January 22nd, 2013

Sadiq Khan’s Missing £3,000 Donation Declaration

As Guido reported in Sunday’s column, Labour backs have been put up by the promotion of Sadiq Khan to Shadow London Minister. The “No He Khant” slogan for Khan’s anticipated 2016 London Mayoral campaign is catching on. Meanwhile Guido has been passed some irregularities in Khan’s donations and Register of Members Interests. Fancy that…

According to Khan’s Register of Interests he took £3,000 at the last election from Matthew Ryder, the lefty lawyer at Matrix who lost the case bought by Chris Huhne’s former bi-sexual lover against the Mail, for calling her former bi-sexual. However, by the time Khan got round to declaring this donation to the Electoral Commission, it had doubled to £6,000. Which is odd…

Commons rules state that “Members are responsible for making a full disclosure of their interests” and regular readers will remember Harriet Harman’s husband Jack Dromey had to apologise to the House for incorrectly declaring payments this time last year. Like when he was busted with dubious expenses receipts, Khan will likely play the clerical error card. However the question remains – what happened to the other £3,000?


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    the way you’ve been trailing this you’d think it was a bit more serious than £3k.

  2. 2
    Red Egg Millitit... says:

    Usually the tip of the iceberg…..

  3. 3
    John says:

    you mean Jack?

  4. 4
    Owen Jones says:

    But basically you expect me to be a sock puppet for Labour leadership rather than push for more progressive policies,you nob !

  5. 5

    Dearly Beloved,

    May the World be of Good Cheer, the Day has Dawned, The Hour is upon Us. May the Accused be Tried, even whilst they seek for PTHs to find an Escape which will come in some unexpected way known only to the Good Lord. We pray to God to give these dear people His comfort and His Strength to accept their Fate, whatever that might be, and a rest for them from the public spotlight into a Undisturbed and Inaccessible place for a Lasting Time. We pray also for the Strength and Guidance of the Judge and his Assistants.

    In the name of The Father, and of The Son, and of The Holy Spirit.


  6. 6
    Tony Soprano says:

    Turpentine and dry cleaning?

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    something about Nigel Farage

  8. 8
    Steve says:

    Petition to stop Romanian & Bulgarian immigration into Britain.


  9. 9
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    Not his greatest fan

    But at least he isnt a Wari ( ie useless, work shy, drip )

    Welcome home Prince Harry….your P45 is in the post

  10. 10
    Lol says:

    While we’re on the subject of Labour MPs taking the p!ss, what happened about Vaz’s financial misunderstanding?

  11. 11
    When I was a lad we called him Jack says:


  12. 12
    T. P. Fuller says:

    Accuracy is not his strong point.

  13. 13
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    Not his greatest fan

    But at least he isnt a Wa*ri ( ie useless, work shy, drip )

    Welcome home Prin*ce Ha*rry….your P45 is in the post

  14. 14
    We're all in this together.. says:

    New suit. Expenses. Kerrrrching!

  15. 15
    Lol says:

    Big Diane doing a speech about porn today.

  16. 16
    And I can't find WMDs, either. says:

    Or Tony Blair’s expenses.

  17. 17
    Ghost of Greg Stone. says:

    Was it ( 3 or 6k) declared on his declaration of election expenses?

  18. 18
    When I was a lad we called him the Holy Ghost. says:

    Prey for us.

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Of course it is serious;a further instance of the politicon scum breaking the rules & not being punished for it.

  20. 20
    Diane says:

    Just getting my second coat of bronzer on.

  21. 21
    One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

    Oh stuff and nonsense, what what! Very few immigrants will arrive. and they’ll be a great asset to Britain. It’s not like they’re going to nick the lead from church roofs, is it? I mean, what what, the last lot have already stolen it all. Guff-haw haw haw haw!

    Anyway,. they’ll need somewhere to live, of course, so I’m relaxing the planning laws so we can build one or two houses, equivalent to several cities the size of Leeds, for all these jolly nice people to live in.

    Tally ho!

