January 17th, 2013

WATCH: Nick Clegg Calls For In/Out Referendum


64 Comments

  1. 1
    Sally Bercow says:

    I like a bit of in and out.

  2. 2
    Revolting says:

    Is it normal for MEPs to pick their nose and then rub it on a colleague’s shoulder and hair?!

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Nick Clegg says:

    What do we want? “An EU In/Out Referendum”

    When do we want it? “2 years ago at the latest”

  5. 5
    Owen Jones"The Cheekie Chappie" says:

    Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him dancing naked in front of
    a tractor. Mick says, “Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?”

    Paddy says, “Well me and Mary haven’t been getting on in the bedroom
    lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor.”

  6. 6
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Caught out here! 10 million benefit claimants on their way from Bulgaria and Romania soon. Ed multimillionaire Milliband is not worried though as he’s too comfortable in his chauffeur driven car costing us about £100,000 a year?

  7. 7
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Lib Dum is a lying hypocrite. Shock Horror!

  8. 8
    Lisping says:

    Any suicide bummers involved?

  9. 9
    Any chance Priti Patel could make a video like this? says:

  10. 10
    The Trans Community says:

    Trans what?

  11. 11
    Willy Bum Vague says:

    Apparently not
    The hostages were supposedly loaded on buses and were being moved
    when the Algerian troops in helicopters opened fire and killed almost everyone
    only 4 have been rescued

  12. 12
    Unexpected horsemeat in bagging area says:

    Looks like Team America were involved in the Algerian hostage resolution. Sadly.

  13. 13
    Hostage Watch says:

    Wonder who the Algerians have been learning their hostage management techniques from ?

    http://www.oilandgaseurasia.com/oge-stage/news/russia-and-algeria-may-team-lng

    Further – how much damage to that gas plant, and who could be rebuilding it ?

  14. 14
    The Stilton Eater says:

    Nick Clegg will say anything to get a vote.

    At this rate he’ll have to say plenty to save his seat in Sheffield.

  15. 15
    ROFL says:

    Will Stokes ‏@Will_stokes88
    Talking to someone from ITN news, apparently Rolf Harris has been arrested in connection with the Jimmy Saville inquiry!

    Is this old news reguritated?

    I thought A Priory was sacrosanct.

  16. 16
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    Ten million new immigrants on their way!

  17. 17
    Kim Jong-Il says:

    Are you ronery?

  18. 18
    Beano Beast says:

    ookslike she has Dennis The Menace stufed dwnher knickers

  19. 19
    A slightly different angle says:

    This may be worth a look…

    http://rense.com/general95/swartz.html

    Apply the credibility filter, and see what shakes out.

  20. 20
    Wobble board Beast says:

    He gopt his didgeroo doo out in front of two little girls and said that there was room for two
    He is married,however, is known to have a “beard”

  21. 21
    Engineer says:

    Did Brown call for “a global Europe” near the end of that tape?

    How does that work? Where will the other continents go?

  22. 22
    Arsewipers, one and all says:

    In that clip I cannot see even ONE person who commands any respect whatsoever, not one!

  23. 23
    Rocky Horror says:

    A mental mind fuck can be nice.

  24. 24
    Wobble board Beast says:

    He also had a wood on of course

  25. 25
    GB Prime Mentalist says:

    Prudence.

  26. 26
    The Bogey-man says:

    Remember this?

  27. 27
    13eastie says:

    He also lectured the House on “not walking out of the House of Commons” and “not abstaining”.

  28. 28
    Whooooooooooooooooooooah says:

    Is that not Harriet?

  29. 29
    Rocky Horror says:

    [singing] I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.

  30. 30
    Can't use me old moniker says:

    That’s the goon who didn’t know a cupboard from al gore’s commity room. How do you expect him to understand geograpy?

  31. 31
    Raving Loon says:

    So long cockbags!

  32. 32
    Rocky Horror says:

    That’s a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?

  33. 33
    Raving Loon says:

    I’ve seen more commitment to keep promises from a prozzy.

  34. 34
    Red Rum says:

    I’ll be burgered if I can either.

  35. 35
    UKIP R BE says:

    Another reason to close the borders before Romania send their hoards to invade us.

