Former Harriet Harman campaign staffer Jon Worth has gone into full-on bedwetting mode over this fun campaign video from a Flemish Christian Democrat.
The only thing Guido finds unappealing about the video is the claim that the EU is transparent…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Can anyone tell me how much of the £7.5bn Osborne gave to Ireland had been paid back? Or has UK even received interest on it?
We have repaid you in blood sweat and tears. We got those off the Spanish.
What I want to know is what happens when the Germans go to Fort Knox to get their gold and find it is just another Hollywood film set?
Last time they went to have a look at it, the Yanks couldn’t find it. Absolutely true…
Ermm, Cat, I think you’re being confused by the film Goldfinger, as far as the “only a film set” goes. There really IS a Ft Knox bunker, and it really IS a heavily fortified building with all kinds of booby-trapping and surveillance both interior and exterior.
Whether there’s any gold there, that’s another story; it might be that the gold, if indeed there is any at all, is actually at, oh, I don’t know, Area 51? Area 51, which is in theory even more impenetrable and is certainly remoter than hell, would seem to be a more logical place to store the gold, as it is also reputed to be a depot for spent nuke material and certain types of toxic waste. Makes more sense to have it there, than at an active military base accessible by road from Louisville in a half-hour. Maybe it’s all one large misdirection? Stranger things have happened.
Not so, read this:
Back in the mid-1920s, the head of the German Central Bank, Herr Hjalmar Schacht, went to New York to see Germany’s gold. However the NY Fed officials were unable to find the palette of Germany’s gold bullion. The Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Benjamin Strong was mortified, but to put him at ease Herr Schacht turned to him and said ‘Never mind, I believe you when you when you say the gold is there. Even if it weren’t you are good for its replacement.’
http://therealasset.co.uk/german-gold-repatriation-bundesbank/
I do know that story and I would have included it in my original post, but you DO realise that the “Fed” and the “Feds” are two different things altogether, at least in how they are set up? You learn in Conspiracy Theory 101 that the Federal Reserve Bank is not an official governmental agency, but rather a consortium of private banks organised as a quango by having political appointees. There could in theory be two different stockpiles of gold– one held by the United States government itself, and one held by the Federal Reserve Bank. To have included this fact would have been a distraction, I had thought.
Which, by the way, reminds me of how those who attempt to sell you “physical” gold as a hedge against inflation tell you that your gold bars will be kept securely in their vaults, because you would need to go to the trouble and expense of storing it yourself, and you’d always worry about burglary. So they’ll send you the warehouse receipt evincing ownership, and you can take delivery in future, or sell the piece of paper for the gain if you wish. Tell ‘em it’s none of their business how troubling or expensive it is, you want the gold in hand. You’ll run the risk of burglary, and it’s not their concern. See if they sell to you on that basis. If not, then they’re trying to pull the same fast one the Fed was playing on Mr Schacht.
They pad us Back in horse burgers
Fell off my fucking chair. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a year.
Word of the week for old farts like me who remember that far back: Shergarburger.
“Hamburgers” is an anagram of “shergar bum.”
Coincidence? I think not!
The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey’s died.’
Paddy replied, ‘Well then just give me my money back.’
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.’
Paddy said, ‘OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’
The farmer asked, ‘What are you going to do with him?’
Paddy said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle a dead donkey!’
Paddy said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ‘ What happened with that dead donkey?’
Paddy said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898′
The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Paddy said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.’
Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland ..
It was funny when first posted here about three years or more ago.
Even funnier when my dad told me that joke some 50 years ago
But at least it was funny Cat!
I will tell you another joke.
There was an Irish bagger without any hope. Osborne saw the bagger and though, bagger is a sound investment and lent him £7.5bn.
I imagine that he was the person on the end of Brighton Pier with a gingham scarf over his head and a crystal ball, answering to the name of Madame Matilda?
The joke’s value depends upon the fact that, from 1997 onwards, banks were run by barrow-boys and idiots like Fred the Shed, who would not even have made a good barrow-boy.
Fred the shit would not have made a bum-boy.
He was a useless waste off space.
Otherwise defined in the dictionary as an accountant.
PG Wodehouse tells it as a Ukridge story: may have been old even then. Good, though.
This guy explains the crisis better than anyone else.
Irish economic model is the modal Osborne was planning to implement in UK. Even Osborne said so.
Even now building homes over the green build is the model Ireland and Spain followed. Cameron wants to follow the same model.
