January 21st, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


134 Comments

  1. 1
    Guy Martin to win TT2013 says:

    What, no Mark?

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Polly going to be 1…..

  3. 3
    Wiltshire Indy says:

    No more GROLIs? Say it ain’t so!

  4. 4
    D'Jango says:

    I saw the latest Guardian/Observer advert in the cinema yesterday. If the Editor in chief gave that load of toe curling crp the ok then he’s the one who should be made redundant!

  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    Bill Gates?

  6. 8
    Nero fiddles while Rome burns says:

    Good one.

  7. 9
    Tom (peeping) says:

    Is this supposed to be a Stephen Hawking dream scene, where for one night only he’s out of the chair and belting away at a piano…?

  8. 10
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Well they only need to get rid of the highly overpaid incomprehensible pollytwaddle and the business would be saved.

  9. 11
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    And here’s what he can play as the ship goes down (are there any atheists on a sinking ship, I wonder?):

  10. 13
    Vote UKIP says:

    Sorry but I can’t find anything amusing in people losing their jobs. Even left wing socialist morons.

    • 31
      Andrew Notapleb says:

      Tell me about it. I’ve had to sell the bike.

    • 44
      T'old Fella says:

      Very true, there will be more insolvences and redundancies this quarter unless Gideon stops playing tiddly winks with Dave over the economy, not really fair to blame Gideon as he is only the front man, behind him are a host of advisers, advising him what to do, but Gideon takes the bullet if it goes badly wrong and because he appointed him, Dave Boy.

  11. 14
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Did anyone notice how quickly the BBC sacked Carol Thatcher when she allegedly made ‘racist’ comments in a private conversation and off air?

    Did anyone notice how quickly the BBC didn’t sack Sir Jimmy Savile despite many in the organisation knowing of his ‘activities’?

    Remarks about a tennis player’s hair = instant dismissal
    Raping little girls = Er, Um, let’s give him a another series shall we?

    • 22
      Tuscan Tony says:

      Jimmy’s victims were white and therefore no BBC rules were broken.

      • 49
        The Brussels Broadcasting Corporation says:

        Correction: “Jimmy’s victims were white and English and therefore no BBC rules were broken.”

        Technically, white English people get what they deserve, and therefore cannot be ‘victims’.

        • 127
          BBC Brainwashing says:

          BBC Political Propaganda Department making full use of the Drama Budget last night to get its Feminist agenda across.

          The first hour was about an evil man who was beating up his pregnant wife, and another evil man who prostituted his daughter. In the second hour, another evil man (a doctor this time) arranging the abuse of a young girl, and an evil elected official (male) was doing the abusing. Message: all men are evil, all women are victims, all the evil in the world is the fault of men, especially if they are rich capitalists.

          I’d laugh at the crudity of the BBC’s attempts to insert its left-wing agenda into its drama series at every opportunity if it wasn’t so disturbing. Somebody really ought to do a survey of their drama output to find out exactly how politicised it is.

    • 86
      whatever her name was says:

      That no-necked unfunny woman wasnt sacked either.

  12. 16

    What a wonderfully subtle, well drawn, thought provoking, punchy, relevant cartoon from Rich and Mark.

    (OK – Only joking.)

  13. 18
    See sharp or be flat says:

    It is either Mrs Mills or Russ Conway. Outside chance of being Elton John or Sparky.

  14. 25
    DAVE FAUNA and FLORA CAMERMONG says:

    Mad Al Yankovic in concert ?

    I’ve no idea and really to be honest . Life’s too short

    it should be renamed

    “The Monday Guess who the fuck this is competition “

  15. 27
    Owen Jones says:

    The late running Europe speech is now due to arrive on Wednesday. But reporters are advised to wait in Guido’s News Room pending further announcements.

  16. 33
    don't reed the grauniad says:

    sadly pissed?

