January 21st, 2013

Civil Liberties Campaigners Slam Snooping Claire Perry

Try as she might – and judging by her shameless sucking up she has tried – Claire Perry has still yet to be reshuffled into government. Her one consolation is that Dave has made her his adviser on childhood. The Tories’ answer to Harriet Harman is throwing herself into her new non-job, telling the Mail that parents should snoop on their children’s texts and private messages. Guido has no problem with parents seeking to protect their children from the worst of the web. But when she demands the state block adults from porn…

Perry’s nannying calls for the state to ban raunchy music videos and label airbrushed photos of celebs are even more disturbing. Big Brother Watch’s Nick Pickles is damning of the PM’s Rihanna-hater-in-chief:

“We’re not entirely sure how it fits for a Conservative MP and a newspaper usually committed to reducing state interference in our lives are able to square away issuing parenting diktats, but more concerning is the total lack of any evidence to support these claims. No research on how many parents feel they are not able to discuss this with their children. No evidence of how many children are allowed unrestricted access to the internet in their bedrooms. We’ve seen the dodgy stats underpinning this Mary Whitehouse 2.0 campaign before and now they seem to have given up on evidence-based policy altogether.”

No research, dodgy stats and giving up on evidence-based policy. Perhaps Perry would be suited for promotion after all…


  1. 1
    Richard Timney says:

    I like porn. Tonight I’m watching Free My Willy.

  2. 2
    Mike Litorus says:

    I still would though.

  3. 3

    Perry is the arch brown nose of the Tory Party,not very bright but earnest in her desire to be a minister.Theire are better women in the Parliamentary Tory Party including Leadsom and the doctor from Cornwall whose name escapes me.

  4. 4
    Nothing wrong with raunchy music videos says:

  5. 5
    Willy Hague your valiant crusader in the FCO says:

    I had to say that to Seb one evening, he’s such a strong boy you know?

  6. 6
    Owen Jones says:

    Just typical, that is. You want to be nice when you’re visiting someone, so for once in your life you sit down to pee.

    And the fucking wash-hand basin breaks off the wall …

  7. 7
    NSFW says:

    pornhub. Free.

  8. 8
    Moussa Koussa Mark 5 says:

    She wants to block porn, by presenting a Private Members’ Bill to parliament…oh errr vicar.

    A chattering middle class fop, talking sh*ite as ever.

  9. 9
    Mrs Qatada says:

    I didnt know she was a shi ite, is she bi sexual?

  10. 10
    Steve says:

    Petition to stop Romanian & Bulgarian immigration into Britain.


  11. 11
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    We know that if New Labour simply had not turned up for work for 13 years of their reign / regime, the country would be in a better state.

    And now we have a neo Harriet Harmen – who simply must be seen to nanny & hector to raise her profile.

    Sickening that women in public service have stooped so low as to wish to emulate Harriet Harmen.

    Claire Perry is everything that is wrong with female politicans today.

    Vote UKIP.

  12. 12
    genghiz the kahn says:

    She’s a banker…

    For a Harvard MBA and McKinsey ex staffer, she seems to be incapable of seeing the wood from the trees.

  13. 13
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:


  14. 14
    Relief Fund For Romania says:

    Keep ‘em out: I could well lose my job.

  15. 15
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    Civil liberties is relative, dependent on who you know, or don’t mainly, ey Ricky T?

  16. 16
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Next time, you know better. Just let fly into the wash basin, as you do at the pub when the urinals and stalls are full-up. Probably won’t get any on the floor. And make sure to pull back and wipe the last few drops. Wouldn’t want your boyfriends complaining later.

  17. 17
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    Say that on Brighton Beach at quarter to six one morning, WH?

  18. 18
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Duly signed.

  19. 19
    Max Moseley says:

    I need to be punished severely for watching porn. Spank me madam!

  20. 20
    Free the Shrewsbury 24 says:

    Kiddies are the biggest perverts about, especially under sevens playing doctors and nurses between themselves.

    They make your ears and eyes curl hearing and seeing what the little bleeders get up to away from preying adults eyes.

    So I say, read their texts at your peril, but it should come with a government warning – could affect the mind, badly. Let them get on with it I say.