Even part of China’s growth is based on this, they have 64 million empty properties. They are even building more.
You all know where it will end up?
Or the circle of fraud..
The biggest joke is, £ is falling even against Euro.
Helps our exports nicely
Export what?
Never heard of Google ?
That’s only the 8th circle. A lot of these b’stards should be in the 9th and below.
Osborne is an IRISH Baronet. Wake up people, the coffee is boiling.
Yes, I had heard that, though Baronet wasn’t the word I head!
Maybe the advert meant the lady in the film is “open and transparent”…
Like everything that involves EU politicians, its all a big come-one but they never deliver.
Now there’s an idea to improve my ratings.
Shoot yourself in the head.
She’s speaking Latvian (possibly Lithuanian – the languages are similar). Sadly I don’t know enough to translate it myself. It’s certainly not Flemish.
The word you missed dumbass and the inference [Irony and satire is this site] to all politicians is – “TRANSPARENT AS MUD” Tal.mud.
Or as a reference to his clients previous involvement with certain child abuse related lobbies…
I wouldn’t.
These Johnny Jobs Worths really do have a problem with their ‘self-importance’ / ‘ego’s’ / ‘impotence’.
Guardian readers would have rather the model had been an 8 year old boy, not an adult woman.
Another waste of space just looking for a safe Labour seat,and a job for life at the trough.
Do we really need people like this representing us?
Correction – They do not ‘represent us’ – they pretend to and lie about doing so.
Don’t take it as a compliment. Who decides what is “unacceptable”? You and your po-faced gang?
Sex has been around a very long time. People like it. Some men like women stripping. Some women like men stripping. Get over it. No-one forces you to watch.
Stop meddling in other peoples lives you nasty little fascist. If you don’t like the video don’t watch it!
1E100000000000
Funny, but not as funny as the blog comments.
Crikey, there’s a whole world out there that I didn’t know about. It’s full of hand wringing weirdo narcissists (camp followers of their Head Narcissist, Weird Ed)…or have I missed the joke?
Anyway, with due haste I really must sign up for the 2015 Declaration for Gender, Height, Weight and Hair Colour Balance in European Decision-Making.
They really do get to the heart of the important issues these Euro Trashers.
PS: What’s Jon Worth?
Paddy and Murphy needed to make some money and came up with the idea to produce a film. Murphy waited outside with the car and Paddy went in and asked the bank if they’d provide the finance.
When he came out he said, “Feck me, they’re going to give us a shit load of money! Too much for us to carry in fact!”
Murphy asked him, “Really? How much?”
Paddy said, “Fecked if I know but it must be lots, they told me to come back with a trailer”.
Sad and desperate.
I hope that vid does not give the eagle sisters ideas.
God help us if Margaret Beckett – gets ideas.
Or Teather.
Or Di!!!
I can weave sinuously to a hip Abba track while disrobing from my expensive pin stripe… yaroo!
Best £20 spent for a while. 3 bottles of wine, 4 pack of carlsberg & 18 packs of hula hoops. Night in sorted. Well worth the winter stroll.
Emergency ration pack 2013.
Is this the austerity labour keep going on about?
Rejoice – Mother Nature is biting the Rses off of all the global warming mongrels.
“I am opposed because I believe in feminism and gender equality. Middle aged Flemish MEP puts up a video of a young woman from a central European country.”
Jon says.
Your right he is a bedwetting tosser
That poor woman she was no doubt forced to do that for the camera by oppressive men.
Nah, I know birds who would do that for nothing let alone a few quid and the chance to appear in a telly ad. Anyway what did she show? Her belly button?
Trading Carbon permits is bull shit:
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-18/eu-carbon-plunges-after-german-sale-canceled-on-low-bid-prices.html
This faux marche should be sent packing as Kyoto was…
Sorry to repeat – but Rejoice! again as Mother Nature bites back at the evil empire of global warming mongrel dupers. Games up – you lot.
In a way it is a pity though. it would have been fun watching Bangladesh disappear when the last ever polar bear jumped off very the last iceberg
Some bloke on the telly today told us that even if every last drop of glacier from all over wherever they may be melted (which would take hundreds of years), that would cause the sea to rise by about only 30 metres – so lots of dry land space for everybody to stand on. Phew!
The ‘man-made’ global warming guys are liars and idiots when it comes to propaganda about sea-levels rising 100 feet (and almost everything else).