  17. 34
    DAVE FAUNA and FLORA CAMERMONG says:

    I Say , As i left this morning ,
    i noticed just how attractive Sam’s bush is , covered in a bit of the white stuff

    toodly Pippy

  18. 36
    Ed Balls(Chancellor Of The Exchequer Designate) says:

    Doesn’t take a genius to guess Cameron’s plan. Starve NHS money. Say ‘Look, hospitals not working’. Sell to mates’ private health companies

    • 40
      DAVE FAUNA and FLORA CAMERMONG says:

      It’s quite obvious you don’t have to be a genius , that’s how you have remained in politics so long

      • 66
        Millionaireband says:

        Anyone seen my brother?

        • 75
          DAVE FAUNA and FLORA CAMERMONG says:

          Yes , he’s just scraping together a few more millions before he returns to remove you before the next election
          He said “Thanks for keeping his seat warm , and your wife is crap in the sack !

    • 64
      T'old Fella says:

      Trouble is Eddie Boy, your lot were moving towards doing the same thing, what with PFI’s hospitals saddled with debt, which has to be payed come what may, and service companies going bust, so that the hospitals have doubled the debt declared bankrupt because they cannot pay the bill.

    • 106
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      The reports of his death were, sadly, exaggerated. (Cf. Guido’s Column.) RIP Ed Balls (the other one) and condolences to his loved ones, lest you think I am a cruel and heartless reprobate. Eddie we hardly knew ye. But we do know the Blinking Lovely all too well, and that’s why hope sprang eternal.

  19. 38
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Is it Sir Richard Stilgoe?

    • 71
      Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

      …or as the The Mary Whitehouse Experience used to call him

      “Richard still not dead”

      • 88
        arseholes, like Red Wedge says:

        The Mary Whitehouse Experience…werent they so really edgy using that name?
        Crazy

  20. 41
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Is it Rolf Harris. Is he aboard a prison ship named HMS Guard?

  21. 45
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    shhhhhhhhh

    Andrew Gilligan cycling commissioner job for Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. Another Telegraph Bloggers toad joins tories ( £95K )….alone with James Delingpole..

    We knew along…..LOL

  22. 46
  23. 47
    Gonk III says:

    Mr. Magoo ?

  24. 50
    The Downing Street Cuckoo says:

    When your broadband goes on the blink you’ll be able to blame it on leaves on the line or the wrong sort of snow :
    http://tinyurl.com/a33d3a9

    • 55
      One-term Dave says:

      The £32billion HS2 railway (the most popular infrastructure project in the world, ever), will not only solve Britain’s economic problems, but will also cure baldness, tooth-decay and chlamydia.

      • 73
        T'old Fella says:

        One term. shouldn’t that be “unpopular”

      • 78
        Mind the effing gap. How many times do I have to tell you? says:

        .. but probably not ‘terminal’ dandruff

      • 122
        Tommy Cockles says:

        ha! ha! you Labour trolls are so droll.Are don’t know where you get the time to spread your hilarity across so many threads!!

        Oh yeah! now I remember, your a load of freeloading wankers who have never done a days work in your life!

        • 132
          Dilly Daydream says:

          you’re; and
          day’s

          Layber ejercashion strykes agen.

          See? Sumov us got proper ejerkated.

  25. 51
    Calder Simon says:

    I recognise him.

    It’s that bloke who does travel and holidays on Telly and appears on the BBC news whenever there is snow, an airport strike, a bust travel agent or a cruise ship full of the dying.

  26. 57
    Global Warming spreading across Europe again. says:

  27. 79
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    UPDATE !!!!!!

    Andrew Mongshell still not back in cabinet
    No further right wing 80′s Witch loving comedians arrested…Yet
    Guido’s Guardian obsession continues
    Guido’s Huhne obsession continues
    Triple dip imminent…shhhhhh
    It must be over 2 weeks since a Boris thread…oh dear

    • 89
      Anonymous says:

      So, predictably,you did have something more to add and say.

      And ,predictably, it wasn’t worth the effort.

      • 102
        Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

        Look -”Dave Apologist”. The game is up. Dave is a disaster, and you ALL know it.

        These pathetic attempts trying to damage left leaning publications to distract attention from Dave’s awful administration, makes you all look daft.

        • 124
          CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

          Compared to the years ’97-2010, they are a bunch of diamonds. It doesn’t matter how much you lefty scum wish for it, or how often Liebour’s perverted media friends in London try to convince people, Labour are hated far more by more people, than this current shower.

