PMQs Live: Five Years Time Edition
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Cameron put on to back foot over defence cuts.
Cameron is fannying over in out, arms in arms out of my BMW Mini with EU macinations, that will backfire with him.
whahey! BMW Minis are great – that fella must be watching Guido as we speak/type.
Ed greeted by jeers.
How many UKIP MPs are there again?
EU question just for them, Cameron?
Just imagine if they had more than 3 pct vote. Oh, they now have more than the Clegg Party . . .
Bolton West:
Labour 18,329; Conservative 18,235; UKIP 1,901
Derby North:
Labour 14,896; Conservative 14,283; UKIP 829
Derbyshire NE:
Labour 17,948: Conservative 15,503; UKIP 2,636
Dorset mid & Poole:
Labour 21,100; Conservative 20,831; UKIP 2,109
Dudley North:
Labour 14,923; Conservative 14,274; UKIP 3,267
Great Grimsby:
Labour 10,777: Conservative 10,063: UKIP 2,043
Hampstead & Kilburn:
Labour 17,332; Conservative 17,290; UKIP 408
Middlesbrough South:
Labour 18,138; Conservative 16,461; UKIP 1,881
Morley (Ed Balls):
Labour 18,365; Conservatives 17,264; UKIP 1,506
Newcastle-Under-Lyme:
Labour 16,393; Conservatives 14,841; UKIP 3,491
Plymouth Moor View:
Labour 15,433; Conservatives 13,845; UKIP 3,188
Solihull:
Liberal 23,635; Conservatives 23,460; UKIP 1,200
Somerton & Frome:
Liberal 28,793; Conservatives 26,976; UKIP 1,932
Southampton Itchen:
Labour 16,326; Conservatives 16,134; UKIP 1,928
St Austell & Newquay:
Liberal 20,189; Conservatives 18,877; UKIP 1,757
St Ives:
Liberal 19,619; Conservatives 17,900; UKIP 2,560
Telford:
Labour 15,977; Conservatives 14,996; UKIP 2,428
Walsall North:
Labour 13,385; Conservatives 12,395; UKIP 1,737
Walsall South:
Labour 16,211; Conservatives 14,456; UKIP 3,449
Wells:
Liberal 24,560; Conservatives 23,760; UKIP 1,711
Wirral South:
Labour 16,276; Conservatives 15,745; UKIP 1,274
Lest you forget.
Godwin’s law in the House ?
CMD clear as mud
Ed Seagullhead.
Cameron’s speech was in the best interest of his party not the country.
So what is Ed’s position?
Prone in front of the unions
Good Q by seagullhead.
EU meets long grass.
BORING MILIBAND.
Cam is NOT going to win the next election, so we will not get a referendum.
He is letting 250k Bulgarians & Romanians in at the end of the year.
Vote UKIP.
Blah, blah, blah, with so little reality as to The EU’s poverty.
Ed heads back into nerdy sixth form mode.
Sixth Form are back retardED, get back to class!
Cam is so stupid, he genuinely believes he can get powers back form EU. Fucking idiot.
plus 1
Noone should start a negotiation by threatening to leave if they don’t get what they want
Every time I buy a car I say ‘if it’s too expensive, I won’t buy it’. Seems to work…
So as soon as you tell the salesman that, he will half the price! I will try that next time I buy a mars bar.
You don’t know that people haggle over the price of a car????
Haggling is not the same as saying that you will not buy a car if you cannot afford it. It is obvious you will not buy it then!
Do you do the same at the Tesco checkout ?
EU = Lada
EU = Lada
This is the bias in what Cameron says.
He will negotiate with the EU and then have an in/out referendum.
Imagine a stereotype battered partner. Would they try to “negotiate” with the problem partner and then decide to leave?
I know there might be some so desperate that they would do that, but most would also go to see outside people and bodies and see if there was other help or protection on offer. Would it not be right to also negotiate the alternative first before the decision? How can a negotiation be handled by a person so biased to a single outcome.
“I do not want to leave my partner”, Cameron actually is saying “I do not want to leave my imaginary idea partner”. Delusional. (Psychiatry A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness)
Is Cameron the problem or is he a desperate battered partner?
Great analogy! Wished I knew what you were talking about!
The English Patient
You on acid?
Motherhood and apple pie – wtf is Miliband on about?
Theresa May looks ill. Lost a few pounds
Nothing about CAP, CFP business regulation……or anything that would actually make us more competitive.
If he wants one so feckin’ badly, why didn’t he give us one last time ?
Because that cnut Brown and his sockpuppet David Milliband had already signed on the dotted line before Cameron got in.
He said Yes three times you moron
Spinning a bit. Vote UKIP ?
Miliband fail!
Harriet looking confused, no change there then!
I’d look confused if I was married to a man who won an all-women shortlist.
Fnarr.
Miliband is utterly useless. The union puppet has nothing to offer.
Cameron has to skewer Miliband.
Labour doesn’t want an In Our Referendum.
Milliband admits they don’t want a referendum.
That’s Labour’s election chances destroyed.
Miliband would borrow money from the EU, and then give it straight back. Miliband has no policies, nothing to offer, and is boring.
and the difference between that and borrowing money from India and China and giving it back via DfID whilst retaining the right to pay interest on it forever is….
He does not seem to understand democracy.
Cameron is offering us Democracy? Yeah, right…
Fuck off Berc.unt
Bercow should shut the fuck up.
Who is that sitting to Cameron’s left? She looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp. NI sec, is she? Where are his usual minders?
Plotting
Shovel face Villiers
So if you don’t want a say on your future vote Labour.
If you don’t want a say in your future…. Vote
Oh, and perhaps Ed is beginning to realize that the referendum has been pushed to Labour. There should be a least one thing on the blank sheet now…
Gavin Barwell – escaped from nursery
Willy Hague’s lovechild by Yvette Cooper Balls
Which is the mummy?