  22. 22
    Popeye says:

    How easy it is to see why these losers want to gag the press.
    Keep at it you investigative reporters, all power to your pen.

  23. 23
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Khan is a slimey arsewipe, and that’s his best quality.

  24. 24
    Tom Fatson says:

    How dare you smear us.

  25. 25
    ECHR says:

    Nowt to do with us mate.
    Try Chaccckrabbabbi

    British woman Lindsay Sandiford is sentenced to death by a court in Bali for trafficking cocaine.

  26. 26
    MSM says:

    Let’s just sell magazines and leave the news to the net.

  27. 27
    The Holy Spirit says:

    I must be given my equal rights as well, you know. Otherwise I can make it very hot for you lot.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    I’d stop bothering then.

  29. 29
    Moderator says:

    Less ‘pea’

  30. 30
    Total Pissed Off Taxpayer says:

    Never mind this Liebour idiot.

    Government Borrowing in December 2012 of £15.4b was HIGHER than in December 2011.


  31. 31
    Hell has frozen over says:

    “Welcome home Prin*ce Ha*rry….your P45 is in the post”

    Oh dear god, Hurrah! A good point, from you!

    Yesterday, Lord Snooty is announcing that the (new) war against Alky Aida in Africa will last decades, today he’s announcing that another 5,000 troops are going to be tossed onto the dole.

  32. 32
  33. 33
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    They are all still at it, scratch a politician find a thief.

  34. 34
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    “Look Pal. Just get over it. It was a routine stop and search. A lot of criminals frequent this area on their way from the Commons to their constituencies and we have to keep the lid on it. You would be amazed how many we find will rolls of £20’s stuffed in their pockets and no recollection how they got them. Mind how you go sir”

  35. 35
    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    ” is a slimey arsewipe, and that’s his/her best quality.”

  36. 36
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    Isn’t it strange post Leveson.

    If this police officer talks to Khan about problems in the area he will be praised for engaging with him

    If Khan was a journalist he may find himself arrested, charged with a criminal offence and sacked from the Police.

    Funny old world innit.

  37. 37
    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    Oh, great, HTML.. Let’s try again..

    “*insert MP’s name here* is a slimey arsewipe, and that’s his/her *delete as applicable* best quality.”

  38. 38
    An arsewipe says:

    Do you mind?

  39. 39
    Owen Jones says:

    However, attempting to create a democratic socialist consensus does require left positions.

  40. 40
    Mummy Jones says:

    Owen. You really mustn’t be rude to the Parky. It won’t help your career one bit. Stay on the PC message like wot I told you

  41. 41
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    He’s busy blowing all our money on foreign aid and euro bailouts.

    My understand was, he was hired to reduce (a) immigration and (b) the national debt. So far, he’s added several hundred billion to the debt and immigration has gone up, and he’s due to admit another 400,000 immigrants, starting next year.

  42. 42
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    labour and dodgy money just somehow belong together don’t they? Everytime I hear labour mentioned I think of their fraudulent, dishonest goings on.

  43. 43
    Owen Jones says:

    Real deficit deniers are in Government. Austerity is destroying lives, trashing growth – and increasing the deficit.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    So many favours and so little time to repay. All those grants given to undemocratic groups that have a proven track record of contempt for the public.

    Must provide security for many years for these people so they can weather the next government and remove them safely from the EU influence. The third sector.

    Just ignore the industry as they have no voice and need to be bled dry.

  45. 45
    B&Q Marketing says:

    25 litre drums of bronzer for larger ladies are in our January sales promotion

  46. 46
    Casual Observer says:

    A couple of films starring Abbarse would kill the porn industry stone dead.

  47. 47
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Whoever wrote it may be in need of more paint.


  48. 48
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    well it’s true labour did a much better job of trashing growth and the economy and of increasing the deficit whilst they were in office.

  49. 49
    Lindsay Sandiford's not too bright says:

    Whilst I don’t agree with the death penalty, I can’t really sympathise with someone so stupid as to smuggle drugs through a country that’s known the world over for having the death penalty for drug smuggling.

