January 22nd, 2013

The Bloomberg Speech: Dave EU Speech Tomorrow 8am

Guido was at lunch when the news emerged that Dave is heading to Bloomberg tomorrow morning at 8am for that speech.

It’s where Nick Clegg launched his 2010 manifesto and Ed Balls conceded defeat in the Labour leadership race and set out his unsuccessful job application to be a Miliband’s first choice Shadow Chancellor.

More glamorous than Brugge…


  1. 1
    Liarpoliticians says:

    At 8am, neither the BBC News or Sky News will show the speech. Slimebag Cameron trying to hid his speech.

  2. 2
    Blowing Whistles' stand-in says:

    I wonder how much the speech has been modified now it is being delivered on British soil?

  3. 3
    Tooth fairy says:

    Pacifying the markets. Triple A downgrade immediately after the speech.

  4. 4
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Vichy Dave Cameron has morphed into an EU clone.

  5. 5
    Mickey Bloomberg says:

    Give us yer guns, ya goy bastards.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Whi is it yhe armed forces are the only part of the public sector actually making cuts? Andrew Neil notes Sunday Tomes job section was fukk of well paid local council jobs, still.

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    old SHEP says:

    Find it hard to believe that he will be actually delivering a speech at 8am, Bureaucrats, don’t turn up for anything until at least 10.30 am… looks like a multi-story (ged It?) car park.

  9. 9
    Michael Beastberg says:

    Campetain was never really “one of us ”
    The very fact that he is hangingi about with the 3+1 an twoish mafia tells you all you need to know

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    Penfold says:

    So, not a location with political success running through its history……….

    At least Call me Dave’s words will be disseminated through the ether at a rapid rate of knots, so there had better be some substance there, or he’s toast.

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    The EU (in advance) says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  12. 12
    Silent Bob says:
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    Anonymous says:

    Issue is simply this. Cameron will give a vote on something he will negotiate. Answer will be yes or no. No will be voted by people who want to stay in EU as it is now, people who want to leave EU and by people who want more integration.

    If no wins what happen next? Does Cameron ask for another 5 years to negotiate?

  14. 14
    Michael Beastberg says:

    A freind of mine works for the DWP
    She can’t be arsed turning up until 10 AM
    They can’t sack her

    I would however like to empty my sack into her

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Re Dave’s Director of Public Prosecutions and his proposals for tax prosecutions:

    · Will the Director of Public Prosecutions please advise how many new policemen and nurses will be appointed, and how many schools and hospitals will be built with the monies harvested from prosecutions for tax evasion?
    · Will the Director of Public Prosecutions please advise when these policemen and nurses will be in post, when work on building the schools and hospitals will begin and when they will open?
    · Can he please direct us to documents evidencing the government’s commitment to the provision of these new and very welcome resources?
    · Will Mr Starmer please confirm that the monies harvested from the prosecution of tax evasion will be hypothecated for the purposes he has stated?
    · Will he please confirm that these funds have not already been committed to government expenditure on welfare payments, interest payments on the national debt, social work, the government car pool, MP’s expenses, foreign aid, civil service pensions, defence, health care, education et al?
    · Is Mr Starmer aware that even recovering all of the £14b additional revenue which he states is being lost to tax evasion it would not pay the interest charges on the national debt for more than four months?
    · Can he explain how it will therefore pay the wages of policemen and nurses in perpetuity, and also finance the building of the schools and hospitals?
    · Is the Director of Public Prosecutions lying his head off about the use of tax revenues to persuade the people of the nation not to lie to the government about their tax liabilities?
    · Does he believe this is an efficacious and morally defensible strategy?
    · Will he begin the prosecutions with members of the civil service, government special advisers and high profile BBC presenters, thousands of whom are reported to have been paid through personal service companies to avoid tax?
    · In scraping the bottom of the barrel for £14b to service a national debt of about £1 trillion has he inadvertently revealed how desperately close the country is to bankruptcy?
    · Would Mr Starmer care to swap his high horse for a nice motor with all the bits? Or does have the latter already?