Is Cameron deaf or what Milliband said he didnt want a referendum !
Milliband completely wrong-footed.
What a twat.
Cameron has missed a trick – his position boils down to British membership is about demonstrating leadership. it’s because it’s about leadership that Milliband doesn’t understand.
Overseas aid ring fenced – what a joke. Cam = aristoliberal twat
Labour want Socialist Europe via the back door, retarED the ‘Backdoor Man’!
Yep. 800 jobs gone at Honda. Ringing success.
800 created at Land Rover
BMW doing great guns too.
If Cameron carries on with this bull, it’s manufacturing will move to Slovakia or somewhere. Can see it now Clarkson.
Nah! Manufacturing is becoming MORE expensive in EU not less. But hey never let the facts get in the way of a snide remark eh?
What the feck do you know about work and industry, Dromey you x-dresser!
Is Villiers related to Desperate Dan? That’s a hell of a chin.
The first Romanian refugee for 2013 appears to have pitched her tent to Dave’s left.
Ballsy being kept out of camera shot this week. He has been moved sideways.
The scrotal sac has slid sideways on the green leather, spare the thought!
Yvette will sit on it!
We do try to help.
Tough on hunger, tough on the causes of hunger ?
I get all the food I want?
……..and more than you need.
Warmfront & Eco complete bollocks – taxpayers being ripped off by cowboy companies.
Another climate change tax grab!
Good plant Dudders old boy!
Labour are a load of plants.
All this crap about losing trade with the EU if we were to leave. It’s all down to price and quality of the goods anyone in the world wants to sell.
Would anyone in the EU pay more to get less?
The EU could price itself out of the global market.
Never really clear that it’s business to consumer, not business to consumer via Government, are they ?
Already has – that’s why Mercedes make cars in the Amercias now for the American markets – both North and South America!
Which is why I only buy Japanese cars that are actually made in Japan.
I suspect they actually ‘assemble’ them rather than make them – same as they do in parts of SE Asia, although if you really want a German one you can still order one instead.
Preston Council should sack the thousands of clock watching plodders that they employ. End of story.
Tine and motion is a load of shit(!). Jobs for the boys by tory management.
Well said SNP man – 2018 referendum – Cam’s a tosser
Mike Weir – the first castrato MP
Tight Y-fronts, maybe.
I want Scotland OUT of the UK, with no Scottish MP’s sitting in an English parliament.
Feds to play Miserable Murray in SF!
Problem families? Dig a big pit and build a big wall round it. Throw ‘em in.
Then fill the pit with water
Nick Clegg is looking like he wants to put his finger in a dyke.
Hello?
Can he reach the Eagle sisters from his seat?
In his dreams.
Yes, looks uncomfortable, doesn’t he? Looks like he has a tulip bulb stuck up his arse.
Perhaps he is testing out Huhne’s butt plug.
Coooooooeeeeee!
Deserter in the house !
Cam totally mis-understood that conveyancing question. Tit.
Mis-understood, or got into the habit of not answering all questions?
Straw Man. short memory!
All aboard the water board.
Has Jack Straw had a stroke?
Ask Mrs Straw.
Translator for the Makkem!
‘fern ackin’
WTF??
The British public can have a vote if A) Cam gets re-elected B) there is a renegotiation C) in 2018.
Grrrrreat.
Short version : sod all.
Beeeeeast!
The Dinosaur!!
Beast anachronism, still fighting for King Arthur!
Well said Beeeast – Cam should give Davos the cold shoulder
Oh good. I missed it…
Bed blocking in Bolsover
Dennis is mentally ill.
Bap watch Laing
?
Admiral Akbar speaks.
Labour – Big gobs and no policies.
A horse representing Epping Forest – quite appropriate.
Then do the opposite
Feck off Ming, only retardED asks for inquiries!
The minger!
Hesser was complaining that he wasn’t paid for that last pile of shit report he did, so doubt he’ll do any more. Thank fuck.
Labour Co-op, what the feck is that, a mini-market!!
Denis Skinner – old labour of course and sticks to his guns – even though they’re perennially loaded with blanks! Time he drew his enormous state-funded, index-linked MP’s pension. I’ll look forward to reading that he’s declined the £60k handout given to each MP leaving the house.
Is Davies talking about the mong who pastes uTube clips up here ?
what are you talking about GeoffS……. : )
oops, Casual Observer even.
Ming stirring Clegg/Cameron love in.
Geraint Davies now – used to be MP in Croydon north or somewhere once. Swansea west these days. Putting Cameron on the spot with his “shirkers”.
Flello Flagellation!
“Will the Prime Minister pay tribute to things that are good, and will the Prime Minister also criticise things that are bad?”
FFS
Isn’t Crispin Blunt intimate with Mrs T’s butler???
Upstairs, Downstairs, In My Lady’s Chamber…
“Empty my gentleman’s chambers”, surely?
Well that was fun – but we are left to read between the linees, as usual, since he did not answer one question.
Ah – Gove’s puppet on A levels now – another load of tory bullshit crap.
I know scots don’t vote on english affairs, how about paid posh schooled tories not vote on what goes on in state funded schools? Good idea?
Silicon Valley? What the fuck is she on about? what boollian bollox!
Er, sorry to spoil the rant but Gove didn’t go to a posh school.
Unlike Harman and Balls to name just two Labourites who claim to be on the side of the workers but enjoyed privileged upbringings.
Gove did go to an independent school. See wikip’
I’m more bothered about the shit novels he writes.
ED IS DEAD
Same old Tories .
Fuck the EU, close our borders before the rather underestimated 250,000 Romanians and Albanians set foot in our once Great Britain.