January 22nd, 2013

Kev and Denis: Better Off Out

Poor old Kevin Maguire. You know how it is; put a good word in for a disgraced mate, after all, what harm could come from bigging them up despite the fact they were forced out of Parliament for their thieving ways? Bit too risky for the Mirror so pop a kind word in the Staggers, hardly anyone will see it there anyway. Poor old Denis, he deserves a pat on the back. Et cetera:

“Britain’s nascent Eurofan fightback against the Europhobes is tussling with how to utilise Denis MacShane, a former MP who many on both sides of the Commons feel was treated roughly when forced to quit Rotherham. It was MacEurope, a walking encyclopaedia on all things EU, who spotted instantly that Cameron’s double-Dutch big speech on 22 January would upset Monsieur Hollande and Frau Merkel by clashing with the 50th-anniversary celebrations in Berlin of a Franco- German Élysée treaty. Denis the Menace has baggage but few will be as combative or as skilled in the trench warfare ahead.”

Presumably Kevin filed this before the police relaunched their fraud investigation into MacShane yesterday.

“Baggage” is one way of describing it.

He will be super-useful coordinating the great EU-fight back from a cell.


  1. 1
    restore the monasteries says:

    Never been this high…

  2. 2
    Pull the other one, you useless ginger cock says:

    Prince H*rry says he’s killed Taliban soldiers.

    Sure you have, H*rry. It must be quite easy to kill Taliban when you’re put on active duty guarding some trees, surrounded by your personal security detail.

  3. 3
    Denis McPenis says:

    This message was sent from my laptop. [Well, one of them, at least.]

  4. 4
    French women have BO and Bad Breath says:

    Of course Europhile Toilets knows that a Frog bog is just a hole in the dirt.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Instead if backing a disgraced former MP, why doesn’t Maguire spend his time fighting for the rights of hacks to do their jobs properly without state interference?

  6. 6
    One Finger, One Thumb says:

  7. 7
    Steve says:

    Crooks are ok to the left as long as they are the lefts “on message” crooks.

    I am ex-Labour – disgusted by the way I as a working class British man as been treated by them. MacShane will face jusstice – but how many more in Labour are rubbing the working classes nose in it?

    Its not just ex-Tories in UKIP and I wish that was reflected in the MSN.

  8. 8
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Kevin would be one of the Stormtroopes of the new EU Media Kommisariat.

    Silencing all dissent o the EU is important work for Toilets et al – the trench warfare to come will be just that to them.

    Vote UKIP.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is not going to announce an in / out vote on EU tomorrow. If he becomes even more desperate he might but don’t expect him to actual have one.

    If you want in / out vote on EU better vote UKIP.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Thought you like Apple!

  11. 11
    Adam Smith says:

    We need to leave the EU

    Sign this petition to restrict Bulgarian and Romanians from entering the UK:


  12. 12
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    I don’t now what they’re making all the fuss about – he’s a soldier – what else do some of these people think we are sending soldiers to Afghani stan for? It’s not exactly a holiday destination,

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Surprised kids didn’t run off seeing him.

  14. 14
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Exactly – which laptop? you’ve bought so many with our money we’ve lost count. One can only assume you were giving them out to your constituents in the hope of buying votes – before you were forced to resign of course.

  15. 15
    Timmy Tin Foil says:

    Use Matyjaszek’s expertise on all things EU?
    Would that be “Set a thief to catch a thief,” then?
    Of course, the US Justice Department promised Charles Luciano to commute his sentence and voluntarily expatriate to Italy, if he assisted the War Department and guaranteed no Mob-controlled dockworkers’ union strikes, and would use his Sicilian connections, such as they were post-Mussolini, to help Montgomery and Patton. Any deals in the offing for our Den?

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Just PR. Come on, he is born with a golden spoon in his mouth. Just let him enjoy his life.

  17. 17
  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    It was funny when he ran off in the middle of the interview.

  19. 19
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Maguire is boring, just like his labour comrades.

  20. 20
    toiletbeast says:

    Will Maguire be posting from a bog cubicle?

    He must be feeling flush with success at the moment

    I see his career going down the pan

  21. 21
    fruitcake says:

    Whassat then? Chris Bryant victim of phone hacking? The man who posts his own scanty/panty image across t’internet. Victim vs Self-Publicism : discuss after the vodka

  22. 22

    A group of British Army soldiers based in Germany have been convicted of attempting to smuggle guns and cocaine from continental Europe to sell to the London underworld.


  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    If I had a choice I will not go near the place. I don’t buy the story about his life there but he should have guts to be there.

  24. 24
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    It is my personal opinion based upon what Guido has said that McShane has pilfered my money illegally .

    I think he should be arrested charged tried and sent to prison where he can eat porridge made with semi skimmed milk every day.