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    Anonymous says:

    It will be a waste of time without any clear ideas or outcome.

  17. 17
    Liarpoliticians says:

    Pantomime Dave.

  18. 18
    Michael Beastberg says:

    Who can hear a Bob falling in an empty blog?

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    Arse-bandit Dave says:

    Well…Brugge was an anagram of Bugger!

  20. 20
    President Obumboy says:

    Fancy a bunk up?

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    UK is trying to be like a gay man married to a women. Man wants the benefits of being married without giving anything back to the women.

    I can understand how some of the people in government think they can achieve this.

  22. 22
    The Great Huhnedini says:

    You ain’t seen me, right!

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Market will be very concern about the five year plan to give a vote.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Bugger Leveson.

    Why doesn’t the MSM do a Guido and set up all their services / servers in the Land of Free Speech?

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    Anonymous says:

    Some of you seems to think EU is forcing UK to stay in EU. EU hasn’t occupied UK or colonising UK.

    EU is a members club with rules to stay in as members, UK can stay in or leave. It is entirely up to UK.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Or a job falling in an empty bog ?

  27. 27
    Dave Camera on says:

    Lights! Camera! err

  28. 28
    Camera Plod says:

    errr….we got you on camera speeding down the M11 on the night of March 12, 2003.

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    old git says:

    The Big Speech

    Dave, your long awaited speech
    Puts referendums out of reach
    We’ve not forgot the CAST IRON VOW
    And nobody believes you now
    So even if you makes it law
    No dice, we’ve heard it all before

    The Tory troops you try to muster
    All realise the speech is bluster
    Your hope to shoot the UKIP Fox
    Won’t surface in the ballot box
    Now UKIP’s got you on the ropes
    And blown away all Tory hopes

    We’re all fed up pissed off and grumpy
    Sick to death of Ange and Rumpy
    We do not want your EU flag
    To us it’s just a piece of rag
    We want our sovereignty back
    Our culture, laws and Union Jack

  30. 30
    One-Term Dave says:

    Waffle … platitudes … sound-bites … half-truths … deceipts …
    same old shyte …

  31. 31
    Herman van Rumboy says:

    Arrest this seditious old git !

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    neilfutureboy says:

    Normally such things go out in the late afternoon – late enough to lead the evening news and to be reported in full in the next morning’s papers.

    Looks like Cameron, having promised something spectacular for months, is trying to bury how unspectacular it is.

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    Tooth fairy says:

    Oh no it isn’t,

    Oh yes it is,

    Oh no it isn’t. F*ck off.

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    old SHEP says:

    MSM like the BBC and the Guardian?, you jest Sire?.

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    SP4BS says:

    I’m sure you didn’t mean that.

    Man promises to give said woman half of all his wealth, even if, especially if, the relationship fails. And he didn’t even enjoy the shagging part of it much.

    I don’t think anyone really knows what the EU is for. And you don’t seem to know what Marriage is about.

  36. 36
    old git says:

    Come all the electorate throughout the UK
    It’s time to ignore what the LIBLABCON say
    Lets face it these parties have all had their day
    Our politics need rearranging
    So go out and vote UKIP lets sweep them away
    For the times they are a changing

    Not one of them listens to our point of view
    They’d sooner give our cash to the EU
    So lets kick them out and try something new
    We can’t afford this lot remaining
    Political rethink is long overdue
    For the times they are a changing

    They lied about Lisbon and promised a vote
    There all Europhiles and in the same boat
    Their treachery just bring a lump to my throat
    As each other they just keep blaming
    So send them a message and let them take note
    That the times they are a changing

    We will no longer tolerate lies being told
    Tax breaks for the rich but more tax for the old
    Ruled from the EU and our birthrights sold
    They ignore us when we are complaining
    If we all vote UKIP their out in the cold
    For the times they all need changing

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    Liarpoliticians says:

    David Cameron’s European speech,
    Will make “Eurosceptics” want to retch.

