January 23rd, 2013

Cameron’s Letter to Tory MPs Post-Speech


  1. 1
    FU EU says:

    The ANSWER in Full:

    “Squeek, SQUeek, SQueek.

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    Plato says:


    This is a promise of nothing.

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    uncle whuppity says:

    very amusing to have ukip advert beneath

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    Fact Hunt says:

    Dear Dave, we don’t believe a word you say.

    Piss off,

    The British People.

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    BBC C'unts says:

    And now, for an independent response, we go over to Lord Mandelson.

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    David Scamoron says:

    Go back to your constituencies and prepare to sign on.

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    SP4BS says:

    Laurent Fabius thinks its dangerous.

    I wonder if he means more or less dangerous than giving blood transfusions containing HIV.

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    Stephanie Flanders says:

    PM writes a letter.
    Well fuck me.

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    FU EU says:

    He’s not going to be in power after the next election. He knows it, the EUSSR knows it and all the blood suckers and leeches know it.

    There will be NO referendum.

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    Plato says:

    He says he wants to re-negotiate the settlement to achieve “flexibility and fairness for all” and “respect for national democracies”.

    Erm…isn’t it the pro-EU argument that we’ve got exactly that?

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    Dave Camera on says:

    I mimed the whole speech.

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    Plato says:

    You are absolutely right. There will NOT be a referendum.

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    Anonymous says:

    The other states in Europe are difinitively on a defined course to a destination of a United States of Europe, no question. It’s not going to stop just because of Cameron.

    We have to decide, the real question is therefore, do we want to be a state within a United States of Europe?

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    FU EU says:

    A promise is a comfort to a fool.

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    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    When will people wake up,, Its Not the Euro thats the Problem,, its Not the market thats the problem its the Political Elite who have legislated to line their own pockets. Once we stop the Political elite and their families making millions from their WORK.. The sooner we will get the right things done.

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    Here in France, I clicked on to R5 to hear Pinnaer and (someone esle) show total ignorance about the position of le Front National here. Here we are, on a day when (1) europe is going to be the main BBC topic (2) France is one of the three big economies in the EU, and this BBC bloke on some huge salary doesn’t know the position of the 3rd biggest political party in France. for your info, BBC – it wants out of the EU and wants out of the Euro. I pay a BBC poll tax: can I have some of my money back? As for “the weakness” ( acc to BBC) of the UK position,
    just have a look at the number of VW and Audi cars parked in streets with houses full of Bosch and Meile kitchenware. Who needs who…..?

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Again ?

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    “UK unemployment total fell by 37,000 between September and November ”

    UK suicide rate up by 37,000 between September and November”

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    “….around 50% of our trade is with the EU.” Actually, 80% of out trade is internal within the UK. Trade with the EU is just under 9% of the total, trade with the rest of the world just over 11% of the total. More total bollocks from Europhile Dave.

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    Ed, Ed and two thirds of the Labour Party says:

    We already have, dear.

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    Keitho says:

    Hello, I am genuinely curious as to who you would rather hear from and what the message should be.


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    Anonymous says:

    Can you trust Con Cam after next general election?

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    Keitho says:

    So who would you believe?

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    T'old Fella says:

    Isn’t there a play from sometime ago called “The Mouse that Roared”, do you think that would be a suitable title for Dave Boy

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    Lou Scannon says:

    None of the LibLabCon.

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    T'old Fella says:

    I’ve retired moonbeam

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    SP4BS says:

    I never listen to R5. what did they say?
    Did they say something about the FN, or just ignore them?

    The french president can only really be from the big two parties, and small parties don’t really get much influence. The parties from the far left also want to leave the EU, and aren’t far behind FN.

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    Fact Hunt says:


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    I think you will find that the problem is politics. You could put the Buddha in the HoC, and within 5 years he would have to change his name to Denis MacShame.

    Power corrupts, etc…

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    Keitho says:

    Too difficult for you to understand what he meant when he talks of trade. That is external trade in much the same way as the rest of us mean it, which he got largely correct according to even your numbers.