    As long as he is behind bars I do not begrudge him a bowl of porridge

  25. 25
    ford open nick beast says:

    Too kind

    0atmeal, piss, broken glass, spit with a huge turd in the middle just add some colour
    Then on his release let him celebrate with a charity parachute jump in Australia

  26. 26
    Kevin T says:

    Maguire was also trying to paint Farage as a racist today for not wanting to flood the country with more East Europeans.

    Bless him and his comedy northerner accent. I think he sees himself as the next Alastair Campbell but Campbell wouldn’t have touched MacShame with a bargepole or positined himself on the side of something so vastly unpopular outside of the chattering classes.

  27. 27

    Well i’m all cut up about upsetting the German / French Post war collaboration Celebrations
    Look what happened last time these two Collaborated

  28. 28
    pissed off voter says:

    assume that huhne Huhne is still protected by injunction? The good malt I got to celibrate his demise is so so tempting.

  29. 29
    the popes y fronts says:

    They werent even tighty whities

    The man is a disgrace to the uk Undergarment industry

  30. 30
    Postal Vote says:

    Beter not translate trench warfare into french if you want to achieve something with diplomacy …

  31. 31

    Maguire is a delusional mackem cnut,baggage? Mc Shame is a thieving ,troughing,lying cnut who should be in jail,if it was one of us plebs we would have been in pokey now,the political class and their arselicks like Maguire are beyond contempt.

  32. 32
  33. 33

    What happened to due process?

    He should be fairly treated before we cut his head off.

  34. 34

    It is only dissolution from here, my friend…

  35. 35
    Archer Karcher says:

    Toilets is an elitist, rich socialist.

    He will support the ‘greater good’ come what may, no matter how wicked, spiteful or just plain evil that ‘greater good’ comes to be.

  36. 36
    Woodward and Bernstein says:

    When will someone from the left have the courage to stand up against press censorship before it’s too late.

  37. 37
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    We cannot cut his head off unless Mr Cameron takes us out of the EU .

  38. 38
    Billy from Wormwood Scrubs says:

    But if we do cut his head off just think of how much porridge we would save.

  39. 39
    I need to hypnotise your arsehole to heal your piles. says:

    He will be on This Week sucking McShame’s cock or some other Labour dickhead.

  40. 40
    keredybretsa says:

    Depends what the boys in blue find in his ‘Baggage’.

  41. 41
    Golly says:

    No, that is called a Turkish toilet silly.

  42. 42
    Judge Dread says:

    Where is Mr Brooks’s laptop ?

  43. 43
    Tate Dai Rector says:

    He obviously must be drawn before he’s hung.

  44. 44
    Magaluf Engerlander says:

    She’s at home preparing the defence.

  45. 45
    Magaluf Engerlander says:

    As soon as one is elected who hasn’t got a financial incentive to look the other way?

  46. 46
    who why what where when says:

    Maguire, Hacked Off advisor Alistair Campbell and campaigners like Shami Chakrabarti would have been the first to man the barricades if Thatcher had announced plans for press regulation in the 80’s.

    I honestly don’t know how they can live with themselves.

  47. 47
    Old Grumpy says:

    I am taking this YouGov Poll with a very large andidate Selections leave much to desire; picking candidates, who WILL answer in known manners! (They don’t like contrary answers!)

    The other problem is the CONTENT OF THEIR QUESTIONS!

    All mass polls can be skewed by inappropriate question phrases………. and often are!………… The fact is that, asking the bald question: “In or Out? regularly throw up around 87% in favour of “Out”!

    While these “simple polls” are not scientific and can be the province of anti’s, the fact is that they appear with amazing regularity, in various Press Polls and have done for some years.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    The NUJ is haemorrhaging almost as many members as the Guardian is cash and readers.
    A relative recently resigned a 30 year membership after listening to a speech by quisling General Secretary Michelle Stanistreet.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    That’s the usual tactic of Maguire and his ilk. Using smears and lies in order to stifle legitimate debate.

  50. 50
    Vacuous Unpaid Labour Intern Esq. says:

    Never in the field of Labour hoonery has teir ever been a hoon as big as kevin. He has an inane ability to ignore everythigng true and obviously wrong as McShanism. I hate this nman with very bone in my over clareted body. Chin chin old boy.

    Don’t you just lobe Beaujolais?

  51. 51
    Vacuous Unpaid Labour Intern Esq. says:

    So that their is no ambiguiyt we all knwo atht kevin has turned oiff comments on all siitesz that he posts on cz he is proved wrong all the time.

    He should ne Liebour parthy person.

  52. 52
    Vacuous Unpaid Labour Intern Esq. says:

    what an ass hole.

  53. 53
    Mon cher ami says:

    More like Grenouille en Kraut, lightly toasted.

  54. 54
    Mon cher ami says:

    Fosse guerre prix? Oh….

  55. 55
    Mon cher ami says:

    What do sailors have to do with it?

  56. 56
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Denis was not terribly keen on being doorstepped…

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