Hack Pack Can’t Get Back
Lobby “Banging On About Europe” as Stuck in Belgium
Well this is hilarious. It seems half of Her Majesty’s loyal press corp are stuck in Brussels as they attempt to get back from Dave’s cancelled Amsterdam speech through the Europe-wide snow storm:
Delighted to announce my successor as Lobby chairman is @jameschappers. Baptism of ice, however, as he leads the crew back to UK #euexitdoor—
Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) January 18, 2013
Train grinds to a halt within tantalising reach of Brussels and the last Eurostar out #euexitdoor—
James Chapman (Mail) (@jameschappers) January 18, 2013
Update: the entirety of the travelling lobby missed the 15.56 Eurostar to London – by 2 minutes. Every other train booked out. #euexitdoor—
Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) January 18, 2013
This is certainly going to endear them to Cameron’s European strategy…
UPDATE: By the skin of their teeth…
Intense joy: kind Eurostar are coupling a 2nd train onto the 16:56 to London, seats for everyone. We're coming home. #euexitdoor—
Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) January 18, 2013
i’m sure they’ll find a bar to get pissed in
Shame but they could go and find out about the ten million Bulgarians and Romanians on their way here!
Maybe while they’re cut off from civilisation they could sign this petition for UKIP to be involved in the 2015 televised debates:
https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/43153
Can the ukippers take their pets with them ?
If they Stop the European Gravey Train.. What the Fu-k are all those Politicians going to DO.. Probably get themselves and their Wives, Sons and Daughters positions on FTSE 100 company Boards.. Wondered why they are pushing for more Women on Boards..
… not ten million, five …
… each?
Maybe they could take the coach back, it’s empty leaving England but full of Bulgarians going to England!
They will head straight for the airport and fly first class
Wankers
Missing you already.
I saved the World, – now look what they’ve done to it!
They must be really hacked off LOL
Mebbe Nick robinson will go to Rue d’aerschott by gare du nord. He has history of that sort of thing (See caption comp)
Will he be getting his Rick NOBinsomeonesson?
Each time you go into the booth and place your cross against liblabcon, you give them the power to cede more powers to the EU.
Don’t moan, they do what they do because you voted for them. It is you that continually gives them the power for the UK to be part of a United States of Europe.
Cameron very happy to let the Scots have an independence vote, but definitely not England!
The one thing that truly scares the Westminster vermin is the thought of Scottish independence. Not only for the loss of Scotland, but the Pandora’s box it will open for the rest of the UK.
If the Liblabcon party tribalists think it’ll be business as usual in a rump UK, then boy are they in for a big shock.
The Quasi Democracy rely on the Stupified and the misinformed.. Which Political party Fu-ks you.. Its one of the 3.. Which One??
The Scots will if they vote for independence ,be out of the EU.Now there,s a thought.
Stay there. No-one needs you here
I wish I was stuck in Belgium *sigh*.
You are
Haha!
How’s your mate Christopher (I’m not a Global warming fearmongering twat) Huhne doing these days?
And when is he going to renew his lifetimes convictions?
“Corps”, not corp as in News Corp.
Indeed. Almost as laughable as those BBC idiots discussing News Corp and pronouncing it as News Core – such ignorant pretension – typical no nothing journoscum.
Never mind. They were the ones who enthusiastically printed the lies from the Green scaremongers saying ‘;Our children will never know what snow is’…
That is no problem as it will sit alongside all the millions of other useful things that kids will not know thanks to the desecration of our once-excellent education system by Shergar Williams and Trayter Crossland
I find myself curiously unperturbed at the prospect of not being told what to think about what I have just heard a bloke say.
Like discovering that ‘news’ actually seemed better over the school hols with most of the BBC Editors off on the slopes (Paul Mason still anywhere but the home base), they’d better get back pronto before folk realise they actually add no value at all to anything.
Shut it, Tories.
I think the irony meter just exploded. Have you actually read the comments posted here every day?
Shut it, windowlicker.
My name is three o’clock. Woop woop!
“A barrel shaped piece of lard has been washed up on a Scottish beach.”
David Cameron’s PPS was quick to assure worried voters that he is well & nowhere near Scotland at the moment.
Was it Prescott’s head ?
Ed Balls or Twatson?
No it can only be Salmond
Wot about the one that ate all the pies ??……Eric Mc Pic kles
certainly fits the shape well enough……..
Whilst the LNG plant repair costs are assessed, it looks like Iran has discovered another massive gas field in it’s territory:
http://en.trend.az/capital/business/2109556.html
Wholesale price of gas should be coming down massively soon, especially if the South Pars comes on line to Europe, and once US Shale gas gets going.
I’ve just cum.
Wrong: you’ve just gone.
Looking at the real impact of Algeria, which is to goose the price of oil and potentially spook Western firms out of North Africa, the possible Russian aspect is quite clear.
Here is the other side of the motivation:
http://en.trend.az/capital/energy/2109752.html
Understanding the failed EU actions in Ukraine helps make things clearer, from an economic point of view.
There are some who would prefer EU to be supplied from the South Pars field (!ran) via Syria…
Oily barstewards these politicos….
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Whilst SNP still want to go independent, there are some very legitimate questions to be asked as to how an independent Scotland would survive.
Gas for one is looking like a no-go zone, especially as wholesale prices are likely to be coming down sharply in next few years and they are running out:
http://shalestuff.com/controversy-2/natural-gas-world-construction-discoveries-forecasts-conflicts/article04323
(See ‘Scotland’ section)
So, as EU Social contract is just about bust, does independent Scotland consider exports of haggis and finished wool products enough to support itself ?