    Haters gonna hate hey.

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    Dave's beloved tide of Romanian/Bulgarian ímmígrant spongers says:

    Go back to your constituencies and pack your bags, Ingerlish peoples..

    Soon, your land belongs to us.

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    Keitho says:

    So you would believe me then?

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    Kun Tea Bollox says:

    If you take the words out of the speech that don’t mean anything the speech reads: if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if.

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    Border Boy says:

    Focussed? Or focused?

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    T'old Fella says:

    Guido accepts ads from anyone provided they pay for them, get real

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    Obviously says:

    “around 50% of our trade is with the EU.”

    Good start, an outright lie.

    “We need to be in the single market,”

    We would be still in the single market if we left the EU. We would also be free to trade with whoever we wanted outside the single market, without EU interference.

    “not just to sell goods to Europe, but having a seat around the table and having a say in what the rules are.”

    If we are outside the EU we can decide what rules we want to opt into or not, depending on our national interest. Instead of being co-opted into damaging rules under QMV and Commision diktat.

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    Silent Bob says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Even today Cameron is a PM. So why cannot he do all these things now and have a vote before 2015?

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    NHS Hospital/Deathcamp Commandant says:

    Actually, we’ve been slaughtering quite a few working-age people recently.

    We should be able to engineer another big fall in unemployment next month.

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    Dear Dave We don’t believe a word you say

    The conservative party

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    STuN says:

    I promise to give everyone free money if we win the next election.

    Yeah Yeah Yeah Dave, Fuck off!

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    Archer Karcher says:


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    Plato says:

    Kick. Can. Road. Down.

    BTW – it won’t be until 2018, if at all.

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    Arkwright says:

    WORK that is the crux of it all. The use of energy to provide the means of living.
    Until this is understood by every member of the human race we will ciontinue to be infested by politicians and layabout scroungers.

    This site has opened my eyes:-


    It has a WOT warning, but I an assured it is safe.

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    WVM says:

    A good day to hide the news that another 5,000 soldiers are being made redundant to fund the British commitment to the EU Rapid Reaction Force.

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    Dave Cam the Wind Farm Man says:

    ………..I think that I have got us all a sliver of a chance of re-election but I’m going to look for alternative employment from 2015 and I suggest that you do the same.

    After dinner speaking looks to be a nice little earner for people with my expertise.

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    Lets face it Camermong could offer to pay off everybody’s mortgages
    and he still wouldn’t win in 2015

    Camermong “The Toff who cried wolf”

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    Jeremy Hunt says:

    Can we then set about the nursing staff as we agreed?

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    Marks and Engels says:

    Geedo is a capitalist shock.

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    The Brussels Broadcasting Corporation says:

    The EU counts for 50% of Britain’s trade. Experts therefore unanimously agree that if Britain left the EU, we will lose half of our trade, our economy will collapse overnight, and you and your loved ones will contract bowel cancer.

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    Wooden nickel meets real life says:

    Bye Dave, can you please clean up number 10, so the cleaners can clean it properly for the next lie git to take charge. taxi for mr Camoron just follow that removal van driver.

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    Archer Karcher says:


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    Sandra in Accounts says:

    There is nothing Conservative about these bastards.

    Another 5000 soldiers chucked on the scrapheap.

    Dwindling and belittling UK Forces is a dereliction of duty.

    Vote UKIP – the ONLY party that will increase defence spending.

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    We have a great deal with the Irish Burger trade What

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    Make Cameron history says:
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    Wooden nickel meets real life says:

    Liebour has Toff’s as well so that doesn’t play anymore, ask mad Hattie Hatemen

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    Ex-Tory says:


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    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Love your work.

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    Wooden nickel meets real life says:


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    Steve (ex-Labour) says:


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    Is that an inclusive if or an exclusive one?

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    Dishonest Dave says:

    By 2017 I will have allowed another 40 million Eastern European’s into the country, part of their conditions for claiming benefits will be a pledge to vote to keep the UK in the EU.