  50. 50
    Mummy Jones says:

    Can you do your 2x table yet Owen?

  51. 51
    Lol says:


  52. 52

    I’d just like to say “Well done chaps” to 3000 more of our brave troops this morning
    before the postman arrives with your redundancy notices
    Toodle Pip !

  53. 53
    Lol says:


  54. 54
    The m u s l i m problem is much nearer to home Mr Cameron says:

    So Guido’s in court today, so to speak.

  55. 55
    Lol says:

    Looks like S@vile from behind.

  56. 56
    Robert Jay Unshaven QC says:

    Don’t worry, we have plans to regulate the internet. Ed Miliband’s wife works in my chambers you know.

  57. 57
    Job Centre Adviser (age 47) says:

    I really fancy being a Terry Towelling Army Reserve Apache Pilot.
    Where do I sign up Dave?

  58. 58
    Factoid says:

    Make sure you’ve got a full bio hazard suit on — otherwise the fucker will infect you the putrefaction that will ooze out.

  59. 59
    T'old Fella says:

    “Khan’s anticipated 2016 London Mayoral campaign “, it would be almost unreal as Guido putting up for the mayor or equivalent in Mumbai, still these are changing times and we should not not really suprised at anything any more, but again there or more people living in London who were not born in the UK than people that were born in the UK. Dave seems to be flooding London with his types of chaps, you those super rich,citizenships of convenience maybe in the hope he can farm out the poorer imports to the rest of the country. Independence for the rest of the UK.

  60. 60
    albacore says:

    Don’t know why everybody gets so excited
    Those are the tactics of LiLabCon United
    There’s no solo piss artist; it’s one big team game
    Why pick on one plonker when they all share the blame?

  61. 61
    EdButLookBalls says:

    The main question is “What happened to the £300billion that Khan’s Liebour Govt squanderd over their years in power?”

  62. 62
    Bob Fleming says:

    Not sure it’s a great idea for the media to be widely reporting our P*ince knocking off the T*ban. Much as I approve, it’s just the sort of thing that will drive the inbred psycho’s, including the ones over here, to seek r*venge..

  63. 63
    PC Bent says:

    Don’t put more than fifty £20’s in each roll lad. Otherwise they won’t slip into my uniform pockets easily, and will make unsightly bulges.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    They have had so much notice and so much help I would not be surprised if they all arrived on the same day. Mass immigration by organized specialists. All self-employed but in a close arrangement.


  65. 65
    T'old Fella says:

    What do you call it now Janet or Jane?

  66. 66
    Yes He Khan! says:

    Looks like the lad Saddique should sign up as Vazoline’s apprentice, Three grand!? ******* beginner.

  67. 67
    Khan, Uddin and Vazoline says:

    We’re all in it together.

  68. 68
    T'old Fella says:

    Keep them all in London. Independence for the rest of the UK!

  69. 69
    T'old Fella says:

    Reserve 2 for Guido

  70. 70
    S Bercow says:

    You 3 are giving Parliament a bad name.

  71. 71
    SP4BS says:

    Guido II’s name has been banned for a long time.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    “They all do it”. “It is just a threat”. “No one really gets caught”.

    Their need is so desperate they have lost all connection with average society. Or have been “culted” into a complete detachment from society by a grooming culture.

    Suicide by risk. My life is worthless so I take the lottery. The concept behind the breakdown of all societies. When the rich are so obviously rich that there is no chance for some, then buying a ticket for a lottery is the only way. Drug smuggling is a lottery, it just needs a plane ticket.

  73. 73
    Nick Griffin says:

    He’s been caught black handed.

  74. 74
    T'old Fella says:

    We know that, there is something about the little tinker, his lopsided grin, his rant against anything EU, and yet he is a member of the EU parliament, yet who in UKip is generally known to the general population besides Farage?

  75. 75
    Disgraceful BBC - "Impartiality is in our genes" says:

    David Bellamy tells of moment he was “frozen out” of BBC


    “From that moment, I really wasn’t welcome at the BBC,” he said.

