January 18th, 2013

Hack Pack Can’t Get Back
Lobby “Banging On About Europe” as Stuck in Belgium

Well this is hilarious. It seems half of Her Majesty’s loyal press corp are stuck in Brussels as they attempt to get back from Dave’s cancelled Amsterdam speech through the Europe-wide snow storm:

This is certainly going to endear them to Cameron’s European strategy…

UPDATE: By the skin of their teeth…


  1. 1
    Maqboul says:

    i’m sure they’ll find a bar to get pissed in

  2. 2
    Call me Dave says:

    Missing you already.

  3. 3
    R Swiper says:

    They must be really hacked off LOL

  4. 4
    alexsandr says:

    Mebbe Nick robinson will go to Rue d’aerschott by gare du nord. He has history of that sort of thing (See caption comp)

  5. 5
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    Shame but they could go and find out about the ten million Bulgarians and Romanians on their way here!

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Each time you go into the booth and place your cross against liblabcon, you give them the power to cede more powers to the EU.

    Don’t moan, they do what they do because you voted for them. It is you that continually gives them the power for the UK to be part of a United States of Europe.

    Cameron very happy to let the Scots have an independence vote, but definitely not England!

  7. 7
    Kebab Time says:

  8. 8
    Observer says:

    “Corps”, not corp as in News Corp.

  9. 9
    Gordon Brown's nanny says:

    Maybe while they’re cut off from civilisation they could sign this petition for UKIP to be involved in the 2015 televised debates:


  10. 10
    Dodgy Geezer says:

    Never mind. They were the ones who enthusiastically printed the lies from the Green scaremongers saying ‘;Our children will never know what snow is’…

  11. 11
    Terrible But True says:

    I find myself curiously unperturbed at the prospect of not being told what to think about what I have just heard a bloke say.

    Like discovering that ‘news’ actually seemed better over the school hols with most of the BBC Editors off on the slopes (Paul Mason still anywhere but the home base), they’d better get back pronto before folk realise they actually add no value at all to anything.

  12. 12
    Gordon Brown's nanny says:

    Indeed. Almost as laughable as those BBC idiots discussing News Corp and pronouncing it as News Core – such ignorant pretension – typical no nothing journoscum.

  13. 13
    Maggie Thatcher is a bitch says:

    Shut it, Tories.

  14. 14
    Breaking News says:

    “A barrel shaped piece of lard has been washed up on a Scottish beach.”

    David Cameron’s PPS was quick to assure worried voters that he is well & nowhere near Scotland at the moment.

  15. 15
    LNG News says:

    Whilst the LNG plant repair costs are assessed, it looks like Iran has discovered another massive gas field in it’s territory:


    Wholesale price of gas should be coming down massively soon, especially if the South Pars comes on line to Europe, and once US Shale gas gets going.

  16. 16
    Rip Van Winkle says:


  17. 17
    Grow up you immature prick says:

  18. 18
    The Public says:

    Stay there. No-one needs you here

  19. 19
    Maggie Thatcher is a bitch says:

    I think the irony meter just exploded. Have you actually read the comments posted here every day?

  20. 20
    Scot Watch says:

    Whilst SNP still want to go independent, there are some very legitimate questions to be asked as to how an independent Scotland would survive.

    Gas for one is looking like a no-go zone, especially as wholesale prices are likely to be coming down sharply in next few years and they are running out:


    (See ‘Scotland’ section)

    So, as EU Social contract is just about bust, does independent Scotland consider exports of haggis and finished wool products enough to support itself ?

  21. 21
    UKID says:

    Can the ukippers take their pets with them ?

  22. 22
    Silent Bob says:
  23. 23
    Calamity Clegg says:

    I wish I was stuck in Belgium *sigh*.

  24. 24
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    “Go into your pants get my favourite thing out & ram it in the hole”. Samantha demanded.
    So i took my wallet out , got my bank card out & put it in the cash machine.

  25. 25
    Tom Fatson says:

    Was it Prescott’s head ?

  26. 26
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Ignorant Brit monoglot peasants who are confusing Europe and the EU. Brussels is a beautiful city with great restaurants, the best beer in the world, knocking shops a-plenty etc etc – ditto a lot of Belgium, actually.

    Remember UKIP ‘loves Europe – hates the EU’.

  27. 27
    Charlotte Green says:

    If any of you c.unts can be bothered, my last fucking broadcast on Radio 4 is at 6pm tonight.

    Make sure you listen you wankers, or I’ll kick yer nuts in.


  28. 28
    Hack attack says:

    all in one place!

    where is an apache longbow gunship when you need one.

