January 18th, 2013

European Political Week in 60 Seconds


32 Comments

  1. 1
    Herman van Rumboy says:

    A week in European politics is a long time.

  2. 2
    Grant Shapps aka Michael Green says:

    Following an emergency Cobra meeting this lunchtime, The Government have placed Prime Minister David Cameron on gardening leave. The Government expects to make further announcements about this over the course of the weekend.

  3. 3
    RED ED MILLIONAIREBAND says:

    I’m the person will be be Chairing talking Cobras soon.

  4. 4
    The Irish Minister For Cheeseburgers says:

  5. 5
    Engineer says:

    Bad timing. The gardens are under snow, so he’ll come bouncing back into Number 10 saying he might as well do some governing until the weather picks up.

  6. 6
    SOMEONE WHO IS OUT A LOT says:

    European politics in 0.5 seconds

    CORRUPTION !

  7. 7
    Old Dog No Tricks says:

    So europe is sending troops to Mali in a training role……. since when did the EU have an army to send…….. or is there something Dave is not telling us about the close cooperation deal he’s been so proud of ?

  8. 8
    Lord Mooncrater says:

    The EU won’t be sending troops? Err, the EU do not have armed forces. The EU is a bunch of desk – bound clowns scamming money from people that work for a living – esp. in the UK.

  9. 9
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Please enjoy the snow as another drought (and hose-pipe ban) may be along shortly so as the Global warming nut-jobs can get off on another FICTIOUS scare story – Be “FOREVER FEARFUL” – It may / might /could / possibly be the END OF THE WORLD…

  10. 10
    Old Dog No Tricks says:

    Has to be a first……. still at least Algeria gave him and excuse to cancel once again his EU in-in speech (after following Mme Whiplash Merkels orders the first time)……… and look concerned and self important for the TV camera’s at the same time !

  11. 11
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And the death of the EU is long overdue.

  12. 12
    There is a lot that the Europeans can Learn in Mali says:

  13. 13
    Alex Aiken is still a cunt says:

    Guido and others, please sign/publicise this petition for UKIP to be involved in the 2015 televised debates:

    https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/43153

  14. 14
    EU Watch says:

    In case no one has noticed, the Grand social contract that the EU offered is dead:

    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/bid-adieu-to-europes-grand-social-contract-2013-01-18?mod=MKTW_ALL&link=sfmw

    This is quite significant as social contracts are quite important for democratic entities to legitimize the binding with the people.

    Security is also not guaranteed, especially if one considers that UN 2085 / Mal! cannot be met by the EU as it currently stands. The situation there is still far from resolved, the only benefit so far is that only French troops are on the ground (under somewhat dubious international legal conditions) and Bamanko has not yet fallen.

    Hollande’s call for ‘ l’union sacrée’ – likely in order to get cross party domestic consensus for intervention – is hardly in line with EU thinking…

  15. 15
    Not Blowing Whistes says:

    Ever noticed how the US weather forecasts for Europe tend to be much more accurate than the local drivel… :-)

  16. 16
    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    You have to admire how Mr Kenny, the Irish PM, will manage running guns for the IRA, fucking children for the fenian church and promoting the export of young Irish folk elsewhere.

    A Nobel peace prize surely awaits.

  17. 17
    I can say it faster says:

    Kinnock

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Cam doesn’t even want to have a TV debate. He hasn’t even agreed to one but you want UKIP in it.

  19. 19
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    The influx of an additional 10 million immigrants will chnage things!

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Lots of Con and LD MPs know they are going to lose their seats, still just sitting like ducks.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Not gardening leave, its video games leave.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron seems to be clueless as to what is happening in Algeria. Might be he is watching BBC and Sky for more information.

  23. 23
    UKID says:

    Can we bring our pets along ?

  24. 24
    John Smith says:

    Sign this petition to restrict Bulgarian and Romanians from entering the UK:

    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/41492

  25. 25
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Lol…even the ecomentalist Greens are ahead of you in the queue with one HoC MP…

  26. 26
    Taoiseach Enda Kenny TD aoiseach Enda Kenny TD says:

    I would like to say that since I am to become Big Paddy of the EU I will promise to gurantee horse meat for all members of EU and a stop to the discrimination of gay/bisexual leprechauns also them Bastards in Ulster will be taxed to the hilt.

  27. 27
    Blowing Whistles says:

    “Mandy”

  28. 28
    Blowing Whistles says:

    “Fags”

  29. 29
    Caroline Lucass says:

    You should know by now that rain or snow and other cold spells of 2 days are due to climate change. Any temperature over 70F for 3 hours is due to global warming.

  30. 30
    So that's what they're doing with our hard-earned says:

    The EU troops won’t have a combat role……what are EU troops…..watch out Nige

  31. 31
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Yeah – and greenpeace have not been hijacked by political pygmies either ….

  32. 32
    Clive says:

    The Lib Dems are attending then!


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