January 18th, 2013

Piers Trounced By the Amish

At last some good news for Piers Morgan: six times as many Americans watch his show as signed the petition to have him deported. But the cheers for Piers end there. The latest cable news race figures for Wednesday have the CNN host at the bottom of pecking order, with less than a fifth as many viewers tuning in to his show compared to Fox’s Bill O’Reilly. The humiliation was completed by 3.2 million Americans watching Amish Mafia, Pennsylvania’s answer to Made in Chelsea, compared to just 600,000 viewing Piers Morgan Tonight. At least Obama’s a fan

H/T Politico

30 Comments

  1. 1
    Rip Van Yankee Go Home says:

    That would be some American bollox. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  2. 2
    B Boyd says:

    Please complete your sentences – Obama is a fanny.

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  3. 3
    Smig says:

    Piers who? Looks like a moonfaced twat with a dose of the clap.

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  4. 4
    Pierced Organ says:

    Anyone know the password for the ratings system?

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  5. 6
    Raving Loon says:

    Morgan comes across as a smarmy arrogant annoying Huhne on both sides of the pond.

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    • 19
      "Lebanon" Levi Stoltzfus says:

      More people would rather watch a sleazy operator who promotes keg parties and smoker fights in rural Pennsylvania amongst the Plain Folk, than Piers Morgan. Was ist los? They’re not even showing the REAL stuff I do, just “recreations,” for chrissakes! Ach du lieber! Is Piers THAT unwatchable, that they tune in to see ME?

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      • 21
        Life imitating art, and is still more watchable than Piers Moron says:

        To be fair, Dog the Bounty Hunter is better and more relevant than Moron’s show.

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  6. 7

    Obama has to be a fan. Its the democrats broadcasting arm.

    For him not to watch would be like Owen Jones saying he thinks BBC News is a bit partisan and he watches Channel 5 instead.

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  7. 8
    Pen4old says:

    It’s not quantity, its quality.

    I’m just surprised at the 600k of complete dickheads……..

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  8. 11
    Sir William says:

    When Guido has nothing to report, he writes about Piers Moron.

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  9. 13
    Gordon the medicated says:

    I think we need to move our gold reserves back inside our borders.

    Someone should go and buy it all back so we can do so.

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  10. 22
    Point of information says:

    Politico were being kind. Check the relevant 18-51 demographic and you will find Moron is lucky to get 300k / night. The others on the list do not show similar reduction.

    What this means is that the Moron show ratings are heavily supported by TV’s being left on in nursing homes and kindergartens.

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  11. 23
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Piers Morgan should interview Lance Armstrong. The we could see a liar and a cheat being interviewed by a liar and a cheat.

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  12. 26
    filipinomonkey says:

    600 000 Americans actually watch it?

    Still, I suppose it’s better than waterboarding…

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  13. 27
    Over There And Over Paid says:

    Looks like Billy Connolly’s “Morgan fails upwards” is a tad more accurate than Morgans “I am a very talented person”

    How does the lying drip retain a job? Can CNN not see through him or was it his rich wife paid to get him a job.

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  14. 30
    Busted Nokia says:

    Piers is a dinosaur and does not understand the future:

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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