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    old git says:

    Election 2015

    Our homeland famed for hope and glory
    Will not be saved by voting Tory
    For Cameron has a different view
    He’ll sell us all to the EU

    And soon you’ll hear from the Libdem
    Vote for us, were not like them
    But I would say ignore them please
    Remember the tuition fees

    And what about the Labour lot
    Who’s secret immigration plot
    Has worked exactly as designed
    When they the Lisbon Treaty signed

    Your dreams alas will turn to dust
    If in these parties you put trust
    Now is the time to get a grip
    Get rid of this lot VOTE UKIP

  39. 39

    Great timing for the add above….

    “Promises, Promises.

    Only Nigel Farage makes sense over Europe.

    Help him have his voice heard”



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    Dave Camera on says:

    Now what else is there for the Commissioners to control?

    Oh Yeah


  41. 41
    old git says:

    Jolly voting weather
    We are all Europhiles
    We’re very clever
    And lie to you all the while
    You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
    We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

    If you think I’ll claim back powers,
    You haven’t got a clue
    We’ll hand the UK to Merkle,
    There is nothing that you can do
    No referendums Changes through on the nod
    I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous sod

    As for immigration
    I know it gets on your tits
    I will flood the nation
    And pay their benefits
    I am from Eton; I am one of the ruling class
    If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my ****

  42. 42

    Expect nothing from this speech other than fudge he might as well make the speech in a branch of Thorntons.If the Tories are to win the next election then an in/out referendum immediately after the next election.

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    Tooth fairy says:

    Only if a in / out referendum result is not to their liking, then the UK will have to rerun it time and time again until the correct result is concluded.

  44. 44
    old git says:

    love it
    HA HA !!!!!!!!!

  45. 45
    Bum-boy Dave says:

    “Whi is it yhe armed forces are the only part of the public sector actually making cuts? ”

    The army doesn’t allow pillow-biters and arse-bandits?

  46. 46
    Caption Comp says:

    Block head.

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    Back to the Future says:

    Cameron is lying.

    He can ‘negotiate’ the sum total of jack shit.
    Any negotiation regarding terms of membership must, under the Lisbon treaty, invoke Article 50, a nations intention to leave the EU, something Cameron will never do.
    Then and only then, can negotiations regarding terms of membership begin and those negotiations could drag on for decades.

    Worse still, the terms negotiated may well be worse than actual membership itself, leaving little or no choice but to remain.

    The ONLY viable option is in / out, now and build our futures accordingly, outside of the current fear and loathing relationship, we have at present.

  48. 48
    old SHEP says:

    Won’t work and not good enough, because lib/lab/con have all reneged on manifesto promises too many times in the recent past, it would be a worthless promise written on a worthless piece of paper.

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    Anonymous says:

    After Cameron’s big speech on EU, it will unravel within 1 hour.

    Issues arw

    1) Why it takes 5 years to have a vote?

    2) What happens if vote is “no”?

    You will not find any answers to both these questions.

  50. 50
    The eye of the says:

    Brittan: One Step At A Time.

    Leon, sleep well.

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    Can't wait! says:

    It really will be a subtle blend of obfuscation and complete and utter bollox!

  52. 52
    old git says:

    Cameron has blacked out all reports on estimated numbers of Bulgarians and Rumanians the Government expects to arrive here in 2014. I think it might cause civil unrest what do you lot think?

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    I am pro EU, than again I have to admit UKIP has more credibility than Con, Labour or LD. Problem is Con, Labour and LD had proved time and again you cannot trust that they say.

  54. 54
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Well this will be cameron’s defining moment.

    It may be interesting.

  55. 55
    Live in the Past, the Future is Fucked says:

    The lords and ladies pass a ruling
    That sons and girls go hand in land
    From good stock and the best breeding
    Paid for by the servile class
    Who have been told all lie in state
    To bow down forth and face their fate
    It’s so easy.
    So, so easy

    All righteousness did build thy arrow
    To shoot it straight into their lies
    Who would expect the mighty sparrow
    Could rid our world of all their kind?