They use the Antarctic ice (average depth 2,500m) and Arctic ice (average depth 1,500m) in their figures and claim it could all melt. There isn’t enough energy on the planet to do that.
The sea-ice they report melting ‘dramatically’ on the news is average 2-3 metres thick, and seasonal. That might be 5% of the ocean max. (and ice is only 10% less dense than water, so most of it is sunk below the surface already).
If you are going to drown, it will be in rainwater.
G’day Poms, its a bit toastier down here, I can tell you. Strewth.
Don’t even need to start the barbie to get things charred.
Swings and roundabouts…
swings and roundabouts? – you’ve got swings and roundabouts, fukkin elll, you’ve got everything down there
Agreed.
From the economic point of view though, and I wish to be excused for my shameful french:
What fucking mong thought that taxing an unavoidable energy cost for the privilege of production was a viable model to apply to the productive capitalist model ?
Agreed it can improve efficiency. But, why not target reduction of the really harmful emissions rather than stuff which plants eat ? If the waste products of industry are to be taxed at all.
The US was on to this years back when it was pointed out that it was dumb to tax a man for lighting a fire to keep himself warm.
an over confident man will always get stung.
this is the time for extreme caution….for ppl are going to be set.up
The only way out is detachment but our needs and impulses noble or not come in the way.
Hanging lying duplicitous politicians who have been beholden to the bucks of moneylenders is a nice quick solution to the publics problems.
Just in case you thought all was a done deal in that hostage thing:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/01/18/us-sahara-crisis-demands-idUSBRE90H0RG20130118
Plucky little devils, aren’t they.
There are people in Mauretania running a news agency. Who new?
That’s why the sentence for those found guilty of terrorism should be instant execution (from the top of a crane, perhaps?). Put a stop to all this hostage taking nonsense once and for all.
Well at least she has given her consent. Still; sad & desperate attention seeking arsehole that she is.
Unlike every other politician, eh?
Skanky!
Is this Harry Harman a transvestite?
Is this Har ry Harm an a tran svest ite?
Whatever – she/hes one helluva lying biatch lawyer.
Her lips are sealed…
NOW I know why ze English want an in-out, in-out, in-out, in-out Referendum.
I like to watch vulnerable women stripping. I don’t get their consent.
http://www.channel4.com/health//microsites/0-9/4health/sex/shi_voyeurism.html
Look out for C4 news tonight, we may do the bus pass routine.
Jon – was that Bus or BUCK pass – you socialist twat?
Shumbudy menshun Buckfast?
Why couldn’t Scameron have given his EU speech in the House Of Commons today? What was the point of going to Holland?
I reckon he bottled it.
If he gave the speech before a British audience we’d all either laugh or start throwing things
Perhaps I touched a raw nerve the other day when I posited that there was something odd about him giving the speech in a different jurisdiction and that I want a signed copy of said speech in affidavit form?
” ‘This is just unacceptable. Full stop.
I’ve downloaded a copy of the video, just in case it gets removed from Youtube, so a record is kept that a MEP was campaigning in such a way’
..which I’ve put up for all to view, because I’m so shocked at this cheap voyeurism.”
I’ve lately been worrying that satire was dead, but now I realise it’s just redundant.
Six inches of snow and parts of the country are shut down for possibly weeks.
In Austria, Germany and Czech Republic, this sort of snow is commonplace and such falls occur numerous times each winter. During the falling, things sometimes get delayed but within a relatively short time, even the minor roads are cleared. It is mostly a matter of better organisation.
With the greater population density in the UK, there is no reason why things should not be cleared even sooner. Yet defeat is admitted before anyone gets up off their arses. That flights are so readily cancelled is an appalling response. If other countries with more snow can clear their runways and de-ice their aircraft, why can’t we?
^ inches?? I hope Hari Harperson is not reading this misogynist gobbledegook !! Penis envy shows itself in many ways
I hope you found my comment sufficiently penetrating.
I certainly did…… but cannot help thinking that Labour will blame the cuts…cuts and more cuts !
Labour oppose the present government’s expenditure plans. They pledge to do the exact opposite.
Given that the alleged cuts are, in fact, merely smaller increases, then presumably they will have to say they are spending more whilst actually delivering real cuts.
One may only be able to win such arguments inch by inch. I, for one, would not wish to have to be the one to press it into the fragrant Harriet though.
hahahahahahahahaha
I wonder what does turn her on?
