January 18th, 2013

Hack Pack Can’t Get Back
Lobby “Banging On About Europe” as Stuck in Belgium

Well this is hilarious. It seems half of Her Majesty’s loyal press corp are stuck in Brussels as they attempt to get back from Dave’s cancelled Amsterdam speech through the Europe-wide snow storm:

This is certainly going to endear them to Cameron’s European strategy…

UPDATE: By the skin of their teeth…


105 Comments

  1. 1
    Maqboul says:

    i’m sure they’ll find a bar to get pissed in

  2. 2
    Call me Dave says:

    Missing you already.

  3. 3
    R Swiper says:

    They must be really hacked off LOL

  4. 4
    alexsandr says:

    Mebbe Nick robinson will go to Rue d’aerschott by gare du nord. He has history of that sort of thing (See caption comp)

  5. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Each time you go into the booth and place your cross against liblabcon, you give them the power to cede more powers to the EU.

    Don’t moan, they do what they do because you voted for them. It is you that continually gives them the power for the UK to be part of a United States of Europe.

    Cameron very happy to let the Scots have an independence vote, but definitely not England!

    • 32
      Democracy yes, Liblabcon no says:

      The one thing that truly scares the Westminster vermin is the thought of Scottish independence. Not only for the loss of Scotland, but the Pandora’s box it will open for the rest of the UK.

      If the Liblabcon party tribalists think it’ll be business as usual in a rump UK, then boy are they in for a big shock.

      • 56
        Rage Against the Political Elite says:

        The Quasi Democracy rely on the Stupified and the misinformed.. Which Political party Fu-ks you.. Its one of the 3.. Which One??

      • 89
        inside- out says:

        The Scots will if they vote for independence ,be out of the EU.Now there,s a thought.

  6. 7
    Kebab Time says:
  7. 8
    Observer says:

    “Corps”, not corp as in News Corp.

    • 12
      Gordon Brown's nanny says:

      Indeed. Almost as laughable as those BBC idiots discussing News Corp and pronouncing it as News Core – such ignorant pretension – typical no nothing journoscum.

  8. 10
    Dodgy Geezer says:

    Never mind. They were the ones who enthusiastically printed the lies from the Green scaremongers saying ‘;Our children will never know what snow is’…

    • 97
      Since you ask... says:

      That is no problem as it will sit alongside all the millions of other useful things that kids will not know thanks to the desecration of our once-excellent education system by Shergar Williams and Trayter Crossland

  9. 11
    Terrible But True says:

    I find myself curiously unperturbed at the prospect of not being told what to think about what I have just heard a bloke say.

    Like discovering that ‘news’ actually seemed better over the school hols with most of the BBC Editors off on the slopes (Paul Mason still anywhere but the home base), they’d better get back pronto before folk realise they actually add no value at all to anything.

  10. 13
    Maggie Thatcher is a bitch says:

    Shut it, Tories.

  11. 14
    Breaking News says:

    “A barrel shaped piece of lard has been washed up on a Scottish beach.”

    David Cameron’s PPS was quick to assure worried voters that he is well & nowhere near Scotland at the moment.

  12. 15
    LNG News says:

    Whilst the LNG plant repair costs are assessed, it looks like Iran has discovered another massive gas field in it’s territory:

    http://en.trend.az/capital/business/2109556.html

    Wholesale price of gas should be coming down massively soon, especially if the South Pars comes on line to Europe, and once US Shale gas gets going.

  13. 16
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  14. 20
    Scot Watch says:

    Whilst SNP still want to go independent, there are some very legitimate questions to be asked as to how an independent Scotland would survive.

    Gas for one is looking like a no-go zone, especially as wholesale prices are likely to be coming down sharply in next few years and they are running out:

    http://shalestuff.com/controversy-2/natural-gas-world-construction-discoveries-forecasts-conflicts/article04323

    (See ‘Scotland’ section)

    So, as EU Social contract is just about bust, does independent Scotland consider exports of haggis and finished wool products enough to support itself ?