    Rising up and taking back
    The property of every man
    Oh it’s easy.
    So, so easy

    Rising up to break this thing
    From family trees the dukes do swing
    Just one blow to scratch the itch
    The law’s made for and by the rich
    It would be easy.
    So, so easy.

  56. 56
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Well, yes but Poirier is a real leftie, scribbling for The Graun, The Obs, The Indy and The Staggers – not to mention being an ex-scribbler for Libération.

    I would, though…

  57. 57
    Nigel Farage says:

    I wonder why do I feel so underwhelmed before the speech has even been delivered?

  58. 58
    old git says:

    If I was a Tory or Libdem MP, right now I would be planning my future after 2015. All of you must now realise that the very best you can hope for is a decade or two in opposition if you are lucky, However a large swathe of you will become unemployed so over the next couple of years you need to do some serious sucking up to those who may see fit to employ you. Pontificating about what needs to be done in order to win in 2015 is pie in the sky. Gay marrige, the EU, Immigration and the economy have already destroyed any glimmer of a victory that may have existed. Its time to wake up and smell the coffee. Political defeat is stareing you in the face.The electorate will all be watching the major influx of immigrants from Rumania and Bulgaria collecting their family allowance, disability benefits, housing benefits, jobseekers allowances not to mention there free acess to the overloaded NHS and free education after contributing absolutly nothing. Meanwhile their family allowance and other benefits are cut and Granny is forced to sell her home to pay for care after a lifetimes contributions to the states coffers. You couldn’t make it up

  59. 59
    Dave call me c**t Cameron says:

    The armed forces are full of nasty right wingers. It’s only right that we cut their funding and spend it on far more important gender identity co-ordinators and five a day LGBT minority studies advisors and hugely vital windfarms in Africa.

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    Vote UKIP says:

    It is true the average person has no idea how much pressure is being put on the Westminster elite to obey the European Empire. Pressure, bribes, threats, scaremongering and blackmail are what the EU is good at. Is that a good reason to stay in?

  61. 61
    Loopy Lou says:

    Why is Mr Cameron now wearing an earring?

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron well tell or do ant thing to continue to be a PM after 2015. His speech will be just around getting votes for this propose.

    Clegg wants to be an EU Commissioner, if Clegg even thinks Cameron wants UK to be out of EU, Clegg will bring down the government.

    What still keeps this government going is Cameron’s need to be PM and Clagg’s need to enjoy trappings of power and then become an EU Commissioner before the next election.

  63. 63
    Vote UKIP says:

    “UK is trying to be like a gay man married to a women. ”

    You mean the UK is like a woman married to a gay man and gets repeatedly screwed but not the way she wants it?

  64. 64
    Archer Karcher says:

    More socialism isn’t the answer, cutting wasteful spending and taxes is. The more you tax, the less you get, as people remove themselves from your tax jurisdiction.

    Ask President Hollande for more details.

  65. 65
    old git says:

    All power, each Tyrant, every Mob
    Who’s head becomes too large
    Ends by destroying its own job
    And works its own discharge

    Rudyard Kipling (The Benefactors)

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    I have seen one estimate that the first year influx will be 500,000, followed by 250,000 a year until something gives.

  67. 67
    EU Watch says:

    Interesting venue to do the speech. Assume he is talking more to the markets than the people.

    In other news, looks like Netanyahu may be leading in the election today.

  68. 68

    It has already been delivered on British soil!!

    The BBC has already picked up on the story:-

    Foul smell complaints in Kent and Sussex

    ‘A spokesman for the Environment Agency said officers were responding to reports of an unpleasant odour.’

    “We expect that this is causing the smell but we are working with partners locally to rule out other potential sources.”

    He added: “The odour is detectable at very low concentrations and should dissipate naturally over time.”

    The HPA said in a statement: “The smell drifting over Southern England today poses no risk to public health.

    “The odour, which is similar to rotten eggs, has been noticed by people mainly in Kent, East and West Sussex and some parts of Surrey.”

  69. 69
    Archer Karcher says:

    “Manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation” Gordon Brown P.M.

  70. 70

    Viande Chevaline will no doubt be on the menu after delivery of his acclaimed Equus speech.