    “They froze me out, because I don’t believe in global warming. My career dried up. I was thrown out of my own conservation groups and I got spat at in London.”

  76. 76
    Lol says:

    Yes it’s awaiting moderation at the moment although I got the R and P through this time.

  77. 77
    Grommit says:

    Only 3k. That is exactly what I will knock of my next Self-Assessment. See whether it is significant then?

  78. 78
    Mike Hunt says:

    I get cunt through every time.

  79. 79
    JabbaTheCat says:

    “the way you’ve been trailing this you’d think it was a bit more serious than £3k.”

    Every little bit helps…

  80. 80
  81. 81
    Carina Trimingham says:

    The Mail’s best line for Chris Huhne’s, er, partner, is “a comedy lesbian from central-casting”… fnar, fnar!

  82. 82
    Death to druggies says:

    Serves her right.

  83. 83
    albacore says:

    Holy sacred cow! Not another heretic!
    Better un-person that unbeliever, and quick
    We can’t have folks questioning our orthodoxy
    The blighters might find it’s just piffly and poxy

  84. 84
    ? says:

    That Lawrence family do like a bit of media exposure, dont they…

  85. 85
    Dennis MacShane says:

    Yeah, £3k going missing from funds is normal behaviour.

  86. 86
    Dave the Weak says:

    Naughty, naughty. That’s not PC.

  87. 87
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Copper : ” I’ve ‘ad a complaint as to how you’ve been loitering ‘ere for hover an ‘our”

    Khan: “But officer, I’m stuck to the black paint on this railing!”

    Copper : (Makes notes) “A man claiming to be the Shadow London Minister refused to move because he said he was black & started to be abusive to me, which shocked onlookers. Oh, and he called me a pleb”

  88. 88
    Fishy says:

    It’s the consequence of:

    The out-of-control benefits structure (put in place by Labour)

    Servicing the compounded interest on our accumulated debt (grown by Labour)

    Being the benefits tourism no 1 destination in Europe (created by Labour)

    In fairness to Cameron he is spending his time trying to put genies back into bottles…and the lefties don’t like it

  89. 89
    Fishy says:

    Here’s another link, and you don’t need to be Polish to get the gist.


    I didn’t realise that there were so many benefits to claim. As someone once said,

    ”Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.”

  90. 90
    Bureaucratic Inflation says:

    Why has London got a minister? Won’t a Mayor do?

  91. 91
    Extremely Ancient Seafarer says:

    is ‘bronzer’ shorthand for ‘brown-noser’?

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Matrix who lost the case bought by Chris Huhne’s former bi-sexual lover’ If it was bought then may be that’s where the £3,000 went, but it must have been from Mulberry. If it was brought by her then it’s still a mystery.

  93. 93
    Jessica Knoton says:

    Keep digging.

  94. 94
    peech imspedment says:

    I’m worried about the hedgehogs.

  95. 95
    Casual Observer says:

    And a few kilo’s of contraband.

  96. 96
    Historian says:

    Bellamy is an interesting case. His whinging here is nothing new:


    He did have a rather pronounced anti-EU stance, speaking for Goldsmiths Referendum party – 1996/7.

    But he appears to have been dropped in 1994.

    He was not at that time an AGW denier. 1996 he did write an article describing AGW as ‘poppycock’

    Monbiot in the Grauniad has done fairly damaging pieces on him.

    Bit of revisionism from the BBC here, hardly surprising. Good question though is why did they drop him in 1994 ?

  97. 97
    Handbagger says:

    Dave you are useless. Half way through the Parliament and the deficit is rising again.

    Put some stick about. Freeze all benefits, public sector recruitment and pay until further notice NOW.

    Just do it — show some balls man!

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    All parkies are thieving hunts.

  99. 99
    Jimmy says:

    Editorial policy: the darker they are, the lower the threshhold.

  100. 100
    keredybretsa says:

    This geez was on a upward spiralisation track which is now in a reverse trend. Carry on with this ongoing website offensive, perhaps you khan get to the truth!

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    So, who is the Minister for London, then?

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