Oh dear- 'snr sources at DFE' briefing against 'lazy and narcissistic Loughton'. I thought we were rewriting the history curric not history!—
Tim Loughton MP (@timloughton) January 17, 2013
Guido feels this one is going to rumble on…
UPDATE: And round III: the Speccie have one vicious briefing from Gove’s people.
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
DfE
BBC
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Well at least we know this briefing is the work of civil servants. Gobby Gove couldn’t spell narcissistic.
nar – nar – narr – narrrrrrrrrrrrr
I’ve got a rumble in my rectum.
Why do people have these media bitch fights?
Why have you got an annoying voice
Suck my strapon
Not after it has been in Tony Parsons
I’m still the queen of victimhood.
I see victims everywhere..look , over there. A woman in the rain without an umbrella!
In 21st century Britain! Its a disgrace.What is this Tory led government of millionaires doing to protect the most unfortunate from raindrops?
nothing! The fat scum.
Lets all hold a candlelit vigil, sitting in a circle holding hands and singing African protest songs outside number 10 until a proper , equality of umbrella provision law, is passed.
+1
Let’s be fair. It may be Polly twaddle but it still makes more sense than any policy ever devised by Gobby Gove.
Yes, performance-related pay for teachers is an awful idea!
It will force some of them to make an effort.
That was just a deckchair exercise. It has been the case for years.
… make an effort to learn and master their subjects in order to be able to teach.
There, fixed it for you.
You can buy an umbrella for two quid, you ignorant cow.
That would of course mean not smoking two quids worth of kingsize fags, of course.
I warned you about The Gimp Gove and you opted not to listen – repent at leisure.
All the neo nuts see the gimp as a shining example of a good minister…he is in fact a twat of the highest order.
* Free schools, no real uptake, and very low numbers.
* FOI debacle for Free schools
* His email account faux pas
* and now this insight
He is a sh*it minister
You really post shite, you have got it down to an art form
He makes my wibble boonbollocks ravings seem normal.
Think for a minute instead of just reacting. Even those of us who have been party members for 30+ years recognise Gobby as the most useless minister since St John Stevas.
At least Norman was honest about being an arse bandit
Yes, face it tory boys – Gove is a wanker.
You’ve all been told, everyone knows except Greedo’s vermin.
But the good news is that he is great at pissing off tory voters even more than other voters.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
What I meant to say was “What am I thinking?”
In other words fatbot it was a bloody car crash
Sir – You bring our job into disrepute
A really enormous, metal rending car crash at that. A fourteen year old would have sounded more statesman-like.
You’re tho nathty. I’m going to thcream and thcream.
Come back here and fix this for me Violet
Navigating like the captain of the Costa Concordia
Nearly as bad as kinnochios aaallllllllllriiiiight
Please do show pictures of Ms Abbot.
You can’t do aerial photography in weather like this.
There was better navigating on the Titanic.
Are we talking before or after the iceberg ?
You mean he was trying to find that large stick-out-like-a-sore-thumb EU building?
So what did he say Diane – the rest of us are flummoxed
The Chief Constable for Hampshire’s Constabulary has been named Stonewall’s Individual Champion of the Year for lesbian, gay and bisexual people.
Good to see the plod looking after thier own
I wondered why they called the county ground the Rose Bowl.
On account of the stadium in Southern California, which has been around since even before the 1932 Olympic Games and was one of the minor venues then as well as in 1984, as well as being the site of the championship match of the World Cup 1994. The folks in Hants figured they could get away with nicking the name, as no-one in the US gives a flying fuck about cricket (and probably not all that many of the people in Hants as well, if we’re being honest) and would probably not notice.
http://cbsla.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/rosebowlsign56524164.jpg
“Good to see the plod looking after thier own”
They couldn’t care less about anyone else.
That’s the annual who did which and with whom and with what award.
As John The Hobbitt would say “cheap house even cheaper wife”
Is Jacqui looking for a ‘second home’ now that hubbies ‘pawn’ stash is taking up considerable room?
Before ordering next time John, make sure you go to Spec Savers.
Apparently her back door has been smashed in.
…as opposed to “on little Johnnies expenses”?
My local school..has:-
1 X head £85k+
1 X deputy head £65K+
4 X assistant heads £55K+
6 X deputy assistant heads £50K+
All have little if any pupil class time…ie no longer actualy teaching
All the additional head posts created since sept 2012….school has less than 300 kids
Is that the special needs school you go to?