  36. 36
    muggy left spotter says:

    Owen Jones the lefty kun’t likes to upset the flow with a muggy joke when the commie porgect is under fire.

  37. 37
    From the horse's mouth says:

    A bloke on the Daily Politics said ‘Ask the public if they want a referendum on anything and they will say yes’. So the quest for democracy goes on outside Westminster. It is denied inside.

  38. 38
    Boeing Beast says:

    we need a Prime Ministerial jet
    I suggest a dreamliner 787

  39. 39
    The Howard League for Penal Reform says:

    When I first saw that Helicopter fuel on fire on the road I just thought it was Lambeth Council’s alternative to gritting the roads.

  40. 40
    Can't use me old moniker says:

    Thing is the tratrious bBBC have all this and more at their fingertips, yet somehow it never gets shown by them when it comes to a ‘debate’.

  41. 41
    From the horse's mouth says:

    Don’t give Tom Watson ideas.

  42. 42
    Rocky Horror says:

    In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can.

  43. 43
    Willy Bum Vague says:

    No reports of any damage or fires just bodies

  44. 44
    Willy Bum Vague says:

    34 foreign hostages dead and 15 terrorists

  45. 45
    Sir William says:

    In, out, in, out, shake it all about, Nicky.

  46. 46
    Nick Clegg says:

    The cheque is in the post!

  47. 47
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    He has no interest in saving his seat in Sheffield in 2015 – he wants dave to appoint him as an EU Commissioner – why else has he changed his tune so dramatically about the EU?

  48. 48
    *innocent face* says:

    Don’t forget to make sure that protection is used.

  49. 49
    Lord Palmerstone says:

    What if we annexed Romania?

  50. 50
    Willy Bum Vague says:

    massive explosion heard now !

  51. 51
    A sex therapist says:

    A good protective tip is for the gentleman to strap a 6ft 2 by 6 plank to his arse. Saves having to call out the cave rescue team.

  52. 52
    A sex therapist says:

    Here’s a good protective tip. The gentleman should strap a large, strong plank to his arse. Saves having to call out the cave rescue team.

  53. 53
    A sex therapist says:

    Fucking modbot!

  54. 54
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    The only arguments I’ve heard from the europhiles about us staying in the EU is the ridiculous lie that we shall lose trade if we come out.

    It is plain to a five year old that the EU is never going to undermine trade with us given that germany and the rest export a major amount of stuff into the UK and in their present fragile economic state they need every UK sterling sale they can get.

    So I am still waiting to hear a credible political argument for remaining in the EU.

  55. 55
    Jane's crappy aircraft says:

    There must be an old Starfighter available somewhere in the world. The Dreamliner is only showing potential whereas the Starfighter has a proven track record of increasing the number of widows wherever in the world it was used.

  56. 56
    Here we go again says:

    It got 6″x2″ mixed up with 4″x2″ (a popular rhyming slang for the “chosen” race).

  57. 57
    And that was a party political broadcast on behalf of... says:

    I’ve just come.

  58. 58
    An Aristotle of the Bottle says:

    When we are talking about Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile in connection with what it is we know about them: With Rolf, it is a Priory knowledge, whereas with Sir Jimmy, it’s likely to be a posteriory knowledge, innit?

  59. 59
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    In those days there were legitimate calls for a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty. Even our Dave gave a “cast iron guarantee”. The opportunist LibDems decided to divert attention from the calls for a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty by calling for the in/out referendum knowing full well that no one would take them up on that.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Sign this petition to withdraw from the EU

    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/44520

  61. 61
  62. 62
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    I tried a ‘front-wheel skid’ once and got away with it.

  63. 63
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Who is the female smiling. Nodding. Donkey to the left of. McMentalist ….

    Is she his nurse …

    Oh i remember now. ..

    It’s. jacqui. Smith when she was still a high ranking politician and had not been. Demoted to. Bint of. Brewer street. In a black shiny mac promoting a programme on porn for. Radio. Five. Dead. .

    How the. Mighty are dashed to smithereens ..

  64. 64
    Tonto Clegg says:

    Me speak with fork tongue.


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