  29. 29
    Rat's arse says:

    Quite right S.B. I agree with you about the Scotch.

  30. 30
    Commentard says:

    Shut it, windowlicker.

  31. 31
    Charlotte Green says:

    I’ve just cum.

  32. 32
    Democracy yes, Liblabcon no says:

    The one thing that truly scares the Westminster vermin is the thought of Scottish independence. Not only for the loss of Scotland, but the Pandora’s box it will open for the rest of the UK.

    If the Liblabcon party tribalists think it’ll be business as usual in a rump UK, then boy are they in for a big shock.

  33. 33
    Englishman says:

    We don’t really care what happens to them as long as they do vote to separate from us.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Ed Balls or Twatson?

  35. 35
    Democracy yes, Liblabcon no says:

    If you were living in the highlands of Scotland, and looked at the utter pile of sh1te places like London, Bradford, Luton, Oldham, Birmingham etc have became thanks to the Liblabcon’s policy of ethnic replacement, would you want to remain part of this dead union?

    The Scots may face economic hardship going it alone. We English face far, far worse.

  36. 36
    mike says:

    nothing here about Chope’s ‘servants’ comment I see – well done, keep up the nazi work for your dear, statesmen like leaders who kill disabled people for lunch!!

  37. 37

    Snow stopped both Napoleon and Hitler.

    What’s news?

  38. 38
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Dave Camera on

    Fernbridge, Europe, Mail, Algeria, Romanians et al

    Events dear boy, events.

  39. 39

    Here’s a better picture header for Dad’s Army, Europe version.


  40. 40
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Err Britain methinks.

  41. 41
    UK Watch says:

    Steady on. Remember who it was who invented the concentration camp as a means of correcting ethnic imbalances.

    Scotland is too strategically important to let it go wandering off on it’s own.

  42. 42
    The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle says:

    Not once the English close the roads from Scotland.

  43. 43
    A Sprout says:

    Brussels is as ugly as hell. Mainly built by the same architects who ruined Leicester in the 1970s.

  44. 44
    Democracy yes, Liblabcon no says:

    It’s the people that hate the EU that actually want to preserve European civilisation and European peoples.

    The EU fanatics, for all their bogus talk of ‘Europe’, don’t actually care much for Europeans, and are quite happy for tens of millions of non-Europeans to flood into Europe and cause chaos.

  45. 45
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Hitler never had that probem!

  46. 46
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Wrong: you’ve just gone.

  47. 47
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Am I correct in remembering that the Huhne trial was expected to last 3 weeks?

  48. 48
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    If they Stop the European Gravey Train.. What the Fu-k are all those Politicians going to DO.. Probably get themselves and their Wives, Sons and Daughters positions on FTSE 100 company Boards.. Wondered why they are pushing for more Women on Boards..

  49. 49
    Sir William says:



  50. 50
    Maggie Thatcher says:

    My name is three o’clock. Woop woop!

  51. 51
    LNG News says:

    Looking at the real impact of Algeria, which is to goose the price of oil and potentially spook Western firms out of North Africa, the possible Russian aspect is quite clear.

    Here is the other side of the motivation:


    Understanding the failed EU actions in Ukraine helps make things clearer, from an economic point of view.

    There are some who would prefer EU to be supplied from the South Pars field (!ran) via Syria…

  52. 52
    The BBC are cunts says:

    It was actually Kaiser Bill who invented them. Not a lot of people know that.
    Will the Germans be celebrating the 130th anniversary this year ?? Somehow I think not; they’d rather have people believe that it was the English.

  53. 53
    A Psychiatrist says:

    You are

  54. 54
    Scot Watch says:

    And some further bad news for the Scottish brand / economy:


    (If one considers the bank to be primarily Scottish…)

  55. 55
    Joss Taskin says:

    Is your surname Hunt ?

  56. 56
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    The Quasi Democracy rely on the Stupified and the misinformed.. Which Political party Fu-ks you.. Its one of the 3.. Which One??

  57. 57
    Grow up you immature prick says:

  58. 58
  59. 59
    The Public says:

    Never heard of you.

  60. 60
    Chris Huhne says:

    That is a state secret.

    Did you know I am still getting paid?

  61. 61
    tabblenabble01 says:

    That’s pretty good that one…

    Lights, Dave Camera on, democracy!


  62. 62
    Fishy says:

    No it can only be Salmond

  63. 63
    The whole of Wales;the Midlands;East Anglia:and South East cut off by snow but Scotland has no snow says:

    Once they get to shores of UK then their troubles really will start

  64. 64
    A Leicester Indigene says:

    It wasn’t the architects who ruined Leicester!