Can’t we talk about nicer things?
Heathrow airport cancelled flights before a snow flake fell.
Yup, the head honcho looked out of the control tower window and muttered, “Snow go” and ordered the place locked down for the next week.
stage 1.
The orgasmic primal urge and that is freedom to harmonise with one,s primal urge.
stage 2.
post orgasm sense of contentment.
and then there is inner harmony.
while copulating population density within close proximity matter.
to think that it matters in other situations may well be irrelevant when there is inner harmony.
Get yer tits oot for the lads
You f’ucking tw@t
Steady on there Hunta Kinti !!
He’s got a point though – you are an annoying c’unt
Given the depth of snow, police have suggested “Travellers should stay indoors”….
That should bring the crime rate down.
A big Brucie bonus for whichever ACPO member came up with this idea
ACPO = Assistant Clearing Pavements Officer?
But could help bump up the domestic violence stats, what ?
Domestic violence to some and lawful chastisement to others
It should not be too hard to track these guys in a desert using thermal imaging at night.
Yes, indeedy. Blizzard, deteriorating, traffic crawled, trains disrupted, airports closed, worst winter ever, schools closed third day running, old people falling over and dying of broncho-pneumonia, conditions worsening.
I WILL depress you. Yes, indeedy.
The Met Office…… now there is a truthful, honest and steadfast public service
Instantly forgettable to GW deniers. Met Office get prediction 100% right.
Like they did when Broon told the Kenyan/American that we would have a beautiful summer, which turned out to be pissing down and flooding, way to go GW believer
Tell me someone: Is all pork in the UK now slaughtered according to Halal standards?
No. Pork is strictly Haram.
Indeed. But there is an untold story here and it will not be found in the 3:30 at Haydock Park.
If you are talking about the bulking of chicken (which is meant to be halal), and refortifying with pork protein etc. as goes on, that is relatively well known about.
The techniques developed in Germany which destroy the DNA making it hard to tell where the proteins have sourced from is another issue which will make the Soylent Green issue impossible to prove if ever put in to practice
…and when they all die, whether naturally or violently in pursuit of jihad, they will go and claim their 72 virgins presumably only to be told that they have been found wanting and are thus ineligible…
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Іt fоllоws frоm thіs thаt іf уоu sіnсеrеlу bеlіеνе а ріg tо bе а fіsh, іts mеаt іs hаlаl.
So the miracle of the five loaves and two small fishes aka the Feeding of the 5000 is still OK, then?
For now, at least.
The whole business of ritual uncleanness is exploded in the most magisterial way in the account of Peter’s vision, Acts 11:5-10. That’s why you can eat bacon without being grilled for ever.
Hmmm. We don’t really know what Peter had been drinking that night, though.
Ed’s sheet, by contrast, still has nothing on it…
Makes one wonder what Y-fronts may have on his sheet!
You talking ’bout me, I could get that Hester Blumenstrasse to make sunmmat of them.
I see the BBC is still spouting the gospel of global warming, the One show weather tosser said this snow we have is due to global warming, must still be some believers.
Warming my ass!
The ‘weather tosser’ works for the Met Office. They were forecasting ‘Heavy Snow’ for my location for 09:00 today. Then they changed it to 12:00. Then they changed it to 15:00. Then 18:00. Then 21:00. They’ve now changed it to 00:00 tonight.
We have had no snow at all today.
Which is what the independent (non taxpayer-funded) weather forecasters were saying yesterday.
I think I see an opportunity to save the taxpayer some money.
We have had about an inch, maybe and inch and a half. This apparently counts as ‘The beast from the east’ status, amber warnings, civil servants checking that the fuses work in underground bunkers and the cancellation of every flight for 10000 miles.
Tomorrow there may be a light breeze: conscription will be brought in in case the Germans re-activate the Schlieffen plan while every painting in the National Gallery will be put up for auction on ebay to support the groat.
You fucking bastards. I was watching this and it stopped at the best part. Censorious C-U-N-T-S. Put it up on You Tube, NOW!
Well: At least they haven’t started literally pi$$ing on the Greek Flag yet…
Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the “kicker”:
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
AND……………….:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater..
“A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.”
Marilyn Monroe died in 1962, Kennedy was assassinated in November 1963.
Perhaps he meant ‘a week after Kennedy was shot’.
But is there anyone reading this who has not seen that ancient bit of would-you-believe-it decades ago?