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    Our promise of a referendum is as honourable as my commitment to sell our Sky shares to Rupert

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    Anonymous says:

    Even if we are not in the single market we are still in WTO. EU biggest trading partners are China, Japan and US, none of them are in EU they are all in WTO.

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    Stuart Hall says:

    Has anyone got Huhnes QC’s Phone number please.

    I could do with keeping my little difficulty out of court for a few years.

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    The Long Grass says:

    I’m glad people find me so useful.

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    Truthteller says:

    Hear Hear!!!

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    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Cameron’s a feckless chancer.

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    FU EU says:

    A cast Iron one, I think.

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    JH3472384023234 says:

    So, about 50% of 9%, i.e 4.5% of our total trade is with the EU.


    Thanks for reminding me how utterly ludicrous the EU’s grip on our sovereignty is.

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    Steve (ex-Labour) says:

    Billions for the EU

    Billions for DFID

    Billions for the banksters

    ….but nothing in the national kitty for our Soldiers and defence. More working class dole fodder.

    Hanging is too good for Cameron and Miliband.

    Ukip are more than a right wing protest group – it is time to put our house in order and we cannot do that with professional lightweights and quislings at the helm in Labour and Conservative

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    Archer Karcher says:

    9% doesn’t sound dramatic does it?

    Best big it up as far as possible to frighten the horses.

    Of course Cameron does not mention the fact that we buy far more from EU countries, than we sell to them.

    So any potential loss of trade would be offset by an even bigger loss to EU member states, in the extremely unlikely event, of them deciding on the hari kari, trade war option.

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    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Get a doctor’s paper and claim stress. Try The Priory for a little holiday for a few weeks.

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    Gawd Help Us says:

    Good to see a bit of rationale brought to the subject Bob.

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    Socrates begins by describing a scenario in which what people take to be real would in fact be an illusion

    The Republic -Plato

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    Would that be Harriet Halfman and her husband Jackie Dromey female member for Birmingham ?

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    pissed off voter says:

    Quite. A glance at those who support the EU says much about it – McShane is another who comes to mind.

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    A voter says:

    I would believe in the votes counted in referendum that wasn’t rigged.

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    Grump says:

    He is trying to book Downing Street as his home for the next Parliament.
    Politicians can indeed be sneaky and trecherous.

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    Donkey Dick says:

    Court 3 T20127076
    For Mention – Resume – 10:33


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    Fuzzy logic says:

    ’twas obviously Dave’s IF-gate speech.

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    So why does every UKRAP-er believe what Crash Bandicoot “promises”? Naive, credulous or just childishly desperate?

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    Applying the same technique to other speeches says:

    “We will fight them on the beaches if…..”

    “We consider these truths to be self evident provided that…..”

    “A Government of the people, by the people, for the people as long as…”

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    Archer Karcher says:


    Don’t forget the Quisling yellow Lib-Dim liars or the establishment favoured ‘protest party’ the Greens.

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    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    He’s relying on TA soldiers/weekend warriors to fill the gap, not on a salary but hourly paid, to save coin.

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    Plato says:

    What the f*ck are they arguing about for so long? How much evidence can there be?

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    Vote UKIP says:

    What we need is a public enquiry into the EU where all the past failures to deliver the promises made can be made transparent to the public, along with all the bullshit about millions of jobs relying on our membership.

    Also the truth must be brought out that Norway has a much bigger say on European legislation (and thus EU law) than we have. Norway is a sovereign individual nation in negotiations of EFTA, etc whereas we are just one of a group having no individual voice other than a collective one.

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    peadarfromoirelandP on January 22, 2013 at 10:23 pm says:

    peadarfromoirelandP on January 22, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    I’ve never met anyone as nice as Mr Huhne.

    Mind you, I’ve never met Mr Huhne


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    A Pensioner says:

    Hi Sandra: I agree. Can I have a signed pic? Thanks in anticipation.