  65. 65
    Tax is theft says:


  66. 66
    Charlotte Green says:

    …but you still allow the fucking bone-brained bastards to vote. Democracy – I’ve shat it.

  67. 67
    The Previous Tosser in No 10 says:

    I saved the World, – now look what they’ve done to it!

  68. 68
    Ritchie Valens says:

    A Muslim man said to me, “what do you think of when you hear the word, Allah?”

    “la la la la bamba,” I replied.

  69. 69
    Mappa Mundi says:

    Don’t you mean Leicestistan? – and can you shut the window to keep that bloody noise out!

  70. 70
    Brittania says:

    HOORAY…..how will we manage??

  71. 71
    Frank Skiver says:

    Apparently the Met Office have issued a red snow warning. If that’s anything like what I’ve heard about yellow snow then I’m staying inside.

  72. 72
    Sid the Sexist says:

    I’ve never tried to understand women.

    Women understand women and that’s why they hate each other.

  73. 73

    They will head straight for the airport and fly first class

  74. 74
    yeah, right... says:

    Leicester’s asians are largely Indian, lot of them Gujaraties via Uganda and mainly hindus.

    More hard working, decent, law abiding and aspirational people you will not find.

    Other asian brands are available…….

  75. 75
    Nigel Farage says:

    Let’s hope they tell the Romanians that then!

  76. 76
    Hittite Empire says:

    On the news. the FO has sent a specialist team that deals with extreme circumstances to Algeria. Thats all they need Gay Outreach Workers.

  77. 77
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Will he be getting his Rick NOBinsomeonesson?

  78. 78
    Hittite Empire says:

    Kaiser Bill set them up in what is now Namibia

  79. 79
    Englishman says:

    But we stand a better chance of dealing with it if we get rid of all those Scottish Labour MPs.

  80. 80
    Englishman says:

    They do make good chips and mayonnaise.

  81. 81
    Blowing Whistles says:

    How’s your mate Christopher (I’m not a Global warming fearmongering twat) Huhne doing these days?

    And when is he going to renew his lifetimes convictions?

  82. 82
    yeah, right... says:


  83. 83
    Blowing Whistles says:

    With all of its “Dead wood” and “flotsam” still ‘floating’ around Labour are a shipwreck of their own.

  84. 84
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It was the great architect of the universe and his f-wit greedy brothers who started all the rot.

  85. 85
    keredybretsa says:

    If you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em. In beautiful downtown Nuernberg we expect a chilly round the willy -10C this evening!

  86. 86
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Not another wanchor MP from Dorset is he? Where do they drag their imbeciles from?

  87. 87
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Never mind Napolean or Hitler – Mother Nature is kicking the F out of the Flat Earth Global Warming mongrels – wonderful.

  88. 88
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And Chilcot – was supposed to report to the public – was it 6/8/10 months ago or will it be Cullened under a 100 year embargo?

  89. 89
    inside- out says:

    The Scots will if they vote for independence ,be out of the EU.Now there,s a thought.

  90. 90
    inside- out says:

    Hooded muslim youths are stopping people drinking in Walthamstow East London.

  91. 91
    fitzfitz says:


  92. 92
    fitzfitz says:

    … not ten million, five …

  93. 93
    fitzfitz says:

    … they have been to see ARGO and like what they saw …

  94. 94
    fitzfitz says:

    … the Scotch Pudding has been very quiet for some weeks … wondering what lie to share next, no doubt …

  95. 95
    Jock Mac-fish of Wapping says:

    Wot about the one that ate all the pies ??……Eric Mc Pic kles

    certainly fits the shape well enough……..

  96. 96
    Since you ask... says:

    … each?

  97. 97
    Since you ask... says:

    That is no problem as it will sit alongside all the millions of other useful things that kids will not know thanks to the desecration of our once-excellent education system by Shergar Williams and Trayter Crossland

  98. 98
    Since you ask... says:

    Oily barstewards these politicos….

  99. 99
    Since you ask... says:

    Oh, like Vaz you mean?

  100. 100
    Since you ask... says:

    Are the tumbrils ready yet, Alphonse?

  101. 101
    Since you ask... says:

    “Mail”? Do you proofread for the urGanida?

  102. 102
    Curly says:

    Yes, but that’s because he only had one ball (allegedly).

  103. 103
    Curly says:

    Cannot one of the printers be suborned? Or is that against the law these days?

  104. 104
    Curly says:

    They are also ‘dark-hued’ to be able to blend in with the natives more easily.

  105. 105
    Clive says:

    Maybe they could take the coach back, it’s empty leaving England but full of Bulgarians going to England!

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