – taxpayers being ripped off by cowboy companies.

  55. 55
    Light entertainment says:

  56. 56
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Good plant Dudders old boy!

  57. 57
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    How many UKIP MPs are there again?

    EU question just for them, Cameron?

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    This is the bias in what Cameron says.

    He will negotiate with the EU and then have an in/out referendum.

    Imagine a stereotype battered partner. Would they try to “negotiate” with the problem partner and then decide to leave?

    I know there might be some so desperate that they would do that, but most would also go to see outside people and bodies and see if there was other help or protection on offer. Would it not be right to also negotiate the alternative first before the decision? How can a negotiation be handled by a person so biased to a single outcome.

    “I do not want to leave my partner”, Cameron actually is saying “I do not want to leave my imaginary idea partner”. Delusional. (Psychiatry A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness)

    Is Cameron the problem or is he a desperate battered partner?

  59. 59
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    All this crap about losing trade with the EU if we were to leave. It’s all down to price and quality of the goods anyone in the world wants to sell.
    Would anyone in the EU pay more to get less?
    The EU could price itself out of the global market.

  60. 60
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Another climate change tax grab!

  61. 61
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Preston Council should sack the thousands of clock watching plodders that they employ. End of story.

  62. 62
    EdButLookBalls says:

    The scrotal sac has slid sideways on the green leather, spare the thought!

  63. 63
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    I get all the food I want?

  64. 64
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Well said SNP man – 2018 referendum – Cam’s a tosser

  65. 65
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    BMW doing great guns too.

    If Cameron carries on with this bull, it’s manufacturing will move to Slovakia or somewhere. Can see it now Clarkson.

  66. 66
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Mike Weir – the first castrato MP

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    I want Scotland OUT of the UK, with no Scottish MP’s sitting in an English parliament.

  68. 68
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Feds to play Miserable Murray in SF!

  69. 69
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Labour are a load of plants.

  70. 70
    .243 Win says:

    Never really clear that it’s business to consumer, not business to consumer via Government, are they ?

  71. 71
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Problem families? Dig a big pit and build a big wall round it. Throw ‘em in.

  72. 72
    R Swiper says:

    Yvette will sit on it!

  73. 73
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Tine and motion is a load of shit(!). Jobs for the boys by tory management.

  74. 74
    Commons Watch says:

    Nick Clegg is looking like he wants to put his finger in a dyke.

  75. 75
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Then fill the pit with water

  76. 76
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Tight Y-fronts, maybe.

  77. 77
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    ……..and more than you need.

  78. 78
    .243 Win says:

    Deserter in the house !

  79. 79
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Cam totally mis-understood that conveyancing question. Tit.

  80. 80
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Straw Man. short memory!

  81. 81
    Angela Eagle says:


  82. 82
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Can he reach the Eagle sisters from his seat?

  83. 83
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Yes, looks uncomfortable, doesn’t he? Looks like he has a tulip bulb stuck up his arse.

  84. 84
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Has Jack Straw had a stroke?

  85. 85
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    All aboard the water board.

  86. 86
    GeoffS says:

    Nah! Manufacturing is becoming MORE expensive in EU not less. But hey never let the facts get in the way of a snide remark eh?

  87. 87
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Translator for the Makkem!

  88. 88
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    In his dreams.

  89. 89
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    The British public can have a vote if A) Cam gets re-elected B) there is a renegotiation C) in 2018.


  90. 90
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Ask Mrs Straw.

  91. 91
    Angela Eagle says:

    ‘fern ackin’


  92. 92
  93. 93
    .243 Win says:

    Short version : sod all.

  94. 94
    Dick.Scratcher says:


  95. 95
    GeoffS says:

    Already has – that’s why Mercedes make cars in the Amercias now for the American markets – both North and South America!

  96. 96
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    The Dinosaur!!

  97. 97
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Beast anachronism, still fighting for King Arthur!

  98. 98
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Mis-understood, or got into the habit of not answering all questions?

  99. 99
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Well said Beeeast – Cam should give Davos the cold shoulder

  100. 100

    Oh good. I missed it…

  101. 101
    The Beast needs to Retire says:

    Bed blocking in Bolsover

  102. 102
    The BBC says:

    We do try to help.

  103. 103
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Dennis is mentally ill.

  104. 104
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Bap watch Laing

  105. 105
    .243 Win says:

    Admiral Akbar speaks.

  106. 106
    Commons Watch says:

    Perhaps he is testing out Huhne’s butt plug.

  107. 107
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Labour – Big gobs and no policies.

  108. 108
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    A horse representing Epping Forest – quite appropriate.

  109. 109
    Sensible Person says:

    Which is why I only buy Japanese cars that are actually made in Japan.

  110. 110
    Yes, listen to Tarzan says:

    Then do the opposite

  111. 111
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Feck off Ming, only retardED asks for inquiries!

  112. 112
    Tuscan Tony says:

    The minger!

  113. 113
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Hesser was complaining that he wasn’t paid for that last pile of shit report he did, so doubt he’ll do any more. Thank fuck.

  114. 114
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Labour Co-op, what the feck is that, a mini-market!!

  115. 115
    GeoffS says:

    Denis Skinner – old labour of course and sticks to his guns – even though they’re perennially loaded with blanks! Time he drew his enormous state-funded, index-linked MP’s pension. I’ll look forward to reading that he’s declined the £60k handout given to each MP leaving the house.