          • Anonymous says:

            I wasn’t apologising for Cameron, merely pointing out that you were still posting with monotonous regularity despite promising that you had “nothing more to add or say”.

  28. 81
    Rolf says:

    It’s 10.03. And I can’t tell who it is yet.

  29. 82
    Euro Hague Euro By Gum. says:

    I see William Euro Hague has taken to a Euro Foreign Office with a Euro Army at its disposal like a Euro Duck to water.

    And they said that the Lisbon Treaty did not change anything.

  30. 85
    Loopy Lou LLB (Hons) says:

    David Cameron owes a duty of care to us all to provide a stable and tradeable currency .

    How he could have let himself and our currency get side tracked by the complete omnishambles concerning this speech is beyond me .

    Another thing that I do not understand is how the British Electorate could possibly have elected him to high office without first understanding what was his economic plan for sterling and EU membership .

    • 91
      LabLibCon Benefiteer says:

      I vote for whoever promises to put my bennies up and cut the tax on beer ‘n fags ‘n petrol the most. Fuck the national debt — inflation will solve that problem

    • 121
      BBC Brainwashing says:

      Because the troughing, corrupt, banker-supporting Labour alternative was shit?

  31. 87
    Mummy Jones says:

    Owen — You can’t go to school today to see your little boyfriends, ‘cos there’s half an inch of snow outside and you might fall over. Go back to bed and caress your teddy.

    • 104
      Public Notice...The UK is closed for business until next week says:

      3,000 schools closed throughout the country….you cannot expect teachers to go to work in snow.(although I seem to remember when I was at school in 60′s that schools never seemed to close and we had some worse snow fall than this…and we had to travel around 2 miles….but you walked …if you didn’t turn up you were expected to have a good excuse not the weather)although looking on the bright side traffic was incredibly light this morning as some of us who had to work risked travelling on roads that local councils had not bothered to grit/salt as the snow fell on Sunday as they only work Mon-Fri.

      • 125
        Screwed Taxpayer says:

        If teachers fail to make the effort to get to schools and open them, do the fuckers lose a day’s pay? (don’t bother replying — the answer’s obvious in Dave’s PC weak gutless paradise)

    • 120
      Comrade Bear says:

      Give us a break!

  32. 92
    SIGNIFICANT JOB CUTS. Is Polly gone? says:

    Guardian’s digital-first strategy to include “significant” job cuts

    Alan Rusbridger, the editor of The Guardian, spoke to BBC Radio 4′s Media Show about the paper’s recent decision to face the future with a “digital-first” strategy. He confirmed what most commentators already suspected, namely that the new strategy would result in “significant” job cuts.

    More at:
    http://www.editorsweblog.org/2011/06/24/guardians-digital-first-strategy-to-include-significant-job-cuts

    To be aired 23/11

  33. 93
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Obama officially inaugurated today !!!!!! SSShhhhhhhhhhhh

    LOL…You neo nut f*uck wits must be foaming at the mouth..Bless

  34. 94
    Hmm says:

    Composer Benjamin Britten died from heart failure brought on by syphilis caught from gay lover. Daily Male!

    Friend of Krays, Bob Boothby and a ‘ pop singer ‘.

    • 134
      The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

      It was in the Telegraph magazine at the weekend and that was extracted from a biography.

      Headline: Gay bloke contracts sexually transmitted disease from his promiscuous younger lover.

      In other news, bear has bowel movement in forested area. Pontif espouses Roman Catholisism.

  35. 97
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Look – Neo Nut F*uck Wits

    Within 5-10 years…there will be NO printed media in the UK, regardless of its title…and that includes The Times, Fin Times, Telegragh etc

    The only exceptions could be The Mirror and The Sun

  36. 103
    Twitter #huhne says:

    Ivan White ‏@ivanwhite48
    Huhne will swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth in court. But he’s a Liberal Democrat, who will believe him?

  37. 105
    First attempt mo dd ed says:

    Huhne will swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth in court. But he’s a Liberal Democrat, who will believe him?


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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