Nah! Shit happens…
life is not a coincidence. co. exist.
John Wilkes Booth and Cherie Blair (nee Booth) are distant cousins, both descended from Richard Booth, JWB’s grandfather and Cherie’s seven-greats grandfather, as long as we’re on the subject of Abe Lincoln. Two heinous people, whose life’s work is to put on an act, are related– who’d'a thunk it?
Isnt it racist to try to impose your own cultural mores on those from a different community?
It’s not if Labour do it.
ac, non entity. the reason focus on a non entity is to divert attention.
Wonder how accurate those UKIP polls the other day were:
11% of total ~30,000 voters say things should continue as now without change.
Remaining 89% split on the leave / stay with change options. More voted for leave so far…
That low?
When will our useless political elite work out that every time they knock over some strong man M*slim dictator in the name of ‘democracy’ all that happens is the Islamic nut jobs take over and use the place to launch attacks against the west.
Damn ! Rumbled again !
It is a good thing I am a non-theist as I would otherwise be looking for an explanation of divine retribution against Paul McKeever in view of his recent demise.
Heard about it some hours ago – surreal and very interesting. There are many Federation coppers who have been ‘fabricating evidence’ against members of the public who have dared to criticise the ‘government of the day’ – particularly The New Labour Project Government.
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Confirmation that the wheels are coming off literally for Spain / Greece:
One might recall Midas who found the missing Silenus, Bacchus’ teacher. In gratitude Bacchus offered Midas any wish he wanted and the trouble started right there…
You’re such a girly swat, aren’t you, dear
That’s rather out of character for you to drop your punctuation, Elsie.
Indeed, dear. Can anyone else smell pilchards?
The poor old bag’s been moonlighting as EB for so long, she stuck like that.
I suppose the wind must have changed unexpectedly.
What IS that smell? I laughed at Mr. Mullet’s post-moonlighting faux-pas, anyways.
Another one from the same MEP.
Don’t forget, vote Liblabcon to cede even more powers to Europe!
Put your cross against ant one of them for a United Stares of Europe run by Germany! or even Obama!
This has got to be the most sickening report yet have read to come out of !ndia:
http://tinyurl.com/bacg85l
Something is deeply screwed up over there, unless this is BAU just reported.
Pheew.
Bad luck. Teleporter fucked again?
What’s it to you, dickwad?
I watched the Bullshit Broadcasting Corporation today,one of the few times I watch their left wing propaganda.
This crowd don’t know the meaning of what news should be all about,all I heard was their attempted denial of anything that didn’t support the now discredited theory of global warming.
On top of this was cammorons lack of a speech re:- the EUSSR bandits,well folks I for one could see that he took the view that he was between a rock and a hard place with the Algerian issue and british lives being lost and what will be the end result.
I can think of a previous PM who did not take this approach,and thousands of lives were lost.
The BBC presenters today are little more than brainwashed tossers who are certainly overpaid for what they do.
Oh no we’re not ! ….. are we children ?
It’s behind you !
Damn, I tried to listen to it with the sound off for lechery without politics but it’s only bloody subtitled in Dutch. Arse. Nice tits.
YOU are stewart”standing alone at the bar”edwards and I claim my ten guineas. At least you didn’t “thrill” us all with the reams of musical notation that this ditty is based upon.
+1
You might have posted something more bijou, stewart.
+ a gogolplex – What’s wrong with this one, petal?
This video is rather long-winded and slightly disturbing.
Thanks for that, chaps. lol @ the plebs, btw. Dave x
I want a War I can call my own. Margaret had one, but Tony had to share his.
This is interesting further article:
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-18/desert-massacre-threatens-africa-s-largest-gas-industry-energy.html
In short: If North African Gas production is impacted by terrorism, Europe will have to turn to Gazprom.
No we won’t…
Fuck off!
Bless, he’s just trying to ramp up some shitty shares he can’t get rid of. Give him a break.
Hardly, if you know the companies involved.
The impact to European energy security is much more interesting. This has big implications for all the talk about union.
If one looks at what has been going on in Ukraine and is happening in Turkey at the moment, it becomes clear there is a different sort of investment opportunity out there and it is very much a good buy right now.
When are we going to get Lawyer and politician Burgers – I love eating them b’strds for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
Just shown to my wife what I have posted about the Biased Broadcasting Corporation and she agrees as to this lot are utterrely left wing assehole who are anti british.