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    In a nutshell says:

    My suggestion for the wording of the referendum , it should be a simple

    “Do you wish to make The Kinnocks redundant , yes or No ? “

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    STuN says:

    Does that mean that dave is a figment of our imagination, created by us to annoy ourselves?

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    Goebbels says:

    I taught the BBC everything it knows.

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    Socratese on January 23, 2013 at 7:54 am says:

    Mr. Huhne is a nice man – transparently honesf, he helps old ladies across the street and is kind to his wife. ( Will this do?)


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    Anonymous says:

    They wont be arguing about the evidence, they will be teasing out the technicalities and loopholes in proceedure.

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    DC says:

    Cut number of MPs by 50 – impossible.
    Cut armed forces by 5000 – easy-peasy.

    trust me folks

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    Liam Byrne says:

    There’s no money left.

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    The news jolts backwards and forwards between perversion and conversion.

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    No, no, no! The audience were miming to indifference they had recorded earlier – Cammy was making vague promises LIVE!

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    Keitho says:

    There you go again, spilling your guts and clamouring for attention.

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    Stephen Slominski says:

    Although Eastleigh News is in contact with someone attending the trial, we would be committing a criminal offence if we published any details.

    Ironically during the 2010 General Election campaign, millionaire landlord Mr Huhne – himself a former journalist – told Eastleigh’s voters that having a high media profile made him a more effective MP – an irony not lost on the local opposition parties


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    It may just mean that The Shadows are making a comeback at the O2!

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    Margaret Moran says:

    Just say the thought of going to prison makes you sad. It worked for me.

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    Tony Eden from Eton says:

    And I thought Brown’s handwriting was bad.

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    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Desperate move by a desperate PM. More see through than the glasshouse in my back garden. He must be willying himself with the UKIP danger to his vote.

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    The Great Huhnedini says:

    Court 3 T20127076
    For Mention – No Event – 10:52


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    Fishy says:

    Beeboid: ‘No Mr Shapps you are not allowed to speak about labour’s position, they will have to do that for themselves’.

    Beeboid to Labourite: What do you think of Cameron’s position

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    Old Dog No Tricks says:

    Remind me again about the link between the You Gov political propaganda polling machine and Cathy Ashton – empress of the EU ?

    Twisted question to provide skewed results……… not worth the pixels they are presented on……….

    UKIP all the way !

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    STuN says:

    Oh yes and also remove Cleggs chances of lining his pockets for the rest of his useless self serving life

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    errrrrrr I think you will find that Dave will be voting YES in the ref that wont happen

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    Jonathon Aitken says:

    Thats my Boy!

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    FU EU says:

    ‘No Mr Shapps you are not allowed to speak about labour’s position” We will do that for them.

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    And You Are ?

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    2500 new jobs…At MacDonalds…. Oh joy

    I cant wait to order a burger from an Ex Squaddie. “”Do you fu8cking want f8ucking fries with that…In coming “”””

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    lola says:

    In which case they’ll have to be a revolution. This is not going to end well. Either we get sclerotic EU money and power grasping totalitarian incompetence or we get blood on the streets.

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    FU EU says:

    Do you dispute the posit that “A promise is a comfort to a fool” then?

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    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Does “No Event” mean DA Noticed in another way?

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    Goebbels would be so proud. says:

    The BBC have censored Fawlty Towers “Germans” sketch to omit the Major’s words.

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    lola says:

    Time for a telly tax strike too…

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    Dumbed down Britain says:

    Never mind that The BBC have replaced classic comedy such as Fawlty Towers with Miranda !!!!

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    EU? In out shake it all about says:

    Know a few people over the years that have worked in McDees – can smell them coming a mile off, that certain smell of theirs, like when you pass one on the street. Bit like the whiff that farmers have got.

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    Anonymous says:

    Which is why we need proper checks and restraints on just what the political class can and can’t do, enforced with the barrel of the gun if need be.

    At the moment we might as well be living under foreign occupation for all the f-all say the native peoples actually have in the running of our country.