  71. 71

    He is allowing gypsies the right to settle.

  72. 72
    Mark Ferguson says:

    Delighted to say Owen Jonesand luke akehurst have agreed to have a live LabourList debate – will announce dates and details soon.

  73. 73
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    News on Huhne?

  74. 74

    It is not that you have to worry about.

    Have you considered that there may come a point when they do not allow anyone to emigrate? I am OK but…

  75. 75
    Dave Chameleon says:

    I want to win the next election but I won’t unless I sound tough on Europe. Now what empty promises can I make that will fool the more dimwitted Tory voters?

  76. 76
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    We get the benefits of being shackled to the developed world’s most failing economies!

    We need to be more like that mega-economy Greece and less like that terrible poverty stricken Norway or Switzerland…

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Will that be on top of the 400,000 a year we get from other countries around the world? By 2020, the indigenous British will be a minority living outside the major cities or in ghettos within. That or civil war will break out in the new balkans.

  78. 78
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Awesome, More impetus to pay off the onerous debts and cut the size of the state.

  79. 79
    Vote UKIP says:

    To control the people first control the media.

  80. 80
    TobyG says:

    shouldn’t that be… or I’ll Keeel you

  81. 81

    Mr Speaker, Will the honourable member for order-order.com list his engagements for tomorrow?

  82. 82
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Chris Bryant is on BBC Parliament at this very moment. He is so boring.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    I will be surprised if this government will last till May 2015. Issue is this, no LD MP will be able to support a budget with spending cuts before a general election, if he / she wants to win his / her seat.

    If any LD MP wants to win his / her seat they have to make a big fuss about what is happening and differentiate themselves from the government. Question is when this will happen?

  84. 84
    The EU says:


  85. 85
    Raving Loon says:

    8am is an odd time to commit scuicide but who am I to judge.

  86. 86
    Owen Jones says:

    As a foul stench pervades the south coast of England, the French government confirms that it will amend guidelines to French citizens on the minimum recommended number of baths required in a year.

  87. 87
    TobyG says:

    how much Farage donated to the party fighting fund himself.

    What about that £211,000 that ‘vanished’ from the SE accounts?

    How about an audit of that £2 million he claimed in expenses as an MEP before he asks for more pocket money.

  88. 88
    Spanish Lettuce Lorry Driver says:

    We can smuggle UK residents out to our motherland for a fee.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Norway has much more oil per person than UK. Switzerland let in anyone to hide there money there.

    UK hasn’t got these luxuries to live off. Free trade is good for UK but others aren’t going to let UK trade freely with them if they believe its not a fair trade.

  90. 90
    Owned J. says:

    He has ways of amusing some of us.

  91. 91
    Raving Loon says:

    A 2nd “Berlin Wall” so to speak?

  92. 92
    Lie back and think of Europe says:

    That’s one thing that’s been absolutely clear about the UK being a memeber of the EU. We are being throughly fucked by the rest of Europe all of the time we are members. I think that a little respite from the rape would be great.

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    Owen Jones says:

    I have no intention of allowing Europe to regulate the British press.

    Thank you and Good Afternoon.

  95. 95
    won't be fooled again says:

    IN/OUT referendum before next election,in fact,OUT now,sod the vote,
    unshackle us please Dave and let us grow,its beyond a joke now….

  96. 96
    Silent Bov rules says:

    That Bob makes every word count.

  97. 97
    Bob Fleming says:


  98. 98
    The member for order-order.com says:

    In the morning I am attending a function at Bloomberg where the honourable member for Witney will be making a speech. I will spend the rest of the day wondering if he said anything.

  99. 99
    Nostrodamus says:

    Here’s another estimate for you.

    By the time they are eligible to come here, Gideon will have tanked our economy and they will be sending us food parcels instead of coming here.

  100. 100
    Trevor McDoughnut's left trouser leg says:

    He’s bit of a knob but you probably already knew that.

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    Icarus says:

    He will presumably no longer make the speech in dutch.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    You’ve got a branch of Thorntons on Fawcett Street?