And your point is?
My point is it’s just nowhere near enough.
My gripe is that I don’t get as much for doing sweet-fa the same amount of non-teaching.
It’s never been the same since I was in charge
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1216583/Ed-Balls-spends-3m-office-makeover–including-massage-room-Muslim-prayer-area.html
They need at least 9 more administrators on the payrol. And a union pilgrim on £75k, organising a few strikes.
And an Equality and Diversity Community Outreach worker, a GLBTG Community Group Hug Facilitator, two Leader of Learning Experience Climate Change Environment Outreach Group Hug Facilitators, and..
…THE most hunkiest, chunkiest, wibbly wobbly PT master they can find. Ooh, me goose bumps have got goose bumps on ‘em.
Do not apply if member of UKIP.
We won’t enter the single currency as long as I am PM.
What do we want? “An EU In/Out Referendum”
When do we want it? “2 years ago”
Don’t worry, Bunnies *shall* go to Brussels.
Instead Ed promises to return the UK to the barter system after the IMF arrive.
To be fair Loughton has worked very hard to deregulate kiddyfiddling.
+1
Is there a hermeneutic guide available which helps ordinary mortals like us to interpret what you mean by the words to be fair?
I should cocoa
’tis a blonde joke, poorly executed.
From a brief visit to London, I seem to remember Loughton was on the red tube line. Any connection?
Breaking news a covert undercover operation has taken place by the Algerian government forces
which included helicopter gunships hovering overhead spraying the place with bullets
FFS Bet that took em by surprise !
unconfirmed on the ground reports many dead
Latest
As the hostages were being moved from one building to another
The Algerian helicopters dropped bombs on them
and they are firing at anything that moves
Dear God, did the Algerians learn nothing from the French (sit round talking for years, surrender, abort plans due to wrong ammunition……).
Go to a muooslim country and you’re asking for it. Work there and you’ve already committed suicide.
DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT ABOUT JIMMY SAVILE.
HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU, TOO.
The video link which was blocked: The film is not really worth watching as it is a little bit biased, but still, the censors appear to be out there:
http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/2013/01/16/i-told-you-so/
The key point is: The inquest recorded a verdict of unlawful killing, paparazzi were no where near the crash scene and Piers Morgan is on the record saying the establishment lied.
Also – that link above – all that was published on the wordpress blog was a link to the material hosted else where.
HYPOCRISY & MENDACITY: IT’S IN LIBOR’S D-N-A…
Labour can’t be hypocritical. That’s something which only our opponents can be.
Racist, Elitist, Sexist
Gosh, the price of an Austin Allergic has gone up while I’ve been away!
Disgracious Tory allingations!
I am looking for an athletic guy to kick me in the balls for a video project. Please include a photo.
Lifted straight from the DT website:
12.48 Tim Ross has more on the extraordinary plans being drawn up in Downing Street for David Cameron to chair a Cobra meeting from overseas. His spokesman said:
“The Prime Minister thinks that the right thing for him to do is to be in charge across the entire situation…”
He has chaired two Cobras already and will chair it again. Arrangements are in place for him to chair a Cobra from the Hague tomorrow morning, if that is necessary”
12.48 Tim Ross has more on the extraordinary plans being drawn up in Downing Street for David Cameron to chair a Cobra meeting from overseas. His spokesman said:
13.13 Al-Jazeera is reporting that 35 hostages have been killed and 15 hostage takers killed as they tried to move from one plant location to another.
13.18 Algeria’s ANI news agency is now reporting that 34 hostages and 15 kidnappers have been killed by air strikes by the Algerian army. Several Western hostages are understood to be among those dead. “
I AM IN CHARGE !!!
Spoilt bitch.
The reporter or Liz ?
The cricketer actually
Fock you you focking conts.
Not one of you bastards hit my donate button.
I am focking skint.
Dozens of civil servants have found themselves in deep trouble after surfing the internet for porn while they were meant to be working.
A total of 55 workers at the Welsh Government’s offices were looking at explicit photographs and videos at their desks.
Disciplinary action was taken against the officials after the material was found on their computers.
Were they spanked?
Pictures of naked sheep?
They’d be Ukip supporters if it were sheep.
So, who exactly was watching the watchers – and were they also disciplined?