  15. 22
    Silent Bob says:
  16. 24
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    “Go into your pants get my favourite thing out & ram it in the hole”. Samantha demanded.
    So i took my wallet out , got my bank card out & put it in the cash machine.

  17. 26
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Ignorant Brit monoglot peasants who are confusing Europe and the EU. Brussels is a beautiful city with great restaurants, the best beer in the world, knocking shops a-plenty etc etc – ditto a lot of Belgium, actually.

    Remember UKIP ‘loves Europe – hates the EU’.

    • 43
      A Sprout says:

      Brussels is as ugly as hell. Mainly built by the same architects who ruined Leicester in the 1970s.

      • 64
        A Leicester Indigene says:

        It wasn’t the architects who ruined Leicester!

        • 68
          Ritchie Valens says:

          A Muslim man said to me, “what do you think of when you hear the word, Allah?”

          “la la la la bamba,” I replied.

        • 69
          Mappa Mundi says:

          Don’t you mean Leicestistan? – and can you shut the window to keep that bloody noise out!

          • yeah, right... says:

            Leicester’s asians are largely Indian, lot of them Gujaraties via Uganda and mainly hindus.

            More hard working, decent, law abiding and aspirational people you will not find.

            Other asian brands are available…….

          • Since you ask... says:

            Oh, like Vaz you mean?

        • 84
          Blowing Whistles says:

          It was the great architect of the universe and his f-wit greedy brothers who started all the rot.

      • 80
        Englishman says:

        They do make good chips and mayonnaise.

    • 44
      Democracy yes, Liblabcon no says:

      It’s the people that hate the EU that actually want to preserve European civilisation and European peoples.

      The EU fanatics, for all their bogus talk of ‘Europe’, don’t actually care much for Europeans, and are quite happy for tens of millions of non-Europeans to flood into Europe and cause chaos.

    • 82
      yeah, right... says:

      d’accord

  18. 27
    Charlotte Green says:

    If any of you c.unts can be bothered, my last fucking broadcast on Radio 4 is at 6pm tonight.

    Make sure you listen you wankers, or I’ll kick yer nuts in.

    Twats.

  19. 28
    Hack attack says:

    all in one place!

    where is an apache longbow gunship when you need one.

  20. 36
    mike says:

    nothing here about Chope’s ‘servants’ comment I see – well done, keep up the nazi work for your dear, statesmen like leaders who kill disabled people for lunch!!

  21. 37

    Snow stopped both Napoleon and Hitler.

    What’s news?

  22. 38
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Dave Camera on

    Fernbridge, Europe, Mail, Algeria, Romanians et al

    Events dear boy, events.

  23. 39

    Here’s a better picture header for Dad’s Army, Europe version.

    http://tinyurl.com/anuxfbq

  24. 45
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Hitler never had that probem!

  25. 47
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Am I correct in remembering that the Huhne trial was expected to last 3 weeks?

    • 60
      Chris Huhne says:

      That is a state secret.

      Did you know I am still getting paid?

    • 88
      Blowing Whistles says:

      And Chilcot – was supposed to report to the public – was it 6/8/10 months ago or will it be Cullened under a 100 year embargo?

  26. 48
    Sir William says:

    SNOW STORMS IN CHANNEL

    CONTINENT CUT OFF

  27. 58
  28. 71
    Frank Skiver says:

    Apparently the Met Office have issued a red snow warning. If that’s anything like what I’ve heard about yellow snow then I’m staying inside.

  29. 76
    Hittite Empire says:

    On the news. the FO has sent a specialist team that deals with extreme circumstances to Algeria. Thats all they need Gay Outreach Workers.

  30. 85
    keredybretsa says:

    If you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em. In beautiful downtown Nuernberg we expect a chilly round the willy -10C this evening!

  31. 91
    fitzfitz says:

    … SNOW IN THE CHANNEL, EUROPE CUT OFF ….


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