  104. 104
    Adam Smith says:

    More empty promises

    Sign this petition to allow UKIP to take part in the 2015 TV election debates:


    Sign this petition to restrict Bulgarian and Romanians from entering the UK:


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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Not as much as much as the influx of Brits into Spain.

    But then we have the God given right to go and live where we like.

  106. 106
    Lost in Clacton says:

    How many gypsies are there in the Conservative Party ?

  107. 107
    goodnightvienna says:

    You’re wrong. We have been ‘occupied’ by the EU – our Councils and government are stuffed to the gunnels with EU Compliance Officers and experts in EU law. We’ve been taken over from within – but they all forgot to tell the people.

  108. 108
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    I am beginning to feel sorry for poor old Dave. I think he has lost it. And , I am being genuine, it is wrong to take the Mickey out of a man with clear mental health issues.

    He is out of his depth, and not even the uber confidence that is drummed into his sort at public school can shield him anymore. He has plainly lost control, and doesn’t know what to do.

    In May 2010, he expected to roll in No10, and become Mr popular, with his popular outlook on life and policy. But he didn’t realise that you actually have to do some work. To gain that popularity.

    8:00am…. can be back under the duvet at 9:00am and hope it will all go away

  109. 109
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    Waste of time…you are behind the curve….there will be NO TV election debates

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    old git says:


  111. 111
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    08:00am Guido…..You are normally just getting in from a night out.

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    What's up cock! says:

    Did you mean to spell it”Brugge” – an anagram for bugger…?

  114. 114
    Jimmy says:

    Sadly it’s too late to stop Michael Howard’s family from getting in.

  115. 115
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    LOL…attending a function…oh Guido you are funny

    Wrap up warm Guido, its quite windy OUTSIDE the Bloomberg buiding, and I think snow is predicted

  116. 116
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    LIVE on Radio 5 and Radio 4

    Radio One and Capitals listening figures will double between 8-9

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    old git says:


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    Tonto says:

    What exactly is it that Cameron has done for us in the EU since May 2010 ?

    Sulking, going home with your bat and ball , and getting a load of puerile mainly privately educated Conservative MPs to bang their desks in a secret meeting does not cut it with me.

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    Im all ears says:

    so they only had 4 to 4.5 listeners before.

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    The Downing Street Cuckoo says:

    Indeed not. Double Dutch.

  121. 121
    Rip van Wrinkle says:

    You think Labour are going to re-elected in 2020? Things will be so bad by then you won’t get the chance to elect anyone. Elections will be considered sedition.

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    Moby Dick says:

    Cameron Eu 2018 vote is 2 x longer wait than SNP vote on independence and he called them feart

  123. 123
    The wizz says:

    Bloody hell, why aren’t you the Poet Laureate?

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    The wizz says:


  125. 125
    The wizz says:

    Indeed it will be, with nothing to offer th British People except bullshit.

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    Con Artists says:

    You best get of the fence before it goes right up your jacksy then…
    Wake up lad, trust your instincts.

    Those LibLabCon are liars, they cannot be trusted, they have their greedy trouging snouts in the EU trough.

    And do you really want a Federal Europe, do you really want an unelected EU, do you really want political union, do you really want fiscal and monetary union with tax and spending decided by Brussels rather then the UK ?

    Cause that’s what your gonna get …

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    The wizz says:

    MK Mk5, are you trying tell us us that Gordy McDoom was the best the best mental deficient?

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    Con Artists says:

    And the public are starting to understand this now.

    It terrifies the LibLabCon that their troughing snouts maybe removed from the EU’s teat…

    It’s the only way we will get our country back and escape the EU.

    Get rid of those lying traitors.

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    Con Artists says:

    Grow a pair you troll

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    Mr Quelch says:

    I normally have my morning bowel movement circa 8 a.m. so I would have missed it anyway. I shall nevertheless reflect upon (what I anticipate to be) the contents of “The Speech” as I push Mr Brown ( no- not him!) out the back door.
    The conjunction of above events have a certain co – incidence about them don’t you think.

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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