  116. 116
    Casual Observer says:

    Is Davies talking about the mong who pastes uTube clips up here ?

  117. 117
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Ming stirring Clegg/Cameron love in.

    Geraint Davies now – used to be MP in Croydon north or somewhere once. Swansea west these days. Putting Cameron on the spot with his “shirkers”.

  118. 118
  119. 119
    Stuart says:

    So as soon as you tell the salesman that, he will half the price! I will try that next time I buy a mars bar.

  120. 120
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    what are you talking about GeoffS……. : )

  121. 121
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Flello Flagellation!

  122. 122
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    oops, Casual Observer even.

  123. 123
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    “Will the Prime Minister pay tribute to things that are good, and will the Prime Minister also criticise things that are bad?”


  124. 124
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Isn’t Crispin Blunt intimate with Mrs T’s butler???

    Upstairs, Downstairs, In My Lady’s Chamber…

  125. 125
    Tuscan Tony says:

    “Empty my gentleman’s chambers”, surely?

  126. 126
    Stuart says:

    Great analogy! Wished I knew what you were talking about!

  127. 127
    Plato says:

    You don’t know that people haggle over the price of a car????

  128. 128
    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Well that was fun – but we are left to read between the linees, as usual, since he did not answer one question.

    Ah – Gove’s puppet on A levels now – another load of tory bullshit crap.

    I know scots don’t vote on english affairs, how about paid posh schooled tories not vote on what goes on in state funded schools? Good idea?

    Silicon Valley? What the fuck is she on about? what boollian bollox!

  129. 129
    Stuart says:

    Haggling is not the same as saying that you will not buy a car if you cannot afford it. It is obvious you will not buy it then!

  130. 130
    A Chuckle Brother says:


  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    Er, sorry to spoil the rant but Gove didn’t go to a posh school.
    Unlike Harman and Balls to name just two Labourites who claim to be on the side of the workers but enjoyed privileged upbringings.

  132. 132
    Kun Tea Bollox says:

    Prone in front of the unions

  133. 133
    .303 SMLE says:

    Because that cnut Brown and his sockpuppet David Milliband had already signed on the dotted line before Cameron got in.

  134. 134
    Kun Tea Bollox says:

    and the difference between that and borrowing money from India and China and giving it back via DfID whilst retaining the right to pay interest on it forever is….

  135. 135
    Kun Tea Bollox says:

    If you don’t want a say in your future…. Vote

  136. 136
    Spartacus says:

    Just imagine if they had more than 3 pct vote. Oh, they now have more than the Clegg Party . . .

    Bolton West:
    Labour 18,329; Conservative 18,235; UKIP 1,901
    Derby North:
    Labour 14,896; Conservative 14,283; UKIP 829
    Derbyshire NE:
    Labour 17,948: Conservative 15,503; UKIP 2,636
    Dorset mid & Poole:
    Labour 21,100; Conservative 20,831; UKIP 2,109
    Dudley North:
    Labour 14,923; Conservative 14,274; UKIP 3,267
    Great Grimsby:
    Labour 10,777: Conservative 10,063: UKIP 2,043
    Hampstead & Kilburn:
    Labour 17,332; Conservative 17,290; UKIP 408
    Middlesbrough South:
    Labour 18,138; Conservative 16,461; UKIP 1,881
    Morley (Ed Balls):
    Labour 18,365; Conservatives 17,264; UKIP 1,506
    Labour 16,393; Conservatives 14,841; UKIP 3,491
    Plymouth Moor View:
    Labour 15,433; Conservatives 13,845; UKIP 3,188
    Liberal 23,635; Conservatives 23,460; UKIP 1,200
    Somerton & Frome:
    Liberal 28,793; Conservatives 26,976; UKIP 1,932
    Southampton Itchen:
    Labour 16,326; Conservatives 16,134; UKIP 1,928
    St Austell & Newquay:
    Liberal 20,189; Conservatives 18,877; UKIP 1,757
    St Ives:
    Liberal 19,619; Conservatives 17,900; UKIP 2,560
    Labour 15,977; Conservatives 14,996; UKIP 2,428
    Walsall North:
    Labour 13,385; Conservatives 12,395; UKIP 1,737
    Walsall South:
    Labour 16,211; Conservatives 14,456; UKIP 3,449
    Liberal 24,560; Conservatives 23,760; UKIP 1,711
    Wirral South:
    Labour 16,276; Conservatives 15,745; UKIP 1,274

    Lest you forget.

  137. 137
    Spartacus says:

    plus 1

  138. 138
    Black Cab says:


  139. 139
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    I suspect they actually ‘assemble’ them rather than make them – same as they do in parts of SE Asia, although if you really want a German one you can still order one instead.

  140. 140
    Tom tWatson says:

    The English Patient

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    EU = Lada

  142. 142
    Fistal Cliff says:

    EU = Lada

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    Do you do the same at the Tesco checkout ?

  144. 144
    Fistal Cliff says:

    You on acid?

  145. 145
    Fistal Cliff says:

    Shovel face Villiers

  146. 146
    Anal Duncan says:


  147. 147
    Dick.Scratcher says:

    Gove did go to an independent school. See wikip’

    I’m more bothered about the shit novels he writes.

  148. 148
    Moby Dick says:


  149. 149
    Mr Plattitudes says:

    Same old Tories .

  150. 150
    Geordieboy says:

    Fuck the EU, close our borders before the rather underestimated 250,000 Romanians and Albanians set foot in our once Great Britain.

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