  21. 21
    albacore says:

    Dave’s got an “adviser on childhood”?
    Come on, Fawkes. It just don’t get that good
    Mind you, it certainly would explain
    The policies from our leader’s brain

  22. 22
    Leo Britain says:

    Leave me alone.

  23. 23
    Engineer says:

    Sounds just like Hattie Harperson, but without the man-hating extreme feminism.

  24. 24
    Lord Mooncrater says:

    Testing. Have I been banned?

  25. 25
    Lord Mooncrater says:

    Dr Mengele?

  26. 26
    Pliny the Welder says:

    If the under IQ’d, power hungry fugly beehotch wants to do something to protect kids, try regulating the drug companies properly, stop the food industry producing metabolically toxic food aimed at kids. But that’s friends in industry, isn’t it? Couldn’t possibly do that to friends.

    Another candidate for regulatory capture.

  27. 27
    She should do porn says:

    May make more money.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    +1 re testing. Claire like Dave isn’t a conservative.

  29. 29
    Girls on film says:

    Don’t let Claire Perry see this video (the best version), she might want to ban all of Youtube as well.

  30. 30
    restore the monasteries says:

    Surely one of the basic duties of the countries and Her Majesties government,
    should be to ensure that the food we consume is fit for our consumption.
    Remember BSE,RememberBSE,that was or is going to rot our brains and how much that cost the country in slaughtered animals,then foot and mouth and many more animals slaughtered,now TB and more slaughtered animals,. A strong inspection of food should be the norm,all foods…

  31. 31
    In-out (referendum) says:

    Just what I was thinking mate

  32. 32
    Plint the Welder says:

    I couldn’t agree more, however the term “fit for our consumption” is open to wide interpretation – horse meat is fit for our consumption, but There does appear to be a tiny bit of controversy regarding Shergar burgars recently.

  33. 33
    nosebug says:

    Another publicity seeking Menschkin

    Cameron and his bloody A lists

    Sorry I voted for him rather than D Davis t the hustings

  34. 34
    Claire 'Fred' Perry says:

    Just great. I’m trying to keep my tea down and you show a video of some bird cleaning the arse of a black bloke dressed as a horse.

  35. 35
    lojolondon says:

    Well, Claire Perry has high standards to live up to –

    When Harriet Harman isn’t complaining about adult British people watching the opposite sex or wearing revealing clothes or earning a living in the sex industry, she is pushing for the removal of the paedophile laws, wanting to reduce the age when children can have sex, making it legal to have sex with a minor “as long as no physical harm comes to the child” etc.

    On this basis, Claire Perry would have to be a proponent of beastiality or necrophilia or some such to “out-hypocrite” Hattie.

  36. 36

    Me too!

  37. 37
    jolly hockey sticks says:

    I’d be keen to see her in a St Trinian’s uniform and sexy boots….but hearing her opinion about stuff. Nah, no thinks.

  38. 38

    Perry got the gig because Saville was unavailble.

  39. 39

    I think youve summed it up.

  40. 40
    Mistress Claire says:

    I want a bigger tribute for switching though.

  41. 41
    Keen nose says:

    It’ll get thrown out like the rest of these non-issues.

    I let my boy watch as much porn as he likes.

    It’s the gambling sites I won’t let him near.

  42. 42
    Liverpool Death Pathway - no thanks! says:

    “No research, dodgy stats and giving up on evidence-based policy.”

    Much like the Liverpool Care (Death) Pathway then. Professor Pullicino nd other eminent medical professionals say the LCP is the abandonment of evidence based science.

    130,000 patients despatched via the LCP last year – too many of them begging for water that they’ve been denied, according to their families on the net – yet there’s no evidence base for this LCP.

    Which is presumably why govt refuse to hold the proper judicial review this issue cries out for.

  43. 43
    Nothing Better To Do says:

    I wish somebody would because she’s clearly not getting any at the moment.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Exactly what I was thinking.

    It’s so obvious with these bitches.

  45. 45
    bozarg says:

    LCP sounds like a good thing when done right ?


    Sounds like it wasn’t implemented properly when reading the above article.

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