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    A trick cyclist says:

    I thought your mouthpiece argued that the thought of going to court depressed you so much,Margaret, that you weren’t fit to go to court. Or was that some other sad, thieving scumbag?

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    Anonymous says:

    And the safest world situation is to have the maritime country at the EU’s heart, out side the EU and with close ties with the world. That will put a check on the EU fright train.

    (I know it should be freight train, but it seemed right to leave the Freudian typing mistake of a ghost train tearing through our daily lives. Anyway “freight train” is more a US phrase of the unstoppable huge trains that trundle through towns during the night. The EU is more of a fear and frightening intrusion in our lives.)

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    The Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    “We could never find an MP better than Chris, he’s wonderful.”

    That’s the statement we expect to hear from the Eastleigh News and everyone on the Eastleigh electoral role. Jahbulon.

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    Just Starting to get the picture.... says:

    Just asking seriously……….. does that 4.5% include or exclude the ‘rotterdam effect’ ?

    Enquiring minds need to know………… to ensure that the REAL FACTS get out there………….

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    Ronald says:

    You mean that whiff of ‘eau de goat’?

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    Dave the Gays Luvver says:

    Right. That’s the EU business kicked into the long grass again.

    Now, to get back to the most important issue, so close to my core beliefs.

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    Tarquin says:

    Well done, Dave. See you tonight I hope.

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    Just Starting to get the picture.... says:

    He might be………. but being as how front line troops are what are needed in a battle situation…………. is he going to be sending TA female soldiers into front line fighting roles ? Because that is the choice he will have to make……….. The TA takes it PC equality role extremely seriously !

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    Margaret Moran now happy as Larry says:

    No it was the consequences of going to court which saddened me.

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    Nope – point well made!

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    Anonymous says:

    No problem workers at fast food outlets are temporary. It will be fully automated soon.

    Machines will be leased from the parent company, situated abroad, to the franchise, and no profits will be made in this country. The staff wage will be given through an eastern European country business and the lone supervisor will be on temporary secondment from their home country on a rotation basis.

    There will be no tax, at all, paid in this country. Even the delivery trucks will bring their fuel from abroad.

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    Miranda says:

    Glad your back on track Dave, good to see.

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    Who Want's Some! says:

    We need more democracy that is the only way to control politicians. That is why they love the EU it is obscure, based on networking and designed to remove power to a central elite. As I’ve already said the only chance to remove the current political elite is the ensure the two main parties are defeated in turn. Firstly Dave and his shower by using UKIP to prevent him winning in 2015. This means a big price to pay in that you’ll have a short term imploding Millbean government that will in turn be defeated for good by a new Conservative party based on small government, small tax, small state and putting this nation first some point in 2015 -20. It’s a big price but short of taking to the streets armed to get rid of the current political class I can’t see another option!

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    Anonymous says:

    I’m all for letting in these fit Eastern Euro birds much better than these Fat English Sacks walking about eating Greggs pies and drinking pints of strongbow.

    Revolution ha ha ha only if the football or CBB get’s banned or little timmy doesn’t get his new Ipad.

    oh wait a few hundred washed up and pished up ex hooligans will save us, what a laugh.

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    .243 Win says:

    It’s littered with get-out clauses :

    So he’ll ‘ask for a mandate from the British people for a Conservative Government to negotiate a new settlement with our European partners in the next Parliament’. So no “Conservative Government” (i.e. another coagulation…), no negotiation.

    And if he does get his “Conservative Government”, we have to wait until he can ‘complete this negotiation’ (no time limit there…) and then ‘hold this referendum within the first half of the next Parliament.’ (after the negotiation finishes…)

    So there’s the potential to hang this one out over two parliaments. Anyone fancy a tenner on the chances of him being there for another two ?

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    Who Want's Some! says:

    Exactly right pro EUers just see the world in terms of the EU. We invented the modern global economy so why the f_ck should we limit ourselves to a part of the world that will never see double digit growth again?