We don’t really care what happens to them as long as they do vote to separate from us.
If you were living in the highlands of Scotland, and looked at the utter pile of sh1te places like London, Bradford, Luton, Oldham, Birmingham etc have became thanks to the Liblabcon’s policy of ethnic replacement, would you want to remain part of this dead union?
The Scots may face economic hardship going it alone. We English face far, far worse.
Steady on. Remember who it was who invented the concentration camp as a means of correcting ethnic imbalances.
Scotland is too strategically important to let it go wandering off on it’s own.
It was actually Kaiser Bill who invented them. Not a lot of people know that.
Will the Germans be celebrating the 130th anniversary this year ?? Somehow I think not; they’d rather have people believe that it was the English.
Kaiser Bill set them up in what is now Namibia
Not once the English close the roads from Scotland.
But we stand a better chance of dealing with it if we get rid of all those Scottish Labour MPs.
With all of its “Dead wood” and “flotsam” still ‘floating’ around Labour are a shipwreck of their own.
Hooded muslim youths are stopping people drinking in Walthamstow East London.
… they have been to see ARGO and like what they saw …
And some further bad news for the Scottish brand / economy:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/01/18/us-rbs-libor-idUSBRE90H0S620130118?feedType=RSS&feedName=businessNews&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=56943
(If one considers the bank to be primarily Scottish…)
… the Scotch Pudding has been very quiet for some weeks … wondering what lie to share next, no doubt …
Quite right S.B. I agree with you about the Scotch.
“Go into your pants get my favourite thing out & ram it in the hole”. Samantha demanded.
So i took my wallet out , got my bank card out & put it in the cash machine.
Ignorant Brit monoglot peasants who are confusing Europe and the EU. Brussels is a beautiful city with great restaurants, the best beer in the world, knocking shops a-plenty etc etc – ditto a lot of Belgium, actually.
Remember UKIP ‘loves Europe – hates the EU’.
Brussels is as ugly as hell. Mainly built by the same architects who ruined Leicester in the 1970s.
It wasn’t the architects who ruined Leicester!
A Muslim man said to me, “what do you think of when you hear the word, Allah?”
“la la la la bamba,” I replied.
Don’t you mean Leicestistan? – and can you shut the window to keep that bloody noise out!
Leicester’s asians are largely Indian, lot of them Gujaraties via Uganda and mainly hindus.
More hard working, decent, law abiding and aspirational people you will not find.
Other asian brands are available…….
Oh, like Vaz you mean?
It was the great architect of the universe and his f-wit greedy brothers who started all the rot.
They do make good chips and mayonnaise.
It’s the people that hate the EU that actually want to preserve European civilisation and European peoples.
The EU fanatics, for all their bogus talk of ‘Europe’, don’t actually care much for Europeans, and are quite happy for tens of millions of non-Europeans to flood into Europe and cause chaos.
Are the tumbrils ready yet, Alphonse?
d’accord
If any of you c.unts can be bothered, my last fucking broadcast on Radio 4 is at 6pm tonight.
Make sure you listen you wankers, or I’ll kick yer nuts in.
Twats.
Never heard of you.
…but you still allow the fucking bone-brained bastards to vote. Democracy – I’ve shat it.
I’ve never tried to understand women.
Women understand women and that’s why they hate each other.
all in one place!
where is an apache longbow gunship when you need one.
nothing here about Chope’s ‘servants’ comment I see – well done, keep up the nazi work for your dear, statesmen like leaders who kill disabled people for lunch!!
Is your surname Hunt ?
Not another wanchor MP from Dorset is he? Where do they drag their imbeciles from?
Snow stopped both Napoleon and Hitler.
What’s news?
Err Britain methinks.
Never mind Napolean or Hitler – Mother Nature is kicking the F out of the Flat Earth Global Warming mongrels – wonderful.
Dave Camera on
Fernbridge, Europe, Mail, Algeria, Romanians et al
Events dear boy, events.
That’s pretty good that one…
Lights, Dave Camera on, democracy!
http://www.rachel.org/files/document/Lights_Camera_Democracy.htm
“Mail”? Do you proofread for the urGanida?
Here’s a better picture header for Dad’s Army, Europe version.
http://tinyurl.com/anuxfbq
Hitler never had that probem!
Yes, but that’s because he only had one ball (allegedly).
Am I correct in remembering that the Huhne trial was expected to last 3 weeks?
That is a state secret.
Did you know I am still getting paid?
And Chilcot – was supposed to report to the public – was it 6/8/10 months ago or will it be Cullened under a 100 year embargo?
Cannot one of the printers be suborned? Or is that against the law these days?
SNOW STORMS IN CHANNEL
CONTINENT CUT OFF
Once they get to shores of UK then their troubles really will start
Let’s hope they tell the Romanians that then!
HOORAY…..how will we manage??
http://bluecollartories.wordpress.com/
Apparently the Met Office have issued a red snow warning. If that’s anything like what I’ve heard about yellow snow then I’m staying inside.
On the news. the FO has sent a specialist team that deals with extreme circumstances to Algeria. Thats all they need Gay Outreach Workers.
They are also ‘dark-hued’ to be able to blend in with the natives more easily.
If you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em. In beautiful downtown Nuernberg we expect a chilly round the willy -10C this evening!
… SNOW IN THE CHANNEL, EUROPE CUT OFF ….