Just hope we can get rid of this bastard brand of EUSSR traitors,called the,BBC.
Nite nite to all.
The only thing i found unappealing was Her !
Ok what i meant was she didn’t get her Bap’s out !
Speculation on the future of UK’s nuke deterrent in event of Scottish independence is not really speculation any more, but being discussed:
Moving some permanently down to Port Stanley or even Elizabeth Land could be an interesting ‘off shore’ proposition.
A breakdown of the list showed that the British taxpayer directly paid for 8,841 tickets to allow scores of top civil servants, ministers, actors and business leaders to attend the Olympics and Paralympics last August and September.
The overall amount spent – £1.17million – was far more than the £750,000 which had previously been forecast by sports minister Hugh Robertson in November 2011. It was spent on 8,841 tickets for the Olympics and Paralympics games.
Analysis by The Daily Telegraph shows that thousands of pounds was spent by the Government on free tickets for scores of its ministers to go to events including beach volleyball, rowing, athletics, basketball, handball and the BMX cycling.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/9811577/Burying-bad-news-claim-after-ministers-say-who-got-1.2million-worth-of-free-London-2012-tickets.html
Someone should come up with a decent single perjorative to describe the action of ‘burying bad news’ like this. Deceit only scratches the surface.
A plunderfuck?
Yes. Something like that.
The latin would be : malus novus dies.
A contraction like: ‘dismalnov’ may work, sounds appropriately soviet to boot.
Got it!
Malus novus dies seems to lack that element of furtiveness.
Furtiua facto suppressio can be shortened in either language to:
FFS!
Distribuo fiscus
If you want a fancy Latin term, dies sepulturae means ‘a day of burial’; no need to say bona dies sepulturae ‘a good day for burial’, because using Latin makes it special enough. But why not just call it a ‘buryday’?
Would you trust Parliament not to steal your last penny?
Of morals and true principles, they ain’t got any
Scheming and skulking in the great House of ill repute
They wouldn’t bestir themselves to doff even a boot
Keep voting LibLabCon and they’ll ensure that you’re screwed
Though not by pretty ladies being naughtily lewd
ISN’T FUNY THERE’S BARELY A WHIMPER OF BARRY O’BAMA’S DEMANDS THAT…
Best ignore the sceptics when they fart in the lift. If they think you are laughing at them they may be carrying concealed weapons and go postal on you.
I would think you might want to re visit , that league of Africa thing Ghaddafi had going .looks like it left a bit of vaccuum for despot in chief .
As for the rest NN gave quite a lot to think about , which in this case I would do . The perhaps biggest shame is the realisation that since Rommel left that whole area has wasted of lot of its people and ecnomic providence . Colonial help can only really be short term , in the sense of the desire to have better governments . I have no idea why they keep doing repeat performance of gold braid dictator and military spending with general oppression via criminal overlords , i mean any osmotic desire to run a country in some sort of proper way , has had its UN oppertunity for nearly 40yrs , yet ist got a bit stuck on socialism phase and aid . If its got jihadism now as well , looks like being a sick continent for some time . To me it looks like it ought to be , dealing with the trouble as short as possible , and to think about how to achieve , what it would seem the people want . I mean they may just be beginning to think outside the box of the despotic era so all sorts of things could change the enviroment , without a long armed discussion .
In my view the despotic era closes when they stand on there own feet . I dont think we should be drawn in anymore than giving a bit of break to get some countries running a bit more properly or modernly. If not that then its what countries could do with new large UN garrison towns for half a century or so …. As i pointed out even Rommel eventually had to leave … I just wish he had instilled in them somthing of democracy , instead of ordinance as requisite to good government .
Control the water. It is a desert. Satellites can spot insurgents at night. Air mobile forces can surround them and pick them off.
The region is too big, and those on the ground know how to dodge the satellites – they are not fools.
Those on the ground also know where the water is, that which is not marked on the map.
Easier to starve them of gasoline and force them onto foot. With the supply lines cut they will run down over time.
Denial is the way to fight when away from the Nile.
If you have nothing better to do…
http://www.livestream.com/ideacity/video?clipId=flv_fd017d81-dc18-42cc-821a-18b86fdea840
ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
Re… the euro ‘striptease, Calm down dear!, what’s the problem? She hardly got her top off on the clip I saw, still; I’d vote for her, sounds like Serbo-Croat, anyway it’s all Dutch to me.But then it would be, where I am at present.