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    TobyG says:

    They can’t work out who they despise more The EU or David Cameron…
    You cannot keep or lose both..Vote Conservative have a vote.
    Vote Labour and Lib Dem have No Vote..
    Vote UKIP, Conservatives lose seats..Help the NO Vote-

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    Schrödinger's cat is a pseudo-intellectual twat says:


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    Schrödinger's cat is a pseudo-intellectual twat says:

    QED again

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    One less anti-english hunt says:

    Do piss off if England and the English aint to your liking.

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    Voter says:

    And no negotiation UNTIL the next parliament… Meanwhile immigration continues. Really, what do they take us for. The lefty New Spectator is full of articles about how wonderful this all is.

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    Dump the Cnut says:

    Maximum of 834 days left with Dave as P.M.

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    Van Rompuy says:

    Vote UKIP!!!!

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    Penfold says:

    Cloud Cuckoo Land.
    The EU will not renegotiate our membership, nor will they allow us to recover yielded power.
    The only way is to serve a Section 50 notice.

    The EU is not some gentlemen’s club, bound by honour and with some vestige’s of ethics and morality. It is the spawn of a Neo-Stalinlite SSR.

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    Schrödinger's cat is a pseudo-intellectual twat says:

    i could not have proved my theory better myself

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    Go get 'em Guidio says:

    More bullshit

    He’ll pass off any EU concession, no matter how meager, as a reason for NOT having a referendum

    The politicians WILL NEVER risk losing their chance to get onto the gravy train that is the EU

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    PC Dave says:

    Thanks Miranda. You’re all hart. Sam says dike as well — have you two met?

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    JH3472384023234 says:

    The Verhofstadts of this world have an emotional need to punish this island for its tendency to stand in contrast to the European disasters that occur every couple of generations.

    This will pale into comparison with the possibility of losing the ability to sell overpriced exports to ‘The Golden Isle.’ Money talks.

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    Anonymous says:

    Western countries are being deliberately run into the ground as part of the post democratic, post nation state future so beloved by the globalist interests.

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    Tony Eden from Eton says:

    Another 1,497,500 new jobs this side of Christmas and we have cracked it .

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    Tony Eden from Eton says:

    Dear Prime Minister

    Many thanks for your most helpful and detailed letter.

    With very great respect I would suggest a few adjustments to your strategy.

    Rather than having a timetable which will do nothing until 2015 and achieve nothing before 2020 might I suggest you engage with our 26 European colleagues now to see whether they will agree to Treaty change ( which I understand would in any event require electoral approval by all individual electorates).

    If you meet now with total rejection then you can negotiate changes which can be incorporated into our 2015 manifesto with a view to a referendum in the same year and possible withdrawal in 2016.

    I await your detailed observations in early course.

    Your obedient servant.


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    …to more political bollocks-speak. The Monster Raving Loony Party have had more proposals made law than crash bandicoot and his band of one trick ponies.

    What will be his next bandwagon – bring back capital punishment?

  156. 156

    Christ, what a bunch of sniffy, middle class tossers you are! So what if it’s burger flipping – at least they’ve got the spark to get up, get out and do a job of work. It might not excite YOUR juices, but they have the courage and application to see it as an opportunity, however slim.

    I can’t wait for you to be served by an ex- squaddie either Moussa, because then you’ll come face to face with someone who has meaning and has contributed significantly. The exact opposite to what YOU see in your mirror every day.

  157. 157

    Ah bless! Writing at last …at the age of 45.

  158. 158
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    5000+ redundant fit squaddies might be looking for something to brighten up their lives.

  159. 159
    Old lady says:

    But I didn’t want to cross the street.

  160. 160
    HenryV says:

    That only one commentator here actually mentions Norway shows that we are all doomed. You are right of course.

    I don’t think it is really worth even looking at the rest of the comments now.

  161. 161
    Rebbekah Red Bush says:

    The Kinnocks will have long retired before Dave holds a referendum.

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